Schlatt: "I'm not gay" His fans: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that"

@sappysav7445

3 жыл бұрын

I love how schlatt put “cap incoming” before he said that he wasn’t gay LMAO

@mint_iguess

3 жыл бұрын

@@sappysav7445 Maybe it wasn't him but his editor. idk if he has one

@Pattrrs

3 жыл бұрын

@@mint_iguess He has one

@JevinJohnson-CloudShift

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm so straight I kiss guys because I know I won't enjoy it" best logic ever

@xeli3046

3 жыл бұрын

*her

Schlatt: “I am not gay” Editor: “cap incoming” He really had to do em like that

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear hon

@Xedrie

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku shut up

@isahuh3053

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku this is why you had to make a video called “STOP CYBERBULLYING ME”

@Jequarius67

3 жыл бұрын

i feel bad for schlatt finger broke through the roll i know from experience

@sluicesusan

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong way round

Schlatt: is a millionaire Schlatts bathroom: the equivalent of the bathroom of a gas station Subway

@valerka9012

2 жыл бұрын

He spends all his money on his beard , i swear to god . It looks good

@FeliX-yg6ng

2 жыл бұрын

@@valerka9012 true

@Omni-Man-Edits

2 жыл бұрын

Why is there a gas station in a subway

@papi5130

2 жыл бұрын

@@Omni-Man-Edits key word. “A gas station subway.” Some gas stations have a mini subway in them. Like some Walmart’s do.

@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME

2 жыл бұрын

He stays rich by avoiding spending money

I dont get why everyone hates him 😭 hes so funny

@ethan.0805

2 жыл бұрын

Its cause nobody can take a joke these days lol

@cynthiaaxyz

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethan.0805 fr people are so soft

@muffinlord99

2 жыл бұрын

People are just not that bright.

@anonymouscheesepie3768

2 жыл бұрын

cuz the ugly bird loves telling people what to do and the ugly bird hates it when they have no power over someone and so the ugly bird hates him specifically

@cynthiaaxyz

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymouscheesepie3768 💀

JSchlatt and Jambo walking towards door saying “c’mon Jambo, we’ve got some money to make” Is quite possibly the cutest thing on the internet.

@coffxx_addictxd3613

3 жыл бұрын

It is tho

@infinityheart_tm9270

3 жыл бұрын

Come on Master Chief let’s get the fuck outta here

@LDimno

3 жыл бұрын

1:56

@isocialist

3 жыл бұрын

Calliope pfp... 😳

@lazyDudesGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@isocialist calliope with short hair baby

Schlatt when he got a new cat : I just made the best purchase of my life Also Schlatt :

@gavingadway

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shoot, I said your comment in a different way. Do you want me to delete it?😂

@justincoltharp9701

3 жыл бұрын

The power of schlatt is he genuinely is excited by everything. So everything is fantastic to him

@leebeehua1931

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavingadway Its okay

@leebeehua1931

3 жыл бұрын

@@justincoltharp9701 I can agree

@Get.Drished

3 жыл бұрын

Never mind this is my best purchase of life.

"cmon jambo, we got some money to make!" this made me smile for some reason lol

Jschlatts walk after using the bidet had me dying of laughter

That is the single most depressing bathroom I've ever seen one

@unknowner076

3 жыл бұрын

it even has CARPET LIKE WTH

@ivorydoesgacha7755

3 жыл бұрын

Ik

@Bmm2433

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknowner076 I have carpet in my washroom is that weird

@RandomWeeb

3 жыл бұрын

Lol your pfp is from Charlotte

@crowmosome5002

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bmm2433 Yes very much. The reason to not do that is that mold can build up under the carpet and get on top of it if liquids from toilet, sink, or shower/bath get into it since bacteria and other shut live moisture in that nice warm carpet of yours.

His New York accent comes out way more when he’s scared

@idkman9696

3 жыл бұрын

Defense mechanism

@sirshelf

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkman9696 omg yes

@lizasimpkins6033

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkman9696 best response you couldve given

@vunga8195

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkman9696 HAHAHA

@markerblue8966

3 жыл бұрын

*s p o o k e d*

As a french, i find the bidet extremely weird and when my grandparents had one (unused) and i was too short to reach the thing to clean my hands, i would do it with the bidet I then learned what it was originally for and i never used it ever again I am terrified of bidets since then

Ok but Jambo crab walking with a little trill is prolly my absolute favorite I love him 😭

Schaltt's cat being a feline version of him makes this even better

@frenox3307

3 жыл бұрын

why are there not any replies lmao.

@wuffalo

3 жыл бұрын

@@frenox3307 beats me

@mlgwolftrix4708

3 жыл бұрын

@@frenox3307 idk man

@affjdjdndachdndndm5371

3 жыл бұрын

trol

@StarSwisss

3 жыл бұрын

@@frenox3307 youtube hadnt even given me a notification that anyone liked this, only realised when ur reply showed up lmao

schlatt choosing not to blur out the pubes on his toilet was a bold move and i applaud him tbh

@eater_of_yeets

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this same thing tbh

@freddieh.mercury8893

3 жыл бұрын

@ham nai h I agree

@__eggy__

3 жыл бұрын

i was literally thinking of this

@ArixCupio

3 жыл бұрын

sorry what-

@rac9569

3 жыл бұрын

Schlubes

I never in my life thought I would hear Schlatt go 'pspspsps' to a cat.

6:36 schlatt telling you to wipe with his merch

Schlatt:"I'm not gay" Gayschlatt compilation video:"History will not see it that way"

@grimendstone

3 жыл бұрын

@NonDunePipp I think he has that word blocked

@fuimbi

3 жыл бұрын

Historians will see the video and still say he wasn’t gay

@okiebyebye

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimendstone who jschlatt?

@dimitri6171

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJyWo66ddMTHgs4.html

@nyctoby

3 жыл бұрын

@@okiebyebye yea

Some stand up while wiping Some stay seated while wiping But all shall rise whenever jschlatt uploads

@angelfowler2241

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@recitationtohear

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eXqV19KzZtDWqps.html

@Shield-ul9tx

3 жыл бұрын

Also the opposite of each other cant wrap theyre heads around how they do it

@TheEdenSnow

3 жыл бұрын

All rise for the furry goat overlord

@darksregions6816

3 жыл бұрын

When you realize owo is the top comment of this video

jshlatts content is always very unique

3:23 jambo :)

"Let me introduce you to my bathroom" Me: oh boy here we go

@DamiemBlorp

3 жыл бұрын

Hello random verified person ill like your comment

@Kumbucket50

3 жыл бұрын

checkmark...???

@recitationtohear

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eXqV19KzZtDWqps.html

@big_cum_daddy_four_incher

3 жыл бұрын

what's up checkmark

@idkwhattoput4006

3 жыл бұрын

What’s up checkmark :nice:

Schlatt’s bathroom is probably the most cursed thing i’ve seen in my life

@Jambion

3 жыл бұрын

The previous one was much. Much. Much. Worse.

@iammrhappy3387

3 жыл бұрын

The 420 likes is worse

@VylaGZ

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna know now

@DaveDoesntGame567

3 жыл бұрын

@@VylaGZ you haven’t seen it?

@mrfosilman

3 жыл бұрын

@@VylaGZ One word. *CARPET*

i have never laughed so genuinely in my life

I find it very hard to believe that Japan is the only country that had toilets figured out, France had the right idea but Japan has made going to the toilet a pleasurable experience

@supermudkipz

Жыл бұрын

I dunno about you but I find shitting to be a very enjoyable experiance

@Massive_Orange

11 ай бұрын

What is wrong with you?

"I am not gay, I'm not gonna tell you I'm gay to sell more hoodies" We need more men like schlatt

@Double_OJ

3 жыл бұрын

I also noticed to "cap incoming" lmao

@shroast6990

3 жыл бұрын

We really do need more men that aren’t gay

@alexguardado3666

3 жыл бұрын

@@shroast6990 I’m one

@joshdonkin7777

3 жыл бұрын

@@shroast6990 wow

@diorsse

3 жыл бұрын

i mean tbf he used to be

“Come on Jambo, we’ve got some money to make!”

@dimitri6171

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJyWo66ddMTHgs4.html

@cybernubmaster988

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it

THIS is why i love watching Schlatt💀😭

thanks for posting this right after getting jambo and saying jambo was the best purchase of your life you really done-goofed that up

That cat has the best comedic timing.

@yassir8501

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@some_random_rando

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@gatetohstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@statelover354

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@squooshy2999

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

Jambo is literally the best actor, he makes this even funnier than it already was

@cerealb4mlk

3 жыл бұрын

@Vap Pri no.

@sirhissboi6100

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@egg3255

3 жыл бұрын

Jschlatt's cat, Jambo, makes videos 1000% funnier

@noha.osama.x

3 жыл бұрын

@Austin Reece yes now go away and do ur homework kid

@ellyjoe1503

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

0:48 that’s gotta be the best description ever

I’m so happy because his youtooz came out in my birthday

its schlad

@stellalaa_

3 жыл бұрын

Hello verified person

@shidder2610

3 жыл бұрын

what's up checkmark

@sylvberry

3 жыл бұрын

what’s up checkmark

@shidder2610

3 жыл бұрын

in b4 top of comments section just for having a checkmark

@flood999

3 жыл бұрын

what’s up checkmark

This was so serious he had to actually say that he's not gay. I've never seen such a serious situation from Schlatt

@mychemicalimbalance_

3 жыл бұрын

We don't believe him

@luciusisdead

3 жыл бұрын

nah, he’s probably just a top

@sidrayouwantmetosaymylastn9192

3 жыл бұрын

is he actually gay or not

@lilmissytrissy7668

3 жыл бұрын

Well it also said cap incoming before he said it

@specialoperationsunitalpha9737

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Jambo made it all the more hilarius as reaction to the bidet 😂😂😂😂

I've never seen someone so scared of a bidet 😂 It is a good idea jschlatt

“And I didn’t shit for a month after that..” Got me wheezing

From the thumbnail i thought he finally found an indestructible keyboard

@a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750

3 жыл бұрын

That’s too much power for one man

@benji600

3 жыл бұрын

Needs to get an indestructible desk first

@aaaaaaaaaa7980

3 жыл бұрын

If there is one he'd find away to destroy it

@sentrygunmainman5010

3 жыл бұрын

If he had an indestructible keyboard. He might destroy himself

@ickyattorney1012

3 жыл бұрын

Same tho

Cat's reaction is priceless

You have the most weirdest things that you post about and I love it

I love how he changed the title from "The Worst Purchase Of My Life." to "The Best Purchase Of My Life."

@mekayla5527

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@urmompart2210

3 жыл бұрын

because he buy yootoo z

@oublie-moi

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@li0nna

3 жыл бұрын

Abi anlamıyorum ya nasıl insanların tuvaletlerinde su şeysi yok, hala kavramakta zorluk çekiyorum

Even Jambo was horrified by the power of the bidet.

@ToasttSG

3 жыл бұрын

Chirp, am I right?

@chupakabruhhh1613

3 жыл бұрын

@Brooklynn Nelms agreed (2)

@benbovard9579

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToasttSG Funnily enough, Chirp is the disc me and my friends play whenever we fight the ender dragon

@chem1349

3 жыл бұрын

@Brooklynn Nelms agreed (4)

@QueenRatMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToasttSG you are right, musical circle

this is the most random video but i love it, and i am dying.

I love how Jambo is just as confused and terrified as he is.

The toddler walk just keeps getting more intense each time we see him

@missing_link_

3 жыл бұрын

@nothing just look can you like.... stop..?

@ariesdamnato923

3 жыл бұрын

@@missing_link_ what's the video link??

@missing_link_

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariesdamnato923 no clue, but they keep commenting that link-

@missing_link_

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they're just promoting their videos-

@ariesdamnato923

3 жыл бұрын

@@missing_link_ That's annoying asg

Schlatt: buys cheapest bidet Also Schlatt: complains about how it’s too cold and high pressure…

@TurqSamurai

3 жыл бұрын

@Vap Pri street food tastes gross

@Dylan_____

3 жыл бұрын

sure sounds like something someone who uses a bidet would say...

@TurqSamurai

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dylan_____ tf is a bidet

@TurqSamurai

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dylan_____ oh nvm

@Dylan_____

3 жыл бұрын

@@TurqSamurai did you even watch the video

I love this guy

As a wise man said “I am disgusted that people stand up to wipe their ass” funny video keep up the good work shlatt!

I love how every time Schlatt makes a semi-major purchase, he makes a video about it just for the tax write-off. Edit: Jesus I get it, It's "write-off" calm down everyone.

@ethand.5937

3 жыл бұрын

mailbox

@almondmelk

3 жыл бұрын

Ride off 💀

@jackras6139

3 жыл бұрын

“ride off”

@erite_zx4499

3 жыл бұрын

Ride off

@tony_5156

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck taxes

"I am not gay!" "I would go all the way in gay chicken."

@bleedingmasque.6193

3 жыл бұрын

"Whoever pulls out, uh, he's the gay one"

@yo.potatoes

3 жыл бұрын

@@bleedingmasque.6193 WTFFFF😂

@bleedingmasque.6193

3 жыл бұрын

@@yo.potatoes he said it, not me I am simply a vehicle to voice this technicality

@solveig431

3 жыл бұрын

I meeeeaaan

@beercansam9290

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not gay he’s powerful

schlatt is the only man who could make taking a dump entertaining

This is gold🤣... I have watched only the jambo video and this one...

I want a Gif of Schlatt and Jambo running out the door saying "come on jambo, we got some money to make"

@notlucyanna563

3 жыл бұрын

on it

@cloudoloud1285

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Trathien-

3 жыл бұрын

i dont think you know what a gif is

@cloudoloud1285

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trathien- say that to yourself mate lol. We dont mean with the audio maybe something like words at the bottom with the speech there.

@Trathien-

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudoloud1285 i know what a gif is, you clearly also dont know what a gif is

I watched this on the toilet using my own bidet

@_ayoitsvic_3180

3 жыл бұрын

please god stop

@anapple1220

3 жыл бұрын

Apple

@Very-Uncorrect

3 жыл бұрын

Apple

@clonetrooper2168

3 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

@mayimimi9615

3 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

Standing up and wiping is the best way 👍💯

i love jambo so much

Why is it wholesome when he says “come on jambo!”

I have to say, as a french man, I'm both horrified and proud of this concept

@golfboyshi

3 жыл бұрын

how can you be proud

@gab2658

3 жыл бұрын

@@_dayee2388 the best invention

@Emberswildwolfers

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@choukettechoukette5342

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@vexirm3607

3 жыл бұрын

I just copied and posted this to hope to get that thing on his videos. Stop liking this and go find the original

Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing.

Best video I’ve ever watched. I say this a lot but jschlatt is literally my dad but younger

The “cap incoming” part got me LMAO

@notracc9096

3 жыл бұрын

Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he lives you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you eill go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏

@rocketio

3 жыл бұрын

@@notracc9096 lol

@Praepositus_Magna_Muliebris

3 жыл бұрын

@@notracc9096 ??? Why, this is not the place for this.

@Praepositus_Magna_Muliebris

3 жыл бұрын

@@notracc9096 also the Christian god is called Yahweh so yeah

@hazel2971

3 жыл бұрын

@@notracc9096 oh my god shut up

“I was not privy to this information” was the most ingenious unintentional joke I’ve ever heard

@gremlinonion1323

3 жыл бұрын

Wait I don't get it

@mr.froschi6526

3 жыл бұрын

Explain it please.

@cryed0

3 жыл бұрын

iirc privy means toilet

@freddieowen8831

3 жыл бұрын

Privy = Toilet 😭

@okie9025

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryed0 in what language

Totally buying the Schlatt plushy They look so good and I love them

so the "The Best Purchase Of My Life." isn't Jambo

I could've sworn this man said Jambo was the best purchase in his life Edit: Jambo it is

@anapple1220

3 жыл бұрын

This is true 2 Also you spelled jambo wrong

@dkth3inkmachine698

3 жыл бұрын

@@anapple1220 This is true 3

@lepus9588

3 жыл бұрын

... jambo

@thebestdanjan

3 жыл бұрын

Jambo?

@explicitcomments

3 жыл бұрын

keep

i love your videos so much i cant stop laughing 😂♥️

I was laughing so hard my dog and cat started freaking cuz they thought I was dying lmaooo

“This is the best purchase of my life.” Jambo: Am I a joke to you?

@DyslexicMitochondria

3 жыл бұрын

haha literally

@dyslexicmitochondriashorts7088

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria Cool username. Cool channeI too

@akish302

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@rexailos475

3 жыл бұрын

Wait he adopted him, he didn't buy him

@rempuia69

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria cool username We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

There’s no need to hide it Schlatt, we all know that ever since you bought your new standing desk you’ve become a stander for life.

@SafetyKitten

3 жыл бұрын

Standing while wiping is actually the most disgusting concept of all time

@whyme3927

3 жыл бұрын

@@SafetyKitten agreed

@TheRealestKushSmoker420

3 жыл бұрын

@ham nai h bruh what

@okie9025

3 жыл бұрын

@@SafetyKitten nobody stands, it's a squat at most

How did this video not get taken down 😂😂🤣

2:06 Flustered plush?! Plush flustered

when jambo and him got scared at the same time i laughed so hard

@sullivan100yearsago4

3 жыл бұрын

Ik same

This takes the line "I'd rather die standing than live kneeling." To a whole 'nother level

@evanf-raw

3 жыл бұрын

@I complete shut up

Watching this at midnight makes me question my life choices

That part about what a bidet is made me laugh so hard, I’m a child mentally

Two schlatt videos in one month??? We have been blessed

@meretricious.

3 жыл бұрын

Truly

@leikeiwei1059

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@simonmerrill3388

3 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

@nathanfielderfan111

3 жыл бұрын

Truly.

@eggnog7823

3 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

0:00 when you take a shit and the water splashes up

@CFM2

3 жыл бұрын

poseidon kiss 😫

@oguzomlet906

3 жыл бұрын

@u know me? no I don't and I don't want to

@tradeliftsaman

3 жыл бұрын

wassup checkmark

@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt

3 жыл бұрын

@@CFM2 😳😳😳😳

@baithuy

3 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

1:44 "Fantasstic!"

Literally as he said it I was wiping while standing up.

stg I thought he was gonna say “I swallowed my pride, and put Minx’s presents she got me a couple weeks ago to good use.”

@cadimikesell8112

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@optimusburrinktea562

3 жыл бұрын

Omg what is your pfp, my orchestra teacher had that printed out on his wall wtf

@andyo3637

3 жыл бұрын

@@optimusburrinktea562 tell your orchestra teacher that he is legendary

@dimitri6171

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJyWo66ddMTHgs4.html

@MaddoxNine

3 жыл бұрын

I had the same thought. The thumbnail looks ominous

Jambo: Maow

That reaction had me dieing XD

“I’m not gay I won’t tell you I’m gay” “I was the champion at gay chicken”

@thebootybandit3804

3 жыл бұрын

@I complete is this some Muslim stuff or something?

@1810jeff

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows it's not gay as long as you win gay chicken.

I lived in Okinawa for 3 years and a lot of public bathrooms had bidet and listen, if you get a good quality one they are heavenly and a life changing experience, honestly wiping is obsolete.

“CMON JAMBO WE GOT SOME MONEY TO MAKE” i better fucking see an artist draw Jambo and Schlatt as CEOs just vibing with shades on and everything

You know it’s a risky product if even Jambo himself is startled by it

@deez7297

3 жыл бұрын

U mean soup?

@rottenribz

3 жыл бұрын

@@deez7297 His name is Jambo, but chat calls him Soup

@DaybreakPT

3 жыл бұрын

He's Jcatt now.

@snowfox4277

3 жыл бұрын

@ari Kh Get your wife beating cult out of here. If you’re gonna promote it then maybe you should tell them everything it says... Quran 4:34 “Men are caretakers of women, since Allah has made some of them excel the others, and because of the wealth they have spent. So, the righteous women are obedient, (and) guard (the property and honor of their husbands) in (their) absence with the protection given by Allah. As for women of whom you fear rebellion, convince them, and leave them apart in beds, and beat them. Then, if they obey you, do not seek a way against them. Surely, Allah is the Highest, the Greatest.”

@rottenribz

3 жыл бұрын

@yup Sure a headpat with that too ✌️😩

Schlatt: *unholy toilet installing noises* Jambo: *full halloween pose* Ah yes the perfect chaotic couple

@vikation5576

3 жыл бұрын

@I complete stop

@JadeTechna

3 жыл бұрын

@I complete no

@Toehamster

3 жыл бұрын

@@vikation5576 What did they say?

@johnnyjoestar2335

3 жыл бұрын

Schlatt*

@vikation5576

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toehamster he was posting a link without any context I think

The waddle at the end had me crying dude.

I watched this while standimg up and wiping

The fact that Schlatt is constantly trying to get me to buy stuffed animals now really sends me.

@ryandabeast333

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that I’m buying them too-

@ifae1933

3 жыл бұрын

the fact that im buying it rn

@MattDueskable

3 жыл бұрын

what does it send you?

@Ciretako

3 жыл бұрын

you could have jschlatt's fursona in your house though 😳

@marii7363

3 жыл бұрын

totally not buying them rn

That’s not a bathroom, that’s a glorified closet. A glorified closet that now shoots water.

@iwouldshipyoubutno7676

2 жыл бұрын

Would one call it.... A water closet?

@dennis_s

2 жыл бұрын

@@iwouldshipyoubutno7676 Aaaaahhhh! Bri'ish Moment

@iwouldshipyoubutno7676

2 жыл бұрын

@@dennis_s ah, thank you! But unfortunately I'm just a stupid American making stupid puns😆😂😆😂😆

@dennis_s

2 жыл бұрын

@@iwouldshipyoubutno7676 Well, you and I aren't as different as you may think. I'm also American. 🇺🇸

@iwouldshipyoubutno7676

2 жыл бұрын

@@dennis_s 'ey, nice! Well, either way, I hope you have a great day!

the way jambo sidestepped lmao

I love how jambo just stumbled back when seeing high pressure

I’ll be dambed if he doesn’t make a part two where he buys the most expensive one available.

@b__c7538

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, dambed

He could have prepared himself for the bidet by using the training kit Minx sent him

@elongated2761

3 жыл бұрын

A what???

@nicolasa.3192

3 жыл бұрын

The shear gremlin in the laugh that just escaped my mouth...

@mobilek2137

3 жыл бұрын

What kit??

@baileydas

3 жыл бұрын

@@mobilek2137 Listen to the chuckle sandwich podcast

@Hollybolly._

3 жыл бұрын

@@mobilek2137 go look at the chuckle podcast with minx’s being a guest on there

Its 10:00 pm and im trying not to luagh nr 🤣🤣

😂😂😂YES I love seeing him SUFFER😂😂😂

Schlatt: I’m not flirt with other guys on dating shows Weston: “I’m Schlatt’s ex...”

@jazzyssleepy

3 жыл бұрын

@ari Kh IM CRYING LAUGHING

@kate.1791

3 жыл бұрын

@ari Kh LMAO PLEASE-

@blaiseburton

3 жыл бұрын

@ari Kh begone bot

@sxlvx1261

3 жыл бұрын

@ari Kh why is everyone laughing at this comment-

@mjhws

3 жыл бұрын

@ari Kh you did not make me listen to Quran in the mf bathroom-

"The best purchase of my life" Jambo: 😐

@allftw2677

3 жыл бұрын

I think jambo was a rescue cat

@nopotatovisible2550

3 жыл бұрын

he didnt buy Jambo, he got him for free at the shelter because he had ringworm

@AnEldritchBeing

3 жыл бұрын

@@allftw2677 imma pretend I did

@AnEldritchBeing

3 жыл бұрын

@@nopotatovisible2550 'nt hear that

I clicked on this video to watch something while I eat. 4 minutes in I realized what that clip at the beginning was and I was out man XD