I beat the scenario that shouldn't be won! Battle of Seelow Heights

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  • @Bitt3rSteel
    @Bitt3rSteel5 ай бұрын

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  • @qwertycantangle

    @qwertycantangle

    5 ай бұрын

    wasn't war thunder always free?

  • @artin4576

    @artin4576

    5 ай бұрын

    Yes

  • @Ozan-qr7hu

    @Ozan-qr7hu

    5 ай бұрын

    @@qwertycantangle Oof, you gottem

  • @RNKel1

    @RNKel1

    5 ай бұрын

    @@qwertycantanglebut still a good sponsor, better than raid shadow legends

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    @@qwertycantangle EXPOSED

  • @james2529
    @james25295 ай бұрын

    'This disaster save has been sent in by AustrianPainter1889. He says everything was going great until Paulus betrayed him in Stalingrad and Steiner didn't counterattack with his divisons. Right, lets see what we can do.'

  • @cantmakeagoodname1

    @cantmakeagoodname1

    5 ай бұрын

    LMAO

  • @user-tk7hv9nf8h

    @user-tk7hv9nf8h

    5 ай бұрын

    This is great

  • @sarmeister1699

    @sarmeister1699

    5 ай бұрын

    YO That user name XD I didn't even realize it till I took another look at it

  • @hrogarfyrninga3238

    @hrogarfyrninga3238

    5 ай бұрын

    This is the comment I was looking for!

  • @kylefitz.2639

    @kylefitz.2639

    5 ай бұрын

    "I CAN'T MOVE MY FUCKING UNITS!" -Hitler, probably

  • @Salkinator
    @Salkinator5 ай бұрын

    Just imagine French people seeing the Germans again after 4 years…

  • @mah2418

    @mah2418

    5 ай бұрын

    There is nothing they can do!

  • @joosepher9435

    @joosepher9435

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mah2418 napoleon

  • @spacenoob10

    @spacenoob10

    5 ай бұрын

    I think they’d be more confused bout the war still going

  • @GrasshopperKelly

    @GrasshopperKelly

    5 ай бұрын

    I'd imagine the French would be feeling *REALLY* f***ing pissed off with the Americans. Especially after de Gaulle had to *BEG* the Americans to follow him to Paris, or else his Free French unit would be on strike. The French would be looking for someone to blame. The communist French would place some blame on de Gaulle. Some might blame the Spanish. After the Spanish said "We're declaring war on Germany... after all the work has been done..." The Dutch would *ABSOLUTELY* be *SUPER* pissed the Yanks nuked Amsterdam for nothing xD Most of the Nazi sympathisers in Paris were executed within a few weeks of liberating Paris. Hundreds of thousands almost immediately joined to follow de Gaulle after Paris was liberated. The French population would be Women, Children and the remainder to men would couldn't or didn't fight, a f*** load of prisoners the Germans didn't execute and the remainder of Nazi sympathisers the French didn't execute or the new sympathisers. Until D-day, the Germans saw Paris and France as a holiday destination. Especially the men on the Eastern front when they were on leave.

  • @kristobozhinov_

    @kristobozhinov_

    5 ай бұрын

    **INSERT "AMOUR PLASTIQUE"**

  • @yanz2759
    @yanz27595 ай бұрын

    This is how Hitler thought Steiner's counter attack would go.

  • @Cabooseforprez2012

    @Cabooseforprez2012

    5 ай бұрын

    He was betting on the power of his magic pencil

  • @Mayflower-Yev

    @Mayflower-Yev

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Cabooseforprez2012The Power of Friendship!

  • @amanhasnousername1614

    @amanhasnousername1614

    5 ай бұрын

    Unfortunately, you cannot restart real life to try again lol.

  • @datboib3432

    @datboib3432

    3 ай бұрын

    @@amanhasnousername1614fortunately

  • @Samuel-jn2oc

    @Samuel-jn2oc

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@Cabooseforprez2012unfortunately,fegelein countered that spell. Gunsche didn't inform the failhure in time

  • @TMG-Germany
    @TMG-Germany5 ай бұрын

    I imagine how this would have been explained in RL: "Well, we were at the gates of Berlin. And now we are back where we started".

  • @snekksuperior

    @snekksuperior

    5 ай бұрын

    RL? edit: I was confused because people say "irl" and not "in RL" I was confused because the quotes in the comment literally don't explain anything. "How did you lose to the germans?" "We were winning but then we lost"

  • @giannisv.4472

    @giannisv.4472

    5 ай бұрын

    @@snekksuperior real life

  • @dantemcmillan6337

    @dantemcmillan6337

    5 ай бұрын

    Lmao that would be a wild thing to explain something to the likes of “how the fuck did y’all fuck up that bad that they pushed y’all back?!”

  • @jackchoukaier8764

    @jackchoukaier8764

    5 ай бұрын

    this is what i always think when he does a disaster save "how will this go doen in history?"

  • @justusP9101

    @justusP9101

    5 ай бұрын

    @@dantemcmillan6337That’s basically just Germany in real life, at the gates of Moscow and in a few years back to Berlin

  • @Clueless-political-guy
    @Clueless-political-guy5 ай бұрын

    “Finally, Berlin is nearly fallen. The war will end soon…” 3 years later… “SIR, PARIS HAS FALLEN AGAIN!” Edit: Added in punctuation and MOMMMMM! IM FAMOUS!

  • @TheBlackzman

    @TheBlackzman

    5 ай бұрын

    lmao so true

  • @elso19473

    @elso19473

    5 ай бұрын

    Bro imagine being a soviet soldier seeing the news and see that the germans capturated paris again😭💀

  • @yeah119

    @yeah119

    5 ай бұрын

    @@elso19473 not even jugs of Kvas or vodkas can help them

  • @elso19473

    @elso19473

    5 ай бұрын

    @@yeah119 fr

  • @funnyman4744

    @funnyman4744

    4 ай бұрын

    Korean War:

  • @marcobisi7768
    @marcobisi77685 ай бұрын

    The three stages of Bittersteel videos: pain; pain; "wow, my tanks are destroying everyone!"

  • @Chairloser

    @Chairloser

    24 күн бұрын

    Surprisingly it doesn’t get old

  • @SilentHotdog28

    @SilentHotdog28

    18 сағат бұрын

    @@Chairloser No it doesn't haha.

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes64305 ай бұрын

    "General Eisenhower, how goes the war against the fascists?" "The defense of Paris goes well enough." "...the what?"

  • @sleepywriterxci

    @sleepywriterxci

    5 ай бұрын

    GE: Yeahhh uhhh the germans are back ...

  • @yeah119

    @yeah119

    5 ай бұрын

    @@sleepywriterxci *que in TADC's ost Your New Home for the poor allied soldiers of that alternate timeline

  • @DinoRicky

    @DinoRicky

    4 ай бұрын

    @@yeah119GE: stop that aussie Australian general: no :)

  • @antonioferrari241

    @antonioferrari241

    Ай бұрын

    Eisenhower: …Mr. President….De Gaulle… Montgomery: De Gaulle wasn’t able to gather enough men. Paris has fallen again. Truman: “takes off glasses.” I want the following in this room: Eisenhower, Montgomery, Zhukov and Patton.

  • @user-qt3et7kc7u

    @user-qt3et7kc7u

    4 күн бұрын

    Nice​@@antonioferrari241

  • @CooltasticOG
    @CooltasticOG5 ай бұрын

    The moment where Bitt3rSteel said "It's Endsiegin' Time!" And Endsieged all over the Allies and Soviets.

  • @thundergroup

    @thundergroup

    5 ай бұрын

    truly one of the moments of all times

  • @flippedpymgeo

    @flippedpymgeo

    5 ай бұрын

    🤖

  • @nestormakhno18

    @nestormakhno18

    5 ай бұрын

    Bitt3rSteel realizes there is a 27th of April scenario

  • @Misky447

    @Misky447

    5 ай бұрын

    He did what all over the allies and Soviets?

  • @Ghost_Division

    @Ghost_Division

    5 ай бұрын

    “I am… endsieg”

  • @theeternalsuperstar3773
    @theeternalsuperstar37735 ай бұрын

    My headcannon for why Amsterdam got nuked is that the nuke was heading for Hamburg, but the bomber was intercepted by an Me 262 and the bomb just fell onto Amsterdam by mistake. This incident led to such an enormous political catastrophe that the Allies were never allowed to attempt another nuking in Europe, the Dutch welcomed the Germans back, and the American and British armies lost what little will they had left and started revolting en mass thus leading to the near complete collapse of resistance in West Germany and France..

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Look at my war support by the end... I got nuked plentt

  • @theeternalsuperstar3773

    @theeternalsuperstar3773

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteel oh... well... congratulations Mr. Bitt3rSteel you've been promoted to Reichsminister of propaganda for cleverly hiding all those nukings...

  • @mortemtyrannus8813

    @mortemtyrannus8813

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteel Rule 1 of any show, movie or video: If a death (or in this case, a nuke) happens offscreen, it effectively didn't happen. There were no more nukes after Amsterdam.

  • @oliverlimb109

    @oliverlimb109

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@mortemtyrannus8813true

  • @lyonvensa

    @lyonvensa

    4 ай бұрын

    That is a really cool alternate history! Though I have to wonder if it'll be just a matter of time until the Soviets use their own developed nuke if Germany somehow able to hold the eastern front for that long.

  • @NYG5
    @NYG55 ай бұрын

    In the next Wolfenstein reboot, "1946. Everything's gone to shit. German Army somehow pushed us back to the see. Lost a lot of good people, don't know how. Gonna make you pay, General Bitterstahl..."

  • @DinoRicky

    @DinoRicky

    5 ай бұрын

    Cool idea for an reboot with this channel

  • @poisonousbadge126
    @poisonousbadge1265 ай бұрын

    I love how the game starts germany as "Greater German Reich" when its in utter ruins.

  • @ahjahhadiadkahduawhndlijka1767

    @ahjahhadiadkahduawhndlijka1767

    5 ай бұрын

    Funny but realistic

  • @bobboo101

    @bobboo101

    5 ай бұрын

    Anarchy mama loves her sons

  • @ahjahhadiadkahduawhndlijka1767

    @ahjahhadiadkahduawhndlijka1767

    5 ай бұрын

    EEEEEEEEEHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@@bobboo101

  • @sneedchuckington

    @sneedchuckington

    5 ай бұрын

    German soldier 1: so, what will you do when you go on leave? German soldier 2: I will go on a tour of the Greater German Reich. German soldier 1: I see, and what will you do with the rest of your afternoon?

  • @poisonousbadge126

    @poisonousbadge126

    5 ай бұрын

    @@bobboo101 HAHA! A fellow chad!

  • @derps8690
    @derps86905 ай бұрын

    germany in hoi4 endsieg: "wow, the allies were right at the gates of berlin, and we managed to completely turn the tide and win the war!!!!" germany in real life if they kept fighting until 1946: "hey, that cloud looks like a giant mushroom-"

  • @privatecanook

    @privatecanook

    5 ай бұрын

    Berlin on a random Tuesday afternoon:

  • @PatriPastry

    @PatriPastry

    5 ай бұрын

    Not even 1946, would’ve likely been as early as august 1945 when the big cloud showed up over (on? within?) Berlin.

  • @This_is_a_burner

    @This_is_a_burner

    5 ай бұрын

    @@PatriPastry Depends, we probably would have a lot of soviet issues to deal with in that case. Stalin would have seen it as a stolen trophy, who knows what would have happened then.

  • @cocojumbo539

    @cocojumbo539

    5 ай бұрын

    @@This_is_a_burner Stalin would have seen a big cloud too

  • @This_is_a_burner

    @This_is_a_burner

    5 ай бұрын

    @@cocojumbo539 In theory but we still would have to get through the entirety of the (now fairly strong) soviet airforce. Unless we did some underhanded shit to sneak an entire flying fortress into Moscow. Which honestly looking at how the Russians handle air defense in the modern day may be easy.

  • @pasanaator9874
    @pasanaator98745 ай бұрын

    One of the hardest disaster saves ever, submitted by Steiner

  • @Darth_Dovah
    @Darth_Dovah5 ай бұрын

    Imagine being an allied soldier, and hearing about the second fall of Paris

  • @kings9536

    @kings9536

    Ай бұрын

    alied soldier: damn, this is impossible

  • @maddoxlacy9072
    @maddoxlacy90725 ай бұрын

    "Mein fuhrer" "Steiner..." *"Steiner proclaimed himself Fuhrer, the Allies have surrendered"*

  • @lixobounce6588

    @lixobounce6588

    2 ай бұрын

    I think it's more proper for Dönitz to be the fuhrer

  • @YiannissB.
    @YiannissB.5 ай бұрын

    I can't believe my eyes, the mad lad did it! You sir deserve the bell icon! I've had so many runs with it, negative modifiers and all. The feeling you must had when you were doing the encirclements must 've been ecstatic. Question, where was your fuel supply coming from?

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    There was barely any fuel. All came from synthetics, and some oil in Weser ems

  • @Simon_the_penguin

    @Simon_the_penguin

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteelrip synthetic oil is pain I once build so many I was the number 1 producer of rubber in the world by 500 and still didn’t have enough fuel

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    It's so horrible. I mostly used my tanks parked around a port to snipe units for most of the game.

  • @xeon39688

    @xeon39688

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@Bitt3rSteelyou could try building a port in Courland as the first thing to do when loading the mod

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    @@xeon39688 true, but the AI usually doesn't leave a lot of units facing the pocket and you can really easily take the southern port

  • @cinarbayram8516
    @cinarbayram85165 ай бұрын

    A new and brilliant German commander. Nicknamed Bittersteel by the Allies after the tenacious defense he made during 1945. At just 20 years of age he became the spotlight of the German high command. He stopped the soviets in the East and stopped the Allies at the west, crushing their dream of a swift victory in just 1 month. Nukes couldn’t stop him and he entered Paris in 10 th of January 1948. After that hitler gave semi control over the Wehrmacht and the SS. In some historical documents it’s said to persuade Hitler to better and safer decisions in the most critical situations. He also checked and created divisions himself without the approval of the reich. He took Moscow ( a fever dream) in 1st of November 1950 literally ending WW2 and annexing the soviets and making the whole world pay reperations in the peace talks. He became Hitlers favorite so he and hitler governed the reich. After WW2 he gained the nickname” big daddy” by nazi generals He saved a dying nation and he created a new order… LONG LIVE BITTERSTEEL AND THE 1000 YEAR REICH his statue is in Berlin in the salon of the reichstag with Hitler s portrait

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372

    @jaredjosephsongheng372

    5 ай бұрын

    Bittersteel probably became General Zhukov with how many medals he's gonna have. Actually screw that. He's not only gonna have more medals than Zhukov. But he's probably going to have more Iron Crosses than any other Medal he has gained combined at this point in time. Edit: Heck, maybe even the amount of his Iron Crosses may already surpass all of Zhukov's Medals just by itself.

  • @snaiper195

    @snaiper195

    5 ай бұрын

    You forgot how he magically stopped all Allied planes and fixed the army in a single day. (Removed negative modifiers)

  • @roboticintelligenceunit1a652

    @roboticintelligenceunit1a652

    4 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @majinplaton

    @majinplaton

    3 ай бұрын

    HEIL BITTERSTAHL

  • @rarescevei8268

    @rarescevei8268

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@snaiper195I mean, the planes still bomved him during the run

  • @Verrater_
    @Verrater_3 ай бұрын

    Imagine Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin talking and laughing on how they'll split Germany and someone interupts with "Sir, the Germans took france and are near moscow again"

  • @Rydh0
    @Rydh05 ай бұрын

    "Finaly I can Rest After The war" *Second Fall of paris*

  • @mathieugariepy2948
    @mathieugariepy29485 ай бұрын

    -They were about to surrender, Winston. . . -I know, Joseph. I know.

  • @jpCps01
    @jpCps015 ай бұрын

    "I fell like I did a good job." A "good job"? Man, you went from total and certain defeat to victory. Gee, what an accomplishment.

  • @jacobgorman3145
    @jacobgorman31455 ай бұрын

    I think it's impossible with the modifiers, even if I deleted the divisions and had them full strength around Berlin they still couldn't hold.

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    I don't think the modifiers are possible. You lose the strength you need to hold, just trying to fix them.

  • @jacobgorman3145

    @jacobgorman3145

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteel have a go was pulling my hair out after a few different runs 😂

  • @notlucas6859

    @notlucas6859

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteel i was able to survive in hamburg til around 1946 by MASHING last stand on some places that allowed me to barely get rid of like 1 or 2 modifiers

  • @accountusername7900

    @accountusername7900

    5 ай бұрын

    I wish I had the mental capabilities to try that, I'd go through multiple keyboards trying to make it

  • @nestormakhno18

    @nestormakhno18

    5 ай бұрын

    The bad modifiers turn into a great bonus if you manage to hold, but it is definitely easier with two players. One can micro the west, one can micro the east, and you play on two speed. Your shattered Wehrmacht spirit turns into +15% org and recovery rate, and a few extra things.

  • @husarz9060
    @husarz9060Ай бұрын

    don't ever give bro a time machine 💀

  • @benjaminwells3310
    @benjaminwells33105 ай бұрын

    Seeing as my grandfather was literally a part of the western offensive on this date, I’m not sure whether or not I should be cheering for you to win

  • @veteranpg3d156

    @veteranpg3d156

    4 ай бұрын

    My grandfather (austrian one since I’m half- bulgarian) fought in the Eastern Front in Russia

  • @nestormakhno18
    @nestormakhno185 ай бұрын

    Looking forward to this, it is a very fun and difficult scenario.

  • @Verst4kGardeV3

    @Verst4kGardeV3

    5 ай бұрын

    True that

  • @merlinmantikur1338

    @merlinmantikur1338

    5 ай бұрын

    Not sure about the fun part

  • @nestormakhno18

    @nestormakhno18

    5 ай бұрын

    Well, I think it is fun

  • @LiterallyMe05
    @LiterallyMe055 ай бұрын

    The British and French watching Germany encircle them around Dunkirk again: Also, i wonder how the defectors felt in this scenario.

  • @foxanard

    @foxanard

    5 ай бұрын

    The defectors probably felt like the ones in the USSR and France IRL

  • @AmalekIsComing

    @AmalekIsComing

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah

  • @TheRavenLord1
    @TheRavenLord15 ай бұрын

    Bittersteel: I didn’t hear no bell. And you better call an ambulance, but not for me. This is a good summary of how this went I feel like.

  • @cylewilson8782
    @cylewilson87825 ай бұрын

    It would be really cool if you would get different modifiers and like events when you conquer/liberate certain parts. Like I feel like thematically it makes sense. Like conquering Paris would be a MASSIVE morale boost for the army (this is just the first example I could think of. But I just think that would really take this mod to the next level

  • @bigbenhgy

    @bigbenhgy

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah I think that 0% war support should really change when you not only held off, but went on the counteroffensive "liberating" Europe.

  • @Yo-om1zh
    @Yo-om1zh5 ай бұрын

    Imagine being at the gates of Berlin and some dude takes over and ends up beating you

  • @luking1181

    @luking1181

    5 ай бұрын

    Imagine being at the gates of moscow and some other nation joins and end up beating you

  • @theRevolutionBegin
    @theRevolutionBegin5 ай бұрын

    >I beat the scenario that shouldn't be won! Battle of Seelow Heights >removes the negative modifiers

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    cheeky innit

  • @Cakeboy26
    @Cakeboy265 ай бұрын

    18:58 "SHHUSHH!!!" Bro was legitimately exhilarated😂

  • @TheDreamerintheStarlight
    @TheDreamerintheStarlight5 ай бұрын

    The hoi4 universe be like Truman: we have suffered 7 million casualties Stalin: so how far have you pushed since 1945? Truman: Stalin: you have pushed Germany since 1945 right?

  • @mortemtyrannus8813

    @mortemtyrannus8813

    5 ай бұрын

    Stalin: "This is why you don't send capitalist pig-dogs to deal with fascists." Also Stalin: witnesses the fall of communism in 1950.

  • @EuanEddy

    @EuanEddy

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mortemtyrannus8813 I read this in Stalin's voice.

  • @mattipeltola3285
    @mattipeltola32855 ай бұрын

    Imagine Allied and Soviet generals having drinks of Vodka and Whisky around the table "Ahhh, Germany is about to fall very soon. How are you thinking we should, you know, split the country?" and just at that moment, messenger rushes in and states "Germans are... RETREATING?! But... But... They are holding positions regardless of our relentless bombing and... uhm, sirs, it seems that they are... *reading down a note* making a meat grinder in the East for Soviets and... *reading more* making one for in a port in Denmark? I.... I think they aren't going to give up, sirs!" And few years later, the same table with the same generals: "What on earth happened? We were so close! Now they've saved Italy and conquered France - AGAIN!" where Soviet general responds "Comrade General, the Soviet forces have lost over 20 million soldiers and we are falling back. The Germans are pushing as further than ever before and we do not think we can hold their advances. Somehow they managed to get guns to all of those crazy patriots of them!" To which US general responds; "General, we have lost so many troops in the European theater, that we are forced to pull out. Europe's problem aren't our problem. We have done what we can, we are on the brink of civil war here if we don't pull out the forces and equipment. We just cannot continue. Oh, and Generals, Italy is back on map. How is that possible? What the hell happened there?"

  • @Blackandwhitecat-to5ll

    @Blackandwhitecat-to5ll

    5 ай бұрын

    The generals should be asking how did Germany source their money from this late in the w@®.

  • @yeah119

    @yeah119

    5 ай бұрын

    the Polish and the French are gonna have a field day in this timeline

  • @Blackandwhitecat-to5ll

    @Blackandwhitecat-to5ll

    5 ай бұрын

    @@yeah119 "You got to be kidding me, all of our sacrifices... WERE FOR NOTHING!"

  • @yeah119

    @yeah119

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Blackandwhitecat-to5ll we simply have many memes depicting people genuinely tweaking their ass off for such occasion

  • @henkschrader4513

    @henkschrader4513

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Blackandwhitecat-to5ll in the end money was worthless so it was either you fight for your country or you die wich was in many cases enough motivation.

  • @thelolok5868
    @thelolok58685 ай бұрын

    This is could be like alternative timeline “what if steinar could counter attack”

  • @Taro0638
    @Taro06385 ай бұрын

    The world if Steiner did his legendary attack:

  • @RVMaz
    @RVMaz5 ай бұрын

    You can tell from bittersteels voice that he was dying inside or was already dead inside by the end of the video

  • @jswizzlestick
    @jswizzlestick5 ай бұрын

    Ah yes, the Wolfenstein: the new order timeline

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372

    @jaredjosephsongheng372

    5 ай бұрын

    How come General Bittersteel isn't a person in Wolfenstein The New Order. Oh wait he's a time traveler. If a time traveler can travel through time then they damn well be able to erase all traces of themselves in the pages of history.

  • @Lcgmatheus
    @Lcgmatheus4 ай бұрын

    a toast for the third battle of ardennes at 22:23

  • @RuneCode

    @RuneCode

    3 ай бұрын

    I know, right? You'd think the Allies would know that the Ardennes won't stop the tanks and immediately pull back from Dunkirk 😂

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372

    @jaredjosephsongheng372

    2 ай бұрын

    2nd battle of Dunkirk lmao.

  • @user-vm2xw3sx3w
    @user-vm2xw3sx3wАй бұрын

    Steiner's offensive work 💀💀💀

  • @bg1052
    @bg10525 ай бұрын

    This is exactly how Hitler thought the war would go by 1945. At least until Steiner refused to counter attack.

  • @lampshadehitman6771
    @lampshadehitman67715 ай бұрын

    Steiner's counter attack is here!

  • @bigvinnie3
    @bigvinnie34 ай бұрын

    I love this game but the casualties get so silly. 37 million additional casualties. The soviets could have never withstood that. In our own timeline they were having manpower issues by 45 to the extent it was getting tough to keep frontline units full. The same is true here of Germany to a less silly extent(just because there was less losses) they wouldn't have been able to take millions more casualties.

  • @TheForeignGamer
    @TheForeignGamer5 ай бұрын

    Bitt3rSteel: But, I'm also human... Everyone else: Press X to Doubt

  • @TheAmazingFlint
    @TheAmazingFlint5 ай бұрын

    I genuinely wanted to see you play this mod, love your playthroughs man keep it up

  • @Nostr00
    @Nostr005 ай бұрын

    The Soviet army is ridiculously over equipped. They should have between 1/2 and 2/3 of their max strength

  • @someonestupid6385

    @someonestupid6385

    5 ай бұрын

    why though its historical the soviet army was very equiped in reality at least since 1943 and even if you dont want to belive that in 1945 german god damn divison had about as much equpiment as 2 soviet soldiers mainly because the germans didint have anything to produce guns from

  • @fodetraore6666

    @fodetraore6666

    5 ай бұрын

    Not historicaly accurate, but suite yourself ig

  • @PremiumToad

    @PremiumToad

    5 ай бұрын

    Probably more like 3/4 to 4/5. The Red Army has shrunk down a little by this point so there equipment was consolidated.

  • @Nostr00

    @Nostr00

    5 ай бұрын

    @@PremiumToad Stalin didn't consolidate units that much so he would have bigger advantage in artillery and stuff. Besides not so long ago the battle of Seelow heights took place where 1st Belarusian front suffered 35-40k dead and over 100k wounded.

  • @Nostr00

    @Nostr00

    5 ай бұрын

    @@fodetraore6666 historical accurate

  • @user-wx1iv1fw3d
    @user-wx1iv1fw3d5 ай бұрын

    "OUT THE FUEL" 德軍的機動戰術完全的依賴足夠的油料,沒有油的時候就會戰敗的很淒慘 一年的死守,幾乎不可能的任務,成功過後就是敵人的虛弱 剩下的還是需要最菁英的部隊去攻擊 比較可惜的是,沒有表現出更多設計部隊跟坦克的細節,後面就只是不停的輾壓著已經變弱的敵人

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Tanks: 35W, mix of tanks and Mech, with 1 SPG. Infantry: 9/0 to hold, with support AA, art, engineers, maintenence. Later updated to 9/1 and added rangers

  • @FirstNameLastName-qi5nv
    @FirstNameLastName-qi5nv5 ай бұрын

    Dam it you can't skip the sponsor part on a live video.

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Ah, sorry

  • @MundaneThingsBackwards

    @MundaneThingsBackwards

    5 ай бұрын

    lol

  • @hobohabsburg8447
    @hobohabsburg84475 ай бұрын

    Excited to see the sequel legit run

  • @shadeitplease7383
    @shadeitplease73835 ай бұрын

    It’s been so long since I’ve played HOI4 that I legit couldn’t even start a game and know what to do anymore. I still watch all your videos lol. Maybe I should submit a disaster save haha. But no if I re-learn a paradox game anytime soon it’s gonna be to try the new CK3 dlc lol

  • @DemoknightIsBest-true
    @DemoknightIsBest-true15 күн бұрын

    Three years ago, in Vichy: "Sir, the Germans are on the brink of defeat." "Tres bien!" Three years later: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

  • @daspotato895
    @daspotato8955 ай бұрын

    I think it's really cool the level of detail that this mod has. For shits and giggles, I googled the 12th Panzer Division that you clicked on in the Courland pocket. Lo and behold, guess where they ended up in real life? Really cool.

  • @kianvandenberg6364

    @kianvandenberg6364

    5 ай бұрын

    My guess is Paraguay

  • @edyslavico3761

    @edyslavico3761

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah the units in the mod are all real, crazy stuff

  • @johannesd3616
    @johannesd36165 ай бұрын

    Pov: Steiners Counterattack worked

  • @ahmedfurkan8595
    @ahmedfurkan85955 ай бұрын

    Thank you for playing my suggestion! Really glad you finally got to the real final boss of disaster saves

  • @Chris.in.taiwan

    @Chris.in.taiwan

    2 ай бұрын

    What game is this?

  • @Sk3p5ik

    @Sk3p5ik

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@Chris.in.taiwanhearts of iron 4 endsieg mod

  • @SilentHotdog28
    @SilentHotdog2817 сағат бұрын

    Churchill to Roosevelt and Stalin "Well I must say Gentlemen, this has been a mighty effort by the allies, we suffered a lot of casualties, but Germany are finally on the brink of destruction." Churchill's assistant: "Sirs, Paris has fallen......again.....and the Germans are now outside Moscow.......again." Churchill, Stalin and Roosevelt: "Well that escalated quickly.......like that really got out of hand."

  • @Terreault8427
    @Terreault84275 ай бұрын

    22:00 "Hey, I've seen this before!"

  • @datnoob4394
    @datnoob43945 ай бұрын

    Imagine being one of the "traitor" German generals that surrendered Hearing the Reich turned the tided

  • @AmalekIsComing

    @AmalekIsComing

    3 ай бұрын

    they'd no longer be "traitors" just straight up traitors

  • @danielfeinour9611
    @danielfeinour96115 ай бұрын

    This clip actually reminded me of a story I heard from one of my college professors. One of my history professors is the son of a conscripted SS veteran. From what my professor told us in the class, his father was transferred from unit to unit in the last days of the war. Every time he was transferred once every few months or so, his old unit would have the crap beaten out of it as they were retreating from the Soviets or the Americans. As you were moving your units around, it reminded me of that.

  • @matthewsmith624
    @matthewsmith6245 ай бұрын

    now do it again with the modifiers

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Lol, not a chance

  • @Somerandomblokefromreading
    @Somerandomblokefromreading5 ай бұрын

    Love me some Bitt3rSteel, suffering for our entertainment and education. But actually, love your videos, keep up the amazing work man!

  • @lightning-1234
    @lightning-12345 ай бұрын

    Finally you played this mod.

  • @maozedong6869
    @maozedong68695 ай бұрын

    Annudah endsieg

  • @phelan05manley21

    @phelan05manley21

    5 ай бұрын

    How was this comment made before the video, i hate youtube

  • @DaCubanCrokodile

    @DaCubanCrokodile

    5 ай бұрын

    Brother, you commenting from the old times

  • @Tangerine9407

    @Tangerine9407

    5 ай бұрын

    @@phelan05manley21pretty sure its a yt members thing. like if you become a channel member or smth

  • @-CarolinaMappimg
    @-CarolinaMappimg5 ай бұрын

    It’s so weird that bittersteel dose not have more subs or views he makes great videos

  • @ajsrf
    @ajsrf5 ай бұрын

    Truly brings a tear into one’s eyes 🥹

  • @anoobnoduhgaming9416
    @anoobnoduhgaming94165 ай бұрын

    Steiner would be proud

  • @chaoticflorius
    @chaoticflorius5 ай бұрын

    The Madlad actually did it! Great video XD

  • @thomaswenrick5661
    @thomaswenrick56615 ай бұрын

    Can't wait to see how he does

  • @loco4loco

    @loco4loco

    5 ай бұрын

    He wins

  • @NightKnight347
    @NightKnight3475 ай бұрын

    WOW! Just wow that comeback

  • @sleepywriterxci
    @sleepywriterxci5 ай бұрын

    " He has tears of joy coming down his face "

  • @unfortunateonblitz4984
    @unfortunateonblitz49845 ай бұрын

    Steiner's counterattack rlly outdid itself

  • @eisscrat5667
    @eisscrat56675 ай бұрын

    Very nice work Bittersteel

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you! Cheers!

  • @Masterskov
    @Masterskov5 ай бұрын

    Nah bro huge respect love the video❤️

  • @danielsuperkool
    @danielsuperkool5 ай бұрын

    It would be crazy for those countries ovcupied by the german in 1940, liberated by the Allies in 44/45, only to see the germans puch back and take over again in 46/47

  • @spudtsar9377
    @spudtsar93775 ай бұрын

    This is the single greatest disaster save I’ve seen. I’ve watched this about 8 or 9 times now lol

  • @JustMe-in1lt
    @JustMe-in1lt17 күн бұрын

    Amazing, gives me hope for my game that went from me smashing all of Europe to Spain and Russia mobbing me lol, I now have hope 🤞

  • @your_average_Hoi4_enjoyer
    @your_average_Hoi4_enjoyer5 ай бұрын

    POV Steiner launched the counterattack

  • @pufferfishryba7657
    @pufferfishryba76575 ай бұрын

    i think videos with more tries are more fun to watch :D (couse the pain)

  • @jonastheswede6256
    @jonastheswede62565 ай бұрын

    Me thinking when he says he remove the negative. This is going to be awsome, but the next vid will be epic.

  • @DK-ig8zi
    @DK-ig8zi4 ай бұрын

    Congratulations man !

  • @impostorsyndrome1350
    @impostorsyndrome13505 ай бұрын

    ooh, it's the one I talked about that Alex did!!! Nice

  • @Dany94256
    @Dany942565 ай бұрын

    "Mein fuhrer... Steiner... Steiner has counterattacked. It was a complete, albeit lengthy, success and we are besieging Moscow again." "All those that made Rant Parodies on KZread... leave the room." *the whole army Group B leaves*

  • @samg5463
    @samg54635 ай бұрын

    This was a wild ride

  • @thetalon100
    @thetalon1005 ай бұрын

    Hey Bittersteel! Love your channel! I had a quick question for you: since you appear to be a bit of a 40k fan, have you ever considered doing the Unification Wars mod as the Imperium and going for a world conquest?

  • @theanathema3062

    @theanathema3062

    5 ай бұрын

    I second this. Would love to see if the mod got any updates.

  • @thetalon100

    @thetalon100

    5 ай бұрын

    @@theanathema3062 I know it’s compatible with the version previous to Arms Against Tyranny, but I’ll have to check this weekend to see if it’s updated for that.

  • @mhkmms
    @mhkmms5 ай бұрын

    when steiner counterattacks really work

  • @mikeponyforce780
    @mikeponyforce7804 ай бұрын

    Oh man! I really love Endsieg! Wish i could play it in my very very very outdated and totally not pirated HOI4

  • @Sovietcomrade45
    @Sovietcomrade4523 күн бұрын

    The one time Steiner did something but of course Steiner would need at least 20-30 fresh and equipped divisions to even make any gains but Steiners detachment only had the numbers of one division while the red army had 50 divisions

  • @Charles-In-Charge
    @Charles-In-Charge5 ай бұрын

    You made the right thumbnail decision

  • @couldbeanybody2508
    @couldbeanybody25085 ай бұрын

    Bruh all of these wunderwaffe and panzer offensives and all they needed was bittersteel this entire time

  • @user-qr2ew5vc1k
    @user-qr2ew5vc1k5 ай бұрын

    Great! Now do it again with modifiers!

  • @obeytrinity2987
    @obeytrinity29875 ай бұрын

    Im back again from the Chile video! So happy i found this channel and game recently (:

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Welcome aboard

  • @RecyclageJosh
    @RecyclageJosh22 күн бұрын

    "The battle against the Soviets has already been won" (this time they actually won 😮)

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik32515 ай бұрын

    A nice training session for the REAL fight.

  • @sgtellioman
    @sgtelliomanАй бұрын

    Good job, General

  • @AtomicSandwich125
    @AtomicSandwich1255 ай бұрын

    Can you play as litchenstein? It has a focus tree (at least in road to 56)

  • @jormungandrkevin8146
    @jormungandrkevin81463 ай бұрын

    The Steiner's counterattacks worked 😂

  • @erickdanielvelazquezguzman6892
    @erickdanielvelazquezguzman68925 ай бұрын

    Please, continue with the play, i want to see the endl of this

  • @viclorenzo5016
    @viclorenzo50162 ай бұрын

    You know, I would like to see someone beat this mod with all the debuffs someday.

  • @dapper_duck
    @dapper_duck5 ай бұрын

    I don’t normally comment, but wow. You’re a hoi4 genius lol. Godspeed

  • @speedkiller3026
    @speedkiller30262 ай бұрын

    5:24 you want some sub marines in a strike fleet, because the subs will target fleeing ships and sink them

  • @emsouemsou
    @emsouemsou5 ай бұрын

    This is what would have happened irl if Steiner didn't chicken out

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