remember kids, blinker direction doesn't matter

@squiddysquidster802

11 ай бұрын

That’s what my dad taught me, now I’m in the hospital.

@swinget

11 ай бұрын

​@@squiddysquidster802 I read that in dank's "yelling into nugget mics" voice

@Kilo_Miles

11 ай бұрын

(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings) Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up) Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note) Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week. Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba... Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers) Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor. [ALL CHATTERING] Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs) Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ) Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes) [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE] Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight) Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing) Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball) Narrator: Day three. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva} Narrator: Day four. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS! Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. [ALL ARGUING] Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.) Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open) Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. Patrick: You're welcome. SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? Evelyn: A firemen. SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Larry: Some guy in an ambulance. SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! All: Hooray! SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. (At Bubble Bowl) Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here? Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died. Squilliam: Then who's that? Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND! SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth) Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing) [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory. (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)

@ThenonFun

11 ай бұрын

@@Kilo_MilesJesus

@hankg1589

11 ай бұрын

​@@ThenonFunIt's beautiful

I am here to watch a man who yells at audio nuggets, drums, cars, and now I am going to watch him yell at video games. I like hearing him yell it seems.

@Saturn_Studios16

11 ай бұрын

It's the Voice.

@goracks69

11 ай бұрын

We all do.

@richiedagger733

11 ай бұрын

Arnt we all?

@hakuna3186

11 ай бұрын

him yelling is somehow relaxing

@KornersquaredMike

11 ай бұрын

I’d listen to him yell at just about anything

There's something poetic about a game where you need to use indicators and drive like a decent person immediately putting you behind the wheel of a BMW.

"Good blinker usage" is definitely something that gets said to a lot of BMWs cutting wildly across lanes in real life too! Realistic simulator 12/10

as someone who's rode with a BMW driver I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@AmperahGaming

10 ай бұрын

As a BMW driver, You are 300% correct.

@geoghs02

9 ай бұрын

Nope, indicators were actually used.

@Ashtonking-bu2mb

6 ай бұрын

​@@geoghs02yeah I haven't seen any bmw driver use their blinkers

I remember my 8-year-old self playing a game similar to this on an iPad and screaming at it - thereby serving as my first introduction to road rage.

@BigFatBunions

9 ай бұрын

bro actually me

I'm currently in driving school. This video taught me everything I needed to know. I didn't know following the road rules was optional, and I also didn't know that blinker direction didn't matter! This taught me so much, can't wait to pass my test!

@BJsTrashChannel

11 ай бұрын

I know that everything I said was messed up, I was joking. Of course you need to follow the rules and use blinkers correctly

@hyjnx

10 ай бұрын

Hey I watched this right before my test and made a 100

@jump_ifn0tzero779

10 ай бұрын

Just flip on your hazards and plow through the course! Everything's legal if you've got your hazards on

@boo7948

10 ай бұрын

new yorker in the making

@nadia9526

9 ай бұрын

Can’t wait to ace my drivers test next week

I think you'd like BeamNG Drive. A driving game with realistic damage and handling. According to their Wikipedia they use a lot of long words I don't understand to make it work. All I can say is I had a lot of fun trying to test the limits of the damage simulation by ramming various vehicles together

@bacon.cheesecake

11 ай бұрын

Beamng is the ultimate vehicle sandbox. Love how much you can tune and modify cars.

@reheatz

11 ай бұрын

it is an amazing game and i love it, but it is a little bit expensive

@gk6018

11 ай бұрын

@@reheatz not really with how much content it has to offer, not to mention the modding community and all that adds, and most triple A games cost $50+ so i think $20 is a reasonable price

@SonicBoone56

11 ай бұрын

​@@reheatznah, it's cheap for what you get. If you want an expensive sim, look at iRacing or rFactor 2 lol.

@reheatz

11 ай бұрын

@@gk6018 that's fair enough and im sure he would have enough money for beamng and i guess it really does have a lot to offer

At some point my entire KZread subscription list is gonna solely be this beautiful man’s collection of channels. What a legend

6:03 I could actually see wade going through an Aussie suburb in a M5 just yelling “BEEEP BEEEP I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER” in real life

i absolutely love the idea of a madman flying across the countryside while screaming “beep beep” cause he forgot he had a horn

You know what we need. A My Summer Car series. Oh my god that would be perfect

@datutturugang666

9 ай бұрын

PERRRRRRRRRRKELE

@_sandy_

9 ай бұрын

DUDE YES

Yay dank gaming has officially landed. I am ecstatic

Reminds me of my learner days, 10 points for every pedestrian.

Wade screaming at “BEEP BEEP” at the top of his lungs might arguably be funnier than his dankpods content

After the VR videos, this channel existing is the best news I've had in YEARS

This man's hilarious no matter what he does

@EnergeticSpark63

10 ай бұрын

hey

@Leishy

10 ай бұрын

A man of many talents indeed

@EnergeticSpark63

10 ай бұрын

@@Leishy hey

@Luftmysza.

10 ай бұрын

Thats why he does evrything

@EnergeticSpark63

10 ай бұрын

@@Luftmysza. hey

First audio nugs. Then car nugs. Now video game nugs?! The hardest working mate on the internet!

@hollowforest198

8 ай бұрын

He has other channels too? What're they called?

@kaitlyn__L

7 ай бұрын

@@hollowforest198 DankPods, Garbage Time, and Drum Thing

@dingusboi7045

4 ай бұрын

and dankmus too.​@@kaitlyn__L

I love how the game rewards you for using blinkers like an idiot while driving a BMW 😂

Came back to this after a while. Still as fun as the first time. This man's hilarious nature is an international treasure worth protecting.

3:43 thank you for mentioning this. like, i know they’re jokingly called “park anywhere lights”, but hazards don’t *actually* let you park anywhere

Aussie dad driving their children into school:

I love this it reminds me of the old days of NerdCubed's Hell! (but aussie) I CANT wait for more after wades break is over!

Thanks for teaching me how to drive Wade, I think I’m definitely ready for my test next week. Just gotta remember indicator on and thread the needle

As a kid I played this and spent ACTUAL money on it. What a throwback!

i used to play this game's online multiplayer so much. holy shit i was not expecting anyone (especially wade) to notice this game until now. this brings back memories of people trolling using the ram mechanic on some car i forgot lmao.

I have a feeling this new channel is gonna blow up!

IDK why I missed the KZread version of this channel, I thought it was only Floatplane XD These videos are a treat though, and I love being able to see the stream VODs on the Floatplane as well :D

I remember the mobile version of this game was one of my favorite things when I was a kid

@mintybudgie

11 ай бұрын

i also used to play school driving 3d and to this day ovilex still has the most shittest fucking ai drivers ever. THEY CRASH INTO ME AND I GET DEDUCTED POINTS FFS

I've always wanted to see you play games, I love your style of yelling at things, and my dream has finally come true! Thank you for the gaming!

I think this is the first time I saw a BMW blinker

Hearing wade laugh so hard game me a lot of happiness lmao

how does this amazing channel have only 30k subs- ive honestly found a goldmine here

My brain lights up when I watch the funny Aussie man yell at things. It spikes when he yell "Dingus" lol

Hearing dank just scream “BEEP BEEP!” Is not something I expected to hear today

Behold, the only BMW driver in human history to use turn signals.

Red Audi is my favorite Dank Extended Universe character

So this game is basically just a port of a super old mobile game called "Driving School 3D", legit used to play it when I was in middle school, and now I can drink. I remember there was always a super fun bug where if you drove one of the trucks (idk if this game has semi's), kept it in neutral and just held the throttle down, the RPM's would just keep increasing, exponentially climbing faster and faster until the game broke. But if you shifted into gear right before the game broke you could get your semi to do like 300mph 😂

hearing a grown man scream BEEP BEEP is genuinely the funniest thing

This is like the third time KZread recommends me a new channel, and it's just Dank again.

This is like the good old days of Nerdcubed

Wade: drives into multiple walls Also Wade: "the steering's dying, i don't know why" ROFL

"I'm just going to leave the indicator on and drive however I like" Accurate BMW Simulation

This gives off heavy Nerd3’s Hell vibes

Love your other channels and I'm a massive pc gamer and it was amazing when you played doom on an ipod. Now I get to watch you play video games properly! So good 😂❤

You should totally play The Long Drive, it’s such a funny game, so unfinished feeling and open

This channel is gonna be so much fun. Pls dont give it up

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads..." *turns blinkers on*

"wrong blinkers usage? oh thats the issue at the moment" :D loved it

This scratches the same itch as the Nerdcubed Hell videos of days gone by. Definitely looking forward to more!

If you want an actually good car game with shocking levels of realism, i highly recommend My Summer Car

its an aussie letsgameitout and we need more of this

I watched you do content I didn't care about and I gave you a dollar a month. Now you're doing video games, that I do care about?? YES! You are the funny human. I will be amused. Seriously though, you're great. I love your energy, I'd watch you make fun of a phone book. The content is just a you delivery system. You are the star of the show and I haven't watched a single episode of anything you made that made me go "ehh". You go and be the best version of yourself. You are heckin entertaining. You are taking this whole entire video thing and doing it right. I don't care about cymbals and I love watching you play with them. I don't care about MP3 players and I love watching you play with them. I do care about cars but like what the heck kinda cars are you picking I don't care about them. But I care about you. You are awesome and I just love watching you do what you love. Don't you ever lose your sparkle. The essence of your videos is that you enjoy making them. As long as you have fun making the video, I will have fun watching the video.

YES!!! LETS GO!!! I always knew you were going to do a gaming channel, your the best!!!

The last free ride becoming Burnout was funny, Wade hit those tricks well. Good blinker usage!

So glad that this man has a gaming channel now! Can't wait to see what you do with the channel!

@gamingboynola

10 ай бұрын

What’s his normal channel? I’ve never watched before and want to see what it is.

R.I.P Driving School simulator 2014-2023

There's a mobile driving school game I used to play as a kid that's very very similar to this one.

OUTSIDE day driving. Ah yes, I, too, prefer to drive outside.

@Sadguy85

Ай бұрын

I perfer inside midnight cycling

Remember: Dankpods likes cameras auto centering and racing games, not slow paced driving games

Examinator steps into the car: have you been practicing? Dankpods: oh i've been PRACTICING allright!

Love every channel you have, keep up the great work!

DANKPOD? man i randomly found this channel and didnt think that you goin to be dank pod

This is exactly as amazing as I anticipated.

This man is such a harbinger of chaos i cannot believe it

I remember when he only yelled at nuggets. Now he yells at drums, cars and videogames. How he's grown

This got recommended to me so boy what a surprise it was to hear that familiar voice lmao

Enjoy the vacation my man 🙏🏼🤘🏼

Honestly, this man could narrate mundane things like washing the dishes or doing the laundry and make it entertaining. "What is this stain on my shirt? Frank? Was that you? My authentic, limited edition Craig shirt! No! It's ruined! (A battery falls from the shirt pocket) Oh, my PKCell."

I like how every bit of scenery is stronger than the car

This is how I imagined those crappy old flash games looking if they were 3D. Same font types and everything. Most of said flash devs literally did go into mobile and console gaming lol.

I like how KZread just recommended me this channel, and then i was like heyyyyyy I recognize that voice 😂

The first BMW driver in history to actually use turn signals

i like how i was looking for a helpful driving school sim video and this is the first video in the search 😭

This man is the only person I see using there blinkers driving a bmw

This has some huge Tom Walker doing City Car Driving vibes.

this unironically looks like the driving sim my high school used in like 2013 for their driver's ed class

Didn’t know this channel existed until now, this man just spawns them in

4:35 this is my favorite type of open world

Literally didn't even know this was Wade until I clicked the vid. A positive surprise.

You too can have the experience of driving a beamer, lack of blinkers and quick to cause all of the problems.

This is by far the dankest LP channels. Love it!

I’m so happy this channel exists.

I don't know who you are, but you sound like an incredible musician. I think I'll subscribe

first time i have seen a bmw using blinkers

I love how I didn't have to search for this channel it just appeared in recommended

Dankpods gaming channel, he truly is a renaissance man. I can die in peace now.

This guy seems cool. Wonder if we could ever see a collab with other Aussie channels like that Dankpods guy or James Channel

This reminds me of NerdCubed back in the day!

this was epic Wade!

I had this exact game on my iPad as a kid

Didn’t know this was dankpods wasn’t going to watch because of the channel name now subscribed

This reminds me of Safety Driving Simulator

actually it would be kinda epic to see Dank Guy is playing something like NFS Shift 2 with a racing wheel

Aussie discovers the Turn on Red rule. Also the sweeping motion is peak NJ highway behaviour

I can recognize this Ovilex signature design. Ovilex made bus simulator 3D for iOS and Android in 2013, looks like nothing evolved ever since

Only man on earth to use the blinkers in a BMW.

Nah I have no idea how his gaming channel isn’t more popular, he’s funny as shit

Wade said this channel was focused on crappy budget games, not high quality stuff like BeamNG. I can definitely recommend some shovelware racing games.

As if any BMW driver would willingly use the blinkers, driving school or not.