Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.

@Praecantetia

3 жыл бұрын

mmm radiation topped pizza

@joelhoon1707

3 жыл бұрын

@@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡 ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY. Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment

@alexthomas8685

3 жыл бұрын

What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?

@spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256

3 жыл бұрын

*yes.*

@WCRyder

3 жыл бұрын

That's not that bad of an idea

"Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?" *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*

@laurenpelto325

3 жыл бұрын

Quick, to the grocery store!

@jAcK00p7

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Where's Perry?

@Leo-gq1yi

3 жыл бұрын

Whachya doin?

@fluffydumbun

3 жыл бұрын

Is that an asexual flag pfp I see? 👉👈😳 Or am I just projecting lol-

@janiceandthomas

3 жыл бұрын

🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it...

7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?

@The-radio-demon685

12 күн бұрын

The already did that

0:35 I love this part of the intro

@RandomGirl785

11 ай бұрын

Same

@EmmaDawnthegachatuber

6 ай бұрын

Same here

@YaquubAhmed

2 ай бұрын

but why does he say sanic it drives me CRAZY

Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.

@ostrichboi1418

3 жыл бұрын

Og fans:what...is...child hood?

@ashclaw2306

3 жыл бұрын

give it time

@mynameisjoedahand3008

3 жыл бұрын

Meow.

@KittyKatty999

3 жыл бұрын

@@ostrichboi1418 Og fan here. I learned the word Sociopath at s young age. XD

@yourundertaleobsessedlesbi6975

3 жыл бұрын

XD

my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!

@jullitaczajkowska4200

3 жыл бұрын

youchy

@darkuim8557

3 жыл бұрын

Does that mean your also good at slap cookinh

@bigred7646

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@LeBlingKing

3 жыл бұрын

Are you medium well or well done

@bigred7646

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeBlingKing over abused.... I mean over cooked

Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked

@user-cy9jr9gt2f

3 ай бұрын

air resistance will ruin the show. but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container

@bomag_642

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-cy9jr9gt2fuse a gravitized vaccum

And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity

Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible

@jaydev4017

3 жыл бұрын

You just watched machamp and sonic beat their meat.

@aggameplay9418

3 жыл бұрын

@Ur cool 😎 spammer

@ronaldmcdonald5498

3 жыл бұрын

@Ur cool 😎 spammer

@basicperson

3 жыл бұрын

@Ur cool 😎 no

@Slime01957

3 жыл бұрын

@Ur cool 😎 why are you sending me to Jesus

I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this

@WelcomeVisitors

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@harrisonwalker409

3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

@masterchief9742

3 жыл бұрын

@Lou Lou pls delete this

@erc3338

3 жыл бұрын

They did a video on slapping chickens? When?

@owyemen9367

3 жыл бұрын

@@erc3338 dont worry you wont watch it anyway

Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.

What I like about hello fresh is the fact that they don't seem to require the youtubers they sponsor to say very specific things like "the number on shopping tool in amercia" or "noise isolating fit." They seem to just give a general list of ideas the youtuber needs to convey and let them do it in their own style. (Nothing against raycon or honey BTW I just thunk its funny that every youtuber has to say the axact same sentences about them(

@Khusyasy

11 ай бұрын

thunk

@Phantomjay09

11 ай бұрын

@@Khusyasy you make fun of thunk but not axact?

@ConstantDerivative

8 ай бұрын

@@Phantomjay09 axactly

@AngryFloatingCow

6 ай бұрын

I would be concerned if Hello Fresh was asking KZreadrs to brag about a “noise isolating fit”

I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy

@TheHispanicUsername

3 жыл бұрын

here before a horde of likes comes over because verified person

@amaliadragan2480

3 жыл бұрын

*DC Universe Movie Characters Cast 2*

@Hamox

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed is it

@vanessaharms6375

3 жыл бұрын

I slapped the ground in .40 mili seconds

@Unitykn1ght

3 жыл бұрын

U R Joe Mama

We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand

@NoWayAroundIt_

3 жыл бұрын

@Lou Lou no

That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.

Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂

Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people." Vsauce: "Or can you? "

@goodpeople2953

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha 96 likes

@Shadoxite

3 жыл бұрын

Wifies: u sure abaut dat

@StephenDelRosario777

3 жыл бұрын

*cue vsauce intro music*

@izs6946

3 жыл бұрын

try using limits? what if we try solving it as time reaches 0s?

@ChromiF

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha 169 likes

Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.

@LegendGamer-rf6nb

3 жыл бұрын

I like your comment mister verified man!

@Honest_Mids_Masher

3 жыл бұрын

Introducing The Flash

@Honest_Mids_Masher

3 жыл бұрын

@Lou Lou You have no friends

@Honest_Mids_Masher

3 жыл бұрын

@@JenFootR7 you have no friends

@sundaxe10

3 жыл бұрын

@@Honest_Mids_Masher neither do u

NOT EVEN JOKING THIS WAS A QUESTION ON MY EDEXCEL PHYSICS PAPER 3 EXAM TODAY I KNEW THE ANSWER BC OF THIS VIDEO LET'S GOOOO MATPAT!

I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...

*Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?* ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video. The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.

@TheShadowKnight.

3 жыл бұрын

Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.

@xjam99

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!

@potato-kc8fc

3 жыл бұрын

Can i have your chicken pls

@bendrowned8506

3 жыл бұрын

Hello verified person that im sad i dont know

@TheKingofRandom

3 жыл бұрын

We would watch this collab 👏

Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken Me: *SLAPPED*

Matpat : The Slap Cook" Me : *Hears another thing*

Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.

Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."

@RazzBeri1

3 жыл бұрын

someone already dunnit

@xSilverxshadowx

3 жыл бұрын

@@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)

@hyprespeed860

3 жыл бұрын

@@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it

@hyprespeed860

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wait he says it in the video nvm

@lucypogcute

3 жыл бұрын

I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

“You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory

@lunabeekhuizen8858

3 жыл бұрын

At last, I have encountered another of my kind

@joshlegacy1101

3 жыл бұрын

I knew the meme, I clicked.

@teamglxy4041

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@axxel_mcking4927

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t no this meme but if it’s a meme, it’s a meme

@Masong-dq3qz

3 жыл бұрын

Same

4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀

Sonic: Oh no, I forgot to cook thanksgiving dinner and my friends are at the door. The friends: walk in the door. Sonic: hey guys, want some turkey I cooked 12 seconds ago?

Oh I remember the saying: “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap” Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely

@rikuleinonen

3 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@benedict0902

3 жыл бұрын

The only real question for the answer Yo Mamma

@wafIeee

3 жыл бұрын

uh the chicken would be incinerated

@barracudainaboat9135

3 жыл бұрын

@@rikuleinonen Why r/woooosh.

@cavemanvi

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aGyAmKx6j6bUnbg.html

Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed” Me- “SlApPEd

@imawesomeisaac

3 жыл бұрын

comedy g o l d

@BatCostumeGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@@imawesomeisaac comedy nickel

@marcodvbr8641

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection

@arbor8445

3 жыл бұрын

where funni

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2

3 жыл бұрын

from the

will smith has joined the chat

1:42 I like how he called it freedom units

me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy: "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

@aminmiah9773

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the stream also

@stephanrichardson1003

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@danieldoesstuff2300

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@danieldoesstuff2300

3 жыл бұрын

Two bots in a row, that's a new record for me

@jabon_99

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly they aren't aware of our power

I thought Will Smith would be the one who would cook the chicken

1:34 i love how he put 42 because 42 is the answer to everything in the universe lol

“Look in the sky” “It’s a bird, it’s a plane” “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”

@y2kzenith571

3 жыл бұрын

0_0

@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds bad

@shagshax773

3 жыл бұрын

meat beater man 😂

@mapatriciavilla1283

3 жыл бұрын

hahahah

@googlemail754

3 жыл бұрын

Go to a weeb's house you'll see alot of beat meater man there

Food theory's asking the important questions in life

@nobodyhereatallpleaseleave

3 жыл бұрын

Very important

@orivalorantVods

3 жыл бұрын

Vary true

@cobaltduckie7228

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@cake2943

3 жыл бұрын

And most useless

@laurenpelto325

3 жыл бұрын

@@cake2943 what do you mean? This is the peak of usefulness my friend

One character I didnt hear mentioned was E. Honda from Street Fighter, his primary special move is literally called "Hundred Hand Slap", it would be interesting to see the calculations on how long it would take him to cook a chicken!

Bayonetta would actually be amazing at this, umbra witches can control time so she can slow it down so slow she could effectively cook chicken faster than sonic

i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like: customer: i want a steak sonic: right away customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right? sonic: *u sure?*

@nxquix

3 жыл бұрын

SLAP ok it’s all cooked

@demirginlik5575

2 жыл бұрын

*slaps the steak* customer:HOLY WHAT? sonic: see it is cooked

@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake

2 жыл бұрын

Sonic: *slaps* Me: oookay then.

@goggywithagun3254

2 жыл бұрын

um sure GOKU or a saiyan kid

@pjdianalan7934

2 жыл бұрын

Sonic could use his kinetic energy to heat the steak.

Me: slaps sibling The sibling: *on fire*

@hjomnk4056

3 жыл бұрын

@Lou Lou stfu bot

Love coming back to old videos, is it wierd that the day I learned about different types of energy is the day mat uploads this video? Yes, but it's funny And did this help me with the pop quiz a few days later? Yes, but it's funny

Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive

This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes

@minbevy

3 жыл бұрын

i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--

@beluwuga

3 жыл бұрын

YUP.

@datwyanfrink7603

3 жыл бұрын

Surprised nobody just went and said the name

@minbevy

3 жыл бұрын

@@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now

@tigerguyTDS

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what channel

*slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it

@GuessImSylvale

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the KZread links above me

@clementcourtenay1618

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuessImSylvale the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!

@owyemen9367

3 жыл бұрын

@@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm

@ffc1a28c7

3 жыл бұрын

Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.

@animalxing8697

3 жыл бұрын

i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.

Every time I see this video, all I can think of is the clip of HeavenlyFather asking the same question, and the rest of Badger's crew cracking up!

Man i can’t believe i only see this now.. that slap the son in law crack was great 😂

"Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.

@jakoblent4694

3 жыл бұрын

I want this

@realhotgirlfilmz

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@vectorentertainment1733

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...

@jimbothegymbro7086

3 жыл бұрын

You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption

@gachazachary2873

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory

@dont2604

3 жыл бұрын

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE

@gavinschlachta9276

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that to

He can do a style theory about what Sonic’s shoes are made of.

We need NASA to fire a rocket at a chicken at the exact ‘cook’ speed.

"Dad, what are we having for dinner?" "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

@verryberryman7655

3 жыл бұрын

What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?

@Version0111

3 жыл бұрын

@@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.

@verryberryman7655

3 жыл бұрын

@@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice

Monk: i cast burning hand Enemy: do you not mean... Kershlap

The intro was absolutely amazing 👍

"One character comes to mind" The flash "Sonic"

@PrimeTime_Pictures

3 жыл бұрын

That was me exactly

@soulgamer1715

3 жыл бұрын

Saitama from one punch man

@craftmastr

3 жыл бұрын

It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video

@Metalicyt

3 жыл бұрын

@@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once

@AkiyamaHaito

3 жыл бұрын

True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD

Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way

@yamemeguy4744

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad we’re going down this rabbit hole of weird topics

@CozyChomps1234ROBLOX

3 жыл бұрын

Shark cat 😍

Link doesn't really freezes time, he basically just halts an objects motion

We all know that Marshall Erikson could easily do that. Slapsgiving 4

Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break

@TrulyAndasen

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

"So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken." Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?

@basicperson

3 жыл бұрын

@Ur cool 😎 vid bad

@cameronwebster6866

3 жыл бұрын

That's hedgehog, it only tastes like chicken.

@owyemen9367

3 жыл бұрын

@Salah Mohamed I hate you

@kareemstepney1935

3 жыл бұрын

Mat: they gotta go fast. Sanic fast! The flash who is actually faster than sonic: Am I a joke to you?

@Honest_Mids_Masher

3 жыл бұрын

@Ur cool 😎 YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

11:32 Wait so sanic can cook 10.4 BILLION CHICENS IN A BLINK OF AN EYE

Next he has to find out how many chickens Sonic would be able to cook in a single blink

“Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔

@Enderia2

2 жыл бұрын

Even though it isn’t clickbait

@batmanDetectivecomics

2 жыл бұрын

Goku

@SDStudiosAnimations

2 жыл бұрын

oh no

@puppetstudiosstudios

2 жыл бұрын

especially on the other video sharing website ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@OrigamiAhsoka

2 жыл бұрын

Oop

“If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

@zacharyperlee4179

3 жыл бұрын

@Lou Lou kzread.info/dash/bejne/c42AssWJj7jJaJs.html

@melonhead9908

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well

@radio_vidar1745

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eWGmr7KcaK27ns4.html

@rmod8

3 жыл бұрын

@@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!

@albertojimenez7724

3 жыл бұрын

Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.

Chicken: STOP SLAPPING ME SO HAARRDD

OMG DO A STYLE THEORY ON SONIC ABOUT WHAT HIS SHOES WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE OF TO WITHSTAND ALL HIS RUNS PLEEEAAASE!!!

the words of legends: *BEAT THE MEAT*

@rajarajeswarikannappan2978

3 жыл бұрын

I’m scared to click this

@Razor_513

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french

@earth2ravenn

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll

If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat. And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm. I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.

@lxvesickyuna6239

Жыл бұрын

*gulp*

@windowsxpmemesandstufflol

Жыл бұрын

Which fictional character can what?

@lxvesickyuna6239

Жыл бұрын

@@windowsxpmemesandstufflol yes

@tristanplayz3180

Жыл бұрын

best what?

@googoogaga7986

Жыл бұрын

I can’t explain why, but it would be the flash.

Okay (Chuckles then falls on the floor and dies from laughter😂🤣😮‍💨😵‍💫💀)

I was looking at the merch. Great quality 👍

"how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??" *i slapped it*

@eldritch_whispers1654

3 жыл бұрын

you could say that turkey *slapped*

@MedalionDS9

3 жыл бұрын

I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision

@rnfKyng

3 жыл бұрын

@@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho

@MedalionDS9

3 жыл бұрын

@@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it

I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)

@TianaMay

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!

@cretaceousarachnid

3 жыл бұрын

@@TianaMay Yup!

@monioni7923

3 жыл бұрын

all while raising a child too

@cretaceousarachnid

3 жыл бұрын

@@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D

@LLL.143

3 жыл бұрын

@@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö

Now we have to think up a fashion theory for Sonic to re-complete the circle.

Gary can slow down the time when becoming turbo Gary and running in the circle for eight times and specifically eight

Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers

@madhavgirish3944

3 жыл бұрын

fr fr

@eeelaina5588

3 жыл бұрын

true true

@arcey_cv

3 жыл бұрын

Woah your comment without more than a thousand likes?

@FilleOFish

3 жыл бұрын

Very correct

@madhavgirish3944

3 жыл бұрын

are u rlly some guy without a mustache if u don’t have 1k+ likes?

I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration. The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.

@drewnames651

3 жыл бұрын

i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force. matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.

@gerardozetina2506

3 жыл бұрын

I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it

@samvanheuckelom6622

3 жыл бұрын

Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.

@chrismerrell7957

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far. The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move. Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying. It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.

@ryanlopez3945

3 жыл бұрын

Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio

Food Theory being sponsored by Hello Fresh is too perfect

What happened to "Obviously a human can't slap a chicken this rapidly or this consistently for 6 hours

The fact that you actually CAN slap a chicken into edible levels of cooked brings me more joy than it probably should. I understand the concept of the question, but I always assumed that it would never work in any practical way. That meatbeater machine is incredible, if unfortunately named lol. Edit: I didn't think of this until afterwards, but typically in cooking meats, a lower temperature over greater time ensures more juice in the meat while a higher heat over a shorter time results in a dryer meat (the same principle applies to baked goods, slower/lower gives a softer dough, higher and hotter is more crispy, because in both cases it's about water retention). Which means if Sonic cooks this chicken at lightning speed as he might, it would be the driest chicken ever consumed and frankly, idk if that's worth it.

@oktested6121

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZImWypedf9qscto.html

new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"

@cronuslite6358

3 жыл бұрын

no (✖﹏✖)

@TheSayumi15

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh this drinking game really slaps I'll see myself out.

@samakaturtol5920

3 жыл бұрын

You'd be drunk from the intro alone And just to be sure this statement tonight

@FujiwaraBunta

3 жыл бұрын

I died

@yassokaro5109

3 жыл бұрын

I did this but with water

Theory for game theory! Is sonic really a hedgehog?

Watch Louis Weiz if you want to see a chicken cooked by slapping

I remember on [redacted] when [redacted] and [redacted] tried doing this. Was pretty funny. It's a shame [redacted] no longer exists....

@QualityGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

⏳Memento Mori⏳

@BlaineLP

3 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow [redacted] member, yeah that was really something beautiful they did there

@beo3030

3 жыл бұрын

Hi fellow [Redacted] fan! I miss them so much :(

@baldyeosang2035

3 жыл бұрын

im wearing my [redacted] socks right now and as soon as I saw the thumbnail I just looked down and whispered memento mori

@breeblackerby9853

3 жыл бұрын

I’m wearing [redacted] beanie rn 🥺

After seeing MatPat calculate how long a person could survive in a grocery store, I would love to see a food theory about the Flash's diet. Since speedsters have a much faster metabolism, they have to consume a lot more food than normal people. Exactly how many calories would someone with the Flash's metabolism need to eat to survive, what would that translate to in terms of a balanced diet, and how much would that diet cost annually?

@golbarde4347

3 жыл бұрын

"My goals are beyond your understanding" Sorry had to say it

@dylanvold9514

3 жыл бұрын

@@golbarde4347 Someone had to lol

@ArtisticlyAlexis

3 жыл бұрын

He could expand it out to other speedy characters like Quick Silver.

@velqcity3802

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he should do it that would be great

@dylanvold9514

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtisticlyAlexis of course, I just chose the Flash because he’s probably the most famous speedster, plus the Flash TV show addresses this same question early on.

May I suggest, the vampires from the twilight series. They can do things really fast but have also trained to seem human and not break things.

Patrick is technically the fastest fictional character as he went to the sun and back in a matter of seconds.

For all my fellow JoJo fans out there, considering Star Platinum can catch a bullet at point blank range, I'd say that it's very likely that Jotaro can meet the slap requirement.

@doritoemperor2802

3 жыл бұрын

Well yes but then the chicken would be a paste by the time star platinum is done slapping

@merchantziro4285

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Giorno's 7 Page Muda but for the Chicken

@christygarcia6773

3 жыл бұрын

Any main jojo character would work i think unless its johnny with act 1-3. Im not sure about gappy because i havent finished part 8

@shikikywketsuki9892

3 жыл бұрын

I think josuke would be best jojo to do this since he can slap it to oblivion then put it back into an edible state.

@Bedburrito

3 жыл бұрын

Yes stoped time or not and star Platinum can do it perfectly cuz he can even do brain surgery without any help slapping chicken is no problem

Conclusion: Sonic beats his meat very well.

@candyblizzard7850

3 жыл бұрын

It took you 0 dollars to not say that-

@JETS5

3 жыл бұрын

*hold up wait a minute*

@charles_capet321

3 жыл бұрын

@@JETS5 I don’t give a-

Hirer: so what job have you suggested for yourself sir? Sonic: a microwave

Someone needs to send this to Badger.

Theory: What is the caloric value of a planet?

@GoldieMethrans

3 жыл бұрын

Given that games like Dead Space: Awakening exist, I'd totally watch it.

@roxannamackey3423

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm good idea

@catthem

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh! We need this

@BirbBoiYT

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@galacticbambo

3 жыл бұрын

😳

Flashbacks to ethan dropping a chicken off a roof

@MikhailYT

3 жыл бұрын

YESS

@ThatDudeWithBoobs

3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori 🖤⏳🤍

@MikhailYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatDudeWithBoobs memento mori 00:00:00

@MikhailYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatDudeWithBoobs i love these cult meetings we randomly have in the comments lol

@Fistrike

3 жыл бұрын

Memento mori

Link Could Actually Slap Cook A Chicken Because Stasis Isnt His Only Time Bending Power, He Also Has Bullet Time Which Is His Canonical Champion Ability

This made me really want to see a film theory episode for adultswims laser shooting, stud finding, toilet cleaning, people and animal reviving miracle tool, the Broomshakkalaka.

"We have to give the slapping crown to Sanic" The Engineer: I'm gonna ruin this mans whole career

@gotsomham

3 жыл бұрын

B A P He just needs to take off his glove and hit it 3 times lmao

@samleen

3 жыл бұрын

BAP

@owo_thefox122

3 жыл бұрын

The engineer is engi-here BAP!

@cherandshane2683

3 жыл бұрын

"Your machines are like your kids, hit them to make them work faster" - The Engineer

@FreeClassy

3 жыл бұрын

when were you allowed to be popular

This gives “beat your meat” a whole different meaning.

@insertusernamehere3173

3 жыл бұрын

Oop

@eggboy26

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@dagreatleaf9003

3 жыл бұрын

And for people who don’t know the normal meaning, it gives it their only known meaning

@slurpieking4337

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean, that is the only meaning NOTHING ELSE

@jjnanda2421

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

Sonic ,The Flash ,Quicksilver who's the fastest?

and... still the best intro on KZread being food theory..!

Guys during December 1st: _"Finally, a worthy Opponent!"_

@thefolder3086

3 жыл бұрын

There already is someone with the machine to cook it

@sansmorty9136

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a close fight man

@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw

3 жыл бұрын

Ah the meatbeater9001