The sailboat crush at 5:20 is terrible - People of such boats tend to take care of their boat with love and pour as much as they can spend into it, typically way more than they're worth. Insurances rarely cover a new boat of equal value/condition. Not to mention the sentimental loss.

I came for the boat carnage and stayed for the laughs. 😂🤣😂

@derek876544

11 күн бұрын

Didn't stop long then

2:37 *The two girls who sat back and watched the boat collide without running away are the two strongest and calmest girls I have ever seen.* 🤣🤣🤣

@davepowell7168

11 күн бұрын

2 alcoholics sharing an early drunch? Oblivious to fear perhaps

@awolfx7947

10 күн бұрын

Paralyzed panic

@justjoanish

10 күн бұрын

Absolutely zero sense of self preservation.

@unknownmasksw2serialirious580

9 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@justjoanish when girls stay calm: Omg 😡🤬 they have no zero sense When girls started screaming Omg 😡🤬 she need to stfu and be quiet 🤫

@gavinminion8515

8 күн бұрын

@@justjoanish There is a fine line between heroic and foolhardy - I'm not seeing this as a heroic action myself.

“I’m on a boat….BOOM…no more!” 😂

😂🤣😂 Famous last words in all of these “no worries mate I know boats”.

And people think one day we'll have flying cars to zip around the sky!🤣

@stoppeopleus

13 күн бұрын

I also believe that one day there will be flying cars like that

Perfect video to show the guy with a new boat BEFORE he takes it out on his first voyage. lol.

The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them. Good Lord, ladies. Have you no instinct for self preservation?

@throttleout3463

14 күн бұрын

I was literally yelling g at my phone move you dumb

@user-ox2xi6kk8o

14 күн бұрын

Most women in L.A. sure don't. They seem to love walking through a sketchy neighborhood on high heels and a minidress looking for an underground afterhours party...I don't get it.

@Mhdogman

12 күн бұрын

That was insane to watch. That big tower thing right next to them.

@unknownmasksw2serialirious580

9 күн бұрын

Of all the video is the ladies is what bring u here for the comment Jesus 😂 I don’t have too $hit about the ladies If they want to die they got one so what??? 😂

At 15:15, I’m pretty sure that went exactly like it was supposed to.

@YouBazinga

13 күн бұрын

I was just about to comment the same. Those pilot boats are there on purpose to prevent the launched ship from drifting away. You can see a thick rubber protection on the bow and a black cloud of smoke coming out of a boat exhaust on contact, forcing the ship in the opposite direction.

@psidvicious

13 күн бұрын

@@YouBazinga Yep, when there is no submersible dry dock available, this is the only other alternative. Admittedly it looks a little precarious but ships have been launched like that for 100’s of years.

@Satanist-zm2rq

2 күн бұрын

This is typical of these trashy videos, I just thumbs down the video and move on.

The one at 15 min was a perfectly controlled ship launch!

thought boats were a noncontact sport 😂😂

It`s such a shame when good videos appear on KZread and the narration is very poor. It spoils the whole reason for doing it in the first place

@chiefsnarlsnortz1610

12 күн бұрын

Agreed. No maritime experience obviously on some!

@dougmartin3385

11 күн бұрын

That’s why I turn the sound down lol

@vec306

11 күн бұрын

Where’s your video?

@number-1-Saxman

10 күн бұрын

Let me make it easy for you. JUST TURN THE SOUND OFF!!!!!

@billycox475

9 күн бұрын

Just leave the narration to Ozzy Man

At 16:26 it is Robert Habeck , the german Minister for Economy. 😂😂😂

@salzpfeffer5748

10 күн бұрын

He is such an Idiot, he destroys the german economy compl.

@Kaesemesser0815

5 күн бұрын

Ja, ich habe diese Ratte auch erkannt.

@2.10 - that is why they need the stainless steel bow.

2:35 - I'm interested to know - at what point do those two decide that it is not a good idea to remain seated where they are as a large vessel carves chunks out of the environment around them?

No wonder my packages never arrive.

1:47 the yacht had some kind of control failure. The channel SuperYachtCaptain has an interview with the guy, he also said what exactly was the problem I just forgot. He selected the cheapest place to crash - if he hadn't done so, he'd have destroyed the (only) bridge that connects the two halves of Sint Maarten. Lots of things, definitely not an idiot!

Go to any busy recreational lake, and watch people launch their boats….talk about entertainment 😃

:43 the really bad thing is that these ships that hit each other barges have warning systems and they’re not listening to them. They’re probably not at the helm/ wheel?? They’re probably sleeping. I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes. You could probably run to the wheel or get on the microphone but as we saw the bridge crash this year where the barge hit the pole bridge and they collapsed killing people more often than we think.Scary

14:39 What's wrong with this one? Seems like a perfect launch to me

They make tide tables for a reason!

I love all these videos he makes my day every day when I watch the videos

Playing everything twice only makes the video half as good

Dude, there is some gold here!

2:00, if you see the steel reinforced bow, you know he did it before!

@lindabuck2777

8 күн бұрын

I KNEW someone else noticed!!! 🤭🧐😝

It seems like a lot of really rich guys hire poor captains.

90% or more of the time the narrator said 'that is why...' he SHOULD have been saying 'THIS is why...'

@number-1-Saxman

10 күн бұрын

Your problem is with the grammar? get a life!!

@dannyc6656

9 күн бұрын

@@number-1-Saxman But sir, grammar is my life... 😛

23:28 That is a beaver lodge and depending on where they are, they’ve either committed a felony or a misdemeanor. Unless they’re in Europe, in North America, if it’s in Canada they’ve committed a misdemeanor. In the United States, it varies by state. In my state, doing something like that is a felony. In other states it is a misdemeanor.

"Hey! You scratched my anchor!"

7:01 getting your dingy pinched. OUCH.

2:11 - Crushing Optimists, the man has class...

Chainsaw: did the wife win half of everything in a divorce?

I love these Boat Idiots XD

@SKARKIBANEZ

14 күн бұрын

Yeah wish you in there too NOOB -_-

Idiots and water can be really dangerous…

Seriously why all the repeats from previous videos??

0.52 parking like a BOSS.

Why any insurance company would insure a boat or jet ski is beyond my comprehension.

The @13:55 full video is called "Onervaren een sluis binnenvaren" - Going into a regular waterlock as is common in the Netherlands but with a captain and crew with minimal experience. You see the people just frantically standing around completely clueless.

Hey Captain Crunch, hold my beer. I'll dock the ship for you! Gilligan could do better than these land lubbers.

at 15:00 i dont see a problem, the ug looked like it was trying to prevent the ship oing too far

18:20 Your bowel? Lol. Pretty sure that should have read “bow” heheh

The two women sitting at the table while the ship was tearing up everything in front of them..as if I'm about to embark on a journey into the unknown.

he was use to racing games where the cars can go into the roughs around the track, . . just didn't realize that water and rocks aren't the same. Honest mistake. As for the ships, once we put in modern collision detection full self autodrive system with something better than cameras . . . flawless victory

Looks like a new Yacht.

The barge at 1:24. Went from launch to sink in the same ceremony 😊.

😮😮some serious ship wrecking here😮😮

Hi Guys,Wish you have fun watching the video, have a nice day

good drivers.

wrecking a sailboat , always 💔

pretty much no one in this video should be aloud to be near or get on boats period

I mean, how would you just ignore these sounds and sirens for many minutes.

I just wanted to know who is going to pay for the damage and the damage.😂

16:23 "This Guy" is Germany's Federal Minister for Economic Affairs and Climate Action.

No thanks. It’s bad enough having to deal with the idiots on land.

@7:34 guess who's swimming to port when the bays too shallow.

That Gorrilla said right turn Clyde!!

@Simonsimon-fy3hq

3 күн бұрын

No way to talk about Mr Eastwood.

Alcohol seems to be as popular with boat captains and pilots as it is with in-stadium baseball fans.

It would probably work out pretty nice to have a super yacht destroy your boat, you get a new boat out of the deal.

Oh My Gosh how Rotterdam has grown!

Reruns of old videos

Apparently big boats have no respect for little boats.

13:56 they are in a boat lock one side has water higher and other other side has water that's lower. So they enter the canal. Doors shut and they pump water in or out depending on the direction. That boat looks like it's getting caught in the current of the lock. Could be wrong.

I can't stop laughing at the things idiots in boats get up to

Nice video

Container barge dude!

16:22 I hope whoever constructed this sh*t aparatus was not responsible for the rest of the ship :D

Everyone deserves everything even more

Can do without the commentary

@edphillips2998

5 күн бұрын

Amen!

@Jason-er8mf

5 күн бұрын

Watch it on mute then you fucking IDIOT

@andrewaway

4 күн бұрын

There was almost none.

@edphillips2998

4 күн бұрын

@@andrewaway None would’ve improved it quite a bit!

@joaoleitao3320

2 күн бұрын

100 right

Where have we seen that blue yacht before?

6:39- That'll teach ya to brake check...

Boats don’t steer well on rocks.

And that is why I will never get on a boat or ship. Drowning!

Makes the Baltimore bridge collapse look like a case of. . . Should have installed the support protectors. Are we going to ask the ships insurance company to replace the bumpers in front of the supports. No so are we going to add safety numbers in front of the supports? Hay it is an important bridge and it supports more than boat and vehicle traffic over the bridge? Those ships are in such bad shape it is a wonder any of them can get around without tugs.

3:30.... I love being with stupid sailors 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

What do you do with a drunken sailor Give him a skippers ticket

Makes me want to sell my 40’ sailboat.

I wonder how many of these involved alcohol?

21:45 ooga bag a be ga bag ah ooga bag a be ga bag ah

@ElCid48

14 күн бұрын

Cucuro mocuro baga baga!

WoW

"This guy" at 16:25 is the german minister for economics and climate action. Just saying.

10:16 😂🤣😂 The third world brains trust at work. 😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

BLUE MAGIC now JUNK

How the boat can run with him ?

Shame on the jerkwads that deliberately rammed into the beaver lodge @ 23:30. Karma doesn't like people who mess with wildlife!

I think pollution when i see all these crashes. ....... that ans stupidity.

@Makkyddd

10 күн бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking- pollution for no reason. No one needs a frickin’ yacht or a boat unless you’re a commercial fisherman- and I’m including cruise ships in that category 😅

thats not how you play battleship

Sailboat is not a fender!

Well i dont know whats worse. 1 helping the foolsome people or 2 thinking about the danage of ur boat or foolish behavior.

18:34, I don't get it, what was the point of cutting the boat in two?

@RageAgainstTheMachine.

10 күн бұрын

maybe someone owed $$$ or somethingi wish they had of told us

Oops

It still amazes me how stupid people can be😂😂😂😂

why the dam music

14:24 that was not the boats fault, it was a Carnival Cruise ship that was on full blast that caused that boat to sink. very fucking misleading.

many times innocents get short shrift because of idiots

Where is the rum me matie

Yessir! Got my Cap’n’s license when I was 15 out of the crackerjack box! 😝🙄🤡 there’s no brakes on this thing is there??? 🪧🤦‍♀️

Old stuff.

Fake. Stages. Clickbait!

Just painful to watch.

Shameful