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50% tremble, 50% rage, 50% derp. That's 150% motherfluffer.
@insensitive919
Ай бұрын
Shut your mouth! 😅
@stillhere1425
Ай бұрын
Accounting for his outsized strength!
@nicolebohrnstedt8008
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@zentierra7803
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jhk3594
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The punching sound effect absolutely cracked me up 💀
@BiterAvid
Ай бұрын
Absolutely the perfect sound effect.
@freedomishavingachoice3020
Ай бұрын
10/10 editing. Perfectly timed. Non Repetitive. Didn't overwhelm the other audio. You deserve all the good karma today whoever edited this!
@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious
Ай бұрын
They're not sound effects, he's genuinely too powerful.
@unluckellie
Ай бұрын
@@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious You're right, you're right.. mb 🤭
@barbaramorris2196
Ай бұрын
h@@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious
That little man doesn't shake because he's cold, Derpy shakes with the rage of his tiny ancestors
@chriskosloski226
Ай бұрын
ALL THIS RAGE! in a cute little body..
@oldred2470
Ай бұрын
And those movies
@bryceaustin4995
Ай бұрын
His ancestors were actually fairly medium sized.
@Edgar-ot7cv
Ай бұрын
The great techichi
@tcmtech7515
Ай бұрын
When you roll a 1 on body but max out on anxiety.
As a former vet assistant, I can tell you that chihuahuas are no joke
@yuzmanito
14 күн бұрын
Skill issue
Vanessa: "calm down" Derpy: *rage shaking intensifies*
@brandonnotsowise2640
Ай бұрын
Me irl.
@wilmaknickersfit
Ай бұрын
What a name too! Poor guy! 😂
@miamyos
Ай бұрын
They're definitely the shakiest dogs second to Italian greyhounds!😂❤ I used to call my first chihuahua my little rumble pack after the vibrators in PS-controllers lol
@tomferguson9250
Ай бұрын
Funny how the smallest dogs have the biggest attitudes 😂
@madeemad8968
Ай бұрын
@@tomferguson9250yep, I have one of those 😆
"He expects me to take him seriously" THE DISRESPECT
And he had the NERVE to smile at the end like he was a “goood boy”!!
@GigiBranconi
Ай бұрын
He was! All dogs are! How dare you!
@Nev1812
26 күн бұрын
Tis but a scratch 🥲🩸
@stephenr80
22 күн бұрын
Hhhh😂
@zoes32flavaz
8 күн бұрын
@@GigiBranconi yes! With the exception of those ferocious tiny beasts, chihuahuas
@GigiBranconi
8 күн бұрын
@@zoes32flavaz NO, they are good boys too! Met one just recently, tiny fella named Pablo. So friendly, cuddly, curious about everyone! They are good dogs too!
That may just be the calmest chihuahua I've ever seen.
We would all be past tense right now if big dogs had the chihuahua mindset.
@stardustfactory8311
Ай бұрын
They breaded them out leaving only chill big dogs
@lokimiguel2452
Ай бұрын
It's called training your dog had nothing to do with mindset
@lokimiguel2452
Ай бұрын
@@stardustfactory8311yeah no
@cancer_sucks
Ай бұрын
@@lokimiguel2452 i think many a small dog owner would disagree
@tek512
Ай бұрын
@@lokimiguel2452I'mma guess you haven't been around many chihuahuas, or trained them for that matter. Even those with excellent breeding and care tend to be extremely prone to fear, and this in turn begets a number of problematic behaviors. Some of'em are also just plain aggressive without having the fear motivator. Sometimes they become possessive of their owners to the point of aggression. There are lots of potential causes, many of which are part of the breed rather than a result of environment. Yeah, you can usually train them out of it, but it requires far more effort than most other breeds. ....And sometimes, depending on the dog, it just doesn't work. Despite what people like to say, not every dog can be trained out of every behavior.
Derby: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!! Spray Nozzle: *sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
@shawnaileen157
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@zalphinian
Ай бұрын
For me it was - Derpy: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!! Derpy: *Proceeds to try and dangle from grooming restraint by neck only*
My chihuahua was a sassy little girl, I made a concerted effort to socialize her, but she still gave this leery side eye to strangers that just reeked of judgement.
@Ziegfried82
10 күн бұрын
They only love their master, they're kind of like a cat in that regard.
@FishBola1991
10 күн бұрын
@@Ziegfried82 well, she was originally my Grandma’s, but I guess that still made me second in line if only because I was my grandma favorite.
Best. Entrance. Ever. 😂
@Person1865
Ай бұрын
It's the "I didn't want to come here" walk/drag
@ArDeeMee
Ай бұрын
The sheer enthusiasm…!
@xOutdated
Ай бұрын
omfg that took me out already 💀
@shiboof
Ай бұрын
YES. He peeped around the corner and then said nope and backed out of sight. So funny.
@daniellez.2462
Ай бұрын
That was a very quick *NOPE* from Derpy 😂
"What can one do against such reckless hate?" - Theoden, King of Rohan
@brianhammer5107
Ай бұрын
" We hates it! HATES ITTTTT !!! FOREVER !!!!!! "
@Redhairedviking09
Ай бұрын
@@brianhammer5107 "Take it off us!"
@remingtonwingmaster6929
Ай бұрын
The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!
@rainstreet78
Ай бұрын
🤣 One of my favorite movie lines
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
Ай бұрын
"Ride out and meet it!"
Please dont bite me Chihuahua: I AM THE GOD OF WAR
I love how big dogs’ first instinct is always to try to escape the tub/dryer but lil’ dude here is ready to catch a body
@jordanhasch2544
7 сағат бұрын
He was really out to let someone catch those paws, wasn't he?
"You're really feisty." - understatement of the year LOL!
@user-go1wt3uc1b
Ай бұрын
You're right! The way she called him dangerous Derpy is also such an understatement, I'd say he's demolishing Derpy! 😂
@loginregional
Ай бұрын
Full of BEANS.
@wilmaknickersfit
Ай бұрын
You'd be fiesty too if somebody named you Derpy! 😂
@texasgirl6000
Ай бұрын
@@wilmaknickersfit, 😂👍
@friendlyporkchop
Ай бұрын
i have a chihuahua and tbh it's really good to know they're all that dramatic
I lost my 3 pound attack dog a year ago this week. The Chihuahua only loves one person, and, if you're that chosen person, you have a best friend for their entire life. I miss my girl terribly.
@michelleferguson9104
Ай бұрын
I’m so sorry for your loss
@bonniegantz1594
Ай бұрын
I am so sorry. I lost my seven pound girl the week before Christmas two years ago. It still hurts.
@peggylarue7824
Ай бұрын
🐾😢🌈💔
@Goopiterian
Ай бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss 🌈🐕
@elderlypoodle9181
Ай бұрын
That hurts beyond belief 😣 We adopted 2 more and I never thought I could. Chihuahuas were not on my list until I had one. Now I know I can’t live without them. 🙌🏻😘
Peace was never an option.
Derpy reminds me of my old chihuahua I had growing up- people always talk shit about chihuahuas but they’re such loyal little guys!
@zoes32flavaz
8 күн бұрын
They are! They will loyally bite you.
Chihuahuas, 50% spite, 50% tremble, 100% warrior.
@MyHandelsMessiah
Ай бұрын
1000% worthless
@Mortumo
23 күн бұрын
@@MyHandelsMessiah cap
I love how his eyes look at two different directions.
@KristenK78
Ай бұрын
Right?
@gumby013
Ай бұрын
@@KristenK78 And left.
@btrixie60
Ай бұрын
Excellent!@@gumby013
@katemarshall7439
Ай бұрын
@@gumby013 👏🏻👏🏻best chuckle today!
@danieledugre1837
Ай бұрын
Yeah…like our mothers used to say!
"I will destroy you, your bloodline, and all of humanity" That sounds like something a chihuahua would say 🤷🏻♀
who decided to put all the rage and utter disregard for all life into the smallest animals?
Derpy has allowed you to escape with your life and fingers intact. He truly is benevolent.
We lost our 16 year old Chihuahua a few days ago and seeing this feisty boy makes my heart swell. Gonna miss you, Eli.
@DutchXFangirl
Ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss. The little ones create big, gaping holes too once they've crossed the rainbow bridge. *hugs*
@ericar.6370
Ай бұрын
16 years is a blessing! I’m sorry for your loss ❤
@Lorijenken
Ай бұрын
im sorry for you lost there such sweet babies, Lost mine 7 years ago, we all weep for your lost and send you love!
@amyralls6218
Ай бұрын
I am so very sorry for your loss. I suspect your feisty little one has quickly become boss over the rainbow bridge! Your fond memories will always keep his spirit alive!
@utekrause8334
Ай бұрын
So sorry to hear this sad news. I know how it feels.
Boy does that little one ever bring back memories of my grooming days. More attitude from these littles than from ANY large breeds.
Your dry sense of humor is greatly appreciated. 😂The sound effects had me in stitches.
This made me laugh! "Flame thrower of doom"😅😅😅😅😅. Fiesty little fella.😊
My grandmother had a three legged Chihuahua. That dog wasn't afraid of anything and would regularly chase my grandmother's male cat, who was three times that dog's size.
@helenafarkas4534
Ай бұрын
there is something about small dogs and how fearless they are towards those larger then them. those *smaller* then them on the other hand... the fear is real
Thanks for keeping the water pressure low on that pump. I was worried Derpy would go flying if it was at the usual pressure! 😃😃😃😃
I love his name, it's perfect.
the punching sounds when he was swatting at the dryer tube 🤣🤣😂, feisty but cute!
Such a little guy with big attitude. 🤣
@blakearius
Ай бұрын
Attitude is a funny name to call his junk..
@TheFlyingmartini
Ай бұрын
Napoleon complex. 😂
You have the patience, of a angel . We need people like you in the world.
FEISTY little guy. Great dogs; my dog is Chihuahua & Yorkie mix - Chorkie. She's stubborn, needy and has endless energy. 😆😍
The use of sound effects was 100% effective!
My partners grandmother had a chihuahua named Peewee who hated everyone except she and I. The whole family was stunned. When I came over he’d hop off her lap run over to me and stand on my knee like he was king of the mountain. He hated any part of his body touched besides his head so massaging his lil head was the funniest thing he’s make happy little growling noises and he won my heart, before him I met a different chihuahua named Johnny who came over to me and bit me for just being in his house. Peewee convinced me all Chis aren’t evil.
@DOSRetroGamer
Ай бұрын
I'll never understand how people allow their pets to "hate everyone" - which basically means being loud/aggressive. That's not personal taste; It's just bad/no education
Chihuahuas are the most ferocious dogs hands down! I have had 2. My old chihuahua kept my 6 Belgians in line. She passed in January at 17. Miss her!
@_lexi
Ай бұрын
17! that’s incredible, good on you for givng her such a long and safe life!
@Dmanrocksall
Ай бұрын
My moms chihuahua keeps her pitbull in line too!
@kam3411
Ай бұрын
I have a neighbor that has a Shih tzu and a Cain Corso. The shih tzu is the boss out of the two. She keeps him in line.
@mirievans7155
Ай бұрын
Same. My 8lb chi kept my 40lb dog in line. Even as an 18 yr old and blind, the chi was in charge.
@de341f6
Ай бұрын
despite what it may seem, Chihuahuas naturally have very long life spans and are generally very healthy because they have been the same size and have had the same features since they were first introduced centuries ago. Those sharp snouts and compact bodies are a tank. @@_lexi
Omg, this is my 15 yr old Chi, but he has NO teeth. Grumpy and dramatic but loves he’s my baby boy who loves me more than food, and that’s saying a lot. Thank you for taking care of all the dogs you do,love your videos and without you and others in your profession, all grumpy Chi’s would have long nasty nails. Worth every single penny you charge!!
“…he expects me to take him seriously, besides his toothless grin…” 😂🤣😂🤣 I died.
That little pipsqueak is a brute Lol. Love the commentary and sound effects.
LOL THAT INTRO!!! I love the soft soothing woman voice, and then the dog appearing momentarily through the door, small body, eyes that say NOPE, and then the eventual being dragged through the opening 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg! Sound effects were awesome! I think Derby would appreciate them as he believes his fighting skills are just that awesome!
Usually not a big fan of chihuahuas, but he is absolutely adorable.
My chihuahua named Secret, she screams and yanks I have trouble doing her nails, but we go to the groomer, and nails are done in 5 minutes , and as long as she can't see us when getting her nails done, she behaves perfectly, if she sees us, she puts on a show and screams.
@bout3fiddy
Ай бұрын
Our Chihuahua does the same unless he's at the groomer. Then he practically offers his paws for trimming. They're such show ponies.
@user-qj8uc4tb8n
Ай бұрын
That is altogether too familiar.
@ghostlylover99123
Ай бұрын
Oh she a chihuahua alright
@MKVProcrastinator
Ай бұрын
What would happen if you wore masks?
@orngjce223
Ай бұрын
@@MKVProcrastinator They can smell you and recognize your body language
I laughed at Attack: 100% Damage 0% :D
He put up one helluva fight. Props, Derpy. 👊
Whoever named him is a genius
Please keep adding the doggos' comments, they're hilarious! "You're meaner" was such a perfect match for the look on his face!! 🤣🤣🤣
@animerlon
Ай бұрын
Totally agree! 👍🏼 It's got my vote. The sound effects too.
He came in like the mafia...😂😂😂😂
unbreakable, impossible to tame, mighty chihuahua power😂😂😂😂😂😂
a mighty but merciful creature
People love to say mean things about chihuahuas, but I just lost my spicy girl and I'll always be grateful for the joy she brought to my life. Some people like the easy to love dogs, and some of us enjoy a challenge.
@elstongunn4277
Ай бұрын
I’ve never heard people say mean things about chihuahuas. What do they say?
@Person1865
Ай бұрын
@elstongunn4277 oh that they're yappy ankle biters and stuff like that. No dog is a perfect angel, but chihuahuas are great dogs. It's probably scary being so little in a big world.
@elstongunn4277
Ай бұрын
@@Person1865 Poor little guys have a hard time living down the misconceptions people have about them! I’ve only heard great things about them and how wonderful they are. To me, they do seem to shake a lot like they are constantly cold, or nervous and stressed out. :)
@usernamemakesmemad
Ай бұрын
Some Chihuahuas I have seen fear the air, others are very confident 😎 It is not only small dogs that are scaredy cats, it depends on the dog's personality no matter their size.
@corkycobon1481
Ай бұрын
Absolutely love me a Chi. Don't care they they can be bipolar 😂
Honestly, I feel like chihuahuas can be really sweet dogs. They're just often not taken seriously because they're tiny and their outbursts are seen as funny when the same behavior on even a slightly bigger dog would immediately be seen as dangerous, and owners would take their training more seriously. Chihuahuas are very smart dogs and just as sensitive as any other breed. They're not toys :( they'd also like some boundaries and need socialization!
@OnwardsUpwards410
Ай бұрын
Well said. Hate the angry psycho stereotype. With training, and without egging them on for laughs, chi's are the best dogs both in temperament and loyalty. No one has your back like a chi in his or her own home.
@ifeeldead463
Ай бұрын
They really are. I owned two chihuahuas and both times, they were surprisingly chill, if snobby (unless youre their favorite person). They only bark at other dogs but they tolerate humans, mostly cuz they get uppies (which makes them feel tall), cuddles and snackies
@Akaitsuki57
Ай бұрын
You can say that louder!
@de341f6
Ай бұрын
People love to rag on Chihuahuas for barking at big dogs, but in the eyes of a small breed like a Chihuahua of course they will feel a bit threatened. They literally have to look up at a bigger dog. @@ifeeldead463
@PlueschUndWahnsinn
Ай бұрын
Amen to that! Never had a Chihuahua, but I've met a few responsible owners and a breeder. All of their dogs were angels! Reserved and protective, but good boys and girls tho. The one from the breeder were super chill at the vet, too! They are dogs and want to be handled and trained like dogs.
I have a long haired Chihuahua and he is my whole world he saved me and i know it my baby is spoiled rotten and as long as im breathing he all was will be
Ok, the comments dialogue you added on the screen made me spit my drink out. This is great stuff, thanks for sharing!
Two Teeth Derpy walking through the front door, being dragged rather was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣! Tiny but mighty.
@deborahgallagher-vu5hl
Ай бұрын
Only 7 years old and only 2 teeth?
@metalhev3989
Ай бұрын
@@deborahgallagher-vu5hl he left his teeth as gifts to people who got their face too close
He has no teeth!!!😂😂😂 I’m sorry sir! Him trying to bite the hose and the dryer are taking me out! I cannot take you seriously after that 😂
Girl, you are articulate, witty and kind. Fun to watch you work - against all odds. Thank you.
Not a single thought behind those eyes. ❤
I feel so bad for him, as I sit here laughing. Chihuahuas have so much character in their little bodies! ❤❤❤
Best. Name. Ever.
Oh my God! I had to watch this more than once. What a cutie!
Dang! little guy is so full of energy!
The adorable smile at the ene was everything! 😂😂😂
@Bigrignohio
Ай бұрын
That's the "I WON" smile.
Derpy! What an apt name! Loved the caption: "Attack 100%. Damage: 0%"
Clicked for the thumbnail and was not disappointed
I bet in his mama's or papa's lap that he is as sweet as he could be. Shalom
The sound effects with the "flame thrower" were amazing. 😂
I love fierce, tiny dogs! A ton of attitude in a very small package.
Jennifer, I love the little messages from the dogs that pop up on the screen, they are hilarious!! Also you clearly love all animals and talk to them while working on them 🤗. Great job 👏
His grumbling was adorable! He was a tiny terror! Lol ✌🏼❤️
That little smirk he gives the camera...what a Lad
We have never had a chihuahua before. We adopted a senior dog (I found her on the rescue site). We met her at Pets Mart. She had been viciously attacked by another dog and nearly died. We were told that she was gentle and was originally returned because she bit the guys girlfriend, which they didn't believe. She bit me twice when we first bought her home, nipped my husband's chin and protected our backyard like she was Godzilla by kicking up the dirt with her back leg. Two years later, her person is my husband, she growls at us every now and again, doesn't bite and we have learned her language. We have adopted many dogs , my favorite are cocker spaniels, but this old girl has added heaps of spice to our family and we absolutely love her.
@cybercifrado
Ай бұрын
Is her name, "La Chanclita"?
@51Saffron
Ай бұрын
Her name she came with is Ginger@@cybercifrado
His ferocious little growls… what a funny boy.
This is just the thing I needed to see today. Thanks for the chuckles!
I loved his kung fu kick!😂 They are small but mighty. He looks marvelous.
The sound effects were cracking me up. Poor buddy. Of course you’re a fierce warrior! We all trembled in your shadow and were humbled by your mere presence.
Thank you for risking your life on a regular basis for these animals and our entertainment x
OMG i haven't watched one of your videos in a long while, im so glad this one caught my attention. What a furious gummie little sweetie 🥰😆😆🥰
I love the text on screen, 'Youre Meaner'
A valliant fight Sir Derpy Your efforts shall be engraved in history for generations to come
You are amazing with dogs! I love watching your videos. ❤
I miss cuddling my stepmom's horrible Chihuahua now.... Phoebe you were a traumatized mess and you bit my mom but you were also the smartest dog I've ever met and you were so good at protecting your human.
That anxious peek in was perfection
Dang, he makes my chihuahua look like an angel.
Mine was the two sweetest girls. One even would get between me and my crazy father when he went off the handle. Bravest family you will ever have.
His ferocity knows no bounds.
Y'all hit it out of the park with this video. The thumbnail, the sound effects...definitely one of your funniest!
@animerlon
Ай бұрын
You forgot to mention the title! I was willing to give this a like just for the title & thumbnail alone. 😄 The sound effects & captions were such a great bonus feature. I seriously hope she continues adding them.
I was upset before watching this but I couldn't stop smiling through this. Thank you for another great video c:
How absolutely adorable ❤❤❤❤
He's so adorable yet so chihuahua😄
Excellent paw-fu skills by the appropriately named Derpy.
The ‘you’re mean’ at the end. True breed description
I love your videos. You are so comical, and sound effects are fire 🔥
Aw Derpy is so cute! He is an excellent tap dancer and oh so ferocious! I love the tiny puppers 💜💜💜
You have to admire his never-give-up attitude.
His little sounds are so adorable!
The editing on this was PERFECT 👌
The eyes that bark.