Want to own a piece of internet history? Buy your own Mini Chicken Slapper here: glys.tn/aryc5cfd These are made in-house in my studio, and signed and numbered individually by me! Think of it as an artist print -- it's a limited run of 100, so get one now before they're gone! This video has been over TWO MONTHS in the making, and I could not have done it without your support - thank you so much for subscribing, supporting, and following along throughout this project! When I made the first chicken slapper this channel had around 8,000 subscribers, so please consider this video my way of thanking you for taking this channel to over 300,000! We're just barely getting started here and I'm so excited for you to see all of the upcoming videos I've planned. Also, MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :) Joel Creates: kzread.info/dron/Hk0IYEDJxQGQ-nbd3yP_KA.html

@tiptups

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Chicken

@animationspace8550

3 жыл бұрын

Is the meat beater your greatest achievement? Your channel is amazing

@joannepiatz768

3 жыл бұрын

I like your chicken

@joshuatang69420

3 жыл бұрын

Mark rober music i like it

@goatedtoe963

3 жыл бұрын

POG

I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters

@Weisz

3 жыл бұрын

What could possibly be more important? 😂 But seriously, thanks for the help!

@user-dw3kk3cu2i

3 жыл бұрын

Damn i'm so early

@aliasgerchallawala4582

3 жыл бұрын

that’s awesome

@matthewsingh4969

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmmmm world changing tech

@bhutwheyttherismor86

3 жыл бұрын

Omg it's S E N P A I

"Sir how do you want your steak?" "Slapped."

@willamfitzgirld7111

3 жыл бұрын

Now someone is gonna do this

@Trickster___

3 жыл бұрын

No more 69

@YoInPuLsE

3 жыл бұрын

@david504

@rushakgaming9732

3 жыл бұрын

Me as waitress : Slap the customer

@Xyles7

3 жыл бұрын

@@rushakgaming9732 me as a customer: harder

This is why Engineers are awesome.The Engineering in this is just amazing.

This man takes the meat slapping on whole new level

@mmems30

Жыл бұрын

He beat the meat real good

@brownie3454

Жыл бұрын

he could end the incel problem if he applied this technology

@David280GG

11 ай бұрын

Ayo

"I'm sorry, but I ordered this steak medium. Could you have the chef slap it around for another 5-10 minutes."

@whythough5300

3 жыл бұрын

Yes sir, well bring it out in about 2 to 3 thousand slaps.

@DM-qj7eh

3 жыл бұрын

@@whythough5300 no i want 10000 slaps

@dontblink9024

3 жыл бұрын

could you stfu

@Dafuwy

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontblink9024 you $tfu kid and go to sleep

@CosmaPaulaton

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontblink9024 yes, but we have no reason to.

*spends months cooking meat with slaps through extraordinary feats of engineering* *cuts steak with plastic knife*

@explodingdustrags2952

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you?

@cat-qd2tj

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@coolguy12320

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joielollis

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too

@Weisz

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I don’t even own a steak knife 😅

Waiter: How'd you want your meat cooked sir? Me: Just slap the shit of it until that mofo is done, please. Waiter: Very good sir, I'll inform the head slapist

Can you imagine serving this and they asked you how you cooked it 😂

@larawabsie

Жыл бұрын

"Professionally slapped by our chefs"

"How would you like your steak, Bond?" "Slapped, not seared"

@krypticviper1613

3 жыл бұрын

Shaken not stirred

@redonyoutube6713

3 жыл бұрын

“MI6 has added a new tool to your arsenal, courtesy of Q” “Hm, what is it?” “It’s called “Meat Beater 9000”. It can cook your enemies enough to remove any bacteria and give you a medium rare meat.” “Good show.”

@Weisz

3 жыл бұрын

This is a quality comment

@karlmarx828

3 жыл бұрын

@@Weisz truly

@ammonhawkins1968

3 жыл бұрын

Haha!

I can’t believe this is what our society has come to... This engineering masterpiece has been released to the world and KZread has the audacity to wait two days to recommend it to me. smh

@blondie9909

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit same

@orangeapples

3 жыл бұрын

There is no justice in the world until I can go to my local target and buy one of these.

@janoiyamckenzie8347

3 жыл бұрын

Riiiight

@snirmor6194

3 жыл бұрын

Just got recommended

@sleepyartist6040

3 жыл бұрын

@@orangeapples I wholeheartedly agree

Louis deserves his own Netflix show. I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters.

Next up is how many slaps it takes to burn a chicken

Imagine this actually becomes a cooking method. "Hey guys, help yourself to some refreshments. I'll just go beat my meat and dinner will be ready."

@haydenjassmann7104

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lmao

@FelixF2020

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds wrong I'm in

@phobia7411

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes a man of great culture

@TheNissan100

3 жыл бұрын

This guy will be a kajillionare if so

@JojoEditor1970

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is going to beat the meat and make some sauce.

“How to cook chicken” Google: *reasonable answer* Bing:

@seriouslybaked2204

3 жыл бұрын

accurate

@loopstationyt

3 жыл бұрын

WikiHow: *Slap the chicken repeatedly with your bare hand until fully cooked or alternatively, until your arm falls straight off.*

@Weisz

3 жыл бұрын

Facts tho

@Kefneko

3 жыл бұрын

@@loopstationyt then replace it and continue

@coltgar2465

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooo

You need to use medium strength thread locker on the bolts so the viberation doesn’t loosen the bolts

that's a weird but interesting way of proving the laws of thermodynamics

Imagine this was just the way we cooked stuff normally, like you'd have a 2 star Michelin restaurant with a quiet, sophisticated ambience, and just in earshot, the constant rhythmic pounding of a chicken slapped to perfection in the kitchen.

@danielwhitehurst8432

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds sexual and I dont like it😭

@Moon-vf3lh

3 жыл бұрын

Lol imma make a restaurant like this

@tednirvana2

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielwhitehurst8432 this sounds sexual only in case you have parents that have a mental breakdown when someone says the word "die"

@mmyees1167

3 жыл бұрын

"""""perfection"""""

@Nick-pu2kc

3 жыл бұрын

most underrated yt comment

Gordon Ramsay: “It looks like it’s been beat to shit!” “It is”

@goodgoblin3169

3 жыл бұрын

“It is” it is shit “it was” it was beat to shit

@BobTheHatKing

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodgoblin3169 no it IS best to shit. If you look at it as a state of being, it was beat to shit when it was cooked, and it still is in the state of having been beat to shit

@goodgoblin3169

3 жыл бұрын

@@BobTheHatKing i hurt brain

@BobTheHatKing

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodgoblin3169 🤣

@sir.mctubs6679

3 жыл бұрын

It was

And people still throw a fit when their Corolla takes a dump with 180k miles on it. This video really made me appreciate modern combustion engines. Imagine 4-8 of those Chicken Slapper 2000s going way faster, with explosions powering them, long enough to move an object as heavy as a car 100,000 miles and never breaking.. through multiple winters and putting off oil changes and heat and speeding up and slowing down.. think about it the next time you're not walking or riding a horse to the grocery store.

You know serious engineering is afoot when Mark Rober's playlist starts going.

Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: slapped.

@MrShinCup

3 жыл бұрын

got u fam

@herosama19

3 жыл бұрын

Star platinum ora ora ora ora ora

@dognamedsusan283

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@aneesaranii

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the side of s l a p

@xavierharvey4961

3 жыл бұрын

U gotta ask how many slaps u want on ur steak. It's like asking for medium rare or well done..

Calling it a "meat beater" with a straight face is what convinced me to actually pay attention. Thanks.

@sleezer7

3 жыл бұрын

fr lmaoo

@albireotheredguard1599

3 жыл бұрын

There was a Mad Tv skit about Meat Beaters!

@latejuIy

3 жыл бұрын

My dad is a meat beat if you count humans as meat

@ckv1985

Жыл бұрын

1000th like

This is such a perfect example of why I love the internet so much

The fact that a chicken died for this.......man must be the proudest chicken in heaven

Family: leaves house 13 year old me:

@pbjman5809

3 жыл бұрын

I too slap chicken when I’m home alone

@anti808

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you love it when your family leaves and you somehow have enough time to slap chicken enough to cook it

@EndmostOcean43Pro

3 жыл бұрын

13 yr old verified

@rosemary.777

3 жыл бұрын

I rub my chicken with seasoning it tastes better

@Iniix_

3 жыл бұрын

Hello domino man

Let's just appreciate the amount of time spent dedicated to creating a machine that slaps meat very fast.

@leongjosun9055

3 жыл бұрын

look who it is again

@KeaneJ123

3 жыл бұрын

only 1 reply????

@tynarvo2176

3 жыл бұрын

Hello again

@PaulVeherano

3 жыл бұрын

Finally gotcha

@gandhi5596

3 жыл бұрын

why did you shave ur mustashe

0:57 "Oh hey, this Mark Rober video is wicked!" "...wait a minute..."

This is one of the greatest feats a KZreadr had ever pulled off

I remember watching the original video a few months ago, seeing this now is like finding out an old friend became super successful

@naivedhyajain1632

3 жыл бұрын

Yo hawks what up?

@ananyobratapal5521

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@chrislhyle5145

3 жыл бұрын

bruh i didnt expect to see you here

@ElysetheEevee

3 жыл бұрын

Right?

@phineas122

3 жыл бұрын

This guy slaps enemies in CODM.

Imagine being a chicken, dying and then never getting to find out that your body was slapped until it cooked in front of a live audience

@Johnnyjayduweisst

3 жыл бұрын

@Ratso Fatso animals are objects okayyy...🤔

@trinityziakas5531

3 жыл бұрын

@Ratso Fatso That is not true

@phinksguccisuit4272

3 жыл бұрын

I think he means dead chickens are objects

@imscarlet1404

3 жыл бұрын

@Ratso Fatso they do have minds, they are just not aware of their existence, we humans are probably the only ones that are self-aware.

@bleughbloop8569

3 жыл бұрын

@Ratso Fatso I'm sorry...what? Most animals and especially mammals have essentially the same minds we do, just...stupider... We're just biological robots as well lol, we function for 80 odd years then stop working.

Remember your 50°-130° time needs to be under 6 hours to effectively pasteurize poultry.

This gigachad is the Mark Rober of food…

This chicken slaps.

@cooperpmac

3 жыл бұрын

Damn akinsoft haven’t seen you I’m since I played skyblxon

@toxrau7654

3 жыл бұрын

no u

@edisonuhicantthinkofanythi4697

3 жыл бұрын

This chicken punches

@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew

3 жыл бұрын

‎

@vincentdreemurr

3 жыл бұрын

the chicken kills

Gordon Ramsay: watches the video MasterChef Gordon: I've seen a slapping machine cook better than you, it's RAW

@parthosarathi5333

3 жыл бұрын

Somehow i can imagine that

@davemarin7340

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon actually watched the first slapping video

@theconspiracytheorists2719

3 жыл бұрын

@@davemarin7340 wut

@wij2012Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@davemarin7340 proof/reference?

@wasinoorazam9420

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I told my mom I was watching this video and she gave a very concerned look.

Let him cook Let him coook Let him cooooooooooooooooooooooooook!

Imagine a chicken gets born, fed and killed just to get slapped like r e a l l y fast

@Neon_Nectarine

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah like would he slap his grandma like this

@davek417

3 жыл бұрын

Guess you could say they were beating their meat o_o

@professionaltaxevader4638

3 жыл бұрын

@@Neon_Nectarine I mean everyone beats their meat

@mikeyxyz6706

3 жыл бұрын

@@professionaltaxevader4638 do women beat their own meat too? Curious question.

@R3MAXEL

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeyxyz6706 imagine not knowing basic anatomy

Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "It's complicated."

@aftenstjernemix

3 жыл бұрын

Said no mom ever

@Hewhoroamstheinternet

3 жыл бұрын

@@aftenstjernemix it's a fuckin joke mate

@luminatrixfanfiction

3 жыл бұрын

@Socialie plate Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "To slap some meat" Mom: "........... ..............."

@luminatrixfanfiction

3 жыл бұрын

@Socialie plate ohhhh'kay...a little dark but I don't get the joke. It is a joke right?

@Raaaaay

3 жыл бұрын

*I watched some engineer beating meat*

Gordon Ramsey took notes. He realized this whole time he was wrong

I have never seen so much effort for such a ridiculous sounding premise. Well done!

"How to cook chicken?" Google: 165° in oven for 5 minutes. Bing:

@carlosyangmorales2560

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@CGamingRBLX

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@How2TutorialsLOL

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@marisetogaya5793

3 жыл бұрын

Only 5 minutes?

@billyfraiser6298

3 жыл бұрын

lol 165 degrees for 5 minutes? Whelp, i can tell you've never baked chicken before...... not even close lmao.

Louis: Surprised the meat is soft the literal automatic meat tenderizer that has been running for hours: :0

@Urelei98

3 жыл бұрын

@Galactic Ninja it appears that your observation is indeed correct.

@cookingwithkimbap4432

3 жыл бұрын

buttcheek baby 9000

@ForeverDegenerate

3 жыл бұрын

@A Temperamental Octopod He's a Maker, not a Cook! :p

2:17 why did the diagram make me laugh when the chicken turned into cooked chicken 😭😭

Haters will say I'm watching this video instead of doing my science homework. This counts as science so I'd argue I am doing my science homework; I'm learning.

I have to finish an essay due today. But here I am, watching a chicken getting cooked by slapping it. I don’t regret this choice at all.

@Weisz

3 жыл бұрын

you'll get extra credit if you can secretly sneak in a video reference

@wigglyfruit4708

3 жыл бұрын

replacing boring learning with exciting learning! ;D

@dungfungus56

3 жыл бұрын

I have a project due tomorrow morning but I agree, this is more important

@themoochman3867

3 жыл бұрын

Hey me too lmao

@theelectriclemon3223

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot i had an essay due tomorrow, you are a life saver!

*Send this to Gordon Ramsay immediately*

@Weisz

3 жыл бұрын

mans is gonna drop dead on the spot

@Weisz

3 жыл бұрын

just tweeted it at him, maybe if enough of us rt he'll see it (my twitter is @louisweiszYT)

@retrowave762

3 жыл бұрын

@@Weisz we have arrived this far, our mission for the meme-god cannot falter now

@glkglkglkglk9193

3 жыл бұрын

@@Weisz it's raw you fooking DONUT

@ZXL000

3 жыл бұрын

One of the only few good things to come out of this quarantine.

This is why KZread exists

*”I can’t nibble this that’s excepting defeat and i don’t except defeat”* -Louis Weisz

"Excuse me, I ordered my steak an hour ago. Where is it?" "I'm so sorry sir, we're still beating your meat." "What?" "It's still on the slapper" "....What?"

@mrchordstriker

3 жыл бұрын

At least no sausages were harmed in the last message...oi

@josh_final

3 жыл бұрын

"We're still beating your meat" ...

@woofwolffe9360

3 жыл бұрын

Um... is that appropriate?

This is what millions of years of evolution has brought us to. Perfection.

@Garr3t

3 жыл бұрын

👍

@roguechest743

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garr3t 👍

@beram3321

3 жыл бұрын

@@roguechest743 👍

@nagamongsor7622

3 жыл бұрын

@@beram3321 👍

@vitaminprotein9669

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garr3t 👍

This chicken hits different.

Imagine an alternate reality where humans never found out about fire and they just starting to punch their food when they want to cook it which made them super muscular

“Original Meat Beater” sounds like something my uncle would call me

@gigasquid2040

3 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@unknownsauce69

3 жыл бұрын

Point on the doll buddy😃

@joshkizurchin

3 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this

@labyrinth2646

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@nogudrhymez

3 жыл бұрын

Dysfunctional family eh? I wouldn't go around telling people this...

"hey grandpa, what did you do for fun as a kid?" "I built machines that slapped chickens until they cooked"

@pogobod2128

3 жыл бұрын

no that’s grown man science

@viktorkukuruzovic5332

3 жыл бұрын

"i used to beat my meat day in and day out, built contraptions to aid myself, those really were some special times"

@thecommenter578

3 жыл бұрын

"Back in my day, we slapped our meat by hand and not with a fancy robot like nowadays kids"

@nathanielcarter7984

3 жыл бұрын

@C̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶s̶. 😂😂😂😂

@bunnyunknown9785

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecommenter578 oop

What is that song played at timestamp 9:54, I have been trying to figure it out for so fkn long.

He actually said “Meat Beater” in the beginning. I am dead…… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

"Ayo want some chicken?" "Yes actually" "Do you want it fried or grilled?" "Slapped please" "Excuse me wha-" " *SLAPPED* "

@vortexx8025

3 жыл бұрын

*S L A P P E D*

@hugotheimpecileone

3 жыл бұрын

s- s- sir what are y-

@prcr364

3 жыл бұрын

@@hugotheimpecileone I’m saying I want it slapped.

@dilo9277

3 жыл бұрын

Man this chicken really slaps.

@name-is4dz

3 жыл бұрын

I bet Slapped chicken is a secret menu order

Dayum! Next video idea: How many shakes does it take to boil a bottle of water. On my high school physics test, I think I calculated some 170,000 shakes in a "Perfect" thermos.

@jifi9866

3 жыл бұрын

but I used to shake hot water to cool it down, so it should be the opposite

@w3t_wlpes

3 жыл бұрын

i would like to see that

@dog3_l0ver

3 жыл бұрын

Do you understand what you just did?

@towatchvideos5592

3 жыл бұрын

THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS BORN!!!

@devinchrishaun

3 жыл бұрын

This is new to me as my school only did "social studies" and load up bill nye the whack guy. Ngl tho his science stuff was amazing but it got boring af fast as it was social studies class.

Here I lay at 3:10 am blunt in hand, watching a video about a man cooking a whole chicken by beating the crap out of it.

Please open a restaurant where I can order this with table-side service.

@_Silenceman

3 жыл бұрын

i agree

@vegito9008

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghxstxiii5598 not really if he has a lot of them working for 24/7 he can provide enough food at time

@AFF_NYC

3 жыл бұрын

Chicken

@HaliesH

3 жыл бұрын

Chicken

@majormelon8855

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a production line of slapping machines all cooking steak and chicken. A restaurant that needs mechanics instead of cooks

Just imagine reading a recipe and it says "set MeatBeater to 135,000 slaps."

@xPhantom_404x

3 жыл бұрын

😏

@xPhantom_404x

3 жыл бұрын

For the heavy cream

@CrestToothpaste28

3 жыл бұрын

@@xPhantom_404x Oh god

@no898

3 жыл бұрын

@@xPhantom_404x why you gotta do this?

@williamharbuck8575

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

Imagine being that chicken, your whole life leading to this moment...

“Its time to slap some freakin meat” -louis, 6:39

This guy literally went through an entire process to build a robotic slapping arm to cook a steak but cuts it with plastic cutlery

@terozen

3 жыл бұрын

Next he needs to build a machine that slaps iron into a knife

@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668

3 жыл бұрын

@@terozen yes xd

@fakshen1973

3 жыл бұрын

Considering the look of his stove/cooker, I think he's probably rewashing the plastic cutlery.

@lordcthulhu17

3 жыл бұрын

also I don't think he knows how to season his food

@googleuser5375

3 жыл бұрын

Can't do science if he's doing the dishes, karen

*Fire was found 2 million years ago* People before that time:*slap slap slap*

@kelvincheruiyot8187

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X4Z1yc6yp5nfg84.html

@notsoshort7291

3 жыл бұрын

@@kelvincheruiyot8187 I don’t want to click it

@controlledby4865

3 жыл бұрын

@@asianwhite1496 I think he wants too

@someotherworldlybeing3167

3 жыл бұрын

@@controlledby4865 I think you want to too

@syddddddddd25

3 жыл бұрын

memento mori 🖤🤍

This is real Science people. I think slap cooking a Boston Butt would have been equally entertaining.

At 12:24 bruh did not like that food 😂 but bruh smart ash dawg

We've gone to the moon, explored other planets, discovered genetic engineering, and now we have cooked a chicken by slapping it

@suzannax

3 жыл бұрын

It's one small step for man, one giant leap for chickenkind

@ElectroLXR

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what's next.

@Hidfuskno

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElectroLXR turkey?

@musicmastermind2154

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@Profileunused

3 жыл бұрын

*Taking beating meat to a whole nother level.*

"sooo... What cooking method do you use for your chicken?" "I slap it" "What??"

I remember watching this 2 years ago, and it came up in my feed. I love watching it still

It would be funny if in a parallel universe a chicken is trying to cook a human cadaver by slapping it just for the fun of it.

@w0bblegum347

3 жыл бұрын

Its still funny eitherway lmao

@firstnamelastname3468

3 жыл бұрын

I have always thought if 'first contact' is with some species that evolved from chickens we are totally fu©ked! 🌌🐔👾+⚒️=🤧&🤪🆘

@firstnamelastname3468

3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhmmm, tastes like chicken...

@fredashay

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, the people in the parallel universe are more likely to be cooking their meat by slapping it (maybe because they never invented fire), and some whacky inventor comes up with the crazy idea, "Today we're gonna try to cook a chicken by putting a fire under it! Yes, that's crazy, but I think it might work!"

@ChristmasTurki

3 жыл бұрын

Why cadaver?

"Would you like your's fried or grilled?" "Slapped please."

@RamiCrafy

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@kelvincheruiyot8187

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X4Z1yc6yp5nfg84.html

@ijemand5672

3 жыл бұрын

yours*

@loveyourself.8870

3 жыл бұрын

Valid

@yourfellowhumanbeing2323

3 жыл бұрын

Davie

So canonically the flash can make fryed chicken with a single fucking slap

"Dont stop when ur tired, stop when ur done" - Johny sins.

this man literally just living in peter sripols garage

@rustom6147

3 жыл бұрын

Get this verified man more likes.

@Fish-pe7tc

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you everywhere

@pedropedrohan102

3 жыл бұрын

found the verified

@dnzdrakrks7549

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@syddddddddd25

3 жыл бұрын

memento mori 🖤🤍

Imagine if this was discovered before fire. Our ancestors just sittin there slapping the cheeks of every animal they kill.

@pierrecurie

3 жыл бұрын

Newton's 3rd law would cook your hands.

@sheeeitmayn4384

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you ever resort to eating a rhino.

@samiamrg7

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, there are old stories (now discredited) of Mongol warriors putting strips of meat under their saddles to heat and tenderize them during a day of riding, thus allowing them to spend less time preparing meals and more time on the move.

@enkaphalin1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@pierrecurie protein is protein

@justinmiller129

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&fvfvreeyey

I was scrolling through youtube and accidentally clicked on this video... I guess this is how I would be spending my next 13 minutes....

10:25 i thought he gonna says:" honestly, its taste like chicken" 😂

This guy: *literally beats his meat* 5 million people: 🤔

@vocaloidteto

3 жыл бұрын

O H NO - I HAVE A DIRTY MIND I

@ninicazb1

3 жыл бұрын

@@vocaloidteto that's the point

@ShiroAikawa

3 жыл бұрын

@@vocaloidteto hahahahaa

@justinmiller129

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2amsNCzhtLag5M.html&fvfvregf

@butteredpooper7750

3 жыл бұрын

@@vocaloidteto that’s the joke bro

finally

@lichking8769

3 жыл бұрын

I love your videos

@lichking8769

3 жыл бұрын

What do u use to animate

@lostTL

3 жыл бұрын

sup badger

@Bigazoa11

3 жыл бұрын

we did fellas we cooked it by punching it

@desertsmeagol7073

3 жыл бұрын

Badger has found inner peace

Imagine inventing the chicken slapper in your room and your mom overhears you at the door.

chicken: Finally, a sweet release of death, may my vessel returns to mothernature chicken: gets slapped into oblivion

this man is a perfect blend of mark rober, william osman and michael reeves

@madjaster9620

3 жыл бұрын

No idea who William Osman is but yes!!!

@Sumit-dh4qe

3 жыл бұрын

@@madjaster9620 me too

@ghiaccio1384

3 жыл бұрын

All of them are the best

@oliver62

3 жыл бұрын

and mrbeast

@user-io8ct3hh3u

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought

This guy should win a prize for his ingenuity, and the whole fact that he slapped a chicken till it was cooked.

@TheViccerBoy

3 жыл бұрын

good console in pfp check! /\

@m0ded514

3 жыл бұрын

Mrbro did it say before

@shinko6342

3 жыл бұрын

Makes an entire new insult. "I'll slap you till your face is cooked!" XD

"what the hell is that noise?! you slappin your chicken in there boy!?"

> go to kfc > faintly hear mysterious slaps > someone keeps bringing bags of snow

Louis deserves his own Netflix show

@PISSWASSER996

3 жыл бұрын

First

@coldplayisjustokay7820

3 жыл бұрын

@@PISSWASSER996 the cheese shall take over. Just you wait.

@PISSWASSER996

3 жыл бұрын

@@coldplayisjustokay7820 Ok

@goombstrollface

3 жыл бұрын

i love you

@PISSWASSER996

3 жыл бұрын

@@goombstrollface I love you too

*So if I slap my leg too many times I will cook it?...*

@GP-sv8eg

3 жыл бұрын

If you manage to hit your leg continuously 23,000 + times then yes.

@briishmonke1265

3 жыл бұрын

_I guess_

@datasV

3 жыл бұрын

@@GP-sv8eg true.

@Nagizak1

3 жыл бұрын

oh hey look a certified comment, gonna leave somethin funny asap.

@mishrasuvigya5541

3 жыл бұрын

Cannibals are READY!!!😤

real science is measured in Fahrenheit and Kelvin. Celsius is just "ooo look 0 to 100 = water huehuehuehue duurrrr"

hahaha "you're slapping all the water and oils out of it that won't end well" .. hahaha

2 years later, Louis opens a chain of restaurants called "Meat-beaters; We beat your Meat!" only to fail when he attracts the wrong type of customer.

@abyssalblade7244

2 жыл бұрын

Jajajajajaj

@mintjxlly

2 жыл бұрын

they beating a different kind of chicken, mainly a male chicken

@factstudioofficial93

2 жыл бұрын

He beats chicks, male and female 😏

@generationm2059

2 жыл бұрын

4 years later... "Welcome to Fish Slappers! We'll pound your tuna!"

@nitroblocker6301

2 жыл бұрын

I heard this slap sound in my parents room

Imagine graduating engineering in college just to make a chicken slapper, such a legend 😎

@sagargajare7030

3 жыл бұрын

Indian right 😹

@Student0Toucher

3 жыл бұрын

You realize its fake?

@tamakiamajiki675

3 жыл бұрын

@@Student0Toucher how is it fake, I thought it was real 😞🧐

@CoryMck

3 жыл бұрын

Don't need to imagine, my eyes and ears are functional

@ShikiPlays420

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean 'just'? I would graduate JUST to do this!

You've never had chicken until you've had slapped chicken.

"Richard, why is the chicken _extra salty_ ?" *_"Honey... i can explain"_*

“And how would you like you steak tonight sir?” “Medium rare, slapped.”

@QS1597

3 жыл бұрын

He should slap a full cow next

@kumabear191

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god

@LumboDumbo

3 жыл бұрын

@@QS1597 an alive cow

@vannoraapril7560

3 жыл бұрын

"Slap like now" - Davie504

@MrMetropolis

3 жыл бұрын

"ALRIGHT CHEF, BRING OUT THE *_S L A P P E R_* "

Animal testing complete. When do human trials begin?

@riquetc0060

3 жыл бұрын

First person to like a verified person's comment. I feel special.

@annaphelan635

3 жыл бұрын

I volunteer

@simulping4371

3 жыл бұрын

when the impostor is sus

@kenyenmusic7548

3 жыл бұрын

Just tell people you’re gonna beat their meat for free. You’ll get plenty of volunteers.

@kyoshi1184

3 жыл бұрын

Who said it hasn't started already? 😏

9:20 szacun na czacie hahahahahaha

@user-lc4he3cz5u

Жыл бұрын

Mistrz drugiego planu xD

Imagine getting slaughtered and then having your corpse cooked by a machine specifically built to slap you. That's one hell of an L

I remember a wise man once said : "If kinetic energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would i have to punch a chicken to cook it ?"

@Naucks

3 жыл бұрын

I do believe I know who you mean....

@razgriz8305

3 жыл бұрын

therussianbadger isn't it?

@bolossedu14fr85

3 жыл бұрын

@@razgriz8305 Therussianbadger is not the one who said it but one of his friends indeed

@formaggio4949

3 жыл бұрын

You'd have to hire saitama for that

@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709

3 жыл бұрын

Jello is a mood.