I ""Investigated"" the "Worst Hotel"

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I've decided to stay at the worst hotels I can find.
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  • @thejoetandy
    @thejoetandyАй бұрын

    ... touching that toilet and immediately touching your eye may prove to be a mistake.

  • @timtrainage

    @timtrainage

    Ай бұрын

    The pinkest of eyes

  • @JM-oh1ly

    @JM-oh1ly

    Ай бұрын

    haha yeah, I had a visceral reaction to that 😂

  • @aaronthedude8787

    @aaronthedude8787

    Ай бұрын

    fr fr i cringed so hard

  • @maccaswam

    @maccaswam

    Ай бұрын

    😢

  • @ninjamalec

    @ninjamalec

    Ай бұрын

    He can't see this comment. Or anything for that matter. 😂

  • @sleepysartorialist
    @sleepysartorialistАй бұрын

    Jordan's comfort with being nude in front of his pals is incredible.

  • @user-gk3lc1rh2c

    @user-gk3lc1rh2c

    Ай бұрын

    i respect him for that

  • @gravy3907

    @gravy3907

    Ай бұрын

    camera dude needs a payrise

  • @bugdestroyer1258

    @bugdestroyer1258

    Ай бұрын

    @@gravy3907 seeing jordan naked is the pay raise

  • @alank1220

    @alank1220

    Ай бұрын

    @@gravy3907 and therapy.

  • @madhouse5213

    @madhouse5213

    Ай бұрын

    average footy player

  • @cabletieperformance
    @cabletieperformanceАй бұрын

    Never use a hotel kettle. People piss in them and boil their piss

  • @mshara1

    @mshara1

    Ай бұрын

    No, they don't, you nutter. lol. stop speading tiktok brainworms.

  • @Fruitcupper

    @Fruitcupper

    Ай бұрын

    😶...........Why would they do such a thing?

  • @griffindrucker5712

    @griffindrucker5712

    Ай бұрын

    You’re joking, right…. right?

  • @Mirrorgirl492

    @Mirrorgirl492

    Ай бұрын

    And you know this, how?

  • @SchnookieC

    @SchnookieC

    Ай бұрын

    Some people shit in them too

  • @Sparkleops
    @SparkleopsАй бұрын

    If you sprayed a bit of Luminol,around and got one of the those black lights you;d be able to see the room from space.

  • @KnightsWithoutATable

    @KnightsWithoutATable

    Ай бұрын

    I wast thinking that it would look like a modern art piece. I bet swabbing it for drug traces would be just as interesting and varied.

  • @VistaViews

    @VistaViews

    Ай бұрын

    Just get out a black light. I bet that would be enough 😂😂😂

  • @_Jitterbug

    @_Jitterbug

    Ай бұрын

    Dont worry he showered right after 😅

  • @TheKillerqueen40

    @TheKillerqueen40

    Ай бұрын

    A Jackson Pollock for free!

  • @ManiacRacing
    @ManiacRacingАй бұрын

    As a long time hotel worker, I can tell you the commercial cleaners do NOT use soap as you would know it, but instead they use some kind of noxious cleaning chemical that is solvent based. Thats usually what gives hotel towels and linens the odd smell and the whiteness. (Bleach is expensive). The solvents make the cloth dry faster and dissolves more gross stuff than soaps do. Hopefully. Lol.

  • @ageofsempires2968

    @ageofsempires2968

    Ай бұрын

    Damn you must have been at Ibis Budget or something cause all my hotels have used bleach lol

  • @99mage99

    @99mage99

    Ай бұрын

    @@ageofsempires2968 You got a good bleach supplier?

  • @drunkpaulocosta

    @drunkpaulocosta

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah I was a cleaner at the Lamplighter in. Basically a hotel for hookers and drug dealers during COVID. And we 100% would use bleach. As bleach isn't that expensive. If you think there is no bottom line for bleach when they were making 150 a night of a dirt motel per room. Then I really question the ethics of the people running your hotel/motel

  • @ububox2087

    @ububox2087

    Ай бұрын

    Furthermore, anyone who has done housekeeping knows you never replace the bin liner, just tip whatever is in there into your cart and move on.

  • @Sandybowls_9001

    @Sandybowls_9001

    Ай бұрын

    Hotel towels are always so stiff and scratchy.

  • @amanda-vk2pz
    @amanda-vk2pzАй бұрын

    finally, hard hitting journalism

  • @Fruitcupper

    @Fruitcupper

    Ай бұрын

    That shower scene hits hard 🤣

  • @Manawatu_Al2844

    @Manawatu_Al2844

    Ай бұрын

    4 Corners needs to take notes.

  • @ballsymcfee9882

    @ballsymcfee9882

    Ай бұрын

    I know I was hard for this journalism.

  • @JosePineda-jn8jk

    @JosePineda-jn8jk

    Ай бұрын

    Now we need heavy petting journalism! 😂

  • @Sterkleton_
    @Sterkleton_Ай бұрын

    I work in a hotel in SA. About 20 mins drive from Adelaide on the coast. We work really hard to impress our guests and try to meet their requests as best we can. But there are some weird things that I have seen guests do. A couple of stories that come to mind. 1 guest put tape all over the motion sensors in the room that are there to turn off the air conditioning if no one is in the room for 30mins or so. Thinking they were some kind of surveillance. Why on earth would we want to spy on a guest is beyond me. Another guest brought an entire microwave up to their room. Then left it there like lost property. They never collected it. It was brand new and worth about $170. It was in our lost property for about 4 months and considered abandoned. It is now currently in my house getting the use it deserves.

  • @nicolepowell3121

    @nicolepowell3121

    Ай бұрын

    The microwave... probably a truckie, they drag so much shit around with them it's crazy. And happily leave it behind.

  • @Fluff_Noodles

    @Fluff_Noodles

    Ай бұрын

    Nah I can understand the person who covered the motion sensors thinking they were cameras. They didn't know and evil people disguise cameras in hotel rooms more often than you'd think

  • @Sterkleton_

    @Sterkleton_

    Ай бұрын

    @@Fluff_Noodles That statement has no basis in reality. If anything its the opposite of what you just said. It's far less often than you think. Not even 1% chance. I can understand the paranoia, but that all it is. Bad take.

  • @vivi-ws9yl

    @vivi-ws9yl

    Ай бұрын

    ​​@@Sterkleton_ Ok but there's still a chance and he didn't wanna take it

  • @Sterkleton_

    @Sterkleton_

    Ай бұрын

    @@vivi-ws9yl didn't want to take what? the microwave? that's a totally different story mate.

  • @phlegmarhbizmahl8075
    @phlegmarhbizmahl8075Ай бұрын

    You touched the TOILET SEAT and the RUBBED YOUR EYE! I hope the hand washing was edited out.

  • @Chainchomp432

    @Chainchomp432

    Ай бұрын

    Where are his slippers!

  • @bbodyboi

    @bbodyboi

    Ай бұрын

    Not that it helps much but it was his other hand that touched the seat haha so hopefully he’s in the clear…

  • @Kni0002

    @Kni0002

    Ай бұрын

    @@Chainchomp432foot fungi few weeks later

  • @croftykx5794
    @croftykx5794Ай бұрын

    Unfortunately you missed this place at its peak, used to be called Hotel Adjacent Casino, it has now been renovated, would you believe, when my mates told me they booked there for a night on the town (no one ever really sleeps there) I said look out for syringes, one was found within a minute, usually jammed down the drain, and the bedside lamp lightbulbs were all missing…

  • @greycatturtle7132

    @greycatturtle7132

    Ай бұрын

    Lmao

  • @ethanm3399

    @ethanm3399

    Ай бұрын

    Legendary tale

  • @tomstewart2685

    @tomstewart2685

    Ай бұрын

    For those playing at home it was called "Hotel Adjacent Casino" because it's a hotel, and it is adjacent to the casino. Thanks.

  • @Blitterbug

    @Blitterbug

    Ай бұрын

    Wayhay sounds like our local Premier Inn

  • @nvmyutube

    @nvmyutube

    23 күн бұрын

    Did stay there during its peak as 'hotel adjacent casino' it looks semi clean and new now compared to what it was back then, the place was a total dive.

  • @mmerrydeath6673
    @mmerrydeath6673Ай бұрын

    Exposing yourself to employees. You are now a true comedian, could probably even get a holywood gig with that kind of elite behaviour

  • @bacicinvatteneaca

    @bacicinvatteneaca

    Ай бұрын

    True Steven Crowder moment

  • @IPlayKindred

    @IPlayKindred

    Ай бұрын

    something something the 1% elite something something.

  • @FlyingwithFire

    @FlyingwithFire

    Ай бұрын

    Jordan and Ali have been friends for years before ali ever worked for him

  • @mmerrydeath6673

    @mmerrydeath6673

    Ай бұрын

    @@FlyingwithFire shhhhh that's not as funny

  • @ferretyluv

    @ferretyluv

    Ай бұрын

    *employees

  • @darthex0
    @darthex0Ай бұрын

    That's nothing! When I visited pommy land we stayed in a room that had either been cleaned with carcinogens for 20 years, and/or it was a crime scene that had never been attended! Couldn't breath, had to move after 1 hour when our skin began to sting from the sheets. Talked to the night watch guy. Every room was the same, so we stood in the lobby all night talking...

  • @nigelwallace4408

    @nigelwallace4408

    Ай бұрын

    Last year I stayed at an absolute shocker of a Hotel at a services outside Winchester. The first room they tried to put us in on the ground floor smelt so bad of damp and mold my wife and I both started coughingnon stop as soon as we closed the door. We went out an insisted on an upstairs room which was quite a bit better. Even though I gave them a 1 star review and said it should only be used as a place of last resort.

  • @leosthrivwithautism
    @leosthrivwithautismАй бұрын

    Looks like an old office space converted to a hotel. In the cheapest way possible might i add. Similar to some old moldy crusted out motels here in the US.

  • @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    Ай бұрын

    Old Bank SA office block. Polites converted it in the 80s...in the cheapest way possible. No one has really done anything to rectify that since.

  • @gentleheart3384
    @gentleheart3384Ай бұрын

    Jordan: plastic doesn't taste as nice as porcelain. Me: There's a porcelain bowl in the bathroom.

  • @Zebra.Lionfish

    @Zebra.Lionfish

    Ай бұрын

    I thought that was where he was heading next

  • @PerfectStrom
    @PerfectStromАй бұрын

    The room you're in is truly upper class. The room I stayed in a few years back had skirting's falling off, the only chair was missing a leg, the TV was a CRT with set-top box that didn't work, & the air con didn't work.

  • @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    Ай бұрын

    By the time the business handed over in 2018, we were lucky anything was working. Business owners were in it for residency purposes and ran it into the ground.

  • @angussalvado413
    @angussalvado413Ай бұрын

    No way, not ol' Cosmo! When I was 20, I had to travel to Adelaide for work and this is the hotel they put me up in. I saw more prostitutes in the elevator than I did members of staff, and I was there for a week. It was the first hotel I'd ever stayed in on my own, scarred me for a while. There was blood on the shower floor, and puke on the carpet of the floor I was staying on. You're a brave man Jordies to be going there of your own volition knowing what you'll likely encounter.

  • @yuvingoonewardene7920

    @yuvingoonewardene7920

    Ай бұрын

    How old are you now? In other words how long ago was that?

  • @AwesomeFish12
    @AwesomeFish12Ай бұрын

    The cheap drop ceiling was marvelous. The mugs were probably in the fridge, sometimes they put them in there so that they don't have to dust them every time.

  • @AirflowToTheTurbo
    @AirflowToTheTurboАй бұрын

    Jesus that laugh when he got naked... he sound's exactly like my dad in the 80s. 😆

  • @webbugt
    @webbugtАй бұрын

    Stripping while dying of laughter is such a Croat thing to do. You've got your šahovnica showing xD

  • @vodka2724
    @vodka2724Ай бұрын

    The “adjacent from casino” would be the most dirt spot in Adelaide. Sometimes the cleaners just leave the gatorade bongs and ice pipes in the room for you.

  • @Nikkska

    @Nikkska

    Ай бұрын

    Love to see a business embracing recycling

  • @creepersonspeed5490

    @creepersonspeed5490

    Ай бұрын

    what's that place where you still had to use physical keys and the (old style) elevator only goes up two of the three floors? in the city centre

  • @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    Ай бұрын

    @@creepersonspeed5490 still use physical keys, but your thinking of the Ambassador I think

  • @ciarakenny1317
    @ciarakenny1317Ай бұрын

    No wonder he always gets sick on tour if this is how he acts in hotels

  • @geepfish7935
    @geepfish7935Ай бұрын

    Please do: Watersedge Motel, Woy Woy It's a special place that simultaneously gets 1 Stars and 5 Stars, like rolling a dice

  • @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    Ай бұрын

    Balranald's gotta be in the mix!! Dirty sheets, mould on the toast (after ld eaten some!), filthy bar fridge, dodgy TV, gronks sneaking into the carpark at night and one 5w lightbulb working!! They shd have minus star reviews mate!

  • @thegatorhator6822

    @thegatorhator6822

    Ай бұрын

    @baabaabaa-yp2jh you should eat moldy toast more often, might discover some new miracle medicine. Or go on a wild trip if it's Rye bread.

  • @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    Ай бұрын

    @@thegatorhator6822 Penicillin ya rekn mate!?! As for mushys (shrooms to you, l think?) naa bro.. too fkn heavy for me mate! We used to mung out on em in the pine forests... no-one cd drive the car home.

  • @thegatorhator6822

    @thegatorhator6822

    Ай бұрын

    @baabaabaa-yp2jh certain types of fungal growth on Rye bread specifically makes you trip balls. Apparently it produces a compound very similar to LSD. It also destroys your blood vessels and makes you fingers and toes fall off but hey, gotta take the good with the bad. Have a squiz on the old google for "ergot poisoning" for more info on that lmao

  • @jamiejam9976

    @jamiejam9976

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@baabaabaa-yp2jhI mean this in the nicest way possible but you type like a dank pods mic story

  • @KieranGhost92
    @KieranGhost92Ай бұрын

    But was it a nicer stay than John Barilaro's AirBNB?

  • @andrew8212
    @andrew8212Ай бұрын

    Thats a solid 3 stars. My family were going from victoria to queensland on holiday, the room we got at a motel in the middle of nowhere looked like it hadn't been used in a decade, cobwebs & spiders everywhere, mouse/rat shit on the beds, cockroaches under the sheets. Have seen meth dens that would be a more comfortable & safe place to sleep. That was 30 years ago & I still fucking remember it.

  • @aussiebaka4588

    @aussiebaka4588

    Ай бұрын

    If this was in Emerald QLD, I've stayed there too. The bed roaches scarred me for life, I always check hotel beds for cockroaches now ...

  • @andrew8212

    @andrew8212

    Ай бұрын

    @@aussiebaka4588 It's quite possible. We were going to dysart which is 1.5 hours away. I remember it being an unscheduled stop late at night & was the only place open.

  • @RobotnikPlays
    @RobotnikPlaysАй бұрын

    Let's be honest this was just an excuse for Jordies to get his kit off again :P Also gotta say: There's no way I'd be using that kettle from all the horror stories of people spitting (or worse) into them. and you KNOW a hotel like that will only change the plastic bag in the bin if there's wet stuff in it. All those tissues & other "dry" waste would just be picked out/emptied into a bigger bag.

  • @righteous288

    @righteous288

    Ай бұрын

    “Only sumo wrestlers are allowed” 🤣

  • @alch3myau
    @alch3myauАй бұрын

    are you kidding? Netflix at a hotel? You are from a different world.

  • @geepfish7935

    @geepfish7935

    Ай бұрын

    Australia is meant to be a first world country

  • @solarmaru49

    @solarmaru49

    Ай бұрын

    So entitled lmao

  • @squeakau4365

    @squeakau4365

    Ай бұрын

    you're mistakng hotel for motel

  • @diondicello161

    @diondicello161

    Ай бұрын

    I stay at meriton hotels in Sydney and they have stay fast which is just a Google chromecast. But the last one I stayed at on Monday night had google and Netflix on the actual TV so I spent 25mins trying to get it to work when all I had to do was use HDMI 1 and use the chromecast.

  • @richardlangly4635

    @richardlangly4635

    Ай бұрын

    Pretty common in most of the hotels I've stayed at in Australia recently

  • @lukeslayer
    @lukeslayerАй бұрын

    Mate having a cuppa out of a hotel bin is REVOLUTIONARY

  • @NikiValentine
    @NikiValentineАй бұрын

    Jordan's maniacal laughter while testing out the shower had me in bits! Also, major props for actually giving them a fair knock. Respect

  • @elchorict
    @elchorictАй бұрын

    never heard of this hotel but the convenience store across from it is where one of my old my mates who had just been in hospital for alcohol poisoning bought herself a lighter to smoke the 400 half smoked durries she picked up off hindley because she knew they wouldnt ID her. bank street definitely has its audience down pat

  • @punxsutawneyphilofficial

    @punxsutawneyphilofficial

    Ай бұрын

    I'm American and can barely understand this. I greatly enjoy your culture

  • @Comatosedpeanut

    @Comatosedpeanut

    Ай бұрын

    Bruh what the fk 😂

  • @1minus2
    @1minus2Ай бұрын

    The shower scene was hilarious, and you really got me with the jump scare!

  • @quintonheimann
    @quintonheimannАй бұрын

    That was the hotel i stated at for the first few days of me movjng to adelaide, worst part of that hotel is that you can hear ecerything on the street below

  • @williamlee5242

    @williamlee5242

    Ай бұрын

    And it's the worst street in Adelaide.

  • @quintonheimann

    @quintonheimann

    Ай бұрын

    @@williamlee5242 i lived on hindly Street for 3 years, it surprisingly isn't that bad

  • @mrstatic09

    @mrstatic09

    Ай бұрын

    100% can hear everything. Guaranteed to be a tone deaf busker playing something at an ungodly hour of morning or night, just to spend it on smokes or a drink later in the day

  • @russelll2245
    @russelll2245Ай бұрын

    That's sheer luxury compared to a hotel the wife & I stayed at some years back... We had the misfortune to stay at the BreakFree Bell City Hotel in Preston, Victoria. What a dive! As soon as we exited the elevator we were confronted with a smashed mirror. The windows were covered in sheets of cobwebs...Upon entering our room we found the bed pushed up against the wall under the window. A quick look at the bed and things went from bad to worse. They had a single bed mattress protector on a queen mattress. There was just one blanket on the bed which looked like it was a hospital reject. There were exposed wires from a broken power-point, a cheap desk with parts of the laminate peeled off, an air conditioner that looked about as old as me and a tiny bathroom that was just big enough to squeeze one person at a time in. Needless to say we were glad to get out of the place after a terrible nights sleep... A look on Google tells me the place is now permanently closed...Gee, I can't understand why!!! 😂

  • @Aussie_Tom
    @Aussie_TomАй бұрын

    Duty manager here. I've been in the hotel game for the past 15 years, worked pretty much every department in a hotel, in 3 star budget motels, 5 star resorts and everything in between. The issue with a lot of reviews with these types of properties is, as Jordies pointed out a few times, these guests expect 5 star facilities in a 3 star setting. You pay budget prices, you get budget facilities, it's really simple. Research is something these people never do either. As an example, I spent some time working in a small boutique hotel in the heart of Fortitude Valley, Brisbane, which for those who aren't aware, is where all the big night clubs and bars in Brisbane are. We would get complaints and negative reviews about the noise and crowds around the hotel, something that 30 seconds on google could have easily prepared the guest for. This hotel looks fine for the price. It's definitely catered to the 'after dark' crowd, has some questionable housekeeping, but I've seen worse for more.

  • @smashmabel
    @smashmabelАй бұрын

    This joint used to literally be called 'Motel Adjacent Casino' - enough said.

  • @aussiebaka4588
    @aussiebaka4588Ай бұрын

    By the way, I wouldn't be putting any of my Netflix passwords into a motel TV, either. They already have other personal details since you've booked the room already, so they might as well match your passwords to all that data too. I also wouldn't use their "free" wifi if you paid me. Basically, what I've learned from these comments is, if you stay in an Australian hotel or motel, you must: - wear a hazmat suit and shoes at all times, especially in the bathroom - BYO bug spray for the roaches, oh god the roaches - BYO sleeping bag and only sleep in that (you can use garbage bin liners to line the bed and then put the sleeping bag on top of that) - don't touch the kettle under any circumstances - best not to touch any other surface without industrial gloves on - relieve yourself in their facilities only if given absolutely no other option (line toilet seat heavily first) - keep windows open so you don't die from mould spores & THE SMELLS (you are required to sacrifice your ability to sleep though, since you'll be getting all the street noise all night) - for god's sake don't get naked for any reason If you take proper precautions out there, you just might survive a night or two.

  • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639

    @the_furry_inside_your_walls639

    Ай бұрын

    Don't forget about Wallaby.

  • @zzmac7541
    @zzmac7541Ай бұрын

    This man is so unhinged, I bet he's gonna get sick and be like idk how this happen guys

  • @vinniepowell7438
    @vinniepowell7438Ай бұрын

    I remember going to Cambodia as a child with my adopted Cambodian Grandma, and you were lucky to get a actual toliet, let alone toilet paper. Most hotels just had a hose in the bathroom.

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoonАй бұрын

    This is nowhere near as bad as the hotel in Nashville that had claw marks on the inside of the bathroom door. I'm surprised I didn't find a fingernail still stuck in it.

  • @drunkpaulocosta

    @drunkpaulocosta

    Ай бұрын

    Yes yes. We know America is a dirt hole full of psychopaths and murderers. There is a reason most of us don't like yas

  • @Swingingbells

    @Swingingbells

    Ай бұрын

    Like, clawed by a human or clawed by a dog somebody smuggled in??

  • @sobertillnoon

    @sobertillnoon

    Ай бұрын

    @@Swingingbells I don't know how I would tell but it was a sketchy enough place to be either.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecondАй бұрын

    Trying to find the worst hotel in Adelaide is like trying to find a needle in a haystack; not because they're all good but because they're all in Adelaide.

  • @TheRafinx
    @TheRafinxАй бұрын

    I left a 5 star review to bolster it up again.

  • @jaidentslgl2753

    @jaidentslgl2753

    Ай бұрын

    Saw your review and found it helpful

  • @jimmyb101
    @jimmyb101Ай бұрын

    No one can trash talk Jordie while he's having a bin liner flavoured cup of tea.

  • @hyp3rstrike
    @hyp3rstrikeАй бұрын

    The fuck? I live in Adelaide and go past here on the regular on my way to work and I didn't even know it was a hotel. Hell, I thought it was an office building and based on the ceiling panels, I'd say it was.

  • @ad1mz
    @ad1mzАй бұрын

    "Whoa surprisingly its the same exact view" Gold

  • @Siteinspections
    @SiteinspectionsАй бұрын

    Non compliant stay

  • @aussiebaka4588

    @aussiebaka4588

    Ай бұрын

    I smell substandard workmanship!

  • @mdiciaccio87

    @mdiciaccio87

    Ай бұрын

    What a shamozzle

  • @hazrhyryan3624

    @hazrhyryan3624

    Ай бұрын

    Hahahahaha

  • @clever7432
    @clever7432Ай бұрын

    i stayed in a place in ipswich qld once. I boiled the kettle and made myself a coffee, there was a weird baconny flavour to it. Opened up the kettle to find floaties of ham fat in the freshly boiled water. Guess they did supply cooking appliances. Always, Always check the kettle

  • @takamae.
    @takamae.Ай бұрын

    I stayed at a place in the gold coast, forget where. They only gave us 2 rolls of toilet paper. So after 2 days i go down and ask for more toilet paper, it was busy down there. Both said they would not give me more toilet paper, i said ok shower it is. They were shocked, i was serious. They very quickly gave me more toilet paper.

  • @BeefSupremeSr

    @BeefSupremeSr

    Ай бұрын

    How the hell do you use two entire rolls of toilet paper in just two days mate?

  • @takamae.

    @takamae.

    Ай бұрын

    @BeefSupremeSr There was 2 of us Plus it's real shitty toilet paper, ain't quilton bud. Coulda been 3 days, dunno was a good 15years ago. You gotta be careful, ya put yr finger through that stuff pretty easy.

  • @joyskov6048
    @joyskov6048Ай бұрын

    This hotel is the most common place in Adelaide for dead bodies. Mostly self deleted.

  • @MickH60

    @MickH60

    Ай бұрын

    So people are just dying to stay there ? 🤣

  • @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    @PrincesPark-ug9mx

    Ай бұрын

    three in 18 years isnt too bad a rate for this industry

  • @joyskov6048

    @joyskov6048

    Ай бұрын

    @PrincesPark-ug9mx 3 every 18mths you mean?

  • @joyskov6048

    @joyskov6048

    23 күн бұрын

    @@nvmyutube working with SAPOL forensic science mortuary.

  • @nvmyutube

    @nvmyutube

    20 күн бұрын

    @@joyskov6048 source ?

  • @Podsedneck
    @PodsedneckАй бұрын

    SO nice of Jordan to employ that very, very short camera man. It's like if I had my little cousin go to the Hotel with me.

  • @suede16
    @suede16Ай бұрын

    I used to work at one of the higher end hotels in Adelaide and each weekend we hah what we called the Bogan special which was a cheap room with free parking. The amount of complaints from people that payed next to F all was incredible. People paid about $150 per night and expected to be given the president suite. Ah the memories of arguing with Bogans from Elizabeth. Takes me back.

  • @bentriefus5961
    @bentriefus5961Ай бұрын

    the bin tea - gold

  • @klaklaplaplaleuszek9970
    @klaklaplaplaleuszek9970Ай бұрын

    2:44 music is called STRLGHT - Ring for anyone wondering

  • @Grissbane
    @GrissbaneАй бұрын

    6:25 that fuckin laugh. thats the laugh of a man with nothing to lose

  • @raphk9599
    @raphk9599Ай бұрын

    Just use the hot water from the bathroom tap. Its gonna be less risky than the kettle.

  • @cosiman7442
    @cosiman7442Ай бұрын

    Turn the lights off and use a black light

  • @dahkdm8787

    @dahkdm8787

    Ай бұрын

    Just don't go to hotels

  • @parafitality2730

    @parafitality2730

    Ай бұрын

    Platypus: "what does blue mean?" 🦝: 😰

  • @nope1083

    @nope1083

    Ай бұрын

    I thought they were actually going to do that

  • @sleepysartorialist

    @sleepysartorialist

    Ай бұрын

    *black light

  • @FGHHJazz
    @FGHHJazzАй бұрын

    i know that ive stayed up way too late when i see a friendlyjordies upload (currently 6am in the uk)

  • @garymerfdudegui9452

    @garymerfdudegui9452

    Ай бұрын

    1:30 am east coast US

  • @-YELDAH

    @-YELDAH

    Ай бұрын

    Yoooo same here 🇬🇧 I should sleep

  • @Lucina..

    @Lucina..

    Ай бұрын

    I’m also in the uk but this was what I watched with my cuppa 🤣

  • @EdwardConnors
    @EdwardConnorsАй бұрын

    wheres the uncensored vid???

  • @twich31
    @twich31Ай бұрын

    Damn your Gulag haircut grew out. It would have complimented the room.

  • @TheRealFallingFist

    @TheRealFallingFist

    Ай бұрын

    Would have* (or would've). Stop it.

  • @maddyc2412

    @maddyc2412

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@TheRealFallingFistthank you I swear to god nobody says this properly

  • @TheRealFallingFist

    @TheRealFallingFist

    Ай бұрын

    @@maddyc2412 It's a rather new phenomenon (only the past 5 - 10 years or so in my experience) and it's driving me fucking crazy honestly lol

  • @ferretyluv

    @ferretyluv

    Ай бұрын

    *would HAVE

  • @YouWhatMate_Official
    @YouWhatMate_OfficialАй бұрын

    If this hotel is a 1 star, the hotels over here in America are negative 5 stars

  • @YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments

    @YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments

    Ай бұрын

    Depends

  • @samcox9133
    @samcox9133Ай бұрын

    I've walked past there many times on my way to work thinking about how dodgy that place must be. You've just shattered my perceptions of it! It probably smells of pizza as there used to be a pizza joint across the road for a number of years before the trendy bar went in.

  • @yeeboi727
    @yeeboi727Ай бұрын

    0:44 "All the anemities" lmao

  • @tbonelad5107
    @tbonelad5107Ай бұрын

    Been around since Jordan started doing skits on youtube all the way up to now and i got to say i do like this new type of "investigative" video.

  • @CheeseBon
    @CheeseBonАй бұрын

    Drinking tea out of that bean was dangerous , man

  • @nextos
    @nextosАй бұрын

    The heat on the plastic bag is more cancer forming than anything thats been in that bin

  • @BirnieMac1
    @BirnieMac1Ай бұрын

    I’d love more hotel reviews like this

  • @aarontodd9184
    @aarontodd9184Ай бұрын

    If you were really from radelaide you would have re-used an old gatorade bong for the tea cup. Splendid!

  • @DistractedTrader
    @DistractedTraderАй бұрын

    Some step-in manager came down to Adelaide from Melbourne and she asked if we even had any international flights. I now wonder if the company put her up in this place, as that would make sense.

  • @rrrandommman
    @rrrandommmanАй бұрын

    Cheap hotels need to invest in PVC mattress protectors, 8 bucks a room, no more stains. You're welcome.

  • @ameliatooth1078
    @ameliatooth1078Ай бұрын

    7:57 is the exact place from my year 7 camp.. that wigged me tf out haha

  • @kellyc6380
    @kellyc6380Ай бұрын

    Thank you for not bad mouthing everything about that motel. Very refreshing to see an honest review of a so/so room. Have fun 😂😂😂

  • @shanemills1699
    @shanemills1699Ай бұрын

    Hahaha you should have taken a camera detector in there hahahaha that would have been gold

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariotАй бұрын

    It has a bed that looks like the sheets are changed, so it’s at least 5 stars for escaping to have sex there.

  • @ed_weird
    @ed_weirdАй бұрын

    i had to look away for the tea sipping and just went "oooo nooo nono no nonooooOOO" :D

  • @SalemXIII
    @SalemXIIIАй бұрын

    At first I was thinking the tea is aspirational of the hotel they want it to be, but the more I thought about it I think it’s a relic of the hotel it once was.

  • @St.IsaacOfSyria
    @St.IsaacOfSyriaАй бұрын

    That hotel is luxury compared to places I've stayed here in the U.S People tend to forget most of the U.S is basically third world.

  • @YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments

    @YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments

    Ай бұрын

    This is a sex hotel not a ghetto hotel. Ghetto hotels in the US are half the price of this one and theyre an actual health hazard. US sex hotels are comparable.

  • @Tolpuddle581

    @Tolpuddle581

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah I know I've been to SC and experienced 'biscuits' at a cafe with Jesus crosses and bible quotes everywhere including the toilet and a 'no profanities' sign weird place.

  • @SovietVenturesInc
    @SovietVenturesIncАй бұрын

    While I'm not gay, I fully expect the Patreon episode to be uncensored. It's important, for reasons

  • @Raichase
    @RaichaseАй бұрын

    I think it closed down but there used to be a motel in Moss Vale NSW with ZERO stars because it was that crap. I tried to book a hotel in town one weekend and they were full so I asked about other options and was told “there’s the Golf Ball Motel but it’s got zero stars for a reason” so I ended up staying in Goulburn instead. Glad I did.

  • @ozzietad666
    @ozzietad666Ай бұрын

    We went to one similar in Melbourne recently. Looked okay in the pictures. Lots of dodgy people lurking around all hours - then at about 2am the toilet started making gross noises and spitting poop out- so I shut the lid and the door and we got another hours sleep then got dressed and went to maccas to go to the loo- then drive home 2 hours.

  • @RadioactiveDong
    @RadioactiveDongАй бұрын

    I've stayed in this hotel, and his room is a million times better than the one I stayed in. The windows were painted over, and it had blood stains on the carpet

  • @iresco3924

    @iresco3924

    Ай бұрын

    Did you stay in the Mafia’s headquarters 💀💀

  • @shotgunwound
    @shotgunwoundАй бұрын

    Haha, the bank st hotel! Did you blokes hire a pro and book by the hour?

  • @yomama9712
    @yomama9712Ай бұрын

    Him laughing his ass of with That laughter while naked is so horrifying, hahahaha

  • @brad5185
    @brad5185Ай бұрын

    That bin liner was probably not fresh....

  • @Nibtarr
    @NibtarrАй бұрын

    Wait, Australia is a real place????

  • @celuloiddreamer

    @celuloiddreamer

    Ай бұрын

    No, it’s just an illusion.

  • @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    Ай бұрын

    I've got a talking part in Australia.. Who do I invoice? Actors Equity?

  • @TheTulerie

    @TheTulerie

    Ай бұрын

    Nah, it's a myth

  • @ardishco

    @ardishco

    Ай бұрын

    No, It's all propaganda

  • @stephenbarley9463

    @stephenbarley9463

    Ай бұрын

    Qoated the script perfect nice one mate

  • @mossy5115
    @mossy5115Ай бұрын

    Uncensored version on Patreon?

  • @najalush
    @najalushАй бұрын

    Some friends & I arrived at our hotel in Brisbane for Soundwave back in the day. Said hotel was undergoing renovations, & when we got up to our shoebox, that had bunk beds plus a single, there was no power & wouldn’t be until the next day - we had to go buy candles from a nearby 7-11. The shower was this small triangle in the corner of the bathroom, which my 5’7” 50kg self could barely turn around in so I have no idea how my mate Big Kev managed in there. As I was the smallest I was designated the top bunk - I smashed my face on the ceiling when I sat up in the morning. Needless to say, we never let Rigby book the accommodation again. Apart from all that, it was an awesome weekend & we still laugh about it to this day

  • @alect1953
    @alect1953Ай бұрын

    Legit got jumpscared by that edit lol didn't expect that

  • @alch3myau
    @alch3myauАй бұрын

    that censor blur was too little, too late and not enough blur.

  • @Fuzy2K

    @Fuzy2K

    Ай бұрын

    Hey, at least you *get* a censor blur, unlike on Hotel Hell 😆

  • @ComedicLetter

    @ComedicLetter

    Ай бұрын

    @@Fuzy2K Gordon “big cheeks” Ramsay

  • @outseeker
    @outseekerАй бұрын

    casual camera man abuse lol

  • @benclarke4075
    @benclarke4075Ай бұрын

    I stayed here a few weeks ago and that viking manager guy did not care that none of the electricity in my room worked

  • @galka0.114
    @galka0.114Ай бұрын

    3:40 As someone from Cambodia, I can say with certainty yeah...

  • @Fruitcupper
    @FruitcupperАй бұрын

    5:17 Too many people used the mugs as ashtrays....just saying.

  • @NateAAshley
    @NateAAshleyАй бұрын

    bruh, he really went ot the worst hotel for the content. the effort he puts in is phenomal

  • @niva26

    @niva26

    Ай бұрын

    totally agree, what a guy\

  • @genohelix7522
    @genohelix7522Ай бұрын

    The goblin laugh as he's taking off his undies lol

  • @niva26
    @niva26Ай бұрын

    NateAAshley's comment is good

  • @nickofcambodia2980
    @nickofcambodia2980Ай бұрын

    no, the cambodian hotels are much nicer

  • @theprodigalson4003
    @theprodigalson4003Ай бұрын

    I’m so glad I watched 6:40 I have Covid thanks for the laughs fellow jordan

  • @colegrimsey8
    @colegrimsey8Ай бұрын

    If you ever want to make a sequel to this but in a different state, go to the Australian Hotel in Boonah, Queensland. It's much worse than that hotel :)

  • @Wooplot
    @WooplotАй бұрын

    Why did you blurr the shot of Jordy going into the shower :( I wanted to see that 🍑

  • @Yirragee
    @YirrageeАй бұрын

    The guy in the mirror totally didnt match his voice in my head lmao 😅😂

  • @uneakk
    @uneakkАй бұрын

    Also did anyone tell Jordy that if the bins don’t have anything wet in them they usually just empty them into a big bin without changing the liner?!

  • @imlivx
    @imlivxАй бұрын

    those bunk beds please i just had a flashback

  • @friendlyjordies-warhammer40k
    @friendlyjordies-warhammer40kАй бұрын

    Where are the warhammer 40k videos FRIENDLYJORDIES

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