I Made BETTER Traffic Laws

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Traffic is solved say thank you so I can say you're welcome 𓅱
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0:00 - Too Much Traffic
0:30 - How Traffic Laws Began
1:09 - What Even Are Traffic Laws
1:21 - Traffic Laws are BAD
1:46 - Fixing Traffic, Plotting Out
2:11 - Road Layout
2:50 - Street Names
3:28 - Special Talent
3:59 - Road Lines
4:30 - Honk Honk
5:23 - REVOLUTIONARY SYSTEM
6:01 - ^RANK UP
6:25 - :(
6:53 - BONUS FEATURE #1
7:32 - BONUS FEATURE #2
8:03 - BONUS FEATURE #3
8:32 - and One More Thing
8:47 - I Fixed It
9:02 - WEBSITE+MERCH
9:19 - Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱

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  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins Жыл бұрын

    Check out the site and merch! 𓅱 oatsjenkins.com/

  • @2k7x

    @2k7x

    Жыл бұрын

    first

  • @TryxGmd

    @TryxGmd

    Жыл бұрын

    Last

  • @pepetheminecraftsheep7487

    @pepetheminecraftsheep7487

    Жыл бұрын

    When my dad gets his pay my mom said that I might be able to get ur merch can’t wait!!!!!!!

  • @SUS_SnakeYT

    @SUS_SnakeYT

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TryxGmd false… i’m last

  • @TryxGmd

    @TryxGmd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SUS_SnakeYT stop lying

  • @GeeGog
    @GeeGog Жыл бұрын

    I know Oats Jenkins is objectively correct about everything, but imagine this: delete cars. It will definitely reduce traffic and car related accidents. maybe replace them with busses, trams, trains and replace roads with just bike lanes.

  • @demon-misery7

    @demon-misery7

    Жыл бұрын

    Petition to replace every mode of transportation with trains

  • @cxjivnlew8010

    @cxjivnlew8010

    Жыл бұрын

    Good idea

  • @winternet8952

    @winternet8952

    Жыл бұрын

    you are unloyal

  • @sadface5241

    @sadface5241

    Жыл бұрын

    @Wolfie trains are my fav

  • @ags4774

    @ags4774

    Жыл бұрын

    no.

  • @blankpaper1366
    @blankpaper1366 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve already implemented this system in my day to day life and so far everyone on the road has been honking in joy

  • @Cyeban

    @Cyeban

    Жыл бұрын

    that just shows how great these ideas are

  • @leftoverhotdogs1911

    @leftoverhotdogs1911

    Жыл бұрын

    How?

  • @underrated6717

    @underrated6717

    Жыл бұрын

    By going faster in school zones. Though when I do that it feels like there are more speed bumps than usual. And by flashing purple lights into peoples cars so that they know my tier. Most of them are very respectful and drive a different way.

  • @duskpvpmc
    @duskpvpmc Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Purple is already used on American roads! It’s designated for electronic toll collection signs. So with the gold “rank” you could make signs that read: “left on red permitted with gold license” or something along those lines

  • @the_real_goobert

    @the_real_goobert

    Жыл бұрын

    in my place purple is the color of the public transit

  • @charliekahn4205

    @charliekahn4205

    Жыл бұрын

    Or a gold sign with a left arrow on it would suffice for that

  • @kimyona9746

    @kimyona9746

    Жыл бұрын

    THIS. I hate it when people turn on red or on crossing when people are still crossing and then realize it and are in the middle of the road waiting to finish their embarrassing turn. -a teenager that used to walk home from school all the time.

  • @katyayurukova2662

    @katyayurukova2662

    Жыл бұрын

    Wheres pink?

  • @bakerysbakery

    @bakerysbakery

    Жыл бұрын

    who asked

  • @myneckhurts_tt
    @myneckhurts_tt Жыл бұрын

    the idea of making a dedicated bike lane along side each freeway is actually kind of a genius idea

  • @InfernosReaper

    @InfernosReaper

    3 ай бұрын

    could even put solar panels above them to store power for some illumination for the paths so people can ride at night. It'd be fun.

  • @arjunbabu4189
    @arjunbabu4189 Жыл бұрын

    imagine being a purple driver and when you turn 75 you're just demoted to frowny face

  • @The-EJ-Factor

    @The-EJ-Factor

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a huge problem. My grandpa is a better driver than most middle aged men.

  • @brunowhsonant926

    @brunowhsonant926

    Жыл бұрын

    if you get to 75 you take a new test to see your new rank is better/worse

  • @thelittlemidnight

    @thelittlemidnight

    Жыл бұрын

    that would be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethanchen1266

    @ethanchen1266

    Жыл бұрын

    Suppose a purple frowny face, to signify they used to be a purple?

  • @GS-td3yc

    @GS-td3yc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ethanchen1266 good idea

  • @TaismoFanBoy
    @TaismoFanBoy Жыл бұрын

    At first I thought "wouldn't purple mean more accidents as people went faster" but then I realized they wouldn't be purple anymore, therefore only people who CAN handle high speeds without accidents would stay purple! It's genius!

  • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx

    @xXJ4FARGAMERXx

    Жыл бұрын

    It's like pilot's licenses!

  • @polygontower

    @polygontower

    Жыл бұрын

    @Rika A banana is a pilot

  • @ProfessionalBugLover

    @ProfessionalBugLover

    Жыл бұрын

    @@polygontower 🍌✈️

  • @polygontower

    @polygontower

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ProfessionalBugLover Exactly🐄🐧🐧🍌🏁🏁

  • @trollsansofficial

    @trollsansofficial

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ProfessionalBugLover 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️

  • @jonahgalesloot4657
    @jonahgalesloot4657 Жыл бұрын

    Traffic 3: grid system, but north/ south roads are nouns, while east/ west roads are adjectives, so you can communicate location through the intersection “smelly pole”

  • @unitds27-delta

    @unitds27-delta

    5 ай бұрын

    So Frying Pan would be an intersection, not a road

  • @memoryfound9208
    @memoryfound9208 Жыл бұрын

    I wanna see if someone could somehow like, make a country, and make it so it uses this guys rules for everything, and see how long the country stays “stable”

  • @SantaquinBacon
    @SantaquinBacon Жыл бұрын

    As a Utahn, I can confirm the grid system still leads to lots of traffic (but at least it’s easy to navigate)

  • @axolotlmaster9184

    @axolotlmaster9184

    Жыл бұрын

    but he is objectively right about everything

  • @azischreiber613

    @azischreiber613

    Жыл бұрын

    Brooklyn too

  • @NearlyNothing

    @NearlyNothing

    Жыл бұрын

    @@azischreiber613 I think you replied to the wrong comment

  • @azischreiber613

    @azischreiber613

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NearlyNothing I replied to the right comment I was saying that Brooklyn also uses the grid system and has traffic

  • @damamoot2291

    @damamoot2291

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I think it's just WAY too many shitty intersections. Traffic would prob flow terribly (I don't actually know about this stuff but shut up). Also, how would traffic lights work? Where would they be? If you had them everywhere traffic would be super slow; if you didn't, it would still probably be super slow.

  • @Light-du4kc
    @Light-du4kc Жыл бұрын

    grid systems cause more traffic, but I guess you're objectively right about everything

  • @JasonMitchellofcompsci

    @JasonMitchellofcompsci

    Жыл бұрын

    You can fix them by not having every road built up to the same level. Also, very major roads shouldn't be accessible by all smaller roads. By having easy right hand turn ons and offs you reduce the load on traffic lights. Over passes can be used to make a semi-major road continue without breaking up a very major road. Most non-grid systems have these features. The problem is the two never seem to be combined. The problem is when people do initial layout of grids they don't recognize that you want a distribution of road thicknesses. If you randomize it before the city is built the areas that need more traffic will be built around the more major roads. This is actually preferable to going with what roads are currently major. When you do road layout for a very small town (soon to be bigger) you should not assume that the current main street should remain the permanent main street and largest road. Call that old town main. Build a wider main street that is still business accessible, and then build a few other roads with space planned that they can be big enough to eventually not be business accessible. I just made your grid system actually handle traffic.

  • @msplats4085

    @msplats4085

    Жыл бұрын

    solution: just make all roads roundabouts.

  • @compactcow

    @compactcow

    Жыл бұрын

    solution: get rid of cars

  • @blazaram3368

    @blazaram3368

    Жыл бұрын

    @@compactcow Yes this is the true way to solve traffic... Rid cars and make people take the alternatives? how is it that complicated?

  • @benjaminandresen7530

    @benjaminandresen7530

    Жыл бұрын

    ya

  • @YouCanNeverEscapeMe
    @YouCanNeverEscapeMe Жыл бұрын

    Grids create many points where you need traffic lights meaning it will be extremely slow. The toddler monstrosoties are better (they actually have names like the clover interchange) because everyone has a seperate road to go on depending on where they wanna end up. That way people don't crash into eachother and interchanges are actually pretty clever

  • @w.dgaming2156

    @w.dgaming2156

    Ай бұрын

    what about the spaghetti junction

  • @sciencemama6801
    @sciencemama6801 Жыл бұрын

    Grid system with numbered streets, super easy to navigate- you just described Utah. And it's beautiful. Even before GPS directions, you never had to "give directions" to anyone, the address was all you needed.

  • @PizzaPowerXYZ

    @PizzaPowerXYZ

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey Mike, where's your address? "Uhh, H 7" You sank my battleship

  • @sappizza1894
    @sappizza1894 Жыл бұрын

    This is great, but I think that public transport should get as much funding as roads, which will mean less people have to drive, and traffic will be even better

  • @TheJadeFist

    @TheJadeFist

    Жыл бұрын

    The problem with public transport is... the public using it that makes it unusable to any one who doesn't want to get harassed or mugged.

  • @JaguarProJoe

    @JaguarProJoe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheJadeFist bruh, trying to mug people on public transport is stupid (well tbh I’m not in America so it may be more common there). Legit like so many cameras and people they will definitely get caught. 15 years of public transport and only experienced stupid people, not dangerous

  • @sappizza1894

    @sappizza1894

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheJadeFist Where does that even happen? I live in North America, and have never heard of someone being mugged on public transit

  • @Sarah_Bragg

    @Sarah_Bragg

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sappizza1894 I think they’ve been lied to about public transit

  • @compactcow

    @compactcow

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sappizza1894 It happens for sure. Probably most common in new york or chicago. Im from chicago and nobody I know directly has been mugged on the CTA, but i've heard stories indirectly. It also depends what route you take.

  • @RinLikesDinosaurs
    @RinLikesDinosaurs Жыл бұрын

    I made my parents watch this, and in my moms words, “he’s a ding-dong” and in my dads, “you lost me a long whole ago” so overall, SEAL OF APPROVAL GOOD JOB OAT 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Pato-ey4ez

    @Pato-ey4ez

    10 ай бұрын

    11 months late, but: 1. You *made* them watch this??? 2. Do they seriously lack a sense of humor that badly 💀

  • @TheRainbowOne2024
    @TheRainbowOne20249 ай бұрын

    3:41 bro went philosophical for a moment

  • @LizzyRose124
    @LizzyRose12423 сағат бұрын

    8:46 "I don't know the government can figure it out" 😂😂😂😂

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk5338 Жыл бұрын

    Normally if someone tried to institute a traffic caste system, I would call them crazy. But not you! You're objectively correct all the time!

  • @Luiixe

    @Luiixe

    Жыл бұрын

    Hollow knight pfp

  • @Remix47822

    @Remix47822

    Жыл бұрын

    dashmaster

  • @Stupedomin
    @Stupedomin Жыл бұрын

    Oats Jenkins today: "I made BETTER traffic Laws!" Oats Jenkins in a few years: "I made BETTER laws of the universe!"

  • @ammiumama

    @ammiumama

    Жыл бұрын

    A better big bang

  • @NearlyNothing

    @NearlyNothing

    Жыл бұрын

    “I made better space laws!”

  • @Markomilicic012

    @Markomilicic012

    Жыл бұрын

    "...and look at gravity, lets make it stronger."

  • @Mothuzad

    @Mothuzad

    Жыл бұрын

    Make light speed infinite! I'm tired of not being able to travel to distant star systems without cryosleeping beyond the end of human civilization or traveling so fast I end up in the past.

  • @CubicDoggo

    @CubicDoggo

    Жыл бұрын

    sorry, u misspelt "months"

  • @aibotazhakupzhanova2576
    @aibotazhakupzhanova2576 Жыл бұрын

    We have to BOW to this person making our life so much easier I’ve DREAMED about it

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor Жыл бұрын

    We got in a accident today we were at a red light and the person behind us brakes failed we heard the skid for 5 seconds before crashing. It would be extremely unfair for either of the people to lose their ranks because of the accidents like that. That’s why you should be required to sell a dash cam with the cars you sell but then there’s a problem with checking footage to make sure the person deserves the rank.

  • @flyingduck91
    @flyingduck91 Жыл бұрын

    why is everything up until bonus features always actually genuinely good, having north west ect stuff in the road would be extremely useful, honestly

  • @olivers2158

    @olivers2158

    Жыл бұрын

    yh but what happens when your going the other way down a road

  • @flyingduck91

    @flyingduck91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@olivers2158 than it will say the opposite direction, the roads in use a 2 lane in this situation right? if there is any further confusion than there could be arrows next to the letters pointing in that direction

  • @sledgen.

    @sledgen.

    Жыл бұрын

    wdym "until" bonus features? they're the best part

  • @koalabanana1998

    @koalabanana1998

    Жыл бұрын

    as a european i hate the idea of a grid system like that, seems like itd take away the fun of organically exploring your city

  • @flyingduck91

    @flyingduck91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sledgen. to watch, yes, they're the most entertaining, but for general actual use, no

  • @billiebeliever2710
    @billiebeliever2710 Жыл бұрын

    You forgot to add that every road work sign should say at the bottom “uh, yeah, I sure hope it does”

  • @azischreiber613

    @azischreiber613

    Жыл бұрын

    Yesssssss traffic 3 needs this

  • @bedman3337
    @bedman3337 Жыл бұрын

    I really would love to live in a world with all your ideas. They seem fun and meritocratic

  • @patharris3197
    @patharris3197 Жыл бұрын

    The simplest solutions are the best! good job.

  • @cacovonluca
    @cacovonluca Жыл бұрын

    Suggestion: You should make an "I made better World Map" with new Continents, Countries and even the Shape of the Map

  • @leftoverhotdogs1911

    @leftoverhotdogs1911

    Жыл бұрын

    Um... Oats can tamper with time, but not land. You do realize that, right?

  • @cacovonluca

    @cacovonluca

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leftoverhotdogs1911 Uuuhh... No..?

  • @drkclshr

    @drkclshr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leftoverhotdogs1911 not that we’ve seen

  • @trollsansofficial

    @trollsansofficial

    Жыл бұрын

    @@drkclshr spoilers for America 2

  • @shanmoon537

    @shanmoon537

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leftoverhotdogs1911 he has unlimited powers

  • @icedragon_
    @icedragon_ Жыл бұрын

    I just imagine all the criminals faking gold rank cards so they can speed up away from police

  • @racoonwhocannotbekilled9999

    @racoonwhocannotbekilled9999

    Жыл бұрын

    Purple tier cards*

  • @hiplsnols4394

    @hiplsnols4394

    Жыл бұрын

    purple*

  • @XxMP13000xX

    @XxMP13000xX

    Жыл бұрын

    then that means purple rank cards should be hard to fake

  • @JoziGlitzh

    @JoziGlitzh

    Жыл бұрын

    Police should have Police Tier Cards that let them fly at 635 km per hour.

  • @zaxtonhong3958

    @zaxtonhong3958

    Жыл бұрын

    @@XxMP13000xX How are they gonna check for fakes if you’re faster than them

  • @soupsiege2789
    @soupsiege2789 Жыл бұрын

    I love these vids! Keep up the good work!

  • @sportsshorts7762
    @sportsshorts7762 Жыл бұрын

    I love this style of video, keep it up man good videos here

  • @2520WasTaken
    @2520WasTaken Жыл бұрын

    2:59 "And if the building can't fit" Me, an intellectual: *Build it in the lake*

  • @AdrianHereToHelp
    @AdrianHereToHelp Жыл бұрын

    I love the implication that not only do all roads go either North, South, East, or West, but that these are distinct directions and a road can only ve one All roads are one-way under Traffic 2

  • @fanofstuff9593

    @fanofstuff9593

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, in regards to all roads in one direction, would that not depend on which side of the road you're on?

  • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx

    @xXJ4FARGAMERXx

    Жыл бұрын

    You know, at first I thought why didn't he make an anagram of N and S so it reads differently depending on which direction you read it but one-way roads also work. You could just put a road next to it to travel the other direction.

  • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx

    @xXJ4FARGAMERXx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fanofstuff9593 it wouldn't be a problem for E and W, since if you were traveling those directions you immediately know you're going the wrong way because the letters become ∃ and M instead. But for N and S it's impossible. Maybe we should change the design or put an arrow in-between letters? Something like | N | | ↑ | | N | ?

  • @fanofstuff9593

    @fanofstuff9593

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Yeah, but last time I checked roads have to sides, and (using US laws like the video does) you stick to the right, therefore one side would say N and one side would say S, no?

  • @devoutmordexfollower5289

    @devoutmordexfollower5289

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx or you could just put the letters in the middle of the roads (eg. you have both n and s depending on which way the traffic is goinbg in that lane, instead of replacing the dividing line with the letters

  • @Mysticscubing
    @Mysticscubing Жыл бұрын

    7:43 bro called a ute a truck

  • @litron.69
    @litron.69 Жыл бұрын

    I like how some of these could be genuinely useful and then theirs MARIO KART BOOSTER

  • @DanikaThing1
    @DanikaThing1 Жыл бұрын

    2 things I would suggest, 1. I think the nice horn would be like a: “hey buddy! You are an amazing driver! Here’s a thumbs up!” 2. I think each tiers of drivers should have different lanes

  • @cameron7374

    @cameron7374

    Жыл бұрын

    What if the higher tiers unlock more horns? Like, someone who's shit at driving has no right to complain, they don't get a horn at all.

  • @DanikaThing1

    @DanikaThing1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cameron7374 I love it!!!

  • @JRWIFAN

    @JRWIFAN

    Жыл бұрын

    might i suggest they also add a lane for humans learning to drive? just a thought from someone about to get my learners permit it can kinda be another tier

  • @JRWIFAN

    @JRWIFAN

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cameron7374 yes

  • @DanikaThing1

    @DanikaThing1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JRWIFAN Great idea!

  • @thepopeofpineapples6275
    @thepopeofpineapples6275 Жыл бұрын

    You missed the bird license. Bird should be higher than purple, and get a special car that can go faster than anything else, as well as use of purple lanes.

  • @leftoverhotdogs1911

    @leftoverhotdogs1911

    Жыл бұрын

    Specifically Bird from Egypt?

  • @AMig-ht8nw

    @AMig-ht8nw

    Жыл бұрын

    How about light speed 1.23 billion mph

  • @nicholasstanton9575

    @nicholasstanton9575

    9 ай бұрын

    Nah

  • @TheMushCove
    @TheMushCove Жыл бұрын

    My favorite part of the video where he describes sidewalks 6:51

  • @damsaucy
    @damsaucy Жыл бұрын

    Unironically, the nearest freeway to my house (56 east/west) has a bike path along it that travels a large chubk of the freeway and has exits at every freeway exit

  • @wam-wom4066
    @wam-wom4066 Жыл бұрын

    whoever disagrees with Sir Jenkins actually agree with him cuz its physically impossible for him to be wrong

  • @kwaagler9692

    @kwaagler9692

    Жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @plain-space8880

    @plain-space8880

    Жыл бұрын

    Even he can be wrong

  • @plain-space8880

    @plain-space8880

    Жыл бұрын

    No one’s perfect

  • @kwaagler9692

    @kwaagler9692

    Жыл бұрын

    @@plain-space8880 so wrong

  • @jan-pi-ala-suli

    @jan-pi-ala-suli

    Жыл бұрын

    If they truly disagree, they get frowny face rank

  • @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzz
    @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzz Жыл бұрын

    Even tho u are objectively correct about everything, in this way we solve traffic while cars are still on roads; of we delete them off completley and use public transportation instead there'll be fewer vehicles and less traffic :) 👍

  • @NotPythagoreas
    @NotPythagoreas2 ай бұрын

    I loved how you put Mario Kart music (GCN Waluigi Stadium, Wii Maple Treeway, Wii Coconut Mall, GCN Mario Circuit, Wii U star theme, Wii Moonview Highway, GCN DK Mountain, GCN Rainbow Road) in a video on traffic

  • @Poké-SealTM
    @Poké-SealTM Жыл бұрын

    You should change the red man and green man on traffic lights into Mario and Luigi.

  • @arksecret
    @arksecret Жыл бұрын

    I love how he goes from giving actually cool and smart ideas to "happy horn" in 2 seconds

  • @FlashOfAsh

    @FlashOfAsh

    Жыл бұрын

    but happy horn happy tho (:

  • @AizureF

    @AizureF

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you saying that happy horn isnt a cool and smart idea sir?

  • @fredrikwillumsen

    @fredrikwillumsen

    Жыл бұрын

    In my opinion Happy horn was the first great idea in the video Grid system makes a lot of traffic junctions which isn’t ideal for Driving around, and it causes a lot more traffic accidents compared to other systems I know America have used the Grid system a lot and and later gone away from it but that doesn’t change it being everywhere. In Europe the grid system isn’t that wildly spread because buildings was built and then the roads, but in America they built the roads and then the buildings. Personally i think the grid system looks satisfying, but it’s inconvenient for driving because you’ll be stuck in traffic a lot and more accidents honestly the street names isn’t something new. isn’t it already just random stuff? in addition to the normal street names like: 2nd, 1st, main, 3rd, park, 4th etc. The North, South, West, East dividers unfortunately won’t work if you drive on the other side of the road, because it would be upside down. and when driving on the South road you won’t even know if you’re driving south or north the happy horn is a nice addition:) and i have nothing against it the rankings would easily get corrupted and pay to win. And people would ignore the hierarchy especially if they were in the :(-tier

  • @misshollis7547

    @misshollis7547

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fredrikwillumsenthe other side would say the opposite direction

  • @blueboytube
    @blueboytube Жыл бұрын

    Grid system? That’s how you jam the roads of an entire city. As soon as the waiting line for a traffic light extends to the intersection behind you’re in for an hour or day long wait

  • @t0ny716

    @t0ny716

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but he’s objectively right about anything so you’re wrong

  • @Halfcertified

    @Halfcertified

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but he’s objectivity right about anything so you’re wrong

  • @vividant

    @vividant

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong

  • @Jakzemblox

    @Jakzemblox

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong

  • @Halfcertified

    @Halfcertified

    Жыл бұрын

    @711 dose stuff boo continue the chain

  • @drane6336
    @drane6336 Жыл бұрын

    The problem with grids is that it is really easy to get lost in it, like for example Barcelona, a city in Spain, it has that squared streets and many people get lost trying to find a place because every building looks the same (and every street looks the same also)

  • @PRGME7
    @PRGME7 Жыл бұрын

    Basing my next dystopia off this. Thanks for the inspiration!

  • @flare376v
    @flare376v Жыл бұрын

    This man found a legitimate reason for everyone to use latitude and longitude

  • @Sabagegah
    @Sabagegah Жыл бұрын

    Part 2: mandatory proximity voice chat in all vehicles.

  • @fishypugbruh

    @fishypugbruh

    Жыл бұрын

    That is just CB radio

  • @Sara-qz6sr
    @Sara-qz6sr Жыл бұрын

    Sir I love ur ideas it inspired my to give droids from star wars easier names

  • @terasestHammasratas
    @terasestHammasratas Жыл бұрын

    I like some of the ideas like the lower part of the tier system for licences, making pickup trucks requiere a higher tier licence and the cycle paths near motorways, but everything else seems either unnececary or straight up dangerous

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl Жыл бұрын

    8:33 I actually lost it here. That was hilarious.

  • @jeshualopez5889

    @jeshualopez5889

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter Жыл бұрын

    Jokes aside, some of these ideas are actually genuinely good and need to be implemented

  • @AquaMoye

    @AquaMoye

    Жыл бұрын

    Such as?

  • @Ganliard

    @Ganliard

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AquaMoye Bicycle ways across the country

  • @Markomilicic012

    @Markomilicic012

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AquaMoye and.. the S noods to change to cool s

  • @AquaMoye

    @AquaMoye

    Жыл бұрын

    What about intersections? Bikes are harder to stop and start than cars, so bike paths should be built avoiding intersections as much as possible. Since his plan includes roads going as a grid as much as possible, and cycles paths are on pavements, this would involve far, far too many intersections.

  • @brokkrep

    @brokkrep

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AquaMoye Maybe if we replace every intersection with a roundabout. Then another roundabout with priority for bikes.

  • @CupcakeKid-rb9ws
    @CupcakeKid-rb9ws17 күн бұрын

    This man needs his own country here’s why: he has a language, a school system, road rules, tic tac toe, a calendar, chess and more. He has everything we need to be a society

  • @gigiparke2195
    @gigiparke21956 ай бұрын

    In Salt Lake City, Utah everything is already very uniform like a grid compared to other major cities. Including the 800 east and 1200 south thing.

  • @OboSoCool
    @OboSoCool Жыл бұрын

    Finally less traffic! Oats, your so right about this! Again! And the merch looks objectively AWESOME!

  • @litsot5999
    @litsot5999 Жыл бұрын

    I really think we should add a car train lane. A car train lane is a lane where every compatible vehicle can join as a link in the train, and it is pulled by a central engine or something. There are frequent stops where you can just continue to wherever. It would solve traffic because everyone will be driving at the same speed at the same time, and there will be no need for a delay, the first and the last vehicle will move at the same time

  • @stameer
    @stameer Жыл бұрын

    Totally agree on the driving badges but different badges get different rodes to go on.

  • @cedrictorres9912
    @cedrictorres9912Ай бұрын

    this makes so much sense oats jenkins

  • @Luiaai
    @Luiaai Жыл бұрын

    Oats: Every road will have a bike track on the side! Europe: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead you

  • @rayantaori
    @rayantaori Жыл бұрын

    You just earned another subscriber!

  • @mean4276
    @mean42764 ай бұрын

    I like finding problems with videos: 1. You would need 2 traffic lines to indicate north from south and east from west which is more of a hassle to make and use. 2. Simply the logistics of changing every non grid into a grid, removing buildings as not all buildings will be small or big but in between changing it back to a non-grid or making grids too big 3. The tiers on the numberplate could be forged 4. The bad tier would slow down the regular and faster tiers making them always around slow drivers 5. The conveyers would cause major slippage at the entrance and exit as the car would be pulled apart and compressed 6. Grids would be slow intersection after slow intersection and you could use google maps if you don't know the way Some of the other features didn't seem too bad though

  • @guy_with_no_game
    @guy_with_no_game Жыл бұрын

    Next thing you know, he will make a better earth "Earth 2.0"

  • @sillydacialogan

    @sillydacialogan

    Жыл бұрын

    @WintersHollow DescendentsOfMist Multiverse 2.0

  • @bombirbarchives
    @bombirbarchives Жыл бұрын

    1:09 This needs to be a meme.

  • @AwakenedProgressiononWebNovel

    @AwakenedProgressiononWebNovel

    Жыл бұрын

    It does

  • @BOTCEnthusiast

    @BOTCEnthusiast

    6 ай бұрын

    ✨WAOOOWW✨

  • @thealewis7076
    @thealewis7076 Жыл бұрын

    6:43 then how will they turn left?

  • @princenot

    @princenot

    Жыл бұрын

    Right 3 times, simple

  • @april8570
    @april8570 Жыл бұрын

    the regular horn is a live saver. I can't count the number of times random drivers get offended because ppl honk

  • @robertstacey83

    @robertstacey83

    3 ай бұрын

    Booo!!

  • @theflyingpotato4298
    @theflyingpotato4298 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Oats, for once again showing us that you are objectively right about everything. Idk if anyone suggested it already, but could you fix the periodic table? With your changes, I know it would be way better than it is now.

  • @jagpreetsingh6711
    @jagpreetsingh6711 Жыл бұрын

    8:28 William Afton is purple tier!

  • @glist_gloom
    @glist_gloom11 ай бұрын

    Oats Jenkins never ceases to fix everything.

  • @Lucario-448
    @Lucario-448 Жыл бұрын

    You are the best at this stuff𓅱

  • @dadude405
    @dadude405 Жыл бұрын

    7:30 hes describing the Netherlands lol

  • @arturdias8462
    @arturdias8462 Жыл бұрын

    Traffic cone: Everyone guessed traffic laws, was shapes tier list Sad brick: Everyone guessed shapes, was fixing traffic laws

  • @theenglishrussian
    @theenglishrussian9 ай бұрын

    OATS JENKINS!!!! 2:33, YOU DREW WHAT LOOKED LIKE A CERTAIN SYMBOL INVOLVING GERMANY.... xD

  • @leanagray3348
    @leanagray3348 Жыл бұрын

    Yupi was on my way to the coast getting stuck in traffic in portland. "come on come on" [cricket sounds]

  • @williamliao4829
    @williamliao4829 Жыл бұрын

    Almost all the points are very good, but personally, I think cop interactions should have a court case arguing over the validity of the fine/penalty before it penalizes you in order to minimize discrepancies due to bad cops in the area or discrimination against people of colour. Unless you plan to fix the legal system/police system?

  • @rascal6543

    @rascal6543

    Жыл бұрын

    Looks like it's time for oats to make Cops 2

  • @jansopi6967

    @jansopi6967

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rascal6543 just replace them with amongus conferences where we discuss the fate of the criminal

  • @agmvero

    @agmvero

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jansopi6967 yeah, and if they're guilty they can be thrown out of a spaceship! (or a plane with no parachute or into a pit of lava. they're all valid.)

  • @rascal6543

    @rascal6543

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jansopi6967 Good idea. And then if they aren't guilty, we'll at least be one step closer to finding the real criminal

  • @Jarack25

    @Jarack25

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't worry, Oats already took that into account. If cops are caught lowering the credit scores of DOCs (Drivers of Color) for personal gain, they can be sued for *race* ism.

  • @jellymunoz8555
    @jellymunoz8555 Жыл бұрын

    3:07 thats exactly what happens in Talca,Chile

  • @potatostrips2501
    @potatostrips2501 Жыл бұрын

    I agree with everything on here but in canada at least there are tiers for licenses saying what vehicle you can drive

  • @MasqueradeGoblin
    @MasqueradeGoblin Жыл бұрын

    Thanks i'll start using these today

  • @certifiedbruhmoment1436
    @certifiedbruhmoment1436 Жыл бұрын

    I know this dude is “objectively correct about everything” but jokes aside, I actually agree with him on basically everything. this guy should run the world

  • @alphavasson5387
    @alphavasson5387 Жыл бұрын

    I'll make sure to follow these rules when I get my license in November. And since I won't even have the chance to be involved in any accidents yet, I'll be able to follow Purple Rank rules! Nice!!!

  • @plagueisthewise2580
    @plagueisthewise2580 Жыл бұрын

    "What are you doing tonight" "Imma drive around the block for a few hours, I'm close to ranking up"

  • @mohamedahmedbakr10
    @mohamedahmedbakr10 Жыл бұрын

    I feel like oat is going to make every thing better,so are we waiting for world 2

  • @Elantien
    @Elantien Жыл бұрын

    00:30 Vsauce 🤣

  • @aesign
    @aesign Жыл бұрын

    2:35 - So basically, the way the roads are build in Utah and Arizona and that. The LDS had it right.

  • @marissaball3040
    @marissaball3040 Жыл бұрын

    I love these😍😍😍

  • @SplatterShape
    @SplatterShape10 ай бұрын

    You are right about everything

  • @ZanyPigeon
    @ZanyPigeon Жыл бұрын

    Where I’m from, streets go north south and avenues go east west. It makes navigation a lot easier. Also the streets and avenues are numbered and never have weird names. It doesn’t fix everything but it definitely helps

  • @nicholasstanton9575

    @nicholasstanton9575

    9 ай бұрын

    Opposite way

  • @nicholasstanton9575

    @nicholasstanton9575

    9 ай бұрын

    For nyc

  • @Zordlistair
    @Zordlistair Жыл бұрын

    If you are driving north, the north signs would work. But what if you're driving back south on the same road?

  • @misshollis7547

    @misshollis7547

    Жыл бұрын

    It will have South signs on the opposite side. also works for East and west.

  • @troyarnette677
    @troyarnette677 Жыл бұрын

    pretty much fine also how do you see purple lights in the day outside and what is your budget for purple teir driver roads

  • @DemoniTed
    @DemoniTed Жыл бұрын

    In New York City the roads are already a grid and it was pain for me when I went on holiday for 3 weeks to New York but 3 days in the city

  • @SloweDogMusic
    @SloweDogMusic Жыл бұрын

    You are undoubtedly right in every way imaginable!

  • @Lillla57
    @Lillla57 Жыл бұрын

    Gonna keep this in mind for when I start driving. Truly a superior system

  • @egboi821
    @egboi821 Жыл бұрын

    You and the spiffing brit are the GODS of stock images

  • @Pumpkinbeam
    @Pumpkinbeam Жыл бұрын

    love the choice of a grid pattern when grids usually cause more accidents rather then less

  • @johndoyle1588
    @johndoyle1588 Жыл бұрын

    You should make it so everyone has to agree when construction is happening and where so it’s most convenient for everyone (except frowny face rank) or just get rid of construction entirely to speed up all traffic

  • @maxmerriam3001
    @maxmerriam3001 Жыл бұрын

    You should make a video about fixing school systems-- like the basic rules at school. Maybe even change the grade levels?

  • @hanstheexplorer

    @hanstheexplorer

    Жыл бұрын

    Or maybe even grades themselves!

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 Жыл бұрын

    Ok but the road lines is actually GENIUS

  • @danielleonard284
    @danielleonard284 Жыл бұрын

    considering that this is objectively correct in everyday, the only issue that I see is what if a purple tier license holder is stuck behind a lower tier at a left turn red light, obviously the purple tier is able to turn left on a red because they're better, but would they have to wait behind someone who is a lower tier and not able to turn on a red light? considering my confusion, this probably proves I won't be a purple tier.

  • @QueenGreenflame
    @QueenGreenflame Жыл бұрын

    This guy doesn't get enough credit for these new versions of things, like dude, you try to make up a whole new set of traffic laws

  • @Waitwha
    @Waitwha Жыл бұрын

    you could add fences or something to the biking freeways so the bikers don't accidently crash into a car

  • @azischreiber613

    @azischreiber613

    Жыл бұрын

    He did

  • @jmurray1110

    @jmurray1110

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m not sure fencing is the best option What I like is basically the bike lane has a seierate but if pavement on the other side that acts as a barrier Basically you extend the walkway but cut a decent sized part out about a meter off the road for bikes to use

  • @compactcow

    @compactcow

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jmurray1110 in chicago cars just drive on the bike path ☹️ this would 100% happen on freeway bike paths even if they were separated

  • @jmurray1110

    @jmurray1110

    Жыл бұрын

    @@compactcow not if the bike lane was too thin you don’t need as much space for bikes as cars since it’s a single person machine Plus to get into the Nike lane you would need to mount the kerb and that’s terrible for cars

  • @FireSafetySquad
    @FireSafetySquad Жыл бұрын

    Only problem is the east west north south painted lines would not work because east and west run opposite to each other and you can’t have east and west painted on the road. Same thing goes with north and south.

  • @yes_iz_yezi
    @yes_iz_yezi Жыл бұрын

    4:27 N-netflix S-social W-work E-elephant

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