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What if were your neighborhood bar was honest? Roger Horton investigates.
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Woman: Britt Migs
Man: Brian Morabito
Producer: Gabrielle Williott
Director: Gabrielle Williott
Director of Photography: Mike Doyle
Script: Mark Hill
Editor: Bryan Slack
Sound / Gaffer: Alan Kudan
Camera Assistant: Andrew DeNatale
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
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  • @aarong5716
    @aarong5716 Жыл бұрын

    Oh lord, the trauma of beholding Waitress Roger!

  • @ewanduffy

    @ewanduffy

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he rocked that look very well 😜

  • @cliff5n0t3s

    @cliff5n0t3s

    Жыл бұрын

    Can we all agree to forget Roger in a dress and how that confused us.

  • @Supperconductor

    @Supperconductor

    Жыл бұрын

    Have another beer...

  • @je19662008

    @je19662008

    Жыл бұрын

    oddly enough, I've seen worse.

  • @flyings.monster6845

    @flyings.monster6845

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cliff5n0t3syou don’t know what I’m into

  • @OneWorldHistory
    @OneWorldHistory Жыл бұрын

    As a 30 year veteran bartender, I approve mediocre lovemaking.

  • @NoFlyZone01

    @NoFlyZone01

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought I was the only one who was excited about mediocre lovemaking😄

  • @VeganSemihCyprus33

    @VeganSemihCyprus33

    Жыл бұрын

    The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

  • @kts8900

    @kts8900

    Жыл бұрын

    Per Dan Savage - fuck first!

  • @cassandra9699

    @cassandra9699

    Жыл бұрын

    😂 please stop! 😂

  • @USBEN.

    @USBEN.

    11 ай бұрын

    I wanna know who's rating all that. How...

  • @QBG
    @QBG Жыл бұрын

    If you're an adult who's tired of bars, the answer is getting your friends to drink at your house and play board games. You might even end up ditching the booze entirely just to focus on playing, because board games these days are actually awesome. So awesome, in fact, that there are often multiple quality options for every taste of every individual and group, and it's very easy to get addicted to buying new ones. If Board Games Were Honest???

  • @t.jefferson6365

    @t.jefferson6365

    Жыл бұрын

    Considering the escalation of prices of board games this could be just the trick, it will keep you more entertained and also limit your funding so that booze isn't a viable option for refreshments during the get togethers. Lol

  • @nobodyimportant2470

    @nobodyimportant2470

    Жыл бұрын

    But what about those of us without friends?

  • @angeladawn805

    @angeladawn805

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nobodyimportant2470 consider yourself unencumbered 😉 They're exhausting, time consuming, and expensive. I'd rather go walking with my dog.

  • @burnyizland

    @burnyizland

    Жыл бұрын

    This is how I've socialized most of my adult life - and I'm a middle aged woman. We have so much fun it ought to be illegal!

  • @burnyizland

    @burnyizland

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nobodyimportant2470 That's the beauty of gaming though, you can put as much or as little effort into the socializing part as you want because the games are there to fill any awkward silence or change the subject when someone gets a little too weird. Just put an ad up or look for ads in your area for people wanting to play, or check with the gaming shops or bulletin boards and you'll find people ready to welcome you.

  • @jancerny8109
    @jancerny8109 Жыл бұрын

    I'll confess I've never before seen content that perfectly explains why you shouldn't drink and makes you want to get crying drunk at the same time. Genius.

  • @DefaultFlame

    @DefaultFlame

    Ай бұрын

    Rodger is an all-in-one deal.

  • @bigbenguitarslinger494

    @bigbenguitarslinger494

    25 күн бұрын

    Touche!

  • @DoctorBiobrain
    @DoctorBiobrain Жыл бұрын

    I went to a TGI Fridays with my folks for an early dinner about a decade ago and they were blasting Nickelback style music so loud we could barely talk, so my mom complained to the manager. He said the volume was set by corporate policy to make the place seem more exciting and he wasn’t allowed to lower it. I guess that’s still a thing.

  • @myfrestuff3453

    @myfrestuff3453

    Жыл бұрын

    The manager was full of shit and should have turned it down a bit for your mother. They more than likely left the louder "after hours volume" untouched, which happens by "convenient neglect" from time to time and from business to business.

  • @Mabidemonstrations

    @Mabidemonstrations

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, corporate people do do stuff like that. I'd believe it after working for cvs...

  • @Ricky19821

    @Ricky19821

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you sure it wasn’t TGI Hortons? 😂

  • @jonphillips1482

    @jonphillips1482

    Жыл бұрын

    Sports bar near my house which is usually filled mainly with 40-50 year old men insists on blaring Katy Perry and Rihanna at max volume even when games are on.

  • @Atsumari

    @Atsumari

    Жыл бұрын

    Remember everyone you don’t need to talk to your friends you don’t need your eardrums you just need distilled berries and hops liquid… it’ll all be fine. Roger knows best 😂

  • @blautens
    @blautens Жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna show this to my buddy when I meet him at the bar later tonight.

  • @Honest_Ads

    @Honest_Ads

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't forget to ask for Horton's Distillery by name

  • @joshk.6246
    @joshk.6246 Жыл бұрын

    "tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health" That is an amazing line.

  • @jmcginty96

    @jmcginty96

    8 ай бұрын

    I came here to say this. It’s pure poetry disguised as prose.

  • @Paul_the_Bookworm
    @Paul_the_Bookworm Жыл бұрын

    I can never get enough of new Roger content

  • @darthnater71

    @darthnater71

    Жыл бұрын

    that and he looks amazing in a dress

  • @spydaman5684

    @spydaman5684

    Жыл бұрын

    @@darthnater71 😳

  • @VeganSemihCyprus33

    @VeganSemihCyprus33

    Жыл бұрын

    The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

  • @CoasterMan13Official

    @CoasterMan13Official

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@darthnater71are you... *_gay?_*

  • @TedEhioghae

    @TedEhioghae

    10 ай бұрын

    Men can't wear dresses/gowns. Women can't wear shorts. Men can't wear skirts. Women can't wear trousers/pants.

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 Жыл бұрын

    I saw Roger in a dress and could've sworn the title was "If Bras Were Honest"

  • @Honest_Ads

    @Honest_Ads

    Жыл бұрын

    No but I should do that next

  • @kirdot2011

    @kirdot2011

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Honest_Ads only if the lady at 2:59 is the model.... I dont wanna see Roger in a dress more than I already have

  • @allinaday3526

    @allinaday3526

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@kirdot2011 you and me both

  • @zachstarattack7320

    @zachstarattack7320

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@Honest_Adsyyyyeeeeszzzzzzzzssss

  • @johntuffy5721

    @johntuffy5721

    2 ай бұрын

    thank you for my first good belly laugh of the day 😂

  • @romanograsnick
    @romanograsnick Жыл бұрын

    I believe Roger is not just immune to hangovers but he has invented the antidote for it as well! Always enjoying your ads. Stay safe!

  • @blaacksugar7714

    @blaacksugar7714

    Жыл бұрын

    There already IS an antidote. It's called a bong.

  • @RevCode

    @RevCode

    Жыл бұрын

    My antidote is just drinking water whilst you are enjoyig your alcoholic beverages. Sure, you have to piss a lot, but no hangover, no feeling like shit.

  • @petrmaly9087

    @petrmaly9087

    Жыл бұрын

    As a Moravian with high natural resistance to hangovers, the antidote is simple - don't stop drinking. And an advice for the weak or those who need to drive from time to time and have to stop drinking for a moment - do not mix alcohol, drink pure natural alcohols, like moonshine brandy, whisky, beer made according to 1516 Reinheitsgebot law (beer purity law), French wine, absinthe... Never mix it. You will be fine.

  • @VeganSemihCyprus33

    @VeganSemihCyprus33

    Жыл бұрын

    The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

  • @aleisterlavey9716

    @aleisterlavey9716

    11 ай бұрын

    He invented hangover to sell the antidote.

  • @skyylow
    @skyylow Жыл бұрын

    He forgot to mention, "A drink today is just borrowed happiness from tomorrow" 😁

  • @eltonlovell9898

    @eltonlovell9898

    7 ай бұрын

    Just have a drink tomorrow as well...

  • @billymccall5969
    @billymccall596911 ай бұрын

    Roger needs to do an honest ad for all you can eat buffets. 😅

  • @theshamanostproductions7391

    @theshamanostproductions7391

    10 ай бұрын

    YES!

  • @egold2071

    @egold2071

    8 ай бұрын

    Have you been out recently? Since the 2020 COVID 'pandemic', pretty much all the All-U-Can-Eat joints have disappeared. RIP Ponderosa, CiCi's Pizza, Golden Corrals n'em. They all gone from Pittsburgh lately. 🟨 GO STILLERS! 🟨

  • @iwasanMBTInerd

    @iwasanMBTInerd

    7 ай бұрын

    In Asian buffets they put all of the rice and noodles up front so you go for the carbs which make you full faster.

  • @egold2071

    @egold2071

    7 ай бұрын

    @@iwasanMBTInerd True, but hmm... them noodles and rice sure do pair nicely with some chicken, beef n'at.

  • @iwasanMBTInerd

    @iwasanMBTInerd

    7 ай бұрын

    @@egold2071 The solution is to eat a lot of meat and then go back for the rice and noodles later

  • @v888aa
    @v888aa Жыл бұрын

    "We think about cleaning our bathrooms almost once a week" Lovely.

  • @DrJ-hx7wv
    @DrJ-hx7wv Жыл бұрын

    "Black and Tan-witch." This is funny on several layers. As if an Irish establishment would name something after a bitter enemy. They assume their customers are illiterate 🤣👀

  • @kerrygearin3910

    @kerrygearin3910

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly!! 🤣

  • @andrewspears8891

    @andrewspears8891

    Жыл бұрын

    Come out ye' Black and Tans. Come out and fight me like a man! (Not Irish, but I very much appreciate Irish music)

  • @WaallyOne

    @WaallyOne

    Жыл бұрын

    What's the reference?

  • @ajiththomas2465

    @ajiththomas2465

    Жыл бұрын

    ​​@@WaallyOne The reference is to the Black and Tans, named so from their uniforms. They were a British military police unit in Northern Island and they were BAD. Like, war criminal type of bad. They tortured, murdered, raped, tormented, etc. the Irish living there that they became universally hated. The main nemesis to the Black and Tans were the Irish Republican Army (IRA). To an Irish, naming a sandwich after the Black and Tans is like a Jewish restaurant naming a dish after the Nazis.

  • @anghusmorgenholz1060

    @anghusmorgenholz1060

    Жыл бұрын

    A half and halfwich. Just doesn't have the same ring.

  • @DanaTheInsane
    @DanaTheInsane Жыл бұрын

    At least my fake Irish pub, can put together fish and chips and some mushy peas. On the other hand they also do a corn beef and cabbage eggroll. But they are doing that out of a sense of ironic humor. They’re not pretending it’s authentic. Frankly, it’s really good.

  • @Kitt_the_Katt
    @Kitt_the_Katt Жыл бұрын

    OMG😂 I used to work in a karaoke bar and the old guy singing "Sweet Caroline" was an almost nightly occurrence.

  • @Perririri

    @Perririri

    9 ай бұрын

    Actually Neil Diamond's _Sweet Caroline_ was from the 70s, not the 90s

  • @Thenogomogo-zo3un

    @Thenogomogo-zo3un

    Ай бұрын

    That song will clear a bar out faster than an air raid siren.

  • @entelechy777
    @entelechy777 Жыл бұрын

    I've lost most of my friends because I started Roger'ing everyone. The looks on their faces when he's spitting pure facts is like.. it made me lol so hard because I've seen that look oh-so-often.

  • @rollingdudes8859

    @rollingdudes8859

    11 ай бұрын

    Tell your friends that FACTS don't care about your FEELINGS!!!

  • @slaplapdog

    @slaplapdog

    11 ай бұрын

    Why would they object to a good rodgering?😅

  • @entelechy777

    @entelechy777

    11 ай бұрын

    @@slaplapdog They spend too many shekels on not using their brains. 🙃

  • @roonilwazlib9877

    @roonilwazlib9877

    10 ай бұрын

    @@slaplapdog There's your problem -- assuming that the rogering was, in fact, good.

  • @Squidbush8563
    @Squidbush8563 Жыл бұрын

    Oh! And don't forget kids: Advertising cigarettes on TV = Apocalyptically bad! Advertising alcohol on TV = A-OK! 👍

  • @CrimsonA1

    @CrimsonA1

    10 ай бұрын

    Thanks big-alcohol lobby groups!

  • @hauptmann6

    @hauptmann6

    10 ай бұрын

    Around here, there are more billboards for weed than alcohol and everything else combined. How is a quasi legal drug allowed to be advertised, but yet cigarettes aren't?

  • @CrimsonA1

    @CrimsonA1

    10 ай бұрын

    @@hauptmann6 For alcohol, because making it illegal in the 20s gave birth to bloody gang warfare and Al Capone. Just because you make a substance illegal, doesn't take away the demand for it, and will only make an even worse black market appear. For weed vs. cigarettes, look at the statistics for death-rates between the two, you'll find your answer there.

  • @hauptmann6

    @hauptmann6

    10 ай бұрын

    @@CrimsonA1 I understand that. It's just funny that while still being federally illegal it's advertised everywhere here.

  • @fosterfuchs

    @fosterfuchs

    10 ай бұрын

    Addictive alcohol is legal to purchase. Addictive drugs are illegal to purchase. I'm not advocating for the use of said drugs. I just find the contrast interesting. And the war on drugs is going just about as well as Prohibition did.

  • @ewanduffy
    @ewanduffy Жыл бұрын

    I didn't realise that Roger was Oirish 😜. Declaration of interest. I am Irish (typing this in Ireland).

  • @bulshock1221
    @bulshock1221 Жыл бұрын

    Roger waitress was the content I didn't know I needed. Rocks that dress very well.

  • @AaronFleming1

    @AaronFleming1

    Жыл бұрын

    could say that he frocks it... ... ... ...ok i'll get my coat

  • @cassieharris6002

    @cassieharris6002

    11 ай бұрын

    Careful don't tell DeSantis.

  • @burn_learnearn_welding7101

    @burn_learnearn_welding7101

    11 ай бұрын

    That's what made me click on the video. I thought this is either going to be some trans bs or it's gunna be funny. I'm glad it's funny

  • @gypsybelle4757

    @gypsybelle4757

    10 ай бұрын

    Indeed! ❤❤❤

  • @jdsartre9520

    @jdsartre9520

    10 ай бұрын

    Even Roger can't escape the agenda.

  • @scottabc72
    @scottabc72 Жыл бұрын

    Roger stretching his acting abilities with this one and achieving greatness

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx Жыл бұрын

    "What if free to play games were honest?" This bar sketch reminds me of the saying "there's no such thing as a free lunch" Well there's no such thing as a free game.

  • @farfromirrational948

    @farfromirrational948

    11 ай бұрын

    Oh man, I've learned that I need to bite my tongue when this topic comes up. I have sooo much to say about how ridiculously predatory freemium games are. Especially mobile games.....🤬😤

  • @RickMyBalls

    @RickMyBalls

    10 ай бұрын

    shows how much you know about gaming. ever heard of dota, or epic?

  • @evil1by1

    @evil1by1

    9 ай бұрын

    Your free to pour your time, and energy into a degree you then use to put more time, energy and money into developing a game for zero pay. Lemme know how that goes for ya

  • @RickMyBalls

    @RickMyBalls

    9 ай бұрын

    my free? @@evil1by1

  • @BoondockGore
    @BoondockGore Жыл бұрын

    Only 3x? I'm pretty sure bars are up to 5 or 6 times the retail price. Horton is giving deals

  • @MrJimheeren

    @MrJimheeren

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing

  • @user-gn8eb4ii9p

    @user-gn8eb4ii9p

    8 ай бұрын

    How come other people getting more replies than others? Mine doesn't get likes. You should teach them a lesson.

  • @John_Fisher
    @John_Fisher Жыл бұрын

    "Enflabbening" - good word to add to one's vocabulary.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 Жыл бұрын

    "Dublin Style Hawaiian Pizza" LOL. It's even better when you realize "Hawaiian" Pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek!

  • @matthewscottshea

    @matthewscottshea

    Жыл бұрын

    "Authentic" Dublin Style Hawaiian Pizza

  • @John_B52_HEMI

    @John_B52_HEMI

    2 ай бұрын

    Pineapple has no business being on pizza. It sounds like something a heavily pregnant woman would come up with.

  • @Thenogomogo-zo3un

    @Thenogomogo-zo3un

    Ай бұрын

    Love how that they call the pizza a 'Hawaiian' because it has pineapple. And pineapple isnt even an indigenous fruit to Hawaii !

  • @jeffkadlec8264
    @jeffkadlec8264 Жыл бұрын

    Between Roger's "Honest Ads" & Ryan George's "First Person to..." series, there is no end to great satirical content!!! Keep up the great work

  • @gregoryking4796

    @gregoryking4796

    11 ай бұрын

    WE NEED A COLLAB

  • @ravenblackfeather9286

    @ravenblackfeather9286

    11 ай бұрын

    @@gregoryking4796 now that would be something for the ages

  • @EsotericBibleSecrets

    @EsotericBibleSecrets

    8 ай бұрын

    If the Universe was honest... which according to science it is not.

  • @christophergillette7167

    @christophergillette7167

    Ай бұрын

    @@gregoryking4796YES

  • @justmika6964

    @justmika6964

    19 күн бұрын

    I love ryan georges its the 90s with the time traveler skits

  • @zlpatriot11
    @zlpatriot11 Жыл бұрын

    Roger is the one person who can tell you beer is necessary for understanding his savageness about bars. Be sure to tip Roger very well 😈

  • @VeganSemihCyprus33

    @VeganSemihCyprus33

    Жыл бұрын

    The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

  • @tappajaav

    @tappajaav

    9 ай бұрын

    @@VeganSemihCyprus33 What

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when Roger slips in PSA's in his videos.

  • @nookexp
    @nookexp11 ай бұрын

    Roger just keeps giving me the best reasons why I barely leave the house, people and businesses are terrible, and helps justify all the money I don't spend (because I don't have it).

  • @legionarybooks13
    @legionarybooks1311 ай бұрын

    "Dublin-style Hawaiian Pizza", I'm freaking dying... 😂😂😂

  • @naibafYT
    @naibafYT Жыл бұрын

    Love how you point out that alcohol is carcinogenic, long overdue that awareness is raised😍

  • @zachstarattack7320

    @zachstarattack7320

    11 ай бұрын

    wwhhaaattttt

  • @MentalParadox

    @MentalParadox

    11 ай бұрын

    everyone dies eventually, you think you're gonna live forever by not drinking?

  • @snowangelnc

    @snowangelnc

    11 ай бұрын

    @@MentalParadox Well no, that would be a weird thing for anyone to think. I also don't think I'm going to live forever by not playing in traffic, but I do think there's a fair chance of it increasing the length and quality of the time I do have.

  • @jennysmeaton6911

    @jennysmeaton6911

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@zachstarattack7320yup!

  • @No-onesgayformoleman

    @No-onesgayformoleman

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@snowangelnc I worked in a retirement home before, trust me you don't want to live past 70

  • @GeneralChangOfDanang
    @GeneralChangOfDanang Жыл бұрын

    lmao, the thing about being crabby for making change for the pool table really hit home. I used to go to a bowling alley in the area where if you wanted to actually bowl or play pool, they acted like you were really putting them out.

  • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    Жыл бұрын

    I always thought that was so strange, if it's that annoying get a machine

  • @aussiebloke609
    @aussiebloke609 Жыл бұрын

    Roger in a dress was strangely...no, it was just strange. 😁

  • @Wslasher
    @Wslasher Жыл бұрын

    POV: You're an introvert sitting on your PC watching a video about what people do outside their home.

  • @tomlxyz

    @tomlxyz

    Жыл бұрын

    Missing out on buying over priced drinks

  • @WritersOnTheWall
    @WritersOnTheWall11 ай бұрын

    the irony is there is nothing else, he's not knocking going to bars he's literally telling you about your pointless march into nothing

  • @FG-bn3qq

    @FG-bn3qq

    11 ай бұрын

    There's plenty of things to do out there. What are you into? Find it and go do it.

  • @WritersOnTheWall

    @WritersOnTheWall

    10 ай бұрын

    @@FG-bn3qq oh i do all kinds of stuff I'm just old

  • @SuicideNeil
    @SuicideNeil Жыл бұрын

    It's all true- especially the part about the prices; 1 Pint of whatever generic larger/beer/cider in a pub = ~£4-5ish, 4 cans of the same stuff ( roughly 3.5-4 pints worth ) from a supermarket is about the same price. Haven't been in a pub for over a decade- drinks are grossly overpriced, place is either packed or empty, can't hear anything if it is packed, can't move so you have to stand outside or get crushed/knocked around, stinks because the carpet is soaked in beer, toilets stink or shit and piss and puke, music is obnoxiously loud, furniture is from the 80s, everyone is talking rubbish about subjects they have no comprehension of. No thanks. I'll drink alone at home, crying into my cider and wondering what has happened to the world and what the point of it all is.

  • @richwightman3044

    @richwightman3044

    11 ай бұрын

    I recommend a fire pit and some cigars. Makes drinking alone worthwhile.

  • @SuicideNeil

    @SuicideNeil

    11 ай бұрын

    @@richwightman3044 If I had a garden then a fire pit would be awesome, I don't smoke though so... pork scratchings, or those little cheese footballs ( can't find them for sale anywhere local anymore, tragic ).

  • @grbadalamenti

    @grbadalamenti

    11 ай бұрын

    The simple math behind this is 1 for the cost, 1 for the taxes and 1 for the profit. And this is a fair spread.

  • @SuicideNeil

    @SuicideNeil

    11 ай бұрын

    @@grbadalamenti Oh, I get why pubs are so expensive compared to a supermarket- same reason why 'brick & mortar' high-street shops are more expensive than online shops. It's more a statement of principle; if you aren't interested in the 'atmosphere' or 'feel' of drinking in a pub, then the extra associated cost simply isn't worth it, makes far more sense and is much cheaper to buy booze elsewhere and drink at home/friends house etc.

  • @dominicfucinari1942

    @dominicfucinari1942

    11 ай бұрын

    Before I looked like I was 13 y.o., I overheard someone saying you could judge the quality of a bar by its bathroom. But if the door to it creaks like old steel in a deep cavern, it's usually a bad sign for what's beyond.

  • @russellconn
    @russellconn Жыл бұрын

    Is this the first time Roger has played two roles in one of his videos ? I think it is but I'm not sure, I certainly wasn't expecting Roger the waitress as funny as that was, and it was funny.

  • @nicholaslewis8594

    @nicholaslewis8594

    Жыл бұрын

    No, he’ll play the CEO of two separate companies while saying they’re basically the same person.

  • @TedEhioghae

    @TedEhioghae

    10 ай бұрын

    Men can't wear dresses/gowns. Women can't wear shorts. Men can't wear skirts. Women can't wear trousers/pants.

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Жыл бұрын

    Roger Horton never fails to bring a smile to my face.

  • @TedEhioghae

    @TedEhioghae

    10 ай бұрын

    Men can't wear dresses/gowns. Women can't wear shorts. Men can't wear skirts. Women can't wear trousers/pants.

  • @alexandermillar
    @alexandermillar Жыл бұрын

    We need a spin-off series of The Adventures of Waitress Roger

  • @mehmetgurdal

    @mehmetgurdal

    Жыл бұрын

    Tequila Roger :D

  • @Perririri

    @Perririri

    9 ай бұрын

    O'LGBTQ Roger

  • @indianlibertarian6925
    @indianlibertarian6925 Жыл бұрын

    The only thing that can stop my smoking(bidi) addiction is an honest ad by roger 😂😢😢

  • @sebastianacevedo9444
    @sebastianacevedo9444 Жыл бұрын

    Funny thing? I got an ad for alcohol when I clicked on this

  • @Inpreesme
    @Inpreesme Жыл бұрын

    Thank you, Roger

  • @Honest_Ads

    @Honest_Ads

    Жыл бұрын

    You're welcome.

  • @jantschierschky3461
    @jantschierschky3461 Жыл бұрын

    Those legs, blinding 😂

  • @Chesh89
    @Chesh89 Жыл бұрын

    I just got Rogered. I need a drink. Anyone have a cold yeast juice?

  • @mcv2178

    @mcv2178

    11 ай бұрын

    Um....do you know what getting rogered means? Ah well, with either meaning, it's good fun

  • @LiamWakefield
    @LiamWakefield Жыл бұрын

    Of course Adults could find something better to do than feel too old at a pub, they could stay in with a couple of store bought bottles and binge on Honest Ads.

  • @seekthevisceral
    @seekthevisceral Жыл бұрын

    If I'd ever gone astray before, Roger has forever recaptured my soul. Those legs. Yowza!

  • @ColdRunnerGWN
    @ColdRunnerGWN Жыл бұрын

    I didn't realize that Roger had a twin sister.

  • @ivanwilliams7413
    @ivanwilliams7413 Жыл бұрын

    Literally my job before we moved into a new building last month. We were an Irish pub that had a Taco Thursday.

  • @DorvellTStewart
    @DorvellTStewart Жыл бұрын

    “And at the furthest end of the block, we have Hortons Hip-Hop Hood, which we purposefully placed on the least frequented end of the street to keep black and other minority patrons as far away from our top-tier taverns as possible.” Surprised that wasn’t included in this honest ad. It isn’t exactly a secret that lots of establishments don’t want our business.

  • @RickMyBalls

    @RickMyBalls

    10 ай бұрын

    you can't walk a few more steps?

  • @alexisalexander9037
    @alexisalexander9037 Жыл бұрын

    Roger in a dress was epic acting!!! The shoes hilarious.

  • @josephloehr9617
    @josephloehr9617 Жыл бұрын

    In Roger We Trust, but I drink at home

  • @bobvella7228
    @bobvella7228 Жыл бұрын

    i don't drink but was thinking if i should give going to a bar a shot to socialize and get a virgin pinacolda, sweet potato dish, or dessert.

  • @richatdastkey3555
    @richatdastkey3555 Жыл бұрын

    OMG that sweet Caroline reference is REAL 😭

  • @darthauthorone6329
    @darthauthorone6329 Жыл бұрын

    Its great how Roger can keep knocking the content out.

  • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
    @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod Жыл бұрын

    Rodger in drag is something I didn't know I needed. LOL

  • @hummel6364
    @hummel63646 ай бұрын

    Man I'm 23 and I can already feel the changes in my body... doesn't help that I drank too much ever since I was 16... I mostly quit alcohol now though, only drinking maybe once a month, and maybe on holidays, instead of 2 times a week like I did before.

  • @obsessedwithguitars3157
    @obsessedwithguitars3157 Жыл бұрын

    I have a need. The name of that need? Roger. Thankfully, as a Roger junky, you guys are happy to provide my fix.

  • @melaniem9433
    @melaniem9433 Жыл бұрын

    Hey more of that Waitress Roger, please! Rowr Rowr!😂😂😂

  • @whodatboi2567
    @whodatboi2567 Жыл бұрын

    4:50 I've learned the hard way how there are very few ways to go out as an adult that doesn't require alcohol.

  • @macmcleod1188
    @macmcleod118811 ай бұрын

    Americans literally drink a fraction of what most European nations' citizens drink. Drinking is fun- specially introverts. But keep in mind he is right about the ridiculously high prices.

  • @tedparkinson2033
    @tedparkinson203311 ай бұрын

    Worked in a pub for a while... Concerning how accurate it is.

  • @facetiouslyinsolent8313
    @facetiouslyinsolent8313Ай бұрын

    This is hilarious. As someone who doesn't drink at all, I feel like I'm hearing my own words spoken back to me. This was right up there with the Smartwatch video. I love it!

  • @retramongolosupermil1768
    @retramongolosupermil17687 ай бұрын

    I think their next big hit is going to be "If bad friends were honest"

  • @grandmasterace4785
    @grandmasterace4785 Жыл бұрын

    Immune to hangovers...... I knew Roger has super powers.

  • @kristianshreiner6893
    @kristianshreiner689311 ай бұрын

    So happy they went back to the old formula, and let Roger soak up all the laughs and stage light 😎♥️

  • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield
    @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield Жыл бұрын

    "You might get stabbed for looking at the juke box the wrong way" 😂

  • @anghusmorgenholz1060
    @anghusmorgenholz1060 Жыл бұрын

    Hey this is what I do for a living. It is not our fault that our species has the urge to gather together at night and consume metabolic poison.

  • @CartoonMuse69
    @CartoonMuse69 Жыл бұрын

    Watching this make me want to support my local liquor store! Beer may be bad for you - but in today's world - it's necessary for us older folks. :)

  • @melaniem9433

    @melaniem9433

    Жыл бұрын

    I love weed. No calories, no hangover, no real side effects, no poison, smooth ride to calmsville. But you enjoy yours! 😄👍

  • @aodhanking2539

    @aodhanking2539

    Жыл бұрын

    You could also make your own at home, a white wash takes two weeks to get to 11 % alcohol with only white sugar and yeast. P.s. to the weed smoking comment, weed makes people in to a lazy fat a$$, "alcohol's a crutch" really captain herbal life, you just macrame'd your a$$ to the sofa and you are telling me that? Imean these people are so stoned they could eat kitty litter and " it's crunchy!". P.p.s I do both

  • @melaniem9433

    @melaniem9433

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aodhanking2539 😂😂😂👍👍✌🤘🤘

  • @melaniem9433

    @melaniem9433

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aodhanking2539 dude you should get paid to write comedy cuz that was good - you really had me for a minute!😂😂👍👍

  • @megrud

    @megrud

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@melaniem9433 or let the man drink. Not everyone enjoys weed and now that it's becoming more mainstream I assume we'll start hearing about possible allergens. SN: evenTHC isn't completey safe. Cannabis hyperemesis syndrome can happen over time to people who use heavily long term

  • @kerrygearin3910
    @kerrygearin3910 Жыл бұрын

    Love all your skits! Line by line this is hilarious. Gotta say you captured the accent much better for "Mary" that flirty colleen! 🤣

  • @TedEhioghae

    @TedEhioghae

    10 ай бұрын

    Men can't wear dresses/gowns. Women can't wear shorts. Men can't wear skirts. Women can't wear trousers/pants.

  • @jovalleau
    @jovalleau11 ай бұрын

    "Tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health" 😆😆😆

  • @goddardla
    @goddardla Жыл бұрын

    The image for Rockin' Roger's is literally Bob's Bar in Columbus, Ohio. I'm dead, I spent so much time there as a grad student 😂

  • @spydaman5684
    @spydaman5684 Жыл бұрын

    Roger is a life hack savior 👍🏻💯❤️

  • @Perririri

    @Perririri

    9 ай бұрын

    OK, 👍🏻 O"Boomer!

  • @ionbusman2086
    @ionbusman208611 ай бұрын

    Love it. Going sober was the greatest thing I ever done!

  • @ChristopherSibert
    @ChristopherSibert Жыл бұрын

    "Maybe we could play pool, do you have any change for the machine?" "Sure, although I'll be really surly about it for no good reason!" 🤣🤣

  • @jenniferbates2811
    @jenniferbates2811 Жыл бұрын

    This is my 21st year as a server. I maybe have 15 drinks a year. I never understood the idea of chemical crutches.

  • @curtiswhiteheadjr1322
    @curtiswhiteheadjr1322 Жыл бұрын

    It is what it is folks 🤷🏽‍♂️ Alcohol is thee deadliest of all drugs. Much respect Roger. 💯

  • @ImJustSaijan
    @ImJustSaijan Жыл бұрын

    Ahhhh bars.....where you can get away from the sad existence of drinking at home alone in the dark, and instead enjoy the atmosphere, and the company of a bunch of drunks who cant figure out whether to fight, f**k, or both. Damn life is good.

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas33311 ай бұрын

    This is why I drink alone at home

  • @mcsushi89
    @mcsushi899 ай бұрын

    "Tugging at the wobbly jenga blocks of long term health" is an amazing analogy. I'm 20, and I only started taking it actually seriously a few months ago.

  • @jasminecontreras7341

    @jasminecontreras7341

    5 ай бұрын

    Good job!! :)

  • @somewinner8229
    @somewinner8229 Жыл бұрын

    Next up: If Life Itself were Honest...

  • @loriki8766
    @loriki876611 ай бұрын

    Roger is hilarious AND his cast are incredible too! I feel like the rest of the cast doesn't get the recognition they deserve.

  • @TedEhioghae

    @TedEhioghae

    10 ай бұрын

    Men can't wear dresses/gowns. Women can't wear shorts. Men can't wear skirts. Women can't wear trousers/pants.

  • @loriki8766

    @loriki8766

    10 ай бұрын

    @@TedEhioghae Anyone of any gender can wear whatever they want.

  • @TedEhioghae

    @TedEhioghae

    10 ай бұрын

    @@loriki8766 Humans have free will. If you want to find yourself in Heaven after you die, you have to follow the commandments in the Bible.

  • @johnnytheyoungmaestro
    @johnnytheyoungmaestro11 ай бұрын

    One of my favorite shows recently is Bar Rescue, so I find it funny that this was recommended. Great job! :)

  • @hishealer
    @hishealer Жыл бұрын

    I loved the slainte toast to the "guest's" health, as I brought them big plates of deep fried everything. The work shirt asking, "What are you in the mood for?" was just icing on the cake.

  • @lepwis
    @lepwis Жыл бұрын

    Aaaaaand I'm happy I gave up booze

  • @playsomething4029
    @playsomething4029 Жыл бұрын

    Oh god I was *not prepared* for that version of Roger

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 Жыл бұрын

    In over a decade involved in bars, backing, tending,bouncing, i had met eight designated drivers. Drink "Responsibly"😂

  • @TravelGeeq
    @TravelGeeq8 ай бұрын

    "Tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long term health is worth it" That's just beautiful writing

  • @chrishetmanski1709
    @chrishetmanski1709 Жыл бұрын

    lol'd at the pizza order

  • @shannonwilliams7249
    @shannonwilliams724911 ай бұрын

    Great writing. Love the reboot. Very grateful.

  • @mrN3w7
    @mrN3w711 ай бұрын

    Came for the beer, stayed for the waitress... 😅😂

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever Жыл бұрын

    These are the bests skits of anything anywhere!

  • @fugithegreat
    @fugithegreat Жыл бұрын

    Finally, someone has expressed in words what I think of bars!

  • @stillhammered3060
    @stillhammered3060 Жыл бұрын

    As someone who is also immune to hangovers that recently hooked up with a middle aged woman that wants to hangout at a renovated Irish pub to eat expensive meat and cheese trays, I approve of this message. The wait to get to the mediocre sex part is killing me though.

  • @isiahs9312

    @isiahs9312

    11 ай бұрын

    Well it's been two weeks, how did it go?

  • @lovingdemon2932

    @lovingdemon2932

    11 ай бұрын

    smex is gay just massage each other.maker her squirt nah make her relax fart!(i have no clue what im saying my lawyer advised me to tell you im a vfirgo... or was it virgin.MIKES HARD LEMONADE !

  • @CordeliaWagner

    @CordeliaWagner

    11 ай бұрын

    Why don't you just go to a Sexrobot brothel?

  • @YurinanAcquiline

    @YurinanAcquiline

    11 ай бұрын

    Did you get laid?

  • @tappajaav

    @tappajaav

    9 ай бұрын

    It's been 2 months, do you still have to wait? Or did the waiting kill you?

  • @ktm42080
    @ktm4208011 ай бұрын

    I literally smiled through the entire episode. Love these videos!

  • @nikkiu4910
    @nikkiu491011 ай бұрын

    Watched this while having a beer... Perfect combo

  • @John.Not-Jack.Daniels
    @John.Not-Jack.Daniels Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit. How did I miss that this channel existed? I haven't seen Roger since Cracked died.

  • @sinistersweet5236
    @sinistersweet5236 Жыл бұрын

    Its an absolute sacrilege that this has so few views. I wish nothing but the best for you and your team Roger.

  • @jamesslick4790

    @jamesslick4790

    Жыл бұрын

    New channel, As more "Roger Horton" fans realize the Honest Ads have their own channel, It will "blow up".

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire Жыл бұрын

    Oh god.... not even two minutes in, and the server just took me out like Godzilla took out Tokyo. Roger doesn't just rule, Roger takes "rule" behind the shed and brutally dominates it, then drags it out and uses it as a sledgehammer to kneecap you right in the awesomeness.

  • @spencerlukay5809
    @spencerlukay5809 Жыл бұрын

    The cherry on top is the liquor ad that played directly afterwards.

  • @thes.a.s.s.1361
    @thes.a.s.s.1361 Жыл бұрын

    I love Roger, so hilarious!

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