Holy shit a protagonist who actually follows the rules

@rosetanner9817

2 жыл бұрын

Dang! Ikr 🤣😆

@FFlaminscorpion

2 жыл бұрын

"good soldiers follow orders"

@MLarios97

2 жыл бұрын

He's a soldier being a good doggy is literally his job

@kyejt-r

2 жыл бұрын

the protagonist is German, I guess that is what they do.

@justaskinwalkerwithinterne7507

2 жыл бұрын

Follow the rules. Always

The female operative shot him twice and stabbed him, and he just finished his shift? Damn, that’s some hardcore devotion to his job.

@elliotsmith102

2 жыл бұрын

Body armour

@RareBM

2 жыл бұрын

Hy's van Pretoria

@jackdurden466

2 жыл бұрын

@Ban this youtube then, how could he poop?

@MrNote-lz7lh

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackdurden466 From his stab wound. Duh.

@femboyshitposter676

2 жыл бұрын

yeah he survived cause women dont know how to shoot.

This story kinda reads like a video game, multiple different sections with different rules which kind of read like objectives you need to accomplish to proceed

@Mygg_Jeager

2 жыл бұрын

And the magical green haired fairy with spare magazines and batteries... literally just resident evil 4 at that point lol.

@Mygg_Jeager

2 жыл бұрын

It's pretty obvious by the descriptions and name choices of the characters that the writer plays Pay Day 2, Overwatch, and Rainbow 6 Siege.

@lorddelta10

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mygg_Jeager and don't forget, the origin story of the Warmind Rasputin of Destiny

@potatogamer1578

2 жыл бұрын

@@lorddelta10 I fucking knew that sounded familiar

@musictomyears1699

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the part with the girl too giving ammo😂

I'm only 14 minutes in but I'm so happy he is following the rules. Saving me the headaches.

@pnk7677

2 жыл бұрын

I’m 1 min in and I know he will it’s a chekovs gun

As soon as the cerebral cortex program was mentioned I totally assumed they'd download him to it as he was retiring and, you know, he had all this knowledge about the base and its crazy operations. Many creepypastas are predictable so I enjoyed being wrong. Nicely done, anonymous author, and thanks for bringing the story to life Mr Creeps.

@XDTheBestGamer

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that selena would be the downloaded one, bit that was a nice surprise

@ArcanineEspeon

Жыл бұрын

@@XDTheBestGamer So did I. I still found it super predictable because the "I'm three days from retirement" *instantly dies* trope is SUCH a cliche that I literally thought Jason was joking when he first mentioned it.

Man I feel like base security have a tougher time than Jason, imagine having to respond and actually put away all these weird things

Unlike other rule stories, I like how he’s experiencing multiple and only witnessing some rules. Makes it cooler in my opinion.

@michaelsaine

2 ай бұрын

will say, when the truck was menatined, the oh so rear truck, i knew it was coming

>Hummer >Has a coup holder This isn't horror, this is epic fantasy!

He followed the rules to the letter?! How can this be!!?? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!! Also, did the character forget that he was married? He seemed to be building a romance with that Selena lady.

@lyrianmaximus4561

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i wondered that too lol. i think the author slipped up.

@MUSIKisAWSUM

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he forgot he didn’t actually shoot his wife 😂

@Bluepizza1684

Жыл бұрын

i feel like Selena was trying to suduce him, with or without knowing if he was married as the way he says it seamse like he had no interest in her but still has to deal with her anyways

Uninstal life and Hoitler... love it!

This was a really nice story. The rules were still doable and the consequences of failure were not outlandish. Most rule stories be too much and you think there is no way anyone would stay but these were still believable enough. The ending! I think I would have preferred to go to my natural Gracing life.

@ArcanineEspeon

Жыл бұрын

I was with you until the part about natural Gracing life. What?

Pfft that's nothing compared to what I deal with at my job and that's saying alot considering I work at walmart 😂

@shay4068

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@lovealways4435

2 жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏

@jeremydennis6988

2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome

@duncangriffiths7262

2 жыл бұрын

as a walmart employee this man isnt joking, lmao

@babylindz6689

2 жыл бұрын

Instead of ghosts and monsters it’s tweakers and Karens but the rules are basically the same

I've been having withdrawals, aching for a good rules story, and this really hit the spot! I love that it didn't get cut short or end on a cliff hanger. This was very thorough and well written. My biggest issue is with them putting him on an ite unit, with only 3 years experience, and 2 days before retirement (apparently VERY early retirement).

I guess the number one rule Mr Creeps has is making rules videos XD.

@residentJokeBiden

2 жыл бұрын

With bad titles is a must

@Furzkampfbomber

2 жыл бұрын

@@residentJokeBiden I wanted to rule an unruly ruler. Turns out there are rules for it.

@cvsobamacare8949

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHA XDD!!!!! SO FUNNI!!!!!!! 😐

@cozyboi3380

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not complaining

@Warpig_808

2 жыл бұрын

Hummer? Cup holder? Such BS it's laughable.

Around the end when the green hair girl and green eyes is flirting with him and he's not doing anything I was like doesn't he have a wife? I might be crazy but I swore I heard him freaking out around the beginning of the story about shooting his wife that was actually not really his wife?

I watch your videos every night when i go to sleep, i watch nearly every video you upload and AB-SOLU-TALLY LOOOVE the cryptid ones

@devinaisaican2133

2 жыл бұрын

I love the forest ones

@MalcolmR9798

2 жыл бұрын

Me too my favourite are the rules ones though

@aloneportland4560

2 жыл бұрын

Nightly for 8 year plus

@shawncorbett5517

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@colbylandreth8744

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the best one you’ve ever listened to?

This story was a GOOD ride my boi! I kinda felt the ending coming but it all ties together

For me, that was the best rules story ever! Aaaand it was a military rules story! The different scenarios and lists of rules made the story so much more interesting. And, I loved the ending. Maybe there's a part II ??? Thanks Mr Creeps! And kudos to the author for taking a pretty common creepypasta concept and making it a little bit different 😄

@intechio9013

2 жыл бұрын

it was kinda cringey

@colbylandreth8744

2 жыл бұрын

Lovedddd this one

@adub2256

2 жыл бұрын

Do you not understand how weak the story is when it starts with "rules"

@Theluckyduck9

2 жыл бұрын

@@intechio9013 ong

Tune in next week for "There's A Reason For Not Drinking Random Lemonade."

... never seen a cup holder in military "hummer"...

@opha1040

2 жыл бұрын

"German engineering is number one in the world"

That was a fantastic story tonight. I do like military stories. This one was particularly interesting and had a great ending. Thank you. Have a marvelous day 💖🌟

If this is some Destiny fanfic I completely approve

@MrMindflayer

2 жыл бұрын

Personally I'm fine believing this is how the Warmind came to be

Love the payday reference at 32:19. Great story.

@itsjusttom.

Жыл бұрын

Bro was running dodge

@milliongriffin5125

Жыл бұрын

Finnally someone who knows payday reference

Yay, a new rule video! Way to go Mr. Creeps!

Probably one of my favorite stories I’ve ever listened to

Nazis, rasputin.... what's not to love? This story makes me feel so many different ways. It feels like it was a 80s action movie.

Long rules story AND multiple rules? This is awesome!

If Mr creeps didn't narrate these stories I'd probably be working at McDonald's

@rosetanner9817

2 жыл бұрын

Me too ☺️!

@FFlaminscorpion

2 жыл бұрын

i work at mcdonalds please advise

@qpN4SiRqp

2 жыл бұрын

I'm confused how his narrations prevent you from working at McDonald's..like why though ?

@lovealways4435

2 жыл бұрын

@@qpN4SiRqp same lmao I thought they were saying they couldn't get through their current job without him but that doesn't make sense either 😂 or maybe his stories kept them busy throughout school.... so that they could go on to get a degree and better job so they didn't have to work at Mcdonalds? 🤔 Am I anywhere close?!? I NEED ANSWERS NOW 🤣 HAAALP

Love watching your videos during my graveyard shift

Lovely stuff Mr Creeps.

" I Will Give You My All played on the speakers. " Protagonist gets hit with depleted uranium bullet: " AHHHHHH- I NEED A MEDIC BAG! "

I love the stories man I don't know we're you get these cult classic but I'm loving it l, keep up the work because Its a fun one to listen

I like Omega from Star Wars: The Bad Batch

Loving the stories

Loved it!

I love these rules videos!

Feeling like shit and it's only 9.30am :( time to hide in bed with KZread. Cheers for the long video ♡ love the background btw

@lovealways4435

2 жыл бұрын

this is my daily life for the last month and will be for another one lol I am VEEERY pregnant. The past 8 months I have been in my comfy bed snuggled up with Mr. creeps, Natures Temper, lighthouse horror, creepy ghost stories, Romnex, Dark Somnium, and many many more of my favorite channels. I hope you get to feeling better💕 and now you have some more great channel ideas if you don't 😜

@TattooedPink

2 жыл бұрын

@@lovealways4435 aw thanks ♡ haha I listen to most of those! Congrats on preg 😍 I have 3 boys lol but really thank you ♡ you made me smile x

Great job. Thank you 💘.

Yay another video

That was freaking awesome

I must say out of all the people (imposters) that do these kinds of videos, you absolutely do it the best! Love your work keep up the videos my friend.

Excellent, All the pieces are falling into place.

Love these military stories and it does make you wonder how big the omega base is. I like how he followed the rules but would love to see that in a movie or episode of twilight zone or something similar.

This is one hell of a story

I want one where they don’t die and get the happy ending

@rokitap.w1193

2 жыл бұрын

Legit same I was so disapointed with fhe black mirror ending so looking for a creepypasta that dont make me feel sadge

@lovealways4435

2 жыл бұрын

Go listen to "theres an eyeball on my bedroom wall" by Creepy ghost stories 😜 it's a good one with a happy ending lol

@malikwinden2486

2 жыл бұрын

Well shit this was 6 minutes in when I seen this

This man or creature who tells these stories can make an whole real movie

Enjoy your stories so much cheers

🍷Wow that took a lot to keep straight you must have put a lot of work into that one 👏Bravo🍷

Unexpected ending that did not leave me annoyed, frustrated, or disappointed. Well Done! \

I would have been so glad to Retire from that Job I wouldn't know what to do, lol. Excellent Story! 👍

Ok this was geniunely good

“She committed uninstall life” 💀

@musictomyears1699

2 жыл бұрын

👁️👄👁️💀

Bravo sir well done!

This story is just awsome and stupidly funny at the same time

Man, if that was me I'd need a beer too.

aww man, i wanted to see through the Jason and Selena gig till the end! Damn captors..

Great story👍👍

Yayyyy rules stories!!!

I love the ones with rules!

This story had me on edge I absolutely love rule stories but this one just hits the nail on the head I love it. Thanks Mr. creeps! 😁😁😁😁😁 Oh boy the things I’d do to have this job, tbh as psychotic as it sounds, it’s got me wishing and dreaming this kind of work existed. Sounds like something I wouldn’t mind doing the rest of my life!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Gotta love how casual everyone is with these crazy anomalies going on, but at least the protagonist actually followed the damn rules

Haha I would love to know who signed off on the risk assessment for that dumpster fire haha

This one really hurt goddamn. Very very good

Stabbed and shot twice and just casually finishes his shift, and then is somehow completely recovered by the next day lol

I guess they need people to listen to them better

Hello Mr creeps I love your stories ten rules an letter to Satan is my favorite could you make more of them or one from Indiana? Keep making legends bro

@christopherdunn4066

2 жыл бұрын

You do know he does not make these stories (or at least most of them). Most are made by other people and he just reads them out for us.

Phew. That sure did have some twists and turns.

Mr.creeps is always a go too befor going to sleep 💯

@CosmiQuackAlt

Жыл бұрын

you maniac

I really want to see these animated idk why

Here are the rules for all of you who want them :) 1. Do not under any circumstances get out of the hummer EVER (with the exception of rule #5) 2. If the radio in the hummer crackles to life answer it and if you hear anything other than my voice shut it off they are trying to locate you 3. The patrol route is clearly marked with yellow signs if you see any other sign other than yellow stop the hummer and radio the base well come and resolve the issue 4. You'll almost likely encounter an old man stop and ask him what he is doing if he says he is lost point him in the direction of the nearest town (which is 3 clicks do west of here) if he says anything else floor it run him over if you need to 5. If by any point you need to go to the washroom do it in under three minutes because that is the time for them to find you 6. If you encounter another hummer during patrol hail them if they respond continue as usual if not stop the hummer shut off the engine and pray to god they didn't see you 7. If you see anyone on the final 3rd of the patrol take the Glock 19 out of the glove compartment and shoot them no matter who they are if you haven't shot within two minutes of seeing them you're screwed 8. If at any point your hummer breaks down radio the base immediately someone will come pick you up 9. (most important one too) If you return to the base and see yourself waiting in your spot contact security immediately and request you be put into protective custody the guards will understand and they will tell you once they dealt with the situation And lastly be careful out there we have lost two soldiers out there already don't become the third Good Luck - Sgt

Amazing

Hey

@rosetanner9817

2 жыл бұрын

Howdy 🤠

Rules to follow stories from mr.creeps>>>

Awesome story

this could make one hell of a video game 😦

Need more lol

I don't care what anybody else says, I love these rule stories. Well most of them anyway. Some are just garbage but this one was excellent. Mr. Creeps always finds really good ones. And the phrasing and pronunciation of a few words in this story was fantastic! Like "uninstall life" and "Hoytler" were my favs, lol! Very well done Mr. Creeps, keep up the great work.

Love you mr creeps

I think it would be cool if they turned something like this into a game

Having a guy who follows the rules is so refreshing, but it's a little ruined by Jason's predictable fate. The "I'm three days from retirement" *dies* trope is SUCH a cliche that I literally thought Jason was joking when he first mentioned it. As in, I've never heard of it being played straight. I've only heard the Nostalgia Critic say (after a movie clip of a monster eating a police officer or whatever) "Aw man, and wouldn't you know it! That policeman was only two days from retirement! 😆"

This would be an amazing video game

I really like this story

Brules Rules

I would love it more if there was a continuation of this but I don't think there is more

Sounds like he got set up, to be a ghost in the machine.

Did I just listen to Rasputin’s origin story from Destiny? Lol

That’s awesome… .

what the fuck is good with thewoods in every creepy pasta

Rules rules rules!

I like how he probably has immunity to the creatures but the story just ends

ΩωΩmεgα!

"THE BEST OF ME THE BEST OF ME THE BEST OF ME!!!"

Again i love your storys s , you are too funny😘😘😘😘😘💝💝💝💝💝

I love the rule videos

Wonder if i will give you my all original or 2017 edition started playing

Most military units don’t let you do much when you’re a short timer. This unit just ramps up the danger each night.

32:29 I have never heard a sentence that made me thought of both payday and stalker

Gotta love all the rules on base eh?

Very good job, especially considering the incredible amount of content upload. Btw a nice twist at the end. 👍🏻Greetings from Netherland✌🏻

Hey mr. Creeps this is creepy book is here we have a question did the government have anything to do with the end of the story with Jason ending up being having to be the computer system in the for the Army