I hate when my screen time runs out :(

@IconicPlushStars

2 жыл бұрын

Try to make this a data pack for every to beat. I bet you won’t do it

@death-istic9586

2 жыл бұрын

2nd reply and early.

@IconicPlushStars

2 жыл бұрын

@@death-istic9586 like my comment

@etrix101

2 жыл бұрын

@@IconicPlushStars no

@bladehunter6360

2 жыл бұрын

im very greatfull that this isnt in realy life or i wouldnt play minecraft

The fact that the parental restrictions just doesn't care about someone casually stealing valuable resources from a village but restricts the player from eating bread is funny to me and I can't explain why.

@realwhigmaster

2 жыл бұрын

Person robbing an innocent villager: I sleep Person trying to not starve: *Real [Blacklisted By Parental Controls]?*

@shirleydotxml

2 жыл бұрын

IKR? I was expecting an error message to pop up saying "Stealing is wrong, please put the items back in the chest"

@katdoestuffYT

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was his own house?

@sirsmoss7362

2 жыл бұрын

Parent was probably a karen

@flamingmagmafish6616

2 жыл бұрын

i was expenting it to happen

"Can I rob this villager?" "Well, okay, sure." "Can I eat bread?" "Obviously not! You disgust me! Every atrocity you have commited is not as bad as this!"

@chewyswing2933

2 жыл бұрын

The parents: you are free to do crime me: i would kill the parents

@stormfriendscrew3559

Жыл бұрын

"Can I break a tree?" "Well okay, sure." *Gets a stick from the tree* "You have a weapon!...." "But y..." "No buts you are getting a time out!"

@Noble6254

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@bossfight6125

Жыл бұрын

Mom wants u to be criminal

@2Detroit4You

Жыл бұрын

“Can I start WW3?” “Yes.” “Can I breathe?” “No! Never can a million years can I let you do that! You are grounded for life!”

I love how the parents are completely fine with theft and robbery

@chrissimmons9743

Жыл бұрын

That's how you know this is incorrect.

@bodisimo1019

8 ай бұрын

I want to Make a Video Called “If KZread was Controlled by Parents”.

@RO_CAD_BLOX

6 күн бұрын

Yea ikr

2:03 "DO YOU THINK IM FOUR" Made me laughing around the table

It was funny to me how the parental controls thinks eating bread is more of an issue than stealing from villager chests lol

@cactuspromc2730

2 жыл бұрын

We meet again KZread lover

@portgasdann3389

2 жыл бұрын

Says a lot about exploitation of natives (jk)

@The_Unikitty_Gamergirl

2 жыл бұрын

Ha same

@zelliop6353

2 жыл бұрын

Copied

@davidsmith7949

2 жыл бұрын

Hello

"Eat a rainbow" Sounds like skittles is controlling Minecraft not the parents

@bitonic589

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@darkpixeldixelz4316

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@mikudayo2666

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@ultra.353

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Tatamoghna_1n

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

For those that want help with that math problem in 1:08, 2x + 7 = 11 because the x next to 2 is another two (and in this equation rule, the letter just close to the number becomes another number used for multiplication) Basically x = 2, and 2 times 2 = 4, where in conclusion, 4 + 7 = 11

@lNFICRAFT

9 ай бұрын

bruh that was easy

@Dallastars

4 ай бұрын

If you need help with this problem and you’re a teen, you should probably contact your teacher for help.

@anoemuser310

3 ай бұрын

This is just basic algebra

@GalaxyYT-

3 ай бұрын

It’s literally easy math. I already knew it was 2 from the start.

@pweteriscool7803

2 ай бұрын

so when ever the x is next to a number for ex: "7" thats the number x is?

And then he complained to his parents and got banned from single player too. And then he tried to complain to Mojang, but was caught.

i respect this guy, he did his homework before playing

@j1tzbrawl718

Жыл бұрын

It was a heroic sacrifice he made. Amen.

@marktsygan4008

11 ай бұрын

I always complete my homework before playing.

Would be greater if the server could say, "Stealing is a bad thing" when he was looting food and diamonds

@jarrodbuchmann3830

2 жыл бұрын

I literally thought it would say that but it did not

@Jetpack_Edits

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@fan0

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@zsgamestar

2 жыл бұрын

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT LOL

@imtrashcam

2 жыл бұрын

that is what Phoebe said!

These parents are crazy. They treat Minecraft as the real world.

If my parents actually made it I'm pretty sure I'd be able to do probably 10 fold of what you can normally do in Minecraft but then again that's probably for most parents

“It’s your BEDTIME” had me dying, I bet it was 6 pm

@cauldron1291

2 жыл бұрын

@Carl are you a nocturnal human

@edgecrow5078

2 жыл бұрын

@Carl 9 am wtf?

@thedoggyshowtv

2 жыл бұрын

@Carl Seriously, dude? Why 9:00 AM?

@sz492

2 жыл бұрын

@@cauldron1291 r/woosh

@sz492

2 жыл бұрын

@@edgecrow5078 r/woosh

0:46 I literally thought the game was going to say: “Stealing is bad!”

@UltraDestroya48

2 жыл бұрын

same

@boompenalty

2 жыл бұрын

same

@balwindergill4147

2 жыл бұрын

Same and it should have

@buhboh3036

2 жыл бұрын

this is why i have 1 friend. I'm an introvert. and all of my friends from last 2 years are gone except one. Who I can;t even talk everyday because my parents don't want me to. And I can't even have friends online too because i can't play anything.

@dreamcuernudo998

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

Parents be like: “Your in timeout for not touching grass in real life”

your enthusiasm is contagious! loved every minute of this!

I love when the parents don’t care about stealing but they care about eating healthy food.

@A_Kiwi.

2 жыл бұрын

@FemonicRBLX how is that related to the comment???

@oliwiergrasisback

2 жыл бұрын

Immobiliser

@oliwiergrasisback

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmn

@oliwiergrasisback

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm smartie

@near5148

2 жыл бұрын

@FemonicRBLX you have one video

I love how Grian sitting in a boat was what came up for ‘how to get rid of parental controls Minecraft java’

@d_ricey9350

2 жыл бұрын

Boatem is the key to everything

If the Vegan teacher took control of Minecraft's parental controls:

Hilarious to see they're okay with theft but not eating bread. Being a controlling dictator always makes everything horrible

Mincraft character: breaths Parents: *sorry, but your scene time has run out.*

@jonasmegatv3407

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@oldaccount6555

2 жыл бұрын

@FemonicRBLX ratio bozo

@Judge_0f_Everything

2 жыл бұрын

@Guaak8 v2 what is that mean?

“You got a 89 on your test?? Now I am very mad.” *spawns 20 withers and explodes the house*

@camman3740

2 жыл бұрын

Mode: Peaceful, Mobs cannot spawn. Cheats: Mob griefing: Off.

@agathaleticia2096

2 жыл бұрын

No, 89 is still low for this meme How about 99?

parents: U are in timeout for harming animals parents at dinner: eating chicken

I love how you used new super mario bros. Wii superstar road ost for this. Amazing work! Imagine if there was such a horrible thing in minecraft controlling what you do... I would actually alt f4 and do what you did. Look up how to remove parental restrictions in minecraft

the "you are in time out beacuse of hurting an animal" sounds like ThatVeganTeacher

@VirtualizerExtreme

2 жыл бұрын

Like for real why is nobody talking about it

@XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL

2 жыл бұрын

fr 💀💀💀

@vidboyloy

2 жыл бұрын

plot twist: the parent is thatveganteacher

@korbloxdeathspeaker9538

2 жыл бұрын

@@vidboyloy big spoiler plot twistus twister: *thatveganteacher is a racist slime*

@fuki98

2 жыл бұрын

When i saw the thumbnail i thought that lol

Fun Fact: If he didn’t harm that pig then he would beat the game.

@spinz5937

2 жыл бұрын

@Shanzoo Gaming He wouldn't have lost an hour of screen time and would've been able to beat the game before he had run out of screen ti

@smayansahu1070

2 жыл бұрын

but he wouldve starved

@Saturday900

2 жыл бұрын

@@smayansahu1070 But he could make fruit and veggies or anything else that doesn’t have animal product in it

@iaminyourhouse2238

2 жыл бұрын

Xd

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

Vegan teacher That's the person who did it

It just keeps getting better and better

2:43 NOOOOOOOoOO- got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

" You are timed out for harming animals " Also the parent: We are going to have barbeque for tonight

@_NotAlvina_

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@EL-yu4qh

2 жыл бұрын

@RobloxUser WHAT

@EL-yu4qh

2 жыл бұрын

@@_NotAlvina_ WHAT

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

Parents:eats meat Vegan teacher: out of my way I'm gonna raid Mojang and take over so we can't harm animals

@kingofthebrickskid20

Жыл бұрын

Also the parent: Sure just rob innocent people

"Nothing beats playing some good ol' minecraft after after a long week." So, so, relatable.

0:44 love how stealing is encouraged but 10 seconds later it’s back

Chuck nasty main phase: “idk how much more I can take”

If this ever happened you already know that the game creators hackers and modders would team up just this once to get rid of parental controls once and for all

@sdmedia1323

2 жыл бұрын

Easier solution: *Everyone becomes orphans*

@Bob3iy3

2 жыл бұрын

Yay

@jaxe8321

2 жыл бұрын

@@sdmedia1323 Batman time

@bling__brute6048

2 жыл бұрын

Or well, someone, like say, microsoft or mojang, makes a version with none that secretly comes with the parental version as resistance.

What mom thinks the strangers will do to me online: mentally harm and make me commit dir What they actually do: hey, wanna be friends?

@NunuOffc

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and friends is from strangers.

@SaberSimp69

2 жыл бұрын

All my friends are complete strangers from around the world and if I showed them they're my friends they'll definitely beat me up

@CrazycatASG

2 жыл бұрын

Hey i want to be friends with kirby holding a knife

@SaberSimp69

2 жыл бұрын

@@CrazycatASG same

@eternallylearning2811

2 жыл бұрын

Well of course they don't want you with friends, Friends loosen their control

If my dad controlled Minecraft, he would straight up make a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. He ain't afraid of some tall black men.

i like how it says something about bread being unhealthy but it didn't say anything about taking the diamonds, bread, and iron which is definitely not theft

I like how the parents didn’t put him in timeout for stealing from the villager’s house lol

@anti7252

2 жыл бұрын

Ye bro that's what i thought they would have do lol

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

Never tame a wolf when parental controls are on

@iceberg_os

2 жыл бұрын

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS :]

@Tempor2023

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they own that village

"marstupeeltesticle here" bro I'm dead rn💀

1:58 "playing online with strangers are extremely dangerous!" The worst thing that will happen in a server: pvp

I just like how the parent controls restrict you on eating something unhealthy but they don’t give restrictions of stealing from a village especially how even diamonds are very valuable in real life and they let them steal it in Minecraft LOL

@jenyaya258

2 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaa

@maskedrai4694

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was about to comment that lol

Parents: no harming animals Parents:lets eat some steak

@DarkPhoenix1103

2 жыл бұрын

Also pork and chicken and egg

@mo-ny1on

2 жыл бұрын

Literally

@JeremyHale141

2 жыл бұрын

are you saying everyone who is a parent is a vegan?

@pocketlightt

2 жыл бұрын

@@JeremyHale141 no but they contradict themselves several times

@cherylsmusic6014

2 жыл бұрын

Parents: No harming animals!!!1!!1!1 Also parents: WHY WON'T YOU EAT STEAK WHY ARE YOU SO PICKY YOU LITTLE KID

That was so funny you got the whole squad

“Marsupial Testicle here!” BRUH 😂😂

0:50 lol I love how he didn't get punished for stealing but he gets punished for eating bread

The harming animals one would be a “what if that vegan teacher was a parent who controlled minecraft”

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

I bet he was born by the vegan teacher

@Bob3iy3

2 жыл бұрын

akill himm

0:30 stupid restrictions, don’t work on me! Last words before going to timeout

"YOU THINK IM FOUR!?" that was too relatable as a 10 year old lol

“ Nothing beats playing some good old Minecraft ” Parental Controls: *hehe boi*

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

Why don't we get some sword,bow n arrows and Shields and go kill parental controls

Now we need a video of him yelling at his parents for everything

@thedman1754

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@viperlord487

2 жыл бұрын

They would probably lock him in a bedrock prison in minecraft forever

@Ihaveagasmask

2 жыл бұрын

@@viperlord487 well if it was 1 block thick it would take 10 minutes

@viperlord487

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ihaveagasmask maybe

@ali.___..mrlegendman

2 жыл бұрын

Omy

“You must complete your homework before playing!” 🤣🤣🤣

“Your in timeout for harming animals” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wouldn't this be an interesting mod? I think it would be quite a fun challenge

@zlectro6434

Жыл бұрын

You think so? I say no!

@AlphaGametauri

Жыл бұрын

NO!

@ftg_elementyx8746

Жыл бұрын

It would be try nit to get angry and destroy sonething challenge

@zlectro6434

Жыл бұрын

@@ftg_elementyx8746 you mean Not. Also, exactly.

@virturegd5247

Жыл бұрын

@@zlectro6434why so angry

Legends say he is still trying to figure out his screen time password...

@mypfpisliterallyyou6126

2 жыл бұрын

me in a nutshell Edit: guessed it lol

@lolliii5477

2 жыл бұрын

another legends said that he doed of anger and hatrid towards humanity

what it should actually be called is “ if that vegan teacher controlled Minecraft “

2:15 ITS APHMAU!

The big brain play is to quit Minecraft temporarily, learn to program and give your parents work and antidepressants restrictions saying that it is recommended to get an hour of exercise a day and that taking drugs is wrong.

@generalyido

2 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

@gamingandtoyreviewswithnei9035

2 жыл бұрын

My parent doesnt want to do do me anything and they do everything so i told the thid is not fare so than they became good to me

@i_solo_fiction_lmao_cope

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingandtoyreviewswithnei9035 godzilla had a stroke reading this and died

My parent's also think playing with strangers is dangerous although i still do it secretly . It's really heartwarming to see I'm not the only teen suffering from this situation.

Legend has it he’s still not entered the correct password and is still locked out of minecraft…letting the dragon live for another day

I hope the server said: No going outside when raining

When they were hitting the tree down i thought they were gonna get a warning for deforestation lmao

Amazing video!

@scraper_7645

2 жыл бұрын

Only one reply in a verified wow i will cherish this moment.

@Revztetic

2 жыл бұрын

Bot

@tornadoreaper

2 жыл бұрын

@@Revztetic its selled account sh1t

@KuyaPalce

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing video!

Chuck nasty: "stupid restrictions dont work on me!" ] Minecraft: So, you have chosen death

This is actually so true 😂, Good video

When parents make rules like that, few things within the rules are enjoyable

@drpro5762

Жыл бұрын

Yup

"If Minecraft was controlled by PARENTS" Parents: *That will be our next goal* MWAHAHAHA

@christiankevhin6084

2 жыл бұрын

No! >:(

@repidessioncheeselord5601

2 жыл бұрын

Make your own account and set up your device on your own don’t let them get a foothold and don’t tell them your passwords

@a.r.9689

2 жыл бұрын

How do i change my password

@DaLilZero

2 жыл бұрын

*switches to roblox*

@uzedgaming9550

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaLilZero Me knowing that parents control Minecraft: *TAKE ME WITH YOU!!*

“Marsupial Testicle” had me on rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

Minecraft is a game that you, me, everyone like. If there was parental controls, now nothing’s fun. Thank you.

I was expecting it to say “ stop, dont steal! ” when he took the items from the village 😂.

I love how this dude was just trying to get gunpowder at night time and then his parents were like "Nope not gonna happen, you're going straight to bed young man"

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

Strict af

The swearing cut scene got me 😂😂😂

When he swore, he never got timeout

2:16, I love how sb737 is advertised with 2200 in hardcore!

You had me DYING at 2:22!!! “What’s up guys marsupial testacle here”

@ChuloBaby

3 ай бұрын

It's pronounced testicle

My mom doesn’t even care, you let me do whatever I want in Minecraft. She always congratulate me for making swords after my homework.

Keep It Up :) I luv ur videos!! Especially on Friday nights after a long week

No one: Greg Heffily's mother be like in the books

@zoindexter

2 жыл бұрын

I always feel bad for Greg lmao

@sciencewizard2861

2 жыл бұрын

@@zoindexter gregs a sociopath, manny is a psycopath, susan is a controlling and entited wife and mother, frank is a negectful dad and rodrick sometimes bullies greg

@sciencewizard2861

2 жыл бұрын

@@o31075 greg is a parent!?!?!?!?!?!

@Gigachad3607

9 ай бұрын

@@sciencewizard2861 in a few lore vids rodrick is the only normal one, everything else i agree, especially manny and susan, greg being a sociopath is probably from people treating him like garbage, the world has created a monster

I want this to be a data pack lol.

@stephaniesairpods6431

2 жыл бұрын

im making that rn

@AeroneDSA

2 жыл бұрын

OK boy

@raysrandomthings8425

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephaniesairpods6431 yes

@redfox-mg1gj

2 жыл бұрын

NO YOU DON'T

@akhtarrizkyamirza8

2 жыл бұрын

Ok but that's annoying

Is anyone gonna talk about how it said “hy pickle”

2:20 hold on.. mr t3sticIe?

Love it how they litreally killed a tree apart of nature and the parents just accepted it

@landon8214

2 жыл бұрын

That's like caring if someone tears some grass.

@spacecorespaccccce2582

2 жыл бұрын

@@landon8214 maybe

@spacecorespaccccce2582

2 жыл бұрын

@@landon8214 but grass dosent do anyhting its just furniture for our gardens

@sciencewizard2861

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacecorespaccccce2582 grass screams for help when you cut it and it also generates oxygen

@spacecorespaccccce2582

2 жыл бұрын

@@sciencewizard2861 yes

"Playing online with strangers is extremely dangerous" Ma'am he is a grown man who makes videos and he can play with strangers because he is a man

@v_mochi1113

2 жыл бұрын

@Alžbeta Barcalová im nine and i play on servers

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

He can play servers if he wants to

@zdoh2684Playz

Жыл бұрын

Including Ey.

Nobody gonna talk about how parents cant let him have a sword but they didnt care about him stealing😂😂😂😂😂

Life lesson: eating bread is worse than stealing from a villager

I want this to be an actual mod people can download. You can’t use swords, being underground for too long starts to damage you, the nether is inaccessible, etc… And all the popups happen too. And if nobody else is going to make it…

@simplistic116

2 жыл бұрын

i might as well learn mod making so i could make it

@R4inbowSt4rs

2 жыл бұрын

But why

@generalyido

2 жыл бұрын

@@R4inbowSt4rs some people are masochists

@R4inbowSt4rs

2 жыл бұрын

@@generalyido D:’

@simplistic116

2 жыл бұрын

@@R4inbowSt4rs i wont im too lazy and it would be bad

Parents when u play mario: I sleep When u play minecraft: R E A L S H I T

@a_hsla.1

2 жыл бұрын

My parents actually banned me from playing Minecraft because i went on hypixel and they were like: WHO THE FÆCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?! And I tried to explain but of course they think I'm 4 years old and banned me from playing on servers AND the game in itself because they thought that Minecraft was just online servers. That sucks.

@frokydafroakie

2 жыл бұрын

@@a_hsla.1 alt+tab : your wish is my command

@fluttershy1529

2 жыл бұрын

@@a_hsla.1 tell them to delete the servers and just do single player

@ScorpioneOrzion

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluttershy1529 here is the thing single player is a local server

@woodpuncha7257

2 жыл бұрын

Ouh, sorry

“Hy pickles” 💀💀💀

0:08 LOL THAT GOT ME LAUGHING 😆😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Disregard the rules and find workarounds 1- swords are crap anyway just use an axe 2- push animals off high surfaces so YOU technically don't harm them 3- baked potatoes are your next best food source of you want plants until you can acquire enough gold for golden carrots. 4- ignore the book. There was no penalty for destroying it. 5- sit your dog down outside so you don't have to "walk" it again. 6- commit manslaughter on the villagers when you're not allowed to mine in Minecraft so they know who they're dealing with. 7- just click leave the bed or destroy it when going mob hunting. 8- if Minecraft were made by parents there shouldn't be any server option. Use this argument against them. 9- the nether portal thing can be disabled in settings. 10- if it's your Minecraft account then you should have the screentime password. The fact you don't have it means that the devs (your parents) are purposefully keeping your own info away from you and I think that's illegal. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

@ScorpioneOrzion

2 жыл бұрын

Would 10 also be solved by crashing minecraft then restart it again?

@aierisfrost8447

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScorpioneOrzion Yes

@kipy_mudkip

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think all of these would work

@aierisfrost8447

2 жыл бұрын

@@kipy_mudkip Do you have any better ideas?

@Sappergaming124

2 жыл бұрын

Me: deletes Minecraft Parents:GOD DAMN IT WE FAILED

Would love a sequel to this.

@encolumned

Жыл бұрын

No need now, Microsoft is making it reality for us

0:46 surely it has to be stealin- WAIT WHAT HOW DID YOU COMPLETE STEALING!??

Nah I swear if parents actually put parental on Minecraft, well that’s the last time I’m playing Minecraft

“Is stealing from villagers legal?” “Yes” “Is eating bread legal?” “ *absolutely illegal! You’re grounded, no screen time for a month!* ”

Chuck: Nothing beats playing some good old minecraft Screen: Finish your homework Also Chuck: AYO WHAT THE FU-

@rjwithahat

2 жыл бұрын

thats the best line

@thelmaboss244

2 жыл бұрын

0:08

Best things to use really contagious, violence, violence, sting, sword

"parental controls cant be that bad!" parental controls:

That notification speed tho...

The video was really cool! I laughed really hard when you had "bedtime" and for some reason I should have seen it coming. I'm grown and my parents still want me in bed early.

@generalyido

2 жыл бұрын

Oh so I'm not the only one suffering from that.

@agathaleticia2096

2 жыл бұрын

Bedtime early? Is it because of school or something?

@genesis9934

2 жыл бұрын

@@agathaleticia2096 yeah it is. They think I will suffer from early morning toxicity (talking back; bad attitudes; etc)

@agathaleticia2096

2 жыл бұрын

@@genesis9934 I mean, it's really common with me since my school time starts at 7 AM

The best part is that at the start it said “You can’t explain that” 😂

This was one of my fav vids ever