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@Task..

Жыл бұрын

ok

@GFUStudios

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@arrangameboi711

Жыл бұрын

nah

@Isaacmarbles

Жыл бұрын

I own The Oldest Comment On this video

@Juansgc1110

Жыл бұрын

I am new

I think sprinting should have gotten a cancel point because exercising is “fatphobic”

@noxitathetwentyone

Жыл бұрын

not sprinting will also get you a cancel point because its encouraging people to be sedentary and unhealthy and also there is no logic in this world anymore

@THGMR-ox7sd

Жыл бұрын

@@noxitathetwentyone so true 💀

@scottish_lunatic

11 ай бұрын

ah yes, everyone should be overweight because that totally wont give you health problems and shorten your lifespan! whole of twitter: did you just say something fatphobic? sorry how is that fatphobic, im addressing the health issues of being overweight. whole of twitter: you just said overweight instead of "plus size"! thats fatphobic! you call it being fatphobic, (key word: fat) dont you think thats a little rude? twatter: ... *C A N C E L L E D .*

@yaboycaso

11 ай бұрын

​@@scottish_lunaticTwitter people:IlL CaNcEl YoU

@MathTextbook1

11 ай бұрын

​@@noxitathetwentyone Then you lose?

"There is no shame in killing an iron golem because it's white." -someone from Twitter.

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

Probably lol.

@wakomikro

Жыл бұрын

I can believe that. The are to many videos out taking about hit it's ok to treat whites like nothing and be racist to them.

@CamoEye

Жыл бұрын

yessir

@AverageSlime999

Жыл бұрын

I made an endermen farm 💀

@miro_theburger

Жыл бұрын

he pushed a wither skeleton into a lava lake💀💀

"endangered species" Meanwhile endermen being the only mobs to appear in every dimension:

@Qwaziop

11 күн бұрын

silverfish:

@PaperLuigi14

11 күн бұрын

@@Qwaziop ...Silverfish are only found in the Overworld.

@Qwaziop

11 күн бұрын

@@PaperLuigi14 I mean the ENDER dragon

Based on everything we know from this video alone, here’s my idea on how to beat this, which is REALLY tedious, but if it works then it’s possible to beat the whole game without getting cancelled once. 1. Toggle bonus chest on before creating the world. If you’re lucky you should be able to get enough wood for a wooden hoe and pickaxe. And no, the bonus chest is god given for you, so it is not stealing from anyone. 2. Obtain additional wood by luring creepers to explode near trees, or explode near wooden planks in abandoned mineshafts, villages, witch huts, pillager towers, and other wooden structures. The cancel meter only goes up if you’re the one destroying blocks, not when mobs do so. Because let’s face it, only the one destroying (the creeper) the blocks gets the blame by Twitter logic. 3a. If you’re lucky enough to spawn in a grass-oriented biome like plains, punch grass for seeds and grow them into wheat for bread using your hoe. Technically this should be fine, because you only get cancelled for destroying trees but not necessarily grass. 3b. In case 3a doesn’t work: If you spawned in a taiga biome, find red berries and farm them. You may also lure creepers into exploding abandoned village crops like carrots, potatoes, and beetroot (see step 2). If you can, plant them on your own for food. 4. Mine coal and iron as usual because there’s nothing special in that regard. Run away from any monster you see and conserve your tool durability so you don’t have to use too many materials to make tools. Make iron armor, an iron pickaxe, and buckets. 5. Mine lots of gold for later, and make one piece of golden armor. Also mine some redstone to make a dispenser. This will come into play later. 6a. At this point you should have a bunch of cobblestone. Don’t throw it out, make a mob farm tall enough so that any mob falling down die from fall damage, which means you don’t need to attack anything for their loot. If you’re lucky, you can get a skeleton to drop arrows. This is very important, as getting feathers to make arrows is impossible. 6b. You could also get string if you find cobwebs in an abandoned mineshaft, but just in case, refer to 6a, because destroying cobwebs might constitute as “Destroying the natural habitat of spiders”. 7. Build a nether portal with a lava pool as usual. Place a flammable block like planks near the base, then surrounding that block on all sides except one. If you do it right, the fire is forced to ignite the block on the side just above the obsidian base of the portal, naturally igniting the portal. Again, twitter logic; if you didn’t ignite the portal by directly interacting with it, then you didn’t do it and thus did nothing to get cancelled. 8. Trade with piglins with gold to get ender pearls, so you don’t have to kill endermans. You might be able to get string from the trades as well. If you haven’t gotten string already, use them to make a bow and, crucially, a fishing rod. 9. To get blaze rods without entering a fortress, you need to have some luck. Look for a fortress that has a blaze spawner which is close to grounded areas that are considered outside the fortress. Use a fishing rod to pull blazes one by one toward you so that you can kill them outside of the fortress. There’s no penalty for killing blazes, so you’re free to do this until you have enough. 10. Now that you can get eyes of ender, locate the stronghold but don’t go into it immediately. 11. Instead, go on a trip to find moss blocks, and go back to your mob farm to get bones for bonemeal. Then return to the stronghold. 12a. Place moss blocks near the stone bricks of the stronghold. Bonemeal the moss to “infect” the walls of the stronghold. Doing so should trick the game (or the twitter users) into thinking that you’re now destroying moss blocks and not the stone bricks that are the walls of the stronghold, avoiding the “destroying ancient landmarks” penalty. EDIT: Actually wait hang on, I think you can only moss stone, not stone brick. Use pistons. XD It will be tedious but it's theoretically possible to do because you're not "destroying" blocks (?) 12b. Excavate the walls and navigate around the stronghold safely until you find the portal room. This is done so that you don’t have to go into the stronghold to find it, which would give you the “entering an ancient landmark” penalty. Once you find a portal, dig just below the stronghold in a similar fashion to get just below the portal. 12c. You should be able to interact with the portal frames and place the eyes to trigger the portal. The theory is that unlike the nether portal, the end portal transports you to a made-up dimension that doesn’t exist, so it will not trigger the “encouraging hell” penalty. 13a. In addition to the usual, make sure you have the following: Tons of blocks, tons of arrows, a water bucket, a dispenser, and anything you can use to trigger the dispenser. 13b. To enter the portal without entering the stronghold, use an ender pearl and fire it at the portal frame. You will teleport into the portal and thus teleport to the end safely. 14. Once in the end, you’ll have to setup the dragon water trap. Build as high as you can and bridge until you get just above the perch point for the dragon aka the portal altar. Place water high above and place a block so the dragon’s AI make the boss perch so high up the end crystals can’t heal the dragon. 15. In case killing the dragon directly triggers a cancellation, use your dispenser and fill it with arrows, before firing arrows at the dragon however you choose to trigger the machine. It’ll take a lot of patience, but eventually you should be able drain the dragon’s health bar. 16. Get back to the ground and enter the portal. Done! I hope this works because this took forever to type. 😂

@Eclipsity

5 ай бұрын

took forever to read too lmao but good idea

@mrsvolochsbodyna5369

4 ай бұрын

U want mine and use coal?! Cancelled.

@teagankoth-jw9ps

4 ай бұрын

The problem with using the bonus chest is that even if it's god given just for you, it encourages religious beliefs, hence the existence of hell

@CureChronos

4 ай бұрын

@@teagankoth-jw9ps Ah, true. There’s no point in me arguing against anything, but I’ll say that if that’s the case then playing the game itself is an act of cancellation. This is because the moment you start a new world, people would say you’re already encouraging religious beliefs as god is creating the world. 😂 We didn’t get that from the video, so I think it should be fine.

@teagankoth-jw9ps

4 ай бұрын

@@CureChronos that's true, I retract my statement

I thought he was gonna get cancelled for racism when he killed that Enderman, in a boat nonetheless 💀

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

fr💀💀

@Kmart2K

Жыл бұрын

fr

@ThatSmilingTophat

Жыл бұрын

Same 💀

@sirc0o1alpha

Жыл бұрын

i thought the same with the wither skeleton ☠️

@CamoEye

Жыл бұрын

oh nah

"I guess stealing from the poor can't get you cancelled" Too true, bro

@ADcommenter

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile they accuse Mrbeast of the same thing

@SuperJman1111

11 ай бұрын

@@ADcommenter No, they accuse him of not giving enough (they don’t know what a budget is)

@iamthegreenarrow762

11 ай бұрын

@@SuperJman1111 MrBeast betrayed me

@SuperJman1111

11 ай бұрын

@@iamthegreenarrow762 How?

@sanzei611

11 ай бұрын

The advancement "Isn't it iron pick?" makes it even better (For anyone who doesn't know like I didn't for years, it sounds like "Isn't it ironic", took me 5 years to figure it out)

Considering what world we're living in right now, it's all fun and jokes until it actually happens somewhere

@TGP-vq4vi

9 ай бұрын

democrat states:

@TbV-st8ef

9 ай бұрын

Mojang's political correctness masterplan:

@TbV-st8ef

9 ай бұрын

​@@TGP-vq4vifacts

@tuckersimmers968

8 күн бұрын

@@TGP-vq4viFacts.

@tuckersimmers968

8 күн бұрын

@@TGP-vq4viR.I.P. 2nd Amendment.

2:45 you doesnt get canceled because iron golem is basicly a white man..

@KungErik

7 ай бұрын

🤨

@Jake_Gotthard

6 ай бұрын

Ohh that makes sense

@BrunoTheTuber

4 ай бұрын

But if you mine obsidian..

@cat1554

10 күн бұрын

I thought it was because they're like the police

Twitter:you killed an endangered species Endermen:we be infesting a whole dimension

@dubbyplays

11 ай бұрын

enderman should be canceled because they're watercists and waterphobics

@wiltonginman6550

11 ай бұрын

Maybe they’re endangered in the nether dimension

@The_Dr_Fate

10 ай бұрын

​@@wiltonginman6550yeah, they are kinda rare in the nether

@newden-dinimation7120

10 ай бұрын

​@@The_Dr_Fate but aren't they able to warp from 1 dimension to another?

@boomerboy9214

10 ай бұрын

@@dubbyplays here's 10 reasons why Enderman should be "canceled and tortured for all eternity" 1. enderman always has pink eyes. not everyone has pink eyes, your eye color-denying Satanists. 2. they are black. 3. they hate water. water is essential for life. they are implying that life should die. 4. they have long arms and legs. think about the short-armed and short-legged, you offensive pieces of shit! 5. enderman can pick up blocks. this is a subliminal message that black people steal things! end the violence against black people, you racists! 6. they have voice lines that are backward. this, again, is a subliminal message that black people don't know speech! 7. enderman are bald. this is a stereotype for black people being bald! 8. they start screaming at you if you look at them. this is a stereotype for black parents verbally abusing their kids! 9. they have 40 hitpoints, most mobs don't have that much. this is a stereotype for black people being physically strong! 10. they use their fists to attack you. this is a stereotype for black people not knowing how to fight!

Imagine buying a $30 dollar game, and having to also pay a subscription to play it.

@fippohippo

Жыл бұрын

@@justanquietkid15 nintendo online games:

@RukarioEnterprisesLLC

Жыл бұрын

GTA Online and Xbox in a nutshell ($40 game, plus an extra $100 for Xbox/PlayStation subscription...)

@ABlueyFan

Жыл бұрын

@@RukarioEnterprisesLLC GTA Online is just trash now so I don’t think it’s worth playing.

@Mastersharkmapping

Жыл бұрын

*EA* *SPORTS* *Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ*

@CamoEye

Жыл бұрын

wait how was i not getting notifications

1:05 This is inaccurate. Twitter doesn’t care about destruction of property. :D

@Pandasword93

4 ай бұрын

But if mrbeast cures blindness):

1:00 I find it so funny That the fucking destroyed shipwreck is considered as "public property"

Chuck: *gets cancelled* Chuck 29 minutes later: And I'm still cancelled to this day...

@goodykitty590

Жыл бұрын

Hello fellow cat

@jackattack5838

Жыл бұрын

@@goodykitty590 lol we have same profile but yours is zoomed in

@AD5149

Жыл бұрын

ikr

@jackattack5838

Жыл бұрын

@Gato~ pog giga cat love the gato meme lol

@migling

11 ай бұрын

And I'm a cookie cat

2:00 Vegans when they realize eating plants is also killing life.

@chrisgonzalez328

11 ай бұрын

Send this message to a vegan convention and there history

@plushtrapthegamer2081

10 ай бұрын

And also we are killing animals also to let vegans still have a food supply

@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel

10 ай бұрын

they are gonna be saying they dont feel pain n shit

@ltgaming8510

10 ай бұрын

Vegans are aware that they consume plants, which are living organisms. However, their justification for eating plants is based on the understanding that plants likely do not experience pain or have a conscious awareness like animals do. While plants do respond to their environment and exhibits certain behaviors, they lack a central nervous system and brain, which are essential for the experience of pain. Vegans argue that since plants do not possess the ability to suffer, it is ethically justifiable to consume them as a source of nutrition. It is important to note that plants are a necessary part of the vegan diet, as they provide essential nutrients like vitamins, minerals, and fiber. Vegans prioritize minimizing harm to sentient beings, and since plants are not believed to be sentient, they are considered an acceptable food source.

@chrisgonzalez328

10 ай бұрын

@@ltgaming8510 that somehting a vegan would say post bacon and meat quick 🍔🍗🥓🍖🥩🥩🍗🥓🍗🥩🍔🍖🍔🥓🍗🍗🍔🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🥩🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🥩🍖🥩🥓🍗🍔🍗🥓🍖🍖🥩🍗🍔🍔🥩🍗🍔🥩🍔🥩🍔

When you get cancelled for walking on the ground because you're apparently killing microscopic animals

@mubestvideos586

Ай бұрын

Do microscopic animals even exist in Minecraft?

4:03 lol the music box

@QuandaleDingle001

3 ай бұрын

Fnaf music

@HBD77

3 ай бұрын

GET OUT ​@@QuandaleDingle001

@Ninety095

27 күн бұрын

I like that music

This video makes me realize how people can treat this game as real life.

@PigeonVR646

9 ай бұрын

lmao

@unblueshov854

8 ай бұрын

Fr

This isn't accurate enough. If Minecraft was actually controlled by Twitter, you would have been cancelled for being a white man entering a village of... what would you call them, Native Villagers? Either way, you would have been cancelled for entering a village as a white man. Or, better yet, for even being a man. Still 90% accurate though lol.

@QueraS22

Жыл бұрын

It is accurate

@wakomikro

Жыл бұрын

One of the best and most accurate comments on this video.

@614N

Жыл бұрын

Did you check his Minecraft skin though... He is a fu-

@eljessekarbon

Жыл бұрын

u could also get banned for hate to Amber Heard

@eavyeavy2864

Жыл бұрын

Only act when law is broken and not care about people's feeling is as robotic as dystopian society.

You did not only describe the banning system but like twitter as a whole in this video well done man

1:28 *GOD BLESS*

Random dude: "Animals are not for eating" Farms: Am I a joke to you ?!

@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes

11 ай бұрын

Factory Farms: Hold My Beer.

@deauthorsadeptus6920

11 ай бұрын

@@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes Some stupid protesters glued themselves to food processing belt? Not my problem.

@paolarei4418

11 ай бұрын

Slaughterhouses : bro think i shoud quit 💀

@gizmo835

10 ай бұрын

If animals really are not for eating, why are most of them edible and not like... poisonous, or something? I mean, sure, there's poisonous frogs, poisonous fish and poisonous insects, but have you heard of a poisonous cow, poisonous pig, poisonous chicken or anything like that?

@probablypeenuts

10 ай бұрын

you mean vegan teacher

I would love to see someone try to beat this as a gamemode.

@caiodreemurr7837

11 ай бұрын

Gamemodes sets how everything behave and it's not only your world, it's everyone's. Let them set their world as well you dictator

@TheDMChannelPerplexity

11 ай бұрын

You can’t.Well,maybe if the seed was lucky enough and there was enough items with you but yeah.

@jakubbariasz6235

11 ай бұрын

​@@TheDMChannelPerplexitylate reply but I think it is possible. Taking stuff from abandomed villages doesn't cancells you as we saw. There you can get needed mats. Building nether portal doesn't cancells you, but activating it does. What if we would make fire go there and activate it itself? Killing blazes is okay. It would be hard but doable

@TheDMChannelPerplexity

11 ай бұрын

@@jakubbariasz6235 But it would be a hassle indeed.

@securityskitty

10 ай бұрын

Idk if that's possible

3:15 Make sure you let the zombies hit you first, because then hitting them back is self defence.

@benjamindouglas3286

4 ай бұрын

You’d still get cancelled

@ozgamerab8780

Ай бұрын

@@benjamindouglas3286Self defence is legal.

@benjamindouglas3286

Ай бұрын

@@ozgamerab8780 well I know but they like weak people who won’t defend themselves

He had a helmet and an enchanted axe and he still decided to listen to that lady rant. He still had some thin layer of respect for that lady in spite of them being a ranting vegan.

@mubestvideos586

Ай бұрын

His cancellation meter would go up if he kills her.

Whole gameplay in one line: "You're cancelled."

1:14 What the Fu- 💀💀💀

Hey I’m glad twitter didn’t actually do this, especially bc destroying a shipwreck in international waters is in most circumstances completely legal under international maritime law.

@woooooooooooooooooooooooo

2 күн бұрын

That is definitely your special interest

"I guess stealing from the poor won't get you canceled" Damn😢

The cancelled meter makes so much sense about Twitter XD

This was actually enjoyable since it was making fun of both sides without a bias

"I have a really strong feeling I'm about to get cancelled for this" One of my new favorite lines lol

The most accurate yet relatable video in existence 😂

@user-ud6hg6ni1b

Жыл бұрын

i bet u havent even watched the full video

@mark.6639

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-ud6hg6ni1b I have

@user-ud6hg6ni1b

Жыл бұрын

@@mark.6639 by the time you posted the comment you havent

@ryanhorning7521

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-ud6hg6ni1b actually it is kinda true...Twitter cancles you over anything...just look at all the hogwarts legacy drama...

@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu

11 ай бұрын

​@@user-ud6hg6ni1b patreon.

3:42 Twitter: Ayoo thats racist!!

@d1kgaws12

10 ай бұрын

Tbh that should’ve risen the canceled meter since those skeletons are black.

@goosegaming99

5 ай бұрын

​@@d1kgaws12he didn't hit them because of their skin color, he hit them because if he don't then they'll kill him. So it ain't racist

As fun as it was, kinda sad how realistic it is

*Draws my Axe* "I am not against vegans in general, I am against the kind of vegans that force their dietary habits onto others"

@slappybio1686

13 күн бұрын

i support vegans since it means more meat for us

Alt Title: What If Elon Musk owned Minecraft

@mark.6639

Жыл бұрын

😂

@anim_ex

Жыл бұрын

What?

@King_Waffle7789o0

Жыл бұрын

​@@anim_ex Elon owns twitter

@thomsonwhiteofficial

Жыл бұрын

elon is too poor someone help this man

@realsamih

Жыл бұрын

this is also the first comment

This is literally the definition of twitter 😂

@kpjammerwolf330

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Twitter is defined as many regions with their own opinions, and are at war with each other all the time

@Nuclear_Animations

10 ай бұрын

Ikr

@auraX67

10 ай бұрын

someone : breathes Twitter: *Cancel that ashole*

It appears that we cannot escape that vegan teacher. NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE PRESIST.

@itz_violet21

10 ай бұрын

TRUE

@toainsully

Ай бұрын

I just tell them "Get out of my way, you hippie freak"

1:55 wowie that sword is so threatening! It’s such a shame that I don’t have a golden axe and 2 pieces of golden armor for slight protection, clearly I can’t fight that vegan because I would get cancled….screw it I would.

@QuandaleDingle001

3 ай бұрын

No surprise there if it was a new level sword I would be scared

0:12 Minecraft if it was bought by EA Edit: This is the oldest comment on this video

@test_0069

Жыл бұрын

Congo🎉

@IKONACE23_

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it is.

@Blackfacenoob

Жыл бұрын

Damn your first

@DavidGaming69

5 ай бұрын

​@@Blackfacenoobhis first what?

@rockystudiogaming

3 ай бұрын

no EA's just P2W, twitter added the cancellation meter

2:39 Well, iron golems are white so

@shadowferret9170

10 ай бұрын

but they're grey

@Taha632RMF

10 ай бұрын

@@shadowferret9170 they white

@shadowferret9170

10 ай бұрын

@@Taha632RMF i must be color blind then

@DavidGaming69

5 ай бұрын

​@@shadowferret9170what color is gree

@axelthorpe7708

5 ай бұрын

@@shadowferret9170unfortunately you are

It's really awesome keep up the good work

The theory of the protagonist of minecraft being the villian hits different now

Anyways, i really interested in Minecraft this way, but a bit more fair. I mean, for example counter will rise for cutting down trees, but will decrease if you plant new one. You can be cancelled for unnecessary killing, like killing sheep instead using shears, or killing animals for meat when u already have a lot of food in inventory, but still have no problem with killing animals when u dying from starvation, or monsters that came too close to your house (for example in n-radius away from your spawn point bed). Sounds like very hard experience, but should be playable.

@FunFactManiac

11 ай бұрын

That would be really interesting, I'd actually like to play that as a real game mode.

@seangutierrez1337

11 ай бұрын

So that basically turns it into a karma gamemode, where "bad" and "unnecessary" acts are punished, while good acts are rewarded

@Jedai_Games

11 ай бұрын

@@seangutierrez1337 YOS

@kewbycupine5956

11 ай бұрын

If they hit you you can hit them in self defense

@daforkgaming3320

10 ай бұрын

@@seangutierrez1337maybe you get buffs or debuffs based on how high/low your karma is. Would discourage speedrunners from ignoring the karma bar to play faster until they’re one point away from getting cancelled

You forgot the part where Minecraft starts glitching like hell because Daddy Elon fired shit ton of employees Edit: LMFAOOOOO THIS COMMENT AGED LIKE A FINE WINE💀💀💀

@wakomikro

Жыл бұрын

Twitter is working better and had more features now that Elon took over. Seems you need less employees when you aren't trying to censor and ban everyone you disagree with all the time.

@yeochenghao3344

Жыл бұрын

mind your words

@walnutbread944

Жыл бұрын

@@yeochenghao3344 no

@ashercd6487

Жыл бұрын

​@@walnutbread944 You have been canceled! _You can pay_ $29.99 _for an unban_ [Back to main menu]

@deauthorsadeptus6920

11 ай бұрын

@@ashercd6487 Time to raise the black flag!

This is great video the Twitter parity is perfect.

a random ass normal human: *breathes* twitter guy/gal: OK THAT’S EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE

Imagine someone manages to beat minecraft like this without the bar fully filling up

The person shaming Chuck for Unnecessary violence while the zombies where chasing him down and trying to kill him probably thought Kyle Rittenhouse was guilty.

@SuperJman1111

11 ай бұрын

Who is Kyle Rittenhouse? Never heard of him.

@JGT-yd2wx

11 ай бұрын

@@SuperJman1111 Kyle Rittenhouse was a 17 year old who went up to kenosha to give medical aid, clean graffiti and just be awesome when 3 people all criminals started chasing him one with a pistol and he kept running as long as he could before pulling out his AR15 he had on his sling and defending himself. I urge you to look up gun meme review kenosha kid, Kyle Rittenhouse trial, and Kyle Rittenhouse free.

@catrinasmith5311

11 ай бұрын

@@JGT-yd2wx Isn't it illegal however for an underage boy to have a firearm? Much less crossing state borders with it?

@JGT-yd2wx

11 ай бұрын

@@catrinasmith5311 He lived in antiok and Kenosha because he had family on both sides and often visited and while him having a gun underage was wrong it was the only thing that could've saved his life from 3 scumbags that wanted him dead. And when I say scumbags I mean one of them was a racist pedophile, another was a domestic abuser and the third often violated parole and had 3 charges of battery.

@JGT-yd2wx

11 ай бұрын

@E Nope, Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty as he was in perfectly legal, or well 90% legal self defense. Although if your opinion is that they all should've gone to jail then I can respect your opinion.

Awesome video this is really funny nice work man

I feel like we are gonna come back to this in 10 years to see what came true

Twitter is literally the main villain in this video 😂

2:18 For a few seconds he suddenly turned into Grox...

@Carl_the_npc_gun_lover

3 ай бұрын

If grox in village village already destroyed

- No Dropping items, and break single block from structure/tree unless... - Attract Creepers to Destroy Tree or desired places - Village are desolate now - Crop Food Only. it said the unnecessary rule - Iron Golems are Unaffected - Diamond DLC are deliberate tourist trap - Take Required +4-5 Cancellation Bar for Creating a Nether Portal and Tresspassing, even Tresspassing again, and Slain a Dragon

@KopperNeoman

10 ай бұрын

Crop food should get you cancelled too, because small farms threaten the WEF

@Mizuryryn

10 ай бұрын

@@KopperNeoman but the Small Farm said "Why don't you make your own farm BY YOURSELF?!" also +6 required cancellation bar without unnecessary cancel bar increases by creating nether portal thinking you're satan, trespass fortress, trespass stronghold, make a end portal thinking you're satan again, trespass end pillars and slain a dragon *and dont kill enderman* just do finding pearls by villager trade earning blaze rods are problematic without hurting, and tnt aint allowed thinking you're a teror|st, gather all blazes and place tnt and ignite *+1 unavoidable cancellation bar*

As a twitter user myself, I can confirm that this video is pretty accurate to my community.

1:50 if that happened to me i would axe crit *Famous last words before pure cancelation*

@RiskyFrisky-gn5ug

9 ай бұрын

Axe critting the ugly woman LETS GOOOOOOO

It's upsetting that this is actually what twitter is like.

this man needs to be a comedian. i mean this guy makes people laugh

Don’t you mean minecraft is controlled by Caseoh

This man here is underrated.

@suspecter200

Жыл бұрын

Yeah too underrated

I think I know how to cheese this, in the village you can steel saplings and plant trees, some people will try to cancel you, but most of them will be happy for you thus decreasing your cancel meter

I like how you added the creepy music box at the end where as you just lost your privilege to you started the music

0:55 this is not illegal 🤓 I memorize the every single law 🤓

Twitters gonna cancel him for this

someone should make this as a mod and speedrun it

@THGMR-ox7sd

Жыл бұрын

How do you speedrun a game where anything you do gets you cancelled? Do you speedrun trying to get cancelled?

@kylosmurf254

10 ай бұрын

​@@THGMR-ox7sdeven though I'm 1 month late she means to speed run to get cancelled quickly

@ihsanmartinezlaguna2848

10 ай бұрын

If I did that speedrun, all I would have to do is say nigga, and they would just kick me in record time.

@crylune

7 ай бұрын

@@kylosmurf254 'she' lol bold of you to assume someone with an animu girl UWU avatar is a girl, 99% of the time it's the opposite

@3141minecraft

2 күн бұрын

I made this a datapack it is on planetminecraft

3:30 no way that they’re a hell shaming!

Chuck Nasty: I got cancelled?! *Freddy Fazbear theme starts playing*

3:26 Honestly, it's kinda understandable why they don't like you literally opening a portal to hell. I would've agreed with them, but A. It's a fucking video game, so none of this matters, and B. Even if it did, their argument is so poorly worded that I can't agree with them regardless.

3:15 Undertale be like

@Nova12530

7 ай бұрын

People who are on a genocide route:💀

@Jake_Gotthard

6 ай бұрын

☠️☠️☠️

1st Person: Stampylongnose 3rd person: Chuck Nasty

Chuck Nasty: *Exists* Cancelled Meter: *Increases*

The "Nasty, Cat?" (Or wtevr) is back!!

Somehow I feel like if this happened twitter would have a lot of lawsuits

Twitter is just the worst like people who say"GaY iS tHe bEsT"

The fact that they say endermen are endangered when they appear in EVERY SINGLE DIMINSION

Basically Twitter Summarised in Minecraft.

There are ways to beat this challenge: -killing villagers, regular skeletons, or just in general any mob that is white and isnt an existing animal will lower the cancel meter. -to bypass the vegan measure: "Don't plants feel pain when you eat them too?" This will cause the vegan to start living solely off of water until they die of starvation. -Become the social justice warrior: "Not everyone can afford to eat vegetables especially in africa, maybe you're so privileged to not CARE about less fortunate beings?" "So what if i am racist? Aren't YOU racist for insulting white people and being offended on behalf of a race you aren't even A PART OF?" -When fighting mobs, accuse them of something terrible they did a decade ago. -Be a black, hairy, morbidly obese, transgendered woman. And if you aren't, just sexually identify as one.

This feels like something out of a MineCraft machinima video

Vegans:Animals are not for eating! Our diet being omnivorous:Are you serious right neow

So judging by Minecraft, Twitter is a religious, anarcho-authoritarian, positive discriminatory dystopia

Try this, if you could actually dual wield weapons in Minecraft just like what Blazkowicz did.

Another thing, if Twitter hates you, you must be doing something right it seems like

Strategy to win this: 1: Chop down wood like normal (it’s a necessary “evil” and it’s not like the canceled bar goes up all the way after one “offense”) 2: Kill animals (you will be teleported for a lecture and come back with lots of vegetables, also increases the canceled meter) 3. Loot some important landmarks but don’t overdo it. Only go for those with lots of useful goodies (increases the canceled meter per important landmark). You should also hope you get Enders pearls there. 4. Run away from any monsters you see (avoids cancellation) 5. Pay for MC Green for diamonds (does nothing to the canceled meter) 6. Build a Nether portal and go to a fortress to get what you need while not kiIIing “endangered species” (increases the canceled meter by 2) 7. Go to the End like normal and defeat the ender dragon somehow (increases canceled meter by 1 at most, hopefully) If you follow these steps correctly you should leave with a canceled meter that’s 60% full at the minimum. We don’t know exactly how much the cancelled meter fills up after you hunt down the ender dragon so gl from there) You can add more to this in the replies

@CureChronos

5 ай бұрын

This is a pretty cool guide! I think we can do better. Based on everything we know from this video alone, here’s my idea, which is REALLY tedious, but could be able to lower the minimum cancellations even further. 1. Toggle bonus chest on before creating the world. If you’re lucky you should be able to get enough wood for a wooden hoe and pickaxe. And no, the bonus chest is god given for you, so it is not stealing from anyone. 2. Obtain additional wood by luring creepers to explode near trees, or explode near wooden planks in abandoned mineshafts, villages, witch huts, pillager towers, and other wooden structures. The cancel meter only goes up if you’re the one destroying blocks, not when mobs do so. Because let’s face it, only the one destroying (the creeper) the blocks gets the blame by Twitter logic. 3a. If you’re lucky enough to spawn in a grass-oriented biome like plains, punch grass for seeds and grow them into wheat for bread using your hoe. Technically this should be fine, because you only get cancelled for destroying trees but not necessarily grass. 3b. In case 3a doesn’t work: If you spawned in a taiga biome, find red berries and farm them. You may also lure creepers into exploding abandoned village crops like carrots, potatoes, and beetroot (see step 2). If you can, plant them on your own for food. 4. Mine coal and iron as usual because there’s nothing special in that regard. Run away from any monster you see and conserve your tool durability so you don’t have to use too many materials to make tools. Make iron armor, an iron pickaxe, and buckets. 5. Mine lots of gold for later, and make one piece of golden armor. Also mine some redstone to make a dispenser. This will come into play later. 6a. At this point you should have a bunch of cobblestone. Don’t throw it out, make a mob farm tall enough so that any mob falling down die from fall damage, which means you don’t need to attack anything for their loot. If you’re lucky, you can get a skeleton to drop arrows. This is very important, as getting feathers to make arrows is impossible. 6b. You could also get string if you find cobwebs in an abandoned mineshaft, but just in case, refer to 6a, because destroying cobwebs might constitute as “Destroying the natural habitat of spiders”. 7. Build a nether portal with a lava pool as usual. Place a flammable block like planks near the base, then surrounding that block on all sides except one. If you do it right, the fire is forced to ignite the block on the side just above the obsidian base of the portal, naturally igniting the portal. Again, twitter logic; if you didn’t ignite the portal by directly interacting with it, then you didn’t do it and thus did nothing to get cancelled. 8. Trade with piglins with gold to get ender pearls, so you don’t have to kill endermans. You might be able to get string from the trades as well. If you haven’t gotten string already, use them to make a bow and, crucially, a fishing rod. 9. To get blaze rods without entering a fortress, you need to have some luck. Look for a fortress that has a blaze spawner which is close to grounded areas that are considered outside the fortress. Use a fishing rod to pull blazes one by one toward you so that you can kill them outside of the fortress. There’s no penalty for killing blazes, so you’re free to do this until you have enough. 10. Now that you can get eyes of ender, locate the stronghold but don’t go into it immediately. 11. Instead, go on a trip to find moss blocks, and go back to your mob farm to get bones for bonemeal. Then return to the stronghold. 12. Place moss blocks near the stone bricks of the stronghold to safely excavate the walls and navigate around the stronghold until you find the portal room. Once you do, dig just below the stronghold in a similar fashion to get just below the portal. You should be able to interact with the portal frames and place the eyes to trigger the portal. The theory is that unlike the nether portal, the end portal transports you to a made-up dimension that doesn’t exist, so it will not trigger the “encouraging hell” penalty. 13. In addition to the usual, make sure you have the following: Tons of blocks, tons of arrows, a water bucket, a dispenser, and anything you can use to trigger the dispenser. 14. Once in the end, you’ll have to setup the dragon water trap. Build as high as you can and bridge until you get just above the perch point for the dragon aka the portal altar. Place water high above and place a block so the dragon’s AI make the boss perch so high up the end crystals can’t heal the dragon. 15. In case killing the dragon directly triggers a cancellation, use your dispenser and fill it with arrows, before firing arrows at the dragon however you choose to trigger the machine. It’ll take a lot of patience, but eventually you should be able drain the dragon’s health bar. 16. Get back to the ground and enter the portal. Done! I hope this works because this took forever to type. 😂

Fun Fact: It is legal to forge for food, so he could get melons from the jungle biome.

@SuperJman1111

11 ай бұрын

But Twitter users share a quarter of a braincell, so they would cancel him anyway

@OneAndOnlyTheGreat

11 ай бұрын

@@SuperJman1111 they should ask the bureau of administration for that

Never trust twitter

As someone that uses Twitter, this is exactly how you get cancelled.

"cancelled for harming a creeper" Damn i forgot how much twitter defended creepers

Notce that he did not get cancelled for killing that wither skeleton? Twitter in a nutshell

1:43 Oh noes!, is a extreme vegan that wants to oof me!, oh no!, he is cancel me for eating meat, even though a lot of people eat it!, oh no I'm in danger!

@epicface2199

7 ай бұрын

If I were him. I would just axe crit her

@jasondalton9590

6 ай бұрын

Sheep to Cow? That is weird.

@MathTextbook1

6 ай бұрын

@@jasondalton9590 ??

“I guess stealing from the poor cnat get you cancelled”💀😂

VeganEnforcer123: 99 reasons to be vegan me: 99 reasons to be stupid

3:47 I feel like this pun was intentional even though it wasn’t a pun

"I guess you can't get cancelled for stealing from the poor" 😳

@korhol2065

11 ай бұрын

I like to think it’s because the iron golem was white and nobody cares what happens to you if you are white

@ultray1522

10 ай бұрын

Mrbeasr drama reference lol

This is too accurate.

"You Have Been Cancelled" - FNAF Music Box Plays

Wait. Isn't that fat shaming? 3:04

@Ch3m1calReaction

9 ай бұрын

The cancel meter bout to be canceled

@flavioquintanilla8002

7 ай бұрын

It’s not sealing it’s drop

@flavioquintanilla8002

7 ай бұрын

He drops a bikini canceled

This is not Minecraft owned by twitter. It's Minecraft owned by real life

@RakeV8

11 ай бұрын

screech from noors (real)

Alternate title: Minecraft but everywhere you go is the Nether

Doing simple things gets you cancelled??? Damn is this accurate!!! 😂