No Italian family played a game called Clue. Come on. Could you imagine my family: ‘Who done it?’ ‘I dunno. I didn’t see nothin’ 😅 ...I’m cracking up here. Mike is really funny.

The Clue joke, I LOL'd. "Who did it?" "I don't know. I didn't see nuttin".

I love this guy! Nothing better than a Jersey accent - the Italians - love them! "I don't know what happened, but they're gone now, and there's nothin' you can do about it." I'll vote for him.

@Jerseybytes2

Жыл бұрын

I recently moved from Jersey to South Carolina. I absolutely love the place and the people are super friendly. But oh my Lord, they have some goofy accents down here. After 3 days I joked with my husband and told him that, next time we go to a restaurant I'm gonna ask if the waitress can fake a Jersey accent so I can understand them. Good news was the Lord heard my prayers. the next day we went to a restaurant, our waiter was from Brooklyn. I understood every word he said

Shut up it's me.. How do I know am not the manager, I could be the Doctor 🤣 Had me laughing hard.

I cannot stress this enough! ANY comedian that laughs at their own jokes; is a very funny and good person all around.

oh lord that whole SKIT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILAROUS.

@najat5779

Жыл бұрын

Sending this to my daughter b/c when she thinks something is super funny she always says it was...wait for it...absolutely hilarious. Must be a Jersey Italian thing 😆

I’m watching these videos in the mornings. Much better than the news.

@marykennedysherin3330

Жыл бұрын

You're not kidding!

When they laugh at their own jokes, that, that cracks me up so bad

@childoftheeternalking2041

Жыл бұрын

Me too. It makes the gigs even funnier to me.😄

I could watch this guy all day and laugh! Growing up in the 70's with Italians made me laugh even more! Mike for president!!!

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

😂😆.. I'm laughing and crying!!.. what's happening !?. he's really great at what he does!

My wife is Sicilian from Queens. Her mama’s family was the neighborhood. I’m sure you understand. Her daddy was a wild eyed Micmac from Maine that fabricated everything from firearms to oil drilling rigs out of steel. My wife was a wild eyed biker chick when I met her, myself fresh from the Navy and squirrelly as the day is long. Come to find out, she’s a Navy veteran herself. Sometimes the wild eyed folks are assholes (her dad had such tendencies). Her mom was hardcore but she absolutely loved to laugh and I loved making her laugh. My wild eyed wife and I have been together for 42+ years now, far beyond the 6 months everyone gave us. My wild eyed wife is absolutely amazing! I’m still smitten!

@bigc9464

Жыл бұрын

At 42 years. You come from long before this modern "throw it away and start fresh" mentality people apply to everything in life.

@JSmedic1

Жыл бұрын

@Dr. Froghopper I'm a Squid, too! And a Grunt. Your story gives me hope. I retired Army 10 years ago still single and and hopeful. Thank you for blazing the trail Shipmate. Hooah.

@TalibanSymphonyOrchestra

Жыл бұрын

Who cares.

@virgim_

Жыл бұрын

"Sicilian from Queens"? If she's not Sicilian from Sicily she's just not Sicilian

@TalibanSymphonyOrchestra

Жыл бұрын

@@virgim_ She is a Queen.

I need a price check manager on self-serve.....maybe I AM the manager! Hilarious!!😅

Thank you Dry Bar Comedy. You are impacting the world. I praise God for you.

@emiliadavis8247

Жыл бұрын

Amen!

"I'd send somebody else to your house." Serious and funny. Seriously funny.

What's wrong with staying home taking care of your mom? That makes you a good man, God knows we need more good men in this country. You got my respects for taking care of your mother.

@somersetbassett4580

Жыл бұрын

I think it's pronounced "mah-thah" 🤣

@seaglass1111

Жыл бұрын

Everyone should take care of their moms. I agree with you 🙂

@rickycollins335

Жыл бұрын

Says the man who stays in his mom's basement

@bigc9464

Жыл бұрын

I moved home temporarily because my landlord (slumlord) screwed me out of buying the house I was renting. It became far more permanent than I intended when I learned my mother's health was to a point she couldn't hardly carry a case of bottled water in anymore, amongst many other things that are insanely hard on her now, that she never once mentioned to me and my brother.the sad part is. 99% of people my age still at home are there for their parents to take care of.

@rv292

Жыл бұрын

@@bigc9464 PLEASE look after her.

As an Aussie I found Mike to be very good and easy to relate to, which isn't the case with a lot of US comedians, as most have the jokes too centric to the USA. Looking forward to further work by Mike. Well done. 👍

@InvertedEarth

Жыл бұрын

In the rest of the states, we find the accent great with comedy. Love from Michigan.

@graemewatson2296

Жыл бұрын

As a new Zealander, I agree. I can relate to this guy, and to Aussies.

@grandmalovesmebest

Жыл бұрын

Thats bc we don't know anything about anyone or any place else (excluding self). But we have been invaded by migrants from around the world so that's bound to change very soon.😁

@whatsit177

Жыл бұрын

He is hilarious

This guy could be in the movies. If they still made good movies.

@sandravanderbilt7062

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@pinkpurr6978

Жыл бұрын

@Bob Valdez can I be in it?

I love how he so thoroughly enjoys telling these hilarious stories and jokes.

Absolutely hilarious…..excellent comic! We needed someone like this !!

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

You can say that again! 😊

He would have fit in so well in The Sopranos. He's sooooo Italian and funny as all get out. Thoroughly enjoyed!!

I have a cousin who grew up in NJ in a huge old house that had large Italian families on each side. So many wonderful stories. What great neighbors.

His accent is everything.

@najat5779

Жыл бұрын

"Ey. Wut accent you talkin about? We got no accents, the rest o yiz do.

@gpl992

Жыл бұрын

@@najat5779 Aye,OHHHHHH!Whatchu tawkin' bout heah?!

If we had an Italian american president like marino, I'd be glued to the TV 📺 😂

OMG Lolololololol 😂 Soooooooo funny! I laughed from the beginning to the end! Lololol and also I am a cashier. That one really got me.👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He cracked himself up.

@najat5779

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and we all laughed anyway!

Haha! Our new saying at our house is “ you gotta be your own customer service” 😂

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣😭

Three things: 1. I love the accent. 2. He said "baloney" just for the Utah audience. Anywhere else I'm sure he would have used another "b" word. 3. We've had Italian Supreme Court justices so an Italian president is just a matter of time.

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

Mike for president!!😆

His time out joke was gold! Reminded me of my mom. Good times.

This fool is so hilarious I had to stop drinking my prune juice (grey goose x hard Mike's strawberry and mango mix) to take a breather and I'm only 29yrs old...so far my top comedian...somebody make a compilation of his videos now!...

to those of you who are wondering, the coffins at Cosco are in case someone holds up he line when you're in a hurry.... but you didn't hear it from me

I’m crying laughing! You’re hysterical! Yes! Make America Italian again!

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

You're actually crying laughing!? ..I have no clue wether I'm cry or laughing 😆😂 he's really great at what he does don't you think?

Laughed so hard at his comedic presence! Great Material!

God please help me. I think I love this guy. He made more sense than anything I've heard in a long time.

"That's hilarious and you know it" Love himmm now

This guy is a great character actor. He belongs in film and TV. I'm a fan already !!!

I'm from Jersey, Mike. You are great

OMG, this guy. My dad is no longer living, but he would have loved this guy. His kinda comedy. Thanks for this.

You are tremendous! Thanks for a great 25 minutes. My husband is beginning his 4th week in the hospital, so I really needed some laughs tonight. I've sent this to all my Joisey friends. From, a Jersey Gal.

Awesome set. Loved this guy. 🤣

It takes a lot to get me laughing. This guy had me laughing. 😹😹😹

Let it marinate.. Lmfao!!

Nice job!! You are hilarious!! 🤣Really enjoyed your set.

He’s funny af….and there ain’t nuthin you can do about it.

That was great!👍 I absolutely love Italian comedians' jokes.

I keep waiting for him to say hey vinnie hit him with the bat

This guy is superb. He is really funny. He reminds me a little of Don Rickles. Thanks for posting it on you tube.

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

He's really great 😊.. his accent is everything don't you think!?

@glenpolen5562

Жыл бұрын

@@alessandrobianchi9868 haaa haaa, yes. Yes it does add to his character, and his act. Lol.

He's hilarious! got my halloween giggles cause Walmart is too tempting

I got a Mel Brooks/ Rodney Dangerfield vibe from this. 👍

I laughed until I cried! He is SOOOO funny!!!

I like that, 10% discount as a self-checkout employee of Walmart.

This guy nails it 😆😆😆

This was truly one of the best Comedy sets I’ve ever seen. I love when he starts laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

He's really one of the best, a born comedian with great jokes and remarkable sense of timing. Thoroughly enjoyed!

Come on people, this man’s hilarious! 😹👏🏿

@Growmap

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Al Dente. Latte foam so silly.

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Hysterical. Loved every minute of it.

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

He's really great at what he does..well for me his accent is everything 😆

@jimmyscarff9905

Жыл бұрын

@@alessandrobianchi9868 I became an instant fan when I saw this. Best one I've seen off Dry Bar. True, accent is cool, but it's the delivery and the cliche that's exploited... It's like the way the art came together which is what made it so remarkable. Amazing!

Ours has a eye clinic a subway . and a bank. Lol. 😂

@DianaKayUSA

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the nail salon, hair salon & pretzel place 😂😂😂

Go to Walmart to see a docduh..😁😁

What a brilliant performance! Mike Marino, you would make an excellent president of the US...!!!....really good comedy and absolutely enjoyable! Thank you Mike!

This guy is truly funny. He could be on any late night show and be a hit!

Freaking hilarious!

He did good I would like to see more of his stand up

You are the best! Very funny! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤩

Make America Italian Again 🤣 Funny guy .

omg... laughing my butt off.. ☺

@AviViljoen

Жыл бұрын

No, it's still there.

Oh man... it takes talent to make a punch line funny when you KNOW what the punch line is and when it's coming.

Audience didn't clap for fear of missing another good one! This guy is quick! Barely takes time to breathe between jokes. Humor is definitely his first language. I don't know comedians usually get rated but I'd give him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (5/5)

that opener was absolute fire...

@rthepunk

Жыл бұрын

Community service !!! Hilarious

OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!!! THIS GUY IS A RIOT!

When I was a kid, I didn't know you could buy an actual slip and slide. My mom had a roll of plastic she rolled out on the sidewalk, on the hill of our street with the garden hose running water down it. You had to run to slide and the try not to go all the way to the concrete!

I LOVE this 💖 🎉 guy! Thanks, Mike! 😁😆😂🤣🍀

The best of the beet when it comes to making you laugh. 👍👍👍👍👍

Thanks!

He has the same smile of James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano)

Oh man that was hilarious start to finish. The Walmart rant, I couldn't stop laughing.

Don't have to wait for me man, that was hilarious!

AWESOME!!

Absolutely 💯hysterical 🤣😆😂

Ridiculously funny! I loved the Walmart bit.

@ginatucci201

Жыл бұрын

He makes good points!

This man is a gift

@alessandrobianchi9868

Жыл бұрын

Well yes he truly is great at what he does .to me his accent is everything don't you think?

@deathmauler181

Жыл бұрын

@@alessandrobianchi9868 indeed I do ,he's very enjoyable I'd pay good money to see him perform

Excellent Mike.

Awesome job. Very good timing. Made me even more scared of the Mafia

Omg this man was just amazing.. 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂thank you sir for your jokes god bless you always

This guy is very very funny !!!! If there is a My Cousin Vinny part 2 this guy has to star in it !!!!!

His accent reminds me of the Nanny (Fran Drescher).

Super great fun. Thanks.

This was one of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.

Love you and Dry Bar Comedy 😂

Oh stay old school Mike. Irish catholic from Beara south west Ireland. Got every bit your routine. Family in Brooklyn, Queens and New Jersey!! Only went there once in 1985. You're alright. Used to be a cashier and object fiercely to self checkout! I'm crying laughing here! Thank you! Gracie, gracie! give your Momma a huge hug. She raised you right. Family is everything. Can't wait to see what you got next for us.

mike is awesome! Utah, wake up, it's laughy time😀 jk, maybe? Thank you Mike it made my night to listen, so funny!

imagine this Mafia godfather of the United States president of America

Boy, he must have stood behind me in the self checkout. I have said that many times, we deserve a discount for checking ourselves out!!! He is hilarious!

Self service poor service is very relatable. Went to Aussie Target recently. Woman there directing "traffic" as a "Self Service Assistant" and I sincerely felt sorry that over a dozen workers were displaced so I could spend five minutes figuring out how to find the barcode on an obscure item...which is five times dearer than the last time I got it 2 years ago...apparently there's no discount available for "domestic blindness" relating to barcodes...Next time I go in, there'll be a Dalek Robot squeaking across the floor at me and yelling in Robotic Unintelligible...and even the Lone Self Service Assistance will be at home watching how great technology is these days...

You are the man. We need more.

@AviViljoen

Жыл бұрын

We?

😂🎉😅😂 who else thought of Abbott & casstello with that Walmart name tag bit? That was halerius !

@najat5779

Жыл бұрын

Okay, it wasn't just me.

🤣🤣🤣😉 hes hilarious! I've been working at Walmart for 10years and I think the samething, that Walmart should be on a reality TV show! I've seen alot and been through a lot because of crazy customers! Walmart doesnt believe in unions they frown on it! I've been threaten, I've had a crazy customer wanted to sue me, pastor punch our security guy in the face and fell, cracked his head on cement the pastor was stealing a tree, he got away, I've had a customer almost hit with there car on purpose while I was cart pushing, I've seen crazy people come through, my 1st Walmart I worked one night there was a gange fight blood in electronics, I have stories for day! I've transfered 3 Walmart! I'VE seen fights

Enjoyed very much very funny!!

I never go to Wal-Mart. But, I'd Love to spend a day there with This guy!!! Gotta watch this again, just to learn what to Say, at Wal-Mart !!! Great, snappy come backs !!! 😂👍👍👍😂

Absolutely hilarious

Pretty GOOD show. Thanks

Love it your awesome!

Thank you! I’ve thought this many times as I’m checking out my own stuff, thinking, “now I gotta scan AND bag my own items?! I haven’t been trained for this, what do I work here now?” Haha, thank you for putting my thoughts into words.