That is a good shirt

@funnyvalentine601

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit big fan of yours

@condor3665

3 жыл бұрын

Are you greg as well?

@dryer1901

3 жыл бұрын

Has a frog on it

@christianbrown2666

3 жыл бұрын

Hey boi :::)))

@Icecastles4000

3 жыл бұрын

🐸

i feel like this weird consistent trope where a ‘nerdy girl can do horrible things but she did no wrong because shes nerdy and the protag, so its okay’ did a lot of weird stuff to a whole generation, esp. when it comes to interacting w/ people on the internet

@hazemhesham6115

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html.

@starsINSPACE

3 жыл бұрын

totally. I think the trope is usually a boy tho.

@parkertheemoskaterdude5522

3 жыл бұрын

These types of movies were one of the sole causes for the "I'm not like other girls" epidemic

@rinrinn2004

3 жыл бұрын

it’s okay you can say sierra burgess is s loser

@Adele-195

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazemhesham6115 jokes on you, I've seen that link so many times that I know not to click it.

Honestly love the message. "Don't feel pressured to do things you don't want to, and also F*** THE MILITARY" great job disney.

@directorforplastic7929

Ай бұрын

Unironically based

As a programmer, I can 100% confirm that we put different liquids to our programs.

@lodestar3984

Жыл бұрын

Same here! I ran out of brave juice last week. Would you happen to have some?

@actofaggression8060

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes, when I feel a little bit fancy myself, I mix Mountain Dew and Monster with my coding.

@WorldWeaver

11 ай бұрын

UM

@maggie3060

8 ай бұрын

Giving the code a drink . As a treat

@TheFreshCabbage

7 ай бұрын

My code personally loves an ounce of AMSOIL Signature Series 100% Synthetic Motor Oil SW-30 every so often

maes dream boy: blond hair and blue eyes the boy she has a crush on: brown hair and brown eyes

@MarlboroManiac

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@mr.randomperson9900

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like hitler

@coolum.5226

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.randomperson9900 THIS! FOR REAL!

@mr.randomperson9900

3 жыл бұрын

I know. It fits the description. Short, rejected by society. Gets a whole group of people to believe in them. Doesn’t have said perfect attributes. Fails in the end resulting in a suicide.

@bezllama3325

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.randomperson9900 Movie was fine in the original german

The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.

@notoriousnosk8876

3 жыл бұрын

oh god

@jjafs1008

3 жыл бұрын

r/hol'up

@imemotionallystable7109

3 жыл бұрын

oh. my. god.

@keiyan5950

3 жыл бұрын

that’s freaky

@mikkuozz

3 жыл бұрын

that’s so scary bye

I love how Mae’s friend says "human boy" like she was gonna describe some dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend fantasy lmao.

@tatertot3305

Жыл бұрын

that was a very oddly specific fantasy description

@gloomiiii

Жыл бұрын

@@tatertot3305 Exactly lmao

@radioactiveratzzz

Жыл бұрын

that’s what I’d do tbh

@ashikjaman1940

11 ай бұрын

That would not be the weirdest things I've seen someone into

@loraelizabeth7580

2 ай бұрын

It took me way too long to read “dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend” because my brain refused to accept it as a sentence🤣 Also I was the 1,000th like😂👍🏼

I feel so dominated by seeing Danny sit in a chair backwards

@hailingfireandash

Жыл бұрын

same tbh

@mammoneymelon

Жыл бұрын

i'm rather intimidated by him personally, it's a bit too dominating for me

@sofiv95

7 ай бұрын

Meowzers

@Kloyster2010

7 ай бұрын

I felt silly

@TRG_R17

2 ай бұрын

Reply 5, is he making you wet 🥵🥵🥵

The characters look like randomly generated sims.

@EmerlynPenn

3 жыл бұрын

honestly lol, what are the two main girls even wearing

@keniyah9482

3 жыл бұрын

@@EmerlynPenn what older people think nerds would wear

@voidstiles431

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that's a bloody good observation. Now that I read this I can't not imagine them as randomly generated character now...

@parkertheemoskaterdude5522

3 жыл бұрын

@@keniyah9482 Honestly? Yeah. It's so entertaining yet painful to see grown adults try to interpret childrem

@bettyloewen3101

3 жыл бұрын

The girl in the thumb nail looks kinda like caretaker Chelsea, william osman’s wife👁👄👁

*And everyone dresses like a GAP commercial* Disney: Oh shit, he's on to us

@jamesdizon5133

3 жыл бұрын

first

@me0w_grav3s

3 жыл бұрын

Love the pfp

@bockandchicken5822

3 жыл бұрын

They just replace the Disney logo with GAP

@gorebunn7

3 жыл бұрын

the pfp is immaculant

@mr.randomperson9900

3 жыл бұрын

Disney: He knows to much

As someone who was in the army the robot wanting to self destruct to not go back makes sense

@idontknoq4813

11 ай бұрын

Also the "protect the free world" like seriously?

Tall, white, blond hair, blue eyes, perfect soldier… I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere

@Pukeprincess

10 ай бұрын

Sounds like an oddly *artistic* idea of a human

@jewel2398

4 ай бұрын

Homelander lol

@wavecopper1

4 ай бұрын

that's the first thing that came into your mind really ​@@jewel2398

@caIyps0

2 ай бұрын

​@@jewel2398 worse😭

@_RedRightHand_

Ай бұрын

​@@jewel2398 The first 3 letters of your name.

This movie feels like the children’s storybook version of a Wattpad story

@veryhot8584

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html.......

@ghiaccio1885

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit your right

@Dak_Artz

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't doubt if this started on a wattpad story

@whereaminoliterallywheream1035

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dak_Artz honestly same

@raidenriot

3 жыл бұрын

I’m tempted to look for something similar now XD

The cursed version of Pinocchio

@gamerokness7870

3 жыл бұрын

Free

@alrightanimations2207

3 жыл бұрын

How does a verified person's comment not have at at least 1k likes

@jamesdizon5133

3 жыл бұрын

@@alrightanimations2207 verified people come in two kinds: 10k subs and 5729857347895734975798347598347598347589347598734958734985734892570348957894157934-58712498569384563849568934569834656239056203478563894056039465298346589234659834659.62756 subs

@ahumanbeing985

3 жыл бұрын

Cow 🐄

@saffp8685

3 жыл бұрын

Walmart pinocchio

Just imagine the robot boy leaving the facility and going up to someone on the street, "Your clothes, give them to me. Now." and instead of trying to stab him they're so impressed by how hunky he is

@audiovisualcringe

Жыл бұрын

“talk to the hand!” _grabs hand_ “N O W”

9:27 the empath juice🥺

@rumpelkatzenn

Жыл бұрын

I need empathy juice tbh, I have apathy 🥲

@crimsonstrykr

Жыл бұрын

Very useful in CIA interrogation black sites

My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.

@whereaminoliterallywheream1035

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@namehere4913

3 жыл бұрын

Sup

@johnjohnfofohniam

3 жыл бұрын

@@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 I don’t know, your bedroom? Your living room? Your dorm? Your workplace? Your school?

@tunafish5462

3 жыл бұрын

As a person in high school I agree. If some girls are fighting over a boy or whatever not 30 people are gonna be there watching and laughing. I remember once 2 guys had a fight at the Christmas party near the food table and half the people were just chilling in the bathroom and the other half was standing there cuz they were trying to get food, like 2 people were actually watching lol. no one cares in real life....

@sanacankindadraw

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE THAT

Yeah, why _would_ a dude ask out anyone else besides his girlfriend to homecoming?

@yoda5436

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz he’s a cooool guy and this is a Disney movie so he’s also just like an awful person until it’s convenient for the plot for him to be good

@nobitanobi3475

3 жыл бұрын

yeah and his girlfriend blames the girl wtf lol

@fernandawritesstories2701

3 жыл бұрын

bruh highschoolers are wilddd

@shahanahsan05

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz he’s a coool jock guy in a Disney movie,what are u three,he doesn’t know how to sit,he’s a lil savage

@kennie39

3 жыл бұрын

his girlfriend of.. 17 days

You know what would make Albert better? If he could turn into an airplane.

@ursidae97

Жыл бұрын

Personally I wish he had a human chin

@BirchMonkey857

3 ай бұрын

Starscream _would_ be a better boyfriend.

6:04 "My boyfriend/girlfriend lives in Alaska" is the "My uncle works for Nintendo" of the high school relationship world

@nataliebilal8133

2 ай бұрын

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Is the school not noticing that they have a “student” that doesn’t even go there?

@kkll1992

3 жыл бұрын

She doesn't even go here!

@ramuneisyummy-6012

3 жыл бұрын

@@kkll1992 💖💖😂😂

@shiannafoxx

3 жыл бұрын

She doesn't even go here 🙄

@AutumnE

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@angelita2213

3 жыл бұрын

Who looks like a 30 year old man

15 years later, Noah Centineo is still playing a high schooler

@doityourselfbombs

3 жыл бұрын

.....fifteeen years?

@slipknotter

3 жыл бұрын

I think the 15 yrs was a joke

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

3 жыл бұрын

The main girls bestie is one of Black Lightening's daughters right?

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

3 жыл бұрын

@semi I knew I recognised her!

@schoolmath1562

3 жыл бұрын

its honestly really scary-

4:09 Ok, are we just going to gloss over this? It's the closest any kids movie has actually come to making a decent insult. Lmao

The terminator but like instead of killing people, he's just a cute boy

@lukaluukaa

5 ай бұрын

hey don’t deny the absolute hunkiness of arnold schwartznegger

@BerserkGoblin

Ай бұрын

Except the Terminator both kills people and is cute

albert literally self destructed after he couldn’t get a smooch. he is down cataclysmically

@cheruwu9659

3 жыл бұрын

Next level incel

@beezerthebee

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, can anyone check out my commentary channel!?

@ImposterTheory

3 жыл бұрын

@@beezerthebee you do know trying to promote yourself makes people not want to watch?

@dwanyewest6575

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImposterTheory You do know people don't just magically run into new channels? Promoting himself is his most viable option until he gets large enough.

@ImposterTheory

3 жыл бұрын

@@dwanyewest6575 why are they promoting by replying to people's comments then. It's just going to annoy whoever they replied to.

Disney high school movies are from another planet. They’re so unrealistic and the dialogue is so cringey and nobody looks their age. I can’t get over the blonde nerd girls outfit, I don’t even know what era of fashion it would fall into, it’s just confusion.

@celestialbunny

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is just so very true and just sums Disney Channel original movies up.

@mamamacaroni1629

3 жыл бұрын

the blonde nerd girls outfit is the fashion era of Disney channel movies trying to convince young girls to wear ugly clothes lol

@mylifeismadness5465

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but i actually really like her dress at the end

@anna_banana414

3 жыл бұрын

a mix of kindergarten teacher, and an off brand harper from wizards of waverly place

@char4177

3 жыл бұрын

wait till you see the outfits from shake it up... they’re indescribably awful

"I think there should be laws around child labor" suddenly is a much more topical and apparently strong stance to take

Timestamps Start: 00:01 Middle 10:12 End 20:25

Tô be fair, that’s probably the movie where Noah Centineo looks the MOST like an actual fucking teenager.

@LarsonProspecting

3 жыл бұрын

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏😊

@Sarah-xs3hq

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this haha

@betsycow2726

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he also looks younger because this movie came out like 5 or 6 years ago

@Rose-hh7mk

3 жыл бұрын

No, the movie where he looks most like a teenager is Turkles

@ktvia

3 жыл бұрын

@@LarsonProspecting no one cares

Why do they have vials of personalities for a heartless machine of war

@shaycorrales7320

3 жыл бұрын

Because Disney

@brkh96

3 жыл бұрын

That comment broke me lmao

@3starsburningbright

3 жыл бұрын

cause its disney. its just disney. what do you expect from them?

@jasoncarter3700

3 жыл бұрын

So when he shoots someone he feels a little bad

@tomorrowssjoe

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes the foot kink vial

10:37 Why would they say that??? Wouldn't that give it away???

@gayjayy

16 күн бұрын

People in Disney movies are actually deaf/hard of hearing when they're not being directly talked to, unless it's relevant to the plot.

the teacher at the beginning genuinely sounded like she was going to have an existential crisis after seeing the two hand in their calculus

That relatable moment when you can’t get a boyfriend so you hack into a secured U.S military system

@kiirezii9544

3 жыл бұрын

happened to me yesterday, shit was crazy

@merryberry6576

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiirezii9544 did yours “self destruct” too?

@Orchidlettux

3 жыл бұрын

Sigh, mine left me :(

@arianacarpenter7321

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh ikr its like they know me😫

@lolaishotasf

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah mine was so goddamn hot the military let me have him forever and they said they can program him to be a real boy instead of some random robot and the whole school still thinks it’s a real person not a robot I made 😎

Wait.. Aren't the other kids a little confused why the nerdy girl's perfect Aryan boyfriend just exploded in front of everyone?

@crumpled9113

3 жыл бұрын

lol kzread.info/dash/bejne/f6uA0bKShNvIado.html

@eastcoastfamily8902

3 жыл бұрын

HEY EVERYONE! We hope you’re having an amazing day and staying safe during this pandemic 🙏🏼 we are a lesbian couple in our twenties who vlog if anyone wants to check out our videos 🏳️‍🌈

@chrisondriamarks7946

3 жыл бұрын

I remember watching the movie and I’m pretty sure the crowd thought it was just a magic trick

@tunafish5462

3 жыл бұрын

*_person goes boom_* Students: "Ahhh nothing to worry about, Just a usual Tuesday at school"

@astrobella4620

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisondriamarks7946 the plot holes I swear

May, being the geek, was actually very well versed in World History and knew the robot would likely be used for American imperial interests and decided he had to be blown up (Albert also knew this because he’s a genius AI)

Anarchists fought and died for Child Labor Laws, weekends off, and paid overtime. You stand with the people Danny. You have my respect.

@olivercharles2930

Жыл бұрын

No they didn't.

@elsie8757

11 ай бұрын

@@olivercharles2930 Yeah pretty sure it was unions that got us those things

@sketcher445

Ай бұрын

@@elsie8757I mean the anarchists did fight and die for it. But the unions actually got shit done

Kid: Dorks *every other kid: Laughs like it’s the funniest joke they ever heard*

@aterriblechannel3761

3 жыл бұрын

*laugh track for 5 years*

@weasalty

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh look, its the dork!" "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIDIEJEJWISIJDJDHFIEIDJXHDJ"

@moved.6963

3 жыл бұрын

In real life: "Dorks!!" "........." ".....huh?"

@toadfukawa5947

3 жыл бұрын

IDK WHY I THOUGHT HE SAID TORQUES

@zestysword

3 жыл бұрын

Legit thought he said torques too

How does Disney Channel always manage to find clothes with the most absurd combination of patterns on it

@shahirasaleem3707

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a talent at this point lmaoo

@kiarabrecht1030

3 жыл бұрын

They get their inspiration drom lularoe

@eastcoastfamily8902

3 жыл бұрын

HEY EVERYONE! We hope you’re having an amazing day and staying safe during this pandemic 🙏🏼 we are a lesbian couple in our twenties who vlog if anyone wants to check out our videos 🏳️‍🌈

@kyliemaysa3240

3 жыл бұрын

ikr even my style when i was 5 was so much better

@tyegordon

3 жыл бұрын

@@eastcoastfamily8902 not trying to be mean but I've seen a few of your comments now and I just wanna say usually that type of self promotion doesn't work and just annoys people. but good luck with the channel!

The history teacher at the school did a great job-one class and this robot realizes how evil the military is

4:24 I thought she was gonna say 17 years bro I'm so dumb 💀

Oh so your building a better boy? I’m already Greg so you can’t curse me with your profanity

@Junior-xi9yb

3 жыл бұрын

Build a better Greg

@piranhaz

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@Angel-kw2ku

3 жыл бұрын

Yes we are perfect

@meretricious.

3 жыл бұрын

greg-ier

@Maukiki

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they should rename it to how to build a better greg

“Maybe her bones are getting squishy” *I LOVE HOW HE KEEPS BRINGING UP THAT JOKE FROM SCALES*

@guacamole-cult

3 жыл бұрын

yES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@max_amillion

3 жыл бұрын

@@guacamole-cult HAHA YESS

@cloudslut7

3 жыл бұрын

Long live the squishy bones jokes

@billiesgirl

3 жыл бұрын

I KNOWWWW

@kellycoms5377

3 жыл бұрын

LOLL

"Maybe her bones are getting squishy..." Best running gag ever. I quote that irl sometimes LOL

15:41 really wondering what "danger" would mean to an US army super soldier boy

“Black sigma is after our boy.” “What’s black sigma?” “Sigma balls.”

@naivenitara

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@blueismylove3128

3 жыл бұрын

I'mma use this one for sure.

@miss_conduct.

3 жыл бұрын

It's about Sigma males. The only type that beats alpha males because sigma males are hot and confident but like they don't care about that, no bid deal. It's a real thing.

@planstain702

3 жыл бұрын

had to do a spit take

@tylernichols5690

3 жыл бұрын

I normally don’t ask for people to come to my channel, but I really think you will like what I post. Check out one of my videos and see if you like them. 🙂 I do comedy!

Maybe the real better boy was the friends we made along the way

@Adeseo

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikokiko6159 that’s frickin dope

@mollyisshort9178

3 жыл бұрын

nah i like this one

@gagne6928

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikokiko6159 Lmaoo

@lanecomartin3644

3 жыл бұрын

preach

@dokidoki_bells

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikokiko6159 :0

i feel very privileged to be called gaby, this one is an absolute icon

..black sigma..? 14:51

The ironic part is that Danny, a 26 year old man, would make a _very_ convincing teenager.

@jeremyud

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'd cast him as the quirky best friend of the lead guy in a teen romcom.

@fandomneutral2823

3 жыл бұрын

he'd be the girls best friend and she realises she's in love with him and not the popular jock

@fart63

3 жыл бұрын

He literally looks 12

@bloodmuzzle

3 жыл бұрын

They don't call him young face for nothing

@norkdash9

3 жыл бұрын

mans 26? Damn

I love how we gloss over the fact that her friend hacked into MILITARY EQUIPMENT and then nothing happens to her

@manuelbello5806

2 жыл бұрын

Actually in the movie the army basically questions her

@hades6354

2 жыл бұрын

@@manuelbello5806 Still little punishment

@cloverharris1530

Жыл бұрын

Just thought about this-

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

@crimsonstrykr

Жыл бұрын

Tbf her dad works for the military - nepotism is a long running tradition in America

I have been called mean names in front of the teacher he did absolutely nothing. It did not surprise me that the math teacher did nothing.

This got me laughing on the floor tho 12:30

So the guy in their calculus class made a calculus pun by calling them “torques” instead of “dorks” and I’m supposed to believe he’s not also a nerd?

@hazemhesham6115

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html..

@salem-01

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that’s how it works.

@greenfood3314

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazemhesham6115 stop

@LarsonProspecting

3 жыл бұрын

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You!!!

@HamzaMKhan-lw3bg

3 жыл бұрын

@@LarsonProspecting nahh man. That's not how your supposed to do this. Try making better content instead of begging for subs. Getting subs like this is dishonest and worthless

seriously? if you were creating a robot boyfriend you could at least make him able to transform into a truck and combine with five other hot boys in a boy band to make a super mecha battle boy

@littlemissfinch

2 жыл бұрын

Sev’ral Times vibes

@ironwraith852

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlemissfinch YES!

@bioniccavewoman2.31million

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck it make it into a mech that converts into a super mega mega boy

@sophs6194

2 жыл бұрын

when your boyfriend can transform into 1D: 😻

@Gdog-hm7or

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds sorta like Voltron lol

The Bruce Willis line made me snort laugh & it hurt 😂

11:10 dam I didn’t know danny was jacked

“imagine making a fake profile for a fake boy 🙄” also danny: makes an entire tiktok persona to promote a tiktok song

@veryhot8584

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html.......

@basementdwellercosplay

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the song wasn't fake

@sarahrothermel4123

3 жыл бұрын

@@basementdwellercosplay changed it!

@squdxde.8656

3 жыл бұрын

Heyy....you stole my pfp !??

@m0bz0mb39

3 жыл бұрын

@@basementdwellercosplay True😂

Did no one notice that Albert never actually enrolled at the school? He just showed up and started going into random classes?

@noahpeters2343

2 жыл бұрын

maybe he hacked into the school system and just sort of? added himself in?

@nitya404

2 жыл бұрын

The principle was eliminated , where else do you think he got the suit from?

@jordantodd1542

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he just brainwashed the faculty

@unicornbarfingrainbows7599

2 жыл бұрын

I never get movies where some random bloke just shows up without explanation and no adult acknowledges it.

@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517

2 жыл бұрын

I legit showed up in the wrong class for at least 30 minutes.

4:40 hahaha

3:54, I know this actress only from Lab Rats so now I feel like she's gonna run away super fast

that does it, if I ever get a boyfriend I'm unironically calling him a "hot burger"

@joshuadyar1233

3 жыл бұрын

hell dump u that week

@e_theonly2758

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuadyar1233 I doubt that and I doubt you’ll even get a significant other with that awful grammar

@th3_rand0m.b0t2

3 жыл бұрын

@@e_theonly2758 I agree with you on the first part but grammar has nothing to do with love or attraction.

@Jetterblu

3 жыл бұрын

I will call my future s/o that

@SallyB_23

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuadyar1233 that will prove to me that he isn’t a real man😎

I like how the movie acts like america would program him to save the world instead of just programing him to destroy iraq or whatever

@Ducksnuget

3 жыл бұрын

Homelander would agree.

@TCraft777

3 жыл бұрын

Haha politics lol

@AnakinSkywalker-mi5cz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ducksnuget eyyyyyy

@iaganfoss

3 жыл бұрын

Yee lol

@johnjuiceshipper4963

3 жыл бұрын

@@TCraft777 you wouldn’t be hearing about US warcrimes as much if the US just stopped doing warcrimes. Little lifehack for ya

he looks like a killjoy with that jacket lmao maybe inspired by the mousekat helmet after "Describe to me your ideal *human* male."

14:20 colleen ballinger

Me not paying attention Danny: “Do you feel dominated right now?” Me: 👁👄👁???

@mishthibhatnagar8050

3 жыл бұрын

my mom came in my room just as he said that fml 👁️👄👁️

@arleendevgun9049

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@canigetahoooyyyaaaaa7319

3 жыл бұрын

👁️👄👁️

@hyu8io207

3 жыл бұрын

Parents always come in the room when weirdly sexual things are said.

@hyu8io207

3 жыл бұрын

@Elijah Centolella It's like their instincts pop out of nowhere.

"Adults look way older" Not everyone looks like they're twelve when they're in their 20's Drew

@cupcakeofdeath8287

3 жыл бұрын

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@Emu19

3 жыл бұрын

This is it. The perfect comment. It's beautiful.

@theskylad4357

3 жыл бұрын

Danny looks 15

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, when I was 14 people thought I was 20.

@yourfacehere_

3 жыл бұрын

As a 12 year old that’s actually in their 20s, I support this comment

When he shows up, Albert has a car and a customized license plate. How the hell did he get a car and a customized license plate in a single night?

I can actually relate to some teachers being mad when you finish early. It's kind of weird because they (some teachers) get madder about it being done early then when the work is late.

@reshiyum

Жыл бұрын

in third grade, i once finished a star test first in my class (think it was in like 5-10 mins) and my teacher got mad and forced me to put my head down for some reason. like sorry i’m being efficient while knowing the material?

@cyberswarm9227

Жыл бұрын

@@reshiyum Yeah, we had a major test and I tuned it in after 5 minutes. She got mad and said to check my work, I said I did. She screamed fine then, I hope you enjoy your grade. I got a 100.

Noah scented mayo is in literally every single Disney movie

@thehowtohouse9259

3 жыл бұрын

Hes aight

@giles7157

3 жыл бұрын

he’s aight

@thehowtohouse9259

3 жыл бұрын

@@giles7157 you mesSed it UP! TRY AGAIN AND DELETE YOUR COMMENT

@viviwexler8937

3 жыл бұрын

Hes aight

@raghdambaideen5199

3 жыл бұрын

Hes aight

This movie can be summarized as “high schoolers waste billions of taxpayer dollars”

@chasejones7008

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if the military can't prohibit 2 high school girls in calculus from not accessing their high tech secret super soldier and not give him enough self-awareness that he might want to self-destruct then maybe it's better they don't control him because seems like there should be more safeguards in place.

@proddavis

3 жыл бұрын

thats a disney movie for ya

@katiecrouch1102

3 жыл бұрын

@@chasejones7008 yeah, only the governments allowed to do that!

@sonicthedastardly174

3 жыл бұрын

They also wasted the entire budget of this movie

@Pringlyman

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a normal Tuesday

anyone notice his license plate says MEOW ZERS lmfaoooo

I love to watch Danny's videos when I'm feeling like shit or am having a hardcore mental crisis (which is like everyday now-), these videos are literally my therapy, thanks Danny 👁👄👁

I love how when describing her perfect boy none of it had to do with the guy she ACTUALLY had a crush on

@ThexDynastxQueen

Жыл бұрын

@Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀

@shockthetoast

Жыл бұрын

That's because she built a *better* boy. The other one probably wouldn't have even self destructed if she refused to kiss him.

@pusheenqueen519

Жыл бұрын

Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.

@mystii8134

Жыл бұрын

I think she started out saying "He's got brown hair" then she got embarrassed and was like "no blonde.. blue eyes. Totes not Jock boy Noah"

@yuki97kira

Жыл бұрын

@Kryptoskillet the character's gf thought he wanted to ask may to homecoming and lock him up in the basement

Why does the entire school care so much about her hypothetical boyfriend

@sekoseko1147

3 жыл бұрын

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@addysaravana3623

3 жыл бұрын

@@sekoseko1147 wtf

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

Right?! 🤣

@prettyrat.

3 жыл бұрын

FR! WHY DO THEY GIVE A FUCK.

did u know albert's license plate when he rolls up says "meow-zers"

Black Sigma? Yeah, that name aged perfectly!

You can’t convince me this script wasn’t a parody that Disney found on like wattpad or something

@mariii2831

3 жыл бұрын

dont do wattpad like that 😭🤣💀

@MsDudette21

3 жыл бұрын

its a g rated weird science

@crackpotmf5374

3 жыл бұрын

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@hohohoooaaa1944

3 жыл бұрын

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@amvdudhaka9838

3 жыл бұрын

1kzread.info/dash/bejne/qIOdo8iKo7quY5M.html

Movie: "He's a hot burger" My Brain: "You're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat Put this record on repeat Listen while you sleep"

@hazemkaram7111

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html......

@royalchen1863

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazemkaram7111 tf

@intruder6628

3 жыл бұрын

@@royalchen1863 I don't know what's in the link, but rule no. 1 of the internet, never click the link.

@victoriaadderhold

3 жыл бұрын

Why have I gotten three links in replies to this comment I’m reporting all of them for spam

@dananabread6632

3 жыл бұрын

YES

“You disrupted class on several occasions, you threw a football at a fellow classmate so hard you gave him internal bleeding” 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I just about shit my pants when you said that and that clip of the football throw popped up 😂🤣

17:02... Oh, well, sh*t.. and here I thought the message was don't go around kissing sentient military robots created in human gunk juice, but I guess to each his/her/their own.

@cessnacitation-x

9 ай бұрын

What do you mean by "/their"?. It's just he/she, there are only two genders, I thought you would've been taught that. It was probably just a typo though.

@silkthecatmoth

Ай бұрын

Honestly, we can just get rid of the gendered part, and it would be the same level of inclusive.

@BerserkGoblin

Ай бұрын

​@@cessnacitation-xOR they could've just said Thier since that word refers to all genders

I’m having a Greg day.

@willreilly7120

3 жыл бұрын

Man I really love your content

@Chaotic_Leafster_

3 жыл бұрын

One topic, I to am having a greg day, because I met you in the comments. Edit: *I have never gotten more then 5 likes before oml-* Edit 2: *Why are people liking @Will Reilly 's comment?*

@Chaotic_Leafster_

3 жыл бұрын

@@willreilly7120 Shut up Edit: i cant count this high 👁️👄👁️

@lunar21moon94

3 жыл бұрын

Hello!!! I love ur content and u always make me smile!!!

@theunknownperson3124

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, one topic

I love how how Gaby said "Describe to me your ideal *human* male." Like she expected Mae to start describing some weird furry fantasy instead of a normal human person

@princerufioh

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you’re right I just realized-

@deaddumplings5565

2 жыл бұрын

They do be freaky sometimes🥲🤚

@hat7475

2 жыл бұрын

@@deaddumplings5565 HHNNNNGGG

@hat7475

2 жыл бұрын

but WHAT THE HECXK BRO IMAGINE HER BEING AWARE HAHAHGHJSA im gonna choke on my rice

@Mr.Capitalism

2 жыл бұрын

We all

I definitely feel dominated, Danny.

I remember watching this when it came out. It was really cool because two movies came out on Disney channel the same day, this and Zapped and I loved both for some reason

Are we ignoring how that chick said “17 whole days”

@jjafs1008

3 жыл бұрын

Still his girlfriend-

@majordonut4022

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjafs1008 yeah but I’m pointing out no fucking wonder she didn’t know

@cheeseck7205

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Disney making fun of themselves to me lol

@jjafs1008

3 жыл бұрын

@@majordonut4022 lmao

@323Neon

3 жыл бұрын

Screw that,what about the fact that the bully in this movie is named Heaven backwards! Neveah!

My boy didnt wanna bomb civilians and so he self destructed I'm proud of him

@AlbinoTuxedo

3 жыл бұрын

Albert would've been a draft dodger if the movie came out in the 60s

@rubyrider7902

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlbinoTuxedo now THAT would be a movie

@manami3164

3 жыл бұрын

Is this heathers?

@brightonhenderson6440

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was gonna say, Mae is an anti-imperialist queen

@someman66

3 жыл бұрын

Literally what

This had a lot of potential to be a psychological thriller if albert's mission was to protect gaby. He could have done some serious damage to people

@jessicaperkins533

4 ай бұрын

Isn’t there a movie about that now with a doll? I think it’s called Megan… did you predict the future?

@queerqueen098

2 ай бұрын

M3gan basically

I find it interesting that a stereotype for popular kids in teen movies is that they don't know how to sit, and it's also a stereotype in memes about bisexual people

“Describe your ideal male human” May: Tall, blond hair, blue eyes... Hitler: Funny you say that

@jamesdizon5133

3 жыл бұрын

first

@dhanashreechaware9568

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh i see

@ninjabunny101

3 жыл бұрын

*oh fuck*

@AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo

3 жыл бұрын

uu

@marisacastaneda3854

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

it’s almost like it’s a requirement for every single disney movie ever to end in a prom or homecoming

@astronikovh

3 жыл бұрын

Is Homecoming the same with Prom?

@camdenewing7501

3 жыл бұрын

@@astronikovh no, they are different dances, and prom is for sophomores and above I believe.

@astronikovh

3 жыл бұрын

@@camdenewing7501 oh thanks

@Pebbles.3

3 жыл бұрын

Fr ;-;

@AirLight1646

3 жыл бұрын

Or Morp

the thing i appreciate about your videos most is that your sponsors are at the END of the video. not the beginning. thank you Danny.

black sigma 🤨🤨

Danny is like a divorced dad who is trying to understand his children but missing the point.

@poorinioo

3 жыл бұрын

Pls Subscribe 🌹

@alec_is_confused

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE?

@pomskol

3 жыл бұрын

@@alec_is_confused wow you're actually confused!

@vixn2385

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my dad told me that tinker bell is a meth addict, now I understand why he told me that.

@lesliepompey3926

3 жыл бұрын

lol

when she was describing the perfect boy as blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall, and strong, I thought "yowzers, some dude in Germany thought the same thing a few years back"

@grebby101

2 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED 💀

@huh1327

2 жыл бұрын

what

@gimoosh4362

2 жыл бұрын

@@huh1327 hitler

@satviksingh1200

Жыл бұрын

Why doesn't it have more likes?

@crimsonstrykr

Жыл бұрын

@@huh1327 Look up Aryan Race, not the Indo-persian linguistic group Aryan, but the idea of Aryan used by Nazi Germany

I like how the original love interest of the guy she tutored just falls off the face of the earth

@deannaward1796

Жыл бұрын

FR BRO

I love seeing these kind of movies, then realizing how interconected all the actors and actresses are, like may's bff if Uma from descendence.

I love how the main character is the most conventionally attractive girl ever but Disney is trying to convince us that she's an unpopular nerd because GLASSES

@hazemhesham6115

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html.

@snakewithapen5489

3 жыл бұрын

God forbid you not be able to see. Ugly asf

@LarsonProspecting

3 жыл бұрын

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏😊

It bothers me that the frogs are alive that they are about to dissect. Were the students supposed to kill the frogs before dissecting them? They don’t do that, they send the dissection material in formaldehyde and vacuum sealed.

@AirLight1646

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god you’re right

@Whatlander

3 жыл бұрын

Hello children, today you will learn how to take a life.

@isabellamontanari5759

3 жыл бұрын

@@Whatlander BAHAHAHAHAHHASHYUSGUYSFGJSV

@funnyteacherman

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason in most school-related tv-shows and movies, they have the frogs be alive. No idea why, but it's suuuuuper common.

@cloudsteele1989

3 жыл бұрын

@@funnyteacherman They don't want to show a box of dead frogs to the children watching the movie. They also don't really have a point for those scenes other than making a person look good, and you can't do that by freeing a bunch of dead frogs.

Something I'd love to see is a documentary about a Greg that has been affected from being greeted on every one of your videos.

This is like if Terminator 2 was rated PG and was written by a Mad Libs for a Disney Channel original movie.