I cook everything from scratch because I’m a better mom than you!!!

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  • @persephonesodapop9103
    @persephonesodapop91032 ай бұрын

    92 months is 7 years and 8 months old for anyone wondering who doesn’t wanna do the math. I got you👍

  • @gardeninginthedesert

    @gardeninginthedesert

    Ай бұрын

    Thank you. You saved my sanity. ❤

  • @tanyashipman4007

    @tanyashipman4007

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 thank you!!

  • @michelegray5970

    @michelegray5970

    Ай бұрын

    Lol thank you😂

  • @chinitamar7430

    @chinitamar7430

    Ай бұрын

    The kid is not a toddler 😅😂

  • @pinnacle1717

    @pinnacle1717

    Ай бұрын

    Who calls their nearly 8 year old brat 92 months old? 😂

  • @mamobee
    @mamobee2 ай бұрын

    "I don't use the grocery store" "our grocery store bill was $92" 😂😂😂

  • @PugLover9955

    @PugLover9955

    2 ай бұрын

  • @aggiev8561

    @aggiev8561

    2 ай бұрын

    Better yet, for one day of food.. lol

  • @leau8041

    @leau8041

    2 ай бұрын

    That’s what I was gonna say

  • @kerimebozaoglu9283

    @kerimebozaoglu9283

    Ай бұрын

    I literally came to write the same thing.

  • @TheTimTamzProject

    @TheTimTamzProject

    Ай бұрын

    She said groceries for today, not the trip to the grocery store. Since she's so extra, she is getting everything from markets and farms

  • @TheBayouBabe
    @TheBayouBabeАй бұрын

    Well, when my husband wants chicken, I raise a baby chick until it's big enough to eat. Go out and butcher it myself, including plucking the feathers ect. Then I season it and fry it myself. He does have to ask several months in advance but it's made from scratch, with love and an apron! Making burgers takes alot longer though.😅😂😂

  • @deliciaford4343

    @deliciaford4343

    24 күн бұрын

    FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SilverSparkles22

    @SilverSparkles22

    24 күн бұрын

    Amateur 😂

  • @cortezconquistador

    @cortezconquistador

    22 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 too funny

  • @Yautjakshai

    @Yautjakshai

    19 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @one-stopgodshop2171

    @one-stopgodshop2171

    17 күн бұрын

    My great grandma used to cut off a duck's head for duck blood soup - it's Polish. Yuck, right?

  • @hs5167
    @hs5167Ай бұрын

    I was a stay at home mom for 20+ years and you roasting the KZread “stay at home mom’s” who put out B.S. content like this made my day.

  • @gaiabeleza

    @gaiabeleza

    Ай бұрын

    oh thank you for telling me this was a roast, I was horrified!!!!

  • @williamvega6190

    @williamvega6190

    Ай бұрын

    Why she look like she has caveman feet! 😂

  • @justtubingby129

    @justtubingby129

    Ай бұрын

    mom's?

  • @since1876

    @since1876

    Ай бұрын

    I thought she might be real for about 3 seconds and then I realized very quickly that she's just making fun of the typical California KZread moms 😂 That 92 month old joke hit hard though, it's barely an exaggeration of what I've actually heard people say about their kid's age lmao Once a kid hits 3 months, you're done with the weeks bullshit.

  • @Wahinies

    @Wahinies

    Ай бұрын

    You literally made my day with this video and explaining it for my tired from work brain

  • @wendyg.2664
    @wendyg.26642 ай бұрын

    "92 month old toddler!" Love it, Blair!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @biancawilliams2995

    @biancawilliams2995

    2 ай бұрын

    That got me too 😂😂😂

  • @pilluslayer6967

    @pilluslayer6967

    2 ай бұрын

    so.... seven and a half yo...

  • @12times21

    @12times21

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah I started counting 😂

  • @KaiKailuv

    @KaiKailuv

    2 ай бұрын

    @@neptune_XDit’s 7 💀

  • @Urbanfarmgirl_Kaija

    @Urbanfarmgirl_Kaija

    2 ай бұрын

    Calculator

  • @Jolllyranchers
    @Jolllyranchers2 ай бұрын

    "I don't use the grocery store because I'm better than you." Best explanation ever

  • @Nastasyashanti

    @Nastasyashanti

    Ай бұрын

    Then goes to whole foods and some Amish market religiously

  • @lobiqpidol818

    @lobiqpidol818

    Ай бұрын

    The fact that statement resonates means you were thinking it too though.

  • @marig3784

    @marig3784

    Ай бұрын

    @@lobiqpidol818huh?

  • @Author_SoftwareDesigner

    @Author_SoftwareDesigner

    Ай бұрын

    @@lobiqpidol818😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrEvldreamr

    @MrEvldreamr

    Ай бұрын

    @@lobiqpidol818 nah ita bc of other TikToks where women brag about that

  • @devinl8487
    @devinl848724 күн бұрын

    "My friends Lexapro & Adderall" took me tf out😂😂😂

  • @amyjeanbelk7561
    @amyjeanbelk7561Ай бұрын

    "I get a little help from my friends"😂

  • @shark_kisses5153

    @shark_kisses5153

    28 күн бұрын

    Heyyyy me too!

  • @TomikaKelly

    @TomikaKelly

    24 күн бұрын

    As someone who takes both of those, this is hilarious.

  • @hobag11
    @hobag11Ай бұрын

    “After my husband came home from his 3rd job” lmao😂😂😂

  • @richardpenn3659

    @richardpenn3659

    Ай бұрын

    There's a joke there, but it might summon the ban hammer

  • @jpsailorallaboardmatey461

    @jpsailorallaboardmatey461

    Ай бұрын

    Haha then suggested he get another one 🤣

  • @szymonpiotrowski5335

    @szymonpiotrowski5335

    Ай бұрын

    House look like 3 shift blue-collar worker can afford?

  • @szymonpiotrowski5335

    @szymonpiotrowski5335

    Ай бұрын

    8x3 24 theare is 24 hours in day hi is online in house on wacations bet she want to go on ,,real '' wacation with him😅

  • @szymonpiotrowski5335

    @szymonpiotrowski5335

    Ай бұрын

    Women and emotional logic

  • @lilmorsecody
    @lilmorsecody2 ай бұрын

    you are the effing queen of satire

  • @Gravitation3Beatles3

    @Gravitation3Beatles3

    2 ай бұрын

    so true

  • @Lunayami123

    @Lunayami123

    2 ай бұрын

    May i know what is "satire"

  • @sorority5018

    @sorority5018

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@Lunayami123 it means a well played out skit/scene to mock/joke on a topic

  • @Siliphx

    @Siliphx

    2 ай бұрын

    Nah Haley’s the queen she’s the retired queen-the queens mother :)

  • @Griffin050A1t

    @Griffin050A1t

    Ай бұрын

    This is definitely true. I couldn’t tell for a second there lol

  • @commentsforthealgorithm
    @commentsforthealgorithm24 күн бұрын

    I was chuckling the entire time. This is one of my favorite housewife videos you have done 😂 “My friends adderall and lexapro”, “because I’m better than you”, “put on my finest ball gown to make granola”, “he got got back from his 3rd job--I told him to get another job”

  • @mstwelvedeadlycyns

    @mstwelvedeadlycyns

    18 күн бұрын

    Ah yes Lexapro

  • @AshleyJohnson-er8os

    @AshleyJohnson-er8os

    15 күн бұрын

    She aint lyin about those Addys tho. 😅

  • @milesgorsuch5018
    @milesgorsuch5018Ай бұрын

    OMG the way I've seen so many of these videos forreal I just assumed she was serious until she said third job. The world is on fire

  • @CandaceDreamer

    @CandaceDreamer

    23 күн бұрын

    I thought she was serious at first too lol.

  • @sammygreen066

    @sammygreen066

    19 күн бұрын

    It took me a moment for "92 month old toddler" to catch up with me lol

  • @shafiqahellmy7371
    @shafiqahellmy73712 ай бұрын

    She roasted so many youtuber channel in just one video😂

  • @slavicaprodanova3225

    @slavicaprodanova3225

    2 ай бұрын

    Question is who will roast her fake everything 😭🤮

  • @Dee-xj4vk

    @Dee-xj4vk

    Ай бұрын

    Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

  • @MICCZECH

    @MICCZECH

    Ай бұрын

    And if anyone gets offended, they'll just be calling her too hot & thinking it's an insult. It's parody perfection really 👌

  • @gothcsm

    @gothcsm

    Ай бұрын

    @@slavicaprodanova3225 girl shut up you’re just jealous cause she’s better looking than you LMAO

  • @TaylorAmelia

    @TaylorAmelia

    Ай бұрын

    Nara smith comes to mind haha

  • @lexiwilder7295
    @lexiwilder7295Ай бұрын

    “I took my other anger out on my herbs” 🤣🤣 I have main anger and other anger too sometimes 🤣🤣

  • @keptthekisses

    @keptthekisses

    Ай бұрын

    Such a good line and very real lol 😂

  • @silverhoney6969

    @silverhoney6969

    Ай бұрын

    The only line that was truly relatable

  • @TempleoftheSon

    @TempleoftheSon

    Ай бұрын

    Com'on bro, we all know you have to take your other anger out on the herbs at least once every day.

  • @SwayzeOnYa12

    @SwayzeOnYa12

    19 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @killerkitchen2534
    @killerkitchen2534Ай бұрын

    He finally learned how to eat chicken wings, so I am proud of him 😂😂😂

  • @Heirllionaire
    @HeirllionaireАй бұрын

    Wow. Did not expect that level of sense of humor. I actually laughed an honest to God laugh. Well done

  • @thatoldcrow
    @thatoldcrowАй бұрын

    “the government said if we think it’s too much just eat cereal”😭😭

  • @cocoanerd17.-.

    @cocoanerd17.-.

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@TravisTellsTruthsGeez man you're as bad as woke people. Everything is probably political for you, huh? I want you to know, it's just you. No one else gives a damn. This relates to neither the video or their comment. Quit being a loony goober.

  • @SaneeXD

    @SaneeXD

    Ай бұрын

    As someone who gets $23 in food stamps a month despite being on disability, accurate

  • @SaneeXD

    @SaneeXD

    Ай бұрын

    @@TravisTellsTruthsyou sure are mean for someone who follows God and wants to promote good

  • @jacobwatson3781

    @jacobwatson3781

    Ай бұрын

    The government didn't say that, it was a private cereal CEO who said that. Its sad you think private compaines actually care about citizens.

  • @starletnight2849

    @starletnight2849

    Ай бұрын

    It’s giving “if they can’t afford bread, let them eat cake”

  • @obianujuchris579
    @obianujuchris579Ай бұрын

    Love how she goes straight for it with, "...I'm better than you"

  • @FirstLast-um3zp

    @FirstLast-um3zp

    Ай бұрын

    Except for that foot strugglin' to keep that 6th toe in.

  • @cherylcarlson3315
    @cherylcarlson3315Ай бұрын

    Made me laugh several times. I fed 3people on $35/wk. Back then made cheese and milked goats,had hens, homeschooled and worked in nursing. Originated messy bun. Never worried about makeup. Life is for loving, laughing and buying stuff on markdowns

  • @pageandink

    @pageandink

    15 күн бұрын

    Girl you hit it ❤ ✊🏾

  • @resellerlife7424
    @resellerlife7424Ай бұрын

    😂 I was just about to swipe until the first jab and then I was like, “wait this might be comedy?” Lol was not disappointed, great job! Hilarious 😂

  • @Fae_08
    @Fae_082 ай бұрын

    "I don't buy from the grocery store" "The groceries cost 92$"

  • @bettyberova4131

    @bettyberova4131

    Ай бұрын

    First its satire. Also it still makes sense- 😊you can get groceries from independent markets, butcher shops, farmers etc that are not indeed chain grocery stores. She didn’t say groceries from the grocery store.

  • @thebusinesswoman23
    @thebusinesswoman232 ай бұрын

    As a mom of 4 boys and a big baby husband, thank you for this. The ridiculously unrealistic homemaker sahm content is insane lately.

  • @JadaRavenellMakeup

    @JadaRavenellMakeup

    Ай бұрын

    I mean I agree (not a sahm more like stay at home girlfriend 😂) but that’s what makes it so popular how unrealistic it is for the normal mom/dad. I just like admiring someone else putting in hard work I know I would never do

  • @Cookeshwari

    @Cookeshwari

    Ай бұрын

    Big baby husband😂mine is same too

  • @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty

    @Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty

    Ай бұрын

    You mean, like, BallerinaFarm?

  • @babusof

    @babusof

    Ай бұрын

    “big baby husband” embarrassing you women lack self respect

  • @kimmiewise1044

    @kimmiewise1044

    Ай бұрын

    I bet he loves being called a big baby while he pays for everything you do and use and doesn't get nearly the same amount of time with the kids... Learn to be greatful instead of bitter and maybe tjose videos wouldn't seem unrealistic and would actually be attainable when you realize you have that life amazing but make it ten time worse with your bad attitude.

  • @a.b.creator
    @a.b.creator27 күн бұрын

    As a lover of sarcasm, i admire both you and deadpool 🙌🏼

  • @donnajenkins7862
    @donnajenkins786225 күн бұрын

    From the “My 92 month old toddler…” I knew this video would not disappoint! 😂

  • @mikayla28682
    @mikayla286822 ай бұрын

    “Ok I love this world” was the cherry on top🤣🤣

  • @PugLover9955

    @PugLover9955

    2 ай бұрын

    🍒 🤣

  • @-me-myself-and-I

    @-me-myself-and-I

    2 ай бұрын

    For sure...❤

  • @almah9703
    @almah9703Ай бұрын

    Hahahha this is excellent “I put my ball gown and did my hair and makeup” before starting to cook 😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @bernadettedevereaux8694

    @bernadettedevereaux8694

    Ай бұрын

    Does the word ‘apron’ mean anything to Ms. Ballgown?

  • @saintejeannedarc9460

    @saintejeannedarc9460

    23 күн бұрын

    @@bernadettedevereaux8694 It's satire. She don't need no stinking apron in make believe la la land, where no one real lives like this.

  • @AndrewLemmings1998
    @AndrewLemmings1998Ай бұрын

    “I’m better than you” “help from my friends, lexapro and adderall” 😂😂😂

  • @leah__gail
    @leah__gail28 күн бұрын

    “I get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Adderall.” 😂😂 Subscribed!

  • @eringray4672
    @eringray46722 ай бұрын

    The Adderall line really got me!! 😂

  • @krazyoldkatlady192

    @krazyoldkatlady192

    Ай бұрын

    Mother’s little help 2024 edition. 😂

  • @monicacannamiss9631

    @monicacannamiss9631

    Ай бұрын

    Same 🤣

  • @DAdeuceeight

    @DAdeuceeight

    Ай бұрын

    Don't forget the Lexapro 😅

  • @Lock484

    @Lock484

    Ай бұрын

    Now do another line and it'll really get you 👀🤪😂😂

  • @RCH369

    @RCH369

    Ай бұрын

    And Lexapro. She says sooo much about what has been perpetrated against us by a government that considers Americans it's enemies. I know she was roasting some yt influenced but damn, she did way more than that. She called it how it actually is, despite the comedy.

  • @thatAncientArtist
    @thatAncientArtist2 ай бұрын

    The sarcasm/truism harmony 😂❤️‍🔥🙌🏾 I love this!!

  • @paulaw418
    @paulaw418Ай бұрын

    I love the influencer roasting!! 😂

  • @Sinvention
    @Sinvention21 күн бұрын

    As someone who also gets a little help from their friends, namely Zoloft and Wellbutrin, i feel this 😂

  • @shanware2

    @shanware2

    14 күн бұрын

    Oh u know Wellbutrin too? my friend celexa hangs out with him too 😂

  • @Sinvention

    @Sinvention

    14 күн бұрын

    @shanware2 Oh yes most definitely! We are best of friends haha! 😜

  • @MysteriMustacheToast

    @MysteriMustacheToast

    6 күн бұрын

    Wellbutrin gang let’s go

  • @hermosohouse349
    @hermosohouse349Ай бұрын

    This is the type of enlightened satirical comedy this corrupt world needs right now!! Bravo!!!

  • @user-sr2xx7zt3d
    @user-sr2xx7zt3dАй бұрын

    Your kid is hungry and you get ready 😂 love the sarcastic touch 😮

  • @jennifersherman7945
    @jennifersherman7945Ай бұрын

    This made me laugh out loud. This is so perfect for how things are. Keep it up.

  • @tatevs6597
    @tatevs659720 күн бұрын

    I adore your sense of humor you’re so funny and anytime I see one of your satirical videos I crack up every single time 😂😂😂😂😂 “But I do get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Aderall” I’ll definitely be stealing this quote I cracked up at this 😂😂😂

  • @ErinThePsychicWitch
    @ErinThePsychicWitch2 ай бұрын

    “My other anger” 😂😂😂😂

  • @patriciacrowe-mb3dw

    @patriciacrowe-mb3dw

    Ай бұрын

    Really sad. I'm sorry honey.

  • @TravisTellsTruths

    @TravisTellsTruths

    Ай бұрын

    Sick

  • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
    @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living2 ай бұрын

    Oh my goodness your parody of the “tradwives” is brutally hilarious (and spot-on)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DominantBtch

    @DominantBtch

    2 ай бұрын

    It's nto tradwives it's naara Smith and she a model.

  • @Drawflip122

    @Drawflip122

    Ай бұрын

    Stop being jealous of people it doesn’t look good on women specially feminists cuz it destroys your argument of we want women to be able to choose

  • @MrEvldreamr

    @MrEvldreamr

    Ай бұрын

    @@Drawflip122 relaaaaax. Its making funnof the betty crocker ahit. Not stay at homes irl. Hell, im a sahm and even i hate how some channels will show sahm life like its the 50s. I hate how they have 7 million kids yet they live in a massive CLEAN house that i know for a FACT nanny cleans for her. If you have children under 5 there aint no way yoyr house is that clean. Trust. And the larger the house the more the mom wants to end her life. Its satire just calm down. I enjoy the tradwife aesthetic but lets be real thats ALL it is

  • @Drawflip122

    @Drawflip122

    Ай бұрын

    @@MrEvldreamr who cares that my point to hate on them are you that desperate to hate on people it’s kinda of weird there channel doesn’t have to be relatable in any way and it is showing hoe jealous people are it’s ok to be jealous but don’t hate just cuz your jealous

  • @jessicawilson1751

    @jessicawilson1751

    Ай бұрын

    ​@Drawflip122 look at Lauren Southen (queen of the trad wives) who recently came out about her horrors of being a trad wife where her husband is abusive and she hates her life? I have no sympathy for her when she has constantly promoted said lifestyle and regularly hates on feminism.

  • @princesskrey4200
    @princesskrey420026 күн бұрын

    You make this world so much better🫶🏼🌹💋🌹!!

  • @Mariam_xo13
    @Mariam_xo13Ай бұрын

    Why did I go and search up how many years are in 92 months because I don’t feel like thinking rn 😂😂

  • @user-jy1mu7lv1u
    @user-jy1mu7lv1u2 ай бұрын

    Her “friends” lexapro & adderal ! 😂

  • @SuperJordan105

    @SuperJordan105

    2 ай бұрын

    I’ve got the same friends. 😂 Wellbutrin and adderall.

  • @JaslineXD

    @JaslineXD

    2 ай бұрын

    Mine are Zoloft and Wellbutrin

  • @suziegusti291

    @suziegusti291

    2 ай бұрын

    Prozac n addy!

  • @nedalisa9469

    @nedalisa9469

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@SuperJordan105Girl same 😆

  • @RoundSwan

    @RoundSwan

    2 ай бұрын

    My besties ❤ they don’t get me to this level unfortunately, but help keep me at an acceptable level of shiz-show. No idea how the Pinterest mums do it tbh.

  • @SR77736
    @SR77736Ай бұрын

    I love the humor in this. These self righteous SAHMs who look down on others need to be made fun of. Keyword is those who look down on others, not SAHMs in general before y'all get offended.

  • @SamanthaRakell

    @SamanthaRakell

    14 күн бұрын

    Wait what’s a sahms?

  • @jesshallock5346
    @jesshallock534615 күн бұрын

    The drooping flower on the first dress, I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @kabobmeinhaddi5591
    @kabobmeinhaddi5591Ай бұрын

    Is no one going to bring up the fact that she is easy on the eyes? And a great sense of humor to boot!!! Nicely done. 👏

  • @kenny995
    @kenny9952 ай бұрын

    Mom I'm hungry You'll have to wait a few hours for your very simple snack my big boy ❤

  • @minimaladjacent

    @minimaladjacent

    Ай бұрын

    exactly if a toddler 5 mins is forever they aren't going to wait for anything... 8 yr old isn't going to wait hrs for a meal either.

  • @atchomama123
    @atchomama1232 ай бұрын

    As a mom I find this so hilarious and accurate! Those moms are so stinkin fake. Yeah those ladies hire help and we all know it

  • @sandravasquez7628

    @sandravasquez7628

    Ай бұрын

    YES they DO!!!! You NAILED it! Otherwise where are the alleged children of this SAHMs while they are making this elaborate meals AND recording it in their spotless kitchens? I know my children would NEVER allow me to record a whole 30 minute video without yelling around or appearing on screen asking "is it done yet i'm hungry?" Hell they are not even toddlers but big kids now and they STILL feel the urge to knock on the bathroom door everytime I go to the toillet even for TWO minutes because they have "something REALLY urgent to tell me" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-dm2tv3sr3o

    @user-dm2tv3sr3o

    Ай бұрын

    I make everything from scratch and am a sahm… we are not rich by any means (we’re also not dirt poor) we can’t afford to hire help lmao. My kid sits at the counter and learns while I cook and they enjoy it. Honestly this video just reeks of insecurity. If YOU think those women are better than you for what they can accomplish, just say that.

  • @TradHomemaker

    @TradHomemaker

    Ай бұрын

    ​@user-dm2tv3sr3o I'm a housewife with no kids yet due to infertility. I keep up my house and babysit kids from church almost daily as well as teaching classes in the homeschooling collective my church hosts. Definitely not rich, but we budget and manage well. It's not as impossible as everyone seems to think it is. And my husband certainly isn't some helpless toddler. He's a hard-working man who provides for me, and I provide for him.

  • @KhaosChilde97

    @KhaosChilde97

    Ай бұрын

    @@user-dm2tv3sr3o but is everything so esthetic ALL the time in your home? There is no way you can keep the entire house spotless with everything in its place with a kid. Unless you have endless energy and need no time for yourself of course. Also, their kitchens look like they barely see use. Who cooks every day, 3 (maybe 2, maybe more) meals a day and has a spotless kitchen while having to do housework (that includes having to go shopping for necessities and grocery while lugging around a toddler or 2) AND looking after a kid (maybe multiple) who doesnt leave the house regularly for school yet?

  • @omnisexualidiot3750

    @omnisexualidiot3750

    Ай бұрын

    @@KhaosChilde97it’s aesthetic because it’s for a video. And yea, their rich, they probably have cleaning ladies. Doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy cooking and taking care of their kids. Like goddamn can y’all just chill and let people live? If their lives early bother you that much then keep it moving.

  • @xoxolorae
    @xoxoloraeАй бұрын

    I just love her sense of humor so much

  • @rachelleighanne4381
    @rachelleighanne4381Ай бұрын

    Laughing bc I’ve seen the videos you’re making fun of and this is spot on 😂

  • @Kamiyu97
    @Kamiyu97Ай бұрын

    That's funny and a good parody of what used to actually be expected from housewives 70 years ago (not anymore, right?)... And they would drink a lot, too, no wonder!

  • @Mara_1337

    @Mara_1337

    18 күн бұрын

    I think it's a parody of those put up "I am a housewife" channels/personas where clearly everything is too good to be true. But now that you mention it, it IS exactly those old stereotypes/expectations. But in the glamorous world of social media influencers, some women actually pretend to live like that, to cater towards actual house wives with their "tips"

  • @KG-VanityInKnickers

    @KG-VanityInKnickers

    16 күн бұрын

    And Valium was the drug of choice prescribed back then for them.

  • @krystynaoldakovska2233

    @krystynaoldakovska2233

    12 күн бұрын

    Good parody of a recent trend "tradwife"

  • @crasshag
    @crasshagАй бұрын

    I actually make my husband’s food from scratch, but then he is so easy to please, and I have at least 95% of groceries delivered to the house, so that makes it doable. He is sooo handsome (76 yrs old), and a great kisser. Think I will keep cooking for him.

  • @Nastasyashanti

    @Nastasyashanti

    Ай бұрын

    If he’s 76 y o and a great kisser he should drop his oral hygiene routine most people have smelly breath at this age I can feel meters away can’t even imagine to kiss them 😮

  • @tinycatfromhell

    @tinycatfromhell

    Ай бұрын

    EW

  • @Lumosnight

    @Lumosnight

    Ай бұрын

    Make sure you cook him his favorite high fat food… then you’ll be a rich widow too!

  • @Jackbarrany

    @Jackbarrany

    Ай бұрын

    What the hell is wrong with you commenters? To be clear, not the original poster, the comments.

  • @jeryncambrah

    @jeryncambrah

    Ай бұрын

    this comment is so sweet! i'm sorry people decided to comment back such weird things to you. i for one appreciate hearing that you still love and enjoy your husband!!

  • @crystalpixley1680
    @crystalpixley168020 күн бұрын

    “But he finally learned how to eat chicken wings,” TOOK ME OUT 😂

  • @alexibarra192
    @alexibarra192Ай бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant. I was wheezing/laughing thru this.😂😂😂

  • @awaitingSaint777
    @awaitingSaint7772 ай бұрын

    They really did tell us to eat cereal a la Marie Antoinette. Did you see the interview with Kellogg's CEO? maniacs. Is that your man?! 😂❤

  • @Transwithhands

    @Transwithhands

    2 ай бұрын

    Fr. When she said cake, it was a mis translation, and she actually meant bread. So technically, you're right 😂

  • @user-vj1sv6sd6x

    @user-vj1sv6sd6x

    2 ай бұрын

    So when can we do to the CEO what they did to Marie?

  • @Ashtarot77

    @Ashtarot77

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Transwithhands In France they have a sweet bread called Brioche which is a bit like cake. So she could have well meant that.

  • @quin7117

    @quin7117

    2 ай бұрын

    Really?

  • @honeyartstudios

    @honeyartstudios

    Ай бұрын

    @@quin7117kellogg’s CEO really said “eat cereal for dinner”

  • @sydnotvicious.
    @sydnotvicious.Ай бұрын

    I love knowing who you’re mocking, it makes this soo much better 🤣😅

  • @007stopjockin

    @007stopjockin

    Ай бұрын

    Hi, who is she mocking? This is new to me. Thanks in advance. 007

  • @weesaby774

    @weesaby774

    Ай бұрын

    @@007stopjockin Nara Aziza, Lucky Blue Smith’s wife

  • @007stopjockin

    @007stopjockin

    Ай бұрын

    @@weesaby774 Hi! Thank you! I will check her out LoL 007

  • @bettym1150

    @bettym1150

    Ай бұрын

    Who is it she's making fun of? I'm bored and I want a laugh to see the source material.

  • @hippie_pixie420

    @hippie_pixie420

    Ай бұрын

    I don't know why she's making fun of her for bring a happy stay at home mother who's husband loves her and worships the ground she walks on. Also Nara doesn't act like this the woman in the video just projecting how it makes her feel.

  • @maggies9543
    @maggies9543Ай бұрын

    Satire aside, that meal looks hella good 😂

  • @kelleyschwartz5249
    @kelleyschwartz5249Ай бұрын

    Perfect roast of the cosplaying tradwives😂

  • @13lilsykos
    @13lilsykos2 ай бұрын

    I love the stirring with a knife. That's been me so many times because I'm also the one who does the dishes.

  • @Worminthedirt

    @Worminthedirt

    2 ай бұрын

    I just did this tonight 😅

  • @autismworldtravel

    @autismworldtravel

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @FrancessLevi

    @FrancessLevi

    Ай бұрын

    For real. I'd fry stuff in the same tablespoon if I could 😂😂😅

  • @stephaniefoster1964

    @stephaniefoster1964

    Ай бұрын

    Ikr _ minimize...!👏🏾👊🏾

  • @kittyking5375
    @kittyking53752 ай бұрын

    You did good!😅 but the government forgot to tell you eat cereal dry. Cause milk is expensive too😂😂😂

  • @Rolandeld1999

    @Rolandeld1999

    Ай бұрын

    No they want you buying that milk. The government has to buy surplus milk. Thats why Americans eat an insane amount of dairy

  • @dianad3080

    @dianad3080

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Rolandeld1999 That explains the constipated look many people have on their videos. 😂

  • @canteriggle6525
    @canteriggle652523 күн бұрын

    "Because I'm better than you." The HONESTY 😂😂 💀

  • @tierraaiza
    @tierraaiza22 күн бұрын

    She had me Ctfu just now 😂 I love humor like this, it’s relaxing 😌

  • @AnnaM4rieMillerLite
    @AnnaM4rieMillerLiteАй бұрын

    im better than you sounded like you started and werent 100% sure where you were going, thats authentic humor 🤣

  • @triumphantpeanut5726
    @triumphantpeanut57262 ай бұрын

    You’re not wife material. Wheres the 6 inch heels and swollen feet???! 😂😂😂 I swear these kids have to be absolutely starving by the time their 4pm breakfast is ready

  • @infinite_freedom
    @infinite_freedom8 күн бұрын

    Coming home today and seeing my nanny warming up milk on the hob for an oats porridge. I asked her what she was doing and she said: “The kids wanted some milk, so I decided to cook it from scratch”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It made my day!

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson3982Ай бұрын

    The satire is strong with this one. "92 month old toddler." That was clever.

  • @shandelchallice4598
    @shandelchallice45982 ай бұрын

    "I love this world" 😂😂😂 this is hilarious

  • @Schmantilein
    @Schmantilein2 ай бұрын

    Your mind is so damn beautiful. It is deeply healing that even someone who could live without worries can be conscious of some problematic conditions of society. I wish you all the best. You made my day once again 😊

  • @sarahwales6276

    @sarahwales6276

    2 ай бұрын

    Wow... you've got to stop needing that from other people.

  • @suzs3770

    @suzs3770

    2 ай бұрын

    @sarahwales6276 Needing what from other people??

  • @sarahwales6276

    @sarahwales6276

    2 ай бұрын

    @@suzs3770 Read the comment I responded to...

  • @AnonymousPerson-hw7js

    @AnonymousPerson-hw7js

    2 ай бұрын

    This is such a sweet compliment 😩❤

  • @hadesisbaby

    @hadesisbaby

    2 ай бұрын

    @@sarahwales6276and you’ve got to start worrying about yourself bcuz nothing that they said is harmful to anyone. try talking to a therapist instead of coming online just to talk down to people

  • @lydiaanderson2064
    @lydiaanderson206422 күн бұрын

    Girl the way I instantly subscribed 😂🙌🏽 Your humor is top tier & all the food looks great!

  • @h00Lia
    @h00LiaАй бұрын

    i wasn't emotionally prepared for that to end on such a thought-provoking note. u da best

  • @cheryljohnson6448
    @cheryljohnson64482 ай бұрын

    Not "my 92 mo old toddler" I can't with you😂😂

  • @SkitSkat674
    @SkitSkat674Ай бұрын

    The Just Eat Cereal was the cherry on top.

  • @stan8479
    @stan847913 күн бұрын

    The satire is dripping from the very first word. Really good.

  • @Jilly_mr
    @Jilly_mr2 ай бұрын

    Blair, I fucking love you lmfao. This is hilarious! 💯 the best satire!

  • @proper.role.model.819
    @proper.role.model.8192 ай бұрын

    Love that youre calling these people out.

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf9 күн бұрын

    As a person who doesn't exist I find this very relatable 👍

  • @unitedhybrid187
    @unitedhybrid187Ай бұрын

    This video caught me off guard. Thanks for the laugh!

  • @mirofeya
    @mirofeya2 ай бұрын

    Satire, but she is a real cook and food looks amazing!

  • @blackharvest13

    @blackharvest13

    2 ай бұрын

    Xpt the last part wasn’t satire it’s just so insane that it sounds like it is. The Kelloggceo said they should eat cereal if they’re broke

  • @vanessawilliams5599
    @vanessawilliams55992 ай бұрын

    💀😭 dressed up barefoot in the kitchen spitting obvious LOGIC

  • @mariebo7491
    @mariebo749116 күн бұрын

    Love your sense of humor 😂😂😂

  • @amankaur4373
    @amankaur437311 күн бұрын

    Not her friends sounding like some sort of medicine

  • @RuffiRaggaMuff
    @RuffiRaggaMuff2 ай бұрын

    I love stay at home moms. My mom didn’t work and everyday I came home my mom was there 😢 In the kitchen making food. She didn’t wear a ball gown but now I miss my mom!

  • @IcedCoffeeCrush

    @IcedCoffeeCrush

    2 ай бұрын

    I’m glad someone on KZread appreciates stay at home moms. I was one for 33 years. My sons loved and appreciated that I was home for them, they still say it to this day. Not all women end up unhappy and broke, I certainly didn’t. My husband and I are still enjoying our lives together, being grandparents now and traveling. Take care 😊

  • @RuffiRaggaMuff

    @RuffiRaggaMuff

    2 ай бұрын

    @@IcedCoffeeCrush we ate dinner as a family every night and I never came home to a messy or empty home. Kids feel safe when mom is home! God bless you and your family 💕

  • @nds.gdspts

    @nds.gdspts

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@IcedCoffeeCrush I'm really happy for you. Many women don't survive that life. Most men are abusers and will use having all the financial power in the relationship to destroy their wives mentally, socially, and physically. I've seen many horrors. Hope someday the mothers' work gets rewarded their value, as there is no profession more demanding and needed for the society survival. But until then: women, please NEVER EVER depend on a man. Stay safe.

  • @MommyMoniquex5

    @MommyMoniquex5

    2 ай бұрын

    Stay at home moms are great. Ones that pretend to be what this YT star is making fun of? That’s just pretty unrealistic imo lol. That’s what makes this funny. Regular SAHMs though? They’re great!

  • @ava4689

    @ava4689

    2 ай бұрын

    My mom was a stay at home mom too. It had its ups and downs. She didnt seem happy. Let me rephrase. She wasn’t happy. I dont think being a stay at home mom was her problem, but I was too young to tell quite what it was. Other than marital strife. Childhood would have been smoother with less war and adultery haha. Oof sorry to brain dump. Stay at home moms are indeed cool, and I wanna be one.

  • @Mariam.me_
    @Mariam.me_2 ай бұрын

    Pure satire. Loving it😂❤️

  • @nightmaresandbutterflies1058
    @nightmaresandbutterflies105815 күн бұрын

    Passive Aggressive at its finest💞love it😂

  • @newworldlord643
    @newworldlord64312 күн бұрын

    WHO IS THIS😂😂😂😂😂 OOOOMMGGGGGG WE ARE BESTIES😂😂😂 girlllll byyeeee lmaoooo the roasting is A1

  • @victoriamyst4742
    @victoriamyst47422 ай бұрын

    😂😂 such a transparent portrayal of modern bourgeoisie world & life:)

  • @JessicaBurgess-yk4wh
    @JessicaBurgess-yk4wh2 ай бұрын

    I had a really crappy day and I came across your shorts and at first I thought it was serious but realized quickly it’s all for fun… I have been dying laughing ever since. Thanks for turning my day around!

  • @oyonan
    @oyonanАй бұрын

    Wonderful parody, I love it! Instant follow!

  • @raynerkefe4413
    @raynerkefe441310 күн бұрын

    I love the passive aggressiveness 😂

  • @primicerius1492
    @primicerius1492Ай бұрын

    "and then I cheated on him with the gardener, tennis trainer, and yoga instructor all at the same time."

  • @heathermiller5765

    @heathermiller5765

    Ай бұрын

    It was a group effort lol 😁

  • @Kindnessisnotweakness
    @Kindnessisnotweakness2 ай бұрын

    I can't stop watching this and laughing. As a mom of preteens now I don't envy what the younger moms have to deal with in social media. You are a genius 😂😂 thank you. I needed this!

  • @chelscara
    @chelscara16 күн бұрын

    Bruh there were so many call outs in this I couldn't keep up 😂

  • @oksanarose6879
    @oksanarose687913 күн бұрын

    “okay i love this world” LMFAO

  • @Tigrinnaful
    @Tigrinnaful2 ай бұрын

    Haha the psychotic smile to the camera while chopping 😂😂❤

  • @JimmyCrackorn
    @JimmyCrackornАй бұрын

    The levels to this! OMG 😂😂😂😂😂 Peak comic sarcasm! A lot of feelings are going to be hurt by this one 😂

  • @lordpyro1
    @lordpyro1Ай бұрын

    I have reached the point where parody and reality are blending

  • @SurlyMiss
    @SurlyMiss2 ай бұрын

    Have a budget of $190 a month for food and it’s been a huge struggle. Still have a week left to get through. It can be incredibly stressful. As an added bonus I got something called Bell’s palsy last week from stress and half my face is now paralyzed. Gotta fukin love life. One day at a time I guess! Love your videos you crack me up ❤

  • @l-_-ls

    @l-_-ls

    2 ай бұрын

    Half your grocery bill in her “one day” food video. I hope you’re still able to eat healthy. Rice porridge with sliced fish and green scallions can be a very filling and cost effective meal. Best wishes for your health and happiness.

  • @YamaraLoves

    @YamaraLoves

    2 ай бұрын

    5lb bag of rice, canned beans, frozen veggies, big box of oatmeal or grits, and if I ate meat, I would go to the butcher/ meat house buy 10lb of chicken. Have the butcher chop it up very small. I promise it's enough for the whole month. Ask family and friends to donate.

  • @D_McGeezacks

    @D_McGeezacks

    Ай бұрын

    ​@YamaraLoves Also bananas. Cheap superfood can't go wrong and you can make a delicious ice cream by just freezing and mixing them

  • @devinebucklin7509
    @devinebucklin7509Ай бұрын

    I love this chick, she just needs to garden, then perfect, omg seriously!

  • @marieanncorduvo2334
    @marieanncorduvo233410 күн бұрын

    Love her sarcasm!

  • @endorasmom6460
    @endorasmom646021 күн бұрын

    “I do get a little help from my friends lexapro and adderall.” 😂😂😂 This is so true for me. 😅

  • @Bbhehe
    @Bbhehe2 ай бұрын

    Love that you're jumping on this. I have a handful of people I watch who do the same skit and it tickles me each time

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsmАй бұрын

    Some people in these comments can’t take a joke and it shows 😭 We should be allowed to poke a little fun at someone who makes their children wait (possibly) hours to eat just because they want to make things from scratch! (No hate to the original girl though. That’s how she chooses to live her life, and if it works for her then great 👍 I just personally dislike the idea of forcing small children to go hungry for extended periods of time since nutrition is extremely important when children are young.)

  • @Sjfyy_

    @Sjfyy_

    Ай бұрын

    Lol just by your comment I definitely know you haven’t taken care of a child before. 😂

  • @gothcsm

    @gothcsm

    Ай бұрын

    @@Sjfyy_ Lol, I have but okay. God forbid I want children to eat when they’re hungry ig.

  • @staceyfleurime8309

    @staceyfleurime8309

    Ай бұрын

    @@gothcsmI’m from a family that cooked everything from scratch and I’m honestly grateful I didn’t grow up eating the frozen crap you grew up on that you somehow think is more nutritious than a home cooked meal. Kids from families that cook don’t sit around starving.

  • @angelbbkira

    @angelbbkira

    Ай бұрын

    It’s not your children. She’s raising them how SHE wants to. You are hating though and your jealousy shows

  • @user-vt2ce2jc4r

    @user-vt2ce2jc4r

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@staceyfleurime8309thank you so much for this comment

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