“I LIVE IN IOWA” - Therapy Gecko
Комедия
A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.
Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.
I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.
*TIMECODES*
0:00 - Intro
0:17 - A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.
28:13 - A Five Below cashier about to clock in.
34:35 - A caller trying to navigate the universe.
50:44 - A series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.
01:01:24 - How to call the gecko!
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Пікірлер: 150
Guess this Gecko sheds his skin 🦎
@akl4709
25 күн бұрын
Isn't he still wearing a sweater?
Laundry day for Gecko
@lukeminety6941
Ай бұрын
Too hot to be a furry. Lol
@achillespollo
Ай бұрын
gotta separate the greens from the greens
@Maryjolisa
Ай бұрын
Are you new here? Geck does not do laundry
The key is not happiness. Its understanding when your happy and when you're not and accepting both of those truths
Hellos 🎉form Iowa 👋 🥱😂🍵😗💨 waving … from a random cornfield next to a pig farm!!! 😂
@liamwren1629
Ай бұрын
same!
K's story is sad af, im hope she does keeps going up. grew up near iowa and saw what meth does to people, it is SOOOO messed up her mom was a junkie and her dad was a dealer and im guessing a psycopath. dont feel bad about being 23 and going to school, still young af
Iowa is a really good album
@finerdly
Ай бұрын
tru
@StygianNightmare
Ай бұрын
It really is
@kisame786
16 күн бұрын
Vol 3 subliminal verses is my personal favorite
Took me 35 min to realize Lyle is naked
@arnie0199
Ай бұрын
Read this comment 35 minutes in lmao
@MattyP650
Ай бұрын
Shaddup
@dafnesaenz1617
Ай бұрын
Same! Lol
@MattBurns10252
Ай бұрын
@@MattyP650no u
I live in Iowa
@deathd0ng
Ай бұрын
Me too I'm sorry
@raphagafloresol7069
Ай бұрын
Is that where Slipknots from?
@sterrshow5016
Ай бұрын
How do you stay sane
@seanpwalker96
Ай бұрын
Yes Lipsnot is from Iwao@@raphagafloresol7069
@Shroomerite98
Ай бұрын
Do u smoke meth lol
What r u doing in Iowa? "just tryna get out" Lmao CAN RELATE
@lazy_lefty
Ай бұрын
Dude same lol
@Whatmynameiswhat
Ай бұрын
Iowa is actually really nice. Iowa City and Des Moines are great towns to raise a family, lots to do.
Lyle you can't ever stop doing this. You're too good at it and what you're doing is great stuff.
Hoping youre getting rest and being gracious with yourself Lyle. I relate alot to your problems and life can really feel like groundhog day, but hearing you speak i just felt like leaving a comment. Wishing you the best.
Arkansas formally challenged Iowa to methamphetamine duel! I bet we we have more meth 💪
Hey man I've never called into, but I've listened to every episode that you've ever produced; with the episode of you just putting on the green costume and going on the internet. In my opinion, you should absolutely do the one minute section in the last caller should get 5 minutes
6:56 always nice when you dig a little deeper, I’m always craving more info and you ask what I’m wondering
Lyle looks like a cartoon character when they take of their skin with a zipper
Hi everyone else from Iowa, sorry you're also stuck here
@Hello_hey
28 күн бұрын
Lol I want to visit, let’s make Iowa better!
@whereamihelpme
25 күн бұрын
@@Hello_hey i pinky pinky pinky promise you dont want to visit. you do not. do not.
@calicofrost8064
23 күн бұрын
hello fellow corn villian
@MiddayEnglishman
21 күн бұрын
Stuck on an island that’s hard to get off lol go for a walk and tty and get lost (within reason). ((Sorry if you could die from getting lost I forget sometimes I’m surrounded by roads and people, but hiking with no plan in the national parks always fun))
Seeing Geck shirtless and not either in front of a greenscreen or somewhere outside makes me feel unsetteled
1 minute segment is a good idea.. could add 30 seconds to the call if it gets interesting lol
love the new lizard outfit 😂
I'd say no to one minute calls because there's a lot of value in your advice, and I think a lot of people can benefit from it, even if they didn't get through themselves.
Also yes Gecko, please end the stream with one minute calls. The last shroom guy had me cracking up 😂
Listening to people is powerful, ur actually really fucking cool, i feel like i could share some stories
I feel for the guy with Type 1 diabetes. I am a similar age and also have type 1 diabetes and it is a death sentence, Just a slow death sentence and most of the time it is not a nice "he went in his sleep" death, it is more a stuck in bed pissing blood every failing kinda death, it can also take a lot of work just to manage it, you never get a break from it, everyday it's the first and last thing on your mind and even when you are doing everything correctly it can still go crazy making you ill and leave you feeling horrible.
@BoBoSexyVerse
Ай бұрын
Dude I'm a type 1 with gastroparesis and absolutely no help. No friends or family. I'm in the hospital constantly. It's miserable and death is always the first and last thing on my mind and I'm only 25. I have a kid and a wife. Those two are all my joy and they make the suffering bearable but god do I relate. I want to make those around me happy and give everything to them but it's so hard when you can't seem to do it for yourself. People really don't understand either because they can't always see the issues with their eyes. I hope it gets easier.
@swell07_
29 күн бұрын
bro is still addicted to chocolate
@jimbarbwe1985
29 күн бұрын
@swell07_ yea not the best with T1, but it depends on how much he is eating and how controlled his BG is and how much insulin he is taking.
1 minute calls are so funny fr
I suggest making it a 3-4 min segment instead of 1 so people can share quick stories. Love ya Geck!
I saw you at Bonnaroo
Love the 1 minutes
For a moment I thought Geck was pulling a Castanza.
Getting "both", to me, means 1) 100% going for, believing, and doing whatever seems most exciting to me that I can in each moment and 2) being completely not dependant or insistent on the outcome.
“Omg, have you tried meth?” 😀
Geck you remind me more and more of dr. Glassman from the good doctor. ❤
love you geck
Hola from Cedar Rapids
I think we should talk about your shoulders Geck
Didn’t expect to hear someone I know tf
Long live Geck
Loving the one minute calls man, keep it up!!!
@MattyP650
Ай бұрын
Boooo
When are we gonna get the geck and dr K crossover? Cause that'll be hype
That's the most tragic title of any video you've uploaded so far.
Ah yes, the rapy gecko
Wow I also live in Iowa
@gordy4924
Ай бұрын
Pfp checks out
It’s crazy to hear that someone living in fortuna listens to this show. I thought I was the only one
Kyle was the perfect person to take that call lmaooo
Everyday I’m grateful my parents got out of Iowa. Extended family loves living there but it’s not for me.
Bro she sound like she from davenport
@erikaspeck
Ай бұрын
Cedar Rapids
@BucceesOfficial
Ай бұрын
dport for sure
@Djidgy
Ай бұрын
Muscatine probably
@MattyP650
Ай бұрын
I love this lil townie reunion for y’all
@DavidSchaltenbrand
Ай бұрын
Methn around
shirtless geck in da house
Iowa doesn't seem like a real place, that's just my coastal bias 😂
@Hello_hey
Ай бұрын
Agreed, stay skeptical! Lol
@user-iz4tg4fz8b
Ай бұрын
The coast doesn't exist to me either tbh 😂 - A midwesterner
@matthewsommerville88
Ай бұрын
Yea I forget Idaho, the Dakotas, Kansas, Arkansas and many other states exist regularly. It’s just human brains. Not coastal bias. I bet you dorks think of Idaho or Rhode Island more than I ever have. Country also is too big
I live in iowa
“Don’t ever depend on a man other than your father” is not “kinda fucked” at ALL that is PHENOMENAL advice. Not even your SOUL MATE, will care about you as much as your father
@boogaloo1320
Ай бұрын
Bro her dad was a meth dealer that traveled to cheat and get away from his family 💀 what do you mean?
1 minute calls forever
lyle forever indeed.
smart girl
I think 1 minute phone calls suck should do at least 2 or 5
I think Lyle needs a break...
really great episode Dude. I often feel insatiable inside and it hurts man. life sucks but its good at the same time. Glad I was born in a nation thats put together even though it also sucks here, can be backwards some places. at least I have freedom to work hard or not to in this country. instead of another country like India or Mexico where they work very hard and still make shit wages.
Yes to one minute calls but give them / us warning first
Is the number functional? I got skype looking at me in the window smiling…
wheres the rest of the outfit?
1 minute calls felt lack they dont feel like conversations
@MattyP650
Ай бұрын
💯
Hmm.. Keegan Tindall?
54:56
The girls BF from Iowa didn’t have to take a shit. He just didn’t wanna go bc if you HAVE to shit you will.
Amo con cojones a la lagartija esta
To the girl in the call: I used to live in Iowa. I moved FAR away to Virginia 10 years ago when I was your age, and life has never been better. Iowa is a black hole of misery. You sound like a good kid. Get out while you can! I believe in you!
You live in Iowa
Why does he steamroll so heavy on all his calls
slipknot reference
And that's how they meth
@Maryjolisa
Ай бұрын
😂
I got some insane fucking content
Didn’t like the one minute convos :(
life is crazy. life is life. it can't be known without living it. it's different for everyone. it's impossible to truly share. we describe it to each other speculatively. we try to understand it. we think there are right ways to live, right ways to be. there aren't. there are constructs and conventions but they are not intrinsic and they are fragile. this is not bad, but in a way life simply leaves us to be. life is mindlessly indifferent to itself and any experiences of it. any life we don't just fall into will take work to achieve. it can be painful, it can be hard. but that doesn't make it wrong (or right). just some thoughts from a life. notice, reflect on, and embrace all forms of curiosity. let it lead you when you feel stuck. every thought, feeling, image, sound, sensation comes with curiosity. trust it. don't trust anyone or anything that tries to tell you things should be a certain way. embrace change, and expect change to come in some way, despite the particulars of the change being unknowable until were subject to them.
Bro put shirt on!💀 jk
Put the whole outfit on don’t start getting lazy 😠
@Krakatoa710
Ай бұрын
Hottest week of the year if he had on that whole outfit the episode would be 5 mins long 🤣
If I got on for a 1 minute call I'd lose it. Been watching since month 1 but never called in. I'd spend the whole minute trying to guilt Lyle into giving me one more minute
First
Shes wrong i live in iowa and tons of people including myself use small amounts of meth every few months just for the fun of it. Our lives are shit but we arent all tweakers thats for sure
MAKE IOWA GREAT AGAIN!
Moan audio when 🤨
4th
second
Nah the minute segments gay
@MattyP650
Ай бұрын
Yup
@yandle121
Ай бұрын
Nah it's sick
@yandle121
Ай бұрын
Might be better being 2 mins
I'm not from Iowa 💯💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯
climate change coming for us geck
Terrible
@MO-ch6ni
Ай бұрын
Fantastic!
@capncook667
Ай бұрын
Duwang
I live in iowa and have the bulk of my life. Have seen quite a few places and i still love Iowa. Definitly not for people that love huge cities. It's more for people that dislike other people lol
Get your ass up to Minnesota we’d love you and Iowa and Minnesota are very similar Minnesota just bigger and more open you got to drive to get to a name branded store if you move to the north of Minnesota but the nicest people you’ll ever meet is the closest to three border you get 🫶🏻👋
"Let's just ride it out meth style" 🤌✨️
I live in Iowa