CHAPTERS: 00:00:00 - The Fan 00:00:46 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:01:29 - Intro 00:16:14 - Skeptic Tank Starts Now! 00:28:19 - Thank You BetterHelp! 00:30:01 - Thanks guy! 00:30:45 - Back to the episode 01:45:27 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir 01:45:47 - Outro

@timothysmith294

Жыл бұрын

I agree 100% that if a7x is your favorite band/if you have tattoos.... you're trash... But they are talented, specially before their drummer/main songwriter died... the guitar player is better than he should be too 🤷‍♂️🤌

Ari deserves every podcast award available for the lengths he'll go for an intro

@keving311ify

Жыл бұрын

ari really is the best. awesome guy that does not get enough credit.

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

My editor quit over it. She told me she would if I did what I was planning. But I still did it because comedy gives me no choice. Might not be an episode next week while I look for another editor.

@ryanschmid6064

Жыл бұрын

@@arishaffir "comedy gives me no choice" lol if I knew video editing I'd be driving down to the city to give you an application

@OldManGamin_OMG

Жыл бұрын

@@arishaffir worth the week sacrifice to let you be free

@krikeydial3430

Жыл бұрын

I still can't give a thumbs up with Ari's ass so exposed.

R Kelly is everywhere and I am loving it

@MrJol420

Жыл бұрын

Lol I love that's factual. He really is R. Kelly

@rawn9234

Жыл бұрын

R Kelly is the man

@mikebruce4332

Жыл бұрын

Stop taking the piss

Seeing Ari laughing after Robert saw the shit vas hilarious😄

@John-wd8vm

Жыл бұрын

So fucking good. Ari is the best

@scrubclub9999

Жыл бұрын

second try hey you gota go to the bathroom or anything i kinda just rushed ya in here

@Wildcard1992

Жыл бұрын

I listened on audio, came here to watch the reaction. I was crying laughing listening to Bobby's reaction ahhahah

@emersonvestal

Жыл бұрын

@@Wildcard1992 same!!! I was in tears in my truck!!

@NICKYDOGOOD

11 ай бұрын

1:14:14

I’m excited for both specials!

@mikebruce4332

Жыл бұрын

THE TRUTH!!!

@evancousins8161

Жыл бұрын

my favorite reg

@DanielZeal

Жыл бұрын

Happy Tuesgay!

@Reformsqua

Жыл бұрын

Get verified you creep

@arashhaj3314

Жыл бұрын

please go on JRE your episodes are so life changing.

I’m happy for Bobby. He deserves the success.

"You're going to die alone!" I'm dying laughing!

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

He was so mad!

@damiencharnoski7428

Жыл бұрын

So so funny

@damiencharnoski7428

Жыл бұрын

The best

@damiencharnoski7428

Жыл бұрын

1:14:15

Bobby finding the poop was gold.

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

I entertain myself sometimes.

Lmao when Bobby finally sees it I almost died 😂😂😂

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

I didn't think I'd pull it off.

@tmack5975

Жыл бұрын

@@arishaffir worth the wait 😂

@Kickasso

Жыл бұрын

@@arishaffir I was beginning to lose faith in it, I was thinking just say "you gotta see what I did with my bathroom" or some shit, but you came through in the end 😂 epic.

Kelly getting that Shaffir bump

@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD

Жыл бұрын

On an ep that started with a shaffir plop

I've been looking for that shit in a box clip all over the internet. Saw it live over the internet and almost suffocate laughing. Best moment ever

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Did you find it? I actually want to see it.

@TheOrlandoTrustfull

Жыл бұрын

I've tried as well Ari and can't find it anywhere 😣

@valuepack2

Жыл бұрын

Our Chosen king, I found your shit in a box clip. Gas Digital, LoS feed, 2016, episode 287. 1hr, 28min, 30 seconds. Heil.

I heard the bonfire side of this cameo thing the other day. this is hilarious to see where Bobby was that day 🤣 😂

@supra1988tg

Жыл бұрын

Oh man that shit was great. Crackle Crackle

i have really come to love bobby kelly the last couple years. im from boston but he just wasnt on my radar growing up/early adulthood. hes a gem. and so are you ari!

When Ari said “this podcast which u get for free” I hit the like button

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

danka

My cat just died but thank god for Ari is hilarious it’s cheering me up

@nineteen8122

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry 😢

@andrewupshaw6002

Жыл бұрын

@@nineteen8122 found out he had cancer had to put him down

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Luis Gomez killed it. He told me he was going to do it but I didn't believe him.

@Kickasso

Жыл бұрын

@@arishaffir he's been threatened by your superior mayham from day 1, will that man stop at nothing to try and top you? first the pedophilia and now he's killing pets, not real ass at all..

Superb episode, Bobby is always a great guest, & I loved it when the plan came together - hilarious! Can't wait for the special either.

Bobby Kelly’s whole body slumped when he saw that picture. 😂

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

It's the same face when an old man in Argentina hears somebody say "It was him" in German.

Im glad I got to see this while its still here🤣

When I heard the broken glass sound for the ad in my headphones, it made me jump so bad because I was holding glass! Haha

Bobby is looking great! Shades Kelly is back

@MrJol420

Жыл бұрын

Lifeguard Bobby coming. I feel a Ethan suplee coming. I kinda feel bad for him, Bobby is ganna have the kevin smith look, the skin just gets a little stretched. But fuck it your H E A L T H Y.. its not all about just being big. It's the health stuff. You don't gotta get ripped, at least kevin smith got the beard tho it kinda distracts you from the skin lol

the Aunt and Uncle of my podcasting addiction - this was a fantastic episode. I most loved the aside of Ari stating 'Bobby's special was okay for families to watch - doubt it!' ha, however the poop on Ari was solid in joke only ;) - love you both!!

Come back to this once a month… then forget and re-show my wife the poop clip and just stares at me with disgust! Lol

Pumped for this eppy!! Kill Box was absolutely amazing, highly recommend!!

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Nice! Thanks for supporting him. I saw him run it at the Fat Black Pussycat Lounge and it slayed me.

Love this podcast ,thanks for the laughs.❤️🦘

Ari and Bobby are great 👍 Keep up the great laughs when the whole f'ing world can use some!

This pod should be called "2 hairless cats just hangin out"

I cried when Bobby found the shit! The way Ari got excited lol That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a wile!!

@dannybobby13

5 ай бұрын

I’ve come back to to watch Bobby find the poop a year Lester

DUUUDEEEE I THINK I BROKE MY LEG DUDEEE. Glad to see Bobby looking great

Congratulations must be extended, I've only seen Vos make Bobby gag like that.

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Thanks! So happy with myself.

Great podcast! Loved the intro!

You guys are great together

Bobby is the best at coming up with the best excuses of being late, all the basics, blame : women, children, construction, traffic... beautiful

Ari was quick on this ep. Funny stuff

crackle crackle surprise at the end😂😂😂

Great podcast Ari! Working out looks really good on Ari and Bobby looks so young and happy 🚀

5 minutes in and I am completely riveted Poop talk is fascinating

Bobby Kelly gagging is the funniest thing I have hear for some time.

I love this combo

Just watched you on Rogan. An hour of listening to 50 year old men talking about saunas later. K. This episode is very funny.

The perfection of the toilet being over ari’s head 🤌

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Wish I could say that was on purpose.

Jesus, Robert Kelly is on the biggest podcast tour right now. He's legit been on EVERY podcast I watch for the past week or 2. Props for putting the work in 100%

@Reformsqua

Жыл бұрын

Yea he’s advertising to the same audience over and over

@RandyNachoManSandwich

Жыл бұрын

@@Reformsqua comedy podcast fans?... sorry he's not on the local morning news promoting it lol

@Reformsqua

Жыл бұрын

@@RandyNachoManSandwich it’s ok bro

SURPRISE BOBBY! HAHA Wonderful!

This episode brought to you by the guy that got me acid... Nice!

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

You gotta respect the sponsors.

I'm really glad the cameo call stayed in this episode lmao

Godamn... Bobby checking out the toilet was priceless

Bobby is funny af. That gf poo story was hilarious

Hilarious...I'm starting my morning dump like normal with yt vids and this greets me

1:14:15... I found Skeptic Tank in 2015, and I think I've listened to every episode at least once. Springing a bloody couscous dump on Bobby might be my favorite single moment.

We got him bandit, we got him good 🤣🤣

Wow, ari and Bobby both lookin great!

I've listened to 10,000 pods. I'm not just saying this: I know that humor CAN be subjective. I feel strongly that this is the funniest pod ever to date.

33 mins was fucking pure gold! "You're gonna die alone!"

I fkn ❤ Bobby Kelly

1:42:53 Bobby's life flashes before his eyes. One that has a distinct before and after this moment.

@cloudyboy1756

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mJ-ilI-vY83cprA.html the follow up call is hilarious

Thanks for the laughs holy shit 😂

lol you got him to go to your bathroom 🎉

Ari is the best.

Bobby throws up like Steve O LMAO

Bobby's reaction to Ari's poop reminded me of the (post credit) scene in a 30 Rock episode where Tracy Morgan is hysterically remembering bad childhood memories. Tracy cries out "A puppy committed suicide when it saw our bathroom!!".

Great episode and special ykwd got buy kill box

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

It's such a good special!

Wholly shit...how did Bobby get on everyone's podcast this week. Fuck yeah!

awesome

Duuuuuuuddeee

Turning into Don Barris.

Oh my god that shit had me DYING fuckin laughin, i mean couldnt breathe

🤣🤣🤣 Crackle Crackle

Bobby looking like he pissed off the voodoo priest in Beetlejuice

Looking goo Bobby!

We r all scientists at heart 😂😂

😂 by the way do you have to use the bathroom? I forgot you left him a surprise lol

Bobby: You're about to get married Bobby 30mins later: This is why you're going to die alone!

An intro like no other

Could breathe laughing at Bobby retching

Bob’s doing the circuits

Love seeing this legendary man on all these pods. Why wouldn’t you just put a sock on?

Two great American's

I always think of RK as Bang Bang Deeeeeeeewd

45:43 Heyo Bandit! 🙃

@jujubean1185

Жыл бұрын

Comin in for the quick close-up

That intro song is great, I wonder who owns it?

😂😂😂

Literally unclogging my septic system as I started this pod about shit. Simulation.

Big ups to all the Jeans and Mommies watching this one. Poop and gagging. Win!

God that was a 10 out of 10

1:12 I couldn’t breathe

TRAMPOLINE shit... almost spit coffee...

I've dropped deuces that left the paint peeling off the wall.

bobby stands for may ham

Blobby Kelley ladies and gentlemen

All hail Shockwave

Dope ass wallpaper, Ari

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Got it for free because they cut it wrong and I demanded a refund even though I was able to fix it by hanging it in non-consecutive strips. Ari Shaffir: Jew coming in early November.

@Chris-P

Жыл бұрын

@@arishaffir nice, looking forward to it 😎

Lol I’m not sure if I can watch this one 😮😅

SoBert october is a nice way to try and keep brent crystals alive

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

It's nuts because we were actually all trying to kill him but it had the opposite effect

The main perk of the fan is that it covers up the sound

1:14:14 that's some good shit

"Big Jay Oakerson... one of yhe worst dressed comedians"🤣🤣🤣

Notable shit art includes Piero Manzoni tinning his own shit in 1961, titled "Artist's Shit," and Wym Delvoye's 2000 work "Cloaca," a giant machine that eats real food at one end and shits real shits onto a conveyor belt out the other end. The shits are vacuum sealed and sold as individual artworks.

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Too cultured a comment. But interesting.

Shout out Mitch Hedberg 🤘💀🤘❤❤❤

when I google "R Kelly poop" my results are not as intended

@arishaffir

Жыл бұрын

Ahhaahha

When you sat down on the toilet my face got really red. Cause I’m on the toilet

Wow Bobby on a Podcast RUN. Flagrant 2 even.. I used to comment man "Bobby let himself go" on alot of his stuff, just trolling..but half hoping one day he'd change the way he eats. Wild he did it, Bobby is ganna be the next Ethan suplee just rippppped former fat guy

@andybaldman

Жыл бұрын

It’s called marketing. He’s simply hocking his new special. It’s all just to sell you something.