I'm Moving to America
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A running joke I've heard from at least a couple of standup comics: The Canadian entertainment industry is a great witness protection program. Nobody every hears about you again.
@interdimensionalsteve8172
Ай бұрын
Americans sure love filming here though :)
@VirgilOvid
Ай бұрын
Your fake plastic money is so cheap it'd be stupid not to. Vancouver is just as American as any city and your people are exactly the same so why not film there for massive savings?
@Tim3.14
Ай бұрын
@@VirgilOvid Canadian money is great, though! Putting a loon on the $1 coin and calling it a loonie, and then making a bimetalic $2 coin and calling it a toonie... That's gotta be the most Canadian thing I ever heard of since I found out about the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.😊
@Skank_and_Gutterboy
Ай бұрын
When I was in Glacier National Park, one of the very few radio stations that I could pick up was a station out of Canada (I want to say Calgary but I can't remember) that was all standup comedy. That was the one to get, I loved it. Now I get it on XM radio and listen to it all the time.
@interdimensionalsteve8172
Ай бұрын
@@VirgilOvid heheheh "your people are exactly the same" hehehehehHAHAHA... Well, to start with, I've been a Conservative party voter my whole life, and me and every other Canadian Conservative I know recognize that American Conservatism has gone off the deep end into la-la-land fairy tale world thanks to a certain orange con artist and an extremely influential and insidiuous reactionary media apparatus. So yeah, maybe twenty years ago we were kind of similar? Not anymore. Y'all are losing the plot and for SOME bizarro-land reason still consider said orange con artist a viable candidate to lead your country. Truly embarrassing stuff.
Those of us outside N.America, if asked for the differences between Canadians and Americans, just reply, “Julie Nolke”😁
@F.o.s.t.e.r.
Ай бұрын
One let's children get shot in school and the other lets children have food in school.
@ichijofestival2576
Ай бұрын
Speaking as a Unitedstatesien: what is this "outside North America" you speak of?
@cyanimation1605
Ай бұрын
Canadians get healthcare and have a slightly higher chance of locating your country on a map
@MrCanerican
Ай бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 Not USAer?
@boyeatsworld-vr9ci
Ай бұрын
@@cyanimation1605 I am american and I have healthcare. Di... did you think doctors are only in canada?
in the late 1980s, MTV had a game show, Remote Control. One of the categories was “Dead or Canadian?” The host would give an actor’s name and you had to decide whether they were dead or Canadian. Sometimes it was both.
@stevereber3358
Ай бұрын
Guy Lombardo
@SteveEdwardCooper
Ай бұрын
I preferred the category, Dead, Alive or Indian Food.
@devinflint5554
28 күн бұрын
When Nickelodeon started in the US, half its programming were recycled Canadian kids' shows. Their whole green slime thing was straight up stolen from "You Can't Do that on Television" (Canadian). Also, Remote Control gave us fucking Colin Quinn.
Came for the content, was reminded that Julie is Canadian ....what an absolute day. Thanks Julie; and border-control actress lady, helps a lot!
@user-aRb00d3r
Ай бұрын
yeah, this new actress is kinda cool, would be nice to see her again indeed.
@SiringaVulgaris
28 күн бұрын
I think it's herself
The bit around "Did you say America?” slayed me!
@356z
Ай бұрын
Did it? Did it slay you?
@timbus2
Ай бұрын
@@356z Cause of death: fits of laughter.
Watch out for the tricks Americans use to discover if you are really Canadian. The big one is to discuss the superiority of US hockey. Also, they try to get you to say the word "about". And if nothing else works, they will put on "good ole American music" like Neil Young or Joni Mitchell and see how you react.
@leftofpunk
Ай бұрын
Hey now, we absolutely love our Canadian celebrities. No joke, when I was around 12 years old, I assumed most if not all comedians in movies were Canadian. I got older of course, and understood that they were all Canadian or Jewish.
@Tonyhouse1168
Ай бұрын
“Just for no reason can you say the word sorry for me..?”
@jasonhaven7170
Ай бұрын
African-American music. Rock music is African-American in origin.
@chrisoffersen
Ай бұрын
@@jasonhaven7170
@tathen1
Ай бұрын
The beer is a trap
Meanwhile, the studios go up to Canada to film TV series.
@TheDeconstructivist
Ай бұрын
True, but everyone is just visiting.
@AtomicBuffalo
Ай бұрын
But cast all the leads and recurrings in LA.
@Robisme
Ай бұрын
It's cheaper. Like when they filmed Shogun.
@Tom-B292-S3
Ай бұрын
@@Robisme Cheaper and our provinces all have different levels of subsidies for these companies.
@CaffeinePanda
Ай бұрын
The circle of life.
"Why does this feel like a deal with the devil?" "Did you say America?" 😂😂😂😂
@derrickmcadoo3804
Ай бұрын
Ever since Trudeau introduced you guys to Globalist, Rainbow Fascism, all I can say is, welcome to the club.
@edmann1820
Ай бұрын
@@derrickmcadoo3804 Sounds like something someone who was acquainted with the devil would say....
@minyaksayur
Ай бұрын
not wrong, wait until you meet the IRS.
@michaellucero2280
Ай бұрын
As an American, I feel both seen, and called out by that line! 😂😭
NOOOO don't leave us! The behaviour of the "agent" was spot-on, bravo.
@Tim3.14
Ай бұрын
In my experience, the US border guards have large guns and lots of questions, and the Canadian border guards want me to roll down the window so they can pet my dog.
@billbob4856
Ай бұрын
@@Tim3.14 Things changed after some planes flew into a couple of large buildings
@derrickmcadoo3804
Ай бұрын
Julie should start a Canadian comedy acting group, like early SNL or Mad TV, and keep it limited to Canadians.
I think officious Julie is my new favourite version of Julie.
@RedMenace71
Ай бұрын
ID....ID...ID....😂
@cjc363636
Ай бұрын
That lady takes no nonsense!! "ID....ID....!!!"
@Allyne42
Ай бұрын
Yet I could see Mirror Julie somewhere behind her….
@StevenBanks123
Ай бұрын
Yes. Perfect. Rattles out her patter.Not hostile, just indifferent.
2:46 "We're all in this together" has me thinking back to Red Green!
@patrickmcevoy5080
Ай бұрын
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
@42ayla
Ай бұрын
"Quando omni flunkus moritati."
@ianbentryn8115
Ай бұрын
"I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess."
RIP John Candy
Congrats on the Million!
2:46 "We're all in this together". Shades of Canada's second most famous Canadian: Red Green
@timbuktu8069
Ай бұрын
That begs the question: Who is the most famous Canadian? Some say Justin Bieber. I say it's William Shatner.
@MR-MR-ud5oo
Ай бұрын
" Is bolster the word of the day??? "
This was funny. I'm American and the founder of a company that makes mathematical software. The company is based in Silicon Valley. About half of my employees are Canadian. Most go back to Canada once a month. When they return, almost all seem sad and dejected for about two days and rhetorically ask the same question, "Why can't Canada have a Silicon Valley?"
@specialtwice4975
Ай бұрын
This! 100%. Canada would be the perfect country if there was a tropical/warm province, although it would probably over priced and the most expensive place ever.
@TheCharleseye
Ай бұрын
Probably because they're a massive country with a population smaller than that of California. It's kinda hard to build an industry with a couple dozen people.
@colohan
Ай бұрын
The Canadian in me thinks -- wait, I thought all math software was made in Waterloo? :-)
@teabean1518
Ай бұрын
Let me guess, they’re all Waterloo grads
@funknick
22 күн бұрын
@@specialtwice4975 we do, it's called Vancouver 😅
X-Files was filmed in Canada. 🥰
@gilliganIII
Ай бұрын
Charity work
@emessar
Ай бұрын
Yeah, charity work ...
@AnnaAnna-uc2ff
Ай бұрын
Cheaper.
@joshcarey4187
Ай бұрын
Until it got famous enough and moved to America.
@krylesangerbeaver
Ай бұрын
Super Natural too I think
FUN FACT: In Windsor ON one must go "up" (north) to Detroit.
@j4s0n39
Ай бұрын
Going due north from Gadsden, AZ will result in a trip to Mexico. And if you keep going, you'll end up in California. So never go due north from Gadsden.
@timbuktu8069
Ай бұрын
Alaska-Hold my beer.
@lagomoof
Ай бұрын
But do we _want_ to?
@johnkneeshaw8008
Ай бұрын
But the song lyric "Born and raised in _Windsor_ " just isn't as good.
@jedinxf7
Ай бұрын
this is why i call Canada South Detroit, the only possible meaning of the stupid Journey lyric
"Ah!! You'll have to hand in your 'sorries' as well -- they don't do that down there." 😂
@lyraserpentine894
Ай бұрын
Except some of us do!
@repossession
Ай бұрын
@@lyraserpentine894 Look, I'm sorry, but that's just not the -- shit!
Another classic. Thanks Julie! 💯
I highly recommend "The Canadian Conspiracy". It's a ton of fun. And Julie, I hope you're not really leaving!
@FriedrichHerschel
Ай бұрын
"90% of all canadians are deployed near the border"
@user-aRb00d3r
Ай бұрын
I've only heard of Finnish one. what's up with Canadian??
@junebay5265
Ай бұрын
@@user-aRb00d3rWait, what’s the Finnish Conspiracy?
@naomiarram5187
Ай бұрын
@@user-aRb00d3r Great Mockumentary
@Donna-nu8ul
Ай бұрын
@@user-aRb00d3r The Canadian Conspiracy was a mockumentary back in the '80s, claiming that Canada was taking over the US by infiltrating the entertainment industry. Eugene Levy played the whistleblower part, and there were interviews with a tonne of other Canadian entertainers, all of whom acted suspiciously when asked about the conspiracy. I haven't seen it in years, but I remember it being pretty funny. As for the Finnish Conspiracy, I'd never heard of it. Thank you (I think) for the introduction. It's all just ... wow.
Ironic. In November I may need to flip the script 😳😬
@robertroberts5283
Ай бұрын
Bigly
@julienolke
Ай бұрын
we'd welcome you with open arms
@dietotaku
Ай бұрын
hopefully we can stave off the right's efforts to formally dissolve our democracy but even then... Canada is still the better country to live in
@MannAusNapalm
Ай бұрын
you'll become unfamous in november?
@m24213
Ай бұрын
People have been saying that since forever. But no one does, lol. Canada is not as sunshine and roses anymore.
Yeah. Don't do it. We're kinda really messed up right now.
@chasbodaniels1744
Ай бұрын
Shush! This is exactly why we need fresh people like Julie to bolster our side of the See-saw!!
@Kedzie_
Ай бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 which "side", exactly? Humor, common sense, intelligent discourse, and mutual respect? Cause I haven't seen any of those things on either "side" here in the USA for a few decades. Instead it's nothing but vilifying everyone and everything that doesn't align 100% with exactly what 'you' believe (general you, not you specifically) as an evil devil. "Oh your opinion on guns, transsexuals, kids, religion, or freedom of speech don't match mine, BURN IN HELL YOU DEVIL MONSTER!!!!!!!!!" - that's all I hear, every effing day, from both "sides" in this shit-show.
@Kedzie_
Ай бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 Which "side" is that, exactly?
@MadsFeierskov
Ай бұрын
Right now?
@murphygreen8484
Ай бұрын
@@MadsFeierskovIn this economy?
I live in Alaska where we feel a kinship with our Canadian neighbors. Especially since a lot of people in the lower 48 States already think we are part of Canada anyway. 😃😃😃
@frzstat
Ай бұрын
I thought you were Russian...
If its any consolation, I forgot you were Canadian🤣🤣#YouMadeIt
I came to Canada a year ago and I have to agree, all dressed is the nectar of the gods.
Is Bolster the word of the day or something???? The SASS.... I can't lol.
@HagenvonEitzen
Ай бұрын
As it even makes a prominent appearence in the ad, yes
@survidmt
Ай бұрын
You can only Bolster if you have proper I.D.........I.D..........I.D....
"Suits" was filmed in Montreal! When trying to pass for an American, never ever drink tea for breakfast, or put milk in it.
@chantalfinn6173
Ай бұрын
Toronto
@mitchgunzler3737
Ай бұрын
You can drink milk tea if it came in a can from Asia.
As a US citizen but immense Canadian-phile (I blame living close to the border and loving Rush), this is hilariously, and sadly, true. Watch out cast of Letterkenny! We’re coming for you next. All-dressed chips are the best.
@raoulduke25
Ай бұрын
Hey, Geddy and Alex are still in Canada holding down the fort.
Where's Mirror Julie been? Julie, please unlock her and get her back in the videos.
@KarlBunker
Ай бұрын
I think she's doing the babysitting. So you know how that kid is going to turn out. 😱🍸
@nredsa
Ай бұрын
@@KarlBunker she is not famous enough.
@timbuktu8069
Ай бұрын
I get the feeling that the next time we see her she'll have a cowboy hat and an AR-15.
@wirelesmike73
Ай бұрын
She decided to stay North of the border.
@Justusson
Ай бұрын
She was traumatised from finding out she was pregnant.
Wow Julie you have reached 1mil subs so good and happy to be a part of your KZread fam🎉🎉🎉 congrats ❤❤❤❤.....and good tips from the checking officer 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg, this was good. The exaggerated lengthy typing. The editing is always timely and tight. Making for a smooth exchange between both characters. The skit was fresh and funny. Great stuff 😂.
Someone let my daughter go ahead of her at the grocery store checkout. She said, "Wow, that's really nice of you. Are you Canadian?" Don't be too nice or you'll give yourself away.
@remy1234ish
Ай бұрын
Happens all the time to me; happened yesterday twice. Oh, but wait. I live in North Georgia. It's a southern thing. Julie: check out the south :)
"Why does this feel like a deal with the devil" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
1:13 Don't forget Wayne Gretzky, and Jim Carry, Marty McFly, and other people famous.
What's next, boarding the Titanic *after* it's hit the iceberg?
@TheMyrmo
Ай бұрын
Titanic II: somewhere in the Atlantic, a killer iceberg is looking for its next victim.
@dietotaku
Ай бұрын
right?! why are all my favorite KZreadrs moving from the best place to the worst place (the place where I live)? can I just swap houses with them PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF AMERICA
@Seamannon
Ай бұрын
@@dietotaku Maybe they're coming down to save you? ;)
@Seamannon
Ай бұрын
@@dietotaku Or maybe the government decided they don't have enough polite and kind people in certain states, so now there's a program to import such people from other countries? 😂
Ya, my favorite Canadian show still is Great White North with Bob and Doug McKenzie.
It’s kinda rough here ngl…
Thanks for remembering your Canadian roots and bringing up a good point + making BOLSTER the word of the day🤣 thanks for continuing to make fun videos❤
Julie Nolke is an American gem.
@n4tune8
Ай бұрын
Too soon!
@captainpoppleton
Ай бұрын
Why am I getting "Translate to English" on this post ?! Maybe KZread thinks you are Canadian ?
It all came back to me at the mention of "ketchup chips," I was once Canadian! JK, Julie Nolke, you will always be Canadian and I love that about you.
@TonyYarusso
Ай бұрын
She actually even mentions all-dressed chips first in the skit whisper, then basic ketchup chips in the ad - twofer!
@sahar2629
Ай бұрын
I can't believe I've forgotten about ketchup chips and how much I liked it. Didn't realize until now that I never saw it on the shelves south of the border😮
Even as an American, I agree All Dressed Chips are awesome! And if you are truly moving to the US, welcome! We don’t have free healthcare but we have In-n-Out, so I guess that’s something.
Julie is a National Treasure no matter where she resides.♥️🥀
@stuartlee2230
Ай бұрын
Do't you mean "…American Treasure no matter where she resides"?
@johnthorne4093
Ай бұрын
Is she two National Treasures, then?
If you come all the way to The South, not only do you get to keep your “I’m sorry”, but you get to add “bless your heart”.
@Seamannon
Ай бұрын
awww... that's so wholesome 😊
@mitchgunzler3737
Ай бұрын
@@Seamannon “bless your heart” is passive aggressive, with the “passive” quite vestigial.
@Seamannon
Ай бұрын
@@mitchgunzler3737 oh, didn't think of that. Did I just expose myself as non-American? 😅
@AdamYJ
Ай бұрын
Honestly, if she stays far enough North it might not be so bad. Wisconsin, Minnesota, etc. It seems to be the middle parts that are an issue.
First - welcome to the US Julie! I have some good news. We do have Tim Hortons down here, and they’re in the process of building one a mile from my house. I don’t know if we’ll be able to “roll the rim“ down here or not yet - but at least you’ll have a little piece of home available to you if you ever need it.
I lived in New York City all my life but I love hockey and Molson beer and Maple Syrup and my favorite band is Rush. That aboot makes me Canadian eh?
@runrig97
Ай бұрын
Ever since Coors bought Molson, no more Molson for me, thanks! Moosehead and Labatt forever!!
@xrockangelx
Ай бұрын
Rush, Neil Young, and Joni Mitchell are among my top favorite artists! And I'm fairly pacifistic. I live in Northern California.
@Viennery
Ай бұрын
Nobody says aboot, that’s an American thing
@runrig97
Ай бұрын
@@Viennery I have Canadian relatives. They all say "aboot". If it's not really "aboot" it certainly sounds like it. Maybe it's "abooot" ?
@petercoo9177
Ай бұрын
@@runrig97 Lived here more than 60 years, only time I've ever heard anyone say "aboot" was in a comedy sketch - and it was an American. We say "abowt", rhymes with "trout" or "sauerkraut".
I know this might just be a skit, but the irony is I'm moving from America to Canada lol in September. Vancouver, specifically
@craigcorson3036
Ай бұрын
You're going to have to change that name. That sort of thing doesn't fly in the Frozen North like it does here.
@SBzKillFrenzy
Ай бұрын
@@craigcorson3036 Yeah....because...I'm gonna be walking around using my KZread name instead of my actual name lol
@gpaull2
Ай бұрын
Vancouver and Toronto are their own country…they don’t recognize any other parts of Canada.
@johndorian473
Ай бұрын
Vancouver is already expensive as F
@SBzKillFrenzy
Ай бұрын
@@craigcorson3036 I'm not changing anything
Idk abt u but those keyboard sounds were so satisfying
@Mibbitmaker
Ай бұрын
Would probably make a good ASMR.
The little coffee ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's are a favorite of mine. I joke with my GF that when we move it has to be somewhere within a 10 minute drive from a Trader Joe's. I guess Canada is out of the question :(
I'm a proud American, but I love Julie and will happily visit her. If William Shatner and Ryan Gosling never switched, why should she?
2:03 and 3:16 - When I'm shopping for bolsters for my beds, couches, and sofas (because I'm the only person who knows the difference between a couch and a sofa), I never settle for anything less than Canadian bolsters, the highest quality in the world.
@Seamannon
Ай бұрын
You really sound like an expert on bolstering. Can you grace us with your wisdom and tell us what the difference between couches and sofas is? I'd appreciate that and I'm sure I'm not the only one here 😉
@topherthe11th23
Ай бұрын
@@Seamannon No can do. Canada has a very strict Official Secrets Act. (Canada's Official Secrets Act is more secret than the UK's, in that nobody is allowed to know that Canada's Official Secrets Act exists.) If I told you what I know, I'd have to do something to you that Canada's Official Secrets Act prevents me from revealing on Y'o'u't'u'b'e. But I can tell you one thing about bolsters that isn't secret but nobody knows it. In a timber building where the columns or pillars are four-by-fours, a horizontal board at the top of a pillar, designed to create a bigger area of surface contact between the support and the horizontal beam being supported, is called "a bolster". I think it should be called "a capital", but it isn't.
@Seamannon
Ай бұрын
@@topherthe11th23 wow, I feel so enlightened now! Your wisdom is unmatched! Thank you for being so generous with your response 😄
@topherthe11th23
Ай бұрын
@@Seamannon I'm always happy to bolster anyone's knowledge on these issues of critical importance in world affairs. Did you have any more questions?
@mitchgunzler3737
Ай бұрын
@@Seamannon I’m trying to couch this fairly, but they’ve told you nothing sofa.
Congrats on the trip
Julie engaging in a masterful humble brag; respect!
The drake mention struck a chord!
@user-or4ni6eo4c
Ай бұрын
And it's probably A minor.
Wayne and Shuster?
“You’ll have to hand in your sorries”...classic. 😆
It's true haha...as an american, i am always amazed to find out someone I have been a fan of forever is actually canadian...
@funguy5624
Ай бұрын
As a canadian, after noticing that a lot of american actors are canadians, I started to notice that theres also a lot of english, australians and new zeland actors in ''american actors''. Probably about a quarter of american celebrities are actually american born, people just flock there because thats where the industry is (hence the Julie sketch_
@paullmight42
Ай бұрын
@@funguy5624 indeed
I immigrated to the States years ago, now I help refugees navigate the process; this is spot on :) Now and then you can get them to break decorum, I have gotten a smile and a laugh out of them
@Ned-Ryerson
Ай бұрын
I am always confused. Don't you "emigrate to" and "immigrate into"?
I've seen Seth Rogen in a Canadian movie - Take This Waltz
Don’t worry, Julie. You can still go back to Canada. You know, if you want to go camping or something. Or, if you work in TV, try to get a show set in NYC with outdoor scenes. Those are usually shot in Toronto.
Another great video. I'm never ready for them to end
Well, all I can say is, Welcome Julie! Your fame transcends borders, but just as soon have you here as part of our "strategic dry humor" stockpile than somewhere up north where we can't tap your vein of comedy when we need it. You'll be find, we promise. Just, well, make sure you make your mandatory monthly firearms purchase for the first year. After that you can slack off a bit, as long as you make up the difference with weekly BBQ meals. Just part of the laws down here . . . Oh, when you see Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling and all the other Ryans we seem to have "inherited" from the Great White North, just say hi! Cheers . ..
@Seamannon
Ай бұрын
mandatory monthly firearms purchase 😂
@01535016151189
Ай бұрын
@@SeamannonOh, c'mon, you exaggerate...it's every two months and we give you a coupon for a box of free ammo! I also understand the NRA sells cheap life insurance...🙄
Julie, you are awesome and Welcome!! :D
I bolstered the comfort of my bed here in America with a bolster. Very comfortable to eat the mini once cream cones. Simply paradise.
Going to need some explanation on WTF a Ketchup Chip is. 🤣
@TheReaverOfDarkness
Ай бұрын
Just a hunch but I think that might be what we here in America refer to as a freedom fry.
@blofeld39
Ай бұрын
It's All Dressed Up, with no place to go!
@thing_under_the_stairs
Ай бұрын
The best flavour of potato chip ever that only exists in Canada for some reason.
@gomezfriesen
Ай бұрын
The ketchup chip is so good, that as a child, I would run in circles because of it's wondrousness. My mom eventually only let me have them once a year, as that is all she could handle from my excitement.
@julesk1567
Ай бұрын
@@thing_under_the_stairsgermany has them too (though from other brands).
It's a real gong show down there in America.
The title actually scared me. Please don't move to the USA! I love you too much. I live in the USA. It's not where a lovely wholesome soul such as yourself belongs.
@dietotaku
Ай бұрын
same, I feel like I've been yelling this at basically everyone from a developed country who is moving here lately. America is strictly a downgrade.
@JonsMG
Ай бұрын
Y'all live in the wrong part of America. The diversity of culture from one end to the other is huge. If you don't like where you're at, you can move without having to go through customs or learn a new language, and you get a completely different culture with a completely different set a values and - and this is important - crime rates
@TheCatLady65
Ай бұрын
@@JonsMGTypical perspective from a privileged white male😮 Where in the USA does a woman have agency over her own body?
@Valen-vl5ds
Ай бұрын
@@TheCatLady65 basically any blue state.
@TheCatLady65
Ай бұрын
@@Valen-vl5ds 🤣🤣🤣 Roe v Wade was struck down by the SC, *everywhere* in the USA! Do you have *any* idea how hard it is for a woman to get reproductive health care In *any* state?
So I am ashamed to admit I never knew Julie was Canadian. And at the same time, I have been wondering why she’s got such a refreshing sense of humour, like no other American I can think of.
Plz come to America as quick as you can Dr. Julie -- I mean Julie! Our comedy condition is fading fast !!
We got another one!!!
Wait is she actually moving? Julie please atleast wait until after the election to decide…our country may implode!
@DJVARAO
Ай бұрын
Dude, PMs are not elected by popular vote. They are SELECTED by their friends in the parliament.
@Kedzie_
Ай бұрын
Really? "Implode" you say.... As if one politician is actually better than another.
@kburtsev
Ай бұрын
@@Kedzie_ Indeed, I still wonder what is this hype with election, especially presidential. In 20 years I saw a little effect of what president do we have - never anything dramatic.
@jasonhaven7170
Ай бұрын
@@Kedzie_ There's a fascist and then there's Biden.
@Kedzie_
Ай бұрын
@@jasonhaven7170 Yeah I'm quite sure you're using that word incorrectly.
As a Canadian, I have really enjoyed knowing that, by watching you, I'm supporting a fellow Canadian!
The little mini ice cream cones at trader jones are really good
Canada? That's where we import all our most famous Ryans from!
Love 🇨🇦 ❤❤❤❤❤
These skits all hit different everyone's sleeping on Julie nolke!
That wink during the sponser part of the video really "bolstered" my day.
There should be a law preventing some Canadians to move out, and one to prevent some Canadians to move back in.
@frzstat
Ай бұрын
Sorry, I replied to the wrong comment.
You can keep your toque but you'll have to call it a beanie.
The number of times I've had this conversation: "I really like AMERICAN PERSON. They just seem really chilled and kinda wholesome" "Yeah, they're actually Canadian".
Julie, you are the queen of reaction shots.
Please don't move to America until at least November. I'm worried after November I might have to seek asylum in Canada
@dmitripogosian5084
Ай бұрын
Nothing will happen in November for you, whatever the result (ok, that is my prediction)
@M.Babadook
Ай бұрын
@@dmitripogosian5084If you’re a woman , it matters. A lot.
Brilliant. Do Canadians take and/or want American entertainers? I don't know why I asked that....wait, yes I do. xo Oh and is this for real?
Nice ad transition, I giggled.
Congrats on 1M subs!
Relax. With tax credits and cheaper labor all the TV shows and movies are filmed in Canada anyway. You'll come back every time you sign a deal.
So sorry that you have to come to the U.S. We're in a bit of a cesspool lately. Apologies for the great orange turd, Just avoid Fox, OAN and any right-wing media if possible.
I think Rush would disagree
This one slayed me. Never leave us Julie!!!!!
The "right" side of Lake Superior, welcome!! 🎉
No! Stay in Canada... this is a Hellscape!
@janzizka
Ай бұрын
Darfur is currently an actual Hellscape, the US is just chaotic (it was always chaotic and will always be chaotic).
the walkie-talkie on your right shoulder, sold the character to me. -C
Does this mean you got cast in some American show? I hope to be seeing more of you!
@mitchgunzler3737
Ай бұрын
She’s still too Canadian to boost aboat it, but I’m pretty sure I noticed that she has more than a million subscribers now.
*IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME IN EUROPE* except for us its our Bilioniars the second they get investigated for tax evasion - they immediately feel the need to move to the US They hate the lack of culture but LOVE the fact billionaires are not subject to the law or taxes in the US
@jasonhaven7170
Ай бұрын
Lack of culture? Have you heard of African-Americans? They invented rock, jazz, soul, blues, rnb, hip-hop, and more
@jasonhaven7170
Ай бұрын
"Lack of culture" Forgetting European EDM came from House which came from gay African-Americans
@piccalillipit9211
Ай бұрын
@@jasonhaven7170 Yeah I love blues. But I'm not a pretentious European billionaire
@piccalillipit9211
Ай бұрын
@@jasonhaven7170 "Forgetting European EDM..." Yeah I dig up Roman bracelets in my garden
@jasonhaven7170
Ай бұрын
@@piccalillipit9211 Those Roman bracelets give you thousands of hours of music?
Between you and Kris Collins Canada is losing funny ladies.
I’m an American in Canada and was so excited to hear about all dressed chips and ketchup chips. I’m from MIchigan and we had Timmies but it’s better here in Canada.
Hey Julie, could you possibly tell me where your editor got the airport background photo from? Not the one for the TSA officer but the one behind the main character. I have taken the exact same photo before at the exact same airport and was just curious as to where you guys found this one from! Thanks
It could not have been that much typing work to spell Julie Nolke
@mitchgunzler3737
Ай бұрын
Depends how many times one has to back up and retype “Nolke,” eh?
God I thought you’re really moving to America Julie 😂
@Thebest-wz7uf
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@craigcorson3036
Ай бұрын
She's not insane, man!!
You, my Canuck friend, are Canadian through and through. We'd love for you to come to America, but we also want the best for you. So, "Oh Canada...our home and native land."
oh man good luck......we suck in a awesome way down here