Jordan Jensen Returns | The Colum Tyrrell Podcast | Ep. 54

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The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes stand-up comedian and podcast host Jordan Jensen. People know Jordan from Bein' Ian with Jordan, Cumtown, Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank, YKWD, Barstool's KFC Radio, & more.
The Colum Tyrrell Podcast is hosted by stand-up comedian Colum Tyrrell. Collie has been seen on comedy podcasts The Legion of Skanks Podcast, Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Real Ass Podcast, YKWD, Dan Soder & Big Jay Oakerson's The Bonfire and more.
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00:00:00 - Big Muscly Boy
00:01:10 - For the Love of GOD Support the Patreon
00:02:45 - Dave Loves a C*m Dinner
00:17:38 - Welcome Jordan Jensen
00:18:25 - Jordan Got into an Argument with the Jews
00:23:18 - Rat Tails and Landing Strips
00:24:08 - No Cap
00:24:52 - Thank You Sheath
00:26:35 - Hot Mullet Men and Jordan's New Look
00:30:06 - Women Are Attractive as Long as They're Not Your Age
00:38:50 - I'm Used to Lying About Herpes
00:41:47 - The encOOder is OOverlOOded
00:43:10 - 23andMe is G*y
00:46:05 - Jordan Can't Follow Her Own Advice
00:47:15 - The Dunkin' Donuts Freakout and Jordan's Vendetta
00:52:35 - Jordan's Dating History
00:58:23 - Jimmy Fallon (Hate to Bring it Up)
00:59:40 - Colum (Colm) Spells His Name Wrong and Colin (Coln) Farrell
01:02:05 - Bombing Campaign and Dirty S*x
01:07:00 - Guy Friends and Short Kings
01:09:05 - You Really Were Born to be a Lezbian
01:11:07 - Jordan Draws our D*cks
01:16:00 - Bill Clinton's D*ck Theory
01:19:00 - An Intellectual Discussion on Foreskin
01:23:45 - Turbo-Jews
01:26:34 - NXIVM Ginger Ale
01:33:14 - Catch Jordan on the Road
01:34:00 - We Expose Jordan's Burner Account (go follow)
01:37:42 - Questions from the PATREON (patreon, patreon)

Пікірлер: 98

  • @8bitdevil504
    @8bitdevil504 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan Jensen Kicks ass!

  • @pravkdey
    @pravkdey Жыл бұрын

    Guys she's giving me the fook eyes. I'm gonna go for it haha

  • @WHDRWN

    @WHDRWN

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah i'm gonna seduce her as well

  • @GG256_

    @GG256_

    Жыл бұрын

    You're in if you're related by marriage some how. 😆

  • @trevorshourds7467
    @trevorshourds7467 Жыл бұрын

    Tell jordan I said what up thanks collie

  • @Kaskaskiaflood
    @Kaskaskiaflood Жыл бұрын

    City boooy!

  • @reedbruv2638

    @reedbruv2638

    Жыл бұрын

    Cityyyy boooooooiiiii

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Жыл бұрын

    I literally can see her a 3 am in the kitchen makin late night breakfast talkin to us as an older cousin who came over from university in another city

  • @thetragicschoolbuspodcast
    @thetragicschoolbuspodcast Жыл бұрын

    I think I'm in LOVE! Something about her makes my bird twitch

  • @BurnoutBushido

    @BurnoutBushido

    Жыл бұрын

    Now that’s tragic

  • @Fikroc

    @Fikroc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BurnoutBushido I see what you did there 😉

  • @coomr419

    @coomr419

    6 ай бұрын

    That she behaves like a man you mean

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Жыл бұрын

    Mom is here nice

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Жыл бұрын

    Great episode. Jordan is awesome

  • @txtacos817-3
    @txtacos817-3 Жыл бұрын

    Collie growin that Yellow Stone stash

  • @yourcalling8419
    @yourcalling84196 ай бұрын

    “She’s Hung!” 1:09:30 Deserved a lot more 🤣🤣

  • @patrickyoung2815
    @patrickyoung2815 Жыл бұрын

    U P T H E R A

  • @eljaroebeukes5118

    @eljaroebeukes5118

    Жыл бұрын

    *urethra

  • @erixouther
    @erixouther Жыл бұрын

    Great ep

  • @georgeb9586
    @georgeb9586 Жыл бұрын

    good stuff collie

  • @ryanbeck8004
    @ryanbeck8004 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan looking tight as usual!

  • @joshbarnes225
    @joshbarnes225 Жыл бұрын

    Subscribed🤟😎

  • @smutleybutcher
    @smutleybutcher Жыл бұрын

    Wow, did not expect her to be this funny. Great episode

  • @SlayerTomentor

    @SlayerTomentor

    Жыл бұрын

    She puts most comics to shame. She says the most wildest shit that most comics would be afraid to say because they think they'll get canceled

  • @Millor001
    @Millor001 Жыл бұрын

    1:07:43 "he's a short" nick mullen confirmed

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz Жыл бұрын

    I WAS BORN CLOSER TO FRANCE THAN YOU WAS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JRVXIV
    @JRVXIV Жыл бұрын

    The Colm Tyrrell Podcast

  • @NumberOneChina
    @NumberOneChina Жыл бұрын

    Prepare to be talked over for an hour

  • @RustCole01
    @RustCole01 Жыл бұрын

    Bro. Jordan faked me out when she talked about Banshee. I thought she was talking about the TV series at first, which is one of the most under-rated shows of all-time.

  • @ItoHiyori
    @ItoHiyori Жыл бұрын

    I’m here for the guests and the cast. Collin can east some poor. Pretty sure watching people eat is how his family ate in ireland

  • @lucky5cm
    @lucky5cm4 ай бұрын

    Jordannnn 🫶 yasss

  • @ericjauregui
    @ericjauregui Жыл бұрын

    Jordan is just Ian with a wig

  • @liamrose7711

    @liamrose7711

    Жыл бұрын

    no, she lets people talk

  • @Kpmg12

    @Kpmg12

    Жыл бұрын

    What an insult, the pod would die without her

  • @mad1337nes

    @mad1337nes

    Жыл бұрын

    Never seen them both at the same place, checks out

  • @cesarnavarro8627
    @cesarnavarro8627 Жыл бұрын

    great eagles cap, go birds!

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Жыл бұрын

    35:00 I just love me some Jordan :))

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz Жыл бұрын

    Jordan new favorite

  • @erjo2567
    @erjo2567 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, these people are doing 3-4 podcasts in a day? Slow it down. Quality over quantity

  • @malicioustactics6846

    @malicioustactics6846

    Жыл бұрын

    Like what? Does doing 3-4 podcasts in a day sound like a lot to you or something? Typically most podcasts run for about an hour and some change. With that being said, recording 3-4 podcasts in a day isn't even a full 8 hour work day and most comedians don't have day jobs, so quality over quantity in your statement is basically kind of irrelevant since a lot of these comedians have completely open schedules until they go do their spots in the evenings if/when they're not on the road touring. Joe Rogan will interview 3 people in a day, and 95% of the time they're 3 hour podcasts. So far your statement may be the silliest thing my eyes have had to read this year.

  • @CrackinJacks138
    @CrackinJacks138 Жыл бұрын

    Im a hasidic jew and i do love ryan long, collies right again

  • @Fikroc

    @Fikroc

    Жыл бұрын

    is the dick blood considered hallal?

  • @MaTTheWish
    @MaTTheWish Жыл бұрын

    Jenson is podcast Gold...

  • @FacTi0n
    @FacTi0n Жыл бұрын

    your producer looks like he sniffs all the seats that Andrew Schultz sat in.

  • @j.b.7133

    @j.b.7133

    Жыл бұрын

    Hes fucking terrible

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. Жыл бұрын

    "You have a jewish vibe-ish"

  • @FRM101
    @FRM101 Жыл бұрын

    the shirt and background tricolour scheme is a little heavy on the orange, no?

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 Жыл бұрын

    JJ can get it

  • @theonetheonlytwig
    @theonetheonlytwig Жыл бұрын

    Kanye's Enemies VS Jordan Jensen

  • @ryanmoore2047
    @ryanmoore2047 Жыл бұрын

    Jordan can get it... 💯

  • @Stoney-Jacksman
    @Stoney-Jacksman8 ай бұрын

    18:00 for jordan

  • @jebemtiii
    @jebemtiii Жыл бұрын

    Didnt watch the full episode yet but hope you address her socks and why is she shoeless lol.

  • @glass1258
    @glass1258 Жыл бұрын

    Collie u smashin that bruh 😎

  • @cleanjimmy
    @cleanjimmy Жыл бұрын

    Jordan is bae. Hnnnnnngggg

  • @2clau
    @2clau Жыл бұрын

    Yeah no that’s definitely not how you say croissant Colum

  • @smutleybutcher

    @smutleybutcher

    Жыл бұрын

    There’s nothing worse than when Americans try to say foreign words “authentically”, it just sounds so shit with that “rrrr” drawl. Anyone that says “cwassonnt” and isn’t French is a giant twerp haha

  • @jeremyogrizovich3247
    @jeremyogrizovich32478 ай бұрын

    I would love to take Jordan hiking in the woods, not to murder, rape. Bird watching and the like.

  • @egorerofeev7762
    @egorerofeev776210 ай бұрын

    Shout out to hassidic jew Adam Friedland

  • @curtisboyce3849
    @curtisboyce38497 ай бұрын

    jordan is wrong. im average height but my hands are small. the unit is 9.5 inches and a thicky. a few girls have audibly gasped

  • @ednakrabapoly

    @ednakrabapoly

    5 ай бұрын

    LMAO

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Жыл бұрын

    1:11:30 now that's why I love her so much :)))))

  • @coomr419
    @coomr4196 ай бұрын

    This was so bad😂😂 Jordan was great but yoi guys are so creepy😂😂😂😂

  • @redrobotmonkey
    @redrobotmonkey Жыл бұрын

    Triggering me that she's not wearing shoes for some reason.

  • @WalkingPaceWP
    @WalkingPaceWP Жыл бұрын

    It was a different chris tucker who went to the island you hacks

  • @WalkingPaceWP

    @WalkingPaceWP

    Жыл бұрын

    @Bu$$yBuster it discredits the island story though. It is very finny though

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 Жыл бұрын

    It's pronounced kwassonts

  • @smutleybutcher

    @smutleybutcher

    Жыл бұрын

    If you try and say it the French way then that’s confirmation that you’re trying to pose as an intellectual to pick up philosophy student chicks.

  • @duncefunce1513

    @duncefunce1513

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smutleybutcher kwassonts ain't the French way. The French way is more or less impossible if you ain't French.

  • @MeanMustard650
    @MeanMustard650 Жыл бұрын

    Idk what Tom petty is talking about here, but Gillis doesn’t have a accent lol.

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 Жыл бұрын

    Gordon Ramsey is HARDLY Scottish. I know he's Scottish, but not really. Yeah, I know he is.

  • @smutleybutcher

    @smutleybutcher

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s got a posh English accent.

  • @MatchesMalone1183

    @MatchesMalone1183

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smutleybutcher That's because he's been working in posh restaurants since he was a teenager. His mother has got a very common Scottish accent.

  • @fatasspulp
    @fatasspulp Жыл бұрын

    Bunch of Ticking Time bombs yo

  • @LeekowalskiWalker
    @LeekowalskiWalker Жыл бұрын

    Low pass filter

  • @alwaysforget911
    @alwaysforget911 Жыл бұрын

    Colums double chin is becoming more obvious every episode

  • @duncefunce1513
    @duncefunce1513 Жыл бұрын

    The Irish weren't the pilgrims. Wtf are you talking about?

  • @tonyg490
    @tonyg490 Жыл бұрын

    Hasidic Jews dont believe in hell. If she asked if they're going to heaven that story would make more sense.

  • @jackfranks7160
    @jackfranks71608 ай бұрын

    The guy on the left needs to leave.

  • @kathy5424
    @kathy54247 ай бұрын

    Jordan is the only thing that made this podcast even kind of tolerable and I still didn’t finish it “Cousin of herpes” … smh 🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s called HSV1. Read a book, or idk actually listen to your guest. She might (does) know more than you.

  • @ColumTyrrell

    @ColumTyrrell

    7 ай бұрын

    She's only a women. How could she know more than me?

  • @kathy5424

    @kathy5424

    7 ай бұрын

    Hilarious… I’m sure you really kill it with middle schoolers

  • @ednakrabapoly

    @ednakrabapoly

    5 ай бұрын

    just looking at your profile picture. looks like Buffalo Bill hasn't let you out of the well yet.

  • @kathy5424

    @kathy5424

    5 ай бұрын

    @@ednakrabapolywtf is that even supposed to mean? You’re just saying random shit that resembles a joke but doesn’t actually make any sense. Try again

  • @ednakrabapoly

    @ednakrabapoly

    5 ай бұрын

    @@kathy5424 Buffalo Bill is the serial killer in the movie Silence of the Lambs. He kidnaps large frumpy women (you) and keeps them in a dingy, dirty, disgusting well (your bedroom).

  • @seansaidthis2763
    @seansaidthis2763 Жыл бұрын

    Oooof, did nobody return your calls this week Collum?

  • @blurtling
    @blurtling Жыл бұрын

    im so in love with jordan that i keep posting these creepy as fucking shit comments on all her appearances and content

  • @haterade5137
    @haterade5137 Жыл бұрын

    That's a girl?????

  • @smutleybutcher

    @smutleybutcher

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah she’s androgynous and not monogamous

  • @haterade5137

    @haterade5137

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smutleybutcher I'd take what I can get too

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