"Rats on cocaine" this guy is a gem.

@k4piii

5 жыл бұрын

I see many xD

@samuelkovac66

5 жыл бұрын

Propabbly just a script but still awesome.

@joabmagara2162

5 жыл бұрын

That got be dying with laughter.

@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739

5 жыл бұрын

ypu can have this one, he's a real Jim

@shivamgagad5674

5 жыл бұрын

No he’s a jool (R.I.P. spelieng)

This dude could probably convince fish to buy water

@CaddyMeister

5 жыл бұрын

I mean it's kinda ez, it's like to convince human to buy oxygen. You can't live without it, just like fishes can't live without water.

@sonofben3322

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah okay. Come buy a pack of five bottles of oxygen, just 5.99.

@clarencebodicker3299

5 жыл бұрын

Im sold where can i get some Hortons ground up corn and sugar

@Gilpow

5 жыл бұрын

This dumb joke again

@hotshot2472010

5 жыл бұрын

Or a snowcone in a blizzard.. 😂

Love him or hate him he's spitting pure facts

@burrito5673

5 жыл бұрын

who would ever hate this blobbed shaped hunk of a man?

@pranav7471

4 жыл бұрын

@@burrito5673 Big Corps

@johnb8440

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like sources, but yeah

@fisebilillah4406

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnb8440 That has already become common knowledge in other countries. But not in the US, because capitalist tycoons control politics.

@johnb8440

4 жыл бұрын

@@fisebilillah4406 yes, but on any video these guys do I would like sources. Even if it is common knowledge. I know that junk food is s*** for your health... But saying it and backing it up with credible sources is nice. Even if they just put it in the description.

I'm surprised the KZread algorithms allow this channel to stay afloat LOL

@ellitestar

5 жыл бұрын

you just posted this comment to use your fancy word algorithm. again...ive seen your fancy word many times already..knock it off Pal!..

@Editisement

5 жыл бұрын

@@ellitestar I'm sorry, I'll remember to dumb myself down next time so you can understand it. As Patrick would say, "It's fancy talk!"

@ellitestar

5 жыл бұрын

@@Editisement Yes, please do..thanks whatevr it takes 4 u 2 stop using that fckg!! word..(its annoying Pal!)

@jameeluqdah2186

5 жыл бұрын

They have to tell you what they are going to do. It's y(our) obligation to say no and when we don't it as if we are implicitly in agreement.

@solomays4902

5 жыл бұрын

@@ellitestar if you don't like fancy words...go to school or something. pal.

Sad Truth: Even if people saw this, they'd still eat it anyway.

@-Vitalis-

5 жыл бұрын

@@supermariobossful Whatever floats your boat, then.

@carrotman2697

5 жыл бұрын

damn *crunch* right *crunch* we will

@tritrinh568

5 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? I usually skim through these fun vids with 2 or more bags of chips!

@arjun6358

5 жыл бұрын

Noo

@Mr_Unfazed0

5 жыл бұрын

No I gave up eating junk food and other harmful things after knowing their reality☺️

Kids being labeled as "Cocaine lab rats" for eating processed corn and rice in a bag is priceless. It took me a good 5 minutes to stop giggling at the sad truth...

@jilliansmith7123

6 жыл бұрын

Cybie1111: wasn't it "cocaine-addicted lab rats?" Don't forget the "addicted" part. That's the best kind.

@producedbykponnabeat

5 жыл бұрын

“Get him!!” Lmfaoo

@AnotherCoyote

5 жыл бұрын

Cocaine addicted lab rats should be the new catch phrase for the century, describing all of us who eat Monsanto products whether or not we're aware Monsanto controls more than 95% of the food and drink supply. This stuff is awful! repeat for justice: many many thousands of people die from Monsanto's intestinal-permeability causing lectins and wheat gluten hydrogenated oil sponges EVERY year through cancer or diabetes. (International diabetes organization fact in there) THIS and hundreds of thousands killed in pointless illegal wars to make our Bankers and their warmachine happy, are why we need to illegalize lobbyists, high government leader wages, and political parties! Don't believe me? Ask "Are our leaders helping the poor get renewable tech, independence & wealth? Or are they ALL only enriching themselves, with 15 million tax-payer cash on the side* to silence their adultery/rape sex-maids?" If you’re still living one paycheck away from homelessness after your leaders are done in office there’s your answer! IllEGALIZE corporate lobbyists, high government wages & political parties! Vote for ACCOMPLISHED leaders whose hard work or inventions are *freeing* poor people across the WORLD! thank you. I'll let myself out.

@miniaturejayhawk8702

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnotherCoyote you are basically saying the government should illegalize itself and that we should all start an anarcho-socialist uprising against the UN ! 🤣🤣🤣

@AnotherCoyote

5 жыл бұрын

@@miniaturejayhawk8702: well I guess when our government is almost comprised of 100% corruption, then yeah, it would come off as saying it should illegalize itself. It's amazing to think both capitalism and communism develop problems for the same reasons; their citizens never ONCE question the power of their corrupt leaders or think that maybe PREVENTING or controlling psychotic, blood thirsty war mongering anti-free speech leaders should be the rule instead of controlling the people themselves!

They made so many packets of this unknown brand chips just for this.

@mikachouuu

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that's what I was thinking the whole time!

@EmptyEmpathy

4 жыл бұрын

Some of them were probably empty

@Josh.V

4 жыл бұрын

STONKS

@vidrogic1499

3 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixrc0074 more like "ground up"

@projectpitchfork860

2 жыл бұрын

@@EmptyEmpathy Yes. Imagine. Just pacjages being empty. Nobody said anything else.

"ahhh a mother trying to fight against the years of advertising we've shoved in her daughter's brain" i loved this 😂

@bee-sting

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent sarcasm right there!🤣🤣🤣

@WokeandProud

Жыл бұрын

Its so funny until you realize it's 100% true and capitalism has turned our civilization into a cesspool.

@AngryReptileKeeper

Жыл бұрын

In the evil megacorps' defense, mom was the one who chose to let her daughter watch TV.

"Nothing will stop you from eating food that's so processed that no longer contains any ingredients it resembles actual food"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YingCaiProductions

4 жыл бұрын

567 likes and still no replies?? well i'll be the first.

@m.c.martin

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll be the second

@tomhendri1933

4 жыл бұрын

ill be the third

@mikemagnus9447

4 жыл бұрын

I'll be yrxdkugfvmujhv,ilyc,utgdc,jhv,hgchgc v,kygdi,jhc.,jhcl,!!!! *I've always wanted to do that!*

@deynna45

4 жыл бұрын

Actual facts

We desperately need Adam and Roger to meet. Roger would be Adam's final boss that he must defeat and Adam would just be the daily attempt to discredit all of Roger's businesses

@simonnielsen8866

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Carolla is an idiot

@helterskelter4every1

7 жыл бұрын

Simon Nielsen he means Adam Conover from Adam Ruins Everything

@ThrottleKitty

7 жыл бұрын

That would be hilarious. Adam doesn't have the balls to fight Horton though.

@RoddThunderheart

7 жыл бұрын

Lee Coleman That TOTALLY needs to happen!!!

@WateverWatever04

7 жыл бұрын

Lee Coleman THIS. This needs to happen. 👏👏

Even as he was saying these things, watching him eat those chips made me feel hungrier. That's the power of junk food.

@demijones7537

4 жыл бұрын

You ever notice how whenever you watch TV late at night they show more fast food/junk food commercials?

@Nina-tt1nv

3 жыл бұрын

Sad but true

@varunthakur1329

3 жыл бұрын

That's the power of your weak mind

@sergiowinter5383

2 жыл бұрын

Power of advertising, the power of junk food is kill you and drain your money.

@projectpitchfork860

2 жыл бұрын

@@varunthakur1329 You know that will power doesn't have much to do with natural mechanisms, that are simmilar too drug addiction? Of course you don't because you have to compensate for your inferiority complexes eith that bs.

"..using measurements no Americans currently use to cook" ... Amen, brother.

@Stettafire

5 жыл бұрын

My mum taught me to cook. But it's a problem because "technically" the UK uses metric (but a whole generation of people still use imperial units). So, my mum taught me to use imperial while school taught me metric. All my old recipes are in imperial units and more modern ones in metric. Then, I look at some US ones and somehow a galon is not a galon here in the UK? God help me trying to read US recipes. I imagine the reverse also causes a tonne of confusion. Our food labels generally show both metric and imperial units (EU guideline, I think?) so that helps.

@treborironwolfe978

5 жыл бұрын

@@Stettafire Yes, confusing indeed. I run into this problem often when I need to simply use a socket wrench or calculate distance/speed. At least we don't have to calculate "hands" or "strides" very often anymore ;)

@alexanderrobins7497

2 жыл бұрын

I divide the grams of sugar added by the grams per serving to get an idea if it is okay to eat. Can’t do it if serving size is given in liters though. I also avoid things with high fructose corn syrup listed as an ingredient.

@athanasiospapazoglou7310

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stettafire Imagine how much freedom you would have lost if the US decided to switch to SI though ...

"At Horton's our hydrogenated oil sponges are made of the freshest additives." This guy is the best

@juanandrescarrilloflores555

5 жыл бұрын

A gem. 👍👍👍😜

Fun fact: If a product has a sugar free version, it is most likely less healthy then the original product. To make up for lack of taste that sugar provides, they have to use chemicals that are usually harmful.

@erito9507

5 жыл бұрын

Just like coca cola zero

@MohammedMuhiUddin

5 жыл бұрын

not a fact

@MistBestWaifu

5 жыл бұрын

@Utkarsh Amitabh Srivastava What relevance does your "point" have in anyway

@MistBestWaifu

5 жыл бұрын

@Utkarsh Amitabh Srivastava I'm pretty sure everyone knows that

@cuphead8159

5 жыл бұрын

@Stella H Mate everything is a chemical I could add My dad's 1963 dodge Grandpa's ashes Shrek 4 dvd A Mexican woman's leftovers And a maple tree It's all chemicals mate Some are more dangerous than others tho Like diet cokes artificial sweetener being even worse

Dont you just love food shaped as *Hyperbolic Parabolas* ?

@jedwards1005

4 жыл бұрын

John Wick 4 Hyperbolic Parabola. lol

@aljaberhk

4 жыл бұрын

at least it's mostly food instead of air

@robertfolkner9253

4 жыл бұрын

Alehandro Da Costa +The same shape as that of electric power plant cooling towers.

@n.jurenic

4 жыл бұрын

damn, sounds like some Tool songname lol

@mercentperrault

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. Maths in ad education.

No mention of the fact that most chips are sold at a higher price per pound than most steaks?

@maloku4619

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah in like norway or something

@sonofben3322

5 жыл бұрын

No way

@maloku4619

5 жыл бұрын

@@sonofben3322 no you forgot the r. Its Norway not no way

@kaaz1010

5 жыл бұрын

29 kr for most if u know where ur buying

@seemsit6986

4 жыл бұрын

@@maloku4619 he was trying to say "no way' like he's surprised not "Norway".. :/

Once you pop one hyperbolic parabola you just can't stop.

@onamission7349

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I thank God for my mother! She never allowed me and my siblings eat any processed foods, no crisps, no chocolates.. only what's been raised in our garden plus fruit. Back then i was sad.. now im very grateful!❤ thanx mom!!!

@blob5907

5 жыл бұрын

haha you suck

@yiman7370

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. Instead of drinking juice she would always say drink water, and instead of having sweets all the time, we would have a basket of fruits on the table. Of course sometimes a bit of chocolate but not like what kids have these days...

@blob5907

5 жыл бұрын

@@kakoolie6947 feel free :D

@davidpereira5969

5 жыл бұрын

We only live once. So why be here 100 years suffering instead of enjoying the years we have

@CamoflaugeDinosaue

5 жыл бұрын

blob normie

"I'm addicted to this stuff!" "True... *She* is." Wait.. What?

@sleepykittyMMD

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I legit thought it was a he

@Liliana_the_ghost_cat

2 жыл бұрын

Those damn fembo- oh wait. I should say tomboys... She's a tra- wait, that's offensive to trans peop- oh wait, i'm trans... i'm confused about wtf this comment has become aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@turborooster8548

2 жыл бұрын

Where?

This man helped me start eating healthier. Sarcasm and satire saved me😂

I'm on a Roger-binge. I'm loving it.

@rebeccasledge7224

5 жыл бұрын

ScottyVerse me too lol

@haydenfoulds6275

5 жыл бұрын

I think I’m on a Roger-binge too.

@ruaidhri777

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. I've only just discovered this channel.

@ctarsund

5 жыл бұрын

ScottyVerse Ironic

@mr.bubbles1900

5 жыл бұрын

just started going down the roger rabbit hole myself

This made me depressed and want to eat ground up rice corn with sugar.

@miriamhavard7621

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Gagliano 😂😂😂

@Mr_Unfazed0

5 жыл бұрын

😰😂

@suryakant6357

5 жыл бұрын

Just eat a fresh apple😄

@cuphead8159

5 жыл бұрын

@@suryakant6357 Apple pie

@jj0309

5 жыл бұрын

You know the biggest investment made on us is to keep us unhappy , non- accepting ourselves and others . And These companies are targeting this only if you can think a little .

Why am I JUST being recommended these videos!? They're so addictive. Ironic huh?

@harrisonsando4785

Жыл бұрын

Same here they need to do a show about there show

"you'll also need about 3 times more of it of it to feel as full as if you just eaten an apple, or something your body was meant to actually process" this is legendary

@pimpy543

4 жыл бұрын

Nosttromo No Broly is legendary, this is common sense.

@WokeandProud

4 жыл бұрын

@Christina Reynolds False equivalence, big difference between not having children young and eating tasty garbage.

@WokeandProud

4 жыл бұрын

@Christina Reynolds Sounds like you're projecting.

@WokeandProud

4 жыл бұрын

@Christina Reynolds 👍👍👍👍👍

@WokeandProud

4 жыл бұрын

@Christina Reynolds 💢💢💢💢💢

Please make "If the tobacco industry was honest". Please please please please please. I need the demotivation.

@JonBonesJones84

7 жыл бұрын

Ashwin Krishnaraj -- When have they ever claimed they were good for you? Lmaooo

@mockturtlesuppe

7 жыл бұрын

JoneBonesJones84 They claimed tobacco was good for you for generations. But, I think I get what you mean - they haven't been able to make those claims for several decades now. Heck, they haven't even had traditional "ads" for tobacco for decades, so it's not really applicable to say "If tobacco ads were honest." But still, the tobacco industry is obviously shifty, and has a long history of deceit.

@nightfr09

7 жыл бұрын

Mijacogeo A good example of this is placing most their advertisements at around 4 feet high. Like a candy coloured tobacco ad on the lower half of a gas station door. They aren't gunning for 4 ft adults, they're ingraining tobacco into children- so theyre more likely to buy when they're older.

@fnonpm

7 жыл бұрын

Ashwin Krishnaraj Didn't they do that already?

@essennagerry

7 жыл бұрын

Aphrodite OnEarth Congratz on quitting!

Who got the lottery video by him on their recommended randomly and now watching all his videos?

@patrickklaus9051

4 жыл бұрын

Strix ? me

@wjnanimations6984

4 жыл бұрын

Strix ? Me

@fisebilillah4406

4 жыл бұрын

I started with the video about black friday.

@nourc7719

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf how did u know?

@MCAroon09

4 жыл бұрын

Strix, what are you doing there? Payload is halfway to our base!

"It's bad for you, but it tastes good"; so true 😂😂😂

@MotoRide.

2 ай бұрын

It is by design. Full of artificial flavours, salts, sugars and additives to trick your brain. As well as a shiny wrapping that your kid cannot resist. Maximum predatory bussiness practice to shove poison down your child's throat.

"Ground up corn & rice" - now that's a brand that got my trust

That's awful. *shoves hydrogenated oil sponges down throat*

@wakewind4129

7 жыл бұрын

Muhammed Bayo You've learned nothing. Continue.

@DISTRICTOVERDOSE

7 жыл бұрын

Muhammed Bayo YEAH U LEARNED NOTHING !!!! *Shoves also hydrogenated oil sponges down throat*

@Mannumz

7 жыл бұрын

bluntino that's stupid! Shoves hydrogenated oil sponges down throat

@JavierFernandez01

7 жыл бұрын

Muhammed Bayo hahahah

@frisk4520

7 жыл бұрын

Muhammed Bayo 666th like

This is the quality content I payed for

@epicscreenname989

7 жыл бұрын

The not so Smooth criminal you got rogered if you payed for this content

@abirdconcernedforhumankind2345

7 жыл бұрын

The not so Smooth criminal This is the quality content my tax dollars are paying for.

@MatthewLewisAtlanta

7 жыл бұрын

Who is Ed? He will probably be mad you didn't capitalize his name or put a space before it. I also pay Ed to proofread my KZread comments and ensure I paid attention when I typed them.

@Siknik64

7 жыл бұрын

Since no one else will say it.... *PAID.

@frisk4520

7 жыл бұрын

Shariq Torres just because you didn't like it he has to take it off who are you, Trump watching PBS kids.

"It has three times the sugar of a regular one to cover up the salt and fat we took out of it" True that

"Hortons Ground-Up Corn And Rice With Salt" Pretty accurate definition if you ask me....

Do a video about the Mainstream Music Industry.

@splinterhood

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, they would get a copyright strike!

@fvckyourcharade894

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, that would be great.

@rixille

5 жыл бұрын

YES! I want to see cracked give the middle finger to the music industry and all the cookie cutter pop rubbish.

@-Vitalis-

5 жыл бұрын

Sad truth is, it will be exactly like this video. Fake music... for gullible retards _hungry for original tunes._

@michaelalguire419

5 жыл бұрын

His videos are not long enough for that.

Kids with high metabolism: *"Lol ok"*

@shweta1229

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😆

@MistBestWaifu

5 жыл бұрын

That's me lol, 100 ice creams in the past month but lost almost a kilo

@darianzielinsky6424

5 жыл бұрын

I eat anything and everything. Still a skinny bitch 🤣😅

@migumusica

5 жыл бұрын

Even if you don't get fat, your body still has to process that garbage. So you can get diabetes, heart disease, cancer, etc...

@Rikard_Nilsson

5 жыл бұрын

kid with high metabolism hits 30: "Oh shit.."

I feel like a lab rat in my addiction to this honest series.

@Vixen-debo

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

After watching this I don't want to eat any junk food again 😂

@dankolord

5 жыл бұрын

But you will and i will assure it

@someguy2135

3 жыл бұрын

@Abhishek Vegans have lower rates of diabetes and obesity, among other chronic conditions. A whole food plant based diet has been successful in reversing diabetes symptoms. Check out Dr. Neil Barnard's videos about preventing diabetes here on KZread.

@someguy2135

3 жыл бұрын

@Abhishek I am glad to hear that you are vegetarian. I also avoid processed sugar and minimize processed foods in general. I have never even tried artificial sugar. Once you cut out sugar, the natural sweetness of foods like carrots tastes great. Fruit is then like dessert. I hope you don't indulge in dairy, especially cheese. That might actually be worse than meat for you. Some people can get away with eating eggs, if your cholesterol etc. is ok.

@someguy2135

3 жыл бұрын

@Abhishek I would think that oily skin would result from excess fat, not wheat. Nuts, seeds and avocados are health promoting, and some fat is needed to absorb certain vitamins, but it is easy to eat too many nuts, for example. When I eat too much peanut butter, (even though it is the kind with only peanuts and salt in the ingredients) my skin breaks out. BTW I know that peanuts are a type of legume. A high fat one.

I think the backstory on Roger would be fun to know. Who is he? How did he show up at Crack?

@nomadequipment2177

5 жыл бұрын

A guy who existed before the advent of the shit he mocks

@perrydowd9285

5 жыл бұрын

@@nomadequipment2177 He would have to be over 500 years old.

@matteovr967

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't he the architect of the Matrix himself? 😁

@-Vitalis-

5 жыл бұрын

He is the dad you never had.

@sergiowinter5383

2 жыл бұрын

He saw the rise of the Industrial Revolution and took account of everything bad coined as progress and now he share his knowledge using a post Industrial Revolution tool called the internet

In order to type this comment I had to lick my fingers free of imitation cheese-flavored packing sponges.

@michalvalta5231

6 жыл бұрын

So cool...

@theterra-path7798

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@jilliansmith7123

6 жыл бұрын

Occam: I know what I'm having for lunch!

He protecc He attacc But most importantly, he dont want u to buy some snacc

@aidanmuller3358

5 жыл бұрын

But most importantly, he spitting faccs.

@Qamar-un3iv

5 жыл бұрын

Aidan Muller 😂

@phoenixrising642

4 жыл бұрын

Aidan Muller I was about to say

@leonides2ya301

4 жыл бұрын

Right on man

@guapify2320

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidanmuller3358 But most importantly, hes not fat

3:28 Jack is so talented. Going from happy to scary then back to happy.

But they must be good, even Roger can't resist the stuff and he knows what's in it. Plus kids can wash it down with a big glass of Horton's Vaguely Juice-like Liquids.

@PanicbyExample

7 жыл бұрын

stuff so addictive, you'll swear you like it X)

@wmooring

7 жыл бұрын

da Bunnyman I love Horton's Watered-Down High Fructose Corn Syrup Slurry with Citric Acid (TM)! Just like mom used to... process on an industrial scale.

Do sandwich places that claim to be healthy (Subway)!

@soralover4235

7 жыл бұрын

Kush Shah this is a pretty good one! after working at subway for a year I will never eat there again. plus every sandwich is like atleast 15000 calories for a foot long and that is without Sauces cheese and stuff it's sad

@brysonmorton1968

7 жыл бұрын

lady wario I've been enlightened to the the horrors of sooubway

@thecoolguy775

7 жыл бұрын

Lol eating subway right now

@TrevorMerrillD

7 жыл бұрын

Mmm delicious cancer meat....

@jesseperkins9669

7 жыл бұрын

Bryson Morton I love TheOdd1sOut

"We're years ahead of you, so don't even try... You got that? Dont-TRY!" That got dark fast lol

Sees children wanting chips “Look at these rats on cocaine” I’m dead😂😂😂

That's terrible! >continues to eat pringles

@amiehiggins2541

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding me,sounds good!🤣

@Energizer720

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah Pringles much better than anything else ! Imo

@nasilemak868

5 жыл бұрын

Once you pop, you cant stop

@qhshv1339

5 жыл бұрын

literally me right now

@jessicakabelwelter2774

4 жыл бұрын

Jacked up on cocaine huh, little mouse. 🐁

Last time I was this early, cracked was making videos on a budget of 20 bucks and a smile.

@RHCole

7 жыл бұрын

I hear they used to offer Z-jobs for a nickel a pop.

@0011peace

7 жыл бұрын

Cracked used to be a respected parody magazine like Mad. Now its just leftist shills. Because the leftist shills bought the name when the magazine went bankrupt.

@davidjstreader

7 жыл бұрын

Cracked magazine wasn't respected, it was always very much the crappy, less funny knock-off of Mad.

@0011peace

7 жыл бұрын

I respected and liked the magazine. Also, it wasn't political hack job that it is now. They didn't shy away from political satire but they attacked all sides not the ones they favored like this crap video.

@davidjstreader

7 жыл бұрын

Wait, what political side was favoured in this video? The sugar industry has paid scientists since the 1950s and 60s to lie about the link between sugar and heart disease/obesity. It happened under both political sides' watch.

we actually gotta thank Roger for being honest about his products

that’s what we need more of in the world. plain honesty.

Roger is a true legend

If Job Market and employers were honest

@MediumRareOpinions

5 жыл бұрын

Working your ass off on a other mans behalf so he can take the majority share of the profit? I just cant see the angle here...

*Me after watching 10 of "If ads were honest."* So what am i supposed to do just kill myself?

@paul-antoinect2922

5 жыл бұрын

NIO #2 You clearly made my day, that’s so accurate 😂😂

@xaenon

5 жыл бұрын

You can be like me. Accept that virtually everything you see, hear, or read in media is a lie funded by big corporations, politicians, and religion - or just their particular 'spin' on a truth. Be amused by it. Laugh at it. Remember it when it comes to the big decisions. Find alternatives. Buck the system - but do it in a subtle way. Capitalize on it, if you're so inclined. Or you can go through life, asleep, believing the shit people tell you because it's easier than thinking for yourself, dancing to the tune of the rich, repeating their lies to your children, and perpetuating the cycle.

@lexex2550

4 жыл бұрын

Tried it, death refuse me.

@piggyblitz4404

4 жыл бұрын

No idiot, that’s the business job with their products, ads, and physiological warfare

@coahomma6794

4 жыл бұрын

What's your profile pic?

True story: I cut out snacks for a week. Just 3 meals of regular food, while continuing my daily exercise. I’m down 5 pounds in week one. On to week two! And I barely miss the snacks.

Damn, I was at lunch eating hot fries that are a florescent Orange color.

@PanicbyExample

7 жыл бұрын

you can make salt any flavor or color it's true :shudders:

@lostxlate

7 жыл бұрын

angel lincoln dem Andy Capps tho hit the spottt

@HWK_GA

6 жыл бұрын

90th like

@spacemonkey4740

6 жыл бұрын

angel lincoln those are garbage..but at least now there's coconut oil.. but it's probably the bad kind...hydronated

@doedyman6918

6 жыл бұрын

angel lincoln Andy caps lol

The only reason I'm subscribed to cracked

It’s Funny how it just comes straight on and gets to the point lol

Those kids were adorable😂

Roger ruins everything "good" in our lives yet throws us knowledge with no sugar coating on top! Thanks Roger! My life is

I love this series.

"Chemical Crackers" sounds like something from Fallout

Watching this while munching ground-up corn with salt and sugar

You must run for presidency, I believe you can make the world great again, really.

@alspezial2747

5 жыл бұрын

if he tried he would end in some misterious car crash or something.

@wholeNwon

5 жыл бұрын

He's too honest...people don't want truth. They seek out demagogues.

@DrDMM23

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@rogerclarke4760

3 жыл бұрын

"Now don't come storm the capital again for bullshit you started" - president Horton

How bout if televangelist were honest?

@memyself898

6 жыл бұрын

That's too easy.

@toaster8272

6 жыл бұрын

They are honest Honestly lying to the gullible people that beleive in them

@jilliansmith7123

6 жыл бұрын

Breaking bad Heisenberg: You thought up a brilliant topic. Thanks!

@Snobert99

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Sabry What's the matter? Are you a religious gullible who can't handle the truth?

@kremmet5221

5 жыл бұрын

“We’re pretending to be good preachers when in reality the preachers who get it right are down the street at your local church!”

Recently started watching these, best thing on KZread , should be on mainstream tv 👍

Genuinely these videos are better than most of the educational videos they show you in school. Unironically, if they played these videos in classrooms people would be WAY more educated on the subject matter! Hey wait a second....

New slogan for this show: "I'm Roger, and you're... Screwed"

LOVE YOU ROGER

@Joan_Murphy

7 жыл бұрын

Kim Mason Then spell my name right bitch! 😘

@Hi_Brien

7 жыл бұрын

Rodger YOU RULE. I'm glad I'm not dumb enough to misspell your name :P #Hypocrite #Irony #Jokes #Hashtag #Tumbler #Troll #iKnowItsROGER #Edgy #Teenager #TooManyHashtags #iShouldPrbablyShutUp

@Authorsuzannemeadows

7 жыл бұрын

Fixed in post 😢

@Authorsuzannemeadows

7 жыл бұрын

jennifer masker I initially spelled it Rodger, but I changed it to Roger. now I'm confused

@shantolion1576

5 жыл бұрын

@@Joan_Murphy Roger💝💝💝

Well, now i just want to know where I can find hyperbolic parabola shaped crisps.

@Lisa-oe1do

Жыл бұрын

Pringles :)

Since the return of Honest Ad's figured I'd rewatch some old ones.

Sometime during my life I got really sick of those disgusting hydrogenated oil sponges and soda. Don't really know why, but I am really glad

@Rellemann23

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. Passed 19 and suddenly I didn’t like chocolate or chips anymore. Just like that

Lol I was eating a bag of potato chips while watching this video without even thinking about it

@dylanhd1536

7 жыл бұрын

Sean me to

@1Skorpia

5 жыл бұрын

Just a few😈

This man has got to run for president. I would donate generously to his campaign to pay for TV ads. Raise your hand if you would like to see Roger Horton TV commercials for 4 months, doing bits like this on the other candidates. He might even win.

Truth is harsh, but awesome, when Horton presents it.

"These are cocaine lab rats if I ever seen one, and I've seen many." *Lol* 4:10

“Don’t TRY.” That smile

3:21..."Don't try!" Beyond hilarious.

I can bet the guy who invented cheetos and other junk food doesnt even bother eating that stuff

He is my new nutrition coach

2:25 'Horton's And Sugar'

It’s fascinating that it contains so many references in such a short span

0:06 This is the same god damned look I give when my kids run up to me after I just sat my ass down to enjoy something on my own.

Oh Roger...you wascally wabbit!😅😅

I live with my 5 year old niece. The effect of this crap is obvious at that age.

@Nieghorn

7 жыл бұрын

Have they looked at fast food joints yet? The ones that tempt kids in with the playlands, toys, 'glad' meals, etc, especially should be 'Rogered'.

@shashanksekhar2269

7 жыл бұрын

+Nieghorn i think they did fast food

@DivineFalcon

7 жыл бұрын

Nieghorn They sure did. It's called If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest.

As Mary Baker Eddy writes in Science & Health on page 383, line 21: "The tobacco-user [junk-food addict], eating or smoking poison for half a century, sometimes tells you that the weed [food] preserves his health, but does this make it so? Does his assertion prove the use of tobacco [junk-food] to be a salubrious habit, and man to be the better for it? Such instances only prove the illusive physical effect of a false belief, confirming the Scriptural conclusion concerning a man, "As he thinketh in his heart, so is he."

@someguy2135

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in the religion established by Mrs. Eddy. I no longer believe in it, but she does make a good point in this quotation. I now take a proactive approach to my health with exercise and eating a vegan diet centered around whole plant foods. Vegans have lower rates of several common chronic conditions here in the USA, like cardiovascular disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, obesity, and some types of cancer. I assume you are a believer, and would advise "being wise" by doing the same. Christian Science and doing those things are not in conflict. You probably already abstain from alcohol and smoking, so that is a good start.

he's like Adam ruins everything, but I dont constantly want to punch him in the face

I love these videos. It's the truth... Hidden inside jokes. Kudos, Roger.

If nutritious food tasted like junk food.... ah

@raining_softly

7 жыл бұрын

.... ah

@koji6745

7 жыл бұрын

Parth Daryani ...oh

@noradlark167

7 жыл бұрын

They are, fruits, meat, fish, egg, olive, cheese and such...

@fulanodetal3614

7 жыл бұрын

Barış ALTUN Not meat or cheese, Roger owns those, too...

@Kefka2010

7 жыл бұрын

Enid Redden meat and cheese is healthy.

This guys is legendary. Walla! keep up the good work...

I'm amazed this channel isn't being taken down. This is like deep dark truths

Finally! The final reason why the western world will go down eventually! Roger! You're the man!

@fulanodetal3614

7 жыл бұрын

Gothead420 Actually, if the Western world knows what's going on (because believe me when I say they're watching, too) wouldn't that mean they'd fix the problem and move on? At the end of the day, the problem here seems to be the nightmare pairing of corporations and good lobbyists. Which is what Roger seems to be hinting at. If that were fixed, wouldn't the West continue to live on? Let's not forget where Roger's from. You seem to be misunderstanding many things that the existence of this video implies...

@Gothead420

7 жыл бұрын

You seem to be misunderstanding many things in my former statement: It was a joke. And a bad one, even. But Roger is the man, still...

@heideknight9122

5 жыл бұрын

War. War never changes...

@sergiowinter5383

2 жыл бұрын

The final reason is one western world kid x 10 muslim world kids per family, but this is in the top 10

@Gothead420

2 жыл бұрын

@@sergiowinter5383 Yeah, prosperity is _really_ bad for birth rates...

best channel on KZread

@melaneychuroy9187

7 жыл бұрын

Well, the Roger videos are, anyway.

Possibly the best honest ad ever

He could have played Frank Underwood in the final season of House of Cards. 😂

2:27 dude he takes a sharpie right there and marks out the first few lines😎😂😎🔥😎🤣😎😂😎🤣🔥

**watches video and eats chips at the same time** No regrets. Death is near. End of term...argh. Roger is the only thing that makes me happy.

This guy is hilarious. I appreciate these videos so much.

I just got a MacDonald's ad before this video automatically played and I was thinking to myself: imagine how weird it would be if the next video was about fast food...

This new package has 30% less fat! Wow! Hey, wait a sec. The regular ones barely have any fat at all! It's all carbs! Those darn pesky Horton kids!

@sirdeadlock

7 жыл бұрын

Well you'll enjoy the limited edition flavor, now 30% larger (than a bag 30% smaller, which nobody sells).

@cjxgraphics

7 жыл бұрын

MiniMackeroni That moment you realize 80% of the grocery store is just grain & corn with salt or sugar.

Bruh these videos are absolute fire🤣🔥😂🤣😂🔥😂🤣😂🔥😂

I'm getting to the end of the Honest ads 😕😢😢😢😢😢😢 You guys gotta make more!😒😥 More vegan related would be great. A lot of people are finally seeing the meat and dairy industries for what they really are. Kudos for your milk and cheese videos. Hoping to see more Honest ads 🙏 Just brilliantly created, Mr. Horton and crew! Wait, as I'm writing this I'm wondering if 'Roger' is ok...? I know many doctors and people that expose the system or try, end up in accidents, etc. Is he ok? Just curious!

Unhealthy ingredients, corn base ingredients, over abundant of salt, vegetable oil, corn oil, high concentration of food coloring