My life hasn’t changed in 2 years

@plvr_strg

17 күн бұрын

*deadinside*

@ammarsalim1185

17 күн бұрын

Same

@tyguy3876

17 күн бұрын

Make this year the year boys go for it

@sharklazerboy9529

17 күн бұрын

God I feel old

@ricardohoang8452

17 күн бұрын

Asmon with almost 2 years lol

Jesus Christ. no way has it been 2 years. it literally feels like i watched these videos as they came out like 2 or 3 months ago

@Samtheman91

17 күн бұрын

honestly I thought it was like 6 months, 2 years is insane

@Grymm6698

17 күн бұрын

Time goes by really fast and sometimes it scares me

@ceshmate1953

17 күн бұрын

​@@XxTreyvonxX steam page said 2 years

@XxTreyvonxX

17 күн бұрын

@@ceshmate1953 look for video "WHAT IS THIS UPDATE!? | Asmongold Plays Vampire Survivors" argument over

@BGShadowGames

17 күн бұрын

I know right 😂

It's been two years? What the hell? Feels like 2 months...

@fin4314

17 күн бұрын

Pandemic has forever destroyed my perception of time

@clips5552

17 күн бұрын

i literally thought the exact same thing

@andregon4366

17 күн бұрын

Welcome to adulthood.

@Hapasan808

17 күн бұрын

@@fin4314 I'm not the only one... It makes me feel less crazy

@Hoodawg

17 күн бұрын

old

It'll be 10 years next year judging by how fast time is flying by

@DrakyHRT

16 күн бұрын

@@purplesky135 0 LMFAO.

Somehow it felt like this game came out a month ago

@DruidEnjoyer

17 күн бұрын

I was 95% convinced that the game came out last summer, not two summers ago. Is this what getting old feels like? Will this only get worse as time goes on?

@christopherkamph9147

17 күн бұрын

@@DruidEnjoyer Yes, learn to write down stuff.

@hafirenggayuda

17 күн бұрын

The 2020-2022 feels like "lost years". Don't need to explain why

@mareksenkyrik2632

17 күн бұрын

@@hafirenggayudatrue but it is weird

@marconi7007

17 күн бұрын

Same.

This game changed his life 2 years ago.

@hydramarinee

16 күн бұрын

As far as I understand, 2 years of Asmongold life equal to 3 months for a viewer. Am I wrong?

Asmon playing vampire survivors was some of his best work. Love to see him back to this.

@CreamyPesto505

17 күн бұрын

Garlic.

@joe_ferreira

17 күн бұрын

Ball Sack

@panthekirb7561

16 күн бұрын

How??

Support Indie Developers. We need them at this point. 👍🏻

@AndreiYoLo

17 күн бұрын

yea then why no one say the game name? ........... good support.

@Kirugoa

17 күн бұрын

@@AndreiYoLo kinda true but doesnt take much brain power either def less than the game itself would

@jaswanthvardireddy2243

17 күн бұрын

@@AndreiYoLovampire survivors

@DrakyHRT

16 күн бұрын

@@AndreiYoLo The first minute of the footage shows the name of the game...

@betacrest10

15 күн бұрын

I the last two years i've bought all dlcs for this game. It's dirt cheap every release and worth it.

2 years? I honestly thought it was 6 months ago... the sands of time are cruel

@od1401

17 күн бұрын

2 years closer to death and decay, end of all joy that could be extracted from life or the long-awaited end to your pain, however you choose to look at it.

@imbagirl8631

16 күн бұрын

@@od1401 2 years less time untill Gta 6 😎

Proof you don't need 4K graphics for a game to be super fun to play.

@CreamyPesto505

16 күн бұрын

BUT REALISTIC FACIAL MECHANICS!!!!!!!

@OggiOggiOggi

16 күн бұрын

Art style has nothing to do with resolution..... he is prob playing on 4k......

@michinwaygook3684

16 күн бұрын

@@OggiOggiOggi Good point. I should have said pixelated art styles are just as fun to play as accurate, detailed art styles. For instance I still enjoy games like Jump Man Junior.

I had to confirm myself if his first vampire survivors was actually uploaded two years ago or he was fooling us all. What is happening, I literally feel it was 6 months ago. But one thing we remember.. GARLIC ALL THE WAY

@sorenlampe951

17 күн бұрын

he played Halls of Torment last year, which is very similar

@XRioteerXBoyX

17 күн бұрын

​@@sorenlampe951that must be the reason why! 😅 I got really into watching these videos through watching him play halls of Torment.

I swear he just played this 6 months ago 🫠

@_p4_

17 күн бұрын

"Last Played Jun 23, 2022"

@IvanMarkov-fn9qe

17 күн бұрын

Do we have the rock situation here 😆

@Watchman.kIvory

17 күн бұрын

Time flies when playing games

@sorenlampe951

17 күн бұрын

he played Halls of Torment last year

@idleoutcaster

16 күн бұрын

@@IvanMarkov-fn9qeBruh in and out 😂

Bro really didn't recognize the main guys from Contra. Sad day for gamers.

2 years.... OH GOD WHERE DID MY TIME GO?!?!?!

The game has so many secrets and hidden characters. The spellbook and special maps, some are one time plays. The game is super fun and quirky and its had some pretty nice collabs. Been well worth my money. Plus Co-op is pretty sweet.

watching asmon run past items and then backtrack so many times reminds me of my grandma at the grocery store.

What are the odds? I don't follow and watch Asmongold anywhere, but here on KZread. I was just rewatching his full Vampire Survivors VODs and this pops up right after I'm done. Holy Garlic God has returned!

The ball chracter Leda still exists. I think the dev may have changed the means to aquire the character so they became locked / hidden for Asmon. I still have the character myself but have played a bit during 2023 so may have unlocked Leda after this change if it was made. Can't think of why else its not in Asmon's character selection.

I can't believe people don't know this map is based on Contra

@blahblahblah9215

17 күн бұрын

Yeah, Super Contra on the SNES. Shooter masterpiece! 2 players was the best, until your mate nicked all your lives cuz he was crap 😊

@xinlou6707

17 күн бұрын

@@blahblahblah9215 haha bro my homie bought a "console" thats just a USB flash drive, you plug it into a TV and you have all the SNES games there we often play Contra and other stuff while having some beers and chilling on weekends

@pixelricebowl

17 күн бұрын

because we old now

@Alarak87

17 күн бұрын

@@blahblahblah9215 Guilty. I played Contra a ton as a kid, and every play through included the standard 99 lives cheat. I guess the participation trophy era started a while ago but damn it was some good family game time. Memories.

@superrunnerx1

15 күн бұрын

Because they have never played contra. They have only been playing garbage games.

2 years? What the hell? Did we do the Quantum leap?

@superrunnerx1

15 күн бұрын

2 years have gone by super fast

vampire survivors is peak content letsgo

Oh boy, there's quite a bit stuff added since then. Not just the DLC (two crossovers), but also just free updates. All of that comes with new maps, new weapons, new power ups. I'm literally a point where any new character I can instaly beef up to god status cause of zillions of money I got and I still like to fire it up for that chill game of killing everything on the map Oh yeah, there's also local multiplayer of up to four and I think the devs are working on online multiplayer too.

I thought this all looked really familiar and went back to the beginning to check if he mentioned it but no. This level is based on contra hard corps. It was a game on sega Genesis. It was a side scroller and it was really hard as a 5 year old. The floating powerups the gun the badguys. All of this is from contra. Brownie was the best little brother character (me) because he was the shortest and most of the badguy bullets when over his head.

Already 2 years. Still remember that time when McCool came to the stream and screaming about this game vs Torghast. Really fun stream.

@nakano15

17 күн бұрын

There's also a clip of that too.

This game is the best in the whole genre. It beats all versions that came after it. The simplicity and style is unprecedented.

The quality in this video was so amazing, I'm glad that Asmongold finally started uploading in 8k

@MARKHENSTROM

17 күн бұрын

I straight up checked that this upload was in fact 8K. You fooled me once...but you know fool me, if you fool me once you can't fool me again.

38:49 "it looks great on my screen." lmfao its like looking at the world with my glasses off

wish the music would have been louder, i can still hear him talk

It just occurs to me, the evolved pentagram jingle is the Time Freeze power up from Hudson's Adventure Island III for the NES. Took me years to notice.

People in the comments bragging about VS beeing 2 years old? Do you remember FF7:Remake, or Ghost of Tsushima? That has been 4 years now! *manical laughter* We are just dust in the wind, guys! ...just dust in the wind...

Those bosses are form super contra SNES alias super Probotector. What a great game btw

Still better than most AAA games released in the last two years. Best game I've played in ages.

You dont need to do the DLC map but the DLC has DLC like the upgrade boxes on the map making it way easier to unlock the new stuff.

I can't believe it's been 2 years already

At 41 timer of this video. That alien is from Super Contra 3 boss. LOL. Which is also own by Konami. I can't believe the easteregg he put for the DLC.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone backseat vampire survivors of all games lmao

I just finished 100% this game. So happy to see Asmon play this gem again.

Spoiler: Bill is the Gun Devil Edit: I'm pretty sure it costs Twitch 2-3mill every time he streams Vampire Survivor

"I go with the guns every time". In case you guys forgot that Asmon was Texan.

2 years is not ok, i remember this entire rabbit hole like it was yesterday and especially the reaper killing arc.

Thankyou for playing it again. Ive needed some more chill content after the past week of insanity, a little break before everything really starts to fall apart lol

Lol is that Contra? This music and pickups are awesome.

He should try Nordic Ashes. It's a good game in the same genre but scandinavian mythology.

Vampire Survivors power creep is real, true, but remember that you very much can change what powers you have activated to customize difficulty. This is still a very well made game

Honest question: Did you ever play the original NES era Contra? I had it when I was like 6 years old so this is giving me a ton of nostalgia! The map is a clever mix of both the first stage from the NES and bits from the SNES era version. The remixed cover songs are on point too.

asmon turned to a minecraft character by this game XD

Watching asmongold call the time freeze wand garbage really hurts my soul. That thing fully upgraded is OP as hell. Edit: just jumped back into VS and oh man this game is so addicting still. I wish they released a physical version of this with a soundtrack or something. I'd buy it instantly

Anyone know the name of the song when he first queues up?

I literally just finished watching his old vampire survivor videos yesterday lol feels like he put these out for me 😂

With that being said, will Asmon play Contra with Mc? 👀 These guys needs to play some co-op or 2player games for the good old days.

@nai3346

15 күн бұрын

He's played Cuphead, but not Contra. Fake gamer detected.

Just started watching the 2 year old vampire videos...then a video pops up 5 mins ago for for a new vampire video. 😮

so glad hes back at it again with the vampires survivors !! some of his best commentary... winners win !!!

this music is like Contra music and the R and the flying power ups are the same as well as the bridge design lol

i think we all freaked out about the 2 years is because asmon played Halls of Torment last year. the games are very similar.

You playing Vampire Survivors or Contra? *Edit* I was looking at the DLC and Contra is one of the DLC's.... crazy

And it's now free to play the base on mobile ad free full game no pay to win or remove ads nonesense and the dlc only cost 2 bucks each

That is crazy, it doesn't feel that long ago..

The Contra throwback is awesome!

43:50 the guns are good but some of the new evolutions literally turn you into a god.

I'm a simple man: I see Garlic on the thumbnail and click on it.

I bought Vampire Survivors back then because of Asmon and always loved him playing it, idk what it is about this game buts its somehow very relaxing and addicting, I put 165 hours into it myself and it's such a simple game

I Hope he is Playing the other DLC s too

Leda, aka ballsack, can glitch since update. You need to refind them from the bottom of the tower again or use their cheat code.

1:12:31 when my drunk uncle shows me that he knows how to put different wallpapers for the home screen and lock screen on his phone

Ambrojoe throwing random furniture as the main attack is hilarious and satisfying

my same initial reaction.. lol about the characters in menu.. ill probably play again

the new animations are awesome.They really improved them.

holy shit it changed his life

Something is going on guys idk what whichever streamer old vod i watch they suddenly after a long time play that game ( happend with xqc , moist , and 2 Pokemon stremers , alphrad and now asmon) I was watching the 3rd vampire survivors vid rn

@sanosukesagara6104

17 күн бұрын

Let's test how good your powers truly are, go and watch asmon's FFXIV playthrough, if your powers are real I will send you a gift. Good Luck.

@Sam-jp1lr

17 күн бұрын

@@sanosukesagara6104 will try idk if it work again didn't work when i watched Tyler1 fall guys

@sorenrousseau

17 күн бұрын

​@@sanosukesagara6104 lolol

bill rizer is the guy from contra

I was literally just looking for this live stream!! Edit: Perfect timing guys!

It's Gojo with 1 eye missing. He'll be the Kakashi moment (having 1 eye covered, if you get the reference). Gojover for Fraudkuna.

that bitrate really tanked. wild to see that happening lol

My god... The nostalgia just hit me like crazy

just picked this up randomly on switch last month cuz bored. I am surprisingly amused and entertained by it. It is so simple, yet so random and fun.

The character Bill Rizer is a reference to Aliens. He looks like a Colonial Marine and gets his name from Bill (Paxton) and (Paul) Rizer.

My first exposure to Asmon wast Depp trial and Vampire Survivor. Got big into it before all the extra stuff and have put a ton of homies onto it.

Pandemic really time fucked a lot of people including myself. Fast forwarding through everything now

The soundtrack reminds me of Rise of The Triad - "Going down the fast way". Thank you Civvie for the knowledge.

@FlyfishermanMike

16 күн бұрын

Ludicrous gibs!

Launch with steam option of "Play with GPU lag fix" to resolve streaming problems.

Love the contra theme

Will you play Death Must Die's newest update? New character, new act, skill overhaul. Really fun!

1:04:36 literally everyone said for him to pick “box” lol 😅

I JUST started watching you play this game a few days ago!

It blows my mind that Asmon LOVES spinach, duplicator, and candelabrador, but HATES the weapons they evolve

This game was my intro to Asmongold what a short 2 years lol

Was watching his first playthrough, when my 3rd daughter was born. Helped with the sleepness nights

I can't wait for Asmon to release the next video of this game.

"It's too Loud!" You damn right it's too loud! *plays air guitar*

My friend loves this game. I got him into it and stopped playing after my prog got reset, he showrd me how much is had changed and it looks insane now

Asmonbold > I don't see the boss me > mate .. I don't see ANYTHING .. o.o

So frustrating to see home constantly pick the wrong thing.

such madlads to integrate contra into this, even the music

How come nobody pointed out the Contra theme of the first level?

1:31:12 and weapons

Part 2 ist coming ?

It’s been 2020 for 4 years.

My guy picked up a Bentley on the bridge.

"bro i NEED these upgrades." **leaves most of the gems that allow him to upgrade on the ground and refuses to get attractorb**

Garlic is coming back!