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@Pinguinausquetscher

17 күн бұрын

No, thank you.

@voiceofenmity9559

17 күн бұрын

hi daddy

@O1NKery

17 күн бұрын

you need to stop my man

@jack_snus

17 күн бұрын

from all available sponsors, you had to pick the predatory scammers, now I'm mad

@itsnotallaboutyou-ge4mh

17 күн бұрын

Seriously, you were told once already that they are shitty and you still shill their shit

FutureCanoe's ability to consistently substitute completely unrelated ingredients with eachother never ceases to amaze me😂

@SPdanig

17 күн бұрын

2:23😂

@phuanh992

17 күн бұрын

Bro accidentally replace ketchup w strawberry jam and did not notice…

@counterfeit4450

17 күн бұрын

@@phuanh992if you think it was actually an accident…

@madsstrmgaard3493

17 күн бұрын

@@counterfeit4450 4

@salmonavocado821

17 күн бұрын

this comment hahahahahahhaha

Hope you get out of that betterhelp contract soon bro

@TGHLG

13 күн бұрын

I know 😭

@v1nce502

12 күн бұрын

Fr isn’t betterhelp super scummy? Hope he makes some money at least…

@liana8176

12 күн бұрын

​@@v1nce502 absolutely. They will sell your private health information, which is supposed to be protected under federal law. My understanding of KZread sponsorships is that you are sometimes contractually obligated to partner with them for a certain period of time, or that you must produce a certain number of videos for them before the contract is up. Hopefully FC won't partner with them again once the contract is over.

@EnlightendBeast999

11 күн бұрын

Honestly, when it comes to sponsorships personally, I try not to bother caring about whatever it is the creator is doing in that regard. I know most times, you see this thing or company, looks great on the outside, and in theory, but then after you sign a contract BOOM some weird sht about it comes out. Now you look bad cause of the sponsorship. Personally I've learned to just look at it a YT ad implemented into the video. I'd rather let em get a bag(whether they "have enough money" or not).

@I2MMDL

9 күн бұрын

You say that like he signed his channel over to them lmao. No, he's just not listening to you, cope. With literally every comment section full of you idiots I hope he keeps the sponsorship. Learn to cope, youtubers aren't your friends.

I misread the title to thinking, "I Made Beef Wellington For My Whole Family", like that would be wholesome video if that really happend 🤗

@Steve_Kassiotis

17 күн бұрын

Dad is still at the store getting milk.

@danielcordero4070

16 күн бұрын

That would be concerning

@kaykutcher2103

11 күн бұрын

What terrible crime have they committed to deserve a slice of radioactive goodness?

Bro is on better help spree

@anubis-is-my-pet2993

17 күн бұрын

He probaly just blindly singed a contract that basically forces him too do a ceirtain number of shout outs. A mistake that happens a lot for new youtubers that are new too the corporate world. He probably saw our criticism but cant do anything about it.

@HankBukowski

17 күн бұрын

​@@anubis-is-my-pet2993 "He probably, he probably, he probably..." He's a stranger to you.

@shadowstrike234

17 күн бұрын

@@HankBukowski Hence why he's using "probably" and nothing conclusive, what's your point?

@neo-xy3fr

17 күн бұрын

he's probably on a contract

@anubis-is-my-pet2993

17 күн бұрын

@@HankBukowski exactly he could also probably be a bad person that’s why I am using the word

Shit, I wasn't even aware today was going to be radioactive

@Ruinatior

17 күн бұрын

POULET radioactif

@sidlittlegamer

15 күн бұрын

Fr

im becoming so obssesed w this guy its crazy i've been binge watching his videos all damn day so if i fuck up my upcoming exam you better take responsibility futurecanoe

@Urgaas

17 күн бұрын

Do your homework dude

@natatouille310

17 күн бұрын

good luck studying you got this

@kazboven9744

17 күн бұрын

I thought exams alreasy took place?

@johnboswell1244

16 күн бұрын

Same for me bro

@madmoose7241

16 күн бұрын

Its 1 am and I have exams starting tomorrow goodluck my comrad

Straight up jorkin my peanits rn

@BricktechProductionz

17 күн бұрын

watttt

@Bbdjansksnsks

17 күн бұрын

Thas wild 😂

@MegaFPVFlyer

17 күн бұрын

At the stripped club ....,

@rioualion

17 күн бұрын

Can I join

@Moldyinjera

17 күн бұрын

I'm doing it, are you?

4:35 confirmed baby canoe looked hideously adorable

petition to bring back the og outro audio😭😭

@Konani_the_unicorn_queen

16 күн бұрын

you gotta petition that to the ones copyright striking him, if it was his choice and without repercussions, he'd probably still have it

@owend4358

16 күн бұрын

Is it still available to DL?

@igutierrezd91

16 күн бұрын

@@owend4358 u even know how copyright works???

@owend4358

15 күн бұрын

@@igutierrezd91 they took down the original Source too? 🤔🤷💀

"to my Creepy uncle i guess not my usual preference" got me

@yuecui2978

17 күн бұрын

Future canoe seems like the person the uncle targets

10:58 LMAO I speak Spanish and a bit of Korean and I think at this point he's not even talking spanish just saying "Got no friends?" in Korean 😭☠

@sam_vos

16 күн бұрын

It was korean, took me by suprise as well, had to rewind 😆

@RaainDrop

16 күн бұрын

It's a Ryan Higa reference. 😂 2:13 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lJmOqK6NYKzekco.htmlfeature=shared

@hackignis63

16 күн бұрын

@@RaainDrop LMAOOO never seen that one before that's hilarious omg

@disodium.hydride

2 күн бұрын

omg i speak korean and a bit of spanish!

"Poulet radioactiff" 😭☠️

@Shocker-2056

14 күн бұрын

YESSIR

also i know you want/need the ad revenue but better help has been proven to not only leak your data and sell it but also it proactively asks you very invasive questions just to turn around and sell the answers to said questions like users being asked if they are depressed so they can sell that information to companies to market depression meds at you and so on so forth

The comeback of the secret ingredient made me happy

a max miller and futurecanoe collab would go so crazy

@ChioGaru

15 күн бұрын

Yes

@aerynrowe5574

15 күн бұрын

My two favorites!! I would be overjoyed

@yllanew

13 күн бұрын

@@aerynrowe5574 same!! goats of cooking youtube fr. an NYC themed episode would be so fun

@hpropganda

6 күн бұрын

I love both of them it'd go hard

no the outro music changed

@IRageQuit232

17 күн бұрын

He talked about this before. There are copyright strikes being put for the music despite him having permission

@StuffSayoSays

17 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@IRageQuit232Yeah the original composer of the music gave him permission to use it but a different company has been striking his videos for the same music.

@jerrabraham

17 күн бұрын

@IRageQuit232 Aww, mann that outro was iconic

@A_gregarian

17 күн бұрын

Do you know the name by any chance? If you do please let me know.

@viswateja7755

17 күн бұрын

kicktracks - Midnight Lovers​@@A_gregarian

it ain't a FutureCanoe video without at least 3 rick and morty references

French here, distinction between paté en croute and paté de campagne. Basically paté en croute is a pastry filled with paté, jelly and sometimes foie gras (there are multiple versions of it), paté de campagne is the filling, and is usually spread on bread. By the looks of it, it wasn't that great, and way overpriced (16$ in France would get you close to a kg of great paté de campagne).

@conormurphy4328

16 күн бұрын

But then you’d also have to be in France 🤷‍♂️

@666Dubhe

14 күн бұрын

the paté de campagne looked absolutely terrible... paté en croute sounds amazing though! i haven't seen it on a menu before, is it from a specific region in france?

@countrygeneral

13 күн бұрын

It really looked like just like some kind of a worse version of spam. Not surprised knowing they charge 1 USD per napkin.

I read through several pages of comments and nobody mentioned "3 rooster eggs" the biggest giggle I've had from all your videos. Your very funny in a very future canoe way. Thanks for the lift.

@jsika

15 күн бұрын

wait i don’t get it

@nintendokirby64

4 күн бұрын

@@jsikaroosters don’t lay eggs

@jsika

4 күн бұрын

@@nintendokirby64 😮 omg

Star berry jam moment killed me lol

I get the whole "get the bag" grind, but... Come on man, better help? Fr?

"I ATE them!! All of them. Not just the men. But the women and the children too." - Anakin Skywalker, probably

"It resembles the big boys but lacks substance" THIS HAD ME CACKLING FOR SOME REASON

Am I the only one who noticed that you're almost gonna hit 2 million subs?? 🎉

@betwrixolive9431

17 күн бұрын

Yes, only you noticed.

"Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" had me screaming,😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 This guy forever sounds like a anime protagonist.....Keep it up

Thanks I had to prepare presentation about radioactivity

I've been binge watching your videos for the past 2 days 😭 you match my sense of humour so much 😭 I've been laughing despite all the work stress and exam stress bcz of your videos 🫂❤️ more love to you brother 💕

“IT’S FUCKING RAWW” get me every time 😂😂😂😂😭😭

YAAAY after discovering you then binge watching your videos to increase my serotonins levels this exams week and almost running out of them, you uploaded a new one 😁😁 thanks for saving me wohoo ‼️‼️💯💯

Your reaction to the disconnected nature of the Wellington is the same as mine whenever I have it. Too much work and way too fucking expensive for an extremely mid experience. I would rather just make a goddamn beef pot pie and be done with it.

@nolanbaker2360

16 күн бұрын

It's just a flex for big boy chefs. Not actually good either imo

@conormurphy4328

16 күн бұрын

Or you just can’t buy class

I had the same criticism of Gordon Ramsay’s Beef Wellington at his Las Vegas restaurant that you had of your own, so I think it’s just a problem with Beef Wellington as a concept.

This is no longer NPC cooking, I think it's time for our FutureCanoe to graduate into the edible food class 🤧

wow, you never fail to ruin my appetite! keep it up!

the honesty kills me "who am i kidding i dont have beef stock its just water"

I miss the old outro song so much :(

@HG_2415

17 күн бұрын

Me too. Was about to comment that.

I'm always super happy to see you upload. You're probably the most relatable cook on youtube that doesn't have all these weird overpriced ingredients and complicated steps

I think the reason why the fish one didn't have any excess moisture was because of the cuts you made which allowed the moisture to escape. they do that in most fruit pies since most fruits contain a lot of liquid. edit: the reason why the wellington and the one with filo crust became soggy could also be because moisture wasn't able to escape

FutureCanoe out here raising an entire radioactive food family!

I really appreciate the fact you continue cooking even though you don't have the proper ingredients. Makes me feel like I can do all this too

I missed the way he says love good to hear it again

You need a tool for the "fishnet" pastry? I thought you take a sheet half the length of the thing you want to cover, use your knife for a few incisions per rows and stretch it out over the thing.

the food bro makes are always avenger level threats

FutureCanoe sounds like a really nice guy. I love that he has clean hands and nails. Cant help but notice them on this video.☺

"we should be easily able to knead it together... this ain't easy at all" It's so comforting seeing futurecanoe face the same struggles I had just this morning when I was trying to make my pretzels.

I discovered your channel few days ago and I Can't Stop watching your videos it's so addicting

Futurecanoe, you have inspired me to cook,bake, and grill. THANK YOU

16:45 FutureCanoe 2024- If it is not the right angle, its the wrong angle.

Bro ive been binge watching your videos for the past 2weeks and its only now i get the KP mayo joke, im dead😂😂😂

10:59 Bro said I have no friends in korean

@elucified

16 күн бұрын

진구 업서요 😢

watching your favourite comfort youtuber whilst eating a lil struggle bowl

I waited all week for this video. Literally checked every day

THE MAN IS BACK AT IT AGAIN🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

WE'RE GONNA BE FAMISHED WITH THIS ONE

unbelievably early for the goat 🫶🏾

1:31 This killed me bro the music made it even better 😂😂

OH HELL YEAH NEW FUTURE CONOE VID

@graysoncampbell3459

17 күн бұрын

lol you spelled cannew wrong

@wolfenplayzgaming1407

17 күн бұрын

I was trippin now u tripping the spellings worse then mine

Bro came a along way.

Doing snack size chicken Wellingtons is my family's best appetizers. Very similar to the salmon dish but with small bits of chicken and the sauce wrapped togetherin puff pastry

14:00 The answer is science. Slits in the crust > steam can escape > steam is water > less water in the dish > nothing leaks out

the tasting history reference is my favorite thing ever

Hell yeah❤ Upload rate is on point 👌

Keep doing what you do!! It is amazing! Best cooking channel on YT!!!!

10:58 I never slammed my cup that hard in "u wot". Lol

1:31 FutureCanoe: “This ketchup looks a little weird” Famous last words.

1:32 that looks like strawberry jam Edit: oh

My man posteddddddd🎉

10:58 he says “I don’t have any friends” in korean 💀

dis is a certified classic. keep it up jj

You said Dijon mustard is the only spice in English cuisine, but Dijon is a place in France... so technically it doesn't even belong to the English. 😅🤣

Not me having a possum at home 😂

8:02 “drake and his gf” bro that got me rolling

"Your sister sause" gets me everytime

I really enjoy your videos. Thank you

1:36 That killed me 😂

My guess is that the puff pastry has more incorporated butter or fat, making it a better barrier for water / sogging.

Well orchestrated video! Good job man your really blooming into a beef wellington yourself 😂

where can i find the your sister sauce

@Ruinatior

17 күн бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Wanna try making some Jamaican dishes next time? I know you're not amazing with spice, so jerk chicken might be off the table but I'd love to see you try make a chicken or beef patty!😊

bro united the whole world through cuisine and i love that btw as a greek person watching you making spanakopita, i gotta say that you should have prepared way more filling and the next time you will use phillo dough you should cover the sheets with a towel while using them so that they won't dry out, become crumbly and tear up easily. Other than that u did great palll :)

"After a few sheets laid in, we'll throw up, I mean pour in our throw up, I mean filling." I died😂

The tasting history shout-out was unexpected, but appreciated. Great video as always 😊

That Tasting History reference out of nowhere

Damn KZread recommended me the video and this channel is good. Like a meme page for cooking.

4:58 damn.. your story is really similar with mine.. that 'inadequacy' really haunt me till this day.. to make matter worse, my grades was better than my classmates but i didn't get to go to college. skipping few years ahead, after some part time jobs i manage to get to college, studying as medical lab technologist. a bit late, most of my classmate during college year was few years younger but thankfully manage to finish my study despite c***d and a lot of struggling. now i'm a full fledge mlt for almost 2 years.

You Never Fail To Make Me Lose My Appetite! Looks Like Im Gonna Go On A Diet This Week

I swear men are obsessed with Gordon Ramsay's beef wellington. A culinary roman empire.

The fillet needed more time to dry brine. It provides a dry surface so the majority of the maioglobin stays inside the meat instead of leaking.

The only channel with food I want to watch that doesn't make me want to ruin my diet.

If you double click you can actually like my comment

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@v1nce502

17 күн бұрын

You are the True first

crazy amounts of FutureCanoe lore in this video

always makez me cüm every vid, keep it up😍🎉

11 views 0 sec bro fell off

@burgertime35

17 күн бұрын

Lol

@maxgonzalez2956

17 күн бұрын

Shut the hell up i hate people like you

@dontpinme9321

17 күн бұрын

Pin of shame

@Mrbruh.1187

17 күн бұрын

@@dontpinme9321 what pin of shame lol

0 views in 27 seconds bro fell off

@HoliestDiv3r

17 күн бұрын

0 bitches bro Fell off

@kenjintrm8043

17 күн бұрын

Bot

@Ruinatior

17 күн бұрын

2 likes in 17 minutes bro fell off

When working with phyllo dough - you’re supposed to cover the unused sheets with a slightly damp cloth. Otherwise… the phyllo will turn to paper instantly.

I make pigs in a blanket using premade crescent rolls. Like the Pillsbury ones that come in a cannister. You just cut each section of dough into roughly threeish triangles and roll them up like that. Give them a good cook time to get them golden brown and you don't need an egg wash or anything. Just 2 ingredients, a knife, and a pan.

1:13 Don’t “proof” puff pastry before baking. it’s not a yeasted dough. In fact, you want the puff pastry to be as cold as possible before going into the oven for optimal puff. the water content in the butter layers of the pastry will turn into steam and create the final “puff” effect. If you “proof” puff pastry dough, it’ll just melt the butter, leaving you with a flat, unpuffed dough

10:59 that unexpected 친구 없어요 killed me😂😂

The spring roll wrappers and filo pastry is the same thing, at least I’ve used it that way. Personally the spring roll filo is way better and doesn’t crack or break and easy to use size