Inside every old man is a young man wondering "what the hell happened?"

@Steve-ou8nw

2 жыл бұрын

The shock is real.

@potato1341

2 жыл бұрын

I think inside me is an old man saying "I just want peace and quiet, and some privacy"

@krofgninut5984

2 жыл бұрын

If I woke up in bed with an old man, id be wondering the same thing. Sorry, couldnt resist.

@freedapeeple4049

2 жыл бұрын

Truer words were never spoke. What the hell DID happen, anyway?

@user-zz8yi1lk5p

2 жыл бұрын

@@potato1341 i hear you, I hear you...

At my age, 68, getting lucky means I remember WHY I walked into the kitchen. 😁

@carlosherring7577

4 жыл бұрын

Go to the bathroom,can't remember why you went in there, so since you're already there, use it. Wash your hands and brush your teeth. THeRE,you have covered everything,til the next time. Lol, life is GREAT

@jcalpha2717

4 жыл бұрын

@Heny W I know, right!? There are those days though.

@pamelaturner7927

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@victoriamayo5774

4 жыл бұрын

JC Alpha me too

@owievisie

4 жыл бұрын

The youth already has problems with remembering why we came to the kitchen haha

I'm so old, I can remember the Cuban Missile Crisis. I'm so old, I can remember when gas was 35 cents per gallon. I'm so old I can remember if you wanted to call more than 100 miles you had to get the long distance operator. I'm so old, I can remember....uh....what were we talking about again?

@riverraisin1

3 жыл бұрын

We must have been discussing the weather or problems pooping. That's all us old people talk about :)

@denniswhalen6190

3 жыл бұрын

I remember all that and then some

@updownstate

3 жыл бұрын

I remember when gas was .289. And if we were good at the grocery store my mother gave us a penny for the gum machine. No good, no gum.

@AmericanActionReport

3 жыл бұрын

You can remember when gas was 35 cents a gallon? You must be a few years younger than I am. Around 1960, it was 24 cents a gallon.

@updownstate

3 жыл бұрын

I remember Kennedy's assassination. And the funeral. And Oswald's assassination.

I'm a cranky old guy,and I approve this message I recently came to the realization that we old farts are cranky simply because we've been dealing with non-stop crap for so long that we just can't take it any more

@annamossity8879

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly!

@djjeckel65

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm on that road trip too

@talonflame_brawlstars.7208

2 жыл бұрын

I think you guys have every right to be cranky. I couldn’t stand being treated like I can’t do anything for myself like you guys are. And also falling under the assumption that old people are just mad for no reason.

@ebonyrosedennin598

2 жыл бұрын

you put up with the BS this world throws at you for 60-70 + years and see how pissed off you are

@gsxrsquid

2 жыл бұрын

especially young people who act like we acted when we were their age and we realize what dumb shits we really were until we started into our 30's.

“....when things were better. Probably because you weren’t here.” LOL

@My0ldFr13nd

4 жыл бұрын

Things seemed better because they didn't care probably

@matteomuniz2433

3 жыл бұрын

That might be actually true. Imagine not having to live in a world with 7 fucking billion people

@glenncordova4027

3 жыл бұрын

We had polio and we liked it.

@ArsalanAFG-fo1yx

3 жыл бұрын

when things were better you were the annoying crazy youth of the time lol

@DaniloDanny77

3 жыл бұрын

Which is certainly, not probably false. Many problems we suffer nowadays started in his era, so it's more like their fault.

Actually I think the biggest source of crankiness is straight-up pain and physical limitatuons.

@lburns7952

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@vaderladyl

4 жыл бұрын

It is. That is how my father feels right now in his old age.

@minxella12

4 жыл бұрын

Or someone in or at the beginning of dementia.

@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506

4 жыл бұрын

He said that in the video.

@jennhoff03

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto.

While a student nurse of 19, an old claw of a hand gripped my arm and 80 yo voice croaked. 'Remember in the moment when they wake before they move, every old person is 27' Now 43 yrs later, living with a neuromuscular disease that has completely changed how my body works and how I live... I cherish that time when I wake before I move

@Dbb27

9 ай бұрын

Wow. Words of wisdom. One forgets until we look in the mirror.

As someone quickly becoming old (I'm 54) I realize there are so many more reasons old people are "cranky." Chronic pain, frustration, inability to do basic tasks easily, fear, having knowledge no one will listen too, knowing life is all downhill from here, people treating you like an imbecile or child - patronizing you, all the friends in your age group suffering and complaining or dying - the list goes on and on.

@kclarke2971

10 ай бұрын

I'd love to be 54 again, I was still full of hope, yes things changed, hearing sight, mobility, but 70 feels so much older than 50. I do miss it.

@johnnynbk

10 ай бұрын

It's not the number, it's thinking old that's deadly

@deeprollingriver52

9 ай бұрын

Boy. Are you wrong!

@Dbb27

9 ай бұрын

You’re still young enough to: Start a new career Fall in love Walk the Appalachian Trail Move to another country Get a new degree Pay off your house and put together good bankroll for retirement Live another forty years Get a dog or a cat and not worry about what will happen to it if you die before it does There ya go! Stop thinking old. You’re not there until you act like you are.

@fashionmaggie4139

8 ай бұрын

QHBPMGAD womens dibetic shoes are good choice for old people ! soft and comfortable professional shoes!

Roger stop telling people your name is Jack Hunter. You're Roger Horton damnit.

@readisgooddewaterkant7890

4 жыл бұрын

Horton is best

@ArikHarv

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yes

@misottovoce

4 жыл бұрын

Roger Horton is his role name...he really is Jack Hunter, the actor. And he is soooo good!

@babyfly4652

4 жыл бұрын

The Trump News Network right 😂😂🙅🏾‍♂️

@gameragedad8953

4 жыл бұрын

Seems the dementia is getting the best of him already lol

😂🤣 I'm 64 now and this is hysterical. I remember when l thought being 30 was old

@jesus-is-rad9684

4 жыл бұрын

Marie D. That's so awesome you remember that! I remember being 15 thinking how 30 is old... Now im almost 30... Idk.. I know im not.. But I one day will be... Im thankful for older people though for sure... Ive learned a lot from the people who were here before me. And when Im old... Ill still remember the old ways that I was taught from older people like you... Some old people... Tho they look old... Are young inside.... And you can literally almost picture the clock rewinding and seeing them young again

@ginaf2103

4 жыл бұрын

@@jesus-is-rad9684 that is so sweet and l am a young 64. Everyone think's I'm younger. You can learn so much from your elders l know that I did when I was young. You're a smart kid 🤗

@jesus-is-rad9684

4 жыл бұрын

@@ginaf2103 thank you!😊 so tell me 3 important things you've learned thus far..

@pollymuyt

4 жыл бұрын

30 is old!!

@jesus-is-rad9684

4 жыл бұрын

@@pollymuyt Polly is an old persons name.......

This is a truly wonderful video. Young people have no idea how things they take for granted will disappear: smooth skin, shiny hair, endless energy, deep sleep, sharp eyesight etc. thanks Granpa Jack! Make more of these important videos!

@beausheffield1895

Жыл бұрын

That's not entirely true. I'm 22 and I think about that happening to me all the time. My grandpa had Alzheimer's and I panic whenever I forget some ones name.

@NoHomerS

Жыл бұрын

I don't take it for granted, but I do relish in every one of those things as I persecute the fogeys for not having any of it.

@ahorsethatisnt3683

11 ай бұрын

​@@beausheffield1895Sorry to hear about your GPA. We used to make jokes about Alzheimer's back in the day but now we know it's no joke. We still joke about Old Timer's though. I never was good at names, myself, for as long as I can remember. Well, I mean... ,Take good care of your brain, eat right, sleep well, and maybe you'll beat the odds. Live healthy! And don't forget to pray! It doesn't sound scientific but there's evidence that it helps. Just not necessarily how you hoped.

@zuzanazuscinova5209

11 ай бұрын

Don't go out in the sun and your skin will not age like crap.

@ahorsethatisnt3683

10 ай бұрын

@@zuzanazuscinova5209 Maybe. There's a lot of other things that can cause your skin to get weird. All of your organs affect each other. When one goes bad, they all start going bad. Your skin is one of those organs, so it could be your heart, lungs, kidney, or liver that starts taking you down.

Sometimes, the crankiness is entertainment for us. I used to say I'd never be the angry old fart...... but the other night I yelled at a bunch of kids to get off my lawn and went back in the house and laughed about it for a good half hour. Putting that shocked look on those kids faces was the funniest shit ever. Old age is so much fun.

@cordeliaadams4898

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@user-td6wy7xe8s

11 ай бұрын

You win my punk rock points of the day!!!

@lorenanders702

11 ай бұрын

Do you drive a Gran Torino?😂

@Old_Sailor85

9 ай бұрын

You weren't holding a Garand while you were yelling at them, were you?

@facepalmdaily4404

9 ай бұрын

@@Old_Sailor85 I was holding a beer. We live in Texas. It seemed a fitting choice for the character I was pretending to be. LOL

When I was young... we used to say "don't trust anyone over 30" Now that I'm older it's, "don't trust anyone at all".

@traekas7228

4 жыл бұрын

Sweetness and Light, I remember that saying! I think it was used more by my older Sister’s age group and by those lucky ppl who got to be at Woodstock (the original), than it was for me and my peers. I think my Sister was the first person to ever tell me that. 🥰 “Don’t ever trust anybody over 30!” May have been around the time of tanned women/girls wearing white lipstick. An ex of mine, 13 years older, was actually lucky enough to be in SF, CA, in the Haight/Ashbury, during the Summer of Love. The time of the Flower 🌺 Children. As a little one, an adult once asked me the usual question. What do ya wanna be when, etc, etc. You know the drill. My answer, without any hesitation at all, “A Hippy.” Lol 😂!! I must’ve been such a joy to my folks.

@marysunshine4730

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sephangelo4603

4 жыл бұрын

I trust people that over 30, but not those that are 50. Old people need to stop being so cranky over disobedience that is subjective.

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

I've always thought to myself, "Don't trust anyone at all." To be honest, I have no idea if that's just my anxiety talking or because I was raised by an alcoholic mother who made it difficult for me to trust people in general. I respect people until they start disrespecting me, but I still have trust issues, and I'm almost 28.

@user-oc3zl1vw2p

3 жыл бұрын

@@sephangelo4603 jokes on you my dad's 52 and the best person I've ever met. He's got 7 kids (6 being under 10) best dad ever 😊

I love that old man damnit.

@cedcole702

7 жыл бұрын

He is only annoying because he is right.

@robertkluck1510

7 жыл бұрын

Jack moreno agreed

@DarkenedSpell

7 жыл бұрын

Ok. Please elaborate instead of just saying "not accurate".

@robertkluck1510

7 жыл бұрын

***** IKR, it pisses me off when people say stuff like that

@rs-gh5jl

7 жыл бұрын

What does he get wrong. (citation please)

I'm 75 and still happy. My kids are finally growing up (sort of, they are in their 40's) and realize ol' Dad was right all along. That's the best part, knowing all your advice along the way wasn't wasted.

@annettedavis94

Жыл бұрын

I loved reading your message. It makes me think about my father. Unfortunately he passed away about a year ago, I miss him so much these days. I realize more and more every day how much I am like him, not just looks, he gave such good advice I use every day, the last two years of his life I would visit him two or three times a week. I would bring him food (I'm a chef so fresh lasagna, fried chicken, soup from scratch, pineapple upside down cake, German chocolate cake etc.)I would also bring him smokes and a couple beers . I loved just talking to him. He was one of my favorite people and I told him that when I was about to leave along with I love you. I was such a daddies girl. I feel blessed to have had those last two years of memories with him.Im in my forties by the way. Have a wonderful weekend and new year.

To tell you the truth as a young person I never thought I would be laughing so hard at getting roasted and educated at the same time LOL. Still I'm very grateful for this video so thanks a lot cheers.

Grey pride! We're old, we're tired, get off our lawn!!

@nicklewis470

5 жыл бұрын

Bahaha

@ronaldmharrison7137

5 жыл бұрын

YES !

@evetsnitram8866

5 жыл бұрын

I"m 61 and I'm nothing like this guy. Maybe in 20 years or so.

@ToddtheExploder

5 жыл бұрын

keeranimal8 Yer darn tootin’, little missie!

@jeffreymarye9474

5 жыл бұрын

We're old youngster, Get Over It!!!!

"You're smelling the Depression, the real one..." 🤣🤣🤣

@johntapp3311

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm sure that's an exaggeration. Body chemistry changes as we get older, and we need to find soaps and deodorants to accommodate this change.

@dustinolvey8877

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody alive today lived in the Depression.

@randyc5650

5 жыл бұрын

Those in their 90s were kids. Those in the 100s were teen agers. Give or take a little.

@lindaforgiarini3740

5 жыл бұрын

@@dustinolvey8877 You're kidding me with that comment, right? The "Great Depression" as they called it began in 1929. My mother was born in 1920, so she was 9 years old when the depression began. She is 98 years old now. However, a person born between 1929 and 1938 (when economists say the depression ended) would be between 80 to 89 years old now. They were alive during the depression, and they are in their 80's now. Yes, people in their 80's are still alive. Maybe do a little math before you post? Just sayin'.

@jeffreymarye9474

5 жыл бұрын

@@dustinolvey8877 just because you don't know someone in there 90s doesn't mean they don't exist

I'm only cranky because of two things: Time and gravity.

@gilgameshofuruk4060

3 жыл бұрын

Not enough of the first and too much of the second.

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

When you notice all the same crap going on as the elderly do, you don't have to be old to get a little cranky. Agreed, fuck both time and gravity, too. Time only makes you grow older and gravity only kills you quicker.

@Laura-Yu

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should get to know them... study physics

@crocoshark4097

2 жыл бұрын

Gravity is an asshole.

@graphenepyromaniac2446

2 жыл бұрын

@@Laura-Yu What?

Jack, this was perfect. Getting older is a blessing but….the thing I love most is stating exactly what is on your mind at any given moment and watching the faces of the shocked people that hear you. We’ve lived long enough to know a lot of Ish, had a lot of experiences and have earned the right to say and do EXACTLY what we want, the rest be damned.🤣🤣🤣

@jaydickey1049

11 ай бұрын

I'm old and don't agree, you should always try to treat others like you want to be treated.

@detectivefiction3701

9 ай бұрын

So, in other words, you use your age as an excuse to be rude?

Seems like the longer I live, the older I get. Does anyone else have this problem?

@peterpiper482

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and "the older I get,the better I was" also fits???

@catrionamacfarlane4949

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@carlosherring7577

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@seankrueger3848

4 жыл бұрын

Lynn Baker everyone does

@nerowolfe736

4 жыл бұрын

The older I get, the faster I get older. "Over the hill" really means "accelerating down the other side!"

Life begins at 70....I'm 75 and so far so good. I care a little less about how my hair looks and more about how I feel, a little less about what others think of me and more about what I think of myself, and although I have been blessed with good genes and have no illness nor pains, I regret that I still have sooooo much yet to learn and less time to learn it.

@dawnmasters3246

5 жыл бұрын

I love your spirit!

@mimireuser5383

5 жыл бұрын

But you’re gonna die in 20 years

@patrickjenkins9167

5 жыл бұрын

@@mimireuser5383 🥀 Sweetheart it's NEVER a good idea too simply try and "predict" when someone else is going to die. It's unwise on several levels. Hopefully you'll be around LONG ENOUGH to understand that one day. (S.F.)

@MastaSmack

5 жыл бұрын

People tell themselves whatever they want to hear to make themselves feel better, even if it isn't true...Life begins when you're born, and ends when your 27...then you just cling on...

@DmitriyLaktyushkin

5 жыл бұрын

MastaSmack Yeah if you trash yourself with drugs and alcohol thats the prognosis. Good thing that exercise, healthy diet, active mind and a tiny bit of luck with genetics can keep you going for.. well my grandparents are more alive right now than I suspect you to be.

The part about being in fight mode reminds me of a story a teacher told me of when he was younger and almost got into a fight with an old man and the old man warned him something along the lines of. "Just remembered I'm old , I have nothing to lose and don't care so you may beat me, may even kill me. But I'll be sure you never forget this fight because I will take somthing from you. Might be an eyeball , might be a testicle but I will take somthing"

@csmphotography

2 жыл бұрын

You may win but I am going to the hospital. You see, I am a senior citizen and there are special penalties for hurting senior citizens. So you will be going to jail where there is a big man that needs a date tonight. Still want to fight?

@reddye6

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the old man was a "Henry Fool" fan. kzread.info/dash/bejne/YpWVucGPfbDHYqg.html

@cojin01

2 жыл бұрын

i would just apologize, hug them and cry... for i know i will be like him/her...

Getting old means I have accumulated some useful experience, knowledge and wisdom, which is the whole point of living a long time. My most important message to young people is: "It really pays off in the long run, if whenever possible, you try not to be an arsehole".

@demonkingbadger6689

3 жыл бұрын

In my 40s, i find myself thinking Damn, i wish my 20 year old could have figured that out.

@KantiKane

3 жыл бұрын

If you vote republican you have no right to demand others not be assholes.

@metronorthwtrain1452

2 жыл бұрын

@@KantiKane politics in general. Why differentiate? Live long enough and you'll figure it out. Or not.

@cojin01

2 жыл бұрын

thanks... good advice, really... we all like to think its our right to be an arsehole to everyone and i try not to be one anymore... it is difficult cause modern people praise that...

@magikjoe3789

2 жыл бұрын

I have developed a new religion based entirely on this philosophy. Join us!

B-but that's Roger...

@jaypritchett6846

8 жыл бұрын

thats what i said!

@d.e.b.b5788

8 жыл бұрын

Hey, he's old, he forgot his username.

@davemarx7856

8 жыл бұрын

😐 😲 Where the f*** is Roger!

@danieltaylor5371

7 жыл бұрын

roger who? Guess i haven't watched enough barely undull videos

@danieltaylor5371

7 жыл бұрын

oh. foot in mouth. seems to happen a lot

When my 18 yr. old Daughter calls me old, I just tell her "I take comfort in knowing that you will be here one day too"

@1Skorpia

4 жыл бұрын

Rub it in ✊

@justme2423

4 жыл бұрын

If she's lucky!

@aimliard2276

4 жыл бұрын

Savage

@anamalia4567

4 жыл бұрын

If she's lucky, she'll be old one day

@cz2301

4 жыл бұрын

My grandma once challenged me when i called her old, and i was like 10yo. She said if you live enough, one day you,ll be old like me. On spot.

I've noticed many changes as i've aged. At 19 i watched Home Alone and thought it was a funny festive film. Now, at 48, i'm wondering how such a dysfunctional family could afford a house the size of Rhode Island on an estate the size of Alabama 🤔

@EmilyKresl

2 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid my mom would always ask what the McAllister's "do" (job wise) to be able to afford a trip to Paris on Christmas for such a huge family 🤣 and I still don't know the answer.

@sakiezekiel2572

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 24 and I agree 😂

@debra1363

10 ай бұрын

In Chicago!

“When things were better because you weren’t here yet” 😂

This guy ROCKS!!! I can't stop laughing at his Sarcasm in all his videos!😂😂😂

@CheatPotionMaker

4 жыл бұрын

right???

@TCt83067695

4 жыл бұрын

@@CheatPotionMaker a true legend

@anotherhole

4 жыл бұрын

I like when he says, wrong again.

I'm 17 and loved this. . . definitely will be more understanding of old people now

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

I'm almost 28, but I've understood the elderly for as long as I can remember.

@virginagobetz4756

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerinablais6623 Well isn't that just special!

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

@@virginagobetz4756 why do I feel like you're being sarcastic?

@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342

4 жыл бұрын

Meh... Easy come easy go... Young = you can't drive, can't drink, no one takes you seriously, you're dumb, you have no money, finding a job is harder... Old = body falling apart, bored and tired of a lot of stuff, life getting more complex... Young = better looking, have more energy, got a future to look forward to and shape... Old = Smarter, more respected, more freedom... A lot of what I said has exceptions... For example some 60 year olds are hot as hell some how still. While some 20 year olds could have eaten less cake lol. Take the good with the bad lol.

@virginagobetz4756

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerinablais6623 Ya think?

Old Lady Smell: Lavender and Moth Balls Old Man Smell: Sweat, Mildew and Old Spice.

There's the saying "don't mess with old people, the term 'life sentence' doesn't carry the weight it used to".

The depression, the real one - the Great one! Because back in our day even the worst things were still great. 😂😂😂😂

@rodriguezmontes8242

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck I played it back like 5 times bro and still fuck what a good part. Nowadays, these kiddos do not know what is real depression.

@versatyle253

4 жыл бұрын

Segregation was great? Dang

@donaldbryan1521

4 жыл бұрын

​Well, @@versatyle253, Lib/Dem/Progs want segregated dorms and segregated graduation ceremonies, so I guess there was something great about it. Don't ask me what, b/c I'm a Republican - the party that fought and bled to end slavery in America.

@jilliansmith7123

4 жыл бұрын

Versa Tyle: the term "great" means "very large" as well as "really super" and even "super" can mean "very large." it doesn't necessarily mean "good" at all.

@TCt83067695

4 жыл бұрын

@@donaldbryan1521 but you're still a republican today tho? Yikes

The anger part is absolutely true lol,i'm 44 now and the older i get the less i give AF about other people's opinions or even their company and it feels great not being obsessed about other people's oppinions about me or if they like me 😂

@traekas7228

4 жыл бұрын

Carina Van Staden, Yeah, I remember before I finally decided to graduate from that people pleasing/fit in with everyone else place in my life. It was very freeing. And I did the same thing after turning 50. Sometimes, it can lead to feeling lonely, but mostly it feels good. And I’m proud of myself for saying it like it is, man. I don’t, so much, see that as anger. For me, its a new way to take care of myself. Its almost like standing up for myself for the first time,...ever. I’ve stood up for me, before. Especially in my early 20s. It was good for me, then. And its gotten better, since. I’ve always been kind of a Loner. Bothers me some. A lot, sometimes. But, at almost 60 years old, and with all that’s going on in the World politically, and the Climate Crisis (or Emergency) already here,...Who TH knows?? Its not so bad getting older, C. But finding a safe place to be, might be quite difficult once you get there. Good luck 🍀, Carina.

@janetholzlohner6578

4 жыл бұрын

Very very true

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

The irony is that I never cared about anyone's opinion of me but my own, and I'm almost 28. I don't think it's normal for a high school student to not give a damn about what anyone thinks of her. Then again, I was always the rarity who never follows trends. I end up getting into something that's currently popular just as the popularity is starting to fade away. Webkinz is a good example of something that stopped being popular just as I started collecting them.

@chrisj197438

4 жыл бұрын

Carina Van Staden Yep the older I get the more I realize that everything is bullshit

@silencedknight

4 жыл бұрын

Carina wanted to ask you. Social media has been toxic and it’s expedited the process to me not giving AF about superficial feelings or what’s the new in. Thoughts on this?

I freaking love elderly people. My grandpa fought the veitnam war and he has so many stories to tell, that I can just listen for hours. None of us understand the struggles these people have gone through in their life so it’s best to just respect your elders, after all you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for them, literally. Not to mention my grandma was in the height of African American discrimination, she marched with Martin Luther king to make a stand against racial discrimination. Old people have the most majestic and awe inspiring stories to tell, all because they were brave enough to take part in things like racial rights movements or wars. This shows that we also need to take a stand on things like war, racism and fighting climate change and the extinction of earths beloved species. If you guys don’t like hearing how terrible our generation is than we should start taking a stand too.

@franciscocruzjr5721

9 ай бұрын

I live in Florida. One of the southern states where equal rights for all goes to DIE. Even history is being rewritten. If this continues our future generations will think that the SOUTH won the civil war.

"You smell depresion ... not that one the real one, the great one" - Hilarious "Back in our time even the worst things were great" - Genious

Best thing about getting older is that you don’t give a shit about almost everything.

@WarHawk-

4 жыл бұрын

Best thing about getting older is that you don't have to prove yourself to anyone.

@mirjanamilosavljevic4261

4 жыл бұрын

@wO we all start saying since the moment we were born

@mirjanamilosavljevic4261

4 жыл бұрын

@wO we all start dying from the moment we were born

@mirostanimirov8952

4 жыл бұрын

AMEN

@seankrueger3848

4 жыл бұрын

Now I would say ok boomer but your not saying shit about ”younger people are so much dumber“ (when younger people are actually smarter)

Aging is all the rage man! Everyone is doing it

@khuszar6778

4 жыл бұрын

Riverflyswatter S lol

@TheYankeeBuckeye

4 жыл бұрын

I actually googled this comment to see what I'd find. No memes, no cutsie wall decor, no t-shirts... You need to market this phrase!

@M0rdFustang

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheYankeeBuckeye absolute genius

@uldisbergvalds1

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, literally everyone is doing it Even food and plants! lol

@denisandras2022

4 жыл бұрын

Except for unvaxxinated kids

My grandma did the hoarding thing; every closet and drawer in her house was filled to the brim with all sort of things; old letters, newspapers, clothing, broken stuff, just everything you could think of. Even now, a lot of the stuff she collected over her life is still crowding the house, though now it's topped with our junk as well.

@zuzanazuscinova5209

11 ай бұрын

Yikes

@lucysphotosfromar

9 ай бұрын

She probably feels like I do. I worried about getting everything sorted and thrown away. Now at 79 ....... Ok when I die I pity the poor person I leave my house to, they have to sort and clean all this crap and take it to the dump.

Man, I am terrified of getting old. Weakening, breaking down and forgetting things. The fact I will die, likely in a degrading way and have to face the oblivion of a conciousness death.

"Most likely because you weren't here yet." Hahahahaha! :)

Love the comment about smell. My grandmother hoarded plants, and I always thought she smelled nice. Which she did, she always smelled like a garden.

@DrJoySmithMaxwell

5 жыл бұрын

good idea; saving that one for the future... Garden Scent or is it Garden SENT... LOL!

@judithslone6472

5 жыл бұрын

That's so sweet. :)

@AngelaGWillis

5 жыл бұрын

What a lovely memory of your grandmother!

@DesoloSubHumus

5 жыл бұрын

My in-laws hoarded moldy Christmas decorations, diesel-soaked stacks of 25-lb. bags of sugar, blasting caps, rifles and handguns, bullets, gunpowder, shell casings, flour from the 1800's with dead weevils, urine-soaked dog beds, cat hair covered blankets, brown-stained underwear, jeans, and muumuus (from all the years of claiming laundry should only be done once every 6 months and baths/showers should only be taken once every year or two), and leaky car batteries. They smelled like a combination of urine, feces, rotten cantaloupe, and spoiled milk. They were both cranky, but now one is cranky and the other is dead. On the other hand, my grandparents smelled like fresh beets, cornfields, and strawberries. In our family, we always blamed our grandparents wrinkles on the fact that they were nearly always happy and smiling - in part because they ate such a good diet (hence the smell they had), and in part because us younger members of the family enjoyed visiting more often, which in turn was because my grandparents were pleasant to be around and because they always made dinner out of whatever we picked from the garden. I'm not saying anyone should be vegan, or even that my grandparents were vegan. They did, however, avoid TV dinners, candy, chips, excessive sugar, excessive salt, excessive grease, and cheap, fatty cuts of meat. They stuck to lean meats with the fat trimmed and fresh-picked veggies and fruits. It really is all about those early life choices. If you feel the need to hoard, hoard useful things and things that smell good, especially plants.

@furrtakuXD

5 жыл бұрын

I thought your grandma smelled nice too.

Thanks, Roger, just added hard candy to the shopping list. "Come at me, bro." I can punch, but if you hit me, I'm over 65, that's elder abuse.

"Back in the day, even the worst things were still GREAT." lol

I'm 66 and I look at the bright sides of getting old, No need for Weather forecast: it's all in our bones and joint , No need to eat so often: we're still digesting breakfast. No need to clean up the mailbox of junk mail: they don't offer us anything anymore. Who needs a clock ? not me. Can't sleep ? so what, no time to lose. My house and car are paid for. Thank god for dentistry , I still have all my teeth holding precariously. Taste buds are fading away ? well, there's IPA beer with a lot of Hops. Can't remember something ? so what, no babies to forget in a hot car. Your young neighbours got 2 babies in a row and are happy about it ? you just smile thinking about what's coming up later on. Be happy ! getting old is not that bad.

@doeidahousa3041

4 жыл бұрын

Magnus Sirius: Thank you for making me laugh at what you wrote. True, so true.

@oppositereality3792

4 жыл бұрын

Almost 69.

@CT-yc4gd

4 жыл бұрын

This fills me with hope. I feel like I've become acutely aware of the years ticking by as I become 36 in the next month.

@tonymp

4 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to retire and your comment just makes me want it that much more

@Karma-zp7pb

4 жыл бұрын

This delights me, I’m glad such positivity still exists with some people😊

What? Wait you're not Jack you said you were Roger! All this time. You lied to me. I trusted in you Roger.

@kolindunn6194

8 жыл бұрын

don't trust anyone over 30

@BobCloninger

8 жыл бұрын

Wrong again - don't trust anyone under 30. Ever.

@thesaltybeard1793

7 жыл бұрын

Wrong again. Don't trust anyone. Ever.

@Thermalions

7 жыл бұрын

+Brian A I guess you've been rogered.

@Zephaniah700

7 жыл бұрын

He's Jack Roger, obviously.....

"...well, for what will likely be a theme here, you're wrong." LMFAO

This is without a doubt one of the funniest, and yet one of the truest, videos I have ever seen. Yes, I was alive during the Great Depression and WWII Seems like it was only yesterday. And, you are right. I do not give a damn about what is going on today.

You forgot about one of the most known stereotypes from old people. They say whatever comes into their minds regardless of what anyone may think of them. Because old people finally realised that "keeping appearences" is a fu@%$in waste of their precious time left. And THAT is the fu@#%en reason why, from now on, this is my favorite KZread channel.

@billolsen4360

5 жыл бұрын

hmfernandes1 You're right, can't believe what a phony I was when I was younger & what paper thin values I had.

@leslie50heshy

5 жыл бұрын

Im

@maximuscomfort

5 жыл бұрын

I lucked out and knew my limitations oily.

@LtDan-gt6vz

5 жыл бұрын

I'm 27, and I'm already there.

@dba2605

5 жыл бұрын

wrong ..thats a young persons stereo type where through lack of life exp they dont know when to keep their mouths shut...nice try3

To sum all this up, the older I get the less I give a fuck what you think. It's kind of freeing.

@tixeright9120

8 жыл бұрын

yeah, getting old is pretty sweet up until when everything that still works, hurts. Which is why we all need to band together, both republican and democrat, and legalize that weed.

@mojojim6458

8 жыл бұрын

You're exactly right.

@goofyfoot2001

8 жыл бұрын

I need a concubine.

@comfortouch

8 жыл бұрын

@goofyfoot2001 Where are you located? 'cause I need a sugar daddy.

@goofyfoot2001

8 жыл бұрын

+comfortouch problem is i dont have much sugar

Most accurate, even 7 years later. 😂 Thanks Jack

On my 30th birthday, my brother-in-law's 80 year old mother heard me say, "I could swear it was only yesterday that I was 20." She guffawed loudly and replied "Get used to it. It happens every ten years from now on."

This is SOOOOO dam funny. I couldn't stop laughing XD

@voltaicdrake5968

8 жыл бұрын

+BanditIncorporated I still need to check out part 2 of your Revenge of the Sith video. Guess now's a good a time as ever.

@wyattf.3837

8 жыл бұрын

Hi I commented here so one of my few fans could say something about my channel so that you could come to my Channel and subscribe so I can gain a bigger fan base from other bigger more successful channels!

@BanditIncorporated

8 жыл бұрын

Wyatt Fenlason Also cos I cant be bothered to log out and log in again with a different account

@udunknow2172

8 жыл бұрын

+BanditIncorporated it isn't

@wyattf.3837

8 жыл бұрын

BanditIncorporated I guess that works :)

at 64, I'm grumpy because everything hurts.

@mxmeseeks

5 жыл бұрын

Sophie Robinson I'm 23 and at the same stage

@jsgehrke

5 жыл бұрын

Inflammation.

@hdanielnoble3671

5 жыл бұрын

Ain't THAT the truth!

@miriambucholtz9315

5 жыл бұрын

Meat, shmeat. When I die, I'm going to find the ancestor who gifted me with this damned arthritis, and I'm going to kick his ass all over the afterlife for it.

@julianskinner3697

5 жыл бұрын

Meats fine stop eating sugar

"I'm so old that today, for me, shooting up means the enema bag!!" - Rodney Dangerfield

My body is 67, but my mind hasn't caught up yet.😂

Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

@pamelaturner7927

4 жыл бұрын

Grow old with me for the best is yet to be.

@nerowolfe736

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas AND Browning? This comment section is taking a great literary turn. And if you don't know who THEY are, well, OK illiterate Millenial - read a book!

@cathyt144

4 жыл бұрын

but" i heard a fly buzz when i died. ahhh the insignificance of it all. ......

@meagiesmuse2334

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerowolfe736 - Thank you, thank you, thank you! This comment made my cranky, old, miserable day. :-)

@42roadsforman44

3 жыл бұрын

@@pamelaturner7927 ' ... two branches of one tree' I love this song. Simple pure sentiment of loving someone.

I'll be 70 in a few months. Sounds old right now, until I turn that age. Then 80 will sound old. But as long as I can enjoy projects in and out of the home, laugh, move, study, read, enjoy folks, aging can be quite enjoyable!

@originalbillyspeed1

5 жыл бұрын

Age doesn't hold us back, we do. Keep enjoying life.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

5 жыл бұрын

@@originalbillyspeed1 well, it does to the extent that it takes an older person forever to learn a new skill (such as learning an instrument).

@originalbillyspeed1

5 жыл бұрын

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 That's just hurdles to overcome.

@jimbonsf

5 жыл бұрын

HELLA right on, Karen. I'm 64 and I remember thinking turning 40, then 50, and then 60 would be something other than the normal changes. I like this guy and his well-delivered wit.

@maggierezac5820

5 жыл бұрын

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Really? First of all, you never, ever put the words "older person" & "forever" in the same sentence! Because it is redundant & silly. Like the email I recently got for "Burial Funds" {insurance crap} & "Cheap Dental Implants"...um...because??? Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is silly? Chronologically I am "only" 57 but I feel like I'm 97 & have now outlived both my father {dead at 45} & older brother {dead at 55} so Whoopie! Back to your OP of learning new skills. I can honestly say that after my keyboard took a royal shit on me a few months ago, I am now fluent in Emoji!! 🤣🤘🔥 Oh look, Rob Zombie just dropped a new video! Gotta run! ✌💨

I'm at the age where my back goes out more than I do.

My only complaint about old people is when they resent me for knowing things, not being scared of minorities, not being obsessed with my looks while I have them, and being farther from deteriorative death.

@hungrytoaster9933

2 жыл бұрын

I like this comment

@FHSBlackSwarm

2 жыл бұрын

Emphasis on "resent me for knowing things." It's also odd to see a dark old person hate themselves and other dark people. They have their generation to blame for that self hate

@mozzarellakrunccy5655

2 жыл бұрын

@@FHSBlackSwarm Yep that's my family

@FHSBlackSwarm

2 жыл бұрын

@@mozzarellakrunccy5655 I'm so sorry. Not the entire family but the oldest in our immediate is that way. The dark grandchildren do not receive any love 😒

@DanaTheInsane

2 жыл бұрын

Funny, I'm old ad resent young people for assuming I DON'T know things. One more little shitass asks me "Do you know how to use a computer?" When I was building them when his dad was in Jr High I'm getting the beat stick.

According to this video I must be mostly an old person, I miss everything about my Grandma, Grandfathers, Gramma & my Grams....I wouldn’t have wanted to change a single thing about all the time I was lucky enough to spend with them. Older people are treasures that should be pampered & given all the love one can as they have more wisdom in their pinky than most young people have. I really miss the classy, intelligent people who loved me so much that you would think that life would come screeching to a halt without me, only selfish jerks feel this way!!!

@luvbeinghiswife1148

4 жыл бұрын

Whew, this brought tears to my eyes....both mine and my husband's Grandparents are gone now. We would give anything to have one more day with them.

@caitlincunningham8354

4 жыл бұрын

This is such a beautiful comment🤗💗💕

@karaa7595

4 жыл бұрын

Someone obviously didnt come from a dysfunctional family. Toxic parents grow even more foul with age. It will be a relief when mine are dead.

@pamelaturner7927

4 жыл бұрын

Loves my Gparents too.Happy,loving memories.Still

I like this dude, he looks like a sinister Art Linkletter.

@kellymcnichols5240

4 жыл бұрын

THE DARK SIDE OF THE ART! 😄😄😄

@ArizonaWillful

4 жыл бұрын

I have a true story about Art Linkletter. I worked in a large business park in San Ramon, California. 7000 employees worked in this sleek huge building owned by AT&T. One day this limo pulls up at the front entrance and Art Linkletter steps out. He stomps into the building and DEMANDS to see top management and to be given a tour of the facility. I can only assume that he invested in AT&T Stock and thought he owned the place. Well, this was a building for worker ants, not the King or Queen. All the top brass were in a highrise in downtown San Francisco, not out in the sticks with us. So the receptionist didn't have a clue who to reach. Art became very impatient and began yelling at the poor entrance level (a pun?) receptionist. A middle management guy passing by from the cafeteria intervened and said he would take Art on a tour, but Art was in full fury. No middle management guy was good enough for the great Art Linkletter! He stomped out of the building in a rage and drove away, promising to call the CEO of AT&T and make heads roll. So much for nice guy Art Linkletter. One thing not mentioned in this video is that a sadly large number of older people get dementia. I think Art's absurd actions could be related to this.

@billolsen4360

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArizonaWillful Yes, we had a neighbor who came down with that in his 70's. bought a new Cadillac & drove it to the nearby US Army Weapons Arsenal base, demanding to be let in. Could have easily gotten shot, but the MP Captain recognized the condition & called local paramedics.

@boxadorsrus5991

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArizonaWillful On a serious note: 50% of all people over age 85 have dementia. For more information, there are a lot of channels about dementia on KZread.

@cherylkroot1101

3 жыл бұрын

Who? Jus' kiddin' I'm 66 and know!

The great thing about being old is, you aren't dead. You just feel like it.

You missed one, Pops. Public farting. My grandmother used to do it. Happened all the time when she hit 80. She just didn’t give a damn. One time, we were in an elevator at the hospital for one of her checkups and every time that thing beeped for a floor, she farted. Damn near killed us all. All the way up to the 10th floor! And then she wanted to know how come I didn’t flirt with that nice nurse that was next to her stretcher. 🤣 Jesus! 🤦‍♂️

@easydiddit

11 ай бұрын

Did she fart in church? Middle of a stuffy serman would of been excellent.

some older folks eat hard candy because the chewy stuff pulls out their dentures.

@drippingwax

7 жыл бұрын

I lost a crown to Starbursts. I should have stuck to hard candy! Well, sticking was the problem...

@olddoggeleventy2718

7 жыл бұрын

well idk....idon't do either they both stick to my dentures......ever seen a dog or cat trying to eat peanut butter? ther eyou go....lol

@miamiwendigo

6 жыл бұрын

I love hard candy you now those like red wrapped candy with no name that look like butterscotch that's shits good

@ah5721

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking! Taffy gets stuck!

His name is jack? Plot twist this is Future Jack O'Brian

@blacklespaul01

8 жыл бұрын

+Jamal Nuh That's impossible, that would require jack O'Brian to grow a pair

@stormyj14

8 жыл бұрын

+blacklespaul01 well old Jack.. is just Cranky Jack... so he would have had some time to sprout a pair.....

@rabbitracer79

8 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT

@_Acala

8 жыл бұрын

me: "Take a snickers" Jack: "why should I, can't taste it anyway!" me: "you become an old man when you're hungry"

This still 4yrs later has my dude and I hysterical! 🤣Great laugh!!

damn, I almost spent 1/5th of my life already, time flies by so quickly

Memory is the 2nd thing to go when you get older. I can't remember what the first thing is!!

@jdenino6022

5 жыл бұрын

Eyesight. presbyopia sets in at around age 40 - 50.

@senjugold6977

5 жыл бұрын

@@jdenino6022 /r wooooooosh

@ronaldmharrison7137

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@jeannebouwman1970

5 жыл бұрын

But in the best /r woosh way possible

@dustinolvey8877

5 жыл бұрын

Your dick!

Best Old Person On The Planet

@saabmarine4901

6 жыл бұрын

Grrrio I agree

When I was in HS, me and a friend figured these things about the elderly ourselves and the result was us always getting along better with adults versus our peers.

I hit 50 recently and am now the lady handing out butterscotch candies to coworkers. 😂😂😂

"Your bodies not done with you yet" First line and I'm already lol'ing.

Worst thing for me is on the inside looking out You feel a hell of a lot younger than you look ,but yes your body betrays you

@crusindc5282

4 жыл бұрын

Neil: Met a woman in her 80s once who had no wrinkles on her face. Her neck was wrinkled but not her face. I asked her what face cream she used. She said Vaseline.

@42roadsforman44

3 жыл бұрын

Like when you meet someone who is your age or even younger than you by a few years(but you don't know it yet) and you think wow this person looks old... Only to find out they are thinking the same thing about you.

@JohnsonKayla12

3 жыл бұрын

Branch 4 probably genetics.

@elcruzer5514

3 жыл бұрын

@@crusindc5282 My mom's 88 no wrinkles on her face. Always to my horror used Vaseline, a petroleum product. Her skin is nice.

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

It still most likely sucks more to be a cranky old man stuck in a young man's body. Go figure.

I remember when safe sex meant not getting caught by their parents..

I turn 65 next year. The only one retiring next year is "the nice guy". I'm done with that f'kr. "Come at me bro!" LOL, hilarious.

Whew. Never imagined id laugh my ass off while being roasted so hard

@glittersparkles1526

4 жыл бұрын

Neither did I and being educated all the while

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this didn't feel like a roast to me. I'm almost 28, but I physically feel old because of my joints cracking nearly all the time and because I love hard candy.

@Fr_OE

3 жыл бұрын

Haha young people bad and stupid funny jokr

My grandma has always smelled really good. She smells like the detergent that she washes her and my grandpas clothes in. And as a kid I always remember her smelling like night cream because after a bath she puts it on. Hugging her is nice because her house coats are soft and she always smells clean, like soap. Idk there’s something about smelling clean without putting perfume on. I hate perfume (as a 21 yo female millennial). It’s too strong to me. And my grandpa always smells like aftershave which smells good but kinda strong. Her house is neat as a pin and she keeps it so clean you can literally eat off the floors. She won’t dust with something like a swiffer but uses soap and water and the same goes for windex, she washes her windows and blinds with soap and water. She also takes her curtains down several times a year and washes and irons them. She irons every piece of clothing she or my grandpa wear. She also changes their bed sheets (which are also ironed) more than once a week and they always smell sooooo good. She vacuums and mops daily as well as dusts. There’s never a dish in her sink and she’s always always always cooking something. She 76 and was born on 9-11-1941 which was almost exactly 3 months before the US got dragged into WWII. She’s definitely a 60’s typical housewife. Talking about what my grandpa does (at 83! Yes 83!) would take forever because he still gardens, trims shrubs, mows the yard, shovels snow etc etc etc etc etc. He has a brother who is 93 (they are two of eight kids). Anyways my grandparents aren’t typical “old people” and I love them so much.

@invaderzim1265

5 жыл бұрын

Treasure every moment as much as you can. They won't alway be there for you when you need them. Be family oriented. At least, sit down with your Grandma and/or GrandDad for supper. GOD bless yall.

@tinalouiseking

4 жыл бұрын

I love that you appreciate them so much. My grandmother who raised me is gone now. My life will never be the same

@rorororo4950

4 жыл бұрын

Awww I love your grandparents god bless them 💕

@typingcat

4 жыл бұрын

Paige sounds like a grandmother's name.

@stevet5379

4 жыл бұрын

Let them know daily how much you love them because they won't be here for long. See them as often as possible, and if you can't see them give them a call. You have no idea how important that will be to you after they pass on. Create wonderful memories while you can and love and laugh as much as possible.

LOL, you can't help but love this guy....so funny!

OMG!!! This is the best damn thing I've accidentally had come up on my YT feed in YEARS! Laughter and tears by god!! Laughter and tears! Shared this on FB.

Remember, the alternative to getting old is dying young. Live life to the fullest and grab all the gusto you can while you’re above ground.

@kpkndusa

4 жыл бұрын

Above ground and vertical.

@jennhoff03

4 жыл бұрын

That is such a good point!

@usagi18

3 жыл бұрын

I'll take the "die young" option, thank you

@jamiejeppesen2725

3 жыл бұрын

I

@jamiejeppesen2725

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. 😍 😍 😍 😅 l,m 80, and , led a life of adventure and travel, like no one, l,'ve ever heard of..,, 😍 😍 😍.

Honestly, I love older generations. They have the best stories.

@seankrueger3848

4 жыл бұрын

Agent Orange no they don’t it’s boring as fuck UNLESS if it’s war stories now those stories are really damn interesting and fun to learn about and hear. And damn it i just admitted that their stories are the best BUT it depends tho tbh.

@truckertriesfarming9792

3 жыл бұрын

The older generations actually left their houses and DID things. They went out and created stories to tell. Television slowly deteriorated the art of story telling though. People want to see the story, as opposed to hearing the story, and envisioning the action in their minds.

@gavrochethenardier957

3 жыл бұрын

@@truckertriesfarming9792 TV has been there. It's a pretty old concept. And before it was invented people went to theaters and operas. I think the technology we have today is just a result of our human nature to seek entertainment and relieve boredom. I don't think it's worse now I think we found a way to do it better

@mkvv5687

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavrochethenardier957 And let us not forget the families sitting around the living room staring at their radio sets.

@updownstate

3 жыл бұрын

@@truckertriesfarming9792 True that!

This was freaking awesome!! I loved it! A million 👍🏻 thumbs up!

Jack and Roger are twins, I swear!

Older people get dry mouth frequently. Hard candies help moisten the mouth by producing saliva.

@03Venture

5 жыл бұрын

Christina BlackFeather: Oh! Thanks for the hint!!

@angeldarke8429

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is my brand

@chetpomeroy1399

5 жыл бұрын

Too much hard candy can give you *cavities.*

@furrtakuXD

5 жыл бұрын

chet: old people tend to not have teeth so not much of an issue there

@michaelsterling8065

5 жыл бұрын

Ah! You said “moist”!

Getting old is a privilege many don't get.

@josuemartinez4828

4 жыл бұрын

You mean nightmare?

@jeffa6780

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 66. No, it's not. I don't find experiencing my mortal disintegration a privilege at all. I can tell you youngsters that you find out what you really like and do it as often as you can while you can. That's the true privilege. Because time will eventually take it all away.

@pats3714

4 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@christophersimpson3642

4 жыл бұрын

So true I am only a Gen Xer and a lot of my peers are dead already. Shoot and I am still young.

@christophersimpson3642

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffa6780 Yep eyesite and hearing is the first to go along with early stages of arthritis that kills my hands and knees some days

THAT WAS THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!!!! and it struck mighty close to home.

I love seeing people who I know aren't going to age well. It just adds to the joy knowing what you are marching to each new day. I got news for you ever injury, ever sports injury, those years of abusing your knees jogging, it a comes back to bite you. Look at your parents, you will become exactly like them.

I work in a nursing home. I appreciate the insight. That said, some old people are just sh*theads. They were sh*theads when they were 15, when they were 30 and 55, and they'll be sh*theads till the day the embalmer comes for them with that long, zip-up gurney. Thankfully, not all are like that. There are a few dear old souls that were amazing. I remember one lady who smiled even on her death bed. I want to be like her when I'm old!

@leejay2418

4 жыл бұрын

It's so true - people generally do not change!

@cannedmusic

4 жыл бұрын

I want to be like my Aunt Jen, who died peacefully in her sleep...not screaming at the top of my lungs like her three passengers.

@kakumee

4 жыл бұрын

Qujanaq ( kalaallisut Greenlandic for thank you) some old people are cool AF, just like some Young people are cool AF. And when I was a kid is eat hard candy enven tho it hurt my teeth..it was better then dumpster food...lol

@bhaj4588

4 жыл бұрын

Wow! Just like young people.

@BigUriel

4 жыл бұрын

@@bhaj4588 Except that with age comes "wisdom". By "wisdom" I mean the notion that simply having been alive longer means you know everything and everyone else is wrong. So people who were already shitheads in their youth become even more obnoxious as they age.

Hilarious! Thank you! Everyone at work knows I have a pocket full of Werther's!!!

This is the most American video I have seen in years. I just love it.

I wish my grandpa was still alive to yell at us behind the screen door.. Get off my lawn! 😭 R. I. P Gramps

Actually that 'old people scent' is because of the old person's immune system being compromised, when you meet someone you 'smell' their immune system, you want to find someone with a different strong immune system to make healthy babies with, old peoples immune systems are weakened creating that unmistakable scent, be immune compromised for long enough and you will smell like an old person at pretty much any age. I'm David by the way.

@devourerofnuggets

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah you can literally smell death on them.

@HarrierDuBoisLtDoubleYefreitor

8 жыл бұрын

+cRaB jUiCe animals in care homes often do just before someone dies

@RetroMMA

8 жыл бұрын

+Demon Rock97 Or, as in an episode of "House", they just like the warm blankets. Idiot.

@RetroMMA

8 жыл бұрын

+David Cruickshank Spent a lot of time smelling old people, David?

@DavidCruickshank

8 жыл бұрын

RetroMMA no, I do this think called educating myself.

Literally blew soda from my nose laughing!

Old people can have many fascinating stories to tell. The irony is that so many of them have nobody who will listen.

"My name's f*%king Jack by the way".... hilarious...

@GlytcheD

5 жыл бұрын

simonjz05 I thought it was Rodger...

@markzappasodi

5 жыл бұрын

Glytchi Dolphin : Yes he is also Roger. I wonder if either name is his real name?

@SuperFreida1

5 жыл бұрын

@@markzappasodi His real name is Jack Hunter.

When I was 18 I thought everyone would get old but me. I would stay young forever. Now I am a physical Trainwreck but my mind is still young. Old age sucks!!!

@roberthutchins3435

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, Same Here

@licksnkicks1166

3 жыл бұрын

What do you consider old age?

@tyxikosgatopoulos3094

3 жыл бұрын

@@licksnkicks1166 Depends on your health and energy levels. I am almost 72 years old which by today's standards is not very old but 4 years ago I came down with an autoimmune disease and since then I never feel well and my energy level is about zero. Everything is an effort. May the Lord protect you from such a problem.

@elcruzer5514

3 жыл бұрын

@@tyxikosgatopoulos3094 That's sounds vebry difficult, "challenging" as they say now. So sorry.

@Melinda8162

3 жыл бұрын

licks n kicks Haha. Probably 60 or so. Some people look great and act great then, but boy, some look and act like they’re 80+! True! 😁. Now, all of your life experiences contribute to that I suppose, not to mention how well your health holds up. AND, all the bad habits you could get away with in youth. i.e. smoking, drinking, drugs, wild sex, not sleeping or eating well! Although I know so many did everything ‘right’, drop dead anyway, or got in a car crash and died, and/or a hundred other things happen! SO, what can be said? Well, pick a life style and live it. You don’t know what’s around the corner, age won’t matter. So, whatever you think is ‘old’ you will probably act like it!! 😆😆😆

Absolutely love this video!

Hello Jack! Just discovered you! Love your content. Will watch often ☺️

I’ve heard that some of that smell is due to that fact that many prescription medications contain chemicals that smell already and are then excreted through the pores of the skin. Seems like that would make sense since the famed old people smell to me is very similar to hospital smell which is ‘medication central’.

@angelabluebird609

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, this is true!

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

For me, the old person smell was my grandmother's perfume, which is a brand called Red Door.

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

@BERSERK I didn't know that Red Door was an Elizabeth Taylor perfume.

@nerinablais6623

4 жыл бұрын

@BERSERK Red Door was my mother signature scent, but for me it's White Musk Fantasy. However, there have been times when my grandmother put too much perfume on whenever we went grocery shopping or something. She died on June 6, 2016, just 19 days before her 78th birthday. Before my grandmother died, I never realized how close I was to her compared to how close I was to my mother. I barely cried when my mother died, but when my grandmother died, I almost couldn't stop crying.

@probablynot1368

3 жыл бұрын

@Happy Dogg Contrary to harmful stereotypes of older people, age-related changes in body odor likely have nothing to do with personal hygiene. Instead, experts think it’s the result of odor compounds and bacteria interacting on the skin. The major odor compound at play is called 2-nonenal. When certain chemicals break down in the body with age, 2-nonenal is one of the byproducts. The breakdown of omega-7 unsaturated fatty acids may be the biggest source of 2-nonenal. Experts have only detected 2-nonenal in people over the age of 40. Levels appear to only increase with age. While environmental and lifestyle factors can also influence body odor, 2-noneal appears to be responsible for the distinct, slightly musty odor associated with older people. Keep in mind that experts are still trying to fully understand how body odor changes with age. While 2-noneal seems like a probable cause, there’s still a chance it doesn’t play much of a role. Instead, it may just be the result of interactions between skin gland secretions and bacteria living on your skin. The type of bacteria that live on your skin are different in various life stages. Likewise, the chemicals and compounds in your body can change with time, too.