I thought this bridge was a MESS... I was wrong! Poly Bridge 3!

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Part 24! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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  • @sacha9314
    @sacha93142 ай бұрын

    Soooo... This thumbnail appeared on my page shortly after the Baltimore Bridge crash caused by a container ship...

  • @Ngo2k4

    @Ngo2k4

    Ай бұрын

    :skull:

  • @RandomFighterJetLmao

    @RandomFighterJetLmao

    Ай бұрын

    YT knew what they were doing 💀💀💀

  • @Ryuukene

    @Ryuukene

    Ай бұрын

    Yo that happend where I live

  • @Ultimate_Seal

    @Ultimate_Seal

    Ай бұрын

    bro predicted it

  • @RandomFighterJetLmao

    @RandomFighterJetLmao

    Ай бұрын

    “Dude, Benson is sooo gonna fire us” 💀💀💀

  • @umchoyka
    @umchoyka8 ай бұрын

    I miss the gopher shouting alan honestly. Quite seriously one of my favourite running gags

  • @henkdevries7573

    @henkdevries7573

    8 ай бұрын

    it was in the vid

  • @prolukas4675

    @prolukas4675

    8 ай бұрын

    Alan!

  • @umchoyka

    @umchoyka

    8 ай бұрын

    @@henkdevries7573 He flashed the image briefly but I need that dopamine hit of the actual clip with sound

  • @kuchen1312

    @kuchen1312

    8 ай бұрын

    13:38@@umchoyka

  • @nerdypenguin9164

    @nerdypenguin9164

    8 ай бұрын

    Alan! Great joke

  • @shanesloth4419
    @shanesloth44198 ай бұрын

    15:25 matt: what isnt better in slow motion to be fair? editor: waterboarding me: *spits out coffee*

  • @marc.lepage

    @marc.lepage

    8 ай бұрын

    That was top shelf.

  • @arnaroy9170

    @arnaroy9170

    8 ай бұрын

    How dare you drink Coffee 🌋!!!😤 Drink Niff tea.... 🤓

  • @CSpottsGaming

    @CSpottsGaming

    8 ай бұрын

    I bet coffee boarding is even worse!

  • @phoenix0166

    @phoenix0166

    8 ай бұрын

    But I mean… Are they wrong?

  • @ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923

    @ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923

    8 ай бұрын

    Searched "slow motion waterboarding" on youtube thinking it's some goofy surfing sport when slowed..

  • @dereke6408
    @dereke64088 ай бұрын

    "That's a Stretch" level, I was staring at the balloon node for 5 minutes before you succeeded without it, then realized it was there. You, sir, are indeed an architect.

  • @JohnCooper-gm6mn
    @JohnCooper-gm6mn8 ай бұрын

    Matt: Put my name in there. Editor: SMALLBALLSACK Matt, have you been letting the editors hang out with Ms.RCE again? She's giving away all your little secrets.

  • @arnaroy9170

    @arnaroy9170

    8 ай бұрын

    Ms.... RCE ..... 🤯 I didn't know 😮😮😮😮

  • @JohnCooper-gm6mn

    @JohnCooper-gm6mn

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@arnaroy9170Sounds a little pithier than "long term, off camera, nameless gf". 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @OperationDarkside

    @OperationDarkside

    8 ай бұрын

    "little secrets" I see what you did there

  • @TheRBTech
    @TheRBTech8 ай бұрын

    Can we get a video of the editor vs RCE? The whole time Matt is talking to the editor as if they are together in real-time and the editor is making it happen.

  • @pikminman13

    @pikminman13

    8 ай бұрын

    i think we need a death match between matt's editors and tyler's editors

  • @caspergotlost

    @caspergotlost

    8 ай бұрын

    It reminds me of Lixian and Markiplier

  • @hoebare

    @hoebare

    8 ай бұрын

    this whole time I've been assuming Matt does his own editing.

  • @jonb7700
    @jonb77008 ай бұрын

    my boss really appreciated walking by my desk at lunchtime and seeing all the pen15 shapes on the screen 🤣

  • @RealCivilEngineerGaming

    @RealCivilEngineerGaming

    8 ай бұрын

    I didn't build them... 🤷‍♂️

  • @Luck_612

    @Luck_612

    8 ай бұрын

    Thats on you. You know what you're getting into when you click on a polybridge video

  • @erikedelkamp473

    @erikedelkamp473

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Luck_612Efficent bridge design. Fairly safe for work

  • @sethdeboer8520

    @sethdeboer8520

    8 ай бұрын

    @@RealCivilEngineerGaming you are an architect for not doing a face reveal

  • @grozaphy

    @grozaphy

    8 ай бұрын

    alan!

  • @rpgaholic8202
    @rpgaholic82028 ай бұрын

    RCE, that thing you didn't recognize on yastark's bridge about 4:50 was supposed to be a mock flaming ring, like you'd see at a circus or a motocross exhibition.

  • @AshPlayzRBX

    @AshPlayzRBX

    Ай бұрын

    this is why you are a member of this channel

  • @TheRootinTeuton
    @TheRootinTeutonАй бұрын

    Lucky for us, our modern bridges are too sophisticated to be destroyed by a large ship hitting them.

  • @stemriffic8824

    @stemriffic8824

    Ай бұрын

    Umm… what about the baltimore bridge

  • @TheRootinTeuton

    @TheRootinTeuton

    Ай бұрын

    @@stemriffic8824 Congratulations, you have discovered the joke.

  • @TimbavatiLion
    @TimbavatiLion8 ай бұрын

    Alans solution of the "Backflip" level killed me xD Still having hiccups from the laugh. He even perfectly traced the flight path of the bike.

  • @jackryan444

    @jackryan444

    4 ай бұрын

    He’s truly the one to beat in these challenges. He doesn’t focus on budget, rarely uses cheese, and creates true pieces of art.

  • @bilalrasool2318
    @bilalrasool23188 ай бұрын

    At 9:00 did you forget how to make a bridge move like that? If you have a straight bridge and want it to move down and dip, then the resulting bridge is going to be longer than the straight bridge. Road is what determines the length of the bridge, and it's rigid, so you were literally stretching the road until it broke, you were supposed to make it not connected to the side so it can dip lower and move away from the wall.

  • @DavidGuild

    @DavidGuild

    8 ай бұрын

    Seriously. How does an engineer not understand how length works? He must actually be an architect.

  • @styx85

    @styx85

    8 ай бұрын

    Yeah, this blew my mind. Proper brainfart that.

  • @maxarsenault7844
    @maxarsenault78448 ай бұрын

    4:29 "Lot's of spring underneath. It's like a memory foam mattress." I don't think Matt knows what memory foam is...

  • @markwright3161

    @markwright3161

    5 ай бұрын

    Memory in memory foam is in memory of its sprung predecessors right? Just like his memory of expansion joints for several minutes :)

  • @simoneabelo
    @simoneabelo8 ай бұрын

    21:25 these editors have no filter and I'm here for it

  • @DavidGuild
    @DavidGuild8 ай бұрын

    7:30 No amount of springs will solve the basic problem that the roads are connected and thus can't go down without increasing in length, and in this game roads don't do that.

  • @markwright3161

    @markwright3161

    5 ай бұрын

    He forgot to copy that info on expansion joints before exporting it from his memory to us in a previous video :)

  • @khlua4590
    @khlua45908 ай бұрын

    You're definitely an architect on that second one, you forgot tension and compression

  • @SImrobert2001

    @SImrobert2001

    8 ай бұрын

    It actually greatly annoyed me to the point where it affected my enjoyment of the video. Just hand the middle section from the balloon.

  • @BeerGeek21
    @BeerGeek218 ай бұрын

    The Wilhelm scream gets me every time

  • @jfftck
    @jfftck8 ай бұрын

    I love that you didn’t see that the moped and ambulance level was designed as a dangling bridge.

  • @tmanknoll9702
    @tmanknoll97028 ай бұрын

    Matt forgetting rigid materials need an expation joint to stretch is such an archetect move on his part. Still great vid

  • @unforgivenYouth
    @unforgivenYouth8 ай бұрын

    Seeing my name at 2:52 brought me a lot of joy. Me and my 10 year old son spent a whole day competing with each other to get that score. He was 11th at the time of this video.

  • @elmoailos
    @elmoailos8 ай бұрын

    11:41 the entire time I was watching this segment I am going "stop be such an architect ya knob! You gotta let the road stretch!"

  • @krywhal
    @krywhal8 ай бұрын

    15:26 great waterboarding bit

  • @lucaspellicer8892
    @lucaspellicer8892Ай бұрын

    This episode is suddenly very topical

  • @RhombonianKnight
    @RhombonianKnight8 ай бұрын

    That Alan must be an engineer given his grasp of strong engineering principles.

  • @HillHomeGaming
    @HillHomeGaming8 ай бұрын

    9:03 "You absolute architect!" had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blinggleam
    @blinggleam8 ай бұрын

    Alan your my favorite keep up the good work

  • @alanESV2

    @alanESV2

    8 ай бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @sodawater5316

    @sodawater5316

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@alanESV2can confirm

  • @cullly

    @cullly

    8 ай бұрын

    A true artist@@alanESV2

  • @darthawesome13a69
    @darthawesome13a698 ай бұрын

    Idk who’s editing these videos, but I absolutely LOVE the small edits when Matt asks something

  • @Zunip182
    @Zunip1828 ай бұрын

    4:50 Looks like a Hoop of FIRE!!! Jumping through hoops!

  • @OrcaWolf
    @OrcaWolf8 ай бұрын

    Jumpscared by Alan every time

  • @shaneh7519
    @shaneh75198 ай бұрын

    Allan’s solution definitely didn’t look soft to me

  • @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
    @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug8 ай бұрын

    15:24 The editor has a point 😆

  • @PikkuHiisi
    @PikkuHiisi8 ай бұрын

    2:42 "Moving that up so things don't get wet"💀

  • @raelsadd6378
    @raelsadd63788 ай бұрын

    editor has really gone off with the outta pocket jokes today. i think editor is starting to go insane watching 30 different levels of people making "knob" jokes like seriously, "the filthy things id do on a rce mattress" is such a crazy thing to say

  • @TGVBT640
    @TGVBT6407 ай бұрын

    13:37 when i get my driver's license i know what car i'm getting 💀

  • @silivrengamer
    @silivrengamer8 ай бұрын

    9:16 lol I relate to this. It made me laugh so much. Thank you for displaying your faults for us!

  • @meepsicle83
    @meepsicle838 ай бұрын

    04:53 it's a flaming hoop like at the circus!

  • @mayapapaya4952
    @mayapapaya49528 ай бұрын

    'There are no obstacles in my way,' sings Matt. But alas he did not realize his own blunder in removing all of the Architects. It ruined him. It took a man of power, prestige, and strong shaped donginess, and reduced him to naught but a peasant-chaser. For what is an Engineer without a problem to solve? What is an Engineer without the challenge of the unexpected? What is an Engineer without an obstacle? What is an Engineer without an Architect? Nothing but a fool with a tool and wasted aspirations. Now he must design something for someone else to build. For he himself cannot build without an Architect to challenge him. And so he designs. And what is a man who designs a building he himself never builds? An Architect. For that is the eternal fate of the Engineer who casts aside his obstacles and does away with his Architect.

  • @JoanMendoza
    @JoanMendoza8 ай бұрын

    2:57 I just wanted like to give props to the editing on the leaderboard.

  • @cisco__kidd__
    @cisco__kidd__8 ай бұрын

    Alan loves his Geoducks 😂

  • @marksanchez5252
    @marksanchez52528 ай бұрын

    You gotta appreciate alan's commitment

  • @rommelfcc
    @rommelfcc8 ай бұрын

    😆😂😆 01:19 bid-donk, rollie pollie, sticks the landing! 😊 Yay! 😆

  • @doubletrouble4766
    @doubletrouble4766Ай бұрын

    20:18 is easily the best one yet lmfao 🤣🤣

  • @gerkrist8633
    @gerkrist86332 ай бұрын

    Thumbnail is so real😂

  • @reubenbailey2435
    @reubenbailey24358 ай бұрын

    Alan is such a gem lol

  • @szyris
    @szyrisАй бұрын

    10:40, for those of y'all wondering, the song is called clearly by grace vanderwaal

  • @Chicken-Prince
    @Chicken-Prince4 ай бұрын

    8:19 The bridge got “spring locked”

  • @AleksiJoensuu
    @AleksiJoensuu8 ай бұрын

    In this issue of RCE news: "Road discovered not stretchable material, says top engineer"

  • @Wartthunderr
    @Wartthunderr8 ай бұрын

    Fun fact in 6 more videos by rce he will make his 1000 video

  • @prathameshminecraft
    @prathameshminecraft8 ай бұрын

    Yay! Under an hour today!

  • @PinoccThePiccolo
    @PinoccThePiccoloАй бұрын

    This unlocked some core memories of me playing this game when I was 7.

  • @minecraftinsaneblock
    @minecraftinsaneblock2 ай бұрын

    Beautiful song! I want this to play at my funeral! 😂😂 10:39

  • @RandomRobloxuser-mx6xi
    @RandomRobloxuser-mx6xi5 ай бұрын

    What are you going to do if there’s snow this Christmas?

  • @masonalwolf2770
    @masonalwolf27708 ай бұрын

    4:10 ALAN

  • @masonalwolf2770

    @masonalwolf2770

    8 ай бұрын

    13:37 ALAN

  • @masonalwolf2770

    @masonalwolf2770

    8 ай бұрын

    25:57 ALAN

  • @BlueVoid28
    @BlueVoid288 ай бұрын

    Fire Song we need a full version v full version gang

  • @liegeoflunacy
    @liegeoflunacy8 ай бұрын

    Matt loves it when you take a "proper gander" at his channel

  • @CyclopsHobbies
    @CyclopsHobbies8 ай бұрын

    Bro the editor had to do him like that at 2:57

  • @Cutielove9770
    @Cutielove97708 ай бұрын

    13:40 I've heard of RyethePie because he is a patron of Drew Durnil Cool to know I am not the only one who watches a 'engineer' and 'geography expert'

  • @MrPIG.
    @MrPIG.8 ай бұрын

    lmao matt, tyler doesn't want to be better than you, he just does half budget

  • @dawid_sawicki
    @dawid_sawicki6 ай бұрын

    26:02 A finger, that's a finger

  • @gianfrancociappina8926
    @gianfrancociappina8926Ай бұрын

    I liked how he called the privite parts hammers

  • @valecasini
    @valecasini8 ай бұрын

    4:52 I think it's a ring of fire

  • @Diherd2
    @Diherd22 ай бұрын

    20:19 best bridg

  • @thomasphillips885
    @thomasphillips8858 ай бұрын

    9:00 first time I spotted it too, laughed out loud

  • @famrofexl
    @famrofexl8 ай бұрын

    That song was about the past Matt before he saw the balloon node.

  • @savageraccoon787
    @savageraccoon7878 ай бұрын

    The little rivalry aliensrock and you have is funny 😂

  • @Dinkleberg96
    @Dinkleberg968 ай бұрын

    2:34 i've got serious concerns

  • @meisawesome12695
    @meisawesome126958 ай бұрын

    4:50 I could be wrong, but I believe that's supposed to be a flaming hoop

  • @DaHolyCanadian
    @DaHolyCanadian8 ай бұрын

    4:50 I think that was supposed to be a ring of fire they were jumping through Matt

  • @alvarojneto
    @alvarojneto8 ай бұрын

    Just doing my part to get Matt to do lowest stress soon...

  • @Qvinner
    @Qvinner8 ай бұрын

    15:27 waterboarding💀

  • @nomercy8989
    @nomercy89898 ай бұрын

    Watching you trying to solve the balloon one made me feel smart

  • @fedordatnov1320
    @fedordatnov13208 ай бұрын

    You become one of them... an architect, Lol

  • @jacobskovsbllknudsen5908
    @jacobskovsbllknudsen59088 ай бұрын

    I wonder when it will dawn on Matt, that the entire spring world is just made to be cheesed 😂

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy8 ай бұрын

    😭 the way you expected the roads and materials to move in that level you struggled with is an affront against physics!

  • @JMECK
    @JMECK8 ай бұрын

    Fucking editor you made me spit out my drink. Matt: what isn't better in slow motion? Editor: waterboarding Me: spits drink out in absolute laughter.

  • @TheAgamemnon911
    @TheAgamemnon9118 ай бұрын

    Once again proof that life is not about getting to the other shore but about the bridges we're collapsing along the way.

  • @Therealbp2010
    @Therealbp20108 ай бұрын

    The "smallballsack" had me rollin😅

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha87182 ай бұрын

    11:13 lol 😂 do you have an album yet?

  • @RealCivilEngineerGaming

    @RealCivilEngineerGaming

    2 ай бұрын

    The closest we'll get is my shorts on KZread!

  • @b0bb0360
    @b0bb03608 ай бұрын

    This beat hit’s so hard 10:40

  • @Smile-he6md
    @Smile-he6md4 күн бұрын

    Where's "TIME FOR BRIDGE REVIEW"😂

  • @magenty_m_axol
    @magenty_m_axol5 ай бұрын

    Imagine how much stress that captain is feeling.

  • @Smile-he6md
    @Smile-he6md4 күн бұрын

    NEVER STOP BUILDING

  • @mboyette92
    @mboyette928 ай бұрын

    Love you RCE

  • @OmikronTitan
    @OmikronTitan8 ай бұрын

    Waterboarding... Cheer's editor! That gave me a laugh.

  • @Cyclone1024
    @Cyclone10248 ай бұрын

    “How’s that? I sound like a cricket player” - only someone from commonwealth country would get that joke

  • @dio7209
    @dio72098 ай бұрын

    Love ur content

  • @MrMCDiggles
    @MrMCDiggles8 ай бұрын

    Everyone give it up for SmallBallSack @2:58

  • @cake2531
    @cake25318 ай бұрын

    you've gotta rebuild the kurilpa bridge in brisbane

  • @randomkindness1470
    @randomkindness14708 ай бұрын

    remember that topgear episode where richard carries a sofa on top of his car ,while struggling through some aweful muddy road... Alan.. ALAN!!

  • @PaimonPlaysArras
    @PaimonPlaysArras29 күн бұрын

    20:19 peni-

  • @ImmortalAbsol
    @ImmortalAbsol8 ай бұрын

    15:27 Are you okay Editor?

  • @HyperactiveSloth79
    @HyperactiveSloth797 ай бұрын

    All during the Stretch one I kept thinking, "What about just making a simple bridge for the ambulance, but put a single chunk of road on a spring as a ramp for the bike but the ambulance will flatten?" Instead of letting the ambulance DOWN to the green star, ramp the bike UP to the pink star? 🤔

  • @MeegMaster
    @MeegMaster8 ай бұрын

    ngl the covers are so good now lol. Loving the engineering time!

  • @marc.lepage

    @marc.lepage

    8 ай бұрын

    I need a behind the scenes making of vid for those. Seriously.

  • @Zelinkokitsune
    @Zelinkokitsune7 ай бұрын

    Reminder that it's only "Cheese" If Matt's not clever enough to use the intended mechanics after all it's a chapter entirely about using SPRINGS. I suspect he's an architect more and more as if a bridge isn't properly ascetically pleasing to him he'll reject it. Very much Architect behavior!

  • @StAjoraGames
    @StAjoraGames8 ай бұрын

    Nice job on the third place there bud!

  • @rankoldbeast3479
    @rankoldbeast34798 ай бұрын

    His persistent use of 'sploosh' leads me to think RCE never watched Archer.

  • @Sunshiner11_
    @Sunshiner11_Ай бұрын

    STOP THE SONG!? IT WAS SO GOOD

  • @julian75411
    @julian754118 ай бұрын

    I'm loving these little comments the editor is sneaking in

  • @sinmethodical1837
    @sinmethodical18378 ай бұрын

    First try beat Ludwig. Pro gamer confirmed.

  • @Xtra444
    @Xtra4448 ай бұрын

    You could make a video just about going back to the missed NiffTea sponsored solutions :D

  • @bbwait2718
    @bbwait27188 ай бұрын

    I love it when alan puts some doggo's side faces 😊 🐕🐕🐕

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