I'm Moving to America

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When a Canadian gets famous enough they get called up from the minor leagues. Huge thank you to Nord VPN for sponsoring todays video. Go to nordvpn.com/julie for a huge discount 🥳
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay

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  • @dfs-comedy
    @dfs-comedyАй бұрын

    A running joke I've heard from at least a couple of standup comics: The Canadian entertainment industry is a great witness protection program. Nobody every hears about you again.

  • @interdimensionalsteve8172

    @interdimensionalsteve8172

    Ай бұрын

    Americans sure love filming here though :)

  • @VirgilOvid

    @VirgilOvid

    Ай бұрын

    Your fake plastic money is so cheap it'd be stupid not to. Vancouver is just as American as any city and your people are exactly the same so why not film there for massive savings?

  • @Tim3.14

    @Tim3.14

    Ай бұрын

    @@VirgilOvid Canadian money is great, though! Putting a loon on the $1 coin and calling it a loonie, and then making a bimetalic $2 coin and calling it a toonie... That's gotta be the most Canadian thing I ever heard of since I found out about the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.😊

  • @Skank_and_Gutterboy

    @Skank_and_Gutterboy

    Ай бұрын

    When I was in Glacier National Park, one of the very few radio stations that I could pick up was a station out of Canada (I want to say Calgary but I can't remember) that was all standup comedy. That was the one to get, I loved it. Now I get it on XM radio and listen to it all the time.

  • @interdimensionalsteve8172

    @interdimensionalsteve8172

    Ай бұрын

    @@VirgilOvid heheheh "your people are exactly the same" hehehehehHAHAHA... Well, to start with, I've been a Conservative party voter my whole life, and me and every other Canadian Conservative I know recognize that American Conservatism has gone off the deep end into la-la-land fairy tale world thanks to a certain orange con artist and an extremely influential and insidiuous reactionary media apparatus. So yeah, maybe twenty years ago we were kind of similar? Not anymore. Y'all are losing the plot and for SOME bizarro-land reason still consider said orange con artist a viable candidate to lead your country. Truly embarrassing stuff.

  • @michaelbishop.
    @michaelbishop.Ай бұрын

    Those of us outside N.America, if asked for the differences between Canadians and Americans, just reply, “Julie Nolke”😁

  • @F.o.s.t.e.r.

    @F.o.s.t.e.r.

    Ай бұрын

    One let's children get shot in school and the other lets children have food in school.

  • @ichijofestival2576

    @ichijofestival2576

    Ай бұрын

    Speaking as a Unitedstatesien: what is this "outside North America" you speak of?

  • @cyanimation1605

    @cyanimation1605

    Ай бұрын

    Canadians get healthcare and have a slightly higher chance of locating your country on a map

  • @MrCanerican

    @MrCanerican

    Ай бұрын

    @@ichijofestival2576 Not USAer?

  • @boyeatsworld-vr9ci

    @boyeatsworld-vr9ci

    Ай бұрын

    @@cyanimation1605 I am american and I have healthcare. Di... did you think doctors are only in canada?

  • @willmcbride4435
    @willmcbride4435Ай бұрын

    in the late 1980s, MTV had a game show, Remote Control. One of the categories was “Dead or Canadian?” The host would give an actor’s name and you had to decide whether they were dead or Canadian. Sometimes it was both.

  • @stevereber3358

    @stevereber3358

    Ай бұрын

    Guy Lombardo

  • @SteveEdwardCooper

    @SteveEdwardCooper

    Ай бұрын

    I preferred the category, Dead, Alive or Indian Food.

  • @devinflint5554

    @devinflint5554

    28 күн бұрын

    When Nickelodeon started in the US, half its programming were recycled Canadian kids' shows. Their whole green slime thing was straight up stolen from "You Can't Do that on Television" (Canadian). Also, Remote Control gave us fucking Colin Quinn.

  • @heighRick
    @heighRickАй бұрын

    Came for the content, was reminded that Julie is Canadian ....what an absolute day. Thanks Julie; and border-control actress lady, helps a lot!

  • @user-aRb00d3r

    @user-aRb00d3r

    Ай бұрын

    yeah, this new actress is kinda cool, would be nice to see her again indeed.

  • @SiringaVulgaris

    @SiringaVulgaris

    28 күн бұрын

    I think it's herself

  • @timbus2
    @timbus2Ай бұрын

    The bit around "Did you say America?” slayed me!

  • @356z

    @356z

    Ай бұрын

    Did it? Did it slay you?

  • @timbus2

    @timbus2

    Ай бұрын

    @@356z Cause of death: fits of laughter.

  • @Dan-dg9pi
    @Dan-dg9piАй бұрын

    Watch out for the tricks Americans use to discover if you are really Canadian. The big one is to discuss the superiority of US hockey. Also, they try to get you to say the word "about". And if nothing else works, they will put on "good ole American music" like Neil Young or Joni Mitchell and see how you react.

  • @leftofpunk

    @leftofpunk

    Ай бұрын

    Hey now, we absolutely love our Canadian celebrities. No joke, when I was around 12 years old, I assumed most if not all comedians in movies were Canadian. I got older of course, and understood that they were all Canadian or Jewish.

  • @Tonyhouse1168

    @Tonyhouse1168

    Ай бұрын

    “Just for no reason can you say the word sorry for me..?”

  • @jasonhaven7170

    @jasonhaven7170

    Ай бұрын

    African-American music. Rock music is African-American in origin.

  • @chrisoffersen

    @chrisoffersen

    Ай бұрын

    @@jasonhaven7170

  • @tathen1

    @tathen1

    Ай бұрын

    The beer is a trap

  • @davidg5898
    @davidg5898Ай бұрын

    Meanwhile, the studios go up to Canada to film TV series.

  • @TheDeconstructivist

    @TheDeconstructivist

    Ай бұрын

    True, but everyone is just visiting.

  • @AtomicBuffalo

    @AtomicBuffalo

    Ай бұрын

    But cast all the leads and recurrings in LA.

  • @Robisme

    @Robisme

    Ай бұрын

    It's cheaper. Like when they filmed Shogun.

  • @Tom-B292-S3

    @Tom-B292-S3

    Ай бұрын

    @@Robisme Cheaper and our provinces all have different levels of subsidies for these companies.

  • @CaffeinePanda

    @CaffeinePanda

    Ай бұрын

    The circle of life.

  • @D_Trade
    @D_TradeАй бұрын

    "Why does this feel like a deal with the devil?" "Did you say America?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @derrickmcadoo3804

    @derrickmcadoo3804

    Ай бұрын

    Ever since Trudeau introduced you guys to Globalist, Rainbow Fascism, all I can say is, welcome to the club.

  • @edmann1820

    @edmann1820

    Ай бұрын

    @@derrickmcadoo3804 Sounds like something someone who was acquainted with the devil would say....

  • @minyaksayur

    @minyaksayur

    Ай бұрын

    not wrong, wait until you meet the IRS.

  • @michaellucero2280

    @michaellucero2280

    Ай бұрын

    As an American, I feel both seen, and called out by that line! 😂😭

  • @richard-mtl
    @richard-mtlАй бұрын

    NOOOO don't leave us! The behaviour of the "agent" was spot-on, bravo.

  • @Tim3.14

    @Tim3.14

    Ай бұрын

    In my experience, the US border guards have large guns and lots of questions, and the Canadian border guards want me to roll down the window so they can pet my dog.

  • @billbob4856

    @billbob4856

    Ай бұрын

    @@Tim3.14 Things changed after some planes flew into a couple of large buildings

  • @derrickmcadoo3804

    @derrickmcadoo3804

    Ай бұрын

    Julie should start a Canadian comedy acting group, like early SNL or Mad TV, and keep it limited to Canadians.

  • @jasdog71
    @jasdog71Ай бұрын

    I think officious Julie is my new favourite version of Julie.

  • @RedMenace71

    @RedMenace71

    Ай бұрын

    ID....ID...ID....😂

  • @cjc363636

    @cjc363636

    Ай бұрын

    That lady takes no nonsense!! "ID....ID....!!!"

  • @Allyne42

    @Allyne42

    Ай бұрын

    Yet I could see Mirror Julie somewhere behind her….

  • @StevenBanks123

    @StevenBanks123

    Ай бұрын

    Yes. Perfect. Rattles out her patter.Not hostile, just indifferent.

  • @natern
    @naternАй бұрын

    2:46 "We're all in this together" has me thinking back to Red Green!

  • @patrickmcevoy5080

    @patrickmcevoy5080

    Ай бұрын

    If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

  • @42ayla

    @42ayla

    Ай бұрын

    "Quando omni flunkus moritati."

  • @ianbentryn8115

    @ianbentryn8115

    Ай бұрын

    "I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess."

  • @Phil-For-Reel
    @Phil-For-ReelАй бұрын

    RIP John Candy

  • @noahh1082
    @noahh1082Ай бұрын

    Congrats on the Million!

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_Ай бұрын

    2:46 "We're all in this together". Shades of Canada's second most famous Canadian: Red Green

  • @timbuktu8069

    @timbuktu8069

    Ай бұрын

    That begs the question: Who is the most famous Canadian? Some say Justin Bieber. I say it's William Shatner.

  • @MR-MR-ud5oo

    @MR-MR-ud5oo

    Ай бұрын

    " Is bolster the word of the day??? "

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocpriorАй бұрын

    This was funny. I'm American and the founder of a company that makes mathematical software. The company is based in Silicon Valley. About half of my employees are Canadian. Most go back to Canada once a month. When they return, almost all seem sad and dejected for about two days and rhetorically ask the same question, "Why can't Canada have a Silicon Valley?"

  • @specialtwice4975

    @specialtwice4975

    Ай бұрын

    This! 100%. Canada would be the perfect country if there was a tropical/warm province, although it would probably over priced and the most expensive place ever.

  • @TheCharleseye

    @TheCharleseye

    Ай бұрын

    Probably because they're a massive country with a population smaller than that of California. It's kinda hard to build an industry with a couple dozen people.

  • @colohan

    @colohan

    Ай бұрын

    The Canadian in me thinks -- wait, I thought all math software was made in Waterloo? :-)

  • @teabean1518

    @teabean1518

    Ай бұрын

    Let me guess, they’re all Waterloo grads

  • @funknick

    @funknick

    22 күн бұрын

    @@specialtwice4975 we do, it's called Vancouver 😅

  • @the_red_caps_are_coming
    @the_red_caps_are_comingАй бұрын

    X-Files was filmed in Canada. 🥰

  • @gilliganIII

    @gilliganIII

    Ай бұрын

    Charity work

  • @emessar

    @emessar

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, charity work ...

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff

    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff

    Ай бұрын

    Cheaper.

  • @joshcarey4187

    @joshcarey4187

    Ай бұрын

    Until it got famous enough and moved to America.

  • @krylesangerbeaver

    @krylesangerbeaver

    Ай бұрын

    Super Natural too I think

  • @kendallsmith1458
    @kendallsmith1458Ай бұрын

    FUN FACT: In Windsor ON one must go "up" (north) to Detroit.

  • @j4s0n39

    @j4s0n39

    Ай бұрын

    Going due north from Gadsden, AZ will result in a trip to Mexico. And if you keep going, you'll end up in California. So never go due north from Gadsden.

  • @timbuktu8069

    @timbuktu8069

    Ай бұрын

    Alaska-Hold my beer.

  • @lagomoof

    @lagomoof

    Ай бұрын

    But do we _want_ to?

  • @johnkneeshaw8008

    @johnkneeshaw8008

    Ай бұрын

    But the song lyric "Born and raised in _Windsor_ " just isn't as good.

  • @jedinxf7

    @jedinxf7

    Ай бұрын

    this is why i call Canada South Detroit, the only possible meaning of the stupid Journey lyric

  • @LMacNeill
    @LMacNeillАй бұрын

    "Ah!! You'll have to hand in your 'sorries' as well -- they don't do that down there." 😂

  • @lyraserpentine894

    @lyraserpentine894

    Ай бұрын

    Except some of us do!

  • @repossession

    @repossession

    Ай бұрын

    @@lyraserpentine894 Look, I'm sorry, but that's just not the -- shit!

  • @TheDigitalBooth
    @TheDigitalBoothАй бұрын

    Another classic. Thanks Julie! 💯

  • @naomiarram5187
    @naomiarram5187Ай бұрын

    I highly recommend "The Canadian Conspiracy". It's a ton of fun. And Julie, I hope you're not really leaving!

  • @FriedrichHerschel

    @FriedrichHerschel

    Ай бұрын

    "90% of all canadians are deployed near the border"

  • @user-aRb00d3r

    @user-aRb00d3r

    Ай бұрын

    I've only heard of Finnish one. what's up with Canadian??

  • @junebay5265

    @junebay5265

    Ай бұрын

    @@user-aRb00d3rWait, what’s the Finnish Conspiracy?

  • @naomiarram5187

    @naomiarram5187

    Ай бұрын

    @@user-aRb00d3r Great Mockumentary

  • @Donna-nu8ul

    @Donna-nu8ul

    Ай бұрын

    @@user-aRb00d3r The Canadian Conspiracy was a mockumentary back in the '80s, claiming that Canada was taking over the US by infiltrating the entertainment industry. Eugene Levy played the whistleblower part, and there were interviews with a tonne of other Canadian entertainers, all of whom acted suspiciously when asked about the conspiracy. I haven't seen it in years, but I remember it being pretty funny. As for the Finnish Conspiracy, I'd never heard of it. Thank you (I think) for the introduction. It's all just ... wow.

  • @TBergeron
    @TBergeronАй бұрын

    Ironic. In November I may need to flip the script 😳😬

  • @robertroberts5283

    @robertroberts5283

    Ай бұрын

    Bigly

  • @julienolke

    @julienolke

    Ай бұрын

    we'd welcome you with open arms

  • @dietotaku

    @dietotaku

    Ай бұрын

    hopefully we can stave off the right's efforts to formally dissolve our democracy but even then... Canada is still the better country to live in

  • @MannAusNapalm

    @MannAusNapalm

    Ай бұрын

    you'll become unfamous in november?

  • @m24213

    @m24213

    Ай бұрын

    People have been saying that since forever. But no one does, lol. Canada is not as sunshine and roses anymore.

  • @MisterItchy
    @MisterItchyАй бұрын

    Yeah. Don't do it. We're kinda really messed up right now.

  • @chasbodaniels1744

    @chasbodaniels1744

    Ай бұрын

    Shush! This is exactly why we need fresh people like Julie to bolster our side of the See-saw!!

  • @Kedzie_

    @Kedzie_

    Ай бұрын

    @@chasbodaniels1744 which "side", exactly? Humor, common sense, intelligent discourse, and mutual respect? Cause I haven't seen any of those things on either "side" here in the USA for a few decades. Instead it's nothing but vilifying everyone and everything that doesn't align 100% with exactly what 'you' believe (general you, not you specifically) as an evil devil. "Oh your opinion on guns, transsexuals, kids, religion, or freedom of speech don't match mine, BURN IN HELL YOU DEVIL MONSTER!!!!!!!!!" - that's all I hear, every effing day, from both "sides" in this shit-show.

  • @Kedzie_

    @Kedzie_

    Ай бұрын

    @@chasbodaniels1744 Which "side" is that, exactly?

  • @MadsFeierskov

    @MadsFeierskov

    Ай бұрын

    Right now?

  • @murphygreen8484

    @murphygreen8484

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@MadsFeierskovIn this economy?

  • @tomevans7567
    @tomevans7567Ай бұрын

    I live in Alaska where we feel a kinship with our Canadian neighbors. Especially since a lot of people in the lower 48 States already think we are part of Canada anyway. 😃😃😃

  • @frzstat

    @frzstat

    Ай бұрын

    I thought you were Russian...

  • @newharlemrenaissanceproduc943
    @newharlemrenaissanceproduc943Ай бұрын

    If its any consolation, I forgot you were Canadian🤣🤣#YouMadeIt

  • @rosshalz
    @rosshalzАй бұрын

    I came to Canada a year ago and I have to agree, all dressed is the nectar of the gods.

  • @N0tTh3Pr0
    @N0tTh3Pr0Ай бұрын

    Is Bolster the word of the day or something???? The SASS.... I can't lol.

  • @HagenvonEitzen

    @HagenvonEitzen

    Ай бұрын

    As it even makes a prominent appearence in the ad, yes

  • @survidmt

    @survidmt

    Ай бұрын

    You can only Bolster if you have proper I.D.........I.D..........I.D....

  • @garyp.7501
    @garyp.7501Ай бұрын

    "Suits" was filmed in Montreal! When trying to pass for an American, never ever drink tea for breakfast, or put milk in it.

  • @chantalfinn6173

    @chantalfinn6173

    Ай бұрын

    Toronto

  • @mitchgunzler3737

    @mitchgunzler3737

    Ай бұрын

    You can drink milk tea if it came in a can from Asia.

  • @InBetweenLife70
    @InBetweenLife70Ай бұрын

    As a US citizen but immense Canadian-phile (I blame living close to the border and loving Rush), this is hilariously, and sadly, true. Watch out cast of Letterkenny! We’re coming for you next. All-dressed chips are the best.

  • @raoulduke25

    @raoulduke25

    Ай бұрын

    Hey, Geddy and Alex are still in Canada holding down the fort.

  • @JimAllen-Persona
    @JimAllen-PersonaАй бұрын

    Where's Mirror Julie been? Julie, please unlock her and get her back in the videos.

  • @KarlBunker

    @KarlBunker

    Ай бұрын

    I think she's doing the babysitting. So you know how that kid is going to turn out. 😱🍸

  • @nredsa

    @nredsa

    Ай бұрын

    @@KarlBunker she is not famous enough.

  • @timbuktu8069

    @timbuktu8069

    Ай бұрын

    I get the feeling that the next time we see her she'll have a cowboy hat and an AR-15.

  • @wirelesmike73

    @wirelesmike73

    Ай бұрын

    She decided to stay North of the border.

  • @Justusson

    @Justusson

    Ай бұрын

    She was traumatised from finding out she was pregnant.

  • @diliptom6151
    @diliptom6151Ай бұрын

    Wow Julie you have reached 1mil subs so good and happy to be a part of your KZread fam🎉🎉🎉 congrats ❤❤❤❤.....and good tips from the checking officer 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheOneSoulMate_
    @TheOneSoulMate_Ай бұрын

    Omg, this was good. The exaggerated lengthy typing. The editing is always timely and tight. Making for a smooth exchange between both characters. The skit was fresh and funny. Great stuff 😂.

  • @LaurelsChannel
    @LaurelsChannelАй бұрын

    Someone let my daughter go ahead of her at the grocery store checkout. She said, "Wow, that's really nice of you. Are you Canadian?" Don't be too nice or you'll give yourself away.

  • @remy1234ish

    @remy1234ish

    Ай бұрын

    Happens all the time to me; happened yesterday twice. Oh, but wait. I live in North Georgia. It's a southern thing. Julie: check out the south :)

  • @davidgolden
    @davidgoldenАй бұрын

    "Why does this feel like a deal with the devil" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @760Miramar
    @760MiramarАй бұрын

    1:13 Don't forget Wayne Gretzky, and Jim Carry, Marty McFly, and other people famous.

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719Ай бұрын

    What's next, boarding the Titanic *after* it's hit the iceberg?

  • @TheMyrmo

    @TheMyrmo

    Ай бұрын

    Titanic II: somewhere in the Atlantic, a killer iceberg is looking for its next victim.

  • @dietotaku

    @dietotaku

    Ай бұрын

    right?! why are all my favorite KZreadrs moving from the best place to the worst place (the place where I live)? can I just swap houses with them PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF AMERICA

  • @Seamannon

    @Seamannon

    Ай бұрын

    @@dietotaku Maybe they're coming down to save you? ;)

  • @Seamannon

    @Seamannon

    Ай бұрын

    @@dietotaku Or maybe the government decided they don't have enough polite and kind people in certain states, so now there's a program to import such people from other countries? 😂

  • @thoth8784
    @thoth8784Ай бұрын

    Ya, my favorite Canadian show still is Great White North with Bob and Doug McKenzie.

  • @Zeet1
    @Zeet1Ай бұрын

    It’s kinda rough here ngl…

  • @TwinRiver100
    @TwinRiver100Ай бұрын

    Thanks for remembering your Canadian roots and bringing up a good point + making BOLSTER the word of the day🤣 thanks for continuing to make fun videos❤

  • @dirkavery4445
    @dirkavery4445Ай бұрын

    Julie Nolke is an American gem.

  • @n4tune8

    @n4tune8

    Ай бұрын

    Too soon!

  • @captainpoppleton

    @captainpoppleton

    Ай бұрын

    Why am I getting "Translate to English" on this post ?! Maybe KZread thinks you are Canadian ?

  • @bcreativecarson5973
    @bcreativecarson5973Ай бұрын

    It all came back to me at the mention of "ketchup chips," I was once Canadian! JK, Julie Nolke, you will always be Canadian and I love that about you.

  • @TonyYarusso

    @TonyYarusso

    Ай бұрын

    She actually even mentions all-dressed chips first in the skit whisper, then basic ketchup chips in the ad - twofer!

  • @sahar2629

    @sahar2629

    Ай бұрын

    I can't believe I've forgotten about ketchup chips and how much I liked it. Didn't realize until now that I never saw it on the shelves south of the border😮

  • @sarah-phillips
    @sarah-phillipsАй бұрын

    Even as an American, I agree All Dressed Chips are awesome! And if you are truly moving to the US, welcome! We don’t have free healthcare but we have In-n-Out, so I guess that’s something.

  • @charlesdignam780
    @charlesdignam780Ай бұрын

    Julie is a National Treasure no matter where she resides.♥️🥀

  • @stuartlee2230

    @stuartlee2230

    Ай бұрын

    Do't you mean "…American Treasure no matter where she resides"?

  • @johnthorne4093

    @johnthorne4093

    Ай бұрын

    Is she two National Treasures, then?

  • @jamessessions5374
    @jamessessions5374Ай бұрын

    If you come all the way to The South, not only do you get to keep your “I’m sorry”, but you get to add “bless your heart”.

  • @Seamannon

    @Seamannon

    Ай бұрын

    awww... that's so wholesome 😊

  • @mitchgunzler3737

    @mitchgunzler3737

    Ай бұрын

    @@Seamannon “bless your heart” is passive aggressive, with the “passive” quite vestigial.

  • @Seamannon

    @Seamannon

    Ай бұрын

    @@mitchgunzler3737 oh, didn't think of that. Did I just expose myself as non-American? 😅

  • @AdamYJ

    @AdamYJ

    Ай бұрын

    Honestly, if she stays far enough North it might not be so bad. Wisconsin, Minnesota, etc. It seems to be the middle parts that are an issue.

  • @lanedebbie
    @lanedebbieАй бұрын

    First - welcome to the US Julie! I have some good news. We do have Tim Hortons down here, and they’re in the process of building one a mile from my house. I don’t know if we’ll be able to “roll the rim“ down here or not yet - but at least you’ll have a little piece of home available to you if you ever need it.

  • @danieloconnor1005
    @danieloconnor1005Ай бұрын

    I lived in New York City all my life but I love hockey and Molson beer and Maple Syrup and my favorite band is Rush. That aboot makes me Canadian eh?

  • @runrig97

    @runrig97

    Ай бұрын

    Ever since Coors bought Molson, no more Molson for me, thanks! Moosehead and Labatt forever!!

  • @xrockangelx

    @xrockangelx

    Ай бұрын

    Rush, Neil Young, and Joni Mitchell are among my top favorite artists! And I'm fairly pacifistic. I live in Northern California.

  • @Viennery

    @Viennery

    Ай бұрын

    Nobody says aboot, that’s an American thing

  • @runrig97

    @runrig97

    Ай бұрын

    @@Viennery I have Canadian relatives. They all say "aboot". If it's not really "aboot" it certainly sounds like it. Maybe it's "abooot" ?

  • @petercoo9177

    @petercoo9177

    Ай бұрын

    @@runrig97 Lived here more than 60 years, only time I've ever heard anyone say "aboot" was in a comedy sketch - and it was an American. We say "abowt", rhymes with "trout" or "sauerkraut".

  • @SBzKillFrenzy
    @SBzKillFrenzyАй бұрын

    I know this might just be a skit, but the irony is I'm moving from America to Canada lol in September. Vancouver, specifically

  • @craigcorson3036

    @craigcorson3036

    Ай бұрын

    You're going to have to change that name. That sort of thing doesn't fly in the Frozen North like it does here.

  • @SBzKillFrenzy

    @SBzKillFrenzy

    Ай бұрын

    @@craigcorson3036 Yeah....because...I'm gonna be walking around using my KZread name instead of my actual name lol

  • @gpaull2

    @gpaull2

    Ай бұрын

    Vancouver and Toronto are their own country…they don’t recognize any other parts of Canada.

  • @johndorian473

    @johndorian473

    Ай бұрын

    Vancouver is already expensive as F

  • @SBzKillFrenzy

    @SBzKillFrenzy

    Ай бұрын

    @@craigcorson3036 I'm not changing anything

  • @TheExplorer2K
    @TheExplorer2KАй бұрын

    Idk abt u but those keyboard sounds were so satisfying

  • @Mibbitmaker

    @Mibbitmaker

    Ай бұрын

    Would probably make a good ASMR.

  • @BigNews2021
    @BigNews2021Ай бұрын

    The little coffee ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's are a favorite of mine. I joke with my GF that when we move it has to be somewhere within a 10 minute drive from a Trader Joe's. I guess Canada is out of the question :(

  • @williamblakehall5566
    @williamblakehall5566Ай бұрын

    I'm a proud American, but I love Julie and will happily visit her. If William Shatner and Ryan Gosling never switched, why should she?

  • @topherthe11th23
    @topherthe11th23Ай бұрын

    2:03 and 3:16 - When I'm shopping for bolsters for my beds, couches, and sofas (because I'm the only person who knows the difference between a couch and a sofa), I never settle for anything less than Canadian bolsters, the highest quality in the world.

  • @Seamannon

    @Seamannon

    Ай бұрын

    You really sound like an expert on bolstering. Can you grace us with your wisdom and tell us what the difference between couches and sofas is? I'd appreciate that and I'm sure I'm not the only one here 😉

  • @topherthe11th23

    @topherthe11th23

    Ай бұрын

    @@Seamannon No can do. Canada has a very strict Official Secrets Act. (Canada's Official Secrets Act is more secret than the UK's, in that nobody is allowed to know that Canada's Official Secrets Act exists.) If I told you what I know, I'd have to do something to you that Canada's Official Secrets Act prevents me from revealing on Y'o'u't'u'b'e. But I can tell you one thing about bolsters that isn't secret but nobody knows it. In a timber building where the columns or pillars are four-by-fours, a horizontal board at the top of a pillar, designed to create a bigger area of surface contact between the support and the horizontal beam being supported, is called "a bolster". I think it should be called "a capital", but it isn't.

  • @Seamannon

    @Seamannon

    Ай бұрын

    @@topherthe11th23 wow, I feel so enlightened now! Your wisdom is unmatched! Thank you for being so generous with your response 😄

  • @topherthe11th23

    @topherthe11th23

    Ай бұрын

    @@Seamannon I'm always happy to bolster anyone's knowledge on these issues of critical importance in world affairs. Did you have any more questions?

  • @mitchgunzler3737

    @mitchgunzler3737

    Ай бұрын

    @@Seamannon I’m trying to couch this fairly, but they’ve told you nothing sofa.

  • @Imxlnt2
    @Imxlnt2Ай бұрын

    Congrats on the trip

  • @andrewsoboeiro6979
    @andrewsoboeiro6979Ай бұрын

    Julie engaging in a masterful humble brag; respect!

  • @Raebees
    @RaebeesАй бұрын

    The drake mention struck a chord!

  • @user-or4ni6eo4c

    @user-or4ni6eo4c

    Ай бұрын

    And it's probably A minor.

  • @briangillespie1914
    @briangillespie1914Ай бұрын

    Wayne and Shuster?

  • @dougwalker257
    @dougwalker257Ай бұрын

    “You’ll have to hand in your sorries”...classic. 😆

  • @paullmight42
    @paullmight42Ай бұрын

    It's true haha...as an american, i am always amazed to find out someone I have been a fan of forever is actually canadian...

  • @funguy5624

    @funguy5624

    Ай бұрын

    As a canadian, after noticing that a lot of american actors are canadians, I started to notice that theres also a lot of english, australians and new zeland actors in ''american actors''. Probably about a quarter of american celebrities are actually american born, people just flock there because thats where the industry is (hence the Julie sketch_

  • @paullmight42

    @paullmight42

    Ай бұрын

    @@funguy5624 indeed

  • @northernalberta
    @northernalbertaАй бұрын

    I immigrated to the States years ago, now I help refugees navigate the process; this is spot on :) Now and then you can get them to break decorum, I have gotten a smile and a laugh out of them

  • @Ned-Ryerson

    @Ned-Ryerson

    Ай бұрын

    I am always confused. Don't you "emigrate to" and "immigrate into"?

  • @canuckled
    @canuckledАй бұрын

    I've seen Seth Rogen in a Canadian movie - Take This Waltz

  • @AdamYJ
    @AdamYJАй бұрын

    Don’t worry, Julie. You can still go back to Canada. You know, if you want to go camping or something. Or, if you work in TV, try to get a show set in NYC with outdoor scenes. Those are usually shot in Toronto.

  • @aderounmuadedeji183
    @aderounmuadedeji183Ай бұрын

    Another great video. I'm never ready for them to end

  • @RS-pk4mp
    @RS-pk4mpАй бұрын

    Well, all I can say is, Welcome Julie! Your fame transcends borders, but just as soon have you here as part of our "strategic dry humor" stockpile than somewhere up north where we can't tap your vein of comedy when we need it. You'll be find, we promise. Just, well, make sure you make your mandatory monthly firearms purchase for the first year. After that you can slack off a bit, as long as you make up the difference with weekly BBQ meals. Just part of the laws down here . . . Oh, when you see Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling and all the other Ryans we seem to have "inherited" from the Great White North, just say hi! Cheers . ..

  • @Seamannon

    @Seamannon

    Ай бұрын

    mandatory monthly firearms purchase 😂

  • @01535016151189

    @01535016151189

    Ай бұрын

    @@SeamannonOh, c'mon, you exaggerate...it's every two months and we give you a coupon for a box of free ammo! I also understand the NRA sells cheap life insurance...🙄

  • @macklyn
    @macklynАй бұрын

    Julie, you are awesome and Welcome!! :D

  • @jim6070
    @jim6070Ай бұрын

    I bolstered the comfort of my bed here in America with a bolster. Very comfortable to eat the mini once cream cones. Simply paradise.

  • @Power5
    @Power5Ай бұрын

    Going to need some explanation on WTF a Ketchup Chip is. 🤣

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness

    @TheReaverOfDarkness

    Ай бұрын

    Just a hunch but I think that might be what we here in America refer to as a freedom fry.

  • @blofeld39

    @blofeld39

    Ай бұрын

    It's All Dressed Up, with no place to go!

  • @thing_under_the_stairs

    @thing_under_the_stairs

    Ай бұрын

    The best flavour of potato chip ever that only exists in Canada for some reason.

  • @gomezfriesen

    @gomezfriesen

    Ай бұрын

    The ketchup chip is so good, that as a child, I would run in circles because of it's wondrousness. My mom eventually only let me have them once a year, as that is all she could handle from my excitement.

  • @julesk1567

    @julesk1567

    Ай бұрын

    @@thing_under_the_stairsgermany has them too (though from other brands).

  • @steveaguay
    @steveaguayАй бұрын

    It's a real gong show down there in America.

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarknessАй бұрын

    The title actually scared me. Please don't move to the USA! I love you too much. I live in the USA. It's not where a lovely wholesome soul such as yourself belongs.

  • @dietotaku

    @dietotaku

    Ай бұрын

    same, I feel like I've been yelling this at basically everyone from a developed country who is moving here lately. America is strictly a downgrade.

  • @JonsMG

    @JonsMG

    Ай бұрын

    Y'all live in the wrong part of America. The diversity of culture from one end to the other is huge. If you don't like where you're at, you can move without having to go through customs or learn a new language, and you get a completely different culture with a completely different set a values and - and this is important - crime rates

  • @TheCatLady65

    @TheCatLady65

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@JonsMGTypical perspective from a privileged white male😮 Where in the USA does a woman have agency over her own body?

  • @Valen-vl5ds

    @Valen-vl5ds

    Ай бұрын

    @@TheCatLady65 basically any blue state.

  • @TheCatLady65

    @TheCatLady65

    Ай бұрын

    @@Valen-vl5ds 🤣🤣🤣 Roe v Wade was struck down by the SC, *everywhere* in the USA! Do you have *any* idea how hard it is for a woman to get reproductive health care In *any* state?

  • @zizhiqu
    @zizhiquАй бұрын

    So I am ashamed to admit I never knew Julie was Canadian. And at the same time, I have been wondering why she’s got such a refreshing sense of humour, like no other American I can think of.

  • @hoibsh21
    @hoibsh21Ай бұрын

    Plz come to America as quick as you can Dr. Julie -- I mean Julie! Our comedy condition is fading fast !!

  • @GrizzintheWoods
    @GrizzintheWoodsАй бұрын

    We got another one!!!

  • @OSUBeaver03
    @OSUBeaver03Ай бұрын

    Wait is she actually moving? Julie please atleast wait until after the election to decide…our country may implode!

  • @DJVARAO

    @DJVARAO

    Ай бұрын

    Dude, PMs are not elected by popular vote. They are SELECTED by their friends in the parliament.

  • @Kedzie_

    @Kedzie_

    Ай бұрын

    Really? "Implode" you say.... As if one politician is actually better than another.

  • @kburtsev

    @kburtsev

    Ай бұрын

    @@Kedzie_ Indeed, I still wonder what is this hype with election, especially presidential. In 20 years I saw a little effect of what president do we have - never anything dramatic.

  • @jasonhaven7170

    @jasonhaven7170

    Ай бұрын

    @@Kedzie_ There's a fascist and then there's Biden.

  • @Kedzie_

    @Kedzie_

    Ай бұрын

    @@jasonhaven7170 Yeah I'm quite sure you're using that word incorrectly.

  • @AnnAnonyme
    @AnnAnonymeАй бұрын

    As a Canadian, I have really enjoyed knowing that, by watching you, I'm supporting a fellow Canadian!

  • @samantha9446
    @samantha9446Ай бұрын

    The little mini ice cream cones at trader jones are really good

  • @Mascifin
    @MascifinАй бұрын

    Canada? That's where we import all our most famous Ryans from!

  • @leedanielson7452
    @leedanielson7452Ай бұрын

    Love 🇨🇦 ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @alexandermatthewsmusic
    @alexandermatthewsmusicАй бұрын

    These skits all hit different everyone's sleeping on Julie nolke!

  • @SMAMtastic
    @SMAMtasticАй бұрын

    That wink during the sponser part of the video really "bolstered" my day.

  • @SlyPearTree
    @SlyPearTreeАй бұрын

    There should be a law preventing some Canadians to move out, and one to prevent some Canadians to move back in.

  • @frzstat

    @frzstat

    Ай бұрын

    Sorry, I replied to the wrong comment.

  • @the_cursor
    @the_cursorАй бұрын

    You can keep your toque but you'll have to call it a beanie.

  • @shia_labeouf
    @shia_labeoufАй бұрын

    The number of times I've had this conversation: "I really like AMERICAN PERSON. They just seem really chilled and kinda wholesome" "Yeah, they're actually Canadian".

  • @suneasmussen2650
    @suneasmussen2650Ай бұрын

    Julie, you are the queen of reaction shots.

  • @steveneptun7580
    @steveneptun7580Ай бұрын

    Please don't move to America until at least November. I'm worried after November I might have to seek asylum in Canada

  • @dmitripogosian5084

    @dmitripogosian5084

    Ай бұрын

    Nothing will happen in November for you, whatever the result (ok, that is my prediction)

  • @M.Babadook

    @M.Babadook

    Ай бұрын

    @@dmitripogosian5084If you’re a woman , it matters. A lot.

  • @copiouscareerist
    @copiouscareeristАй бұрын

    Brilliant. Do Canadians take and/or want American entertainers? I don't know why I asked that....wait, yes I do. xo Oh and is this for real?

  • @JourardsThoughts
    @JourardsThoughtsАй бұрын

    Nice ad transition, I giggled.

  • @TsterMr63
    @TsterMr63Ай бұрын

    Congrats on 1M subs!

  • @Gordon705
    @Gordon705Ай бұрын

    Relax. With tax credits and cheaper labor all the TV shows and movies are filmed in Canada anyway. You'll come back every time you sign a deal.

  • @bradkirbey1560
    @bradkirbey1560Ай бұрын

    So sorry that you have to come to the U.S. We're in a bit of a cesspool lately. Apologies for the great orange turd, Just avoid Fox, OAN and any right-wing media if possible.

  • @TheWanderingBard17
    @TheWanderingBard17Ай бұрын

    I think Rush would disagree

  • @dodaexploda
    @dodaexplodaАй бұрын

    This one slayed me. Never leave us Julie!!!!!

  • @ledniknoj
    @ledniknojАй бұрын

    The "right" side of Lake Superior, welcome!! 🎉

  • @benedixtify
    @benedixtifyАй бұрын

    No! Stay in Canada... this is a Hellscape!

  • @janzizka

    @janzizka

    Ай бұрын

    Darfur is currently an actual Hellscape, the US is just chaotic (it was always chaotic and will always be chaotic).

  • @adequatebus8280
    @adequatebus8280Ай бұрын

    the walkie-talkie on your right shoulder, sold the character to me. -C

  • @Storkus100
    @Storkus100Ай бұрын

    Does this mean you got cast in some American show? I hope to be seeing more of you!

  • @mitchgunzler3737

    @mitchgunzler3737

    Ай бұрын

    She’s still too Canadian to boost aboat it, but I’m pretty sure I noticed that she has more than a million subscribers now.

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211Ай бұрын

    *IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME IN EUROPE* except for us its our Bilioniars the second they get investigated for tax evasion - they immediately feel the need to move to the US They hate the lack of culture but LOVE the fact billionaires are not subject to the law or taxes in the US

  • @jasonhaven7170

    @jasonhaven7170

    Ай бұрын

    Lack of culture? Have you heard of African-Americans? They invented rock, jazz, soul, blues, rnb, hip-hop, and more

  • @jasonhaven7170

    @jasonhaven7170

    Ай бұрын

    "Lack of culture" Forgetting European EDM came from House which came from gay African-Americans

  • @piccalillipit9211

    @piccalillipit9211

    Ай бұрын

    @@jasonhaven7170 Yeah I love blues. But I'm not a pretentious European billionaire

  • @piccalillipit9211

    @piccalillipit9211

    Ай бұрын

    @@jasonhaven7170 "Forgetting European EDM..." Yeah I dig up Roman bracelets in my garden

  • @jasonhaven7170

    @jasonhaven7170

    Ай бұрын

    @@piccalillipit9211 Those Roman bracelets give you thousands of hours of music?

  • @michaelnewton5873
    @michaelnewton5873Ай бұрын

    Between you and Kris Collins Canada is losing funny ladies.

  • @jenniferriske1328
    @jenniferriske1328Ай бұрын

    I’m an American in Canada and was so excited to hear about all dressed chips and ketchup chips. I’m from MIchigan and we had Timmies but it’s better here in Canada.

  • @oTiSm786
    @oTiSm786Ай бұрын

    Hey Julie, could you possibly tell me where your editor got the airport background photo from? Not the one for the TSA officer but the one behind the main character. I have taken the exact same photo before at the exact same airport and was just curious as to where you guys found this one from! Thanks

  • @ReelinRodgers2
    @ReelinRodgers2Ай бұрын

    It could not have been that much typing work to spell Julie Nolke

  • @mitchgunzler3737

    @mitchgunzler3737

    Ай бұрын

    Depends how many times one has to back up and retype “Nolke,” eh?

  • @alejandrocombat
    @alejandrocombatАй бұрын

    God I thought you’re really moving to America Julie 😂

  • @Thebest-wz7uf

    @Thebest-wz7uf

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @craigcorson3036

    @craigcorson3036

    Ай бұрын

    She's not insane, man!!

  • @michaelcollins3313
    @michaelcollins3313Ай бұрын

    You, my Canuck friend, are Canadian through and through. We'd love for you to come to America, but we also want the best for you. So, "Oh Canada...our home and native land."

  • @ronaldsaavedra9300
    @ronaldsaavedra9300Ай бұрын

    oh man good luck......we suck in a awesome way down here

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