I don't even know what to say about the ways I managed to die...

@mattglass2719

4 жыл бұрын

Keep up the good work Gray!

@JoMiMi_h

4 жыл бұрын

(Repost as a reply) Hey Gray, are you under evacuation orders from Hurricane Dorian, considering you live in Cape Coral?

@danehedman5706

4 жыл бұрын

When you open up a game and the first thing you see is a sperm and a egg. “Awwww this is going to get special.”

@rainyriver

4 жыл бұрын

I ask myself that all the time.

@sauce2789

4 жыл бұрын

Make more universe simulator 2

_"I'm picking every worst possible option"_ *Picks dad*

@MelonHere20

4 жыл бұрын

Yep lol

@MelonHere20

4 жыл бұрын

Saying dad is usually the wrong choice

@dough2903

4 жыл бұрын

NobodyLikesYouAnd Nobody Did life tell you that? 😂😂😂

@no__ob7456

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MelonHere20

4 жыл бұрын

@@dough2903 yes

I love how Gray literally can't fathom that his first choice actually rejected him

@GrayStillPlays

4 жыл бұрын

I thought she just had a really good sense of humor.

@eggyboy6038

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@margaretwilson8736

4 жыл бұрын

HAHA yah Theatre major that had a crush on a teacher ZOINKS

@supremejack4497

4 жыл бұрын

@@GrayStillPlays Just goes to show you are not funny.

@brookep17

4 жыл бұрын

Been looking for this comment 😂😂

3:56 "What kind of a job is cash registers" *Sad squidward noises*

“What is this, selling drugs?” *Competitive weed dealing*

@moistsocks2188

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDD

@hsides1511

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@girlscangame2333

4 жыл бұрын

I’d win then 😏

@maneuveraviator007_3

4 жыл бұрын

So whoever gets the most money or the last person who is not in jail wins?

@ExDud

4 жыл бұрын

I am a swimmer and all my friends think I’m a drug dealer so this fits me perfectly.

"My parents told me to get a real job" Boy oh boy I bet they are proud of you today

@nanaki-seto

4 жыл бұрын

If youtube gets back to how it was like 4 years ago or so we will have a generation of kids saying they want to be a professional youtuber when they grow up and their parents are gona be oh hell yes !!

@TheInsomniaddict

4 жыл бұрын

@@nanaki-seto Except that won't happen. There might be some other service that'll replace it, but you run into the same issue as with rock stars.

@crazyivan512

4 жыл бұрын

heck ... now there are places that have KZread summer camp, where you can send your kids to learn how to be youtubers

@nanaki-seto

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheInsomniaddict have you been keeping up with jorg sprave the youtube union etc ? It very well could in fact happen. KZread is backed against a wall at this point

@The-Spaceducky

4 жыл бұрын

crazyivan512 cool

Gray "I smoked 150 cigarettes." Also Gray: has 300,000,000 kids

@user-zs6zy6ne5n

4 жыл бұрын

@Yellow Jello that's what iam thinking😂

@ddudebro

4 жыл бұрын

O-O

@flamx8776

4 жыл бұрын

@Yellow Jello same😂

@BlueRoseAFK

4 жыл бұрын

@banned from life wooosh

@koroanime2091

4 жыл бұрын

@banned from life are u 9

"what is love" A - Baby don't hurt me B - No more

@tarahdactyl8937

4 жыл бұрын

The game cheats. Both those answers are right

@Cognitive_player

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike MacNeill F respects

@velvetbrainhaze

4 жыл бұрын

Mike MacNeill G: Never gonna make you cry

@gharnox8210

4 жыл бұрын

@@velvetbrainhaze H: Never gonna say goodbye

@makaalbarn7258

4 жыл бұрын

P: Nobody Love Me

“I want to be a painter” “Why don’t you choose a real hobby” “I’ll smoke my days away” “Why don’t you do something productive with your time” “Well I WANTED to be a painter but okay” What a literal mood

Gray: I wanna be a painter! Gray’s parents: Get a real job. Gray: I wanna be a writer! Gray’s parents: No, get a real job. Gray: *becomes an up-and-coming KZread gamer out of spite* I N S P I R A T I O N A L

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Etceterotic Ironically I wanted to be both an artist and writer growing up. Except my parents were supportive and I’m majoring in Graphic Design now. 😎 (Which isn’t to say it wouldn’t have happened otherwise, I’m just a sensitive person and the support helped a lot emotionally)

@prestonsamson3674

4 жыл бұрын

Etceterotic really thought this was going to be a hitler reference

@KiotheCloud

4 жыл бұрын

@@prestonsamson3674 Good one i see someone does his research :D

@alizeica519

4 жыл бұрын

*O U T S T A N D I N G M O V E*

@zetjet9901

4 жыл бұрын

Preston Samson *OH*

You smoked 150 cigarettes? HONEY, YOU SMOKED 150 PACKS, THAT'S 3000 CIGARETTES...

@Creatorsan

4 жыл бұрын

And one cigarette is 4000+ chemicals.. oh boy..

@dracenas6625

4 жыл бұрын

@@Creatorsan well not that much, but still a lot.

@TheSouthwestBoyz

4 жыл бұрын

Smokes 3k cigs "Why did smoking kill me"

@alexanderzhmurov9624

4 жыл бұрын

After the first few hundred the math goes out of the window...

@HomoLegalMedic

4 жыл бұрын

@@dracenas6625 Actually, when burned, cigarettes create more than 7000 chemicals. Whereas there's only 600 is in the actual unlit cigarette. About 70 are known to cause cancer...

I laughed out loud like a hyena when I saw smoking as a college major please help

@irl1966

4 жыл бұрын

​@@miso-ge1gz u 2 good name

“How come it locks out some of the others?” Somebody has never been to school....

@Adam_adenvetures1555

4 жыл бұрын

yep oh the groups all the DAMN SCOOL GROOPS rap with me!!! NERDSJOCKSCOOLKIDSBRATSIDIOTSTEACHERSPETSARTKIDSLONERSAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYMACARENA

@eden-.-3483

4 жыл бұрын

@@Adam_adenvetures1555 "tea" wtf

@fridamunoz2947

4 жыл бұрын

@@eden-.-3483 it says teacher's pet

@eden-.-3483

4 жыл бұрын

@@fridamunoz2947 wow, I'm so stupid :'D

@shannonhewins

4 жыл бұрын

@@eden-.-3483 yes you are

8:35 The travel path is blocked it requires freedom Bruh

@ateasewiththecheese2140

4 жыл бұрын

It's referring to he ain't got no freedom cause he's married. brUh

@GhostGlitch.

4 жыл бұрын

AJ D I travel way more now that I'm not single personally

@GiantParfait

4 жыл бұрын

@@GhostGlitch. exactly my point, haha. Same

@ladyathenaofowls

4 жыл бұрын

At ease with the cheese b o o m e r h u m o r W I F E B A D

@allat871

4 жыл бұрын

@@ateasewiththecheese2140 ok boomer

"Why did swiping kill me?" It’s because someone said "Swiper no swiping"

@mejbishow5297

4 жыл бұрын

i thought about that too

@officialclownbusiness7788

4 жыл бұрын

Jesse 'Dylan did the Impossible' Edwards it's because some people stab theives.

@apersonwithagoogleaccount571

4 жыл бұрын

frick I Don’t wanna like because there’s 666 likes

@qxe1328

4 жыл бұрын

*swiper no sniping*

@radxianixe

4 жыл бұрын

"it was dora!" **gasp** *_"MISS EXPLORER!"_*

“Only people that ride on things can be my friend” -Sincerely, Gray 2019.

@michellekiger3694

4 жыл бұрын

What type of riding we talking? ÷l

@user-mp6xl7ge5j

4 жыл бұрын

*applause*

@fanpet3912

3 жыл бұрын

@@michellekiger3694 that's the joke

Uma dumped you bro! She laughed because you wanted to make it official.

@forgemakesstuff2734

4 жыл бұрын

RusticMinded I want to like this but you’re at 666 and i don’t want to ruin it

@HaHaHaxP100

4 жыл бұрын

Maya Bauer same lmao i liked it then i saw your comment so i unliked it

"I wanted to be a painter but you didnt like that you Jackass" I told my mom I wanted to be doctor and she said "Like you could be one."

@bluebeka2458

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, i kinda stop trying... I will just wait for something more useful in life than watching anime. 😅

@lilybrideau7604

4 жыл бұрын

I told my mom I wanted to be a teacher and she just said “No you dont.”

@VermillionRedd

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rainbaiyu

4 жыл бұрын

IG?

@TheInsomniaddict

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilybrideau7604 That's something I'd agree with if you want to become an elementary or highschool teacher. Teaching people is great but being a teacher isn't. At least in my area expect to be a substitute for a decade before maybe getting a permanent job. Teaching is a field that a lot of people go into, but it's not a field that rewards based on competency. If you do go for a teaching degree aim to become an instructor for adults or work for an organization that provides after school services, or go into an ESL program. Unless your area needs teachers you'll probably have a better life doing that.

Guy laugh, thought he's make it official with 2 girls. *Didn't know what the 'HAHA!' Means* You got rejected bruv

@pvic6959

4 жыл бұрын

i know that feeling well :'(

@bisexualbean2529

4 жыл бұрын

:( oof

@citrinestone6884

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if someone was gonna comment on that 😂

@thelocalnecromancer1224

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@realhueningkai

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

"I'm gonna pick theatre because it sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or make us homeless." As a theatre major I approve this message XD

@Super-Shafs

3 жыл бұрын

Also a theater major, same for me

@davidparkes7741

3 жыл бұрын

So.... Which one has it led to? Lol.

When are we going to tell him that the first girl rejected him lol

When he’s so confident that he’d rather believe that he had two wives than the fact that the first one rejected him xD

Young Gray: "I want to be a painter when I grow up!" Gray's Parents: "Hmm, have you considered getting a real job instead?" Gray: *BECOMES KZreadR* I bet they're proud.

@GygasDistruttore

4 жыл бұрын

What is a video, if not a moving painting??? IN a sense, Gray has achieved his dream.

@amcghie7

4 жыл бұрын

@@GygasDistruttore Gray is definitely the Bob Ross of the 21st Century

@roblox_guy_1015

4 жыл бұрын

@@amcghie7 you mean the bob ross of death

@supremejack4497

4 жыл бұрын

Least It's not gender studies.

@theskullicorn4588

4 жыл бұрын

H

“I’m picking Theatre because it sounds like something that could either make you a millionaire or homeless” Me, a theatre student: I think I fall under the homeless category but oh well too late now

@alexanderwheeler3943

4 жыл бұрын

As someone with theatre friends, and intends to be a writer himself... I get that

@Super-Shafs

3 жыл бұрын

I also majored in theater, but I did eventually get s job as an actor And then they fired me without explaining why, no joke

"I'm gonna pick the teacher" legit everyone misses the literal Mrs. Robinson XD

"Which wife is it?" Well, seeing as Uma laughed at you at the thought of dating you, I wouldn't think it would be her....

Probably ended up with my life

@Dylan-Frost

4 жыл бұрын

Hold up

@manictiger

4 жыл бұрын

Could be worse. You could be like me, where you do everything right and the outcome is still always wrong.

@beanbag6799

4 жыл бұрын

gray should definitely put his big toe in my mouth sock

@RickSanchez-gg1to

4 жыл бұрын

BETA MALE

@PokeFan17000

4 жыл бұрын

*Issue: You're in the video and you don't like it.*

2:09 you know damn well that’s not a pimple

@MiniMarshmallo

3 жыл бұрын

....than what is it??

@comfortloid2195

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiniMarshmallo a head just not the one on top of a neck

@MiniMarshmallo

3 жыл бұрын

@@comfortloid2195 thank you XD it took me a bit lol

"theater sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or homeless" i felt that at the bottom of my heart

Game: Presents anything Gray is not immediately familiar with. Gray: Is that selling drugs!?

@cyan39miku

4 жыл бұрын

guns and drugs

“Who’s your favorite parent?” We starting off real good

@Ricky-tu9qn

4 жыл бұрын

Carla ??? Tf

@Hendika

4 жыл бұрын

Another comment coming

“ What the heck! An alpaca just showed up ! “ This is the best line ever 😂

“What is Mr. Cloth?” “Looks like the Slender Man but made for infants” *IM PICKING IT*

@mangleshp

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a year late, but hello fellow kiwi.

Every bad choice yet you don't pick "ta-ta" as first words

@gurtbag4252

4 жыл бұрын

va-ti

@VintageEternity

4 жыл бұрын

-can

@comrade7921

4 жыл бұрын

@@gurtbag4252 vati is daddy in German

@supremejack4497

4 жыл бұрын

Or gender studies

@mehmetersahin9602

4 жыл бұрын

Baba is dad in turkish

4:13 “Mechanical engineering, *s m o k i n g!”*

@akrobeau

4 жыл бұрын

Justice Gagne it said mechanical engineering on the paper, that’s what i was referring to.

@sunkiller5682

4 жыл бұрын

akrobeau the joke is that gray said medical engineering

@scottmantooth8785

4 жыл бұрын

they burn a lot of things at the underwriters laboratories...and they do so in a variety of creative and exciting ways that at times can be quite dangerous... so if you have any latent deeply repressed arsonist tendencies its the perfect job for you

@PHILMKD95

4 жыл бұрын

Bunta from Initial D approves.

"I'm going to grow up to be a man who just sits watching tv and drinking beer" So, you chose Homer Simpson

5:44 as a actor I can say that this is 100% true

@kevinadams1835

4 жыл бұрын

I’m an actor as well!

@Super-Shafs

3 жыл бұрын

Also became an actor, but they fired me without an explanation

Don't worry man if you play as an artist try as a politician it worked for a German dude

@tigerheaddude

4 жыл бұрын

*Austrian

@alexer52

4 жыл бұрын

_Momma and Papa didn't like it when I colored..._ _So, I got rid of all the coloreds. - Hitler, probably_

@swazmarthy5929

4 жыл бұрын

Good advice, satan

@_verge4476

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Satan

@thejumbaking2424

4 жыл бұрын

Canadain*

“Whats is this? Is this like selling drugs? Ph it’s swimming” LMFAO HE SOUNDED SO DISSAPOINTED ☠️

Gray: Other?!? I have to pick this I don’t know what this is Me non-binary: *sweats awkwardly* ummmmm *raises hand slowly*

@dragutan335

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO YESS at that moment i was like *cries and laughes at the same time in nonbinary*ಥ‿ಥ

@KR-wl5yd

3 жыл бұрын

I think he means it's pretty vague.

@KR-wl5yd

3 жыл бұрын

It's like someone asking you what food you want to eat and you say "other". "Hey buddy, do you want strawberries or blueberries for breakfast? It can be something else, I have a lot of fruit. " "Other." "Buddy you're going to have to be a lot more specific than that." "Other."

@oblivionox2

3 жыл бұрын

Me as well as a trans female

@averysemidecent2870

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

Mom:"What's your job?" Me:"S M O K I N G"

@nikmatzulesham8576

4 жыл бұрын

Im something of a professional smoker myself

@johannson1980

4 жыл бұрын

Best to avoid the nicotine-rich sticks of disease.

@significantpepper5274

4 жыл бұрын

@@johannson1980 My job is smoking the nicotine rich sticks,SO I CAN BUY THE NICOTINE RICH STICKS! I'm a genius!

@johannson1980

4 жыл бұрын

@@significantpepper5274 Ok, you can keep doing so, your lifespan will shorten.

You only have one partner, the first one laughed in your face and left

@doomyboi

4 жыл бұрын

If it's any consolation, she probably died from swiping.

"I AM THE OFFSPRING OF MY TERRIBLE SELF!" #Deep

“Is there anything worse than smoking” picks gender studies

@lmottb1041

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's worse for u than smoking lol

@dami5154

4 жыл бұрын

what is gender studies exactly

@sirstubs1206

4 жыл бұрын

Dami Bankole a joke

@juni7908

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirstubs1206 thats rude

@Thomas-fz9xw

4 жыл бұрын

@@juni7908 But true!

oh yeah i majored in smoking it pretty hard

@3bydacreekside

4 жыл бұрын

I just smoke without majoring lol

@Apes_are_monkeys

4 жыл бұрын

I got an A+ because I got lung cancer in the process

@YannisBang

4 жыл бұрын

@@3bydacreekside well i am a professional smoker you amature

@3bydacreekside

4 жыл бұрын

Well I had a .8 GPA you egghead

@YannisBang

4 жыл бұрын

@@3bydacreekside Well i discovered smoking is actully bad and died 1 year after that get on my level

"What the hell!? An Alpaca just showed up! We're definitely picking that one!" Well, if there was any question that this is a Gray video, this answers it.

You: I wanna be painter Parents: get a real job You: I wanna be a writer Parents: get a real job You: *becomes youtuber*

some soundcloud rapper is now gonna make a song about selling drugs in the traphouse whilst wearing goggles and a swimming cap

@yung-stephen

4 жыл бұрын

you tried

@ishmealoj

4 жыл бұрын

@@yung-stephen so did your parents but they should have stopped

@mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699

4 жыл бұрын

@@ishmealoj OUCH!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

@yung-stephen

4 жыл бұрын

big boss ur a sensitive little guy huh

@ishmealoj

4 жыл бұрын

@@yung-stephen * yawns *

"I've smoked 150 cigarettes and I'm still not dead yet so i guess i have to pick a job" F E L T T H A T

@NinjaGodzilla

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@officialclownbusiness7788

4 жыл бұрын

Kara Lynn dying is hard...

@nickyjohnson2093

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I live this daily. Hey Kara, hmu

@irsyadipa4750

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

It's midnight, I should be asleep, instead I'm watching this and laughing my ass off.

“Only people who ride things can be my friend” Me: oh, well then I guess your mom is my friend. *because she rides me*

Being the one responsible for bringing this game out into the world I must say: Gray, well played! I couldn't have wished for a more perfect player to match the game with. :'D Thank you so much for checking out my game! You've just made my day. P.S. This is just the beginning, I'm expanding the experience and will eventually release the "Deadly Edition". I'll keep you posted, -Frycandle

when you had two wives it was really because the first one rejected you...

@Sunny-we7uv

4 жыл бұрын

strangestdreamm LMFAO

@timfrey2358

4 жыл бұрын

he didn't notice her DM said "LOL!" pff

"Worst options" "chooses dad" Gray raised by single mother confirmed.

"We're still gonna make bad choices, but let's at least try and live long enough to impregnate someone" damn, we getting philosophical up in here.

“I don’t understand why swiping contains carcinogen.”

I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, my parents told me to find a real profession. I became a youtuber Gray 2019

"Congratulations Uma you win" my nickname is uma *nervous chuckle*

Gary:this is the only game that starts with a sperm Bitlife: am I a joke to you

I think that HAHA on the first "Make it official" was her rejecting you lol

Fs in the chat for Umar, the only person Grey wouldn't bone.

“I specifically remembering” 10/10 English.

Imagine a toddlers first real sentence being “i’m going to make bad choices in life but i’ll try to live so i can impregnate someone first”

Gray is the only man who'll major in smoking while being a proffesional painter.

@janwick5392

4 жыл бұрын

What profession requires you to have smoking as a degree? A writer. Think about it.

“I guess we are professional swipers now.” *dora intensifies*

@bambii__4612

4 жыл бұрын

NoodleOfLake t

2:19 Is ThIs sELliNg DrUgS 🤣

0:53 *pick remote* "worse life choice" The remote was my only toys when I was little...

Let’s see what type of lives Gray kills today

@ravenwashburn8510

4 жыл бұрын

His own

@trulybrady8839

4 жыл бұрын

Lîbbÿ Malone GrayKills

@sovietbot6708

4 жыл бұрын

@@trulybrady8839 GrayStillKills

"Welcome to the only game that treats Gray like one of his Sims..."

The way he said the “nothing” choice for afterschool activity with the finger picking the noise had me dying 😂

"theres so many legit options here!... gender studies" *we class that as a legit study?*

@katlyn2915

4 жыл бұрын

LeemonTree yes

@Orchidlettux

4 жыл бұрын

Studying how humans work

@skylertremblay3395

4 жыл бұрын

@@Orchidlettux that aint what gender studies is bud

@lance5691

4 жыл бұрын

It's a sociology class, basically it studies how society and our minds combine todether to create gender roles, expression, and identity. It's not bad to study if planning to go into politics.

@skylertremblay3395

4 жыл бұрын

@@lance5691 except it's completely skewed through one political lense

according to socialblade you make a minimum of 9k per month so i guess you got a real job because the average job is $30-40k and you make 72k

@naumen6508

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. Still irrelevant to most parents.

@eldritchyarnbeing3295

4 жыл бұрын

if i were making that i wouldnt give a damn whether or not people thought it was a "real job" lmao

Never thought gray would play a game based upon me!

@YannisBang

4 жыл бұрын

wait the first person or the second one

This is wild. Great development on it and I totally didn't have an existential crisis watching this.

“Worst possible choices” *Doesn’t major in gender studies*

@sharp14x

4 жыл бұрын

"Look at all these legitimate choices! Gender studies..."

@DetectiveNyx

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like majoring in smoking might be a little worse than majoring in gender studies, just a bit worse

@spookden5243

4 жыл бұрын

whats so bad about gender studies?

@gplgs4640

4 жыл бұрын

Aiden Hall It’s one of the most idiotic majors that you can have in college. Sure, there may scientifically be more than two genders (yes, the research is real. Not just pulling this out of my ass, look it up for yourself), but devoting your entire college years majoring in the studies of what’s essentially just social constructs is so useless when you could be majoring in arts or drama at the very least.

@mmmmmmmmmmmm

4 жыл бұрын

I would majornin drinking

Hey gray there’s a game called Oxygen Not Included. Try it out

@jeffumbach

4 жыл бұрын

He already has a video series on it.

@williamhay7705

4 жыл бұрын

New content.

@emailname8624

4 жыл бұрын

Make them drown in fecal matter

Video 10 of telling gray that this is his afterlife. You will become the people you hurt.

@GrayStillPlays

4 жыл бұрын

That's literally what happened in this game. It blew my mind.

@antonydabossman4001

4 жыл бұрын

​@@GrayStillPlays yeppppppppp

@TheInsomniaddict

4 жыл бұрын

@@GrayStillPlays Haven't seen the option "1000 mile hallway" career option yet tho...

@antonydabossman4001

4 жыл бұрын

@Hunter What the "You will become the people you hurt"?

@TheInsomniaddict

4 жыл бұрын

@@antonydabossman4001 If so, I guess I should start hurting rich people.

I love how gray just forgot that non-binary/gender fluid people exist and he was like expecting it to be aliens or something 😂

“Only people that ride things can be my friends” Amazing statement gray just amazing

"I remember when I was very young, I told my parents I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, and them telling me to pick a real job." Whelp, we know where Gray got his murderous tendencies from.

@bluebeka2458

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the Rick and Morty VR game, where Gray was fighting his mom in the Troy game, because his mom was dissapointed with his decisions.

GrayStillPlays, making bad life choices since whenever the hell he was born

Markiplyer: *plays game* oh ok Grey: *playing game* ok time to ruin lives and break the game in ways its never been broken before

*Is picking all of the worst possible choices* *chooses theatre as a major* Me: (an acting major) 😐

Gray I'm pretty sure I are the only person that sees someone wearing a swimming cap and goggles and instantly be like "he's selling drugs"

@GrayStillPlays

4 жыл бұрын

That swimmer looked shady as hell.

Gray's parents: Get a real job. Gray: KZread HERE I COME!!! Gray's parents: *face palms*

I just realised this came out on my birthday, yet i only found this channel out a few days ago and that would have been the beat birthday gift if i knew this channel earlier

Just so you know, when you make it official and it says haha or nope, she rejected you. If its roses, she is your girlfriend now

Is tHIs SeLliNg dRUgs Gray- 2019

11:44 "I guess we're professional swipers now" Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper NO swiping!

@chickennuggiez1397

10 күн бұрын

I thought the same thing!

Choose a college major SMOKING

“Lots of legitimate majors here” “Gender studies” ...

"Impregnate eggs damnit." GrayStillPlays 2019

This makes me question life. Not because I made bad choices, but because the opening of this video was unexpected.

you know what’s harder? watching this video without laughing!😂

Bad vote choices. My favorite College major is Meth

@officialclownbusiness7788

4 жыл бұрын

The Blyatman not sure if drug addict, or merely unable to properly spell "math".

@mentalmans_6561

4 жыл бұрын

Internet Gangsta Bruh

0:44 “i know there are a bajil- like 99 different things you can do in your life” why is this even funny

No one can ruin a the start of a humans life Gray: hold my keyboard

@kanna-san.

4 жыл бұрын

ot but I love your pfp

2:06 ah yes. *A "PIMPLE"*

@bruh_man254

4 жыл бұрын

Penis

OMG😂 You're reactions are amazing and hilarious 😂

Hold up You wanted to become a painter.... But then you got a “real” job Let me think Who else in history wanted to be a painter....and didn’t become one... 😂

@goldandsilver4211

4 жыл бұрын

hitleroof

@BenSmith-cl3bi

4 жыл бұрын

*Literally Hitler*

@dmn4163

4 жыл бұрын

@@D00000T wtf bro its you again

@firewolf11567

4 жыл бұрын

Hitler actually painted quite a bit and did quite a good job. He sucked at hands though. His strong points turned out to be in depiction of architecture. While he didn't get accepted into The Academy of Fine Arts he was recommended to apply to the School of Architecture. However, he lacked the proper education requirements to do so.

@ArturGlass.C

4 жыл бұрын

probably 70% of people who wanted to be a painted.