For a second I thought Russell Howard had a facelift 😂

@Gazza-is2tk

6 ай бұрын

Same!

@sparagmos4748

6 ай бұрын

And better hair😮😅

@bobtheboozer9452

6 ай бұрын

And actually funny

@shhh8970

6 ай бұрын

it's spiky haired Russell Howard and i haven't heard that name for years

@Ethanolamine

5 ай бұрын

​@@bobtheboozer9452 Russel used to be quite funny...not anymore though

The coke part is accurate af 😂

@hathwayh3209

5 ай бұрын

This guy is lit on it that's why

@Haydersublate

5 ай бұрын

Used to be speed in the 80s.

@d.p.l9623

5 ай бұрын

@@hathwayh3209 It’s so cheap in Europe you might as well

@jonasmartinsen3439

5 ай бұрын

@@d.p.l9623Cheap? Compared to what? A car?

@d.p.l9623

5 ай бұрын

@@jonasmartinsen3439 its $400 a gram here, its sub $110 over there

BART SIMPSON IN THE FLESH BABY

@donwackyaids1771

6 ай бұрын

Flesh baby

@ChrisBoogerd

5 ай бұрын

Hahahha nice one

@Der_Gewagte

5 ай бұрын

Hahaha good eye😂

@2009samiy

4 ай бұрын

youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the scientific miracles of the quran ....

@2009samiy

4 ай бұрын

@@Der_Gewagte youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the scientific miracles of the quran ....

They'd be waiting on the wrong cliffs 😅😅😅

@tommywilliams6189

6 ай бұрын

Found your scabby mob tho didnt we son

@bluescousenilsatis

6 ай бұрын

@tommywilliams6189 Here we go. According to your old and newer firms are adamant we didn't meet your 'proper mob' just kids off the estate. According to these said lads, they were in a boozer waiting for us to turn up. Check the thread...a guy called Michael Morgan I think was a big opinion in it. Check for him. The facts remain we showed up walked about your Manor looking for you. Then they met whoever it was, and again it is accepted we backed up off/done you and got the better of you. Then we had the slashing incident which became your medal of success. Then the rambo nonsense of taking the kids blade and using it on him... thankfully put to bed. Your kid did it with his own blade... Check the vid. So, make your fucking minds up son. If we ever get you at ours we'll show you how it's done 🙏🙏🤞

@bluescousenilsatis

6 ай бұрын

@tommywilliams6189 Not according to your lot. Your proper mob was in a wine bar wondering where we'd got to. Check the thread.

@tommywilliams6189

6 ай бұрын

@@bluescousenilsatis so your saying you got done by the younger lot 😅 doing yaself no favours here fella

@bluescousenilsatis

6 ай бұрын

@tommywilliams6189 Check the thread... we never got done by anyone. Most people thought the same. Still a very poor no show from a supposed super firm 😂😂

All jokes aside, anyone remember fighting of terrorist in London shouting 'Fuck Off I'm Milwall'

Just realized its lee Nelson 😂😂

@Kaine1111

7 ай бұрын

Qualiteeee

@fredwardofalconist4th454

6 ай бұрын

Naa that's Jason Bent?

@wolvezy

6 ай бұрын

​@fredwardofalconist4th454 clearly its dr bob

@cantstopwontstop-zp2ep

6 ай бұрын

Rebranded himself

@davidz2690

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@cantstopwontstop-zp2eplol I used to watch him 6/7 years ago at Top Secret performing as Simon Brodkin so not a recent thing

Leeds and Millwall boys with 4 cans of special brew and a KFC bargain bucket.

@phoenixfridge1495

6 ай бұрын

Each no sharing no swopsies 😊

@jennieleleux8001

6 ай бұрын

The two away teams that would guarantee St John Ambulance volunteers at a home match as there were guaranteed fights and therefore casualties...

@johnnybalasquez88

6 ай бұрын

Better with Middlesbrough fans,Millwall are known to run off

@enrobhcit

6 ай бұрын

@@johnnybalasquez88 ive heard tell that Middlesborough's Fairy Cakes are the talk of the north

@enrobhcit

6 ай бұрын

@@jennieleleux8001 of course

“Just coke me up seRGent!!”

This was too accurate hahaha

If the Russians navy comes, we wouldn't even notice it and they will be straight away put in a hotel😂

@TheRadRingo

5 ай бұрын

Bruv that's a good 1 😂 How's Londanistan these days?

@TimRemViral

5 ай бұрын

@@TheRadRingo not better then our Birminghamabad

@jayee172

5 ай бұрын

Nah theyre white so they wouldnt get hotels or benefits

@osmanamjid2432

5 ай бұрын

​@@TimRemViral😂😂😂😂😂

@hgvtechuk4929

5 ай бұрын

@@TheRadRingo Amazing! You get treated like a Hollywood star 24/7. Everything you do, everywhere you go, you get filmed, tracked and charged like a vip.

Seen him live. Absolutely cracking night. Laughed from start to finish. Brilliant 🤩

This guy threw money at that FIFA guy - zeph blatter or whatever his name is

Like the guy who attacked the terrorists on London Bridge - actual terrorists and he shouts at them .. "I'm MILLWALL - eff you!!". 😂😂. Legend He was stabbed but saved others.

@Skeet-xg5gg

5 ай бұрын

Did that actually happen wtf lol why are Millwall so tapped

@rocai1171

5 ай бұрын

Cos Millwall

@EireannSpeaks

5 ай бұрын

​@@Skeet-xg5gg Yeah think they nicknamed him lion of London bridge or something similar. Middle aged guy with glasses too, looked like a typical dad lol..

@adifferentangle7064

5 ай бұрын

​@@Skeet-xg5gg So he was the one who decided to fist fight a terrorist, and I can't remember if it was the same day or around the same time but another guy was in a pub when a terrorist rushed in (there were three I think hitting London same area same time), and he grabbed antlers off the wall and fought off the terrorist with antlers, and then ran out into the street and attacked the one in the street.

@danmusk8187

5 ай бұрын

A different attack, same bridge. And it was a narwhal tusk of all things 😂​@@adifferentangle7064

He sounded like Jamie Carreiger

@snotnosedlilkid

4 ай бұрын

Without spittle

Nothing a little charlie can't sort LOL

Dr bob was the funniest sketches ever

This man is so funny. His physical comedy is impeccable. Excellent.

Seriously though. As an American, I’ve been thinking for a while about trying to incorporate the stylistic manner of UK football chants into a protest chant. Haven’t quite gotten it to catch on yet, though.

This is fucking brilliant. And on point.

This Man is still Funny AF for Years and Years👏

😂😂 millwall don't take fans away 😂😂

@SmittyWall

5 ай бұрын

No we don't but it makes booking a hotel so much easier 🙏

@big.cheese.007

3 ай бұрын

@@SmittyWall 🤣🤣 do you think harris will get u up next season mate?

@SmittyWall

3 ай бұрын

@big.cheese.007 tbh mate I don't care , I just enjoy win or lose we're on the booze 😉

@big.cheese.007

3 ай бұрын

@@SmittyWall Good man.

@MadMike1963

3 ай бұрын

we ain't going down.

Simon is hilarious , love him ❤

On my life that’s lee Nelson 😂😂😂😂

You shot me coke time ahhhhhhh

He's not even joking these are the people that will win you wars

😂😂😂😂 love this gizza!! for 20 years he been makin me propa laugh

@staypositive5718

5 ай бұрын

Old school laughs aswell back when comedy was funny

'nothing a little charlie won't sort' I'm on the floor, send help

England already lost the battle of Marseille 😂

Somewhere a russian guy has just watched this and shared it tenfold... You don't know what you've started!! 😅

@d0drillz

5 ай бұрын

Fucking bring it on😂

@GorillaWitDaDraco

5 ай бұрын

Nothing a bit a Charlie can’t sort

The Russians sent them English football supporters packing already in Marseille

@DOM5153

6 ай бұрын

Yeah bunch of Russians targeting fans there to watch a football match 😂 so courageous.

@Belisarius536

6 ай бұрын

Yeah but the Russians beat up just standard English fans. They were there organised to fight. They wore matching uniform, had gum shields in, gloves to pretext their knuckles and were trained in some form of martial arts. They were beating up dads and just people going to watch the football. I don’t think there were any organised firms there arranged to have a fight. It’s died down in the UK and the ones causing trouble majority are just a bunch of drunken yobs. So you any organised group can ambush and beat up a group of drunks and people not looking for a fight. But the Russian fighters today would have hammered the English firms of back in the day if they were to fight, though. A group of organised trained fighters versus drunken bear bellies fighting with no organisation. Yeah, they would get smashed. 😂😂

@stevo091

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 The Russians was throwing chairs at the British. While the Brits was using there ✊ So who's the Fkn 🤡 😂😂😂😂😂

@Andrei-un1cl

6 ай бұрын

Im russian, an they wasnt english fans, they were everyone an anyone in the way who spoke English, families included an it was shameful

@Andrei-un1cl

6 ай бұрын

​@@Belisarius536youre 100% correct

He’s a better shock artist then a stand up , 👍

Last defence, you better watch those sneaky art students. 🎨

Let em come let em come let em come. Let all come down to The Den.

@alangood8190

5 ай бұрын

MIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Millwall and West Ham fans would save Britain

@Johnmillward9092

5 ай бұрын

no they wouldn't, you watch too many movies

@yeetjones927

5 ай бұрын

​@@Johnmillward9092 it's a joke mate try having a laugh once in a while

@Johnmillward9092

5 ай бұрын

@@yeetjones927 oh hahahaha...it wasn't a joke THERE IS NO PUNCHLINE

@PatBirdSk8

4 ай бұрын

​@@Johnmillward9092 there's more approaches to comedy than making a traditional joke with a punchline... Ever heard of Theo Von? Or satire?

@Johnmillward9092

4 ай бұрын

@@PatBirdSk8 oh dear Pat. You show intelligence but no wit

This is the Sepp Blatter dude

but you called them racist for the last 30 years

@peanutbutterbruv

6 ай бұрын

Racist thugs have occasional uses.

@richardsimcock4043

6 ай бұрын

That’s the joke..

@peanutbutterbruv

6 ай бұрын

@@richardsimcock4043 No it is not. The joke is that scum sometimes has uses.

@richardsimcock4043

6 ай бұрын

@@peanutbutterbruvthat’s what I said.

@nickchivers9029

6 ай бұрын

Aw bless

I’m a millwall supporter and my uncle live next to a millwall stadium player

@bennyg4101

7 ай бұрын

cheers geoff

@peckhamprincess7098

7 ай бұрын

I'm a Millwall supporter as well, I live in Peckham. Millllllllllllllllllllllll

@Christopher-op3qy

6 ай бұрын

Great story 😂

@Steven-zq6pu

6 ай бұрын

​@peckhamprincess7098 👍 Bermondsey Boy here..No one likes us and we don't care!😊

@anthonymitchell8893

5 ай бұрын

​@@peckhamprincess7098get yourself over to uk reign pronto and do your bit go on off you jolly well go ya mug 😎😋😋🤣🤣😂😎

Charlie is so much more sophisticated that cocaine.

Imagine West Ham away fans and milwall away fans all on the borders

We all football fans in kuwait know who are millwall fans from the movie green street hooligans❤️ we love them

They already tried this in Marseille in 2016 at the Euros and all the England fans got battered 😂

Gone for the vanilla ice look😂

The savage version of Russel Howard

I love the idea of Millwall fans lined up at dover... the complete opposite side of the country Russia would invade...

You'll need us Scottish

@johnnygringo2239

5 ай бұрын

Wrap that pish, we've been cannon fodder for 300 years

God: how long do you want your arms? Him: Yes!

They're certainly special 😂

We’ve already drafted 1000s of fighting age men from overseas the governments baited them in on a false promise of benefits and housing 😂😂😂😂😂

@danthaman743

5 ай бұрын

Drafted? Those guys arent serving the british army… they are a their own army…

@littleboots9800

5 ай бұрын

And they're not "baited with false promises." They absolutely will get benefits and subsidised housing.

@arrowbliss2515

5 ай бұрын

​@littleboots9800 Have you seen the state of our benefits system these days? My mate couldn't even get signed off as unfit to work when he was diagnosed with cancer. I'm sure the 300 quid a month and one bed flat full of black mould and rats was well worth the trip. The government don't care who you are, or where you came from, if you aren't one of their private school educated buddies you aren't getting anything good from them.

@danthaman743

5 ай бұрын

@@arrowbliss2515 the reason your friend did not get signed off and onto benefits is because the list is so full already from all the newcomers jumping on the dole

@littleboots9800

5 ай бұрын

@@arrowbliss2515 Aylum seekers are guaranteed accommodation and subsistence support because they're not allowed to work. So they take the housing and support and work in the black economy too. Just the cost of the ones in hotel EA, bed and board alone, not including the others in non hotel accomodation or what they get in free legal aid, NHS care, school for any of their kids, ESOL Lessons, benefits etc, JUST the cost of bed and board alone of the ones in hotels.... about £6 million A DAY. If you think figures like that have no impact on benefit provision or social housing for the rest of us then I don't know what to tell you. Remember that £6 million a day only covers the ones in hotel accomadation and only bed and board. The true cost overall is incomprehensible.

110 % bent 😂

Bordeaux still kicks in😂

Bart Simpson looks real AF in this one

Don’t be so quick to take the piss out of the football fans. They seem to be the only real men we have left in society

@kylesmyle4907

6 ай бұрын

Shouting abuse at a linesman with your beer belly out before being forced to return to your own home by a woman before the clock strikes midnight isn’t being a real man 😂😂

@richardlongmore9301

6 ай бұрын

@@kylesmyle4907 Tommy Robinson. Football fan single handedly exposing the grooming gang rape crisis facing England

@davidgraham6872

6 ай бұрын

Did Steven Yaxley lemon reveal the Catholic Church and the BBC ?

@richardlongmore9301

6 ай бұрын

@@davidgraham6872 I think he is doing quite enough. And he did get panorama taken off the air after exposing how corrupt they were

@richardsimcock4043

6 ай бұрын

@@richardlongmore9301Don’t you worry mate! After the inevitable upcoming Labour landslide, the Tory bosses of the BBC will be kicked out and sanity will be restored.

The British military can’t fill a stadium 😂

Lots of friendly fire casualties with both sides in tracksuits.

No one likes us! We don't care! We are Millwall, super Millwall, we are Millwall from the den. Milllllllllllllllllllll

@Steven-zq6pu

6 ай бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

millwall could take russia

The Russell Howard we have at home:

@Roddeeerrrr

5 ай бұрын

Russell Howard is trash, this guy isn't much better

😂😂😂😂 oh my god!!! I cant stop watching this guy

Screaming "FUCK YOU IM MILLWALL!!!" gives you a 200hp boost

Russel howard impersonating is wild

Russel Howard emulator is wild

Millwall never turn up... Next you'll me telling me there's a god

@MadMike1963

3 ай бұрын

turn up where? Robocop knows us all...can't go many places as plod find it hard to handle us if we ever get same tkts and freedom of cities as other fans do.

Straight up from all the docos and movies i seen to do with football ferns, they are ruthless built for mini civil wars literally

Ginger bob on his own would sort them.....😂

Oioi thats lee nelson yano the well good show qaulityyyyy😂

Why do he remind me of Russel Howard and Billy Idol at the same time 😂

He sounds like Lee Nelson

He looks like Russell Howard

Oh, this is the gentleman who throw money to blatter 😂

Have we all forgotten about the battle of Marseille? 🤣

@MadMike1963

3 ай бұрын

Millwall saved many england repiutation.

Tipping our own tanks upside-down

Russian sailor : who is that fanny with pinkolor hair?

Years since i watched you in Folkestone. Still very funny

The last time England and Russia were in a world cup together, their hooligans battered ours

Putin sends new viagra eye drops to his troops, he said it will make them look harder 😂

Just brilliant 😂❤

Nothing a bit of Charlie can't sort 😂😂😂

He aint wrong 😅

You better run when they come 😅😅😅

They got battered when they came bradford😂

As a Leeds fan I'll be happy to see Millwall fans on the frontline 😂

@andrewyoung3799

Ай бұрын

😂

Go on, Lee Nelson, son.

Remember the Battle of Marseille..

Fantastic Lee 😂😂😂😂is

If ivan drago and russle howard had a child 🤣

Also; "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!" & "You're shit and you know you are!"

And in football fan fashion when the Russians get close they leg it

@lukevallom85

6 ай бұрын

Shows how much you know

@tommywilliams6189

6 ай бұрын

😂 not quite mate. U wernt paying attention

Who are you kidding, you don't want anyone guarding our boarders

Even millwall fans are known in belgium so that says enough 😂

@user-kg5vw6df7o

4 ай бұрын

Anderlecht would Beat Millwall fans 🇬🇧 Millwall are nothing no more

@sudasu23

4 ай бұрын

@@user-kg5vw6df7o let's be honest... Even Kortrijk could beat them up, not much of a flex

@user-kg5vw6df7o

4 ай бұрын

@@sudasu23 Millwall are just a old myth No one gives a Toss for them

@MadMike1963

3 ай бұрын

@@user-kg5vw6df7o thats why everyone talks about them even today even you, you muppet.

He’s hilarious 🤣🤣

"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

Tommy as there leader 😂

we cant stop isilumseekers

With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne plus the Aire. 😊😊

I’m miss you well good show with dr bob

Dover? Russia isn't France mate.

Sam Pilgrim crushing it in comedy

LOL brilliant

Fantastic 😂😂😂😂

Pretty much what happened with Romes first invasion attempt.