Drake could've labeled this book "tweets & texts I never sent" bc that's what it's giving

@missmars4252

10 ай бұрын

Would've definitely been a better title.

@airasees

10 ай бұрын

you put more thought into this comment than drake did into the whole book

@bazhumke4040

10 ай бұрын

legendary comment

@aylin7716

10 ай бұрын

I died out of laughter 😂😂😂😂

@sixela2477

10 ай бұрын

and a bunch of cheesy pick-up lines hahaha

Drake dedicating this book to all the dogs should be considered a form of animal cruelty.

@GreiH

10 ай бұрын

I feel like it says dogs because they wouldn't let him say the word for a female dog (the b word)

@sammythescrub5258

10 ай бұрын

@@GreiH i feel like it’s more a reference to his upcoming rnb album which is dedicated to his “day ones” aka the people that were there before he switched to doing only rap

@maddsn

10 ай бұрын

It is definitely a nod to his next album and IDK if by dogs he meant his 'dawgs' but yeah.... it was.... a choice....

@noface3641

10 ай бұрын

Omg wait😂😂 Im dying

@angelinebena9675

10 ай бұрын

Definitely true

This is the poetry equivalent of “grown men will think a thought you thought when you were 10, call it enlightenment and start a podcast”

@falconeshield

10 ай бұрын

The moment Joe Rogan fired up his mic, anyone could make a podcast

@noface3641

10 ай бұрын

I swear to god not a single men on this planet knows what poetry is☠ im convinced

@bhav7539

10 ай бұрын

I mean ocean vuong exists...

@frenchgirl5878

10 ай бұрын

That’s an insult to 10 years olds, I wasn’t that dumb and conceited when I was that age. I’m sure most 10 yo today would run circles around these « alpha men »

@mika628

10 ай бұрын

​@@noface3641 that's a bold, and objectively incorrect, take

“There are two kinds of women in the world: Those who like giving head and those I don’t like.” Drake being misogynistic is not surprising 🤦‍♀️

@starsandsuch7778

10 ай бұрын

Literally how can he get away with that

@Princ3Mynt

10 ай бұрын

Women like head too

@youtubeshorts6619

10 ай бұрын

That's the reality. Men gets away with everything. It's the woman whom everyone has opinions about. It's exhausting.

@bla66

10 ай бұрын

@@starsandsuch7778 by being a man 😅

@lorenzomizushal3980

10 ай бұрын

How is this misogynistic?

"One sided beef is not beef, its chicken" kinda goes hard😂😂😂

@finnwilliams8404

10 ай бұрын

I don't know if Drake is really the guy to be commenting on one-sided beef considering how he ducked out on the beef with Pusha T

@lesbiangoddess290

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@chelswang6818

10 ай бұрын

The way I busted out laughing after hearing Jack read that

@downlikesixthirty5801

10 ай бұрын

what does it mean? pls i rly wanna know 🥲

@ela5746

10 ай бұрын

@@downlikesixthirty5801 To me it was funny because he's right in that one-sided beef (having grievances against or fighting with another person) isn't really beef. But as some people might think of chicken as being the opposite to beef (the meat product), to Drake it is therefore chicken. So there's a humorous contrast between his valid or even potentially insightful critique and this absurdist conclusion. Thought it was kind of clever and actually got a laugh out of me too.

"That's not a stream, that's a series of puddles at best" was a better line than any of the 'poetry' in this book - great video as always!

@moviegoer0657

9 ай бұрын

I know, that was great!

"It's just when you see them written down in black and white on a piece of paper, you really start to consider all the trees that died for this." Those $68 bringing out the savage in you 💀

@angelinebena9675

10 ай бұрын

Such a good line😂

@seductiveraven4895

9 ай бұрын

How the hell I keep going to comment where the speaker says the same thing as the comment at the same time.

@claire4212

9 ай бұрын

@@seductiveraven4895yeah how did you even do that lol?

@seductiveraven4895

9 ай бұрын

@@claire4212 pure luck

@donotbotherpeopleontheinternet

7 ай бұрын

😂❤

my brother bought this book and the speed at which my jaw dropped when i saw that there were three words on each page should be studied by scientists

@lesbiangoddess290

10 ай бұрын

That is actually too funny

@noface3641

10 ай бұрын

Im sorry but your brother should be studied by scientists. I did not believe for a second any real human other then those reviewing the book, bought it☠ is your brother real? And if not, does he need help?

@karissaridge8145

10 ай бұрын

@@noface3641 he said he did it just to support drake, but i can not FATHOM buying something from one of my favorite artists that they really have no expertise in and cough up $11 just because they’re them

@chinares

10 ай бұрын

@@noface3641I mean if the brother is not real, you should be asking “do you need help” instead?

Jack i genuinely feel bad for every second you wasted on this poem. I couldn’t get past the first word.

@yomismo74

10 ай бұрын

Fortunately it doesn't seem to have many sentences anyway

@gilory9552

10 ай бұрын

@@yomismo74 😭😭

@jarolwesley-ui5yq

10 ай бұрын

@@yomismo74 😹😹

@arsynel

10 ай бұрын

please don't call this a poem

"More lines at a drake party than in this book" Jack that was FOUL I love it

@justemoi7610

10 ай бұрын

What does it mean ?

@ollyboston58

10 ай бұрын

@@justemoi7610 drugs

@justemoi7610

10 ай бұрын

@@ollyboston58 OOOOH okay. Thanks

"is the poetry collection in the room with us" absolutely K.O'd me

@falconeshield

10 ай бұрын

Lana Del Rey took years to release her poetry book. Literal years.

I mean, he did leave you enough white space to annotate this masterpiece…

@ElizasO

10 ай бұрын

😂So thoughtful

@twosunies

8 ай бұрын

But really, what is there to annotate? 😭

@historiareiss1100

8 ай бұрын

You have to write the poetry 💀

@nimratmand3318

8 ай бұрын

​@@historiareiss1100it was supposed to be a diy poetry book all along. He just gave you examples!

Okay the poetry was so bad but this video was hilarious so props to jack

@scr3am273

10 ай бұрын

Where was the poetry?

@N_IRL

10 ай бұрын

​@@scr3am273It starts right here 9:00

@Sho-M3-Hear

10 ай бұрын

@@scr3am273Jack’s video about this book was more poetic 🤌🏼

Not Jack getting 2 copies. That’s basically a punishment because who would want that book on the resale market?

@bladepanthera

10 ай бұрын

He should resell it before everyone is clued up on the contents 😂

@Diana-wc4jl

10 ай бұрын

Who wouldn't want a book with Jack Edwards' tear stains?😂😂

@chinares

10 ай бұрын

Maybe they’re only 2 copies, so when someone finally purchased one, they decided to send the other too as there won't be a second person who would buy it.

It could be a sick sketchbook tho with all the blank pages. 😂

@kkaebsong0408

10 ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking too

@voxtur__7

10 ай бұрын

I would literally reuse it as a notebook, but only after covering it with a newspaper or some other opaque material.

@min5899

10 ай бұрын

Genius hahaha

There is something to be said about an artist who is so rich that nobody can say "no."

@falconeshield

10 ай бұрын

But why though

@noface3641

10 ай бұрын

Omg I'd say no faster than light. People should really start having principles. Like, any of them

i feel so sorry to all the trees wasted for these books. like if I was a tree and I found out that I would succumb to having drake’s slobber printed on my dead limbs, I would shrivel up and die right there as a last attempt to protect my dignity

@thaliajones9330

10 ай бұрын

"drake's slobber" HELP 😂😂

@shieben0732

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I guess you could use this as a journal or a sketchbook or something. That way at least the trees didn't die in vain.

@Pun116

10 ай бұрын

Nah. They died in vain.

@luvvsoph1e

4 ай бұрын

just painting over the cover and over like the one line of text on the page could work

"I hear police sirens in the distance, at least tonight one of us is a wanted man." Okay why does that actually go hard

@falconeshield

10 ай бұрын

Who would want that though??

@amarjotsingh8455

10 ай бұрын

So corny 😂

@Pun116

10 ай бұрын

Lame

@GoldenWreck

5 ай бұрын

Maybe cuz Drake can relate to it, him being into young girls and all.

he had to keep the poetry collection short and easy to read so the young girls he's into could understand

@ambermartinez2616

10 ай бұрын

Lmfaaoo

@anaandrade9042

7 ай бұрын

good LORD lmao

@stanloona-oi3qm

14 күн бұрын

THIS COMMENT AGED LIKE FINE WINE MAY I TELL YOU

"Dude that's not a stream, that's a series of puddles at best" 😂

“You really start to consider all the trees that died for this.” This cracked me up and later even made me contemplate , such a sad state of affairs 🙂 Jack’s one liners never miss!

I loved how your improvised poem was way better that his book (it honestly made me laugh). It’s insane what celebs do for money🤦🏻‍♀️

Drake and poetry in the same sentence sounds like an oxymoron, ngl :))

@paddymuldoon6718

10 ай бұрын

I mean not really, some of his songs are pretty poetic. Just a shame this book proves they were most definitely not wrote by him 😂

@arirose8796

10 ай бұрын

Check his lyrics he is poetic

@nileverdeen3797

10 ай бұрын

​@@arirose8796lmao you need read poetry

@arirose8796

10 ай бұрын

@@nileverdeen3797 lmao no

@D0nm3g4

10 ай бұрын

@@nileverdeen3797most rap is poetry tbf

the "If you're reading this it's too late" joke was 11/10

@bazhumke4040

10 ай бұрын

actually god tier

Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion in ‘WAP’ are better poets in my opinion.

@hidbid1

10 ай бұрын

high bar tbf

my heart breaks for all the trees that died for this

@coffeebean_

7 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly 😭😭😭

I am already cackling at "to all the dogs, not EVEN a specific dog" 🤣🤣

😂😂😂 I am not even a native English speaker, but I am 100% sure I can right deeper poetry than this😂😂

@mirirodriguez3919

10 ай бұрын

Write* and yeah i feel the same honestly 😂

I sincerely feel like someone looked at his notebook of song lyric ideas and said you can publish this and Drake said Yes.

The fact that how bad this is speaks for itself lol like Jack didn't really need to break down why it's bad and explain his motives like usual, he just read the book to us! 😂

A 5 minute audiobook. And it's not even a kids' picture book. 🤯

"you really start to consider the trees that died for this" is why i love jack

HELP the "poetry" sounds like those pinterest caption ideas im dying

I feel so sorry that he wasted his money on this. But I haven't laughed this hard, with tears, in a long time. This is comedy gold. 😂

@bazhumke4040

10 ай бұрын

this is actually gold yeah

The way I CACKLED at the dedication part LMAO

This video is almost twice as long as it takes to read this book which should really just tell you everything you need to know about it 💀💀

Celebrity’s need to stick to what there famous for

@oliviaspring9690

10 ай бұрын

I mean there are definitely some musical artists who could write a poetry book (I.e. Singer, songwriters) but drake isn’t one of those musical artist

@tungstenmouse

10 ай бұрын

Rap is a form of poetry so you could say he is. But that reflects badly on his music more than anything lol.

@nashgilbert13

10 ай бұрын

@@oliviaspring9690Taylor swift definitely needs to release a poetry book. (Actually technically she did with reputation the “why she disappeared” poem)

@jolienvandamme2909

10 ай бұрын

@@nashgilbert13yes I need this so much

@jolienvandamme2909

10 ай бұрын

Songs are a form of poetry some artists are just better than others 😅

I’ve 100% seen that “my therapist told me…” PoEm in someone’s tweet before😂 Jack, I’m truly sorry that you spent money on this garbage, but I also don’t feel that bad because we received this treat of a video as a result of your suffering🙈

'Is the poetry collection in the room with us?' 💀💀💀

my cousin almost bought this book, im glad I just sent her this video

"started from the bottom, now we're here... still at the bottom" 😭😭😭😭

This feels like he just had a notebook of lines he thought were cool and wanted to use in a song, but never was able to incorporate into one, so he just released the notebook as is and called it poetry.

I love how the only minute where you say anything nice is the minute you start talking about squarespace, you use your energies righteously.😂

@ashmitachauhan2408

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

All your Drake referenced puns were absolutely amazing😂

the perfect book for my goodreads reading challenge

taylor swift writing "in my feelings more than drake" is more accurate than this whole book, lyrically

He even failed at trying to pull a Rupi Kaur 💀

You can use the second one as a journal now, as it is mostly blank😂

I personally think it's quite bold of Drake to say, "my talents include a pen" and then publish this😂💀

i’ve been waiting so long for jack to post! amazing timing again!! love the vid as always ⭐️

Kinda intrigued what Jack thinks of the BTS book? Considering it's unique creation with the QR codes and Anton Hur on translation too!

Hi Jack. Just wanted to say Thank you for introducing me to my favourite books. That's the simplest way I can put it. Thank you

why are these just bars from certified lover boy😭 just feels like random lines from songs that prolly didnt make the cut lmaoo

jack what are you doing giving us your poetry for free and not making us pay 2$ per minute???

Hey Jack! Wanted to let you know about the Philadelphia Bookstore Map, which was just released! It was a grassroots effort to create a map that shows all the bookstores in Philly--could be a fun video idea whenever you're in the US again!

I love your reviews Jack so much and I always go by your reviews so much ❤

Jake’s video about the book is longer than the Drake’s poetry book!

You know it's bad when the nicest guy on the internet starts roasting

I love Jack's humor, this whole video had me laughing out loud

But if the pages are quite empty that means you didn’t use your money for nothing. You can actually paint inside. Or write your thoughts. Or anything.

The poetry collection is the friends we made along the way

"😐 feminism" I DIED LAUGHING OMG...

the way that you’ve convinced me to buy the book because i’m always in need of a laugh

When Jacks comments on Drake’s poetry hits harder than Drake’s poetry

this is literally the best book content i've watched this month

The best thing about this video was the Squarespace add. Someone stop Drake! 😂😂😂

Jack hit the jackpot (pun intended) with purchasing 2 copies of this book. Now, he has the entire print run at home.

Just love your videos jack

I feel so bad for all the trees 😢

Jack your reviews make life worth living😂😂 Thnx a lot

the title is too good, i clicked instantly

More content like this plz…i love jack savagery

I loveeee this video Jack is so so funny!

To think all that paper went into making such waste, damn wow I feel physical pain.

@siobhancrgde

8 ай бұрын

😭

someone needs to start making a Jack Ben Edwards quote book this guy's humour is on fireeeee

at least the book could be repurposed as a sketchbook since there sure is a lack of poetry in it

"Dude that's not a stream, that's a series or puddles at best" 😂😂😂😂

This video was straight up high comedy. Thank you Jack for 10 minutes of pure unbridled laughter. (I too am a drake fan but wow just wow).

Some book should be pirated. This one just made to the top of the list.

SO EXCITED!!😊

Poetic injustice

I wasn't expecting to laugh this much, thanks jack!

Hey Jack! Loved this video (I am definitely not purchasing this poetry (??) book i fear)! Also maybe you could do a video on "Books that Barbie/Ken Would Read"? Just a silly little idea I feel like you'd have a fun time with it!

68 dollars??? Ouch

your deadpan delivery of the lines was the best

I would use one of those 2 books as a journal, erasing the sentences so I could use the whole page

Needed a video from you todayyy

I knew I didn’t like Drake before, but now I am certain

THIS BOOK IS PURE COMEDY GOLD

This is brilliant, made my day

This made me feel more confident about my poetry so thank you drake🙏🙏

Omg. SCATHING! Love it!!

What are the chances this book is ALSO ghostwritten??

Drake should be in jail for wasting that much paper on that sorry excuse of a “book”

"a stream of consciousness" they must had fainted along the way

THE POETRY AT THE END HIT

Jack. Just for you, I watched the whole ad sponsor and clicked the link. You deserve it.

I laughed so hard after so long !! Too good a review

Can't even watch the whole video without pausing every minute because I was laughing hysterically. You are way too funny, Jack.