That might be my favorite Story Time with Matt so far. Glad Paddy is okay.

@hariskhan01

4 ай бұрын

It's my first I got lucky finding this channel that my older brother used to watch.

@olsein

4 ай бұрын

If that happens again Matt, use conserved asparagus. It seals it self around the sticks. We gone trough the same scenario as you 😅

@broklond

4 ай бұрын

Poo köfte is an image I didn't want in my head, but I'm glad Paddy was okay

@SnyperMK2000JclL

4 ай бұрын

I laughed waaaaay too hard at that story... especially the line "it came out the same way it went in except it's poo"

@TheMentorOfMomos

4 ай бұрын

how the hell did paddy's intestines manage to keep the wooden stick in one piece amazes me...

Matt couldn’t conquer the earth, so he went and colonised space instead. Perfect British attitude

@Sand-gang

4 ай бұрын

Mah cua conquh the eah so je weht anh COLONISED spach insteh. Pefect British attidued Just a translation for my🇺🇲 buddys

@BladeScraper

4 ай бұрын

very british of him

@mrcyberslayer6095

4 ай бұрын

Thats what we do in tea land

@theaveragejoe5720

4 ай бұрын

Even though the British have never done either👀

@alexturnbackthearmy1907

4 ай бұрын

@@theaveragejoe5720 Well...they could start, if it wasnt defunded to zero.

Game: People are complaining about noise. Matt: I will build residential homes next to an airport.

@yellowyuzu1311

18 күн бұрын

It's veiny

In today’s episode: Matt can’t impoort sewage; Jeb sneaks into the wrong game to fly a rocket; And a fun(?) anecdote about a poo on a stick.

@Feninx

4 ай бұрын

*bass boosted top gear theme*

@SuprSBG

4 ай бұрын

@@Feninxbum budadabum badadada bum badadada daaaaa

@monad_tcp

4 ай бұрын

nooo, importing sewage, trash and nuclear waste is basically free money.

@chengzeli-jr7gb

4 ай бұрын

To save money on fuel for snacks, Bill went all in to increase the specific impulse

@katanah3195

4 ай бұрын

That either is already a mod or needs to be one, import sewage and get paid to take it.

How to say you've never lived anywhere near an airport without saying it 😂 The noise complaints are going to be *astronomical* both near the space station and airport. Airports are _so freaking loud_

@BladeScraper

4 ай бұрын

that movie star is going to have his ears and windows blown out with every rocket launch 😂

@denizalicesme9797

4 ай бұрын

Yeah bro like why would you want to live next to an airport like do you go to work everyday with the plane or something? 😂

@monad_tcp

4 ай бұрын

that's one way of solving that pesky "rent is too high" problem. just build housing next to the airport.

@capitalinventor4823

4 ай бұрын

Airports are quiet. Airplanes are loud. One may live fairly close to an airport as long as it isn't on the flight path. If one lives on a flight path then it may be quite a distance from an airport and still be very noisy because of the airplanes. There are some cities that have airports so busy that it doesn't really matter where one lives. It's just how much of an impact the planes make on your life. I visited London, England back in 2018 and the planes bothered me. I live in the capital of Canada on one of the flight paths of the international airport and hardly notice the airplanes at home.

@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo

4 ай бұрын

@@capitalinventor4823 Ottawa is almost twice as big as London, and YOW has a _sixth_ of the air traffic of LHR. It makes sense that LHR would bother you more. Not to mention, distance matters. All of the houses in the game are within a mile of the airport. A Boeing 737 is 90dB a mile away. Above the threshold of danger.

Next video : Matt having to deal with people who built their house right next to the airport complaining about the noise

Matt you connected the sewage line to a existing sewage line to import instead try connecting a new sewage outlet to the outside world not connected to your sewage network

11:33 Obviously. The most desirable neighborhoods in any city are always right next to the airport.

@lucash8234

2 ай бұрын

I live near an air force base, so same difference. I love it. 🙄

Builds international airport to bring in tourists. Puts tourist attraction (space center) in a place that already has airport and can't be accessed from other areas... Nice.

"It thousands of feet in the air it'll be cheaper" this is the famous engineer thought its easier. Workers "sigh" about that, the logistics department quoted us 54,000,000$ each trip up the hill 😂

@alexturnbackthearmy1907

4 ай бұрын

Truely is "We can build a cannon hudereds of meters long and have it filled with powder everywhere to keep constant pressure on top of a mountain, so it will be cheaper then any rocket!" moment.

As someone who lived thru the Challenger disaster in the 80s, seeing that rocket disappear in a cloud of smoke was a bit disturbing. 😬

@jacobhoffman2553

4 ай бұрын

you were traumatized huh

Thanks for all the awesome videos Matt! Also thanks for all the awesome engineering knowledge! I've learned a lot and gained a great interest in civil engineering thanks to you!

You should call the prison architraz for all of the architects that will be going there

Make a small lake at the bottom of the poo dam, to collect, then add in a load of oumping stations and directly export it (exporting tanted water)

@LeventCakir122

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Every City Skylines video is a blessing.

Oh no, I've seen the kind of rockets Matt makes, this is NOT going to end well.

@mattsisoler6125

4 ай бұрын

That was my first thought…”Wait, who in their right mind would give Matt the ability to launch rockets after the Kerbal Space Programs?!” 🤣

OMG I have a black lab too and she ate a BUNCH of fruit skewers (with the sticks). Love the antics of a lab

Just came to say that you have eternally warped my definition of “efficient”

"Oh, I'm making the poo go in the river. Well, never mind, that's Future Matt's problem, not mine."

So close to 2 million subs, We neet to get there!

I wonder how big Engitwopia will be by the end of the series lol

As someone who's spoken to a lot of engineers, I can confirm they would quite happily live here

I would like to see Matt playing that game called "Megapolis", its pretty old game about making "The City of your Dreams", the game may goes pretty slow but its really chill (at least to me) And the best part: It has *TRAINS*🚄

I'm not sure how legit most of these engineering building tips are, but I'm saving them! 😂

Hey Matt, love the videos. Could you add another river or channel for poo dam and waste water in your next video, it would look great.

Story time is funny but disturbing at the same time thanks Mat

Thanks for story time, Matt. I’ll be thinking about that for the rest of my life. 👍

Matt, as you’ve been branching into airports, what are your opinions on the huge interchange near Heathrow??

OMG. I started LOLing when you were working on the poo and trying to figure out how to get more, and now I can't stop.

11:45 Matt, have you just drawn the Manscaped logo? 😂

Oh my word, the best story time with matt. lol

14:55 Why's it boiling? Haha.

Love the Preston and camman colabs

Hearing Matt's story about Paddy eating the wooden stick reminds me of when my cat ate a thin leather bracelet and I was so excited to see a poo bracelet a few days later. Glad Paddy was ok.

You should also make a high density slum of 10000 people. Use that for finishing demands of high density 😊😊

@deepamogha9756

4 ай бұрын

Isn't that unique?😅😅

I could watch you play this game for hour's!

Matt SICK vid keep up the good work

This was the best story time by far

That dog story is hilarious.

I think the dam needs to also be connected to high voltage lines on either end. I believe that is what the notification signs are on the dam.

@Wicksta473

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, eventually he'll have to, that is what happened when I made my poo dam. He will also need the education levels too, but I think hes good on those.

What happens if you dig a hole right up at the edge of the map? Can you just dump your sewage off the edge? You could build a poo canal all the way to the edge!

I like how Matt always makes the highways the biggest mess possible.

Instead of importing sewage you can create a bunch of coal power plants. I successfully created a poop river in my city by making ~15 large coal power plants. The trick is to look at the water usage of buildings because however much water they use is how much sewage they generate. The biggest thing to watch out for is keeping them all fed with enough coal - you'll probably want to create separate outside road connections for every 3-4 coal power plants or you'll have trouble importing it. Or you'll need to spread them across your city next to all your coal mines to help balance traffic and internal travel times

Nobody Matt: "RALWAY"

👇 Petition to play Mindustry again!

Your city attracts a lot of tourists! Like 300'000 of em per video!

I'm glad Paddy is okay

+1 to whoever told him he could import sewage. You made my day.

need more of this

That Lamb Kofta Story had me in Stitches

The details only load in when you zoom in, so there's no need, but also no harm.

Best government ever. "People are mad about crime, noise pollution, and lack entertainment. Let's give them some parks"

Poower the best renewable energy 😂

"Our city is pretty big" 😄 Mine is over 400k population and still expanding!

I can't be the only one that giggles at POOlluted 😂😂

Matt we’ve been waiting patiently for weeks. Now we’re asking. Where are the beavers!!

[1:06] should've called it alcrapAtraz lol 😂

Poo kofta was brilliant 😂

Keep going buddy4 I love Andrew Tobia

I like the story time with matt

Skylines 2 should definitely take a shot at orbital and moon cities, they could probably do much better than Anno

I like funny videos form Cities :D if u will make it more i definietly stay with u

He made a 2 dimensional cross section of a knob with the international airport

All i could think of when you were messing about with the dam is the word "Shiddam"

i love ur channel ecspecially ur timberborners/timbernation street

whats the best way to start a weekend?? With an RCE video.

Around these parts, we call an interchange like the one at your airport a "ball-du-sac".

Matt,you can make money from parking.Just put trees,grass or wide sidewalks on the roads and increase demand and since people have nowhere else to park,you can charge them max

5:40 whats a -space center- international airport?(i thought the big one was the space center but apparently its just a plain airport?) without truck nuts! Or space nuts? That'll attract the tourists!

Suggestion: The new area of town by the airport to be named "Posterior Place" a nice fancy name for people that want to think are fancy and yet with the noise it makes living there Poopy. lol

Now it’s turning into Engipoopia

13:26 that's the most shiny poo I've ever seen!

10:34 oh my... What a great view

In CS1 you had just way MORE sewage outlets. Here there are only a few. I think you just need to ploink down 100 of those things filling up that ring.

@monad_tcp

4 ай бұрын

CS1 basically create sewage out of thin air for the outlet without any regard to the total water consumed

dang, paddy is built different

Engineers around the galaxy 🚀🧑‍🚀🚀

Engitwopia!!!! The best place on Earth.

Please make an engitopia playlist 🙏

More story time with Matt please!!!!

FYI you can change the color lines when doing transportation. I do 1 color per terminal.

Try making a series of pootopia towers (each one a little lower than the previous), each with a dam. The poo flows from one tower, to the next, and the next, and so on.

Loved story time

This became a get rich series

A good engineer would never blame the contractor, because they know the contractor will find a way to bring the cost back on the engineer.

wow love the vids ;)

Engitwopia is well on its way to becoming Engipoopia. Eessh.

Can you click on the double ended arrow on the sewage pipe on the border and change it to just an input arrow?

this is the best video i have see i really wish to play this game but i couldn play because i have no good pc bro

10:00 My brain: *_Jump!_*

Have you noticed Matt has 1.99 million subs? He needs 1k more to get to 2 million subs. I really want him to get to 2 million. 😀

@RealCivilEngineerGaming

4 ай бұрын

*10k haha

Bro this is insaine

8:38 It's more expensive to import stuff at the top of a pillar

Dubai has all the sewage export you could ever need.

"Always make sure you own the land before you start building." That's the least british thing I've ever heard on this channel.

It's weird to see Matt happy about 8M saved up after watching ImKibtz find out in his last CS2 video that the game won't let you have more than 2B in funds and and he was making 13M an hour. Of course he doesn't have magnificent bridges like you do which take up a lot of maintenance.

@Wicksta473

4 ай бұрын

I havent hit that cap yet,but my city was also making about 12-13 mil an hour. It definitely feels like it easier to build a successful city in CS2.

Now make Architecton and use the infinite poo glitch to do a poonami video 👍

Don't we just love hydroelectric POOwer

18:45 - I think you meant to say "unfortunately, it does mean down here is gonna get *poo*lluted down here"

babe wake up new rce video

8:10 “hundred and thirty five million”