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  • @chromigula
    @chromigula6 ай бұрын

    Zac saying “Dutch?” And it turning out to be Dutch for “chicken the most versatile piece of meat, chicken” (according to google translate) floored me

  • @Ramschat

    @Ramschat

    6 ай бұрын

    *versatile But yes, as a Dutch person, I can confirm this is a Dutch marketing slogan from the poultry industry.

  • @Carrotspy

    @Carrotspy

    6 ай бұрын

    He did go on a trip to the Netherlands a year ago, probably noticed some similarities to what he read/heard then.

  • @flanoasis241

    @flanoasis241

    6 ай бұрын

    It's also a good guess if you know Beardsley

  • @gcartigny

    @gcartigny

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm Dutch and I just realized it when reading this. Correct btw! Comes from an old chicken tv commercial.

  • @Lucifersfursona

    @Lucifersfursona

    6 ай бұрын

    Zac running face first through a Dutch chicken ad is gorgeous

  • @TailsMiles249
    @TailsMiles2496 ай бұрын

    Goddamn, Ally's script really broke all of them consistently!

  • @nickmccabe2327

    @nickmccabe2327

    6 ай бұрын

    Ally knows Grant so well that it makes perfect sense he lost

  • @savingpyro

    @savingpyro

    6 ай бұрын

    We're lucky Amy wasn't in this episode, it would've been 20 min!

  • @gauravminz8337

    @gauravminz8337

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@savingpyroAmy probably read this and is now laughing for the next 20 minutes.

  • @ZT1ST

    @ZT1ST

    6 ай бұрын

    Now I want to see what happens with Rehka versus Katie against Ally's script.

  • @blahblahblahEMILY
    @blahblahblahEMILY6 ай бұрын

    the long, confused pause at [like a frog] was funnier than it had any right to be

  • @MrTiesk
    @MrTiesk6 ай бұрын

    Getting a random infamous advertisement jingle in the video was like a slap to the face and Zac casually guessing the right language somehow made it worse

  • @jonnnnniej

    @jonnnnniej

    6 ай бұрын

    My Dutch ears still can't believe it! And the slogan/jingle is gonna be stuck in my head all day now haha

  • @jennburton6691

    @jennburton6691

    2 ай бұрын

    Ally wrote the script for this episode, and they lived in the Netherlands for some amount of time in their teens. It's come up a couple of times in Dropout content, so I'm not surprised someone who knows them guessed correctly. Having it be a commercial jingle was an amazing touch though. Classic Beardsley.

  • @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575
    @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac5756 ай бұрын

    Ally hitting it out of the park in mere seconds. Ally needs to do more, this was one of the best episodes.

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas2426 ай бұрын

    Greasy little puppet, finally we're getting some real professional newscasters

  • @ianrivers7923

    @ianrivers7923

    6 ай бұрын

    I translated what the puppet said, and it was Dutch for "Chicken the most versatile piece of meat, chicken!"

  • @nickmccabe2327
    @nickmccabe23276 ай бұрын

    Grant did a great Amy Vorpahl impression

  • @theforce243
    @theforce2436 ай бұрын

    As a Virginal Virginian, I can’t thank the Wight Savior County Music Festival enough for giving me that wonderful opportunity

  • @Demmrir

    @Demmrir

    6 ай бұрын

    Wight Savior. Don't be racist!

  • @DaremKurosaki

    @DaremKurosaki

    6 ай бұрын

    I liked how the prompter kept saying "Country" not "County" but not a single one of them wanted to get recorded saying "Wight Country".

  • @MatthewTheWanderer

    @MatthewTheWanderer

    6 ай бұрын

    I thought Virginia was for lovers not virgins, lol.

  • @LeonardGreenpaw

    @LeonardGreenpaw

    6 ай бұрын

    @@MatthewTheWandererIt is platonic love and ITS JUST AS VALUABLE OKAY?

  • @elbruces

    @elbruces

    6 ай бұрын

    It's pronounced as "county" but it's spelled "country."

  • @andrewcomstock7847
    @andrewcomstock78476 ай бұрын

    “It’s crazy that Pokémon was popular at the same time Micheal Vick went to prison” *hit so good*

  • @TheLetterbomber
    @TheLetterbomber6 ай бұрын

    the way Ally ground Grant to a paste here

  • @ThatShaggyMatt
    @ThatShaggyMatt6 ай бұрын

    Ally secretly goated at writing Breaking News? I'm here for it.

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905

    @zaidlacksalastname4905

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah she really killed the script. So good

  • @lrizzard

    @lrizzard

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@zaidlacksalastname4905(psst ally uses 'they')

  • @sevencats4964

    @sevencats4964

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@zaidlacksalastname4905 *they ^^

  • @AggressivePeanut

    @AggressivePeanut

    6 ай бұрын

    @@zaidlacksalastname4905(Ally uses they/them just in case you didn’t know!)

  • @iluvsundrysydney

    @iluvsundrysydney

    6 ай бұрын

    @@zaidlacksalastname4905ally uses they/them pronouns just so u know :)

  • @akidama
    @akidama6 ай бұрын

    This episode is giving gas leak in the studio vibes

  • @goodzillo

    @goodzillo

    2 ай бұрын

    Ally Beardsley writing your skit will have that effect

  • @akizafoxxe7395
    @akizafoxxe73956 ай бұрын

    This was, by far, the most chaotic episode. And I fucking love it

  • @Dact78
    @Dact786 ай бұрын

    This all made more sense when I saw who wrote the script.

  • @gogogadgetcos
    @gogogadgetcos6 ай бұрын

    This has got to be the most chaotic episode I've seen yet because just laughter right out of the gate and everybody just breaking constantly.

  • @sourwitch2340

    @sourwitch2340

    4 ай бұрын

    Tbf the script was chaotic too Random segment in Dutch? [like a frog] Flirting

  • @ronanmchugh2253
    @ronanmchugh22536 ай бұрын

    This was so short but so sweet. Non-stop bangers. I love Ally

  • @supper-girl7405
    @supper-girl74056 ай бұрын

    Im so proud of Zac getting the language right! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 Also that sentence was a meme here for a while so that was funny to see all of a sudden

  • @jasonhenson7948

    @jasonhenson7948

    3 ай бұрын

    So, while Grant was flirting with someone that was definitely reciprocating, Ally was talking to their ex about memes?

  • @justinbuergi9867
    @justinbuergi98676 ай бұрын

    That opening definitely felt like something ally would say

  • @csn583
    @csn5836 ай бұрын

    Ally, once again straight into the wild pop culture references. Well done.

  • @Storebj0rn
    @Storebj0rn6 ай бұрын

    More Ally writing please!

  • @veryvivid
    @veryvivid5 ай бұрын

    ally went fucking crazy on this one. it makes so much sense for them to weasel dutch memes, niche references and making fun of grant into their script... their magnum opus

  • @spenceduggs8449
    @spenceduggs84496 ай бұрын

    Getting a break within literal seconds. This episode is truly Beardsley Blessed™

  • @WilcovanBeijnum
    @WilcovanBeijnum6 ай бұрын

    Oof, butchered the Dutch sentence, nice you did recognize it as Dutch though 😂 For those wondering, it translates to: "chicken, the most versatile piece of meat, chicken", which was an advertisement slogan from the poultry industry in the Netherlands

  • @Lucifersfursona

    @Lucifersfursona

    6 ай бұрын

    That’s the most obscure Ally-ass scriptwriting They are chosen

  • @RabblesTheBinx

    @RabblesTheBinx

    6 ай бұрын

    Why does it say chicken twice?!

  • @Jan_Koopman

    @Jan_Koopman

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@RabblesTheBinx, repetition is useful in advertisements for stress and such. And it was more like two sentences when pronounced: "Chicken, the most versatile piece of meat! Chicken!" I will not believe you if you tell me advertisements in different languages don't use repetition

  • @RabblesTheBinx

    @RabblesTheBinx

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Jan_Koopman I mean, not as a slogan. Sure, there's repetition in the ads, but the slogan is usually formatted like "Beef: it's what's for dinner," or "Oreo: Milk's favorite cookie," or "McDonald's: I'm lovin' it," (okay, so technically, that last one doesn't even have the brand name in the slogan, it's just "I'm lovin' it."). At least in American English.

  • @Pryderi_

    @Pryderi_

    6 ай бұрын

    @@RabblesTheBinx well, in the actual ad it was sung, not just simply said, so it’s more of a jingle tbh. The repetition works well for rounding off end of the tune, so I think that’s why

  • @17Haru17
    @17Haru176 ай бұрын

    One of the best episodes and I've seen them all. Ally should write Breaking News more often.

  • @vijayanand6650
    @vijayanand66506 ай бұрын

    Insane BPM on this one. Must be a record breaks per a minute. Anyone got the stats to back this up?

  • @The_Jantof
    @The_Jantof6 ай бұрын

    I saw only three minutes and thought the upload was messed up somehow. Nope, they’re just setting land speed records for the most insane breaks per minute.

  • @purplesharpie7749
    @purplesharpie77496 ай бұрын

    please let Beardsley write more Breaking News, I'm begging

  • @strawberrycatastrofy257
    @strawberrycatastrofy2576 ай бұрын

    good christ this one is BRUTAL lmaooooo

  • @olderoscendant
    @olderoscendant6 ай бұрын

    Damn. Short, Sweet, and not one survivor.... 😂

  • @Aloe_Vera23
    @Aloe_Vera235 ай бұрын

    The Dutch surprised me! especially because it’s a well known ad!

  • @caseyberger15
    @caseyberger156 ай бұрын

    This is one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen. Such a high score 😆

  • @nikzalesky
    @nikzalesky6 ай бұрын

    This was the best writing in a hot minute. Way to go Ally

  • @martian712
    @martian7126 ай бұрын

    11/10 job for Ally here, they had Grant dying the whole episode

  • @ZT1ST

    @ZT1ST

    5 ай бұрын

    The best part is when Ally wrote into the script who lost. They knew *exactly* who was going to laugh too much.

  • @sourwitch2340

    @sourwitch2340

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@ZT1STwell, no, there's always a sentence at the end, that the loser's name is added to when they reach that point.

  • @yoavhaklai6819
    @yoavhaklai68196 ай бұрын

    YES FINALLY A NEW BREAKING NEWS EPISODE

  • @senseisleepyhead
    @senseisleepyhead6 ай бұрын

    Needed that laugh today, thank you!

  • @jonnnnniej

    @jonnnnniej

    6 ай бұрын

    Hope you're doing well

  • @senseisleepyhead

    @senseisleepyhead

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jonnnnniej Thanks kind stranger-- made it through yesterday in the end, and your comment just made my evening! Have a lovely rest of your week.

  • @jonnnnniej

    @jonnnnniej

    5 ай бұрын

    @@senseisleepyhead ahh thank you, you have a lovely week too! Sending you strength and all that's beautiful and awesome in this world

  • @SpinMonster316
    @SpinMonster316Ай бұрын

    This was one of the greatest breaking newses I’ve seen! Haha

  • @asieflasieful
    @asieflasieful6 ай бұрын

    Kip! Loved seeing some Dutch on dropout, shout out to my fellow Dutch subscribers.

  • @seanl7503
    @seanl75036 ай бұрын

    This one has gotta be the most breaks/minute

  • @LF-pe9ok
    @LF-pe9ok6 ай бұрын

    This one was pretty golden.

  • @reinarddd
    @reinarddd7 күн бұрын

    As a Dutch watcher I was NOT expecting that reference! It was a slogan for chicken and used in TV ads for literal decades 😂😅It has a jingle!

  • @happy__amoeba
    @happy__amoeba6 ай бұрын

    So, I think we can all agree that it’s clear Ally Beardsley was not sober while writing this one

  • @biggamallafluer2758
    @biggamallafluer27586 ай бұрын

    Ally’s first line was a banger and it was a wrap after that 😂

  • @pearjayx
    @pearjayx6 ай бұрын

    The Dutch part makes sense as Ally wrote this one

  • @WWFanatic0
    @WWFanatic06 ай бұрын

    Glad Zac and I had the same thought on it being Dutch

  • @Jan_Koopman

    @Jan_Koopman

    6 ай бұрын

    That's probably because it was Dutch

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado34306 ай бұрын

    Love your content guys 😊😊❤❤❤❤

  • @Spitty95
    @Spitty956 ай бұрын

    College Humor to Dropout. Fitting !

  • @brackzaff
    @brackzaff6 ай бұрын

    Best one in a long time.

  • @magpie1466
    @magpie14665 ай бұрын

    Ally must have learned the dutch meme from their dutch fling that they scorned on live tv! Was that person dutch? I think they were dutch.

  • @TheNewYear75
    @TheNewYear756 ай бұрын

    I need to hear more about that flea market

  • @Liam_Mellon
    @Liam_Mellon6 ай бұрын

    Such a good episode, over too soon

  • @MercuutioApex
    @MercuutioApex5 ай бұрын

    This one of the best scripts I’ve seen on one of these in a while

  • @WizzySquirrel
    @WizzySquirrel6 ай бұрын

    KIP HET MEEST VEELZIJDIGE STUKJE VLEES, KIP!

  • @allanvanuga9196
    @allanvanuga91966 ай бұрын

    Great video.

  • @iluvsundrysydney
    @iluvsundrysydney6 ай бұрын

    Ally writing breaking news is something I desperately need more of in my life

  • @r.g.9717
    @r.g.97176 ай бұрын

    The Wight County bit I could only think about Jayne County, formerly Wayne County. Who’s a very southern lady and my idol.

  • @Tavish_Studios
    @Tavish_Studios6 ай бұрын

    Damn Ally. Damn. 🤣🤣

  • @sam_21321
    @sam_213216 ай бұрын

    the reference to Total Forgiveness😂

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase16 ай бұрын

    Wow this would be so hard to do!

  • @1casper234
    @1casper2346 ай бұрын

    Kip is lekker

  • @Jan_Koopman

    @Jan_Koopman

    6 ай бұрын

    GEKOLONISEERD!

  • @rovaan57
    @rovaan576 ай бұрын

    Ally should write these more often

  • @theaterkidem
    @theaterkidem5 ай бұрын

    wow, ally really killed it with this one!

  • @TheFoxClaws
    @TheFoxClaws6 ай бұрын

    my god those 3 minutes really flew by

  • @McRusen
    @McRusen6 ай бұрын

    Could've been a bit longer with one or two more tasks. Still, great episode with a lot of chaos! 😅

  • @CallMeAlDente
    @CallMeAlDente3 ай бұрын

    "Now lets meet Fish Tig." "Hi, my name is Shelby." 😂

  • @jonnnnniej
    @jonnnnniej6 ай бұрын

    Its weird to hear them talk about flirting and not have Katie there :')

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan6 ай бұрын

    Ally writes amazing BN scripts

  • @Mammutidae
    @Mammutidae6 ай бұрын

    I only just noticed that Breaking News was created by Trapp I always assumed it was Grant.

  • @RJ_Ehlert
    @RJ_Ehlert6 ай бұрын

    Nice.

  • @vexorian
    @vexorian6 ай бұрын

    Ally literally referencing Total Forgiveness. That's hardcore.

  • @tehw000000t
    @tehw000000t12 күн бұрын

    I love that Dutch is just a punchline on it's own for being an objectively funny language

  • @hendrixman1996
    @hendrixman19966 ай бұрын

    Wait omg is Rekha's background from when Grant had to sell all his stuff

  • @BudofSharon
    @BudofSharon6 ай бұрын

    💜‼️🤠

  • @TheNo1pencil
    @TheNo1pencil6 ай бұрын

    Ally knocked it out of the park with this one

  • @Fabiane.Costa.
    @Fabiane.Costa.6 ай бұрын

    0:23 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣😂

  • @AggressivePeanut
    @AggressivePeanut6 ай бұрын

    How old is this episode? I feel like we haven’t seen Kellen in forever!

  • @dewdew80
    @dewdew806 ай бұрын

    That first line killed me...admittedly I didn't know who michael vick was, but I wasn't surprised to find he was part of a dog fighting ring when I googled it

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer6 ай бұрын

    Hilarious, but way too short!

  • @good-questions
    @good-questions6 ай бұрын

    This episode was rough.

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel6 ай бұрын

    Saw this was written by Ally Beardsley, immediately thought "well this is gonna be a wacky one!" and was justified immediately after that.

  • @charleswood2066
    @charleswood20664 ай бұрын

    Armchair quarterbacking! I'm yelling because I just remembered.

  • @deepowls

    @deepowls

    3 ай бұрын

    Monday morning quarterbacking was correct and more precise since she was referring to analyzing the event after it occurred, since NFL games are mostly on Sundays. Armchair quarterbacking refers to someone not involved critiquing the event from a safe distance (i.e,, at home in their recliner). It took her a while, but Rehka got to the correct term.

  • @silk3sm00th
    @silk3sm00th6 ай бұрын

    Kinda top tier 😂

  • @wolverinelg
    @wolverinelg15 күн бұрын

    This has got to be one of the shortest episodes they’ve done and they’re breaking constantly.

  • @JokiNikki
    @JokiNikki6 ай бұрын

    I feel like I just watched that in 2x speed.

  • @ceruleanserpent387
    @ceruleanserpent3876 ай бұрын

    Grant is my favourite greasy little puppet

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV6 ай бұрын

    Ally popped off with this one

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays6 ай бұрын

    Who wrote this script, it was epic.

  • @Takkcinema

    @Takkcinema

    6 ай бұрын

    It says in the scrolling script at the beginning! it was Ally Beardsley

  • @senseisleepyhead

    @senseisleepyhead

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Takkcinema Never noticed that, thanks!

  • @MyNameIsTim1337
    @MyNameIsTim13376 ай бұрын

    I get the feeling this episode was recorded during a gas leak... Classic.

  • @cisalzlman
    @cisalzlman6 ай бұрын

    Is this super cutdown or really this short aren't they usually 15-20 minutes

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell51506 ай бұрын

    Grant did not notice the pun... "in a bad spot"

  • @RyanConnell5150

    @RyanConnell5150

    2 ай бұрын

    Thank you past me for commenting. I was watching this just now not knowing if I'd already watched it.

  • @exodustx0
    @exodustx04 ай бұрын

    Kip, het meest veelzijdige stukje kaas, vip!

  • @johnthecb84
    @johnthecb845 ай бұрын

    But Katie on there then the laughs will stop 😂

  • @snubl
    @snubl6 ай бұрын

    Kip het meest veelzijdige stukje vlees is fucking hilarious, is there a Dutch writer at dropout? lmao

  • @bigsarge2085
    @bigsarge20856 ай бұрын

    😄

  • @ripdoinksinamish
    @ripdoinksinamish6 ай бұрын

    Hilarious script

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona6 ай бұрын

    This one is a banger among bangers Grant’s delight at Horace Race

  • @Honeneko.
    @Honeneko.6 ай бұрын

    I was trying to figure out what this channel was. New name makes sense to me now.

  • @slevelneves
    @slevelneves6 ай бұрын

    Ally having too many edibles before writing the script?

  • @jadoubleyou
    @jadoubleyou6 ай бұрын

    This script is amazing. I'm ashamed I don't remember half of this material from the first watch on Dropout. Also, first time seeing this after binging Total Forgiveness. When Rekha's segment started I thought "Is that background Grant's flea market setup?" and lo and behold, that's exactly what they reference.

  • @seignee
    @seignee3 ай бұрын

    kellen is uh who's that? he's uh attractive yeah

  • @portalwalker_
    @portalwalker_5 ай бұрын

    Can you please upload the videos in 60FPS. It's really hard to read the subtitles at 30

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