“I Look Like a Senator’s Nephew” - Andy Haynes - Full Special
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Andy Haynes remembers being broke, discusses “The E! True Hollywood Story” of Heidi Klum and explains why he smokes a lot of weed.
Original airdate: June 14, 2013
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Love that Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets again! It gives really good comedians an extra chance to be seen again.
@sfurules
Жыл бұрын
Just discovered this guy....he's like....deceivingly hilarious? Does that make sense?
@AP-xw5px
Жыл бұрын
@@sfurules yea actually, the way he turned the homeless thing around 😹
@maddiew1978
11 ай бұрын
Comedy Central is uploading old standup sets for the ad revenue because no one watches cable television anymore. I like your spirit, though.
@Itsant33
8 ай бұрын
He did a set for don't tell comedy that's funny af
At first glance I thought he looked like the president on Scandal 😂
@carlottahadnott7876
Жыл бұрын
Yyyyyooooo #aaaaayyyyyy #LETSGO 😂😂😂😂😂
@ashleelarsen5002
Жыл бұрын
21:32
@williamcoppage7847
Жыл бұрын
The character Fitzgerald Grant! That’s gotta be the most Presidential name of all time!
@ascent8487
Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I see it.
He's like a nicer Daniel Tosh, love it
Don't even try it I'm native American and I laughed so hard I almost choked😂🎉😅
As an Austrian I want to clarify that Heidi Klum is from Germany.
I can remember watching this guys stand up years ago about his disfunctionality in relations ships, so it’s pretty cool hearing him now being married. Great set!
@christinegelabert1651
Жыл бұрын
Now...he's got me wondering IF his new wife IS the gf he brought from Seattle OR a new gf he'd met here later on yk?
@margaretcaldwell903
Жыл бұрын
New
@mimio008
Жыл бұрын
His wife is comedian Rosebud Baker
@MikeHatchellComedy
2 ай бұрын
When this originally came out, this was not his current wife. This was that poor lady who died in a tsunami of dicks.
"You get into a hotel and you just wanna try stuff you saw on the internet" *One random girls voice* "YEAH!" 🤣🤣
@Lydynthmn
Ай бұрын
I don't get the joke.
Anyone feel like this is what Dennis Reynolds’s would sound like if he did stand up?
The AA advice at 19:00 is Fucking spot on. I swear, just get a therapist and good medication. Lmao
“Thai food?!” 😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but that line sent me 💀
not sure if dunking on homeless people is the move but hey what do i know? im not a broke 30 year old in new york!
I’d lowkey pay for a video of you and Taylor Tomlinson doing a colab. Love both y’all’s comedy! 😂
@Kerrviii
10 ай бұрын
Just him.
@youlovejenn1
9 ай бұрын
I love this idea!
It's amazing it has already been 10 years since he did this!
It’s rare that I find a comedian that I search for more from! This guys GREAT! 🎉
@bananafriel
11 ай бұрын
same!!!
@greenwoodorganics4681
9 ай бұрын
you'll like Sean Lock in case you haven't heard of him, James Acaster and Phil Wang also have some really smart stuff like this :)
You had me at "a hummer fueled by native American tears" ❤
A lost prince 😂😂😂
@ricardohesse2981
Жыл бұрын
they should make that the title 😅
The mushrooms joke had be dying because when I go camping I feel like I'm one with the tree 🌳
“It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I’m no fortunate son.”
that was really excellent from start to finish!
Weed joke was literally spot on lmao and Can say the same for L$D
Style is definitely unique/refreshing, and for some reason the topics have a Daniel Tosh vibe to them which is also awesome
@Mattfreeman89
Жыл бұрын
Bro is doing his best Daniel tosh. I'm kinda face blind so I had to double check it wasn't him. Not a bad thing, I'm enjoying every second so far. It just feels like maybe he was influenced by him cause their styles are very similar.
Lmao this guy has a very great comedic angle I love it. Need to get on that Europe tour ASAP! WE LOVE THIS KIND OF SHARP HUMOR HERE!
Loved your set. We need more of you
Heidi Klum is not from Austria, she is from Germany.
Why does he remind me so much of Benedict Cumberbatch 😂
@karabobaloyi6877
Жыл бұрын
Me too!!
Watching all this guys videos. He’s so funny!
That gentrification of hell is a great joke! Congrats on the special!
That was awesome dude!! Hope to see more of this guy from now on
This guy has some great timing.
@stoopid_2984
Жыл бұрын
i assume he learned it all from daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, and tony hinchcliffe. which isn’t a knock by any means.
So funny!! (definitely maxed out using the word “like” 😂.. it’s the new “umm”).
I like this guy he has Daniel tosh vibes.
@hieromalo4147
Жыл бұрын
Yes! This needs more likes,yo.
@david33mtrb
Жыл бұрын
Except that Daniel Tosh is actually funny… 🤔
@nickiwelch3805
Жыл бұрын
I think it's his voice... I hear it too 😂
Andy Haynes is one of the best ever to do it.
I didn't realise how long its been since I heard "I hate my partner" comedy until I watched this
@bugsbunny517
Жыл бұрын
They're not together anymore, he's married to someone else now, if that helps
@otherwords1375
Жыл бұрын
Feels dated. This is from 10 years ago, and that sort of humor shows how much time has passed. It's no longer in style.
@nokiahmotorz01
Жыл бұрын
@@otherwords1375 Ah that explains a lot. Thank you
@nokiahmotorz01
Жыл бұрын
@@bugsbunny517 just an observation really but that does provide context
Doing a deep dive on andy, hilarious 😆
Haha. This just got better and better. Nice work!
Wonderfully crafted set. All hail the shrooms.
I'm broke like a branch😂😂😂😂but I got 8th row center stage tickets to see EL DEBARGE 😂😂😂now my ramen noodles are boiling 😂😂😂💋
As a Nigerian I appreciated this joke. 10:45 likely the only one tho I did this much
Oh, Boots is here to make the room smell different....HAHAHAHAHA!!!
There are netflix specials out there that didn't make me laugh as hard as this. Bravo!!
Lmao! Dude REALLY hates being broke! Super funny set but he also sounds like he’s trying to make friends with rich Republicans.😅
@Realizinq
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a libtard type
@alexandrae5346
Жыл бұрын
He's literally a liberal but he generally keeps his political jokes where even idiots who don't like anything intelligent can laugh.
@Junebug787
Жыл бұрын
It ain’t that serious
Thank you
I saw this guy at the comedy cellar at the Rio in Vegas. He was fucking hilarious! Congrats on the special 🙏🏽
@N3ur0m4nc3r
Жыл бұрын
When did you see him? This is from CC Presents: the Half Hour. Season 2 orginally aired 2013.
@misoguapo2946
Жыл бұрын
@@N3ur0m4nc3r I think 2019
@mason96575
Жыл бұрын
I was robbed at gunpoint in Rio 😭
Bro…. I’m literally making magic mushroom mash potatoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOKED UP SOOOO FAST
@ScottyFang
Жыл бұрын
How u holdin out so far bro?
@kevbeer1
Жыл бұрын
haha
@kevbeer1
Жыл бұрын
@@ScottyFang epic
Studies religion hates homeless racist "enviromental conscience" thinks like a senators nephew too.
Im homeless because ny house burned down and the insurance didn't pay out he needs to repent for this act
6:30 bros tryna remake snowpiercer 😂
that model joke 😂
Andy is a real talent, he may be the descendant of a fruity English aristocrat, but he's a real talent.
Oh god, you are a senator's nephew, aren't you?
@JaysMissingKidney
Жыл бұрын
He ended up married to a senator's daughter. They both are not funny and insufferable.
Not BOOTS😂😂😂😂😂
That was banger set for sure
He does look like a Romney descendant.
About the class in trains thing, idk if it existed in other cities but Paris' subway had a class system until like the 70s
Really good set! 👍👍
Love Andy. Unique style. Go veg people.
New York already has girlfriends got me good laughing out loud at work
A hammer & a four loco 😜🤣😂
Great set 💯💯
Looks like he could be Seth Meyers little cousin or something..
This guy has me laughing
@mason96575
Жыл бұрын
I think that's his goal
0:50 I was at a 7-11 and this guy kept coming in and buying $20 scratch-offs and losing. He came back in like three times to buy new ones, each time he kept bitching about how "Biden's taxes" were killing him...
Liked the entire gig. I just wonder why he made Heidi Austrian.. 🤔
10:00 He's making fun of models but he himself looks a like a typical male model that came out of a stock photo! 😂😂😂😂
I finally can't take anymore at the proposal. Urghh
gold
Funny!!!
I seriously thought this was Daniel Tosh for a while, and finally looked down at the video title.
dude this guy is hilarious
Funny stuff. Very funny stuff. But why am I getting American Psycho vibes?
Would have been a very entertaining pastor😂
Enjoyed your video and I gave it a Thumbs Up
Reminds me of Daniel tosh’s stand up style
nephew of a senator, son of glenn howerton
👏👍 loved every joke!
this man is dennis reynolds of new york
😂😮 yep
They give you a hammer and a four locko and turn out the lights that's a free ride
😂😂😂😂😂
Rosebud Baker's husband was so cute
Phenom
He’s good
Funny
that was a great set!!
😂😂😂
He's right you never take sand to the beach.
This was filmed in 2013. I really like Andy, I like his comedy, and I’m a fan of his _current_ wife, Rosebud Baker. He definitely harbors some resentment for whatever poor woman he was married to here, I think plenty of the misogyny in this set can be chalked up to that- which is still not great. I get the sense that he has a lot of anger that he buries, it probably came out when he drank (yikes) and it likely has nowhere else to go otherwise. He seems much happier and more evolved now, but if he doesn’t deal with that misplaced anger (that’s probably just buried under the gleeful self acceptance we get from new love) it’s going to eat him, and whoever is near him, alive. Why can’t I just watch the funny man and not care why he is sad? 🤷🏼♀️
@eskeletoallah8132
Жыл бұрын
Wow way to play comment section psychologist. And what you call misogyny comedians refer to as “jokes”.
@rainbomg
Жыл бұрын
@@eskeletoallah8132 cool comment. Thanks for explaining that for me 😘
@CJ-lr4uq
Жыл бұрын
@@rainbomg You have issues.
@Fuccoffbud
Жыл бұрын
@@CJ-lr4uq major issues
@mechanomics2649
Жыл бұрын
@@eskeletoallah8132 Jokes can be misogynistic, genius.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Ok he was funny fr 😂
Bringing the girlfriend to n y hysterical.
Andy looks like a senetors nephew... In-law.
Killed it 😅
😂😂😂 Fantastic 😂😂😂
Damnnn i didnt want this to end😂😂
This was good
This dude is the friend you would pay so y’all can hangout with just a overall good time killer
Thank you algorithm for this
She'll repay that ring with years of emotional labor, time, psychological resources, and physical health. 🤷
I feel just as sad for him as I find him funny.
@rainbomg
Жыл бұрын
This- I know this is from 2013 and he’s in a new relationship now, and a lot of his bitterness you can see comes from pain, but dang. He’s got some demons he needs to work out. Still, I laughed out loud a lot throughout this set. His new lady, Rosebud Baker, is also a comic and she’s really good, but based on her comedy she’s been with abusive guys in the past. I hope they are both getting the help they need.
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