Jordan Jensen Returns | The Colum Tyrrell Podcast | Ep. 54
Комедия
The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes stand-up comedian and podcast host Jordan Jensen. People know Jordan from Bein' Ian with Jordan, Cumtown, Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank, YKWD, Barstool's KFC Radio, & more.
The Colum Tyrrell Podcast is hosted by stand-up comedian Colum Tyrrell. Collie has been seen on comedy podcasts The Legion of Skanks Podcast, Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Real Ass Podcast, YKWD, Dan Soder & Big Jay Oakerson's The Bonfire and more.
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00:00:00 - Big Muscly Boy
00:01:10 - For the Love of GOD Support the Patreon
00:02:45 - Dave Loves a C*m Dinner
00:17:38 - Welcome Jordan Jensen
00:18:25 - Jordan Got into an Argument with the Jews
00:23:18 - Rat Tails and Landing Strips
00:24:08 - No Cap
00:24:52 - Thank You Sheath
00:26:35 - Hot Mullet Men and Jordan's New Look
00:30:06 - Women Are Attractive as Long as They're Not Your Age
00:38:50 - I'm Used to Lying About Herpes
00:41:47 - The encOOder is OOverlOOded
00:43:10 - 23andMe is G*y
00:46:05 - Jordan Can't Follow Her Own Advice
00:47:15 - The Dunkin' Donuts Freakout and Jordan's Vendetta
00:52:35 - Jordan's Dating History
00:58:23 - Jimmy Fallon (Hate to Bring it Up)
00:59:40 - Colum (Colm) Spells His Name Wrong and Colin (Coln) Farrell
01:02:05 - Bombing Campaign and Dirty S*x
01:07:00 - Guy Friends and Short Kings
01:09:05 - You Really Were Born to be a Lezbian
01:11:07 - Jordan Draws our D*cks
01:16:00 - Bill Clinton's D*ck Theory
01:19:00 - An Intellectual Discussion on Foreskin
01:23:45 - Turbo-Jews
01:26:34 - NXIVM Ginger Ale
01:33:14 - Catch Jordan on the Road
01:34:00 - We Expose Jordan's Burner Account (go follow)
01:37:42 - Questions from the PATREON (patreon, patreon)
Пікірлер: 98
Jordan Jensen Kicks ass!
Guys she's giving me the fook eyes. I'm gonna go for it haha
@WHDRWN
Жыл бұрын
yeah i'm gonna seduce her as well
@GG256_
Жыл бұрын
You're in if you're related by marriage some how. 😆
Tell jordan I said what up thanks collie
City boooy!
@reedbruv2638
Жыл бұрын
Cityyyy boooooooiiiii
I literally can see her a 3 am in the kitchen makin late night breakfast talkin to us as an older cousin who came over from university in another city
I think I'm in LOVE! Something about her makes my bird twitch
@BurnoutBushido
Жыл бұрын
Now that’s tragic
@Fikroc
Жыл бұрын
@@BurnoutBushido I see what you did there 😉
@coomr419
6 ай бұрын
That she behaves like a man you mean
Mom is here nice
Great episode. Jordan is awesome
Collie growin that Yellow Stone stash
“She’s Hung!” 1:09:30 Deserved a lot more 🤣🤣
U P T H E R A
@eljaroebeukes5118
Жыл бұрын
*urethra
Great ep
good stuff collie
Jordan looking tight as usual!
Subscribed🤟😎
Wow, did not expect her to be this funny. Great episode
@SlayerTomentor
Жыл бұрын
She puts most comics to shame. She says the most wildest shit that most comics would be afraid to say because they think they'll get canceled
1:07:43 "he's a short" nick mullen confirmed
I WAS BORN CLOSER TO FRANCE THAN YOU WAS 😂😂😂😂😂
The Colm Tyrrell Podcast
Prepare to be talked over for an hour
Bro. Jordan faked me out when she talked about Banshee. I thought she was talking about the TV series at first, which is one of the most under-rated shows of all-time.
I’m here for the guests and the cast. Collin can east some poor. Pretty sure watching people eat is how his family ate in ireland
Jordannnn 🫶 yasss
Jordan is just Ian with a wig
@liamrose7711
Жыл бұрын
no, she lets people talk
@Kpmg12
Жыл бұрын
What an insult, the pod would die without her
@mad1337nes
Жыл бұрын
Never seen them both at the same place, checks out
great eagles cap, go birds!
35:00 I just love me some Jordan :))
Jordan new favorite
Damn, these people are doing 3-4 podcasts in a day? Slow it down. Quality over quantity
@malicioustactics6846
Жыл бұрын
Like what? Does doing 3-4 podcasts in a day sound like a lot to you or something? Typically most podcasts run for about an hour and some change. With that being said, recording 3-4 podcasts in a day isn't even a full 8 hour work day and most comedians don't have day jobs, so quality over quantity in your statement is basically kind of irrelevant since a lot of these comedians have completely open schedules until they go do their spots in the evenings if/when they're not on the road touring. Joe Rogan will interview 3 people in a day, and 95% of the time they're 3 hour podcasts. So far your statement may be the silliest thing my eyes have had to read this year.
Im a hasidic jew and i do love ryan long, collies right again
@Fikroc
Жыл бұрын
is the dick blood considered hallal?
Jenson is podcast Gold...
your producer looks like he sniffs all the seats that Andrew Schultz sat in.
@j.b.7133
Жыл бұрын
Hes fucking terrible
"You have a jewish vibe-ish"
the shirt and background tricolour scheme is a little heavy on the orange, no?
JJ can get it
Kanye's Enemies VS Jordan Jensen
Jordan can get it... 💯
18:00 for jordan
Didnt watch the full episode yet but hope you address her socks and why is she shoeless lol.
Collie u smashin that bruh 😎
Jordan is bae. Hnnnnnngggg
Yeah no that’s definitely not how you say croissant Colum
@smutleybutcher
Жыл бұрын
There’s nothing worse than when Americans try to say foreign words “authentically”, it just sounds so shit with that “rrrr” drawl. Anyone that says “cwassonnt” and isn’t French is a giant twerp haha
I would love to take Jordan hiking in the woods, not to murder, rape. Bird watching and the like.
Shout out to hassidic jew Adam Friedland
jordan is wrong. im average height but my hands are small. the unit is 9.5 inches and a thicky. a few girls have audibly gasped
@ednakrabapoly
5 ай бұрын
LMAO
1:11:30 now that's why I love her so much :)))))
This was so bad😂😂 Jordan was great but yoi guys are so creepy😂😂😂😂
Triggering me that she's not wearing shoes for some reason.
It was a different chris tucker who went to the island you hacks
@WalkingPaceWP
Жыл бұрын
@Bu$$yBuster it discredits the island story though. It is very finny though
It's pronounced kwassonts
@smutleybutcher
Жыл бұрын
If you try and say it the French way then that’s confirmation that you’re trying to pose as an intellectual to pick up philosophy student chicks.
@duncefunce1513
Жыл бұрын
@@smutleybutcher kwassonts ain't the French way. The French way is more or less impossible if you ain't French.
Idk what Tom petty is talking about here, but Gillis doesn’t have a accent lol.
Gordon Ramsey is HARDLY Scottish. I know he's Scottish, but not really. Yeah, I know he is.
@smutleybutcher
Жыл бұрын
He’s got a posh English accent.
@MatchesMalone1183
Жыл бұрын
@@smutleybutcher That's because he's been working in posh restaurants since he was a teenager. His mother has got a very common Scottish accent.
Bunch of Ticking Time bombs yo
Low pass filter
Colums double chin is becoming more obvious every episode
The Irish weren't the pilgrims. Wtf are you talking about?
Hasidic Jews dont believe in hell. If she asked if they're going to heaven that story would make more sense.
The guy on the left needs to leave.
Jordan is the only thing that made this podcast even kind of tolerable and I still didn’t finish it “Cousin of herpes” … smh 🤦🏻♀️ it’s called HSV1. Read a book, or idk actually listen to your guest. She might (does) know more than you.
@ColumTyrrell
7 ай бұрын
She's only a women. How could she know more than me?
@kathy5424
7 ай бұрын
Hilarious… I’m sure you really kill it with middle schoolers
@ednakrabapoly
5 ай бұрын
just looking at your profile picture. looks like Buffalo Bill hasn't let you out of the well yet.
@kathy5424
5 ай бұрын
@@ednakrabapolywtf is that even supposed to mean? You’re just saying random shit that resembles a joke but doesn’t actually make any sense. Try again
@ednakrabapoly
5 ай бұрын
@@kathy5424 Buffalo Bill is the serial killer in the movie Silence of the Lambs. He kidnaps large frumpy women (you) and keeps them in a dingy, dirty, disgusting well (your bedroom).
Oooof, did nobody return your calls this week Collum?
im so in love with jordan that i keep posting these creepy as fucking shit comments on all her appearances and content
That's a girl?????
@smutleybutcher
Жыл бұрын
Yeah she’s androgynous and not monogamous
@haterade5137
Жыл бұрын
@@smutleybutcher I'd take what I can get too