fun fact: someone did the math for us, and soldier teleported 82.772 loafs of bread.

@RostoyaEgarov

5 ай бұрын

Like 82k or 82.7

@gabrielegenota1480

5 ай бұрын

@@RostoyaEgarovprobably the former - they likely used the cooldown times of the teleporter- which is a few seconds at most.

@jamminman9585

5 ай бұрын

@@RostoyaEgarovEuropeans use period instead of comma for numbers

@hayond656

5 ай бұрын

Don't you mean Teleported a loaf of bread 82.772 times? Even though Soldier is crazy I doubt he grabbed 82,772 different loaves of bread once, Since I'm pretty sure it takes more than 1 teleportation before the bread even becomes weird

@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330

5 ай бұрын

@@hayond656 I would consider that, but them how that monster bread got like that?

R.I.P to Rick May (soldiers voice actor) May you live on soldier towards the sky

@Kaltsit-

5 ай бұрын

No living man could best him in the ring of honor.

@liviekumori

5 ай бұрын

He is indeed gonna live forever in our memories.

@Heavy_fromTF2

5 ай бұрын

Soldier did not die, he rocket jumped so high that he got stuck in heaven.

@HexiiSky

5 ай бұрын

he was a good soldier, the best even

@gearreadyforwar1545

5 ай бұрын

@@Heavy_fromTF2 I agree

15:58 “I’m a scout spy crossover.” That just means your scouts sister if spy had stayed around to be a dad

I just realized that soldier was right from the start. He says "We can not teleport bread anymore!", which is the truth.

@finchat2382

5 ай бұрын

Rip scout

So about the giant bread monster map idea you speak off: Recently, tf2 map makers have been using a thing called VScript. It can make custom stuff function in a map without the use of plugins and external downloads, everything is run in the map. An example of this would be the summer update's VS Saxton Hale (Offical Version) and scream fortress update's Offical Zombie gamemode, both made by community map makers. If a couple of fellows get together for a single project, they could DEFINETLY re-create the Giant Bread Monster boss fight!

@DeadHaremGuy

5 ай бұрын

There's also the map Bread Space

@HybridHenderson

5 ай бұрын

@@DeadHaremGuy yeah but you arent really fighting the bread monster :(

@Ze_N00B

5 ай бұрын

I'd like it if it was kinda like the Merasmus fights where the monster is a universal threat in addition to the enemy team.

@HybridHenderson

5 ай бұрын

@@Ze_N00B would be nice

There is no bread boss fight, but there's a community-to-official payload map where you push the payload into the maw of a bread-monster.

I recently found out that the Medic's VA also voices Zemo in "Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes".

@Ze_N00B

5 ай бұрын

He also played Fletus in Brütal Legend, Emperor Nefarious in Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart, Arsenal in Apex Legends and Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes.

@itsthatmemelowell

5 ай бұрын

That show SLAPPED

Knowing the comics, seeing Spy teach Scout is heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time.

5:39 Got to love how Heavy is doing some double takes at his sandwich in the background and then goes like "eh, whatever..." and eats it anyway.

Fun fact: now that the voice actor retired from doing voice acting, they’re more connected to TF2’s community than any other things, Except nathan, the va for scout, he’s connected to practicaly anything.

Heavy has a degree in Russian literature, don't call him stupid. He's just smart enough to know incredible amounts of force solve most problems in his line of work.

The voice actor for Sniper still is in every Valve game

Medic is my fav, because he has a funny conga, has the voiceline "I AND THE ANGRY BIRDGOD OF THE BADLANDS! FEAR ME!!!" and overall he is just so fun to watch and play The medic VA did such a good job My favourite detail by far is how the smile lines are handled. It just looks so good Also the detail that Scout had to try 2 until his lighter came on. I love sounddesign

@IAteAllToasts

5 ай бұрын

"You are dominated, im zhe bird! We both are having a bad day"

Do not demean yourself as slop, for a beautiful flower cannot exist without its ugly roots. One must risk being cringe to become truly based. Also, at one point, there was actual Valve interest in female renditions of the cast, complete with concept art. It fell through due to the fact that adding female models would require going in and messing with the rigging for... Well, quite a lot of hats. Scout per the comics is also God's literal gift to women. A small selection of recommended TF2 works: Drama: The Winglet (basically anything). The Red, Blue, and the Ugly comes after Live and Let Spy which comes after The Bolted Behemoth Endless Rust (1 and 2), featuring tons of robots Assault On 2Fort, featuring femscout and movie quality Anything made by Crash Maul, lots of action and the closest thing you will get to superheroes in TF2 (but in the characteristically violent fashion) Comedy: Team Neighborhood Series Turbulence (won a SFM competition despite being unfinished) the various Valve stuff (Jungle Inferno and the two Mann Vs Machine shorts) Miss Pauling is worth it by Spineapples (animated versions of ingame voice lines)

I’m going to teleport bread in honor of Rick May

Spy is also canonically Scout's father. Rizz runs in the family it seems.

hahaha I TELEPORTED BREEEAAAAD

@aidenpinkos2385

22 күн бұрын

Good news, we're not dying. We are going to live FOREVER.

21:53 I think that's already a weapon in the game. It's called the Pain Train.

@Glitchmouse2

5 ай бұрын

Eughye, gyaweutheekdowthe paintrain station in, traitown

Why you had to lump Heavy with the dumb side of the team, Heavy is definitely not an idiot.

@Tekdruid

5 ай бұрын

Canonically, Heavy has PhD. in Russian literature.

Funny enough, the main beats of the lore ARE actually in game in various maps and game modes. That being said the finer and more in depth details of the story are indeed spread across: blog posts, update pages, Meet the team vids, and the comic. While those extra sources help fill in and explain the universe overall, you can still get the idea of "RED vs. BLU fighting for land until their bosses die at which point they work for Saxton Hale defending his company from robots." which in all honestly is all the lore most ppl need to enjoy the game.

the original meet the spys audio was recently found and made into a sfm. id highly recommend it, it explains how spy takes the leader position.

fun fact heavy is smart he even have a phd

Before they jump into the bread, I like that Scout actually uses the dancing skills he’s learnt from Spy

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

14:59 You fool, you gave it away yourself! "Hey, we both got buckets o' chicken, wanna do it?"

4:14 Favorite TF2 character? Medic. Classic mad scientist right down to the German accent. Got to love that. Sniper is awesome too, being just this laid back Strayan (actually born in New Zealand according to the comics) fella with _standards._ I tend to do best as Pyro or Heavy tho.

If you've got a couple hours to spare, you should watch Emesis Blue! It's an entire freaking MOVIE made entirely in sfm! And a great movie too!

Miss Pauling gets it hard from her boss (with her 1 day off), but to be fair, her boss only allows herself 1 hour off per year.

Heavy voice actor also voiced heavy on a shorts for the channel SiegeTales for a Christmas video.

Fun fact: Spy & Scout are actually Dad & Son (no joking).

Who’s gonna let em about the “How it feels to play” series

there is a lot of tf2 lore there are official comics. A LOT of official comics.

I wish they made this a series

My favorite character is the Medic because 1. He is delightfully insane 2. Has a sadistic sense of humor 3. And in the lore of TF2 he is immortal I’m not joking on that last one and I won’t spoil it. You can go read the explanation for that in the official TF2 comics.

@Colossatron165

5 ай бұрын

Spoiler: he stole something

Apparently there were supposed to be meet the team videos for blu team but for whatever reason they were never finished.

Favorite voice actor has to be the one who does engineer cause well he's a texan and I'm a texan too born and raised

All I wanted for Christmas was a shovel and a bucket but I go cleaning stuff instead

You should definitely watch "TF2 vs overwatch ep 1 and 2" by the winglet. Great videos

Now, I need to see reaction of Unusual troubles of stblackst

The reason the team is always red is because, according to the comic lore, the videos were filmed as propaganda in favour of the red team. Then, this being TF2, the cameraman got buried alive in a mineshaft, because not even the cameraman can escape the insanity that is this game.

25:26 there was bread space where you put a payload into the bread monster sorry if anybody posted this fact before me

@IAteAllToasts

5 ай бұрын

Its still there!

There is a payload map in tf2 call bread space where blu push bomb to kill the mother bread while red defend it

So.... will you ever be interested in doing SCP content? If you are, I recommend Mr.ILLUSTRATIONS and DR.BOB

MMD V.I.P reaction when

You definitely need watch TF2 vs overwatch by the winglet. Amazing animations

Great video mark

You should react to Team Neighbourhood. Best fan made running TF2 series

Just after 11:00 minutes, you expounded a bit on how much Pyro art you've seen? I wonder if you've seen "Something Is Wrong With Pyro" uploaded on KZread by Misan. This is where we can see why, in the Meet the Team videos, Heavy refers to Pyro as a "thing," Scout refers to him as a "freak," & Spy attributes Pyro with "inhuman" thoughts. It's only about 1 minute long so even if you don't want to make a reaction video from it, it's still well worth a watch. You also expressed that there's no real lore outside of the comic books & such...And if you have to read books to get the background & lore, it doesn't hold your attention. Well, it just so happens that Fortress Films made a full-length movie (Emesis Blue) that answers a lot of background questions. Questions such as why are these guys 9 guys in particular are the *only* combatants we see, why there seem to be so many of the same people (the only differences being cosmetic & the loadout carried) running around, fighting & killing each other even seeing for themselves that they're all cloned. It's a movie that centers around the use of the Respawn Machine & how it's affected everything around the Mann Co. even in their own universe where absurdity is interwoven throughout their history. It's sort of like a few lines of programming leads a small part of its subroutine into an infinite loop. @18:20 - In Soviet TF2 you don't eat bread. Bread eat you. @22:26 - If you can decypher Pyro's mumblings, he might just as well be doing what he's best at; waltzing right up to the enemy & saying "You're toast!"

Bucket

@megasoma_elephas

5 ай бұрын

Dear God.

@TjocCreation

5 ай бұрын

There's more

10:32 heavy has multiple phd

@RostoyaEgarov

5 ай бұрын

No he has a Russian literature PhD engineer has multiple PhDs

We have 3 days to live

Greatings.

two words for the next reaction. Emisis, Blu

😭 bro I ain't gay but this MF....I need him

I teleported bread

You should react to the official tf2 comics (you can find their fandub on youtube) and the fan made original meet the spy (recreated from an old recording from the spy voice actor)

The reason for only seeing red is cuz they kill the person filming before they interview the blue team, cus he is expendable

so sad that miss pauling is gay. not for pauling's sake, but for the poor unwise scout who doesn't know better.

Soldier, Heavy, or Engineer

11:22 Never because the game is set in the 60's and sexism was on full force back then so no woman in any job that had a "military" background

Did you know theres a skibidi toilet anime?

You do know Machinamas only use in game footage right?

Question, vil you be watching Meet the team fortress 2 later one?

@user-ue3gy1qp2g

5 ай бұрын

From Ingebrigt.

Soldier is based

Demo Man.

Check emesis blue

Soldier: hehehehehehe

If you really want to watch more quality tf2 content, I suggest stblackst, Doctor Lalve, Lazy purple, and soundsmith

you should watch the scratched universe

@datkhornedog899

5 ай бұрын

I second this. But I would also suggest treating the Scratched Universe as part of the game community's own lore instead of the official TF2's lore. Mainly because there will be references to the game's mechanics, servers and memes.

You should read or watch dubbed cpmics of tf2, they are very funny. You will be not disappointed

well i do not know why,MakariMore but i guess you either gonna be happy with the good old "pull your hair by suprise" then "you moan" ((well that was short want make time longer)) or i bought you a hen manga want read it together

Emesis blue when?

Player 1 is always identified with the color red. Player 2 is always identified with the color blue. You can thank Nintendo for making that trend with one of the Wii's games.

@Saif6301

5 ай бұрын

I dont want to be rude or an "Umm ackchully" guy normally but bro what are you smoking this has been the case since the 80's in arcade games.

Comics explains everything, you fan react to them

For the people in the comments: for the love of god, please stop with the fun facts, everyone has already heard all of them 99+ times

15:06 Questioning his sexuality for men or his father?

Hey, we both got an interest in tf2 smut, wanna do it?

Hey, are you a Soldier main? Cause I want to be the medic in your pocket.

Watch emesis blue pls it’s amazing

How much

Watch maybe TF2 comics dub. It's AMAZING 😂

Fun fact, the voice actors for sniper and the administrator are married.

Love your KZread channel and u have a adorable voice 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

no wonder the video is 30 minutes long, u pause at every five seconds, that's way too much for people who wanted to see a reaction, this feels like a review and if it is then ok

:cringe: