I love how he thinks pretending to sleep at the table is a better idea than just openly eating the hotdog

@PaunchyDuck

Жыл бұрын

He's just sooo tired

@bruhmeritus

11 ай бұрын

he’s just like, the tiredest he’s ever been

@TheNoogie

11 ай бұрын

@@bruhmeritus Oh yeah that makes sense fair enough

@boscopappas234

11 ай бұрын

IKR? He could’ve just said his blood sugar was low and he needed to eat right then and no later. I do it at work all the time and I’m not even a diabetic. But because of HIPAA laws it’s illegal for them to question it!

@Rationalmethod995

11 ай бұрын

Man at my job i'd be bringing that hot dog right along. As long as the work gets done no one gives a crap.

"There's no vent above us" "What?"... "I went up there to complain about the rule." "You just learned the rule." "What?" "He just came over here." "Who?" "Him!" "What is going on??" The blatant confusion as a defense kills me😂😂

@MainStreamRegimeDmocrts

7 күн бұрын

Omg i never expected to be crying laughing out of nowhere, that skit was the funniest thing ive ever seen the way he denied and got further and further in trouble 😂

@Key2times

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Dylan, I'm gonna eat the WHOLE thing!" was delivered as if he was picking up the dinner bill.

@mattetheridge8459

Жыл бұрын

Are you gonna tell people that I housed Dylan's burger?!

@vincentvega3968

Жыл бұрын

As it should be. 😂

@Patryc

Жыл бұрын

god, the acting was phenomenal

@Patryc

Жыл бұрын

i don't know how they find all these actors who can play such perfect deadpan characters

@kasroa

Жыл бұрын

I love that there's no pause when he's asked if he wants a bite. Just straight in with a "yeah, I actually would like to try".

Daniel Day-Lewis himself couldn't have delivered a ".....what?" with more genuine pain in his voice

@Username-nm6gt

2 жыл бұрын

What? All he did was go up there and ask if he could switch table so his date wouldn’t get cold.

@LinkFan2202

2 жыл бұрын

@@Username-nm6gt They’re gonna be so early for that movie now 😪

@BluntRollinGangsta

Жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@jackel477

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he’s getting JUST chips, like no meat and cheese at all.

@user-hs7kh3do1n

Жыл бұрын

You mean Tim Robinson at 5:03

I think its so funny that nobody accepts help when they are choking in this universe

@grubbygrubb7059

Жыл бұрын

Quite the opposite. Some are liked cornered animals. Very dangerous.

@tysonwilliams2712

Жыл бұрын

👊 😠

@jaredjones1846

Жыл бұрын

You go into panic mode. I've had it happen and it's scary.

@derekschmitt9994

Жыл бұрын

my favorite part of that is in the Carber Hot Dog Vacuum sketch he claims nobody around him gives a shit that he's choking, while showing footage of the entire board room trying to get the hot dog from his mouth

@spOOkytimes

Жыл бұрын

Him strangling that one guy 💀

The Nachos skit is the closest to a George Costanza scene in ITYSL, it great

@Strummie

Жыл бұрын

100% straight out of a Seinfeld episode involving George with one of his dates.

The one with the professor snatching up Tim Robinson’s burger is by far the best, no matter how many times I watch it it has my sides hurting. He fully grabbed Tim’s burger before it was offered to him and says “I’m joking I’m joking”. Then the end when he talks about his wife is gold

@Tarantula_Fangs

10 ай бұрын

Right?? I thought it was the best of the skits!!! 😂

@ajenno6409

9 ай бұрын

The fake eating of it gets me “num num num”

@Tarantula_Fangs

9 ай бұрын

@@ajenno6409 I love how the professor tries to blackmail everyone and acknowledges his behavior being unhealthy. 🤣 Then the wife is by far the funniest.

@PoonScurvy

8 ай бұрын

Let me take a video of you saying that you're gonna kill the president

@oiyoustfuplz

8 ай бұрын

Gimme dat

The beauty of Dylan's Burger is that Tim Robinson is a totally normal person in it

@thorntonwager6750

9 ай бұрын

It’s sooo rare for him to be normal. That’s how you know some other character is about to be really fucked up lol.

@TheSilentMajorityNation

7 ай бұрын

You can tell he wrote it though. Sounds JUST like him 😂

@jmsmith1767

4 ай бұрын

Agreed!

You Can't Skip Lunch is the most mind-shattering, reality-altering sketch I've ever seen and I think about it daily.

@jondavis9626

Жыл бұрын

“Whose bag is this? Somebody could have tripped on it.”

@Spice.Melange

Жыл бұрын

The hot dog vacuum follow up is just as good lmao

@davidv5574

11 ай бұрын

It's the moment he goes completely feral that gets me

@RKroese

11 ай бұрын

Think about it daily, sure! But NOT during lunch... Obviously.

@brandoncarotta4027

10 ай бұрын

are you 7?

I love the way he says “Poppers” while choking and still tries to eat one.

@grubbygrubb7059

Жыл бұрын

What's going on out there? What's going on out there? Hope they don't hit my Ferrari.

@dj-flights7376

Жыл бұрын

@@grubbygrubb7059 I also love Bozo Dubbed Over, gets me every time. I'm pretty sure I like it more than most people

@RadMartigan

Жыл бұрын

@@dj-flights7376 Bozo Dubbed Over is legit one of the funniest things ever made

It makes me laugh so much that Dylan’s burger looked so mediocre and the professor was just so damn eager to eat the whole thing.

@indicahybrid974

7 ай бұрын

professor would've gotten a lesson in terminal velocity with both hands

@mhernandez1345

4 ай бұрын

Don't tell anyone he housed Dylan's burger or his wife will go to prison!

@UNO-nv3zw

4 күн бұрын

@@mhernandez1345 because every night, a little boy, goes down on her

"Gimme dat" is my new go to catch phrase.

@TheShazMC22

3 ай бұрын

It’s become a problem for me with people that don’t know the reference. They think I’m being rude and it’s never fun to be like “it’s just a reference sorry”

@skyguy5587

Ай бұрын

IM JOKIN

@KaySquay

Ай бұрын

​@@TheShazMC22you just say I'm joking. Tim set you up

Inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.

It's so hard to make a good, original sketch comedy but this show nails it. It's all so absurd but also a relatable commentary on every day awkward social interactions.

@DRIPDEVIL

9 ай бұрын

Tim Robinson is like that one weird kid who has a lot of energy and doesn't know when to stop a joke :)

@tommythevenot7617

8 ай бұрын

Wow. I watched this entire video and never even cracked a smile. The only thing funny is all the fake comments praising these skits. My god, Curb Your Enthusiasm is clever and funny; this is garbage.

@josephmedeiros71

7 ай бұрын

Say something funny. I'll wait.

@louieo.blevinsmusic4197

7 ай бұрын

⁠@@tommythevenot7617Curb isn’t a sketch show……. I don’t think you’ve actually given the show a chance. It’s the best sketch comedy show since Chappelle IMO, even over Key and Peele or Gillis ‘n Keeves currently. They’re def not fake comments, lol dunno why you’d think folks would just pretend to enjoy it, like it’s some sort of hipster thing as it’s mostly folks in their 30s that watch it. The show definitely wouldn’t of gotten a 2nd, let alone 3rd season if it were just mediocre either. Rolling Stones has even ranked the episodes. It’s doing pretty well some would say. Sorry if it seemed like a rant, you see I used to be a piece of $hit and I’m still learning to live as a new and improved person. (As I used to be a piece of $hit. I’m not anymore)

@ohnobro4760

6 ай бұрын

@@louieo.blevinsmusic4197lETS SLOP EM UUUUUuuup

The first time I saw the hot dog slurp through the bun in his attempt to hide it, my heart stopped for a full five minutes and I experienced complete brain death. Absolutely hilarious

@Akira994

Жыл бұрын

Glizzy warrior

@hanselito2416

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I couldn't see the rest of the sketch, was trying to contain it. Then the hotdog vacuum ☠️ mummified

@nickp440

Жыл бұрын

Im literally in tears right now after that hollllly shit. i love how he says “fuck” as he slurps up the glizzy

@FatTony_Football

Жыл бұрын

@@nickp440 the fuck kills

@Sulimov

Жыл бұрын

Me right now

I just love how of all the things he could've possibly had for lunch, he has a hotdog. Something that he could easily eat quickly before the meeting but he takes it to the meeting and eats it there instead 😂

@jennaahadley

8 ай бұрын

love hot dogs❤😂

@Dr_Jim57

5 ай бұрын

And most companies will even order in food for working lunch which makes him hiding it all the more insane

That sketch with the professor dinner is my favorite sketch in the show! the way he says im gonna eat the whole thing gets me every time

I love the idea of someone choking basically turning into the rage virus 😂

The nacho couple both dodged bullets. On one hand he's an insane, pathological liar but, on the other she's inconsiderate. Everyone knows if you share nachos you pay attention to the topping distribution. It's a legit show of character, and an indication of more serious future behavior.

@laurastout2708

Жыл бұрын

Therapist Jake says, LOL! And yes I agree

@djvWOODSTOCK

Жыл бұрын

Well most restaurants have a rule so it isn't an issue.

@Kid_Ying

Жыл бұрын

@@djvWOODSTOCK I mean should they, though? Like I want to be able to tell if I'm dating a sociopath. And the way to do that is through a plate of nachos.

@ndsalyersk1

Жыл бұрын

It’s a microcosm of bigger things!

@mcgikle

Жыл бұрын

He did nothing wrong

Oh my god I'm so glad the nachos sketch is on youtube now. It's probably my absolute favourite

@nebulousisgod

2 жыл бұрын

Samesies

@JoKoRn13

2 жыл бұрын

WHAAAAAT?

@kevinyeager9023

2 жыл бұрын

Right, im always tryin to show people that 1 lol

@CaptPicard81

2 жыл бұрын

The indignation in this sketch is top notch

@KaiserTota

2 жыл бұрын

yesss, i love Lily Sullivan!!!

Only missing a couple sloppy steaks to make this the perfect buffet

@Akrostix

Жыл бұрын

I want a Dangerous Night...

@LucaGRizzi

8 ай бұрын

"I didn't know you used to be a piece of shit" 😂

@cerpintaxt362

2 ай бұрын

​@@LucaGRizziI SAID WAS!

@barbarossa1780

2 ай бұрын

Happiness is just a sloppy steak away

@0xJarry

Ай бұрын

Came to the comments looking for sloppy steaks

Obviously Tim steals the show in the choking sketch but the friend perfectly pulls off the best friend who has to put up with his friends bullshit

@F_L_U_X

11 ай бұрын

Agreed. A good example of good supporting actor.

@derekrowe6890

10 ай бұрын

@@F_L_U_Xsame when he’s in the Karl Havoc sketch. The way he says “Because of the suit?” Kills me

@user-zy5dp8fl8n

9 ай бұрын

Yea Gary Richardson is the man! He is also great in Sam Jay’s show Pause:⏸️

@qtfan1121

7 ай бұрын

The utter calm in his voice when he says "The water doesn't stink, you're choking to death" absolutely sends me every time

@thevoidlord1796

19 күн бұрын

i love that he still gives Tim the fistbump. yeah he's choking, but you can't leave dude hanging

"It doesn't smell. You're just choking to death" gets me every time

@stephengrigg5988

4 ай бұрын

He tried to do a toast 😂😂 That whole sketch is perfect

Rest In Peace to the actor that did the "I should've ordered that" sketch

@cameronkanachki

2 жыл бұрын

He died?

@internziko

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man. That guy is the Heath Ledger of i think you should leave

@Noles4life77

2 жыл бұрын

@@internziko the way he says “gimme that” kills me everytime 😂

@armorykittington

Жыл бұрын

@@cameronkanachki he died but he came back that night that the skeletons came alive. He'd never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.

@awesomefrankrapid

Жыл бұрын

He died but now he’s a ghost in a jizzing horsecock haunted house

The way the professor makes that growling sound at 7:35 never ceases to make me laugh, it feels so genuine

"He's trying to kill me" gets me every time

No one mentions how 12:23 you can see Gary is trying so hard to keep it together

@stephlwin6801

Жыл бұрын

Its my favourite part

@JT-mt6ku

Жыл бұрын

That solid ass dap brought him back down to earth

"Oh my god what is wrong with you??" "I tried to get a video but I couldn't flip the thing fast enough."

I'm with Tim in that first sketch. That meeting could have been an email, or a conference call the next day. YOU DON'T SKIP LUNCH.

Tim's face when he says "Meat" at 3:46 might be my favorite part of the entire series, I can't explain it. There is no human being in the world that looks like him.

@Strummie

Жыл бұрын

He actually looks a hell of a lot like one of my friends I grew up with. It’s really uncanny.

@davidm6054

Жыл бұрын

he moves and acts like if someone turned a muppet into a real person

@thepreposterich3553

Жыл бұрын

@@davidm6054 Oh my god you've nailed it. I think you've perfectly described why I love Tim so much

The long pause………”What?” Lol

the "what" sketch is something else. That final touch with the morphed audio sent me to heaven

So glad "You can't skip lunch" is on YT now. I can easily share this every time puts a lunch meeting on my calendar.

@danielcolunga942

2 жыл бұрын

I know what I'm sending scheduling from now on when they do that lol.

I'm legit laughing like I haven't seen these a million times lmao

@blakewalters6855

2 ай бұрын

They're so good lmao

the nachos sketch is so seinfeld-esque

"He's trying to choke me! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!" Hahaha! 😂😂😂

Great, now my face is gonna be beet red for my family photos.

@johnnyoverpour

Жыл бұрын

It’s so dumb 😂😂 this guy fuckin kills me

The moment at 2:46 is maybe the best half-second of acting I've ever seen in my life. I'm not joking either. You can see him go through most of the stages of grief just in that moment, in between two sentences of inane first-date nonsensical rambling. It's so subtle and so good. He looks like he just realized at that very moment that this person he's trusted and been friends with his entire life just killed his dog.

@zerichenry5145

Жыл бұрын

god tier acting

@snowcrash1990

11 ай бұрын

Rewatching this is like rewatching Shutter Island

The little foot taps on the puke covered bag is the cherry on top.

I like how the server in the nacho skit has difficulty delivering the rule. The way he stammers for a second: "One person can't eat all the full. ly loaded nachos." And then when Tim acts perplexed to hear such a rule. Just comedy gold.

That choking sketch at the restaurant is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmaoooo

The server in the nacho scenario went absolutely above and beyond omfg

These are some of the funniest sketches in sketch comedy history.

Love that there's so much choking in the series that it gets half its own category

The fact that he has to sneak a hotdog during a meeting speeks volumes about how evil his company is

@viciousKev

Жыл бұрын

Really says alot about society

@kokayinewsome9308

Жыл бұрын

@@viciousKev it does. People should make hour long breaks standard at every job.

@kipbong-un1152

Жыл бұрын

@@kokayinewsome9308 They didn't cancel lunch. They just pushed it to 1:30 so Dennis could catch an early flight home, and Tim couldn't wait that long. Sooo evil.

@notapplicable6985

Жыл бұрын

​@@kipbong-un1152 The things dennis was saying could have been an email

@DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK

Жыл бұрын

​@@kipbong-un1152 what part of "you can't skip lunch" don't you understand?

"What the hell is thats going on out there?!"

@ekaminar

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he says it like three times lmaooo

This show had me peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. Glad I found this show. The last skit of episode 1 with Steven Yuen and the gift receipts…I was crying😂

@joanna-qb9sn

Жыл бұрын

*as he’s half dying* the ugly house on Kenmore, you can see the KFC sign outside 😖📱

@caitlinbelforti870

Жыл бұрын

Then let....my wife....eat the receipt

@mloftus8618

Жыл бұрын

@@caitlinbelforti870 - lol yes! That skit is hilarious.

@Joemamaisallama2023

11 ай бұрын

This show is retarded

Four of some of the best sketches in a row so I can introduce this show to friends. I love Tim Robinson! I'm chill, I'm just such a huge fan of his music aaand his acting.

@andrewolynyk2770

2 жыл бұрын

The water stinks!

@yourdogisbeautiful5845

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, my belt is angels and archways!

@nebulousisgod

2 жыл бұрын

What the hell is that’s going on out there??

@danielblair2168

Жыл бұрын

B-b-b-b-b basketball. Gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it!

@Patryc

Жыл бұрын

oh my god did you see brian's hat

That selfish woman hogged the nachos, and then had the audacity to be offended by Tim's clever ruse. How dare she?

@silentbigsteve3429

Жыл бұрын

What?

@gudduentertains

11 ай бұрын

​@@silentbigsteve3429😂

2:10 "He's trying to choke me! He's trying to kill me!" 😂

No show has ever left me consistently in tears of laughter like I think you should leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:05 "He's like a wild animal!" lmao

The professor one is hilarious lol it’s amazing everyone can copy his style of humor

Gimme dat!

The nachos skit is Tim’s funniest skit. I was laughing so hard. There are scumbags like that in real life.

@newsourcetechno5777

Жыл бұрын

I assume you're talking about scumbags that don't leave any meat on the nachos, right?

@gudduentertains

11 ай бұрын

What?

“I’m so tired” and just put my head down is my go to now.

“I’m joking. I’m jokin”

@ruthie8785

Жыл бұрын

…GIMME THAT

Tim gotta know some people in business, so much of the stuff they talk about is surprisingly accurate

i love that the music stops as soon as she calls him out

I like burgers, just like that guy. They are way better than the pasta he initially ordered.

This gazpacho is pipin hot!

When the hot dog vacuum commercial dropped, I about lost consciousness from laughter. That was so out of the god damn blue that I couldn’t believe it then, and still cannot to this day😂😭

@TheWacoKidd

Жыл бұрын

I can't talk about it without crying

That little smile at the end is priceless.

Anytime I ever have a meeting scheduled during my lunch at work the first thing I ask is “I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that?”

Everyone is so disappointed in Tim for choking. They’ll never see him the same 😔

@ScottsStockDueDiligence

Жыл бұрын

I’m choking…give me that…I’m choking

"What the hell is that that's going on out there??" kills me. I feel like the other actor is trying not to laugh the way his lip is moving lol

“Is that a hotdog in your sleeve?” “I’m so tired”

The waiter / expo in the Nachos sketch is the definition of a fucking ride or die bro. After hearing his insane request, not only did he entertain the idea but he actually fucking did it. He had his reservations, he thought it was stupid, but he thought it would help the guy out so he did it. I don’t even think I could do something like that for someone I know, let alone a stranger. It’s a shame Tim tried to throw him under the fucking bus to impress his date. If I was the waiter, I would’ve just brought another plate of nachos and say something like “here are your na… oh you guys already got your nachos? haha must’ve been a mixup. well we can’t take them back and personally I don’t wanna throw them away so you guys just have them, no charge” boom, everyone wins

@gottfriedhub

6 ай бұрын

She would just eat the fully loaded ones on that one too. These people do that regardless

Guy couldn't wait 20 mins to eat his glitzy

I’ve watched the hotdog sketch countless times and somehow just noticed when the coworker pokes it with his pen and Tim inhale-slurps it up. Maaaaan... hot dogs are like skeleton-level funny T Rob is a genius.

@MichaelB13

Жыл бұрын

A friend of mine just introduced me to this show and I love it! I had to play this particular part back several times when I first saw it and it had me in tears from laughing so hard!

@John-sr2hr

Жыл бұрын

What did you just notice?

@NapnCat

Жыл бұрын

@@John-sr2hr his co-worker pokes it with a pen, causing him to inhale it

@rodismantle2809

Жыл бұрын

He also says fuckkk before he inhales it

@upland77

Жыл бұрын

He points to it, but he doesn't touch it

11:25 Tim is the king of "man going through a crisis but trying to play it off" comedy. "Chill, h0w y0u bEEn, dUdE?"

Haha. When I was 9, I almost choked to death on cheese at Smokey's Pizza in Hazel Dell, WA. A guy named Jim Harrington gave me the Heimlich and saved my life. The story made the local news the next day. KATU interviewed my mom and me outside our house. My mom acted to the news like she was so worried at the time, but you know what? She acted nothing but embarrassed the whole time it was happening. I'll never forget theat. While the guy was giving me the Heumlich, I lost consciousness and everything. From my perspective, one minute I was choking, literally TO DEATH, and the next, I'm waking up huffing and puffing with streams of pizza and drool running down my face all over my shirt. On my 10th birthday, Jim sent me a card. Great guy. If it weren't for him, I for sure would have died because my mom wasn't doing jack squat beyond hiding her face in her hands.

@fetusmerchant9567

9 ай бұрын

How dare you my child almost die in a public setting do that alone in your room next time

@danwilliams1920

9 ай бұрын

@@fetusmerchant9567 pretty much

Okay but I'd be just as mad if someone ate all my fully loaded nachos.

@justahumanpassingthrough5544

2 жыл бұрын

I'd probably be more mad. Except, I'd either leave then and there, or hold it in and never eat out with the same person again (whether it was a date or not lol)

@some_metalhead

2 жыл бұрын

She and the professor should have gone out together

@Noah-go8xc

Жыл бұрын

@@some_metalhead THOSE NACHOS LOOK REALL Y GOOD. IMA EAT THE WHOLE THING.

Eerrrgh… gimme dat… gimme dat… I’m jokin

PAAAAWPERSSSSSS!!!!!

Fun fact: If someone can still "talk" the way he is here, do not do heimlich, it means the windpipe is not fully closed so the heimlich just makes it more dangerous

@ood26

Жыл бұрын

What are you supposed to do?

@jkelsey555

Жыл бұрын

@@ood26 allow them to continue to cough, if they cannot make noise, you try the heimlich

@Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea

11 ай бұрын

Would a couple slaps on the back work?

This guy was eating a sandwhich on a flight opposite me, and I was just staring at it thinking "Gimme dat"

That burger sketch seems like I'm watching someone's dream 😂

7:37 I have adopted doing this to everyone at any time i'm eating with anyone. I eat alone a lot now

@spacewolfRIFF

Жыл бұрын

#GMT🫳

My one buddy and I will constantly say "what" to each other in a more and more upset tone. It's become our love language.

7:00 Honestly it’s kind of refreshing to see Tim as the straight man once in a while.

I forgot he puts the hotdog in his sleeve

The nacho skit destroyed me 😂

10:59 this expression he made while choking fucking killed me 😂 😂 😂 😂

“What the hell is that’s going on out there.”

“I’m gonna eat this whole thing! Now let me record you saying you’re gonna kill the President.” Lol that’s of my favorite sketches

He dodged a bullet. Anyone that hogs da nachos is a bad birdie.

Gimme dat

For some reason even the normal conversations are hilarious to me

She WAS taking all the good nachos

You know it’s about to get crazy when Tim is the straight man

GIMME DAT! 🍔

When I say literally, the choking skit is LITERALLY the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Prof.. When he groans and says Gimme dat..

“Better go check my car, Ferrari”

“What the hell is thats goin on out dere!?”

The way the professor takes the last bite with such relish lmao.

12:14 is so funny i can't even laugh, i just scream internally until i implode.

"Are You Choking? The Prevalent Theme Of Asphyxiation In A Modern Society Across The Selected Works Of Tim Robinson"

is he eating a NAKED hot dog?!

@rocketmik65

2 жыл бұрын

i don’t think you’re allowed to do that