I have this guy beat. After having our first child diagnosed with autism and we decided he needed siblings to be there to support him if something happens to us, we had triplets. So there!

@DrakeSermos

4 ай бұрын

LoL "if something happens to us." No Good Thing Ends Well and all the hopscotch

@JeffreyTary-po9md

28 күн бұрын

You

@tamaraceclia

26 күн бұрын

danm

@rebekahbenne1696

10 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@cassandraarroyo5562

3 күн бұрын

Would you like a cookie mate?

The Dollar store people make fun of the people at Target for spending too much on what they could get at the Dollar Store.

@bbiggs4327

3 жыл бұрын

LoL.!

@geraldineanang7701

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet 💪🏽

@r5an

3 жыл бұрын

I just got a $2.50 energy drink for $1 because it was a little dented. SuCkEr$!

@morehn

3 жыл бұрын

@@r5an I got a $1 bottle of water for $.25 at Goodwill since it was used. SuCkEr$!

@nathanmaxson4751

3 жыл бұрын

@@morehn I got a $150 bottle of mystery drink for 37¢ off the street cuz I called the cops

That Bill Clinton diet joke was underappreciated.

@KARENboomboomROXX

2 жыл бұрын

I think the audience must have been too young. Who knows? 😂

Thank you for being a Dad that stands up for his child, Maddie is a wonderful girl. I have a “few” Grandchildren that are high functioning Autistic and I know it is not easy, but it is rewarding to see them grow and succeed.

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Esther! My goal is to bring truth and understanding to others about people like my daughter.

@elishataylor5575

2 жыл бұрын

My son is a high functioning autistic child as well and though he has his difficulties, he has came a long way and has extreme intelligence in his own way❤️

@estherhemming2314

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 keep up the wonderful work you are doing!

@estherhemming2314

2 жыл бұрын

@@elishataylor5575 keep it up, because a lot of your sons success is because you ❤️

@elishataylor5575

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much ma’am❤️

"Get this, they put hamburger in the hamburger helper!" 😂🤣💀

I literally just spit out my drink all over my desk and computer to the dog named Angus, finishing up cleaning to watch the rest. I have an adult son with autism 25, it's good to find humor in our all our kids! TY

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your wonderful comment. We are part of a parenting club that few could imagine.

@jfinsd7070

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 it is unique.

We can all learn from one another. Super funny and love how he embraces and uplifts his daughter!

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thx Tracy! My comedy is a little too real for some.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 I have a so with autism myself. . . I get it -- my humour, too, & my wife's doesn't get whiney or crying -- it's who he is. :) I love him, period. Not in spite of ASD, or because of it, but because he just IS.

This man is a solid comedian. He pivoted well when the 2 audience members had cars that defeated the opening to his joke. Great guy, too. I will be looking for more of his work!

@lightbulb1982

3 жыл бұрын

@soxrule74 They write these jokes. I'm sure they have a few versions of it, otherwise they wouldn't get the audience involved...

@mandielou

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightbulb1982 of course they "write these jokes", what the hell do you think they do? Comedians are typically the creators of their jokes & the execution of them, unless they're like O'biden 🤭

@mandielou

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightbulb1982 I just realized what your username is.. ironic. Lmbo

@lightbulb1982

2 жыл бұрын

@@mandielou I'm impressed that you looked at my username and I will tell you; people love to poke at that name but I can always turn that joke back to them as most commenters today have next to a zero IQ lmao... I have actually considered making a little video clip explaining how and why I chose that name to take intimidation away from all the low IQ folks that don't know how to comprehend that name lol... what do you think? Would an explanation behind that name have made me feel less threatening to you???

@davidkurtzbach7589

2 жыл бұрын

There was no car related opening joke

My brother in law has young twins and I call them (lovingly) the criminal masterminds. One boosts the other up on the counter and the fun begins! Their mother is a saint.

I love your stories about the kids, esp your daughter. what a beautiful soul she must be. the part about running through the store had me laughing so hard i was in tears, thank you!

Hands down, one of the best specials ever recorded.

Wow, I just...don't know what is up with people. As a doctor, a woman, and someone with special needs in their family, I liked this. I didn't get upset at the jokes about women or doctors and don't know why others did. I am decidedly more liberal than this comedian is, AND a millennial, plus I have moral reservations about IVF, and wasn't offended by any of that either. It's jokes, yo, told by a human with feelings. I don't know why people feel like their negativity is necessary and if I were Dry Bar I would censor the crap out of these comment sections to protect the performers. It wasn't exactly my usual style of comedy, but Mr. Scott guy, if you are scrolling through and getting discouraged, don't be. You are funny. I laughed and am not in the target demo! Just keep working, and honestly even your detractors liked Maddie so maybe more of her! Best wishes, man. Don't listen to buttbutts.

@luciaguglielmo368

3 жыл бұрын

So true, that children make us better people 💖 & So true, that life will surprise us in ways we could not imagine 🌟

@bbiggs4327

3 жыл бұрын

Well said.!!

@TheSuperappelflap

3 жыл бұрын

being offended is a fulltime job these days

@Maria-Elena-Ford

3 жыл бұрын

Buttbutts

@billbiller3745

3 жыл бұрын

This whole getting more offended than the people who should be offended is crazy and ruining our society. You know who didn't care about dr Seuss books. The Chinese that the Americans decided should be offended. Bizarre stuff

Enough laughs for the set. It takes a different kind of audience to appreciate this type of comedy.

@charleslee1879

3 жыл бұрын

Funny is funny, it doesn't have to be filthy...

This is actually one of the best specials I've seen

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Caleb. I really appreciate your comment.

@jesusramos1900

3 жыл бұрын

I disagree

@jesusramos1900

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 you stink bra

@jesusramos1900

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 your "comedy" makes my poop watery

@YourCellPhoneBill

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I've been watching the full specials for days while I hide in the bathroom from my kiddos and their dad and yeah this one is funny but man check out some of the newer uploaded ones. Friggan hilarious.

"Millennials have it tough... When something was funny we just laughed...not millenials" For real lol

@em1osmurf

3 жыл бұрын

i've found millenials to be pretty nice bunch, much more fun than my own age group: entitled self-righteous boomers.

@AndreaJaydn

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so millennial that this statement made me a little sad because it's so true. I could've just laughed, but I'm kinda offended that its true...

@bayoubilly5176

2 жыл бұрын

My fave is that they're lazy. Yep the first generation since actual serfdom that needs three jobs just to make ends meet... Yep that's lazy? Wtf is wrong with those ppl heh.

@staceystrukel1917

2 жыл бұрын

Funny, that sounds like right wing Christians.

@AizenIsKubo

Жыл бұрын

@stacey, "Right Wing Christians" are more free than Leftists these days. Half the Left is right now on the side of Jada Smith and Will Smith because "you can't make fun of a BLACK woman with alopecia. As if that is some disability. Even if it was, so what? Get out. I can have a discussion with R Wing Christians now a days even through cursing each other out but I can't even state an opinion because of Leftists. Get tf out.

Good man. When he brought up his daughter, I got a lot of respect for him. I have a special daughter myself and had a similar epiphany. My daughter is the happiest person around and doesn't feel like she's different or anything. She lives a great life and is still the happiest girl around. I hope his is too. Just had to applaud him bc it's not easy to do much less admit.

Solid set. Awesome recovery with the 2 guys in the audience. The yogurt pants joke was fiiiire lol

the lady saying "oh!" after her infectious laugh cracked me up!!

Great comedy.....Beautiful story . I was blessed with twin grandsons that are 9yrs old and just happen to have autism/non-verbal . Truly they are the best little guys God put on the face of this earth . Thank you for your story .

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Thanks Debbie.

Excellent set. I was bummed when it ended, he needs a two hour special.

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Davy!

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Not many on DryBr are that worthy of a 2-hour special, but this guy for sure!

@yup_its_ME.512

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 Scott if this is really you, then you need an official account...js

@yup_its_ME.512

2 жыл бұрын

loved this set! really made me LOL like that really loud lady

"MINIVAN" *Smashes like button😂

When you're losing faith driving a minivan, and your friend drives past you in the station wagon puts a smile on your face 😆

Dollar store people make fun of the thrift store people. Thrift store people make fun of the flea market people.

@TheSuperappelflap

3 жыл бұрын

and flea market people make fun of people working for other people in stores instead of working for themselves

@MoonLightAmethyst_

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSuperappelflap HAHAHA sooo true

@SnowflakeHenri

2 жыл бұрын

It's whatever I need.

Was anyone else thinking that towards the end he was starting to sound like a Ted talk, and then get their mind blown when he made that EXACT COMPARISON 😱😂

We had a neighbor in his 50’s with a salon tan who wore a fishnet tank top and Dolphin shorts from the 80’s to do yard work.

That "chicken strips" though 😂😂😂

Some comedians are funny and some comedians have funny jokes… but this guy is just a funny guy in general with great material👍🏽

My doctor said I needed to lose weight. So I lifted up his shirt, and he said "what the hell are you doing?" And I said "checking to make sure your beer belly is a pillow...its not "

@estherhemming2314

3 жыл бұрын

Love it, maybe I will do that the next time my Doc tells me I must lose weight. Like we don’t know ourselves!

@biggestfan15

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheDwightMamba

3 жыл бұрын

Beer guts [by themselves on an otherwise "fit" looking dude] is a sign of liver damage. So they are literally beer guts.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@estherhemming2314 I just ask why? & she has to give me a medical reson. She did(I'm prediabetic), so I'm trying. . . :P

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDwightMamba or it's just a genetic shape, like high cheeks. . .

I am morbidly obese in Los Angeles...hilarious! TY!

@MadScientist267

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad that's not what... Lol

This guy is brilliant!

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TWINS!!! AND YOUR PRINCESS...HOW AMAZING...LOVE YOUR STORY. XO

I have a severely autistic girl and she is a wonderful as your girl. You are great!!

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thx Marcela! My heart is with u and your daughter.

OMGoodness!! I busted a gut over this set SO many times!! Thank you 🤗

The Mattie streaker story brought tears of joy to my eyes.! A 1st ever comic classic.!

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Really appreciate you enjoying it!

Absolutely brilliant!!!!! Laugh out loud funny!!! Just what the world needs!!! Thank you so much.

Keep up the good work, you are doing great.

He's more than just a comedian. He's a motivational speaker.

@arizonabusinessleague918

Жыл бұрын

Alex Jones has always been a motivational speaker

Absolutely Hilarious! One of the best sets I have seen yet, glad I watched it in the middle of the day so didn't wake up my wife and kids late at night. Laughed so hard!

Man I admire these guys confidence to get up in front of crowds. I wish I could do this.

HOW AWESOME YOU ARE DAD!!! I'M A DADDY'S GIRL WITH 2 SISTERS SO WE LOVE DADS AS DAUGHTERS I'M NOT SURE ABOUT SONS...BUT MY SON LOVES MY HUSBAND SO MUCH...FROM A LONG DISTANCE...HA HA HA BUT WHEN THEY GO TO THE MAN CAVE TOGETHER IT'S A GEM TO SEE THEM TOGETHER...XOXO

Awesome set, wish they had given you more time. That bit about going from a good dad to a great one was stupendous. 👍 😚👌 😀🖐

Way awesome show.!! Great stories and audience interaction shows he can go improv in a heartbeat.!!

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much!

My doctor is the opposite. The first thing he said was, "yes, I'm know that I'm fat."

@penniewyatt9391

3 жыл бұрын

My doctor finally threw out his back, my life has been better ever since. Oh yeah, pain is real.

loved the Bernie Sanders joke.

Goodwill: a store. correct. not a charity--you're giving stuff to a millionaire for free, to sell, and get richer.

@mandielou

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing that out. I won't go there. They do people's taxes too🤦‍♀️

When I listen to a special, I wait to like it until I hear something really worthy of the thumbs up. The Bernie Sanders joke did it on this one!

ABSOLUTELY FUNNY AS HECK!

super easy to understand his jokes , i loved the $25 copay for a CD special joke. Next time I lose weight, I will ensure to take pics a lot too, great tip!

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Please do Lana!

You never know where your life is going to take you. That’s so true. I’m 55 and have survived seven years of a cancer which should have taken me five years ago. And in so many ways I’m grateful for this disease. I’ve laughed more and loved more than ever before in life. Live daily. Don’t live like you’re waiting to die.

Now I want to ask my husband how he felt about changing from sedans to minivans. I currently drive a 16-year-old Honda Odyssey (the kids are 21 & 23), and when hubby asked what I'd like my next car to be, I said, "a Honda Odyssey." If you feel emasculated by driving a minivan, get this -- I feel empowered, driving a minivan! God bless you.

This guy has some good stuff!

Really good!

Awesome! Thank you! ❤️🤣

Maddie sounds like such a fun and wonderful child 🌞

"True story" That made me laugh harder 🤣

People who drive minivans do have road rage lol

Same as to casseroles in the 70s. Don't forget the green peas - canned or frozen.

He is funny❤

29:55 funny, our local Chick-fil-A is right next to a hooters.... yeah

been waiting on this🤣🤣

Not easy to discern right away when a doctor in a walk in clinic is a hypocrite.

i actually love hearing stories of parents and their crazy kids

What a wonderful man

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

You made my day Marcia!

Rob's story about his daughter reminded me of a joke I heard someone tell. It goes something like this, how do you make God laugh???? Tell him your plans!!!

Excuse me, it's *Chez* Targez -- LOL!!!

Quite enjoyable and fresh. Sorry about your man parts

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Ha!

This guy is hilarious

This was very funny. Totally enjoyed it.

I loved every second!

This was hilarious!

Station wagon vs minivan 😂🤣😅

I love how every comedian makes fun or pokes at Provo, Utah. Even though they struggled to make it that far lol idk I just find it funny

Nah.. people at the Dollar Store make fun of the ones at Dollar Tree. DT people make fun of the ones at the food bank.

@mandielou

2 жыл бұрын

Dollar store is the dollar tree. I think you're thinking of dollar general. Dollar store makes fun of 5 and below bc it's all the same stuff just at the dollar store it's all a dollar. Lol

When you get your Jim Gaffigan at Targét.

What a funny guy!

Thanks!

Nice station wagon revival! 👍👍🤘

Loved your devotion to your daughter, Maddie Every daughter needs the love of a daddy who can see the truth of the purity of the heart God placed within that special needs child Congratulations on taking the high road, doing charitable works You teach by example

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

She has changed my goals in life. Thanks!

@mandielou

2 жыл бұрын

Wish all of us could have gotten that... I thought I was a communist until I figured out what that was on my own. When I told my step Dad that we should just help each other and everything should be free, he called me a communist. I was only 12. He never explained to me what a communist was... I would've thought differently if he had. Ugh. Hilarious though. I'm sure soon after I told people I was... I had a short attention span though so I forgot about that for large part of my teenage years until I heard about it again in high school.

All 3 of my kids are on the spectrum, and they have my husband and i laughing so hard all the time. And like he said, it's never at them, it's with them... because while they do have challenges, they're the most care free kids who have no issues with who they are... and they're so funny! This man is hilarious!!

Water ,tea , and coffee have been around forever. Time tested. If you’re drinking anything else good luck lol

Madi sounds amazing and beautiful. Love hearing you talk about her. You have so much pride and love for her. It’s refreshing 🥰

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

She truly is.

I'm glad to that Alex Jones is taking a lighter approach to fame.

Don't know why he is not more famous, he is actually funnier than Jim Gaffigan. I laughed hard a few times and I can go through stand ups for days, weeks with only smiles and giggles.

Good show mate

Wow, brutal comments. I LIKE this guy. I hate 'people".

@kraken9321

3 жыл бұрын

I don't hate people but I don't see why people have problem with this set.

25:20 LMAO

He found himself around the two cars jokes and started to escalate after. Hope he finds more, that's where he'll pass gaffigan.

Different but still so good!!

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thx Cari! My goal is to be relatable but do it in a way that is different.

@cariaus3758

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 You've definitely achieved it. Loved your humour.

1st Timothy Chapter 6:7-12 7 For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. 8 And having food and raiment let us be therewith content. 9 But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition. 10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. 11 But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness. 12 Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses... Amen .🙂

This old lady should have been In his audience when I was in my seventies. I drove an F150 then. Now, I'm looking at SUVs for my next vehicle.

His back and forth walking reminded me of an anxious animal stuck in a cage... made me anxious... but funny

@mandielou

2 жыл бұрын

It's a nervous tick. If you watch he does it more often(for the most part) when he stops talking or slows his talking. He's filling in the silence with pacing. Lol

Lol this guy is funny

@scottlong5660

3 жыл бұрын

Thx Rhonny.

@rhonnythetypicalwhiteboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottlong5660 no doubt man. Keep doing your thing and stay blessed

For a second I thought this is Michael Rooker, he kinda looks like him and sounds a bit like him too. Yondu! May he RIP

I have ASD and three kids. I can hold a job (and do), I can take care of myself and three children who also have Autism. 🙄 The stigma around autism is terrible. Honestly not as bad as people make it out to be, if we’re accommodated and happy - we grow up better than normal people. I would know, I was so well cared for it took well into my adulthood, to even discover I had autism. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Also shows how little is known about ASD.

@heathrusty

2 жыл бұрын

It's referred to as a spectrum for a reason though. It sounds like his daughter may not be able to develop the skills needed to succeed on her own like you. I have a good friend who, like you, has high-functioning autism - she has six kids and is working on her doctorate. But everyone on the spectrum is different. But then there are some with autism who struggle verbally, for instance. He didn't have time to (or need to) go into all the variables of autism in his set.

So funny!!!

I remember i went to a dentist and his own teeth were just messed up. Telling me he doesnt want to pull out on of my teeth because it essential when he has countless teeth pulled out.

@chrissysconvos

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 he was saving you, he knows the loss of missing teeth

In Australia we have The Reject Shop........Need I say more???

man i have like hundreds of moments i remember vividly and they haunt me

@susanmercurio1060

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. Do you have PTSD also?

Oh yeah... chick fil a on sunday... that's rough...

anyone else realise man's missing the bottom button of his jacket?

@theuzumakikay8647

Жыл бұрын

Me 😭