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@shaylane5013

4 жыл бұрын

Zebra Corner This was amazing, dude. Had me dead over here. 💀 Also, care to roll another joint?

@alexdewayne9392

4 жыл бұрын

Where's your onlyfans info. Lol

@ZebraCorner

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexdewayne9392 Patreon.com/zebracorner

@thecheese4255

4 жыл бұрын

Damn it 4:21?!? So close...

@kenwilliams7431

4 жыл бұрын

U guys r the best

Kid shoulda hid his drugs in the Chevy

@luckysfilms

4 жыл бұрын

Good place to store drugs

@lancetheman28

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah you know it’s not going anywhere then.

@RyanJinxedCoffee

4 жыл бұрын

Perfectly safe too cause no ones driving that pos unless they're on drugs a lot harder then weed.

@dustfart466

4 жыл бұрын

Who’s reading this in mahks voice?

@sirbacon1617

4 жыл бұрын

@@lancetheman28 omg best reply somebody get him a J.D power award!

"Is your mom even home? Oh right, we got divorced."😂😂😂

@nolongeraperson

4 жыл бұрын

This also changes the entire opening sequence lmao. It means he was fake yelling at someone and they were never there. Dad is a psychopath lol.

@Fullsendfilosophy

4 жыл бұрын

@@nolongeraperson it's cause the weed 😂😂😂

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

Got any Adderall?

@HotStrange

4 жыл бұрын

That plus the “got any adderall” killed me.

@Poth94

4 жыл бұрын

@@nolongeraperson plot twist: Dad was baked out his mind from the beginning and also doesn't have a son.

The original anti drug commercials are the reason I started doing drugs.

@joemama7236

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@trickwillis

3 жыл бұрын

U sneaky little bastard

@castonyoung7514

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@change_5088

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's fine but not in teenagers ,their brain is still developing and fucking hormones .

@alessiomuccio2795

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, nice number of likes

"You'll still fail math, but you won't give a FUCK anymore" really sums up the latter part of my high school career.

@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy

2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember, 1st semester of Senior Yr b/c I had surgery & was on Oxy. So, there's worst things...

@randallmarsh1187

2 жыл бұрын

Man, if you made a career out of going to high school.....................you smoked way too much weed.

@Southernstereotype

Жыл бұрын

@@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy most drug PSA’s “Weed is horrible….but if your doctor gives you highly addictive opiates, don’t question it.”

@MichaelStem-bf6lv

7 ай бұрын

​@@Southernstereotypecause they know oxy kicks ass.

“The devils lettuce. Go ahead and try it, you look like a vegan” 😂

@carterbowe9964

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@texan_gun4hire455

4 жыл бұрын

-_-

@martinv1734

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@BarnacleBoy42069

4 жыл бұрын

Pure gold

@JonnyMac420

4 жыл бұрын

One puff on that and you’ll be working in a vape shop well into your 30’s... (shit I work at a vape shop)

"If you don't smoke weed, you can be super judgmental about your pot smoking friends" -Mahk 4/20/2020

@CasperTheRestless

4 жыл бұрын

and it is 4 min. 20 sec.

@mstheman10

4 жыл бұрын

Basically my old friends after I started smoking. I dont know why they were so against having fun, they acted like it was heroin or something 🙃

@Zaltic

4 жыл бұрын

I gave you 420 likes your welcome

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

@@mstheman10 One of my two best friends growing up stopped hanging out with me when I was 15 because I started smoking weed. Ok, I guess I didn't really need a friend named Negative Nancy anyway.

@itsthem5699

4 жыл бұрын

@@mstheman10 Because propaganda tells them it is heroin or something

"You're gonna work at a vape shop well into your 30's" killed me

"I'll pay extra I don't care - this shit is FIYAH!" 😂😂

@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549

2 жыл бұрын

Yelp

@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jasonnorth6541

2 жыл бұрын

I'll drive you over there right now

"There will be several times when you stare blankly into your refrigerator while thinking about your fish tank." lol

@nitrolight1778

4 жыл бұрын

I do this and I'm not even doing drugs lol

@cable7152

4 жыл бұрын

We heard it the first time

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

I do this sometimes. I don't own a fish tank.

@avant-gardemarmalade7605

4 жыл бұрын

You had 420 likes

@willjohnsonjohnson

4 жыл бұрын

I'm hungry and need to feed my fish.

That fake mustache deserves a JD Power Award Edit: Thanks for all the likes! I deserve a JD power award!

@BlahBleeBlahBlah

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Cox *Powah

@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz

4 жыл бұрын

JD Power Award for Most Dependable Fake-Moustache. JD Power Award for Best Initial Fake-Moustache Quailty.

@bnighter

4 жыл бұрын

jd pawar

@thecheese4255

4 жыл бұрын

That mustache? It’s fire.

@karenreyes2043

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Cox Powahhh!!

"You know how you get all stressed out over how you fail math? Well, you're still gonna fail math but you're not gonna give a fuck." hahahahahaha fucking comedy gold

“Musta who? Musta what? Musta rhymes?”😂😂😂

@juic3box312

3 жыл бұрын

People are sleeping on this gem. 😂

@Dominator_0211

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite moments from these videos

I‘ve watched so many Zebra Corner Videos i even hate Chevrolet for no reason

@Barondross

4 жыл бұрын

They suck, that is a reason.

@takaorobinson8719

4 жыл бұрын

Suzuki grand Vitara, that's the ticket.

@carltonwexler5390

4 жыл бұрын

Crxsher same

@AznOmega

4 жыл бұрын

@@takaorobinson8719 the flying one is better.

@josephesparza9482

4 жыл бұрын

Chevy is a good brand.

"Grab my rollon' paper's. Home-school starts in 5." . ROFLMAO!!!

@TheYungApollo

3 жыл бұрын

I died 🤣🤣🤣

@scramblesthedeathdealer

3 жыл бұрын

@@racetracknerd9484 Fire up the ROFL Copter! 🔥🚁

"You been pinchin' my sack!?!?"

“There will be several times where you’re staring blankly into your refrigerator while thinking about your fish tank” - Mahk Walberg

All that fried egg commercial ever did was make me hungry.

@commonsense191

4 жыл бұрын

LOL YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@NKWTI

4 жыл бұрын

Any questions?

@Bramon83

4 жыл бұрын

However, back in the late 90s and early 2000s my brain regularly made that noise when I was rolling tits. So they were right.

@michaelrichards2024

4 жыл бұрын

You sure it wasn’t something else?

@elmSTREETnasty

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelrichards2024 Yeah. I was way too young to smoke when that commercial came out. About a decade later tho...

“I learned it by watching you” Oh my god my own boy terrible joint roller🤣

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

4 жыл бұрын

BASITH PH “Grab my rollin’ papers, homeschool starts in five.”

@gado__

4 жыл бұрын

Why are the comments 90% quotes from the video...?

@acapps6341

4 жыл бұрын

My dad couldn't roll, always came out triangle shaped. So he would have me roll 'em up!

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

My dad tried to teach me how to roll a joint, but I've always sucked at it. He died a few years ago. I rolled a beautiful joint a few weeks ago, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy, and that's before I even smoked it.

@accidentalmadness1708

4 жыл бұрын

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen it’s Dora’s fault

"you know how you get all stressed out because you fail math? Well you'll still fail math, but you won't give a f*ck anymore." He makes a good argument

“ Muhy own boy, A terrible joint roller.” - Mahk

“Was it Chris huh?”

@chrish1857

4 жыл бұрын

Logan uuuhhhh

@xxDOTH3DEWxx

4 жыл бұрын

Does he have more.. You think?

@Left-Earth

4 жыл бұрын

_"I'll pay extra, I don't care."_

@cristofertomasin

4 жыл бұрын

"No! I dont know what you are talkin about....."

@gargoyles9999

4 жыл бұрын

It was paunch

“ you like looking for your phone when it’s right in your hand?” Too real! I’v done that too many times

@GregoMorgan

4 жыл бұрын

I've actually used my phone to get some more light to find my phone

@RAch711baby

4 жыл бұрын

gregory morgan Hahahha that’s amazing

@ggalbraith

4 жыл бұрын

*too x2

@RAch711baby

4 жыл бұрын

G Galbraith I don’t understand people who fucking correct other people I don’t understand how do you know that wasn’t my phone? Or that I have a Brain problem and I don’t understand the “to” “too” and “two”? Which by the way I do....so please do that to other it makes us feel bad

@ggalbraith

4 жыл бұрын

@@RAch711baby How does helping to correct ones grammar equate to a form of bullying? If it was done in error then i apologize but everyone should proofread their own material. Edits do exist

"My own boy...terrible joint rolla" I lost it there😂💀

LMAO! “I’ll drive you over there and I’ll pay extra, I don’t care. This shit is fire”

@rayjeanfrench8658

3 жыл бұрын

This shit is fiyah lol

You keep doing drugs, you’ll go down a dark road with a busted Chevy at the end.

@einfachnurich4800

3 жыл бұрын

That would make everyone clean

True story, the moment i knew my parents had found out that i smoked pot was when they asked me if i could get them some because their guy was out.

@bobkarel9933

2 жыл бұрын

Bro same

@nickmfp

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one

@TheBrunswicksfinest

2 жыл бұрын

Yooooo lmao same my mom came up to me 3am smoking in the backyard took my j and smoked it and said hahaha I'm a cheeba hawk and if I can give her a pinch cause she said she gave me the money for it anyway hahaha

@prodfife

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO i wish

@jend8759

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, my dad’s in his 70s. I found him staring glassy-eyed at the tv in the middle of the afternoon a couple of years ago. I wanna know who his dealer is. It must have been some REALLY good stuff. He was BAKED. 😂

"This is your brain on drugs." First thought: looks delicious.

Castlevania man. I could go for some Taco Belmont.

@bnose202

4 жыл бұрын

I wondered if anyone would recognize that music

@winnietheboogaloo4584

4 жыл бұрын

I call bullshit there's no way you will have the coordination the play Castlevania while high. I know this from experience

@Lonestar512

4 жыл бұрын

Simon's Mexican cousin

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

@@winnietheboogaloo4584 And, as drunk and high as I am, I do realize that that was not the SNES version that he was playing (I've never owned the NES versions, but feel free to mail them to me to really teach me a lesson!), I grew up in the late 80s-90s, and have also watched enough AVGN to recognize it.

@winnietheboogaloo4584

4 жыл бұрын

@@scramblesthedeathdealer just Google NES ROM. You'll figure out the rest 😉

Ok but when he said "looking for your phone when it's already in your hand" I felt that 😂😂

@dcarts5616

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not an alcoholic, stoner or a pothead and this happens to me.

@Lonestar512

4 жыл бұрын

When you said you felt that.... I felt that

This man should get a JD power award for funniest content on KZread

"You know how you get all stressed out when you fail math?".. "Well you're still gonna fail math, but you won't give a fuck anymore." I'm dead🤣🤣

lol I remember seeing the first commercial with the kid when I was a kid. There were so many anti-drug commercials in the 80's, now, it's pharmaceutical drugs you see.

@eurosonly

4 жыл бұрын

For old or middle aged people. When you're young, you do drugs that hurt your health When you're old, you do drugs that are supposed to improve it

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

As a kid: I shouldn't smoke weed. As an adult: How did I end up hooked on oxycodone?

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

Nevermind, I started doing oxycodone when I was like 16, 17 at the latest.

@destree6348

3 жыл бұрын

I remember these commercials so clearly 😂 D.A.R.E. was huge too

@scramblesthedeathdealer

3 жыл бұрын

@@destree6348 Yeah, a huge failure!

Of course this hits on 4/20 of 4/20 of 4:20.

@karma5334

4 жыл бұрын

Drunk3n_M0nk it says 4:21for me

@drunk3n_m0nk12

4 жыл бұрын

@@karma5334 Oh shit I didn't even notice the run time. haha I was talking about it being 4:20 on the east coast when this came out.

@WearyKirin

4 жыл бұрын

@@karma5334 the run time is wrong it goes straight from 420 to 421 in less than a second

@karma5334

4 жыл бұрын

Max Power didn’t notice that

@windelingswindle6452

4 жыл бұрын

*coughs* Nice man

Speaking of Carol........care to roll another joint?!? 😂🤣😂

"Ever wondered what nachos and vanilla ice cream taste like but never had the balls to try it? Well you're fixing to find out"🤣🤣🤣 comedy gold

"This is your brain on drugs", can I get a side of bacon, hashbrowns & some waffles!

@barryf5479

4 жыл бұрын

Everything is better with bacon. It goes without sayin'.

@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi

4 жыл бұрын

@@barryf5479 you're right, bacon fixes everything. Broken window? Bacon! Flat tyre? Bacon! Rusty tools? Bacon! How do we do it with bacon? Bacon!

@scramblesthedeathdealer

3 жыл бұрын

@@KusacWolf Anything's possible!

He even uploaded it at 4:20 pm

0:52 “this shit is fiyah” gets me every time

“You sneaky little bastard you been pinching my sack?” Has me rolling 😂

So did he finish his breakfast? Oh god this is stressing me out.

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, let's just say that he did. I hope you feel better now. ✌🤣👍

@nehemiahzo_

4 жыл бұрын

How about some weed?

I thought maybe at 1:52 he'd say something like, "Can I have some bacon too?" 🤣🤣

"You hit that, you're gonna be working in a vape shop." ROFL

Right On!!! “ you like looking for your phone when it’s in your hand.” Hahahahah

They're playing Castlevania on the NES with a Xbox controller while demanding toaster strudels😂🤦🏽‍♂️.

@xeroabyssdclxvi2570

4 жыл бұрын

Umbrella Corporation Wuhan facility Welcome to the stoned age. The age of the Cave Cannabis Bear clan.

@thomasmalin8171

4 жыл бұрын

Used to stash the product in the ps2 - nobody would ever think to look there lol

@gravityisnotmyfriend

4 жыл бұрын

Castlevania!!!! I couldn't place the background music and it was driving me nuts! TY

@DoctorPorkenfries

3 жыл бұрын

They could be running an emulator off of the Xbox.

@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731

3 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorPorkenfries Yeah i don't think Mahk is that tech savy, he did have that issue with AT&T.😂

"I'll pay extra, I don't care. This shit is fiya" that line had me ☠

He’s pranking us. The length is 4:21

“Was it Chris, huh? Does he have more ya think? Can ya call him?” Lol!!

Everyone wants to me a father like Mahk

@jonathansauceda589

4 жыл бұрын

Bad grammar but good message

@paulamaga9264

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathansauceda589 couldn't be truer

@jonathansauceda589

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulamaga9264 imma go eat milk watet

@paulamaga9264

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathansauceda589 Enjoy

@xeno_christ_blackout

4 жыл бұрын

Thats pretty much my dad to the letter, me and him were blazin it up when i was like 13. Yall parents probably sucks ass, but go ahead, blame all my problems on the weed. And i dont even smoke anymore lol.

*hits blunt* Yo. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna shake someone's hand.

1:00 "you've been pinching my sack?!"

Playing Castlevania on the NES ehhh? Ya you ain't beating that game high... 😂

@chaosgyro

4 жыл бұрын

Vampire Killer is second only to Bloody Tears in awesome game tracks.

@ghkillah1995

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaosgyro What about Wicked Child??

@chaosgyro

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghkillah1995 I'd give it top 10 for sure. It's competing with some great stuff from Mega Man and Ninja Turtles though. 😁

@xeroabyssdclxvi2570

4 жыл бұрын

Z Thompson No doubt. Just mentioned that in my comment =]

@xeroabyssdclxvi2570

4 жыл бұрын

chaosgyro You should check out the band MegaDriver. All hard rock\metal covers of classic (mostly 16 bit gen.) video games. They slay it with the Castlevania and Sonic the Hedgehog, among others.

Man I forgot it was 4/20

@gunfighterzero

4 жыл бұрын

thats why they call it dope

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

Man, I slept almost all of my holiday away. I'll just get stoned now and pretend it's still yesterday.

@gunfighterzero

4 жыл бұрын

@WELambert01 its a classic 😁

That was my generation of commercials and all they made me want to do was still smoke some weed LOL

I don’t think I’ve seen anything as funny as this in years😂

It's giving me a midlife crisis that I'm so old I remember all of these. I think I'm going to go blaze up to relieve my anxiety

@trickwillis

3 жыл бұрын

u sneaky little bastard

No one has mentioned the fact that this vid is 4 minutes 20 seconds long

@chickenmanandy574

4 жыл бұрын

4 minutes 21 seconds actually

@DannySullivanMusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@chickenmanandy574 No, I was right the first time.

@UpperRobin29

4 жыл бұрын

I think everyone noticed and a little burst of air escaped their noses

@chickenmanandy574

4 жыл бұрын

@@DannySullivanMusic I know I'm just bein a smartass

@AshDub86

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because it's not. It's 4:21

This one is gold, saw it several time, laughed more every rewatch... goddamn this made my day. Thanks guys

"Oh yeah we got divorced" lmao🤣🤣

''this is your brain on drugs'' no, that's an egg being fried, are YOU on drugs?

"Finish my breakfast, Tony". LMAO

God bless you for your work! The 1-5am laughs you bring into my home are needed

"THIS IS FIRE WHO'D YOU GET IT FROM!?"

Why does everyone always blame Chris? But seriously where did you get the giggle nuggets. 😂😂

@stevedowney4056

4 жыл бұрын

ChrisCo I made it down to your comment the same exact time he said it

This is easily your best video, every line is practically golden

This channel is a goldmine of entertainment like old school KZread.

The looking for your phone when it's in your hand things is too funny

"You like lookin' for your phone when it's already in ya hand? Yah you gonna be doin' a lot of that." DEAD 😂

Their best work so far. 100% Kudos.

"You take 1 hit of that and you'll be workin in a vape shop well into your 30s" Hes not wrong🤷😂😂😂

honestly the last one would be a more effective anti-drug add than like 99% of them.

KZread needs a love button...this shit is hilarious...🤣🤣🤣

YES! I WAS WAITING FOR THE 420 SPECIAL!

Look at that, you're almost at 1 million subscribers, congrats!!!! Btw, your videos really cheer me up while this pandemic is still kinda going. Thanks and keep doing what you're doing!

I get my thrills from pills. This is quality still.

@yzyyzzzyzx

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes!!

@TheRealRusDaddy

4 жыл бұрын

Pill poppers are stupid

@natr0n

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealRusDaddy Some of us cant inhale smoke in any form. I also pop vitamins.

@sun9912

4 жыл бұрын

💊

@TheRealRusDaddy

4 жыл бұрын

natr0n vitamin popping i see no issue with (sounds like a meme) but i understand the no smoking thing my girlfriend has asthma and i have to blow smoke at her for her to feel anything, edibles are a pretty good alternative for that though

Me: Son..... Where did you get this? And how much you paid for it? Better not be mine or you will be in trouble

@MrClownWorld

4 жыл бұрын

Dad of the fucking year /s

@AshDub86

4 жыл бұрын

What an original thought(!)

“I’ll pay extra, I don’t care” lmfao

This guy is comedy GOLD. Fresh air in truth.

Nirvana: Waiting on a new Zebra Corner and realizing you just watched one.

Where did you get this stack 😂😂

And why you hafta go after my old 80's commercials? Loved these growing up! "Learned it by watching you!" 😂

"Can you call him?!" The delivery always gets me 🤣🤣

We have to cap the comments at 420. Group effort everyone!

nobody: Absolutely no one: oH MaY GaWd

"This is fire where did you get it?" I love this shit

Such a good father! Teaching his kid to roll proper.

*"Got any Adderall?"*

Right on 4:20. Perfect

@hugedickerinokripperino5299

4 жыл бұрын

Jeramy Whitwell mine at 4:21

@jeramyw

4 жыл бұрын

@@hugedickerinokripperino5299 It was the last seconds of the minute. I saw 4:20 then it was 4:21

@hugedickerinokripperino5299

4 жыл бұрын

Jeramy Whitwell by any chance ar you on pc?

@jeramyw

4 жыл бұрын

@@hugedickerinokripperino5299 Not on anything. Do you mean pcp?

@hugedickerinokripperino5299

4 жыл бұрын

Jeramy Whitwell i meant like computer, cant tell if ur joking sorry

"Where did you get this stank??" 😂 I'm weaaak

Best new youtube discovery in years! Subscribed and catching up!!!

Posts at 4:20

@lostinsauce4515

4 жыл бұрын

3:20 here but yeah lol

@behrendpat3868

4 жыл бұрын

@@lostinsauce4515 just means you're in the wrong time zone

@Corbych

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah lmao this was posted on 4:20 A.M for me too. April 21 though, you're from SEA right?

@lostinsauce4515

4 жыл бұрын

@@behrendpat3868 watch your damn mouth when you're talking bout my time zone asshat

@gustavolemonke

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Behrend i live near boston it was posted in 4:20

Last time I was this early, I was this early.

"Do you like looking for your phone that's in your hand? Cause that's happening" yes

Ah lmao I love these please make many more videos !!!

Last time I was this early I disappointed my girlfriends sister

@Lonestar512

4 жыл бұрын

My wife's boyfriend laughed so hard at your comment

@praisethelordjesuschrist3554

3 жыл бұрын

@Nigel Lush no his girlfriends sister not his sister

Of course this is on 4/20

@Nixus237

4 жыл бұрын

Of course he does a 4/20 special every year

@peterchasten2790

4 жыл бұрын

Its almost as if thats the point. Nah cant be.

Another good one ill be rewatching from time to time.

I literally just had to sit through a Chevy ad , before this video started! Dammit!

Video length is 4:21. I’m upset

@coleowing

4 жыл бұрын

Mine says 4:20

@Psythik

4 жыл бұрын

No, I'm pretty sure it's 4:20

Grab my rolling papers home school starts in 5