“I LIVE IN IOWA” - Therapy Gecko

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A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.
Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.
I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.
*TIMECODES*
0:00 - Intro
0:17 - A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.
28:13 - A Five Below cashier about to clock in.
34:35 - A caller trying to navigate the universe.
50:44 - A series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.
01:01:24 - How to call the gecko!
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Пікірлер: 150

  • @KingCzar29
    @KingCzar29Ай бұрын

    Guess this Gecko sheds his skin 🦎

  • @akl4709

    @akl4709

    25 күн бұрын

    Isn't he still wearing a sweater?

  • @pseudovictim
    @pseudovictimАй бұрын

    Laundry day for Gecko

  • @lukeminety6941

    @lukeminety6941

    Ай бұрын

    Too hot to be a furry. Lol

  • @achillespollo

    @achillespollo

    Ай бұрын

    gotta separate the greens from the greens

  • @Maryjolisa

    @Maryjolisa

    Ай бұрын

    Are you new here? Geck does not do laundry

  • @coolhashluke
    @coolhashlukeАй бұрын

    The key is not happiness. Its understanding when your happy and when you're not and accepting both of those truths

  • @SolaceOfTheVoid
    @SolaceOfTheVoidАй бұрын

    Hellos 🎉form Iowa 👋 🥱😂🍵😗💨 waving … from a random cornfield next to a pig farm!!! 😂

  • @liamwren1629

    @liamwren1629

    Ай бұрын

    same!

  • @swell07_
    @swell07_29 күн бұрын

    K's story is sad af, im hope she does keeps going up. grew up near iowa and saw what meth does to people, it is SOOOO messed up her mom was a junkie and her dad was a dealer and im guessing a psycopath. dont feel bad about being 23 and going to school, still young af

  • @destroylonelyxkenkarsonlvu1783
    @destroylonelyxkenkarsonlvu1783Ай бұрын

    Iowa is a really good album

  • @finerdly

    @finerdly

    Ай бұрын

    tru

  • @StygianNightmare

    @StygianNightmare

    Ай бұрын

    It really is

  • @kisame786

    @kisame786

    16 күн бұрын

    Vol 3 subliminal verses is my personal favorite

  • @facebookisnotforever
    @facebookisnotforeverАй бұрын

    Took me 35 min to realize Lyle is naked

  • @arnie0199

    @arnie0199

    Ай бұрын

    Read this comment 35 minutes in lmao

  • @MattyP650

    @MattyP650

    Ай бұрын

    Shaddup

  • @dafnesaenz1617

    @dafnesaenz1617

    Ай бұрын

    Same! Lol

  • @MattBurns10252

    @MattBurns10252

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@MattyP650no u

  • @samwarchive
    @samwarchiveАй бұрын

    I live in Iowa

  • @deathd0ng

    @deathd0ng

    Ай бұрын

    Me too I'm sorry

  • @raphagafloresol7069

    @raphagafloresol7069

    Ай бұрын

    Is that where Slipknots from?

  • @sterrshow5016

    @sterrshow5016

    Ай бұрын

    How do you stay sane

  • @seanpwalker96

    @seanpwalker96

    Ай бұрын

    Yes Lipsnot is from Iwao​@@raphagafloresol7069

  • @Shroomerite98

    @Shroomerite98

    Ай бұрын

    Do u smoke meth lol

  • @PyrrhicPax
    @PyrrhicPaxАй бұрын

    What r u doing in Iowa? "just tryna get out" Lmao CAN RELATE

  • @lazy_lefty

    @lazy_lefty

    Ай бұрын

    Dude same lol

  • @Whatmynameiswhat

    @Whatmynameiswhat

    Ай бұрын

    Iowa is actually really nice. Iowa City and Des Moines are great towns to raise a family, lots to do.

  • @SageLykos
    @SageLykos17 күн бұрын

    Lyle you can't ever stop doing this. You're too good at it and what you're doing is great stuff.

  • @MaestroDelBarro
    @MaestroDelBarroАй бұрын

    Hoping youre getting rest and being gracious with yourself Lyle. I relate alot to your problems and life can really feel like groundhog day, but hearing you speak i just felt like leaving a comment. Wishing you the best.

  • @Whatmynameiswhat
    @WhatmynameiswhatАй бұрын

    Arkansas formally challenged Iowa to methamphetamine duel! I bet we we have more meth 💪

  • @dolenteinferno551
    @dolenteinferno551Ай бұрын

    Hey man I've never called into, but I've listened to every episode that you've ever produced; with the episode of you just putting on the green costume and going on the internet. In my opinion, you should absolutely do the one minute section in the last caller should get 5 minutes

  • @MattyP650
    @MattyP650Ай бұрын

    6:56 always nice when you dig a little deeper, I’m always craving more info and you ask what I’m wondering

  • @luman1109
    @luman1109Ай бұрын

    Lyle looks like a cartoon character when they take of their skin with a zipper

  • @maizymaizy
    @maizymaizyАй бұрын

    Hi everyone else from Iowa, sorry you're also stuck here

  • @Hello_hey

    @Hello_hey

    28 күн бұрын

    Lol I want to visit, let’s make Iowa better!

  • @whereamihelpme

    @whereamihelpme

    25 күн бұрын

    @@Hello_hey i pinky pinky pinky promise you dont want to visit. you do not. do not.

  • @calicofrost8064

    @calicofrost8064

    23 күн бұрын

    hello fellow corn villian

  • @MiddayEnglishman

    @MiddayEnglishman

    21 күн бұрын

    Stuck on an island that’s hard to get off lol go for a walk and tty and get lost (within reason). ((Sorry if you could die from getting lost I forget sometimes I’m surrounded by roads and people, but hiking with no plan in the national parks always fun))

  • @mortenosmann2213
    @mortenosmann2213Ай бұрын

    Seeing Geck shirtless and not either in front of a greenscreen or somewhere outside makes me feel unsetteled

  • @victornonexistant4010
    @victornonexistant4010Ай бұрын

    1 minute segment is a good idea.. could add 30 seconds to the call if it gets interesting lol

  • @finerdly
    @finerdlyАй бұрын

    love the new lizard outfit 😂

  • @marsmellon
    @marsmellonАй бұрын

    I'd say no to one minute calls because there's a lot of value in your advice, and I think a lot of people can benefit from it, even if they didn't get through themselves.

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlinАй бұрын

    Also yes Gecko, please end the stream with one minute calls. The last shroom guy had me cracking up 😂

  • @thomasgreen5929
    @thomasgreen5929Ай бұрын

    Listening to people is powerful, ur actually really fucking cool, i feel like i could share some stories

  • @jimbarbwe1985
    @jimbarbwe1985Ай бұрын

    I feel for the guy with Type 1 diabetes. I am a similar age and also have type 1 diabetes and it is a death sentence, Just a slow death sentence and most of the time it is not a nice "he went in his sleep" death, it is more a stuck in bed pissing blood every failing kinda death, it can also take a lot of work just to manage it, you never get a break from it, everyday it's the first and last thing on your mind and even when you are doing everything correctly it can still go crazy making you ill and leave you feeling horrible.

  • @BoBoSexyVerse

    @BoBoSexyVerse

    Ай бұрын

    Dude I'm a type 1 with gastroparesis and absolutely no help. No friends or family. I'm in the hospital constantly. It's miserable and death is always the first and last thing on my mind and I'm only 25. I have a kid and a wife. Those two are all my joy and they make the suffering bearable but god do I relate. I want to make those around me happy and give everything to them but it's so hard when you can't seem to do it for yourself. People really don't understand either because they can't always see the issues with their eyes. I hope it gets easier.

  • @swell07_

    @swell07_

    29 күн бұрын

    bro is still addicted to chocolate

  • @jimbarbwe1985

    @jimbarbwe1985

    29 күн бұрын

    @swell07_ yea not the best with T1, but it depends on how much he is eating and how controlled his BG is and how much insulin he is taking.

  • @sloweia
    @sloweiaАй бұрын

    1 minute calls are so funny fr

  • @Jay-rt6vm
    @Jay-rt6vmАй бұрын

    I suggest making it a 3-4 min segment instead of 1 so people can share quick stories. Love ya Geck!

  • @Jimjim-r9j
    @Jimjim-r9jАй бұрын

    I saw you at Bonnaroo

  • @jnburdn1083
    @jnburdn1083Ай бұрын

    Love the 1 minutes

  • @ShooterMcNut
    @ShooterMcNutАй бұрын

    For a moment I thought Geck was pulling a Castanza.

  • @paulshelkov7956
    @paulshelkov7956Ай бұрын

    Getting "both", to me, means 1) 100% going for, believing, and doing whatever seems most exciting to me that I can in each moment and 2) being completely not dependant or insistent on the outcome.

  • @sk8ersruletheworld1
    @sk8ersruletheworld1Ай бұрын

    “Omg, have you tried meth?” 😀

  • @raynaanaya1308
    @raynaanaya1308Ай бұрын

    Geck you remind me more and more of dr. Glassman from the good doctor. ❤

  • @dweeb55
    @dweeb55Ай бұрын

    love you geck

  • @Misanthropixxxel
    @MisanthropixxxelАй бұрын

    Hola from Cedar Rapids

  • @azariahbryant3247
    @azariahbryant3247Ай бұрын

    I think we should talk about your shoulders Geck

  • @Worxolas
    @WorxolasАй бұрын

    Didn’t expect to hear someone I know tf

  • @ethanmacroberts2609
    @ethanmacroberts2609Ай бұрын

    Long live Geck

  • @diegodiazdechile9498
    @diegodiazdechile9498Ай бұрын

    Loving the one minute calls man, keep it up!!!

  • @MattyP650

    @MattyP650

    Ай бұрын

    Boooo

  • @eze-takes177
    @eze-takes177Ай бұрын

    When are we gonna get the geck and dr K crossover? Cause that'll be hype

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoomАй бұрын

    That's the most tragic title of any video you've uploaded so far.

  • @khakishark
    @khakisharkАй бұрын

    Ah yes, the rapy gecko

  • @Dreamer_808
    @Dreamer_808Ай бұрын

    Wow I also live in Iowa

  • @gordy4924

    @gordy4924

    Ай бұрын

    Pfp checks out

  • @hunterturner1464
    @hunterturner1464Ай бұрын

    It’s crazy to hear that someone living in fortuna listens to this show. I thought I was the only one

  • @anthonyanderson4039
    @anthonyanderson4039Ай бұрын

    Kyle was the perfect person to take that call lmaooo

  • @Bubblies005
    @Bubblies005Ай бұрын

    Everyday I’m grateful my parents got out of Iowa. Extended family loves living there but it’s not for me.

  • @kipo8454
    @kipo8454Ай бұрын

    Bro she sound like she from davenport

  • @erikaspeck

    @erikaspeck

    Ай бұрын

    Cedar Rapids

  • @BucceesOfficial

    @BucceesOfficial

    Ай бұрын

    dport for sure

  • @Djidgy

    @Djidgy

    Ай бұрын

    Muscatine probably

  • @MattyP650

    @MattyP650

    Ай бұрын

    I love this lil townie reunion for y’all

  • @DavidSchaltenbrand

    @DavidSchaltenbrand

    Ай бұрын

    Methn around

  • @kmmk292929
    @kmmk292929Ай бұрын

    shirtless geck in da house

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlinАй бұрын

    Iowa doesn't seem like a real place, that's just my coastal bias 😂

  • @Hello_hey

    @Hello_hey

    Ай бұрын

    Agreed, stay skeptical! Lol

  • @user-iz4tg4fz8b

    @user-iz4tg4fz8b

    Ай бұрын

    The coast doesn't exist to me either tbh 😂 - A midwesterner

  • @matthewsommerville88

    @matthewsommerville88

    Ай бұрын

    Yea I forget Idaho, the Dakotas, Kansas, Arkansas and many other states exist regularly. It’s just human brains. Not coastal bias. I bet you dorks think of Idaho or Rhode Island more than I ever have. Country also is too big

  • @Ichitogy
    @IchitogyАй бұрын

    I live in iowa

  • @Tbanksss
    @TbanksssАй бұрын

    “Don’t ever depend on a man other than your father” is not “kinda fucked” at ALL that is PHENOMENAL advice. Not even your SOUL MATE, will care about you as much as your father

  • @boogaloo1320

    @boogaloo1320

    Ай бұрын

    Bro her dad was a meth dealer that traveled to cheat and get away from his family 💀 what do you mean?

  • @SQUIDD555
    @SQUIDD555Ай бұрын

    1 minute calls forever

  • @kimlarsson3669
    @kimlarsson3669Ай бұрын

    lyle forever indeed.

  • @bruhhhhh718
    @bruhhhhh718Ай бұрын

    smart girl

  • @iiMEiii
    @iiMEiiiАй бұрын

    I think 1 minute phone calls suck should do at least 2 or 5

  • @allyjay7395
    @allyjay7395Ай бұрын

    I think Lyle needs a break...

  • @OGXStorm
    @OGXStormАй бұрын

    really great episode Dude. I often feel insatiable inside and it hurts man. life sucks but its good at the same time. Glad I was born in a nation thats put together even though it also sucks here, can be backwards some places. at least I have freedom to work hard or not to in this country. instead of another country like India or Mexico where they work very hard and still make shit wages.

  • @harkenbroted5651
    @harkenbroted5651Ай бұрын

    Yes to one minute calls but give them / us warning first

  • @MiddayEnglishman
    @MiddayEnglishman21 күн бұрын

    Is the number functional? I got skype looking at me in the window smiling…

  • @bowedhoney
    @bowedhoneyАй бұрын

    wheres the rest of the outfit?

  • @ionlywantedtocomment3895
    @ionlywantedtocomment3895Ай бұрын

    1 minute calls felt lack they dont feel like conversations

  • @MattyP650

    @MattyP650

    Ай бұрын

    💯

  • @faithcrippen1706
    @faithcrippen1706Ай бұрын

    Hmm.. Keegan Tindall?

  • @devilswasabi244
    @devilswasabi244Ай бұрын

    54:56

  • @drewdurant3835
    @drewdurant3835Ай бұрын

    The girls BF from Iowa didn’t have to take a shit. He just didn’t wanna go bc if you HAVE to shit you will.

  • @MrJoelitow1
    @MrJoelitow1Ай бұрын

    Amo con cojones a la lagartija esta

  • @spicyidiot
    @spicyidiotАй бұрын

    To the girl in the call: I used to live in Iowa. I moved FAR away to Virginia 10 years ago when I was your age, and life has never been better. Iowa is a black hole of misery. You sound like a good kid. Get out while you can! I believe in you!

  • @illsmackudown
    @illsmackudownАй бұрын

    You live in Iowa

  • @kendall3571
    @kendall3571Ай бұрын

    Why does he steamroll so heavy on all his calls

  • @nathangibbs7919
    @nathangibbs7919Ай бұрын

    slipknot reference

  • @Dezemi
    @DezemiАй бұрын

    And that's how they meth

  • @Maryjolisa

    @Maryjolisa

    Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @Ryeistheguy
    @RyeistheguyАй бұрын

    I got some insane fucking content

  • @simplegaming6694
    @simplegaming6694Ай бұрын

    Didn’t like the one minute convos :(

  • @girlien
    @girlienАй бұрын

    life is crazy. life is life. it can't be known without living it. it's different for everyone. it's impossible to truly share. we describe it to each other speculatively. we try to understand it. we think there are right ways to live, right ways to be. there aren't. there are constructs and conventions but they are not intrinsic and they are fragile. this is not bad, but in a way life simply leaves us to be. life is mindlessly indifferent to itself and any experiences of it. any life we don't just fall into will take work to achieve. it can be painful, it can be hard. but that doesn't make it wrong (or right). just some thoughts from a life. notice, reflect on, and embrace all forms of curiosity. let it lead you when you feel stuck. every thought, feeling, image, sound, sensation comes with curiosity. trust it. don't trust anyone or anything that tries to tell you things should be a certain way. embrace change, and expect change to come in some way, despite the particulars of the change being unknowable until were subject to them.

  • @bigboyman-lo2qi
    @bigboyman-lo2qiАй бұрын

    Bro put shirt on!💀 jk

  • @rambeezy
    @rambeezyАй бұрын

    Put the whole outfit on don’t start getting lazy 😠

  • @Krakatoa710

    @Krakatoa710

    Ай бұрын

    Hottest week of the year if he had on that whole outfit the episode would be 5 mins long 🤣

  • @TheMegaGag2
    @TheMegaGag2Ай бұрын

    If I got on for a 1 minute call I'd lose it. Been watching since month 1 but never called in. I'd spend the whole minute trying to guilt Lyle into giving me one more minute

  • @stonedcody
    @stonedcodyАй бұрын

    First

  • @gordy4924
    @gordy4924Ай бұрын

    Shes wrong i live in iowa and tons of people including myself use small amounts of meth every few months just for the fun of it. Our lives are shit but we arent all tweakers thats for sure

  • @Hello_hey
    @Hello_hey28 күн бұрын

    MAKE IOWA GREAT AGAIN!

  • @benjidoesstuff8575
    @benjidoesstuff8575Ай бұрын

    Moan audio when 🤨

  • @isaacnunez7635
    @isaacnunez7635Ай бұрын

    4th

  • @quinnmccauley4232
    @quinnmccauley4232Ай бұрын

    second

  • @sadpapertowel1504
    @sadpapertowel1504Ай бұрын

    Nah the minute segments gay

  • @MattyP650

    @MattyP650

    Ай бұрын

    Yup

  • @yandle121

    @yandle121

    Ай бұрын

    Nah it's sick

  • @yandle121

    @yandle121

    Ай бұрын

    Might be better being 2 mins

  • @seanpwalker96
    @seanpwalker96Ай бұрын

    I'm not from Iowa 💯💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯

  • @metatrongroove2824
    @metatrongroove2824Ай бұрын

    climate change coming for us geck

  • @joejds3
    @joejds3Ай бұрын

    Terrible

  • @MO-ch6ni

    @MO-ch6ni

    Ай бұрын

    Fantastic!

  • @capncook667

    @capncook667

    Ай бұрын

    Duwang

  • @SouthMouth
    @SouthMouth24 күн бұрын

    I live in iowa and have the bulk of my life. Have seen quite a few places and i still love Iowa. Definitly not for people that love huge cities. It's more for people that dislike other people lol

  • @Foxracing218
    @Foxracing218Ай бұрын

    Get your ass up to Minnesota we’d love you and Iowa and Minnesota are very similar Minnesota just bigger and more open you got to drive to get to a name branded store if you move to the north of Minnesota but the nicest people you’ll ever meet is the closest to three border you get 🫶🏻👋

  • @Dustßunny
    @DustßunnyАй бұрын

    "Let's just ride it out meth style" 🤌✨️

  • @Ichitogy
    @IchitogyАй бұрын

    I live in Iowa

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