"I'm on a bad roll" "Keep it up" Amy is a priceless treasure

@PetalBoop

2 жыл бұрын

I think he lived up to that pretty well this time.

@nostalgiagaming560

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User Ah, the bots have come at last. Edit: LMAO it's a troll account. It has one unlisted video, and the channel description is: I hate self promoters. GG my man.

@rat.4783

2 жыл бұрын

@@jwg2665 that's fucked up. these bots need to GO

@lurecy97

2 жыл бұрын

@@jwg2665 putting this for reactions I see

@Milfzwelcome

2 жыл бұрын

Amy is amazing literally I love her 💀💀

*Imagine making a game that dosent get any reviews or plays and the first person to play it is one of the most famous youtubers*

@olleh2162

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@spaceinvadersaw

2 жыл бұрын

@The Lonely Proto Jack who? 😂

@fatassthebig

2 жыл бұрын

@@spaceinvadersaw Jack İngof the famous youtuber

@Noobelix

2 жыл бұрын

@The Lonely Proto jackspecticede

@OKobern

2 жыл бұрын

@@spaceinvadersaw Jack ßėptïçeyè

Mark: "Amy. I'm doing really bad!" Amy: "Keep it up!"

@august2734

Жыл бұрын

That’s true love right there

@syppie6510

6 ай бұрын

Supportive in distress

His descent into madness while playing the puzzle game was way too funny

@ymustitho6343

Жыл бұрын

I literally burst out in mad laughter the steam page came up non-stop to the rage quit 😂😂😂

@ymustitho6343

Жыл бұрын

Oh boy and the sped up time lapse was such a mood

"I'm on a bad roll." "Keep it up." It's good to see a supportive relationship.

@aazhie

2 жыл бұрын

She's a great human being XD

@cava728

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@DaniAzakura

2 жыл бұрын

This made me smile so hard x)

@stratecal796

2 жыл бұрын

Look at the edge on you lad, so on edge that you’re falling.

@bomes2084

2 жыл бұрын

guys which profile of the women above me should i click

I love how when writing his review on Earth Attack Mark was trying not to be harsh and even said he recommended the game bc he didnt want to be that mean

@SeenAGreatLight

Жыл бұрын

I think it was more of a sudden, Caesar-like instinct to bend the world to his will and alter reality with the might of his written word. ...and he probably didn't want to be mean, either. :)

@csmith7404

11 ай бұрын

@@SeenAGreatLightGood point! The world should remake itself as Markiplier desires!

The immediate death after he gets into character talking about his family being in danger is the best thing in my life in this moment.

What Mark said he was after: A Random Game What he was really after: Worst game on Steam part 4

@i.e.benediktazurnieden6475

2 жыл бұрын

Wait there's 3 parts?

@kindereye8683

2 жыл бұрын

Always has been.

@ernestobingayen7999

2 жыл бұрын

@@i.e.benediktazurnieden6475 which is a masterpiece of their own

@jeffthemercenary

2 жыл бұрын

Lol -1 reviews

@somerandomguy4760

2 жыл бұрын

Sanction stfu you don't talk to chica that way!

Mark: I'm on a bad roll Amy: Keep it up! A true power couple

@Pip8448

2 жыл бұрын

lol

14:50... no ones gonna talk about this? That's the most aggressive, unexpected sneeze I've ever heard.

@mEmEzMaN...

Жыл бұрын

You should hear me when I have a surprise sneeze

@icewater6841

Жыл бұрын

@@mEmEzMaN... Then upload a video of you sneezing

@BrandonConey-el6qw

4 ай бұрын

Watch his sneeze in slow motion. its funny the way his headphones wriggled when he aggressively sneezed. lol

Mark: went to school to be an engineer Also Mark: cannot solve a 3x3 sliding puzzle

His last review was funny enough when all you could hear was mark’s keyboard, but the second he started typing “Also my parents got divorced” I CRIED laughing edit: (timestamp) 15:04

@CATOHUNTER007

2 жыл бұрын

What time?

@jaeraalcantara

2 жыл бұрын

@@CATOHUNTER007 15:16

@tiny-angry-chicken

2 жыл бұрын

Same-

@ro88o000o

2 жыл бұрын

Omg did you really CRY

@t.o.h.b8501

2 жыл бұрын

Why tf are there so many bots

“My parents divorced when I was a kid that was pretty hard too I guess” When a puzzle breaks a man 😂

@Plasmicballs

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato

@AloneTraveler444

2 жыл бұрын

In spanish puzzles are called "rompecabezas" being translated as "head breakers" so, quite accurate name if I say so myself

@azaankhan5495

2 жыл бұрын

shit gets personal too quickly

@TsunTzu

2 жыл бұрын

Just laughter slowly transitioning into sobbing.

As a dweeb who loves those little puzzle things, every time you had it lined up where you literally had to click twice and it would go together , I wanted to die.

@inaneinacheve

Жыл бұрын

Is it that easy ? I'm like Mark on this, it's hard !

I find it so wholesome that after playing these games, both of them have seen some purchases and general support by the community. It's really noble for a big KZreadr like Mark to drop the standard of playing a popular game and letting some of the smallest companies / developers get a chance :)

Mark: a very distinguished, intelligent grown man also Mark: gets his ass handed to by a 3x3 puzzle for 4-5 minutes

@lilliepoetz6233

2 жыл бұрын

I translated the seconds to minutes it took him 8 minutes lmaoooo

@Kolroling

2 жыл бұрын

Ao oni

@tohothewriter8002

2 жыл бұрын

300 seconds is 5 minutes. Learn to count to 60 more than once... maybe?

@lilliepoetz6233

2 жыл бұрын

@@tohothewriter8002 bro he showed that he finished it at 489

@lavikmee

2 жыл бұрын

@@tohothewriter8002 it took him 490s dude, which is 8.16mins .... how embarrassing for you...

Apparently since this video was released, the devs of Earth Attack started to actually update their game and it got more positive reviews. Guess Mark alone has the power to save an entire game company.

@babaskarma1981

2 жыл бұрын

its gonna become a great game trust me

@fizzinsoda

2 жыл бұрын

it's just a single guy who does it for fun, it cost 100 dollars (USD) to put a game on steam, so he prob just having fun with it and using pleasure money he saves lol, but it is funny

@woahimgamer6719

2 жыл бұрын

Im so proud to be the second reviewer lmao

@pineappleparty1624

2 жыл бұрын

This builds my confidence as a hobby game developer lol.

@jes3d

2 жыл бұрын

l

14:50 Mark seriously has "dad sneeze". He'd scare away any predator from his kin

@ihatehandles

5 ай бұрын

is that supposed to be an emoji

12:18 Uh, was that the game’s music, or was it edited in? Because the game promised relaxation and that music sounds like you’re being chased by a villain on an endless staircase in a 1920’s silent film

@GloryofGore666

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

Earth Attack having the forced ending of a flood of unavoidable missiles and having the guts to charge $10 for the whole experience might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@JoshuaPWithers

2 жыл бұрын

You can actually shoot but he just didn't know how to

@user-n9990

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaPWithers that almost makes it even better

@capitancuba8962

2 жыл бұрын

Thay have a "Thanks Markiplier sale and update" going on

@yaboishawn5718

2 жыл бұрын

@@capitancuba8962 fr? 😂😂

@fangtastic2033

2 жыл бұрын

@@yaboishawn5718 yep its like $2

The fact that "Earth Attack"'s creator put Mark's "review" under his Steam description and is hosting a "Thank you Markiplier" sale for 80% is AMAZING.

@maartenn2217

2 жыл бұрын

No, it's an attempt to squeeze as much money out of this abomination as possible

@nikkiofthevalley

2 жыл бұрын

@@maartenn2217 ah yes, another example of the Internet turning something nice into something bad....

@theaprilsonlyfool

2 жыл бұрын

@@maartenn2217 you're fun at parties huh

@nikkiofthevalley

2 жыл бұрын

@@maartenn2217If that's true, I'll agree with you, can you give evidence?

@maartenn2217

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikkiofthevalley Just look at all the terrible games they sell for $10.

6:50 Literally every missile within 10 lightyears: "Im about to end this man's whole career"

I love when Mark gets mad he just slowly falls out of frame

Do you think there's anyone out there that was just like "YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!"

@Stradominous

2 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@mrwiseguy7405

2 жыл бұрын

The developers

@nuclearpuddle4664

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrwiseguy7405 damn…beat me to it 👏

@avocodo1238

2 жыл бұрын

Yes absolutely

@Eh-cv5tt

2 жыл бұрын

YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!

I'm just thinking about how much useless "Markiplier rambling" footage Lixian has to go through, and he still manages to turn that footage into something super entertaining with his talent as an editor. Props to him!

@TheReelGame

2 жыл бұрын

Lixian is amazing. 2 other editors worked on this video as well though

@iamthesnakeufearme8965

2 жыл бұрын

I know right. Poor guy 😂

@Quinton_jazzz

2 жыл бұрын

And Amy has to hear it first hand 😂😂👏

@giftedfox4748

2 жыл бұрын

@@Quinton_jazzz Amy is hiding in a corner holding a dart gun just in case Mark breaks the door to attack her with his rambling. Oh you thought old men rambling was the worst you could hear? Mark is on a whole new level has his years of recording himself talk to the walls he has gain more power than anyone in the world could possible gain. This is why he is an SCP and the only way to keep him calm is for people to watch his videos.

@CoreyHart13

2 жыл бұрын

I'd kill myself. He has to be the most annoying KZreadr I've ever come across. It's like a 13yr old found a blank cheque and forced himself on the world. In his defense he's making bank, so being annoying is prob worth it for him lol, I couldn't imagine editing this shit.

I love that he's gonna leave a review.❤ This is why we all live mark lol

the puzzle was in fact very sophisticated and calming

Mark: “I don’t like making choices” A Heist with Markiplier, Don’t Open the Door, and A Date With Markiplier: “It’s true”

@MiningOrik

2 жыл бұрын

And the warfstache automated interview

@payton_bagel8317

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I always wondered why he asked _us_ to decide everything.

@Kitty-fs4zm

2 жыл бұрын

what was dont open the door?

@payton_bagel8317

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kitty-fs4zm Just look it up on Mark’s channel. It was another choose-your-own-adventure. It isn’t much tbh, but you should still check it out

@altsc

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. He makes us make them

Me: _starts watching first Markiplier video in months_ Mark: So our fathers' ballsacks...

@zenthiat2292

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome back xD

@nathanteller9452

2 жыл бұрын

@@zenthiat2292 Thanks lol, I really missed this

@FROST_HUGGER

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... about the ballsacks...

@QueenKristoff

2 жыл бұрын

SAME lol Missed his ole random humor

@leximoll162

2 жыл бұрын

Same tbh

This is the hardest ive laughed at a markiplier video. how have i gone a year without seeing this masterpiece? lixian’s editing is top tier.

*mark explaining how sketchy the website is at first * me: HELL YEA BIG FISH GAMESSSSS

Randomness is really fun. I would love if Mark did a "3 Random Games" series. You'd get a lot of trash, but when that gem pops up, it'll be like, "Whooooa!"

@deshawnclark298

2 жыл бұрын

That's what Dashie does lmao

@bipbipletucha

2 жыл бұрын

I support this

@DenDi823

2 жыл бұрын

@@deshawnclark298 A lot of smaller KZreadrs do it too, notably Kubz Scouts

@AlexHunter2525

2 жыл бұрын

This is a fantastic idea

@casseroleee

2 жыл бұрын

Good idea!

someone has already put over 5 hours into Earth Attack and frankly that is hauntingly beautiful dedication to the bit

@woahimgamer6719

2 жыл бұрын

I can stop whenever i want i swear

@oobalayboobalay423

2 жыл бұрын

lmao someone has 8.5 hours now

@mrsimson3886

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@wasabi9385

2 жыл бұрын

if it was a more stupid game than I am bread, it would move the bar of stupidity a bit more. But it's not, it's the same category where if I played it, I'd say: Wt* am I doing with my life ?!

The best thing about this is the creator is probably some random person who just put their games up not really expecting anyone to play them and then Mark played it and I bet since the video has released there's been hundereds of people just suddenly start flooding in just out of the blue like an entire year after it was made 😂

Mark's hatred of slide puzzles is a big mood. They are the bane of my god dang existence!

“Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was hard I guess” I was CRYING 😂😂

@libitina9519

2 жыл бұрын

so was he when his parents divorced

@graveantelol

2 жыл бұрын

@@libitina9519 Jesus christ dude

@lexison7527

2 жыл бұрын

@@libitina9519 oh flip

@0_sunnyxroblox_047

2 жыл бұрын

Oop- that actually happened

@libitina9519

2 жыл бұрын

@@graveantelol i did not expect my comment to get attention

I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did when Mark started Sophisticated Puzzle, in a long time. Holy hell.

@LittleShayman

2 жыл бұрын

Same! Idk why but it was hilarious

@brieparker7281

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 😂😂

@andreymashunin845

2 жыл бұрын

...and he did promised he would NEVER EVER play rage games...

@Scoldy_

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't sure what to expect seeing this comment before the video, but when I reached that part I absolutely lost it

@ScreamScreened

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scoldy_ It can't be explained, it must be witnessed haha

i actually wouldn't mind you playing shadow wolf mysteries, it's a point and click and it actually looks good, art style wise, seems like it'd be a fun time, who knows, maybe it'll turn out to be a hidden gem of a game.

11:50 so funny i am dying help me

Might I add.. the aggression of that sneeze during the Sophisticated Puzzles was absolutely amazing.

@breadgod3524

2 жыл бұрын

And nesesary to complete the puzzle

@nagisatsukimiya1999

2 жыл бұрын

Add the risk of not completing the puzzle in time by sacrificing the player's dog. Therefore...

Watching mark rage at a simplistic puzzle game that was designed for “relaxation” and “calming the mind” is the definition of entertainment

@TheGary108

2 жыл бұрын

*Getting over it Flashbacks Ensues*

@syafanurulafifah1974

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, im suck at this game too so i understand mark's struggle like ... "AGGHH its suppose to be there not there" and then i rip my hairs off from my scalp 🤣

@katwilliams2950

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGary108 I thought about getting over it when he mentioned falling of the mountain....the rage he had playing that game....I worried about his blood pressure 😅

@stare4539

2 жыл бұрын

Lool

13:41 everything from here onwards HAS ME DYING

3:15 he sounds like Roxy from security breach when she was crying 💀

Mark should keep playing random games that website selects for him. This whole episode is gold.

@XxDiPpInDoTsXx

2 жыл бұрын

Seconded

@ULouOW

2 жыл бұрын

thirded

@RafaelCastroOficial

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with that

@fishboyFishyFins

2 жыл бұрын

Fifthed

@rygyd

2 жыл бұрын

Sixthed

Miracle of Life - Markiplier : " We were all born from a Sack of random" - That will be my answer when a random kid, will ask me how are children are born/made. Bless you God for this.

@jwg2665

2 жыл бұрын

MARKIPLIER'S NIECE FLEW OUT OF THE CAR AND DIED LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣

@spacesheep_

2 жыл бұрын

don't feed the troll

@jkterjters

2 жыл бұрын

I mean TECHNICALLY it’s not that different… you know… s SACK… of random… you know…

@MorphineZ0

2 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth (Btw I'm not trying to mock the comment, it's just... technically the truth)

@Gxylord

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacesheep_ yep! make sure to report and move on

While not what most people would define as a complete game... Earth Attack does have some semblance of a challenge to it's loosely defined structure. The peril and futility of one lone pilot, with no weapons might I add, attempting to save the entirety of Earth from an alien invasion is properly expressed. However, I'm apparently not skilled enough to beat it and the game thought that my measly score wasn't even worthy of writing to memory. Therefore...

I just about keeled over when he started playing the picture puzzle. I just kept laughing progressively harder as he got closer to completing it. When he started writing the review, I lost my mind. I had to keep myself together just to read the damn thing, and as I did it made the laughter worse. A++ content right here!!!

Markiplier: Let's let a random wheel decided what game I should play. *Markiplier's about to make some regretful choices*

@TheJinx64

2 жыл бұрын

Machimist moment

@TheJinx64

2 жыл бұрын

@HyperFragon 25 wtf

@O_XEO

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJinx64 do you mean masochist

@KQJ_Diya007

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@MDG-mykys

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, but where's the hentai?

Imagine not getting one single player to play your game for years and then all the sudden one day you see markiplier playing your game and advertising it on his KZread for millions of people to see

@nicholosmarshall1891

2 жыл бұрын

W

@hardrubbernips_

2 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@bsavenko5393

2 жыл бұрын

@@hardrubbernips_ bro what I didn’t copy anybody’s comment

@hardrubbernips_

2 жыл бұрын

@@bsavenko5393 right

@christianguest63

2 жыл бұрын

@@hardrubbernips_ honestly it's such a basic comment I think multiple people would think to say this on their own not that copying gives or takes away any invisible internet points.

Mark:I dont like making choices Also Mark:processing to make 3 movie with choice for us that lead to different ending of every choices

mark: says he doesnt like making choices also mark: makes multiple yt series/games that rely entirely on choice

I like how the random steam game button was literally just taking him to steams curated advertised games. I know he says it, but it's still funny.

@nyahnyahson523

2 жыл бұрын

Theyr probably do it by user reviews but there's a bunch of terrible games with "100%"

Petition for Mark to start a new series called “3 Random Games”

@thebag2609

2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up!

@lennytheeagle

2 жыл бұрын

Captain sauce moment

@mavendeo

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@yourboyjoshshorts186

2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up as well

@closerdiamond6027

2 жыл бұрын

Like 8 bitryan?

Lixian stole the show on this one. I nearly died laughing. 10/10 would risk peril again.

13:28 Guys, I think hes hates puzzles :0

"Relaxing puzzle game" ... for everyone but Mark.

@jevil5035

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@KuroRyuShiro

2 жыл бұрын

No, I hate those puzzles too

@doctorsno906

2 жыл бұрын

@@KuroRyuShiro Same here

@savagemac6697

2 жыл бұрын

That shit has me rolling 🤣😆😂.

@tunkiyo

2 жыл бұрын

And me I hate those too

Every week is like a geoguesser game to figure out where in the world is Markilplier based off his background

@artisticvixen8988

2 жыл бұрын

He's said in a vid that He's in Texas shooting for heist 2

@SemperFine

2 жыл бұрын

this video was recorded on august 8th.

@venephobia4982

2 жыл бұрын

He’s in hos laundry room I believe

@venephobia4982

2 жыл бұрын

His*

@coreywest9305

2 жыл бұрын

@@artisticvixen8988 my state. Noice

When Mark was playing that puzzle game, it gave me war flashbacks to a similar type of puzzle in LoZ Wind Waker... The pain-

@PrinceLeviathan

2 жыл бұрын

The Oasis Cabana puzzles. Never beat the first one

@lilperson3096

2 жыл бұрын

@@PrinceLeviathan me either, my inner voice is telling me to finish it, but the idea of it triggers me but it won’t let me sleep at night ;-;

I don't watch Markiplier very often, but whenever I come back I find myself laughing hysterically at at least one thing he does lol

as someone who has played those picture puzzles since i was a kid, seeing mark get *so close* to solving it and then going right back to what he had before and doing the same thing over and over and over... was *PAIN*

@suspiciouscommenter5240

2 жыл бұрын

*EYES*

@adamkrause7880

2 жыл бұрын

I was sitting there like “NO GO BACK NoOoOo”

@Tiggodog

2 жыл бұрын

I COULD NOT AGREE MORE

@megasauruss

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder why he struggles with them so much? Even as a child I was an ace at these.

@Chocorade

2 жыл бұрын

SAME! I used to have lots of these puzzles back when I was a kid so I laughed a lot at Mark's pain lol

Could you imagine having zero reviews then randomly your very first one is Markiplier himself

@darky5335

2 жыл бұрын

ascend

@Funni-Archive

2 жыл бұрын

ascend

@kalynmarcus6307

2 жыл бұрын

ascend

@emmc5922

2 жыл бұрын

ascend

@girl5222

2 жыл бұрын

ascend

I just want to take a second to appreciate how much the editing and music make this video comedy gold, especially during the parts where Mark is typing.

Lixian is one of the best editors on KZread no question. This editing was FLAWLESS

Mark: *Doesn't remember the name of one of Lixians games* "BLAST ASS" Lixian: *Suprised that one word is correct* Edit: How did this get over 1k likes? :O

@cava728

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@cava728

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackwrath5111 what the FUCK

@Herb.exe01

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackwrath5111 Chica? Man, why though?

@Ven24503

2 жыл бұрын

@@Herb.exe01 what did that guy said

@cava728

2 жыл бұрын

If anyone was wondering why I said what the fuck it’s because someone said “I can’t wait for markiplers dog to die” So I said “what the fuck”

The editing had been matching Marks complete insanity lately.

@namechanger3889

2 жыл бұрын

Really? Personally, I just don't like some of the editing that's been done

@randomgirl13_855

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, im not even happy about this. The editing has been great the people who say they don't like it can just shut up. Also the disrespect Jack is getting here to can also go away because he doesn't deserve it. Yall stop attacking Mark about the attention he gets for his videos he worked hard to get here and for you to say you get more than him is so dumb. Mark and Jacks communities are great and many people are supportive of them and eachother this just sucks. I didn't write this comment to give these "certain" people attention im just calling them out. I hope people see this and understand what im saying. Have good day/night 🥰👋

@starlight_studios8784

2 жыл бұрын

I think they meant that the editors have been purposfully making the edits to make Mark look more insane

@randomgirl13_855

2 жыл бұрын

@@starlight_studios8784 yeah but some have been saying they don't like it :/ and i mean its fine i didn't mean it to be harsh i was just saying they shouldn't say that because the editors work hard to make it appear that way

@alexsantoro597

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomgirl13_855 it’s feedback and that’s ok. They need to know the likes and dislikes to make improvements

The fact I love those puzzles and could see at least 5 way to complete them before Mark got it made me weirdly proud of myself I'm also pretty sure I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thank you

4:30 made me laugh so hard

Yeah, I’m gonna need a Let’s Play of “Angry Rock”.

@charliescanvas1334

2 жыл бұрын

Heavily agree

@ambersomething1693

2 жыл бұрын

And flappy bee

@6MikeJones9

2 жыл бұрын

While the titles do sounds like they would make for funny content, the state and lack of quality of earth attack makes me think they will also be garbage games not worth the price tag.

"Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was pretty hard too I guess." LMAO understandable have a nice day Mark

@ryleemacdonald863

2 жыл бұрын

same, but also, I am your 90th like

@kendrickbenbow7728

2 жыл бұрын

That part made me laugh so hard

@grudeasnaots210

2 жыл бұрын

@@kendrickbenbow7728 ok?

please make this a series!!! its brilliant and genuinely entertaining.

Mark expressing how the one puzzle type does fit his brain’s work style hits me so hard 😭

"I don't like making choices" People who watched a heist with markiplier: we know.

@DankoHidalgo

2 жыл бұрын

"definetly"

@3173_Delta

2 жыл бұрын

That's the reason the viewer is the one making the choices in it

@Paul20661

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@gabethebomiscool1381

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User also on your other channel it’s literally just illusions

@MomosMong

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User guys this comment is a trap ignore it

This video belongs in a museum

@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869

2 жыл бұрын

So do you

@solartaire

2 жыл бұрын

oh shit it's motherfuckin sneegsnag!!!!

@cross8395

2 жыл бұрын

Hello sneegsnag

@aloesilk142

2 жыл бұрын

yes it does

@reivioli2604

2 жыл бұрын

so true Big man Sneeg

Mark in the Baldi vids: “I hate rng sooo much!” also mark: “i’ve made a video using all rng.”

Earth Attack has a nice variety of projectiles, at least. Most games like that just have basic asteroids, while Earth Attack at least has different projectile types with different damage and trajectory.

Mark making that sophisticated review for Earth Attack makes me want him to play a typing game just to see if he is a typing genius.

@plasmavamp

2 жыл бұрын

he struggled back in the "welcome to the game" series bc he kept goofing the typing hacks lol

@alessm2206

2 жыл бұрын

Nitrotype anyone?

@bird_with_knives

2 жыл бұрын

Would be cool to see that with NovelAI

Why is no one talking about how funny Lixian's edits were as Mark tried to remember the name of his game and also that Mark settled on Blast Ass I was dying

@Aworr

2 жыл бұрын

Cuz I hate most editing that lixian makes and also makes Mark talk randomly to him and not to his audience anymore, its getting better now but in 2020 he spoke mostly to lixian not to us viewers : /

@hue..

2 жыл бұрын

me to

@myrazaar

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aworr You see i on the other Hand love When he's taking to Lixian :D

@skaionex

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aworr boo hoo

@teemstar7799

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aworr no one gaf

This was genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched. If there are angels living among us to bring joy to the world then Mark is one of them.

it kills me how close he gets to winning the 3x3 puzzle and then does one click to scramble it all over again

"I'm trying to get in character here" *Instantly dies*

@volterknight

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, seems pretty accurate

I just want to appreciate that this developer probably paid to get their game on this randomizer, they are called ptw (pay to win), and they managed to get played by Markiplier. Well played.

@internetdoggo4839

2 жыл бұрын

Not "well played" but ridiculously lucky, lol

@q0zm0s75

2 жыл бұрын

Not they arent. You just pay money to get your game there. I dont understand what you are talking about.

@trevorjames5570

2 жыл бұрын

They’re salty that their own crappy game didn’t get chosen

@noahjustnoah6474

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorjames5570 lol true

@OriginalPacoTaco

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist he put 0 effort into making his own extremely simple game and featured it in a video so we’d randomly spend $10 and it actually goes to him

Imagine having mark play as first your first game you have made/published

i forget markiplier can speak in articulated sentences until he writes a steam review and then i remember that he's made a movie and two youtube originals and its like... oh. yeah. he can talk normal. he's not always screamy.

Amy, supportive as always

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan ok but you’re not better than Amy

@friight_

2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan you might be better than mark but you’re not better than amy.

@PureLovable

2 жыл бұрын

@@friight_ how is amy better than mark, am i missing something?

@CrystalRose1111

2 жыл бұрын

@@PureLovable that’s irrelevant, nobody said that They were just replying to the bot

@yishaogu4936

2 жыл бұрын

@@PureLovable amy enables mark, to quote her exact words, that’s why she’s better than mark. This is a joke, I like both of them.

Imagine throwing together a game like "Earth Attack", getting no reviews, and years later getting an e-mail that Markiplier bought it.

@inactive2332

2 жыл бұрын

That would've been an fascinating and rare event to happen in this guy's history.

@shairmaneubaos

2 жыл бұрын

If that was me I would be screaming

@RaeLaBii

2 жыл бұрын

I would immediately panic

@kylesinkovich8332

2 жыл бұрын

Hate to ruin this comment but his name on Steam Isn't Markiplier so you might not even know

@corellioncrusaderproductio4679

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylesinkovich8332 Yeahh, but now that Mark has played it, it's going to get more attention. people could have sent the developer messages through their email, or left comments on the steam post. It doesn't necessarily mean that they would have found out through the steam post.

5:20 same vibes as that “guess who?” meme

watching Mark get raging over game puzzles is hilarious and how I react when I play puzzle games. Especially jigsaw puzzles

Mark : “AMY HEEEELP” Amy: “keep going”

@geekjokes8458

2 жыл бұрын

"youre doing great"

Markiplier: Is a millionaire *sweats profusely over $10 purchase*

@mashmash4597

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, this would probably be us too if we haf that much money and saw a game like that charge a price like THAT 😂😂

@pancakesareawesome3121

2 жыл бұрын

A million bucks aren’t infinite

@wanka8203

2 жыл бұрын

@@pancakesareawesome3121 is not infinite*

@Lord-472

2 жыл бұрын

@@pancakesareawesome3121 Who said he only had 1 million ?

@pancakesareawesome3121

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lord-472 check the comment I replied to

Oh boy watching a random markiplier video of him playing Random games because i couldnt sleep because i cried the whole night is one of the best experiences i had

That end card is fantastic. xD I love slide puzzles, but we're all gifted differently, Mark. Thanks for the laughs. Here's to Heist 2: Electric Boogaloo!

*"Who am I to make an actual decision and think that I'm better than my own Dad's balls?"* ~ Markiplier August, 2021

@RealGameCraft101

2 жыл бұрын

lovely XD

@googleyoflolz9930

2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck

@randomsts176

2 жыл бұрын

August when?

@dedicatedtomars9426

Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna put that on my grave

@cacaandweewhiz

Жыл бұрын

1:24

I love that there is now more reviews... Mark single handedly has woken up this developer from their deep dark slumber and gave them a reason to smile! :)

@judestarbabypup

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I think that was the whole point of this video.

@graciek2685

2 жыл бұрын

The game wasn’t great and looking at their other games, you can see they’re probably just a cash grab company. 10 bucks for garbage?

@jaythememester2002

2 жыл бұрын

@@graciek2685 atleast, they aren't 70 dollars.

The best thing about Markiplier videos is when he sneaks in how goddamn smart he is with all of his two bit words I love it when it just pops up

I love the random Neptune on the shady site, lol

Mark: “I need a website to pick a game for me” us: *begging for more mindscanner*

@derpy2

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Begging for more huniepop 2 because I'm weird

@anzuaoi9691

2 жыл бұрын

@@derpy2 huniepop 2 is problematic so Mark decided not to finish it

@kanikamandal5648

2 жыл бұрын

More The house

@kale1528

2 жыл бұрын

@@anzuaoi9691 oh why

@Eragonnogare

2 жыл бұрын

@@anzuaoi9691 Elaborate?

They updated earth attack! Thanks to Markiplier for being the first person to ever try the game out and provide some feedback! We are working on updates that will include boss battles, more events, and an improved gameplay loop thanks to his suggestions in his video titled "I Let a Sketchy Website Pick a Random Steam Game for Me to Play" so check that out if you're interested to laugh at our mistakes! Hopefully, we can improve Earth Attack to be worthy of his glorious positive review!!

@HellBent_

2 жыл бұрын

@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ Last time I checked you don't battle depression with a longsword Edit: Though after some thought I'd definitely be less depressed if I had a longsword lmao, that'd be sweet

@yagamil46

2 жыл бұрын

@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ I had a LARP long sword i think larp is the right word. Either it was latex silicone or rubber can't remember. But, iirc, it was based on one of the long swords from Lord of the Rings, I gave it to my friend for Christmas. Kinda regret it, but, he enjoyed it more then me lol

@brokenordinance

Жыл бұрын

The fuck happened in this comment section?

@gibbybtw280

Жыл бұрын

@@brokenordinance ikr

@TheSilentHeel

Жыл бұрын

@@brokenordinance Lmao wondering the same thing

I can't stop looking at the huge bike sitting behind him.

I laughed so hard watching him struggle with the puzzle. Holy shit. Thank you. Life has sucked this year and this was fucking helpful.

As someone who's really good at those sliding picture games, seeing Mark recognize how close he was, yet not knowing how to get there, was the funniest stuff I've laughed at in a long time.

@Raych666

2 жыл бұрын

Okay, so I need to know, is there some kind of algorithm? I have the same issue as Mark, it's so frustrating 😑 😫 😅

@wanka8203

2 жыл бұрын

Good for yee

@c.nightwriter1716

2 жыл бұрын

I hate slide puzzles and even if I'm one off, I'll probably screw up and be there for another 10 minutes, so I feel Mark's pain 😂

@king201023

2 жыл бұрын

I know I was crying the whole time 😂😂😂

@justaperson4656

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I'm autistic, so I struggle with spacial awareness and stuff like that, but I used to play these out of spite as a kid, and recognising where he is in solving it was something else