00:00:00 - Poser! 00:00:57 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:01:37 - Intro 00:09:30 - Skeptic Tank Episode 490 Starts Now! 00:40:30 - Thank you sponsor! 00:43:38 - Back to episode 01:01:11 - ARI SHAFFIR JEW! 01:02:11 - Back to episode 01:57:00 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir 01:57:21 - Outro

@Entertainment-bp7sm

Жыл бұрын

Ari says "umm" about as much as rappers say the N-word

@Fryed_Bryce

Жыл бұрын

@@Entertainment-bp7sm you seem tedious

@ninten2melonjuice857

Жыл бұрын

15:21 Ari, look at Jordan. Is she vaccinated?

@driftinaz3158

Жыл бұрын

jewish people are the opposite of punk

@Nics-D-Ace

Жыл бұрын

You know your like ratio is way better than Rogans clip channel. 1k out if 34k views. Rogan has 20k out of 3 million

Ian has grown on me so much. Such a sweet and genuine dude.

@MummyNapkin

11 ай бұрын

Yeah he's an adorable cross-eyed moron

@Bikewreck

9 ай бұрын

I’ve had the opposite experience

@Austen-bx1bw

Ай бұрын

FA6

The complete derailment of the pod when Ari asks them what a quintessential hardcore song is, leading to almost no agreement on what hardcore is, is peak hardcore kids.

@K14E

Жыл бұрын

arent they mixing up hardcore punk and hardcore metal? i thought current 'hardcore' was an amalgamation of the two.

@Ruintek

Жыл бұрын

they arent hardcore kids though, they are hot topic poppunk kids that just found something new york was known for

@CatmanJimbo

10 ай бұрын

@@Ruintek wouldn't be hardcore if there wasn't some gatekeeping lol

@herecomeseveryone7562

7 ай бұрын

​@@Ruintekif they grew up in the north-east, that shit was all over the place. I was personally just into straight up punk, but a lot of my friends were/still are into HC & Ive seen many of the bands from that time. And many of the dudes in those bands have diverse tastes as well...

These two are great together, manic and chill. Being Ian... with Jordan! *meow*

@rworded

Жыл бұрын

It should just be that, it's funny as hell.

@bori1986

Жыл бұрын

Dude was wet in the pipi region

@bradgentile5746

Жыл бұрын

Lol you mean me-an-ian haha. I just binged being ian yesterday and today

Dave Attell described Ian Fidance as "the onlyest child" and it's the greatest possible way to summarize his personality. Also, I think he actually looks even more Jewish than Ari.

Punk Rock albums everyone needs in their record collection. Bad Brains- Banned In DC, Rock For Light Black Flag- The First Four Years, Damaged, Dead Kennedys- Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetable’s FEAR - The Album Fugazi- 13 songs LP Misfits- Collection 1 & 2 Minutemen- Paranoid Time ep, Double Nickels on the Dime Minor Threat- Two 7” LP Operation IVY- Energy

@kaptainkiwi4444

Жыл бұрын

I'll add "Some Old Bullshit" by the Beastie Boys. And also "Drop Dead" by Siege. And also Death from Detroit.

@biogeniclife

Жыл бұрын

No uk punk?! Cmon! You gotta have Subhumans. They are like the best fucking punk band ever.

@F28aj

Жыл бұрын

Negative Approach

@biogeniclife

Жыл бұрын

@@Sprite_525 I didn’t know Ari was so oblivious about underground music I was thinking he’s in the know. He always talks about lcd sound system, few other alternative and indie rock bands, but then not knowing about punk and hardcore, and he’s my age. I just assumed. It’s still fine I’m not some punk snob, that’s for children. He’s still cool, evil, but still cool. Hehe ok not evil, more like a trickster.

@cmgordon12345

Жыл бұрын

Sloppy Seconds holds up

i'm currently having my own personal hardcore revival at age 35, after falling off for a few years,but holy shit so much good shit coming out these days. Ian is the most relatable comic/podcaster I know of, good shit.

@vampire1630

Жыл бұрын

Have you checked out Militarie Gun?

@headglue1155

Жыл бұрын

@@vampire1630 yeah I just recently found out about them from some sound & fury videos.

The way Ian shakes his leg when he wants to talk hits so close to home lol. I’m shaking my leg as I’m watching this

At Skankfest Vegas I took a picture with Ari and my Kobe Bryant tattoo! It was epic! He told me he’d piss on it! 😂

Hardcore was my life when I was in my teens(still listen to now), and now it's comedy has been a big part lately. So this episode is pretty iconic to me.

Ian and Jordan are the perfect combo, reminds me of hanging with my best chick friend back in the day the humor and chemistry is so similar. Except both of us hate ska lmao

@alexhaile7957

Жыл бұрын

It is a highly gay form of music

@MummyNapkin

11 ай бұрын

So you're the gay guy and she's your hag?

@drownthepoor

11 ай бұрын

@@alexhaile7957 Can I recommend: Arrogant Sons Of Bitches. Might be a ska band you can say you actually like. Amazing band.

@TylerEllis-pv4sl

8 ай бұрын

Like punk and metal. Hate ska

Been a Hardcore Kid for 20 years. CTHC. Ian and Jordan fucking rock, and great comics. Instantly in love with Jordan, of course.

@Actual7

Жыл бұрын

Same, smitten. She’s rad.

Honestly, Ian describing shows and pits is making me nostalgic as fuck. Best thing in the world is embracing the fucking random person you've never met and sharing that moment of bliss being engulfed in the music

these three are individually some of the most funny people to me, and it's so crazy when you put them in a room they just spend two hours listing hardcore and punk bands that they like to eachother. not that i'm complaining lol.

Really glad the Nick Mullen episode put me on to Bein Ian. Jordan is hella tops and of course Ian is so adorable odd he didn’t give Ari a box of Whitman’s

@greg1685

Жыл бұрын

Yeah found them from RAP been hooked on this duo since

@flynnplumlee5293

6 ай бұрын

Your comment has me checking out the Nick Mullen ep of Bein Ian after this episode

Converge is my favorite band. Than k yu ian for bringing up the 🐐 s

23 minutes in and just noticed Ari's t-shirt. Magnificent.

@Timathos

Жыл бұрын

I zoomed in and read it. awesome

@moralhazard1

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Bein Ian with Jordan is the greatest podcast ever, it saved my marriage! #basement

@BPH55

Жыл бұрын

#basementcarl

@Aaronlovesmusic970

Жыл бұрын

I think you meant you saved your marriage but the podcast helped haha what you said is like the crazy whackos being like I thank god for the triathlon I ran and won even tho i did the work thanks god 😂

@timepunishment879

Жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha Morrissey married 🤣💦💀

Dude Ian was spot on with bad luck 13. Some of the scariest shows I’ve ever been to. This was also 15-20 years ago.

@syra9779

Жыл бұрын

Last time i saw them my friend got hit in the head by a garbage can and right after a goat head landed right next. Crazy Ian brought that band up. .. hellfest04 was nuts too.

Ian I have been earching forever for the explanation on how you got the Lumineers to sing your intro....I can finally sleep, praise to Ari shaffir. Goodnight.

The most quintessential hard-core band is Black Flag. They're the fucking Beatles, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, etc of Hard-core Punk. Their albums are above a beyond anything else within that era or scene.

@chriskasatka2095

Жыл бұрын

@Robert Swaine Big Black were fucking phenomenal, but I guess I never thought of them as hard-core.

I love Ian Fidance so much. In another life he is Ian FiNance and he is a completely different person whose a wealthy Jewish economist/investor but instead he is Ian FiDANCE who was a passionate punk kid and later stand up comedian.

The change of pace in the beginning makes me giggle. All up beat and fast and loud, then he talks about the cost of his special, and inadvertently activates The Jew. After that it’s slow, quiet, can’t find the words, as his Jew brain is fixated on the cost.😂

This is a masterclass description or rather a love letter to music and going to shows. After all the BS the past couple of years I've been to at least 20 shows this year and most of them being hardcore or metal shows. You guys described it beautifully.

Bein Ian with Jordan is the best and funniest title.

There is hardcore ska (Leftover Crack, Choking Victim) great bands

I love Jordan!

These guys should thank Ari... since Ari stopped this show I have pretty much directly had enough time in a week to devote to their podcast Bein' Ian with Jordan which is really great ❤

The record stores were why music was better before the internet. The damn algorithm only gives you things they think you'll like because it's similar, but so many bands were inspired by shit that was totally different than them, and like Ian said, they would shout them out in record notes

@cmgordon12345

Жыл бұрын

You are using the internet wrong. There is so much diy music (the fucking heart and soul of punk) available if you aren't lazy about it. What are you into? If it's something that fits this pod. Try Viagra boys, shrimp sessions.

Love this episode! I've been a hardcore kid for around 25+ years. Can't wait to watch that new special, Ari!

I like this episode. Its nice to hear real talk about the punk and ska shows... ahhh memory lane....

Broooooooo I love these two. Just started and I already love this episode!!!! 😊

Thanks for the podcast!

Streetlight manifesto for the absolute win by the way

Check out King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard ❤ great podcast

Lamb of God

Loved this podcast... any topic besides comedy is great!

This was such a trip down memory lane for me and all the hardcore shows I used to go to

i went to punk and hc shows in MD starting in '97, brings back alot of memories. and jordan is gorgeous

1:47:00 "no it's from now, on your mark, wait from now" from Jordan was hilarious!!!

Stunned by the OpIvy references! Yeah, we love our hometown heroes. Great episode

This podcast was amazing it made me revisit when I was 14 and heard screaming weasel let the sun shine in thank you so much I needed that so bad

I can't wait for your special to come out. I saw it live in Ohio when you were working it out and it was great then, I'm sure it'll be even better now.

I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT FOR AS:J!!! I'm so excited that there's finally a release date for this special, this will be a fucking monument in history!!

Everyone should check out the band Viagra Boys. If you laughed, great the name is funny, but listen to the music nerds!!! 🤘🏻🎷

My wife and I just went to see Less Than Jake with Bowling for Soup headlining, and we both left about 3 minutes into Bowling for Soup's set.

@Joyceages

Жыл бұрын

LTJ rules but Bowling for Soup can kick rocks :)

@adronusmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@Joyceages Can confirm

This is going to be a banger!!!

As a teen I would block out the chaos by blasting Pennywise and reading Dean Koontz novels. What a time the 90's were for punk.

@driftinaz3158

Жыл бұрын

lmfao

@helpis0ntheway

Жыл бұрын

No RL Stine? Lol

@drownthepoor

11 ай бұрын

Dean Koontz is highly slept on. I found him because of Phantoms the movie. That movie reminded me so much of the game Silent Hill for some reason, and ironically the streets in Silent Hill 2 are named Koontz, King, Crichton. Weird.

@drownthepoor

11 ай бұрын

@@helpis0ntheway RL Stine was for children.

Really glad I tuned into yt version. That title card was awesome

Was super stoked for the topic but that dude is a lot to handle.

I really, really like Jordan. Didn’t know her before BIWJ. Quick rise!

@Inverted1

Жыл бұрын

Her appearance on ykwd was pretty solid also

@OMGVLS

Жыл бұрын

her cumtown episodes are hilarious

@chucklefucks8399

Жыл бұрын

She can get it FR

@billyghostal

Жыл бұрын

@@chucklefucks8399 id like to join that party

Grew up in NYC and grew up on the periphery of the scene. I was more of a metalhead. but when every time Ian would say "do you remember...." I remember them all.

So glad to hear the Hardcore scene explained in depth. Fuckin love Ian! Been a hardcore for decades. It's so misunderstood as a genre.

I LOVED this ep!

Acacia Strain is definitely hardcore/metalcore. Quintessential to the genre

@jeremypaul138

Жыл бұрын

Yeah these guys really have a surface level knowledge of the topic at one point he said acacia strain was screamo

Love the punk conversation.

This is a great episode!

I’m loving Jordan and Ian hilarious

i love this episode so much. I broke my ankle crowd surfing at a Less Than Jake and Suicide Machines concert in 2001. Two days before I started grade 11. Man i miss those times.

Its cool finding ian an jordan, it combines my two loves of hardcore an comedy

She has Neal Brennan's mouth but I still love her.

this was awesome love when comedians talk about music. or have musician guests. siik

OG hardcore Husker Du .

Ian and Jordan are my new favorite podcast pair

Really appreciate someone bringing light to something that been such a big part of my life. If you’re reading this and you’ve never listened to hardcore look up ‘trial - are these our lives’

@headglue1155

Жыл бұрын

just re bought that cd along with snapcase - progression through unlearning. good stuff.

@5RRRtarRiver

Жыл бұрын

Trial is dope. I met the singer from Trial at a house show in Seattle, and he was wearing a shirt with Kurt Cobain on it that said “I need drugs like I need another hole in my head”.

Poor Jordan. Me 'n Ian makes perfect sense! Give the woman her win!

so funny how annoyed ari is of ian after 30 mins

The delight on Ari’s face when Jordan says on your mark, get set, go

I loved Ian dancing to the music we could barely hear around 1:04:02

This reaffirms that I gotta get out to shows more often! Would be dope to run into Ian too !

On today's episode of Skeptic Tank, two oriental shorthairs talk too a Labrador retriever

50:58 It's Josh Homme of QOTSA you're trying to think of.

Stoked that you gave Ali siddiq’s story a shout out. That’s one of my favorites.

Was really hoping for a Fishbone mention! Great episode

@kirbyd

Жыл бұрын

they seem to be into a lot of kinda corny punk and hardcore for the most part, and the ska that ian references are atrocious . and ari bringing up skid row two separate times is hilarious .

I’m the drummer for Bad Luck 13, haha, I love all of this and all of you. Come get weird with us!!!!

Much respect to Ian for keeping the memory of The Tink’s Vid Dream alive!

Varials and Knocked Loose also honorable mentions for best hardcore today.

I love Ian and Jordan!

I saw Ceremony open for American Nightmare 2 weeks before covid lockdowns(still the last concert I have been to) and they played a bunch of like new wavish music I had never heard from them and one old hardcore song, really bummed me out.

@Joyceages

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I don’t don’t think they will ever play w Violence Violence track again. Caught them back when that album came out and they were a totally different band live

I love that Ian is such a hardcore fan. Vision of Disorder was one of my favorites from long island. Ari, "we're the brews(jews), wearing anti-swastica tatoos. Hey! Hey!" And il never forget the wall location we had, used to let you listen to cds before you bought them. Hindsight, i feel bad for how much work i made for those clerks re wrapping cds. Sry for the long rant. Nostalgia is a mafucker.

Ari your dog is the most precious cuddle bug, what a sweetie 🥰!

Check out Bane - Give Blood for a really classic hardcore album

this is rad, I remember finding greenday and offspring in 94, by 96 aside from jewel my tapes and cds were all punk, ska and hardcore, greenday and bif naked were my first show.

Jordan Jensen is amazing....!

I think I’m in love with Jordan... No, never mind. Wait, yeah I am.

I’m always listening to The Armed. Great hardcore.

I grew up in the punk scene in 80s DC - this podcast made me feel like I needed to up my game. Don't know half the bands they're talking about

"Punk is whatever we made it to be." - D. Boone, Minutemen

Ari could not give less of a fuck about punk even though he owns a Television album which some would argue are one of the progenitors of New York alt-punk. But still nice to listen to Ian’s mania combating Ari and Jordan’s monotones.

The fye in my city just closed last year. Loved reminiscing the metal daze

1:28:11 Growing up extremely devout Mormon in Utah, and now growing weed in Oregon; I feel this so hard on BOTH sides.

In Worcester Boston, we had ECW and then WAAF real rock tv.

This is Ian’s origin story episode. ❤

A good iconic hardcore song is Firestorm by Earth Crisis

I remember falling asleep to liquid swords all the time when I was younger that album and dmx's it's dark and hell is hot

I grew up in salt lake City and was in the punk scene and met that guy that "overdosed" on acid that the story was about. Supposedly. Favorite bands back then hands down No cash and Leftover crack.

Crass said 'punk is dead.' The Exploited said 'punk's not dead.' 🤷

@god-in-schizoid-mind3120

Жыл бұрын

And then special duties said bullshit crass

The song Ian is looking for is, the color of money by bury your dead

Fantastic job ari

I know this is a late post but "Pleased To Meet You is a great example of what hardcore is.