dude, just bring your own router on to the plane and ask the flight attendants to plug it in for you. you'd be surprised how polite and compliant they are when you're holding a gun to the pilots head

@jschlattLIVE

2 жыл бұрын

This worked back in 99

@milktea6676

2 жыл бұрын

@@jschlattLIVE I feel like jshlatt always gets mad at the randomness things 😂 toilet wiping standing up Wii sports fan art Minxs Googling himself Other peoples opinions Logo redesigns 1999 Honestly man I’m on the edge of my seat to see what’s next

@Jaymson_

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could give you second like

@CHR_real

2 жыл бұрын

@@jschlattLIVE damn you really hit the citizens with the wombo combo back in 99

@jenniferwhite6073

2 жыл бұрын

ngl you had me in the first half

I fly around 10 times a year and I’m so glad someone actually brought this up. Thank you Schlatt for representing those who have been suffering in silence

@LushSSB

2 жыл бұрын

@scale I didn’t ask

@aurum316

2 жыл бұрын

Yikes, a travelling normie

@thedak808

2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I fly to and from Hawaii, they have wifi. But it only connects to the plane’s server (movies, tv shows, etc.)

@cityinsect

2 жыл бұрын

i hope you are joking

@TheRealestKushSmoker420

2 жыл бұрын

Why do you fly 10 times a year?

This whole Wi-Fi thing has always been an issue with planes. Just feels like a class-action lawsuit waiting to happen

Out of all the KZreadrs who go on rants, Schlatt is one of the best at it. If a rant doesn't have good pacing, structure, and justification behind it, then it can fall apart. This was a really good rant. I should know, I'm something of a rant connoisseur myself.

he's pissed off

@BrizukoOG

2 жыл бұрын

he's pissed off

@Tarsalknight795

2 жыл бұрын

I think he's pissed off

@joshualee4692

2 жыл бұрын

guys i think he might be just a little pissed off

@jaylee6083

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm idk bit he might be pissed off

@theAWPspammer

2 жыл бұрын

Yo you down here

This is just like when the boys talk about airplanes for 24 minutes

@johnpizza950

2 жыл бұрын

True, Peter MSNBC am i right?

@magical5181

2 жыл бұрын

@visible guys are you apple rolling again? I hope not

@-Pank

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo I can’t

@bobbat2188

2 жыл бұрын

Airplane? What for?

@Yemeles1

2 жыл бұрын

For real

I’m glad to see Schlatt calling out the price for people who don’t have infinite amounts of money like he does.

Schlatt, I just wanted to say that I appreciate you. You always make my day better, and make me laugh. I have really bad anxiety, and your videos help me distract myself from my worries. Thank you for being hilarious.

Nothing will radicalise a person like shitty plane Wi-Fi, nationalise airlines so we can sort this out

@milktea6676

2 жыл бұрын

How about not using the Wi-Fi?

@saucy2833

2 жыл бұрын

I also want the same people who run the DMV to run airlines

@water3602

2 жыл бұрын

FINALLY!!!! It's here.

@gordonhoth8597

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, the gooberment will definitely make things better.

@NoChillAustin

2 жыл бұрын

Ah of course patterz is here, farming likes and subs off of others I see...again

seeing schlatts face and the title "I'm pissed off." has never filled me with more fear than ever before. whoever runs gogo better lock up because something may happen to them june 15th of 2022 at 8:37 pm.

@snuffow.1218

2 жыл бұрын

@Ba Ba ! shut up

@lordtoomas

2 жыл бұрын

as we both know, Schlatt always starts his war crimes at exactly 8:37pm

@Schloopytoober

2 жыл бұрын

3/5 people in this reply are bots. Damn

@Exile559

2 жыл бұрын

May, lmfao

@hadriandwyer2191

2 жыл бұрын

Finally, it's here

Jschlatts communist arc has spanned his whole existence on KZread, it is beautiful and plentiful in lore.

This has to be one of my favorite rants ever lol and so true

Multi-mic Schlatt is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

@derrypurnamasari3921

2 жыл бұрын

@@fimball2164 finally your dad left

@derrypurnamasari3921

2 жыл бұрын

@@homedecore3073 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER SPAMBOT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

@4chanwetdreams

2 жыл бұрын

just wait until you see what he did in 99’

@aneeveewhohasinternet1871

2 жыл бұрын

@@4chanwetdreams not as bad as what he did in '06

@4chanwetdreams

2 жыл бұрын

@@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 what about 01’?

I'm now currently imagining "Schlatt" sitting is his seat at someone's wedding, vibrating with anger over plane wifi.

@haiyuc

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@drcone4302

Жыл бұрын

I can imagine steam coming out of his ears

@cherrycreamsoda4253

10 ай бұрын

@@drcone4302 turned into a 1930s work whistle

can we get more of these they are extremely entertaining XD

As an aircraft mechanic, we have a "jschlatt" button we have to push whenever we know youll be on the plane, only you have these issues

Truly disgusting that some "airlines" would do this horrible thing.

@savannajade973

2 жыл бұрын

Almost as horrible as what he did to those women in 1999

@jarvis6253

2 жыл бұрын

@@savannajade973 nah this is worse

@prodbykaji

2 жыл бұрын

“airlines”

@prodbykaji

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 its AxxL again

@MetalMercutio

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 No women allowed after 1999

I was on 2 flights a few weeks back and the wifi was perfect and free everytime. This just makes me appreciate how non shitty our domestic airlines are. Hearing about americans talk about airplanes makes me genuinly fear for my life

@2175Nono

2 жыл бұрын

what country are you from?

@hbomb3266

2 жыл бұрын

What are your domestic airlines?

@mynameisasecret5320

2 жыл бұрын

@@hbomb3266 I'm Australian, and our main domestic airlines are jetstar, quantas, rex and virgin. Quantas and jetstar are owned by the same company, quantas has free wifi that works just fine all flight, and I've only ever seen jetstar wifi cost $5 AUD for a whole trip. (Which is less in USD) Virgin I'm pretty sure doesn't do wifi but the overall quality is still better then what I heard about spirit Airlines etc.

@Holl0wd

2 жыл бұрын

Yall have wifi on planes? Damn

@ibaxterrwoof

2 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisasecret5320 i agree, our domestic airlines got good wifi

This is why you download music and videos before the flight so that you can watch/listen to it the whole time. Although, I understand that some people need to use "The Internet" or Insta/Twitter. Thats why I hate the entire flight system. it sucks, its always too hot or too cold, there's always a toddler crying two rows back or someone kicking your chair, and every time you try to fall asleep your head falls forward and wakes you up. Also, even if you do fall asleep by the time you wake up your covered in sweat, drool and your confused to where you even are for a good 10 seconds.

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder this year than I just did at 6:50

Before I clicked the video: “When are you not angry, Schlatt?” After I watched the video: “Thank god I’m not the only one who was pissed off about this.”

@gegggggg

2 жыл бұрын

Slay

@nebulashitpostprodubtions5971

2 жыл бұрын

@Darius Bostic if I don't sin Jesus died for nothing.

@dre6117

2 жыл бұрын

@Darius Bostic if everyone sins, then Jesus also sins. Nice

@bigoudi07

2 жыл бұрын

@Darius Bostic Do not be afraid for your faith, Schlatt is a catholic using his influence to spread God's words of wisdom to his followers. Let things work itself.

@konondayo5397

2 жыл бұрын

how the fuck did this thread turn into a religion discussion

I deeply apologize to victims of shlatts actions when he was "pissed off". I send nothing but best wishes and quick physical and mental recovery 🙏🙏🙏

@bubblesxd

2 жыл бұрын

The bots above me probably have no friends

@Rayanial

2 жыл бұрын

@@bubblesxd lol

@tanghojittrevor374

2 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

@hogsrider8319

2 жыл бұрын

Worst of all he was in an airplane

@SurrKas

2 жыл бұрын

🙏

This is exactly a video I’ve wanted to see for so long. From anyone. Thank you schlatt.

The thing I don't understand with the added cost is that it doesn't cost them anymore to let you use it than not, so they're literally just trying to fleece even more money from you

ever since the "events" of 1999, "Jschlatt" being pissed off has never been a good thing

@kingoreo0012

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@cupnotavailable2353

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@DefTheRat

2 жыл бұрын

Never forget

@Nixxos

2 жыл бұрын

don't forget the events of 9/11/2001... don't make schlatt angry

@blurryphoto3379

2 жыл бұрын

conflicting reports abound, but we know it was either steel-toed boots or a yellow crowbar.

Truly disgusting that some “Airlines” would do this horrible thing.

@RealGameCraft101

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I remember that copypasta/meme. Good, good times

@avcables_

2 жыл бұрын

@@RealGameCraft101 bad times*

@blahajmybeloved

2 жыл бұрын

@@avcables_ very good times*

@no-px7jk

2 жыл бұрын

NO. STOP. DONT BRING IT BACK

@avcables_

2 жыл бұрын

@@blahajmybeloved bad times*

"STOP SAYING YOU ARE GONNA DO THINGS TO THE SLIPPE-" "i am super excited about the slipper :D"

Schlatt you make my day better and love your vids keep going with your vids

I am beginning to regain the memories regarding 1999 when Jscatt was last “pissed off” The memories are flooding back at extreme levels and I cannot suppress them

@ORIONVIIXI

2 жыл бұрын

Jscatt lol

@sh1tgotreal350

2 жыл бұрын

Jscatt💀

@ibaxterrwoof

2 жыл бұрын

i wish you well for your further recovery, things like this feel like they’ll never go away. 1999 was an intense year for many of us, so stay strong

Schlatt: refuses to buy wifi for 15 dollars Also schlatt literally 2 days ago: I bought gamer supps because anime cups

@crimsonlancer1872

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast the cups and gamer supps are reliable

@Exo7oxE

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he bought it because *b l u e*

@violetweaver4034

2 жыл бұрын

this is actually the worst point of all time

@DustyOrange

2 жыл бұрын

@@crimsonlancer1872 Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 actually a pretty good flavor by Russian Badger Also like the fact those anime cups list the artist they commission on the page too

@topmalk

2 жыл бұрын

He has his priorities in order

Better than being pissed on.

As someone about to be on 6 flights next week for the first time in a while I already knew this would be a problem. Thanks for the reassurance in my lack of faith big guy👍

I like schlatts videos, its good to see someone complaining about these small things that get on your nerves

@americankid7782

2 жыл бұрын

Just try and focus on the fact that you may still have a face

@E579Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@Joshua EdwinRoehl I do not want to click on that link

@E579Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@americankid7782 Its starting to peal off but i still do have a face

@henkdachief

2 жыл бұрын

i didnt even knew you can have you phone turned on let alone get entertained by it.. what an entitled prick

@houyeet

2 жыл бұрын

You’d love drew gooden then

A Jschlatt rant about planes? He's just still upset after over 20 years.

@domleo0815

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no…

@luiz3r0

2 жыл бұрын

@Guys look 👇🅥 nobody asked

@santinogabrielh.clarito6924

2 жыл бұрын

The moment he says he wants the plane to crash it means oh fucking no

EA airlines

I had no idea that airplanes had WiFi. All i do is turn on the airplane mode on my phone and just watch movies

Virgin airlines Australia was pretty good with their wifi. honestly, it was very good. It was free, no ads while connecting and a smooth connection process in general, I was able to watch an entire stream vod at 1080p with hardly any buffering. Really nice experience overall 9/10

@Thymed

2 жыл бұрын

Dang never have had free wifi, always have to pay like seven dollars for an alright signal

@rubberduck01

2 жыл бұрын

I've never paid for plane wifi before ever

@cefris

2 жыл бұрын

qantas has somewhat decent free wifi as well too

@saber10beats2

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, if only the actual Australian NBN was that too.

@infernolukegaming3212

2 жыл бұрын

As an Aussie this is true and very useful

Jschlatt rants never miss! ❤

@milktea6676

2 жыл бұрын

And they never fail to question my sanity 😂

@xavvierr5544

2 жыл бұрын

all of "your content" is just speed clips

@epicswag8802

2 жыл бұрын

comment botting

@someskeptic-kid9902

2 жыл бұрын

@today was a good day no shut up

@smugo.

2 жыл бұрын

You don't exist.

Its not just planes either, my family went on a cruise last year and we bought wifi for all our devices. It couldnt load a single thing for the entire seven days we were there

Love this, some actual non scripted contend, just real life stuff

>not bringing a laptop loaded with 843 torrented movies

@sin7136

2 жыл бұрын

it's just 843 versions of bee movie isn't it?

@Mikael440

2 жыл бұрын

Yo ganer!

@mountaindrew2241

2 жыл бұрын

what’s up checkmark

@My_Old_YT_Account

2 жыл бұрын

Or a phone with all of those movies

@Ronald98

Жыл бұрын

A pirate's life for me!

Those who record the payments must have been laughing their ass off about how stupid jschlatt must have been to buy their wifi, but little do they know the genius of his investment from his mistake turning a 30 dollar mistake into thousands.

i love how schlat has the audacity to make a 2 minute add in a 7 minute fucking video.

When any twitch streamer (people who can't read) tells you to read a book there is something truly monumentally wrong.

Shlatt: "American Airlines charging $15 for wifi is bordering on a war-crime!" Also Shlatt: *prices Rammie slippers at $120*

@gspandem1204

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that'e because WiFi from a multi billion dollar airline should be free. The slippers required a lot of time to make, and that's because of the quality.

@Mat-gf7nj

2 жыл бұрын

@@gspandem1204 lmao

@marshman9548

2 жыл бұрын

how do you think he makes back all the money he spends on in flight wifi

@dakota9821

2 жыл бұрын

@Noah Avshalom man out here acting like smash ultimate is some ungodly masterpiece... its not; it aint that good.

@Ran_hash

2 жыл бұрын

​@@dakota9821 he's not acting like it's a masterpiece, he's doing a price comparison with something the majority of people would deem to be of higher value then Rennie slippers

Years of flying on planes has taught me to always download movies/ music before I get on the flight, or be unblievably tired before I get on so I sleep through it

Reading on a plane is actually underrated

This is why you bring a phone with pre downloaded movies

I feel the same way about traveling internationally and trying to use your phone. Everything is entirely arbitrary. We have come so far technologically yet the companies that control this shit still want you disconnected from the rest of the world. You gotta step on eggshells if you don’t want to end up charged outrageously.

@NotPizzaroni2234

2 жыл бұрын

Why are all the replies bots?

Jschlatt, such a talent I think you could talk more than 10 minutes about whatever you want without any problem

@jahithber1430

2 жыл бұрын

checkmark ✔

@ZubIslame

2 жыл бұрын

Begone Robothot

@MinhQuangNguyen-og4mz

2 жыл бұрын

imagine these bots

@Elysiean

2 жыл бұрын

@Rare one I don't like this picture of your mother - send another please

@rockthejohnsondwayne2215

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinhQuangNguyen-og4mz i think this senoritas tops isnt even a bot

Hey Schlat thank you for the motivation to try and stream again and try youtube aswell. you have been a big part of my life right now and i just wanted to thank you.

As an aviation enthusiast airplane Wi-Fi is bullshit.

This is why I just bring a portable charger with me, turn on airplane mode, and draw for hours straight (the movies they provide in the plane also make for great background noise)

@InfinitelyConcise

2 жыл бұрын

See I try and do the same thing, but problem is I get motion sick so I cant even do that

@peraraptor6943

2 жыл бұрын

american airlines actually had decent movies too bad schlatts was broken

@missingno2401

2 жыл бұрын

i just whip out my computer and play halo i aint even gonna mess with the internet

That’s why I’ve always brought a handheld console with me I can’t tell you how much the DS line of consoles have helped me get through some of the most annoying plane rides of my life

@spoons7649

2 жыл бұрын

My DSi XL has saved me hours of boredom

@sebbychanforever

2 жыл бұрын

I still have and use my iPod nano for this reason, not requiring internet is amazing, and also not using the battery on my phone is nice

@bblulz7554

2 жыл бұрын

heading to myrtle beach at some point this summer and i swear to god my switch is gonna save my life while we inevitably take spirit and have the absolute shittiest flight known to man

You can really tell that Schlal was once a compsci major.

Mans on the brink of tears cuz of wifi on airlines

I just listened to a grown man rant about wifi for 7 minutes, and i some how enjoyed it. Good job “schlatt”

@obitree8128

2 жыл бұрын

Can you explain why people put "" when they say schlatt?

I really liked when “Schlatt” talked about his upcoming ‘communist arc’

@sprtrnds7880

2 жыл бұрын

*communist schlatt* *Bottom text*

@explosivediarrhoea4336

2 жыл бұрын

Finally it's here

@FROST_HUGGER

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIp5zrpqmcLcj7A.html . Finally its here.

Schlatt will find something that mildly annoys him and find a way to make a whole video about it. And have sponsorships in it.

Wifi works as long as you have airplane mode on

Schlatt could literally talk about anything for 10 minutes and I would watch to the end

@Vellis.

2 жыл бұрын

@Darius Bostic lmao I’m good bro

@theautisticartist9370

2 жыл бұрын

Chucklesandwich

@CheerryVR

2 жыл бұрын

@Darius Bostic I'm a atheist 🥴

@aynice7023

Жыл бұрын

@@CheerryVR ok and why would u just disrespect him like dude don’t u have anything better to to like clean your house?

@TriNitroT

Жыл бұрын

@@aynice7023 i don't think it's disrespectful to tell someone your religion

3:51 Schlage glitching out briefly

So glad my cell plan makes the inflight wifi free loll

This is why I save a shit ton of videos on my phone. So that if I’m ever stuck on a flight, I will have plenty of music and videos to watch while I am there. Now my main concern is just not letting a die on the flight-

Schlatt ranting about airplane wifi as Beethoven's seventh symphony plays in the background. Peak quality content ladies and gentlemen.

@quoteonquoteclub9711

2 жыл бұрын

my god its a botpocalypse

@quoteonquoteclub9711

2 жыл бұрын

@@m1lfhunt3r i never said you were

imagine this but vocoded. he's so funny when he's angry.

@stupidheadwisp

2 жыл бұрын

Someone tell me when that's made lol

@CupofJ0E

2 жыл бұрын

@Willy on Wheels disliked so it recommends it to less people

the reason why the free version could load what time you had left is likely cause it gets stored on the network you're on; the plane's network. basically: your phone get identified on a website that isn't hosted on its own and the site tells you how much time you have left. it can load it just fine since thr resources are RIGHT THERE

I thought he was going to talk about the street signs we have all stolen

just sat here for 7 and a half minutes to listen to a grown man rant about plane wifi, and i'm here for it

@user-gy4ym5gd2b

2 жыл бұрын

wifi rants are great. also good god the bots holy fuck the bots.

"Is this my communist arc" made me fucking double over

@grmpf

2 жыл бұрын

My brain cannot fathom the greatness that would be Schlatt going communist.

This is very helpful because I’ve been planning a trip to New York for quite a while.

I have never been on a flight and yet I still agree with this 100%.

jetBlue seems to be the only airline with passable WiFi; I flew to the UK from NY this past week, and although it dropped a fair amount, I was still able to use streaming services like HBO Max without too much issue. I feel your pain here with every other airline though.

@samt3412

2 жыл бұрын

JetBlue is the best airline and it's not even close

@professorlayman523

2 жыл бұрын

JetBlue all the way

@revilno

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, my dad is a Captain of JetBlue, and even HE complains about the Wi-Fi. Probably cause he flys every week. So I slightly agree, it’s the best out of everything, but it’s still bad.

@revilno

2 жыл бұрын

But luckily, for once, JetBlue had a great wi-fi once, letting me watch a Jschlatt stream. But American. OH AMERICAN. It is awful. 20 free minutes? No. Unlimited barely working Wi-Fi. It’s better just to not use it.

I did not expect “schlatt” actually talking about something like this, and yes, I agree, airplane Wi-Fi fucking sucks.

@Tufflewithyourballs183

2 жыл бұрын

Pathetic bots

@repolloasmuo

2 жыл бұрын

Wow 4 bots in a row

@quoteonquoteclub9711

2 жыл бұрын

@@repolloasmuo and we can now add a 5th one :/

@quoteonquoteclub9711

2 жыл бұрын

Make it 6

The word schlussy makes me wanna Helen Keller myself

The classical music behind each of the videos is impeccable

If we could get a weekly Jschlatt rant my life would be complete

@randomviewer3735

2 жыл бұрын

Riley, don't encourage the man Imagine what he will do

@zaqkilive880

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefloribbean pls dont

@zaqkilive880

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefloribbean but this is just a jschlatt video!

I WASNT EXPECTING THIS

@koibito8825

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@Mavve69

2 жыл бұрын

2 bot one comment lmao

@bigbyrome

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah because you definitely watched the whole video in one minute

@Mavve69

2 жыл бұрын

Hah I reported the bots now there gone

@mrp1796

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mavve69 3

Partner with Bad Dragon, give the people what they want.

I still don't get how it's so entertaining to wach someone rant about how much they hate something.

3:39 Schlippers

Watching this while my cat is in the hospital. He pulled a Jambo and ate something he shouldn't have. I hope he's gonna be okay. Edit: He's okay! He didn't need surgery. He got a lot of laxatives and painkillers but he's fine. :')

@spider6025

2 жыл бұрын

Is he good so far? ❤️

@I-luv-sharks

2 жыл бұрын

i hope he's ok. if he's not, i hope he gets better 🤍

@Funni-Archive

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, screw these bots advertising scams on a wholesome, cat related comment about pulling a jambo. As a fan of all cat I shall sacrifice myself for your cat to ensure safety.

I had to deal with this today and I was dying it is worse then school wifi

2:49 That's how having "Games, unlimited games but no games" feels like.

Surprisingly this video was useful. I’m about to fly for my very first time on American Airlines. Now I know to pack a book. Thanks Schlatt

@jean_etcetera

2 жыл бұрын

I work with the company that provides the internet, and Schlatt is right. Even I don't understand why it is so difficult for it to work properly lol my apologies u.u

You know he’s passionate when he pulls the second mic up

Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

Schlagg arch: buy 100k dollar monkey Complain about 15 dollars being spent.

Whenever I get upset I just take a stress shit. It just works for me. Don’t have a clue why.

Never thought I'd hear you being pissed about planes, considering the amount of jokes you've made 👀

@jjjaegerist0433

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus, FOUR BOTS!?

@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjjaegerist0433 They just love me.

@narwall7289

2 жыл бұрын

tragic botting on such a W comment

@RoflcopterLamo

2 жыл бұрын

Those weren’t jokes 💀

This is the single most relatable video I have ever seen on KZread

The same thing happened to me when I went on a cruise vacation, they charged tremendous prices for Wi-Fi and it didn't even work

"Is this my communist Arc" might have been my favorite jschlatt quote of the year so far

3:26 Shlattussy.

@TheInfectedGamerYT

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up! 😂

@derekwatson_651

2 жыл бұрын

STOP.

@starrycharacter

2 жыл бұрын

No

@starrycharacter

2 жыл бұрын

@@MythicalAbyss NO

watching this on the way to the airport thank you schlatt

Gotta love boingo in the army barracks. Shit works half the time and then every week it goes down for a whole day for “maintenance”

0:32 hey big man calm down we don't want a repeat of the tragedy

He clearly liked it

This is why you bring an emergency 3ds with your favorite game on it

i know genuine comments are rare, but this was a good video. Literally a dude talking to a camera, which is boring as hell compared to the giant red arrows everywhere nowadays, but he makes it interesting.