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@Alystra77

2 ай бұрын

Yes sir!

@veracuskar3017

2 ай бұрын

NIP?

@theemperorsnake1679

2 ай бұрын

video idea: 16 personalities in prison

@Sir_Alien

2 ай бұрын

How do you come up with your ideas?

@PlushIVerse1

2 ай бұрын

Video idea: if dwarf planets were people (if planets were people pt 2)

Cats are basically introverts with an adorable mixture of floof and weird bloodlust, so we get on well

@0ChildStar

Ай бұрын

🤣😭🤣💀

@MrReubenTishkoff

Ай бұрын

INTJs, basically. 😂

@hummie3

Ай бұрын

I dunno about the introversion, my cat is always up in my business 😅

@e.h.buchmann23

Ай бұрын

@@hummie3 All my cats have also been glued to me, but didn't show any inclination of making friends with anyone else 😄

@spacebar9733

Ай бұрын

My cat isn’t an introvert 😭 I have to take him on walks daily and when ppl come in our house he forgets we exist and just wants them to pet him, showing his belly, rolling on their feet and everything

Can't believe you got an actual cat to pretend to be a human

@FrankJames

2 ай бұрын

took a lot of tuna

@theguys0305

2 ай бұрын

@@FrankJames video idea: if different countries were people/different cultures were people 👇

@avyonduncan

2 ай бұрын

​@@theguys0305He'll get cancelled 😂.

@ThatGirlWhoDraws1

2 ай бұрын

​@@theguys0305 that's a rlly gud idea thoo. But yeah the first guy is right lol

@theguys0305

2 ай бұрын

@@avyonduncan why would he? as long as he doesnt make fun of any cultures he'll be fine.

THE GREEN GLOWING SKIN EYES WERE ON POINT LMFAOOO

@victoriousjoy9338

2 ай бұрын

This is lol funny!! Ha ha !!

@justafan13

2 ай бұрын

It's really cool, cats' eyes were made to reflect as much light as possible, so they can see ultra sharp and in the dark

@lvspcnk_201

2 ай бұрын

@@justafan13 that's some cool stuff, thank you for letting me know :)

@matthewmitchell3457

2 ай бұрын

​@@justafan13But if they reflect a lot of light, that means not much light is absorbed, so wouldn't that make their vision worse?

@tinasparkles2434

Ай бұрын

"Dude, he has glaucoma" 😂

As a cat, I can confirm this is true.

@miriamw.

2 ай бұрын

😊

@tobieburn

2 ай бұрын

we cracked him, boys!

@cd31000

2 ай бұрын

Every cat for himself!

@johnschmidt4310

2 ай бұрын

Meow meow meow

@jcumm6867

2 ай бұрын

As a commenter, I can confirm this comment was written by a cat

He kills for you. No one could say that.

@JZsBFF

2 ай бұрын

And can't be held accountable! Becoming a serial is a realistic option.

@queenseabee8113

2 ай бұрын

Only because he thinks you're an incompetent hunter.

@Nylon_riot

2 ай бұрын

​@queenseabee8113 haha yup. "oh you brought me a gift!" Nope, he is saying you suck and get better catfood.

@theoriginalkrabbypatty

2 ай бұрын

FACTS!!

@0Anubi0

Ай бұрын

My ex can say that. Or he could, if the police managed to find him.

Inaccurate the cat actually responded

@FrankJames

2 ай бұрын

true

@amethyst1062

2 ай бұрын

Inaccurate he isn’t one foot tall and mute except for screaming incoherently

@TheDennys21

Ай бұрын

Some cats are very talkative.

When he was CHIRPING at the birds. It was TOO ACCURATE

1:44 My favourite part, especially the weird chirping while staring out the window with wide killer eyes 😂😂

@greenentrepreneurs

2 ай бұрын

fantastic

Vomiting on the carpet...it's the little things that bring us joy.

@libbylandscape3560

Ай бұрын

Yep, it’s when they run from the hard surface to make it to the carpet for their little upchuck of joy. 😂

"I don't know how to do outside" Neither do I, my friend.

@backyardanimals777

Ай бұрын

INFJ alert 🙂

"I want to run FREE......and kill every bird" 🤣

“I imitate the birds so they’ll never suspect that I am trying to kill them all” 😂😂

Missed opportunity to get FJ in some cat ears 😔😂

@meowhahaha

2 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

A scene with the "new roommate" trying to stretch out on a computer keyboard would have been hilarious. 😂

as a cat owner this is too real

I know Frank is a dog person, but his impersonation of cat is impeccable 😂 " SCREAMING FOR NO REASON" 😂😂 that's a fact gosh darn it 🤣

When the cat beat up the curly guy, i laughed so hard i cried... Nice video man. 😂❤

@FrankJames

2 ай бұрын

haha thanks!

@user-ux1dl4jx5s

2 ай бұрын

@@FrankJames I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

@GLING17

Ай бұрын

Of course you’re a dog person, you know absolutely nothing about cats. Typical! 🙄

So accurate ! The only thing missing would be the roomate leaving lots of hair and having an odd but genuine affection for the roomate who gets him (the one with the beanie) Cats can be very loving if you take the time to understand them 😺

@Viky.A.V.

2 ай бұрын

totally true, you just have to take some time to get to know them better, and they appreciate it immensely!

@JeM130177

2 ай бұрын

But obviously he would want to be best friends with the one that doesn't like him too 😂😂😂

@Kaede-Sasaki

2 ай бұрын

​​@@Viky.A.V. They'd eat you if you died...as a way of saying thanks. 😼

@ManasiJindal

Ай бұрын

@@Kaede-Sasaki If you're dead, why would you care? 😆

If a cat were a person, they might be the ultimate mix of independent and curious, with a dash of aloofness thrown in for good measure. Picture someone who values their personal space but can't resist investigating every nook and cranny. They'd likely have a keen eye for detail, an innate sense of gracefulness, and an ability to nap anywhere, anytime. Socially, they might be selective about who they spend time with, preferring the company of a few close friends over large gatherings. And when it comes to communication, they might be more about gestures and body language than words, letting their actions speak louder than any meow ever could.

@meowhahaha

2 ай бұрын

Purrrfect!!

@isitsweet9567

2 ай бұрын

This gives off strong ChatGPT vibes

@ronibigbangnicole

Ай бұрын

This is me tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯😅

@catwindham4800

Ай бұрын

Soooo… Sherlock Holmes?

@honeyispink

26 күн бұрын

You're right. Cat people would be exactly what you said. 👍

thats so real, bro the amount of times my cat gifted me with dead animals on my bed, every time i feel like im on a minecraft night

The glowing eyes in the night was hilarious lmao

0:43 the way cats literally slap anything that crosses the corner

@GummiVal

2 ай бұрын

Yes! This is my favorite part and had to watch it a couple of times. Hilarious! It also reminds me of when I was a kid in the mid 90s and at my cousin’s cousin’s house and she had a Persian cat which I had never seen before which hid in the back flap of one of those lazy boy type chairs and then would randomly swat out the side and you would just see her legs and it really freaked me out because I was right by it. So then I was kind of scared of cats after that. Haha but now have 2!

@Kaede-Sasaki

2 ай бұрын

I had one that would stretch and massage his front paws on me...luckily he had been declawed. I miss him 😿

@WasatchHandicrafts

Ай бұрын

@@GummiVal it’s so hilarious when they do that! My two cats don’t let me cross the stairs without smacking my legs

As an INTJ I can totally relate to cats.

Frank is secretly 3 cats in a trenchcoat.

“I wouldn’t say I like my roommates. I just tolerate their existence” That’s how I feel towards everyone in my life 😂

This guy definitely has a cat.

@meowhahaha

2 ай бұрын

Meow meow 🐈

2:15 “I want to run free AND KILL EVERY BIRD” Me too bro me too 🥲

Hahaha, I don't do outside, either! That cat's an introvert! Funny ending, too! Can't wait for the Dateline episode! I love cats!😹🙌

@FrankJames

2 ай бұрын

glad you enjoyed it!

The cat noises at the window. 😂

We already KNOW what a humanoid cat would be like: have you never seen "Red Dwarf"?

@suzettewilliams1758

2 ай бұрын

I'm going to get you little fishy.

@CrystalShadow

2 ай бұрын

👍👍👍

And on that rare occasion that he's happy, he does this weird vocal/body vibration thing. He calls it purring, I call it frightening.

0:17 my cat sleeps in this EXACT pose 0:43 she also does this randomly to me a lot for zero reason

Was waiting for the sour patch moment where he knocks over a glass of water and then tries to snuggle 😜

@StrangeScaryNewEngland

Ай бұрын

sour patch moment?

@JerrBaybEe

Ай бұрын

@@StrangeScaryNewEngland "First they're sour, then they're sweet." It's the tagline in the old commercials for Sour Patch Kids Candy.

Bro i love the two cat owners and how their reactions towards the cat person are completely different 😂😂l

Hilariously accurate

Three amazing actors!

Once my mom had a cat that would not only kill animals "for" us, she would bite off the mice's heads and lay the bodies next to the car for us to notice. She also bit off the petals from flowers and spat them out again for no reason

@thaloblue

Ай бұрын

She was trying to teach you how to hunt. She figured you were probably her child, or at least someone’s child. But she was disappointed to see that you had NO hunting skills. What if she wandered off one day? How would you fend for yourself? So she started with dead animals laid in obvious places for you to catch and eat. Later, she might have brought you partially living animals that you could chase without becoming too tired and this way master the art of hunting before she crosses the rainbow bridge.

That cat slap moment was especially impressive when I remembered that both parts were played by FJ. These videos are so well made, in addition to being hilarious. 👍🏻🤣

0:36 Didn't know cats were french

@mockingbird6151

2 ай бұрын

I’m French and I like cat, this is a good theory 😂

@meowhahaha

2 ай бұрын

@@mockingbird6151​​⁠ SIIIING!! 🎶🎤🎵Trois petits chats, trois petits chats, Trois petits chats, chats, chats, Chapeau de paille, chapeau de paille, Chapeau de paille, paille, paille. Paillasson, paillason, Paillasson, son, son, Somnambule, somnambule, Somnambule, bulle, bulle 😂

@mockingbird6151

2 ай бұрын

@@meowhahaha Bulletin, bulletin Bulletin, -tin, -tin, -tin Tintamarre, tintamarre Tintamarre, -marre, -marre Marabout, marabout Marabout, -bout, -bout, -bout Bout d'ficelle, bout d'ficelle Bout d'ficelle, -celle, -celle, -celle 😅🎶🎵😸

I heard laughter is now a virus caused by Frank James videos. Now I’ve caught it🤣

Screaming screaming for no reason🤣🤣🤣🤣my cats do that all the time

..."and he does sleep anywhere...." Frank on the floor in that shape....😆😆😆

At least he cleans himself constantly! "But doesn't that just mean that he's covered in saliva?" "Yeah, he's covered in it!"

Ha ha, the laying in the floor. That's how big my cat seems in the middle of the floor EVERYWHERE I try to walk. Have a great evening Frank. I love Dateline. :)

I don't know why I expected this to be cutesy because this makes perfect sense. The dark vibe surrounding it is so funny too

"I can hear a can opener from 10 miles away" -- lol so true! As a girl who lives in a family with 6 cats, I can tell you your portraying of a cat is quite close to the reality =) Yet, they do like simply to bird-watch sometimes.

The glowing eyes, the dead lizard, the vomiting are spot on! Love it, FJ!

my mom's cat loved gifting her dead mice 🤣

@victoriousjoy9338

2 ай бұрын

It's their best gift! They work hard for it!

You make an incredible cat.

0:42 Lol just slapping at the guy and running off 🤣

Can't wait for the episode on Dateline lol

You forgot the part where cats just knock stuff on the ground for no reason or sit in your spot when you just got up for a second to go and get a drink from the kitchen. LOL 😁

@GummiVal

2 ай бұрын

Oh yes good one! Or sneak a bite of your cereal. Or you hear them just down from the kitchen counter when you forgot you left food out and you run in there and yell nooo!

@Kattywagon29

2 ай бұрын

@@GummiVal Switching to dogs for a sec - My dog is not allowed on the furniture. However, when she is in my daughter's room, my daughter lets her get on the bed. Our dog KNOWS that I don't want her on ANY furniture, so if I come in the room and she is on my daughter's bed, she will hop down without me saying anything and lay in her doggie bed. As soon as I leave, my daughter says she gets right back on the bed...👀

You forgot the part where he rubs up against you and makes pleasant sounds when you scratch his hair or under his chin

You just 💯% nailed what it’s like living with our family’s ’roommate’. 💯%!!! The staring with green eyes, the screaming for no reason at 4am, the bird calls, all of it. It’s like you know out ‘roommate’ personally.

The accuracy of this, is off of the charts. 😂

Hilarious 🤣 and true Facts 🤣😀🎉

😂 I’ve never in my life laughed so hard I cried from watching a KZread video. Best 3 minutes I’ve spent all day.

the evil green eyes thing is just perfect!!

omg this is like an SNL skit…and dead accurate at the same time.

How true is this? It’s cute when a cat does all that stuff, but when a person does it, it is just downright creepy! 😂😹

I watched this with my cat curled up next to me. I was cracking up the entire time at the accuracy 😂😂😂 I am the enabling roommate fs

As a cat owner, this is accurate.

Just purrfect! Thanks Frank!

Cats are the best

I'm the guy with the curly hair

A cat is my roommate.

LMAO...I have three cats...Enough said! xD

How people on the internet describe cats: Meanwhile my actual cat:Please don’t leave me just give me food and pets

Laughing so hard I nearly choked on my coffee! This is comedy gold!

Kittypets be like: You could also do what stray cats are like

He blew it by saying merci. No excuses, no regrets, no gratitude; cat life.

My Cat IS an NPD😼 I'm an INFJ-T He came to my door over 1 year ago now. I let him in.... I didn't know! Now I do.😹

The ‘cat’ trilling while looking out the window at birds!

Well on the bright side, he can kill stuff😂

I was going to make an "as a cat" joke but a bunch of people did that already so... SCREAMING. SCREAMING FOR NO REASON

As a cat person, this totally made me subscribe. Very funny and accurate.

I haven't smiled that much (and chuckled) in a long time

Some cat people are indeed aloof. But if you rescue one, your cat person will be very grateful and super snuggly! (Stay tuned for part 2, the rescue?) 🙂

The bird watching part was almost perfect only the cat would be making clicking sounds with its mouth.

Help i never realized how creepy cats are 😭 i still love them tho

Caught you in 15 secs

The bird watching part has me dying 😂😂 The chittering at the window lmfao

AHAHAH I love this one xD I can't even imagine what my cat would be like 😭

The bit with you imitating the birds killed me😂 My cat actually doesn't meow much. She's so quiet haha

@GummiVal

2 ай бұрын

That was great! My calico does that sometimes but I didn’t get that she was actually imitating the birds but now it all makes sense and is hilarious! 😂

I feel like the random "slappage" for no reason was highly accurate!

The only part missing is him trying to throw cups across the room from the counter, licking their plates, laying across their laps and licking their clothes for no reason....also laying on everything they are interested in: laptops/keyboard, craft projects, musical instruments, sewing projects, etc. Also the random running around the room and bouncing off walls...oh and screaming to be let outside, screaming to be let inside or just sitting in the open doorway unwilling to allow the door to close while it is pouring freezing rain outside

OK...I remember the stuffed cat in a past video, but sounds like someone has gotten a real one? This was way too personal! :-)

😂😂😂 posession 0:59 😂😂😂😂the stoner and the quiet talking when bird watching!!😂😂😂

I love that the cat guy also wants it all documented and it's for the very same reason. 🤣

I appreciate that a cat would totally know the proper use of “was” and “were” in this context🤓

Cat low key a serial killer? That sounds about right 🤣🤣🤣

I hadn’t seen the title when I started watching this video. It made the buildup into realizing the roommate was actually a cat a lot more fun!

So my 🐈 is not the only one who runs around from 2 to 4 am.

Cats are the bestest aaaaahh ❤❤😻😻😻😻😻🤗🤗🤗🤗

Lol this is just their parents' dialog for 3 minutes

"so when he inevitably murders us, it's documented for Dateline." 😂🤣💀

When he came from out of nowhere for the food,I died.

Too perfect. FJ you've somehow outdone yourself...🐺🐱🐈‍⬛🐈

1:46 why is this so accurate? 😂

@QuartetofCrickets149

2 ай бұрын

It's so funny to hear him make those noises!

@WasatchHandicrafts

2 ай бұрын

@@QuartetofCrickets149I know, it’s so hilarious 😂