The “girl we can tell” 💀💀💀 not you roasting yourself.

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

lil straggly bowl cut aint fooling anyone LOL

@indiganoir

3 жыл бұрын

@@KellyStamps i cunnot with you

@FamFamily

3 жыл бұрын

Kelly is a funny one! ☺

@ArtsyIslandGirlJamaicanVlogs

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@philmosh249

3 жыл бұрын

Loved them all especially the last one! Your beauty continued to enhance and grow as you matured and as a woman. From someone on the outside looking in, the beautiful K.S., is second to none

I don’t understand why black mothers think straight hair equals “fast” . By far the weirdest stigma in the black community

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

I read an article that suggested it might've come from slavery. I must find it...

@uchewb3

3 жыл бұрын

@@KellyStamps I would love to read more about this if you do ever find it

@CiaoColeG

3 жыл бұрын

I was an adult at the time, but once when I straightened my curly hair, one of my uncles asked "Who is he?" Why would straight hair=wanting a man?

@anchork5917

3 жыл бұрын

@@CiaoColeG Omg! I wear my natural hair... curly..Like I don't straighten it and some of my family members insinuate that once I settle down and "find a man" I will straighten/relax my hair 😷😷😷 I think this idea stems from the eurocentric ideas of beauty that are deeply embedded in our daily lives.

@chioma2844

3 жыл бұрын

I’m very confused as to where that came from. I’ve never heard a hair style depicting someone’s ‘characteristics’.

*Time for a good ole debate at 10 AM this Saturday morning.* Daughters of old, southern mothers please chime into this argument at 6:15 about acting fast! I think Black moms worry about us looking "too grown" when they should be focusing on the men they leave us unattended with at the reunion. 🐸☕️ I think this mindset is destructive to little girls growing up. Thoughts?

@willrandolphv1588

3 жыл бұрын

This a whole ass sermon

@RobAllbanks

3 жыл бұрын

Facts, they definitely should!

@miahollins8618

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that we aren't allowed to be teenagers or children and that our bodies are sexualized as soon as we go through puberty. Super destructive 👎🏾

@yamilextaveras

3 жыл бұрын

Totally 💯 plus, also focus on the education we give to our children, girls and boys as well.

@Blecyn

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree. Moms are fond of giving us the women directions and wondering what we are upto. They teach us how to be this and that while they let the men just become what they do please. Yes it’s destructive and new mothers need to do better.

Girl... Ugh, people who warn little black girls against being "fast" give me hives. There's a much needed discussion about that but *rubs temples* I have a headache already

@SebiDtv

3 жыл бұрын

And these be the same people telling their sons to get with as many girls as possible smh. 🗣TELL YOUR SONS TO RESPECT WOMEN AND YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO HANG YOUR HATS ON TELLING YOUR DAUGHTERS TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. SMH.

@lunron9548

3 жыл бұрын

@@SebiDtv Exactly

@vellytyre5658

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair, this fear is instilled in them by the men and societal pressures of their generation.

flower braids were definitely the winner, I wanna film this video now lolol

@graciekerr3137

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ralphkeeldar4726

3 жыл бұрын

I understand haha. Lol.

@ArtsyIslandGirlJamaicanVlogs

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ralphkeeldar4726

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtsyIslandGirlJamaicanVlogs 👍🏾💐

@mymydigitaldiary

3 жыл бұрын

omg i was just about to watch ur video after this one

I sometimes wonder if she ever breaks down laughing...or of she keeps a straight stone cold face through her dialog..comedic genious.

"my true ethnicity jumping out and exposing me" 😂 i died

@Chynaa_blak

3 жыл бұрын

Screamin 😂‼️😂

@JoannaRoxanne

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it's such subtle humor. I love it!!

black moms: "I'm just gonna bump the ends"

@SammyDaGawd

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo love a good bump and curl over

@divinetiming4092

3 жыл бұрын

I HATE THAT STATEMENT. 😭😂lies

@mimi_j

3 жыл бұрын

😩😩😭😭😭

@kikibara1

3 жыл бұрын

Why do they universally do that?! Ive not met a black girl who hasnt heard that at some point😭

The fact that Kelly has a PhD and was in the air force... GIRL, bless us with your time management skills!

@darrelyeo

3 жыл бұрын

honestly an ICON

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

I finished med school online at Stampede University in a YEAR

@thenowgoddess9097

3 жыл бұрын

Loool

@lil.ms.j7156

3 жыл бұрын

@@KellyStamps good, that tells me it's very doable 🙏✌😅

@kitbracadabra

3 жыл бұрын

@@KellyStamps how the heck????? how??????? is that legal omg do you have clones

Kids today don’t know the struggles of a glow up 😭

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

THEY ARE LUCKY

@arelysjournal

3 жыл бұрын

why are sixth graders literally more attractive than me LOL

@vournalist

3 жыл бұрын

@@arelysjournal it’s truly unprecedented

@honied_doll887

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean- 😂

@chrystianaw8256

3 жыл бұрын

Right?!

The “lord farquadd flips” girl noooo 💀😭

@alwaysyouramanda

3 жыл бұрын

Favorite reference but yeah- NOOO 😭

@ecb3828

3 жыл бұрын

@@alwaysyouramanda hahaha right 💀

@JoannaRoxanne

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I couldn't stop laughing!!

@southerngal8034

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣

i think we had matching ed hardy shirts and glasses

@Luckimee

3 жыл бұрын

I worked for Ed Hardy... twice

@julithewizards1358

3 жыл бұрын

@@Luckimee 😱

When I finally find an Eataly to try my first tiramisu, Im going to walk in there with my head held high and tell them Kelly Stamps sent me. 😎

@THEDONSTR8Fightah76

3 жыл бұрын

.

@grubhubby1703

3 жыл бұрын

Be forewarned, it will ruin all other tiramisu for you because it's so good!!

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

YES

Kelly in your Air Force years you looked like a contemporary Joan of Arc, I think it fits the situation, you have to be a hero to go to the Air Force/Army, so thank you for your service!

@CocoaHerBeansness

3 жыл бұрын

@서근후 why? she's hella resourceful.

@StephaniRoberts

3 жыл бұрын

I thought she looked Joan of Arc chic with a touch of Private Benjamin vibes. And seeing that reminded me she’s a true Renaissance woman. Seriously Kelly, what *can’t* you do?? And always with your unapologetic sense of style...at least in the moment (later you can look back and rip yourselfwith videos like this). You were NEVER boring or trying to fit in. Love that!! 🙌🏼👏🏼💓

@CocoaHerBeansness

3 жыл бұрын

@서근후 depends on which country's military you're in. In Scotland you're Required to have a strong sense of self determination because soldiers who Only do as their told often end up being manipulated by crooked generals into committing war crimes.

@CocoaHerBeansness

3 жыл бұрын

@서근후 except the USA military have and do still commit war crimes regularly.

@sylviasace

3 жыл бұрын

@서근후 what military are you in? In the USMC we are encouraged to outperform and stick out from the crowd. I want to be the loudest, fastest, strongest, most brilliant thing this Corps has ever seen. From my experience we reward that.

God I haven’t heard the term “fast” since highschool. What a slap in the face of nostalgia whew.

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

WHEW CHILE

@Michelle-pn9xt

3 жыл бұрын

Are you younger than she is?? If not, what is your point? I see your oic.

"You know what's really going to suck for me? When the race war begins. Everyone's going to be in the streets fighting and I'm going to be forced to be the water boy because I am too white for black people, and too black for white people. I can't even fight on either side. Fear not, I am prepared in case someone tries to hurt me. I found a way to take down my opponent. I will perform a K-Pop dance. Because, according to society, nothing is scarier than a black woman with diversified interests... Now, let's go shopping; I love a civil war haul!" - Kelly Stamps, an Icon, a Legend, Duchess of the American Suburban Millennial Black Girl State

@courtneyjohnson5839

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like when nerdy/alternative black ppl act like a global racist hegemony is the same as black folks teasing you for how you talk. Like one will lynch you and the other will make fun of you

@kennedyjojackson1202

3 жыл бұрын

@@courtneyjohnson5839 It's not really a comparison, it's a joke. On one hand, you hear 'you're not black enough' from your own. Then 'your too black' from white people. I'm well aware my own people won't lynch me but feeling like an outcast when we share the same skin stings regardless.

@courtneyjohnson5839

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennedyjojackson1202 I know she's joking but this is a repeating theme. Her and your feelings are valid but that dynamic is a symptom of racism itself so I don't like them being placed opposite each other like that.

@random_user9302

3 жыл бұрын

Well I suppose it’s a good thing you don’t have to like them, or surely, truly, the world would end.

@anonanon2712

3 жыл бұрын

@@courtneyjohnson5839 !!! i enjoy her videos but I've noticed that!! i wasn't able to put it into words but you did. it's funny bc i was once the exact same way 😭

Getting bullied in middle school just makes for a good sense of humour and some GREAT KZread content

“My hair is like wagyu steak, some things are better left being untouched” 💛 - mine too sis, mine too 😂

The “sabotage” of the hair was definitely real back in the day 😂 “I’m just gonna bump the ends.” Lmao

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

THE BUMP STAYED ALL THROUGHOUT THE DAY TOO

@black_swanN

3 жыл бұрын

Even in France tbh .... bumps everywhere. Why?

@southerngal8034

3 жыл бұрын

Facts!!!

“Fast” was a thing in the north as well. 💕👧🏾

Stampede university has so much to offer: even hairdressing lessons with slide shows of hairstyles gone wrong lol ❤

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

A great elective course!

@darrelyeo

3 жыл бұрын

Stampede university is honestly the best university out there

Preschool Kelly looks like she would judge my fashion sense. She has the "Girl, really?" look down to a tee. Edit: I got a heart from Kelly, but then noticed a spelling error, and then when I edited it, the heart went away. So I'm just gonna go and sit in a corner and regret my existence. Byebye.

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

It was probably an accident LOL. I go through and heart comments as I take my walk to fish n chips.

@srutica2234

3 жыл бұрын

@@KellyStamps 😂 well apparently the heart automatically goes away when you edit the comment. Absolutely love your content tho❤❤

@CSpeakerNawe

3 жыл бұрын

She looks like a breadwinner of a household when someone keeps opening the fridge 🤣

@fut308

3 жыл бұрын

the heart is still there :)

@srutica2234

3 жыл бұрын

@@fut308 yeah I recently got one again😂

“My ghosts of weaves past” 😭

Kelly probably has one of the best vibes on KZread....you a legend sis

@darrelyeo

3 жыл бұрын

An ICON

@ghariiscool

3 жыл бұрын

kelly for President

I thought it was a joke that you were in the US Air Force when you mentioned in previous videos. I love you Kelly Stamps, thank you for making my days better. I’m from Mexico City.

Bumped ends are practically a spiritual right of passage

Why does this actually help

I didn’t know you were in the air force. That really explains your cut throat factual, is what it is, logical demeanor. I could see you being a very good lawyer or officer.

The confidence is real ❤️

@THEDONSTR8Fightah76

3 жыл бұрын

.

"My true ethnicity dropping out and exposing me" If this wasn't me every time we had to go swimming in school 😭

@trippinwithamadi

3 жыл бұрын

Oh even my speedo cap couldn't save me .

@flvckoVLONE

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@jennifermarea8011

3 жыл бұрын

Awe🥺 why not just be free?

@sonderexpeditions

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“Don’t be looking fast in them shorts” took me out😭😅whew the black experience

'my true ethnicity jumping out and exposing me' girl i can relate humidity ughhhh🙅🏾‍♀️

“This is when I started to know I was cute” A MOOD

ok but preschool you was a serve, i think my personality traits to this day are based off of the characters in the saddle club ✌🏻😌

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Pine Hollow Stables, my Boston backdrop is just a cover up.

“Hold your ear” is the phrasal equivalent of a morning alarm for me. I will never not think I’m about to be third-degree burned

Me: Aw, she did a Tina Belcher cosplay 🥰 Kelly: So this is me in the Air Force. Me: 😳😳😳

When your hair grow and the closure is leaving with it but you still get a guy to look at you like there’s no other girl 😍 - Professor Kelly for confidence lessons.

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@JuliannaLukye

3 жыл бұрын

@@KellyStamps 😂😅 You nailed it, please teach us how!

girl u literally look so good with ALL hairstyles when u were growing up

@AshTanya

3 жыл бұрын

I know right! I WISH I had such good childhood pictures haha

@THEDONSTR8Fightah76

3 жыл бұрын

.

The closure is leaving with it🤣😂🤦🏽‍♀️

“I’ve had the same mannerisms. Man I haven’t changed at all” I feel that. As another monotone, funny type I appreciate your content so much. Not often I meet people similar to me haha

kelly is such an ICON omg her vibes r just amazing

I appreciate that you're a bold lady with enough confidence to share this topic.

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

HELLO DOGGY

@jshep

3 жыл бұрын

@@KellyStamps you need a doggy. He/she will bring you more happiness than you now know.

I think you look fabulous in all of them.

I just found your channel a week ago and I just wanted to say thank you. for someone who always felt bad about being an introvert I'm happy to see someone embrace being alone. so inspirational!

"Why do I look so demented?" 😂😂 Almost spit out my coffee😄

the hair at 7:16 looking like tina from bob’s burgers 😩😩 (an iconic character tbf though)

‘My true ethnicity jumping out and exposing me’ girl what?!🤣 Why are you so funny?😂

I love her sense of humor. She's such an inspiration! :)

That pony tail is giving me Hacker from Cyberchase vibes and I mean that in the best way possible. I love it.💚😁

@ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised

3 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T UNSEE HIM!😭

Awww look at little Professor Kelly Stamps being a trendsetter from the very early ages with her cute cornrows and hair clips, the Kardashians could never 😂

I like that sign off, “Drink water, eat a vegetable, fix your posture.” 👏🏻💖

Girl don't worry... we all have those tragic blackmail pics from 7th grade. My mother has mine at the house, on full display just to keep me humble smh. Love that you took us down this road to memory lane and we got to see the transition.

"Barrettes on the horse" Baby Stamps is soo precious😇

@honesttry144

3 жыл бұрын

💖💖💖My thoughts as well sis!☺

Your old hairstyles are beautiful. Your current hairstyle is good. The transitions thus far is good. The aviation camp hairstyle looks good (I like it) but I like your current hairstyle suits you better. Yeah black moms fear us being too fast indeed. Keep being a KZreadr and who knows a stateswoman someday. Thanks for reminding me to eat some veggies. Bye Stamps

Damn girl, that glow up though 👌 thanks for making me feel better about 2020

You are too funny, your facial expressions are EVERYTHING

HOW IS THIS NOT A FEATURE IN VOGUE'S LIFE IN LOOKS ????

I should warn you that this video has too many killing points that I can't even write them all down. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

CONFESSION: I actually really like your airforce ‘Spock Chic’ look 😅🖖 I’m always partial to people who look like a comic book character!

"Lord farquaad flip" 💀💀💀

NOT FLIPPING THE ENDS 💀

@lovelikelia2567

3 жыл бұрын

I like THESE flipped ends tho😍

@elliecat6006

3 жыл бұрын

@@lovelikelia2567 I thought it was cute hahah

@lovelikelia2567

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliecat6006 do we’re clear I mean the flipped ends she has NOW not that ponytail 😂

Honestly watching Kelly’s videos just makes my day sooo much better!! 💓💗

@THEDONSTR8Fightah76

3 жыл бұрын

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You’re right about dumping friends when they have you looking like crazy😂

Baby stamps! I can't! The cuteness is too much!

I wasn't expecting you to go this far back! 😆 Classic. 😂

That saddle club mention just gave me flashbacks to a forgotten life

Your contents really help me throughout my school days

I really love your videos for people starting KZread.. you’ve given me a few great ideas and reminded me to be myself!

Kelly I hope your back is okay from carrying KZread

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

I've been taking one Aleve a day

@Ferrist1

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯💯

2020‘s days are counted. 2020‘s time is up. Professor stamps comes to introduce 2021, the year of hope. Although I’m kinda scared by the hairstyles you showed👀

@ArtsyIslandGirlJamaicanVlogs

3 жыл бұрын

Scared really? She made me laugh 😅 at so many points. Her reactions to her past hair styles or fails just hilarious 😅

“I had puberty about three times.” 😭😭😭 SAME!

Your natural hair is amazing and beautiful. I effing love you Kelly. Thanks for keeping it real.

A good laugh from Kelly is just what I needed today :)

I seriously love every time you upload🥺

Kelly, You inspire me everyday with your content, thank you so much for doing this, I appreciate it

We are kindred spirits in childhood beauty, from the transition lenses to the "thumb" photos to "I'm just gonna bump the ends a lil" when I specifically asked for bone straight hair. I thoroughly enjoy cringing with you.

I can’t be the only who sannnnng not the bayang out loud 😭 Also I love how this video came at the right time. I recently just cut my hair after being natural for almost three years so this was a breath of fresh air. Now I’m wishing I had hair to pull out because you’re too damn funny

I've legitimately never clicked on a notification so fast, I'm always so excited for Kelly's content

I can totally relate with my beauty being like the Miami coastline. I went through many questionable hair choice as well as clothing style phases. Also, I really like your preschool hairstyle it really did suit the time, but your current one is the best In my opinion😊 Love the cat ears btw💙

You look beautiful in your straightened hair and whatever style works best for your hair routine is what you should wear. But I think it would also be lovely to see your natural (curly) hair once in a while on your channel. That one picture where your hair was turning wavy because of the humidity was gorgeous, and can only imagine the full volume is just as beautiful. 👩🏾‍🦱 Love your content (I’m a new subbie) looking forward to more 🤗💕

Kelly is back!!! 💜 So happy i found your channel 😊

She said, “Bump”! That’s how I knew she was southern. My friend from the south uses that word. 🤣😂😂😂

@KellyStamps

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@brasilified8848

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! She also says, bust a part in the middle! Gotta luv it! 🤣😂🤣

The best thing that happened in 2020 is finding your videos 😍

God I really love you, you made me smile after a horrible situation I was going through, thank you for being here🙏🤍🤍

when she looks stunning in all of them🥺✨👄💋 the queen shit👑

Keep up the good content, I’ve not even watched it yet but I know it’s great already 😂

thank youu for this video and showing us your beautiful old hairstyles

You are adorable throughout and I agree with you, your natural hairstyle is divine!!!!

That screen cut at 0:50 down memory lane had me rolling. 😭😭. Great video Kelly. 👍🏾

The black girl terminology is everything😂❤️

Your videos are very entertaining, I'm addicted. Keep up the good work Kelly!

This lighting on your skin 🥺😍

Never been this early!!😍😍

I gotta agree - braids are 100% a timeless hairstyle!!😌 and YES I agree! maybe it's a black mum's way of trying to protect us but the amount of times I asked to have my hair relaxed and left and my mum said hell nah 😭😭

Holy moly Ms Stamps blessing us with her presence YET AGAIN 😭😭

I love your current hairstyle- simple and classy!

Not bringing us all the way back to the preschool hair styles lollll preschool you is giving me very much DOMINANCE and world takeover vibes in the planning 😈 in the upmost cutest way

You are beautiful! 💕

your videos bring me joy!

first and last looks are my favs❣️❣️❣️🤗♥️