Mussolini is definitely not going to have trouble keeping control of his empire after losing 50 million+ Italians in this war. DEFINITELY NOT.

@LiberRaider

9 ай бұрын

Lol nah. Ez Pz

@yueyu1479

9 ай бұрын

remeber that there was another 5 million died in the soveit union not long before that

@kura7992

9 ай бұрын

Chinese and indian manpower

@muhuashen196

9 ай бұрын

LMAOLMAOLMAO

@MarcoMate87

9 ай бұрын

Of course in this simulation, those 50 million Italians aren't all from the Italian mainland, but from all of the Roman empire; it should not be so difficult to understand.

The Chinese United Front not containing China is the most on-brand thing I've seen

@BigBrotherMateyka

8 ай бұрын

Just like Voltaire’s quip of the Holy Roman Empire.

@negativedumpster9778

7 ай бұрын

Well, it technically _did_ include parts of China, if you count Manchuria.

@sjor_the_viking

7 ай бұрын

correct@@negativedumpster9778

@mishkalisten

7 ай бұрын

Russian divisions probably satilited held the allience

@Chase92488

6 ай бұрын

@@negativedumpster9778 there wasnt even a chinese nation there on the united front's side, it was just occupied by the russians

Italy wasn’t messing around anymore

@The_whales

10 ай бұрын

Mussioni did get his vision of a new Roman Empire

@jeiku5314

10 ай бұрын

Italy wasn’t happy.

@TheNecropolis20

10 ай бұрын

Italy wins WW2 and cold war

@Cussingpenguin

9 ай бұрын

Mussolini, tired of the Italians being painted as cowards due both world wars, decided he had enough and ignited his inner Caesar

@sdfghjkijcyt4486

9 ай бұрын

Mussioni wasn’t messing around 😰😰😰

Ah yes, the valiant Ameriacan-Soviet Alliance of *the Chinese United Front*

@LiberRaider

9 ай бұрын

Lmao. It makes so much sense when u think about it...

@mrrios124

9 ай бұрын

Even without china

@dspserpico

9 ай бұрын

Which never occupied that much of actual China.

@Teddy-rv8iw

5 ай бұрын

The only other way this faction name would make sense is if they were fighting china.

@user-eb9bs2mh5p

4 ай бұрын

dats exactly happening right now, am+rus x chi+eu. ignore names its just rhetorics

I think this is the weirdest and most confusing Hoi4 game I have ever seen

@AntiImperialistGamer

9 ай бұрын

You're new blood then

@fredphilips5320

9 ай бұрын

And it's the best!

@Scarletraven87

7 ай бұрын

the most impressive one for me was one with fortified Poland. It held off Axis and Soviets for years, making the war much harder for *prolonged drum roll* the allies, as the other 2 factions remained in full strenght

@daddy8884

2 ай бұрын

Especially with spain naval invading britain 😭

Real impressed by how long the Soviet AI held out in, essentially, Ragnarok American Civil War totally screwed over the US-Russia-Japan power bloc at the end.

@slakee77

9 ай бұрын

The Soviet Union has recently been fixed, now it holds up pretty well against the Germans and others

@SebHaarfagre

9 ай бұрын

It was a 3 way war, wasn't really surprising. The pocket of Imperium Romanum in inner China/Shun was more impressive. It never fell, despite what must have been a logistical nightmare.

@Helperbot-2000

4 ай бұрын

@@SebHaarfagre that single road must have been built like a fucking fortress

I like the way Madagascar was able to stay neutral the entire time. Lol

@thecatfather857

9 ай бұрын

If pandemics can’t touch Madagascar, neither can a world war.

@FedericoVilla03

6 ай бұрын

The new Switzerland😂

@PlutozReal

5 ай бұрын

Must use the AI from Plague Inc. and Madagascar just closed its ports.

@hedgehog3180

5 ай бұрын

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

@mateuszmateusz9143

3 ай бұрын

thanks to the great rule of King IULIVANUS XIII of the IULIAN dynasty

Wasn't expecting the sort of Spanish Inquisition in the UK

@negativedumpster9778

7 ай бұрын

_Nobody_ expects the sort of Spanish Inquisition in the UK.

@DaDitka

6 ай бұрын

​@@negativedumpster9778Their chief weapon is SURPRISE! Surprise... and FEAR. Fear and surprise... their TWO weapons are fear and surprise, and RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY! Their THREE...

@tommasoleonardi8535

3 ай бұрын

nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

@napster1987

Ай бұрын

Nobody expects the British inquisition neither! It was. XD

“Somehow, the Roman Empire returned and conquered the world.”

@roxtor8473

2 ай бұрын

XD

@MrTypicalPlayer

2 ай бұрын

One could say that all roads lead to Rome.

@Higher-Ground

Ай бұрын

“Whats that noise?” *Distant Deus Vult intensified*

World: wait it's all Italy? Italy: always has been *(aggressive conquering in the background)*

This is literally Mussolini's dream

@LiberRaider

9 ай бұрын

🤣 fr

@localbio

9 ай бұрын

If only it really happened 😔😔😔

@Otryvik

7 ай бұрын

Mussolini 's wet dream*

@davidevalcarenghi8933

7 ай бұрын

​@@localbiomussolini porco a testa in giù, sto godendo ancora

@squallofthedai

6 ай бұрын

@@localbio Ok edgelord

HOI4 is one of the most comical games ever. No realism. Just pure comedy.

@Taschip

9 ай бұрын

Average Paradox game

@Jet-plane

9 ай бұрын

Like italy doing we,k

@dominicomucci3014

9 ай бұрын

​@Taschip to be fair most of them are pretty good. Eu4 is brilliant and ck3 is descent. You can just have an impact and change things which has knock on effects.

@someguycalledcerberus9805

9 ай бұрын

Nah man, this is a documentary.

@yoouu4168

9 ай бұрын

eu4 is just as unrelalistic and comedic most paradox games are arcade games.

My computer laggs in 1945 and you left it running for 48 hours?! My computer would explode after 24 hours

@robbyhoi4

10 ай бұрын

It wasn’t lagging by the end but was getting extremely slow because of the extra tiles and massive amounts of divisions.

@Tomungru

10 ай бұрын

Bro my computer barely runs hoi after 1942

@TheNecropolis20

10 ай бұрын

Italy won ?

@someonethatlikesyou7713

9 ай бұрын

Do you guys run hoi4 after 1939?

@camaradedimi

9 ай бұрын

@@someonethatlikesyou7713 you guys run Hoi4?

Poland, in their anthem, have said "Poland is not yet lost" as we see, it confirms at the end of video.

@WolfyOfHonor

5 ай бұрын

Yeah and its in fucking Lithuania lmao.

@sniperniko

5 ай бұрын

Indeed poland always lose lol

@curemonte8891

5 ай бұрын

@@sniperniko The anthem doesnt say 'Poland is not yet lost" in a form it never loses, it means even if Poland will dissapear from map, ever if something bad will happen, Polish People will always be there and fight for freedom

@mateuszmateusz9143

3 ай бұрын

Polska jeszcze nie zginęła póki ny żyjemy Cóż jak umrzemy to kto wie

@tenjeden_typ

2 ай бұрын

Jeszcze polska nie zginała kiedy my żyjemy

Im really surprised that the soviets held out for that long against like 7 countries

@C3R0_N1L

9 ай бұрын

Knowing how the Soviets were in the 40s and 50s plus how stupid Hitler's disisions during WW2 were, them holding out against the US and Germany doesn't surprise me, from a historical POV.

@someonestupid6385

9 ай бұрын

@@C3R0_N1L yeah but in hoi4 most of the time the soviets cant hold out against germany alone and get steamrolled and here they take on the axis the turks and the americans and survive for very long and not only that THEY ONLY DIED Because they capitulated for some reason while moscow wasant even taken

@tomasgogashvily5350

7 ай бұрын

@@C3R0_N1L What do you mean by Hitler's stupid decisions?

@ZealousWins

7 ай бұрын

​​@@tomasgogashvily5350Well, many of his poor military decisions are spoken about in sources relating to the history of the Third Reich in WWII. There was, scarily, a real chance that the Axis could have won, had it not been for Hitler, probably the most prominent Axis force, making many poor decisions. For example, he dismissed multiple effective military generals, and take direct control over many forces for himself, or otherwise delegate such duties to low-quality leaders. He also decided to have the country invade the Soviet Union, bringing a deadly force to a second front for his Reich. This is especially considering that he did not retreat his forces back home during winter, even when scorched-earth tactics were used by the Soviets to give his forces nothing to use as shelter. Overall, we can be grateful today that Hitler was an irrational idiot in terms of leadership. Had someone else been in his place, there is a real chance that much of Europe could be held in the tight grip of an evil dictatorship led by the Nazis today.

@tomasgogashvily5350

7 ай бұрын

@@ZealousWins The only mistake Hitler made is the adoption of Nazism as a main ideology that caused atrocities all over Europe. When it comes to military decisions, he was actually on point, at least, until total collapse. Blitzkrieg was actually one of the main reforms that the German military had undergone, and it wasn't welcomed by the older hierarchy due to a different concept of war. Operation Case Yellow was a huge success, and the decision was made by Hitler to authorize the operation, even though HQ had a different plan Unrestricted submarine warfare was seen as "cowardly" by the German Navy command, Hitler put a man in charge who concentrated solely on submarines and sunk 3000-5000 ships. At that time, European strategic plans were always based on taking capital as a means of complete victory. When the German army failed to take Moscow, the calls were made by HQ to renew it in 1942. The economic situation and bombings of Romanian oil fields forced Hitler to adopt a fairly new tactic, as taking the capital didn't guarantee strategic victory. Case Blue is the principle of modern warfare today, as destroying the means to conduct war is prioritized today by the US Army. Hitler's decision to hold Stalingrad, despite the possibility of breaking out early, was made due to the Luftwaffe's perceived ability to supply troops with supplies, which turned out to be impossible, so the army surrendered. Operation Citadel was the last attempt at stabilizing the front, or retreat all the way to Dnieper River. Air superiority was one of the most important factors in conducting any land operation, and Hitler heavily invested in creating the Luftwaffe. The Air Force was something new at that time for the German military. German higher hierarchy was conservative on war conduct Failure on all fronts from 1944 was the endpoint for Germany, given the atrocities they committed, they didn't surrender knowing full well the consequences from USSR. Of course, you know the past history, and can judge at decision makings at large, but at that time, the information they had, gave them a different kind of picture. By the way, after Germany invaded Poland, German diplomats called for peace, which was rejected. German goals was Soviet Union, and even UK/France had plans in invading it, by bombing Baku oil fields German economy in 1930s was in shambles, until Hitler came along.

UK: I guess I'm safe from the German Reich. Spain: ¡NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

@Higher-Ground

Ай бұрын

Britain: *Existing peacefully* Spain: “YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD” *Converts to super nationalism and renews it’s subscription to the British rivalry pass*

The italian japan got me 😂

@cerealpipe

9 ай бұрын

finally Super Mario makes more sense than ever

the lore for this game is crazy

I think Turkey joining Italy really changed the situation in Eastern front

That wasn't Italy. That was the glory of Rome itself reborn to take over the world, just as they originally intended.

@Ex-memegodita

9 ай бұрын

Rome wanted to conquer the world a second time, just for sport.

@BlandRoamer

6 ай бұрын

Roma Eterna

@hedgehog3180

5 ай бұрын

And then still getting beaten by some barbarians speaking a Germanic language from the north.

@mirkoclay2357

3 ай бұрын

Rome got beaten by itself

@LoneWolfsLair

2 ай бұрын

@@hedgehog3180no no they conquered Germany this time

It’s cool that Estonia decided to become the 51st state

One of the wildest outcomes ive seen in a while

_Pulls up a map of Australia_ *ITALY*

I see the 3 main factions on the world map and think I accidently clicked a video about 1984

@hansmohammed5486

2 ай бұрын

Yeah hoi4 long games always turn 1984

@jaredjosephsongheng372

6 сағат бұрын

And then you realize wait this is definitely not 1984 after seeing American-Soviet-Japanese alliance of the *CHINESE UNITED FRONT*

I just freaking love how Ireland still managed to became independent despite all the chaos

A US, Russia, Japan chinese united front (without china) vs an Italian, Spanish, Turkish roman faction. Not the ending I was expecting also the Roman faction pulling off that twist ending was pretty crazy

Ah yes, I remember Spanish and Italian troops coming in Kyiv

@tylerfoley6644

9 ай бұрын

Kiev

@MinorLife10

9 ай бұрын

@@tylerfoley6644 who asked?

@easytiger6570

9 ай бұрын

Italians did participate in Barbarossa, not in Kyiv, but a bit to the south

@asdfomfglol

2 ай бұрын

Kyiv. Let them rename their fucking capital.

As an Italian, I have to say I appreciated it.

@napster1987

Ай бұрын

Nationalists are coming again 🤮

Love how the US is like let’s take this strategic piece of frozen wasteland in Russia!

00:02 Italia was like: whut.. Germany wants to annex Austria? NOPE 🤣🤣

south america in the 48 hour timelapse: *its our time boys! we get to be relevant to the plot!* south america by the end of the timelapse: *don't mind me, just going back to the old same...* guess mussolini realy did had that latin block spirit in his blood, so he allowed all south america nations to exist instead of annexing.

Lscary timeline, Mussolini really wanted New Rome I guess, cant believe they beat the Germans

I like how Poland, even if it was with any side in all history, always loses and then appears out of nowhere. I wonder how many lives they have left

Roma aeterna!

@LiberRaider

9 ай бұрын

Aeterna Vitrix!

@napster1987

Ай бұрын

Nationalists are coming 😓

Would love to see a round 2 of this. The war aggression from Expert AI and really throw wrenches into these games.

I thought Italy was done for when it invaded Germany during the attrition of Barbarossa. The cheek war in the US was it’s only saving grace.

The A.I in this game is so goofy

This fast it looks like Ant colonies fighting a war :D

Finally found. Timeline that musollini have brain💀

poland survived, im proud ❤

The longer it goes on, the more cursed it becomes.

That random Poland popping up in the middle of ragnarok made my day

My favourite part of this is that the whole world is a total mess, except for South America which came through the conquest of the entire world by Mussolini with minimal changes

@galerinha

3 ай бұрын

South Americans: dont mind us, just keep going.

"Mussolini: "I only need a few tens of millions dead to sit at the peace conference as a man who has fought."

This was like watching that time lapse video of maggots devouring a dead fox.

I expected anyone but Italy taking over the world

Italy naturally constantly switching sides until it got the foot up it needed.

Somehow, Roman Empire returned

NAW Italy had enough of people criticising it being useless and now literally starts demolishing German drip and Soviet victorious morales and infinite manpower and china’s meat shield

“hoi4 is realistic!” also hoi4:

how the hell did italy get so much manpower

@stepal6958

9 ай бұрын

You can get some pretty big buffs to non-core manpower from focuses.

@Ex-memegodita

9 ай бұрын

Italy is like the protagonist of an anime, he almost loses, but then he remembers what he's fighting for and he becomes even stronger and destroys everything and kills Obama's kids.

@someguycalledcerberus9805

9 ай бұрын

Forming Imperium Romanum gives you cores on much of Europe, so you get a ton of manpower. It's absolutely game-breaking, except the requirements to form it mean that by the time you do the game is already over so it doesn't impact balance in normal games.

@jaredjosephsongheng372

6 сағат бұрын

Imperium Romanum is stupid good.

Thank you for showing South America. It was really interesting seeing all the changes there

HOW MANY DIVISIONS did Spain spawn???

@M7md_1214

9 ай бұрын

Good question

@thorthegodofthunder9150

9 ай бұрын

All of them.

@Ex-memegodita

9 ай бұрын

Spain carried

@reinodeforaminia8322

9 ай бұрын

Yes

@rbxless

9 ай бұрын

at least three

During the video, the loud metal clangs in the music occur every 5 seconds, so if you skip the video on pc by 5 seconds right when the clang hits, you will get a nice anvil banging sensation in your ears

As a spaniard im totally ok with the way it went haha

This could've been Benitto's save file, if it weren't for those pesky Greeek shepherds and grandmas

first time in the entire history when italians didn't screw up everything

Mussolini when Hitler doesnt accept his request to join Axis: 8:49

After some satisfaction when ants ate Switzerland and fascination that Poland reborn like phoenix over the finale of last Chinese holdout in northern South America, camera moves over Italian State of East Africa and end credits roll in. Super funny. 😂

I enjoy that the axis power took Quebec, out of pure french-hatred vindictiveness.

“Italian Japan” is so cursed

Why are all of these absentee timelapses more interesting than my actual games

Italian Japan: impossibru! That’s ah spicy meatball-ah! 👌

@alexandros1948

2 ай бұрын

😄😄😄😄😄

whats the name of the mod that lets you see all individual division tags (squares) like shown in the video?

@tsunami870

9 ай бұрын

Spectator mode?

@ItzMeChicken

9 ай бұрын

forgot

Italy is the best, Mussolini's dream was this, and many Italians are hoping for a third world war in order to take advantage of the situation and make it real 🇮🇹🇮🇹🦅🦅🦅🦅

@priuskiller

9 ай бұрын

They don't need to conquer the world with their military when they already did that with food.

@jp_white7455

9 ай бұрын

@@priuskiller ahahah yeah

@idk-cj8mn

9 ай бұрын

W 🇮🇹

@tiefseehase9503

9 ай бұрын

@@priuskiller And then people put pineapple on the pizza 💀

You could've atleast put the date so we could keep track of how many years the game went....

As an italian, thanks HOI4 for overestimate us so much, we appreciate.

Mussolini: Hey Hitler.. Nice Reich you have there.. I think I'll take it.

Madagascar just sitting there neutral at the end

italy being competent for 9:38 minutes straight

nothing worse than being in a 3 way competition and being in second place and having the first place guy dunk on you while the third place guy just kicks rocks waiting for you to get wiped out instead of helping only to get steamrolled after youre dead

Italian Japan? I have to try that food!

@paolomangiafico8839

7 ай бұрын

Shizza💀

As Italian, that was more than I have always dreamt for

When you turn historical off:

Meanwhile Madagascar: quietly enjoys seafood and entertainment.

wtf chinese united fronts is led by usa?

@sinnyus

10 ай бұрын

the usa joined the faction china fell so usa became the leader

@MinorLife10

10 ай бұрын

​@sinnyus China didn't necessarily have to fall for this to happen. Other country becomes the faction leader if it is stronger

@sinnyus

10 ай бұрын

@@MinorLife10 never seen that happen only when the country falls or whatever 🤷

@MinorLife10

10 ай бұрын

@sinnyus well, I dunno. When I played the UK in By Blood Alone, there was an alert that France might overtake the leader position

@sinnyus

10 ай бұрын

@@MinorLife10 oh i dont have any dlcs bc im poor ☠️

I leave HOI4 running for 72 hrs plus easily to get to 1948-50 but that’s because I play on an ancient laptop

World would be a smoking crater after that catastrophic war

rare footage of italy actually doing something in hoi4

On the bright side, with most of the world now eating Italian and Spanish food the future is looking good.

the trains were running ahead of time

nobody is mentioning it but the final frame of a nearly-unchanged south america is so funny to me

pretty based ending. Vincere!

meanwhile Ireland just chilling

Time traveler: Oh, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I take a small coffee cup to remember my time here. The timeline: *THE UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS HAS FALLEN TO THE UNITED FORCES OF THE THIRD REICH AND THE UNITED STATES AFTER 30 MILLION BRAVE SOLDIERS GAVE THEIR LIVES*

ITALIAN JAPAN READY UP, WE'RE SERVING RAMEN CARBONARA

I never thought i would see the chinese united front facing the roman empire over who controlls canada. In a ww2 game.

The best timeline

I like how the US returned to completely normal at the end.

I didn't see anyone doing this before

Love the way Nepal has its own identity at the end

imagine doing an endsieg for the last russian state that was in the united chinese front (russian empire I think).

howd you get the single color contrys? ive wanted to know for a while cause it looks good.

Pizza ending

It seems the glory of Rome is truly eternal

Bro there is absolutely no way that Hitler would allow Mussolini to take Austria, not even CLOSE.

how do u have that kind of settings or smth?, the one where ur units/divisions are small countryballs and shits

This is beyond unrealistic, only because mussolini won more than 0 battles lmao

Turkey was so chill for a minute

The world could not withstand the might of Italy's tankettes.