92 months is 7 years and 8 months old for anyone wondering who doesn’t wanna do the math. I got you👍
@gardeninginthedesert
Ай бұрын
Thank you. You saved my sanity. ❤
@tanyashipman4007
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 thank you!!
@michelegray5970
Ай бұрын
Lol thank you😂
@chinitamar7430
Ай бұрын
The kid is not a toddler 😅😂
@pinnacle1717
Ай бұрын
Who calls their nearly 8 year old brat 92 months old? 😂
@mamobee2 ай бұрын
"I don't use the grocery store" "our grocery store bill was $92" 😂😂😂
@PugLover9955
2 ай бұрын
☠
@aggiev8561
2 ай бұрын
Better yet, for one day of food.. lol
@leau8041
2 ай бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say
@kerimebozaoglu9283
Ай бұрын
I literally came to write the same thing.
@TheTimTamzProject
Ай бұрын
She said groceries for today, not the trip to the grocery store. Since she's so extra, she is getting everything from markets and farms
@TheBayouBabeАй бұрын
Well, when my husband wants chicken, I raise a baby chick until it's big enough to eat. Go out and butcher it myself, including plucking the feathers ect. Then I season it and fry it myself. He does have to ask several months in advance but it's made from scratch, with love and an apron! Making burgers takes alot longer though.😅😂😂
@deliciaford4343
24 күн бұрын
FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SilverSparkles22
24 күн бұрын
Amateur 😂
@cortezconquistador
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 too funny
@Yautjakshai
19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@one-stopgodshop2171
17 күн бұрын
My great grandma used to cut off a duck's head for duck blood soup - it's Polish. Yuck, right?
@hs5167Ай бұрын
I was a stay at home mom for 20+ years and you roasting the KZread “stay at home mom’s” who put out B.S. content like this made my day.
@gaiabeleza
Ай бұрын
oh thank you for telling me this was a roast, I was horrified!!!!
@williamvega6190
Ай бұрын
Why she look like she has caveman feet! 😂
@justtubingby129
Ай бұрын
mom's?
@since1876
Ай бұрын
I thought she might be real for about 3 seconds and then I realized very quickly that she's just making fun of the typical California KZread moms 😂 That 92 month old joke hit hard though, it's barely an exaggeration of what I've actually heard people say about their kid's age lmao Once a kid hits 3 months, you're done with the weeks bullshit.
@Wahinies
Ай бұрын
You literally made my day with this video and explaining it for my tired from work brain
@wendyg.26642 ай бұрын
"92 month old toddler!" Love it, Blair!! 🤣🤣🤣
@biancawilliams2995
2 ай бұрын
That got me too 😂😂😂
@pilluslayer6967
2 ай бұрын
so.... seven and a half yo...
@12times21
2 ай бұрын
Yeah I started counting 😂
@KaiKailuv
2 ай бұрын
@@neptune_XDit’s 7 💀
@Urbanfarmgirl_Kaija
2 ай бұрын
Calculator
@Jolllyranchers2 ай бұрын
"I don't use the grocery store because I'm better than you." Best explanation ever
@Nastasyashanti
Ай бұрын
Then goes to whole foods and some Amish market religiously
@lobiqpidol818
Ай бұрын
The fact that statement resonates means you were thinking it too though.
@marig3784
Ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818huh?
@Author_SoftwareDesigner
Ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818😂😂😂😂😂
@MrEvldreamr
Ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818 nah ita bc of other TikToks where women brag about that
@devinl848724 күн бұрын
"My friends Lexapro & Adderall" took me tf out😂😂😂
@amyjeanbelk7561Ай бұрын
"I get a little help from my friends"😂
@shark_kisses5153
28 күн бұрын
Heyyyy me too!
@TomikaKelly
24 күн бұрын
As someone who takes both of those, this is hilarious.
@hobag11Ай бұрын
“After my husband came home from his 3rd job” lmao😂😂😂
@richardpenn3659
Ай бұрын
There's a joke there, but it might summon the ban hammer
@jpsailorallaboardmatey461
Ай бұрын
Haha then suggested he get another one 🤣
@szymonpiotrowski5335
Ай бұрын
House look like 3 shift blue-collar worker can afford?
@szymonpiotrowski5335
Ай бұрын
8x3 24 theare is 24 hours in day hi is online in house on wacations bet she want to go on ,,real '' wacation with him😅
@szymonpiotrowski5335
Ай бұрын
Women and emotional logic
@lilmorsecody2 ай бұрын
you are the effing queen of satire
@Gravitation3Beatles3
2 ай бұрын
so true
@Lunayami123
2 ай бұрын
May i know what is "satire"
@sorority5018
2 ай бұрын
@Lunayami123 it means a well played out skit/scene to mock/joke on a topic
@Siliphx
2 ай бұрын
Nah Haley’s the queen she’s the retired queen-the queens mother :)
@Griffin050A1t
Ай бұрын
This is definitely true. I couldn’t tell for a second there lol
@commentsforthealgorithm24 күн бұрын
I was chuckling the entire time. This is one of my favorite housewife videos you have done 😂 “My friends adderall and lexapro”, “because I’m better than you”, “put on my finest ball gown to make granola”, “he got got back from his 3rd job--I told him to get another job”
@mstwelvedeadlycyns
18 күн бұрын
Ah yes Lexapro
@AshleyJohnson-er8os
15 күн бұрын
She aint lyin about those Addys tho. 😅
@milesgorsuch5018Ай бұрын
OMG the way I've seen so many of these videos forreal I just assumed she was serious until she said third job. The world is on fire
@CandaceDreamer
23 күн бұрын
I thought she was serious at first too lol.
@sammygreen066
19 күн бұрын
It took me a moment for "92 month old toddler" to catch up with me lol
@shafiqahellmy73712 ай бұрын
She roasted so many youtuber channel in just one video😂
@slavicaprodanova3225
2 ай бұрын
Question is who will roast her fake everything 😭🤮
@Dee-xj4vk
Ай бұрын
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
@MICCZECH
Ай бұрын
And if anyone gets offended, they'll just be calling her too hot & thinking it's an insult. It's parody perfection really 👌
@gothcsm
Ай бұрын
@@slavicaprodanova3225 girl shut up you’re just jealous cause she’s better looking than you LMAO
@TaylorAmelia
Ай бұрын
Nara smith comes to mind haha
@lexiwilder7295Ай бұрын
“I took my other anger out on my herbs” 🤣🤣 I have main anger and other anger too sometimes 🤣🤣
@keptthekisses
Ай бұрын
Such a good line and very real lol 😂
@silverhoney6969
Ай бұрын
The only line that was truly relatable
@TempleoftheSon
Ай бұрын
Com'on bro, we all know you have to take your other anger out on the herbs at least once every day.
@SwayzeOnYa12
19 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@killerkitchen2534Ай бұрын
He finally learned how to eat chicken wings, so I am proud of him 😂😂😂
@HeirllionaireАй бұрын
Wow. Did not expect that level of sense of humor. I actually laughed an honest to God laugh. Well done
@thatoldcrowАй бұрын
“the government said if we think it’s too much just eat cereal”😭😭
@cocoanerd17.-.
Ай бұрын
@@TravisTellsTruthsGeez man you're as bad as woke people. Everything is probably political for you, huh? I want you to know, it's just you. No one else gives a damn. This relates to neither the video or their comment. Quit being a loony goober.
@SaneeXD
Ай бұрын
As someone who gets $23 in food stamps a month despite being on disability, accurate
@SaneeXD
Ай бұрын
@@TravisTellsTruthsyou sure are mean for someone who follows God and wants to promote good
@jacobwatson3781
Ай бұрын
The government didn't say that, it was a private cereal CEO who said that. Its sad you think private compaines actually care about citizens.
@starletnight2849
Ай бұрын
It’s giving “if they can’t afford bread, let them eat cake”
@obianujuchris579Ай бұрын
Love how she goes straight for it with, "...I'm better than you"
@FirstLast-um3zp
Ай бұрын
Except for that foot strugglin' to keep that 6th toe in.
@cherylcarlson3315Ай бұрын
Made me laugh several times. I fed 3people on $35/wk. Back then made cheese and milked goats,had hens, homeschooled and worked in nursing. Originated messy bun. Never worried about makeup. Life is for loving, laughing and buying stuff on markdowns
@pageandink
15 күн бұрын
Girl you hit it ❤ ✊🏾
@resellerlife7424Ай бұрын
😂 I was just about to swipe until the first jab and then I was like, “wait this might be comedy?” Lol was not disappointed, great job! Hilarious 😂
@Fae_082 ай бұрын
"I don't buy from the grocery store" "The groceries cost 92$"
@bettyberova4131
Ай бұрын
First its satire. Also it still makes sense- 😊you can get groceries from independent markets, butcher shops, farmers etc that are not indeed chain grocery stores. She didn’t say groceries from the grocery store.
@thebusinesswoman232 ай бұрын
As a mom of 4 boys and a big baby husband, thank you for this. The ridiculously unrealistic homemaker sahm content is insane lately.
@JadaRavenellMakeup
Ай бұрын
I mean I agree (not a sahm more like stay at home girlfriend 😂) but that’s what makes it so popular how unrealistic it is for the normal mom/dad. I just like admiring someone else putting in hard work I know I would never do
@Cookeshwari
Ай бұрын
Big baby husband😂mine is same too
@Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty
Ай бұрын
You mean, like, BallerinaFarm?
@babusof
Ай бұрын
“big baby husband” embarrassing you women lack self respect
@kimmiewise1044
Ай бұрын
I bet he loves being called a big baby while he pays for everything you do and use and doesn't get nearly the same amount of time with the kids... Learn to be greatful instead of bitter and maybe tjose videos wouldn't seem unrealistic and would actually be attainable when you realize you have that life amazing but make it ten time worse with your bad attitude.
@a.b.creator27 күн бұрын
As a lover of sarcasm, i admire both you and deadpool 🙌🏼
@donnajenkins786225 күн бұрын
From the “My 92 month old toddler…” I knew this video would not disappoint! 😂
@mikayla286822 ай бұрын
“Ok I love this world” was the cherry on top🤣🤣
@PugLover9955
2 ай бұрын
🍒 🤣
@-me-myself-and-I
2 ай бұрын
For sure...❤
@almah9703Ай бұрын
Hahahha this is excellent “I put my ball gown and did my hair and makeup” before starting to cook 😂😂😂😂❤️
@bernadettedevereaux8694
Ай бұрын
Does the word ‘apron’ mean anything to Ms. Ballgown?
@saintejeannedarc9460
23 күн бұрын
@@bernadettedevereaux8694 It's satire. She don't need no stinking apron in make believe la la land, where no one real lives like this.
@AndrewLemmings1998Ай бұрын
“I’m better than you” “help from my friends, lexapro and adderall” 😂😂😂
@leah__gail28 күн бұрын
“I get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Adderall.” 😂😂 Subscribed!
@eringray46722 ай бұрын
The Adderall line really got me!! 😂
@krazyoldkatlady192
Ай бұрын
Mother’s little help 2024 edition. 😂
@monicacannamiss9631
Ай бұрын
Same 🤣
@DAdeuceeight
Ай бұрын
Don't forget the Lexapro 😅
@Lock484
Ай бұрын
Now do another line and it'll really get you 👀🤪😂😂
@RCH369
Ай бұрын
And Lexapro. She says sooo much about what has been perpetrated against us by a government that considers Americans it's enemies. I know she was roasting some yt influenced but damn, she did way more than that. She called it how it actually is, despite the comedy.
@thatAncientArtist2 ай бұрын
The sarcasm/truism harmony 😂❤️🔥🙌🏾 I love this!!
@paulaw418Ай бұрын
I love the influencer roasting!! 😂
@Sinvention21 күн бұрын
As someone who also gets a little help from their friends, namely Zoloft and Wellbutrin, i feel this 😂
@shanware2
14 күн бұрын
Oh u know Wellbutrin too? my friend celexa hangs out with him too 😂
@Sinvention
14 күн бұрын
@shanware2 Oh yes most definitely! We are best of friends haha! 😜
@MysteriMustacheToast
6 күн бұрын
Wellbutrin gang let’s go
@hermosohouse349Ай бұрын
This is the type of enlightened satirical comedy this corrupt world needs right now!! Bravo!!!
@user-sr2xx7zt3dАй бұрын
Your kid is hungry and you get ready 😂 love the sarcastic touch 😮
@jennifersherman7945Ай бұрын
This made me laugh out loud. This is so perfect for how things are. Keep it up.
@tatevs659720 күн бұрын
I adore your sense of humor you’re so funny and anytime I see one of your satirical videos I crack up every single time 😂😂😂😂😂 “But I do get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Aderall” I’ll definitely be stealing this quote I cracked up at this 😂😂😂
@ErinThePsychicWitch2 ай бұрын
“My other anger” 😂😂😂😂
@patriciacrowe-mb3dw
Ай бұрын
Really sad. I'm sorry honey.
@TravisTellsTruths
Ай бұрын
Sick
@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living2 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness your parody of the “tradwives” is brutally hilarious (and spot-on)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DominantBtch
2 ай бұрын
It's nto tradwives it's naara Smith and she a model.
@Drawflip122
Ай бұрын
Stop being jealous of people it doesn’t look good on women specially feminists cuz it destroys your argument of we want women to be able to choose
@MrEvldreamr
Ай бұрын
@@Drawflip122 relaaaaax. Its making funnof the betty crocker ahit. Not stay at homes irl. Hell, im a sahm and even i hate how some channels will show sahm life like its the 50s. I hate how they have 7 million kids yet they live in a massive CLEAN house that i know for a FACT nanny cleans for her. If you have children under 5 there aint no way yoyr house is that clean. Trust. And the larger the house the more the mom wants to end her life. Its satire just calm down. I enjoy the tradwife aesthetic but lets be real thats ALL it is
@Drawflip122
Ай бұрын
@@MrEvldreamr who cares that my point to hate on them are you that desperate to hate on people it’s kinda of weird there channel doesn’t have to be relatable in any way and it is showing hoe jealous people are it’s ok to be jealous but don’t hate just cuz your jealous
@jessicawilson1751
Ай бұрын
@Drawflip122 look at Lauren Southen (queen of the trad wives) who recently came out about her horrors of being a trad wife where her husband is abusive and she hates her life? I have no sympathy for her when she has constantly promoted said lifestyle and regularly hates on feminism.
@princesskrey420026 күн бұрын
You make this world so much better🫶🏼🌹💋🌹!!
@Mariam_xo13Ай бұрын
Why did I go and search up how many years are in 92 months because I don’t feel like thinking rn 😂😂
@user-jy1mu7lv1u2 ай бұрын
Her “friends” lexapro & adderal ! 😂
@SuperJordan105
2 ай бұрын
I’ve got the same friends. 😂 Wellbutrin and adderall.
@JaslineXD
2 ай бұрын
Mine are Zoloft and Wellbutrin
@suziegusti291
2 ай бұрын
Prozac n addy!
@nedalisa9469
2 ай бұрын
@@SuperJordan105Girl same 😆
@RoundSwan
2 ай бұрын
My besties ❤ they don’t get me to this level unfortunately, but help keep me at an acceptable level of shiz-show. No idea how the Pinterest mums do it tbh.
@SR77736Ай бұрын
I love the humor in this. These self righteous SAHMs who look down on others need to be made fun of. Keyword is those who look down on others, not SAHMs in general before y'all get offended.
@SamanthaRakell
14 күн бұрын
Wait what’s a sahms?
@jesshallock534615 күн бұрын
The drooping flower on the first dress, I can’t 😂😂😂
@kabobmeinhaddi5591Ай бұрын
Is no one going to bring up the fact that she is easy on the eyes? And a great sense of humor to boot!!! Nicely done. 👏
@kenny9952 ай бұрын
Mom I'm hungry You'll have to wait a few hours for your very simple snack my big boy ❤
@minimaladjacent
Ай бұрын
exactly if a toddler 5 mins is forever they aren't going to wait for anything... 8 yr old isn't going to wait hrs for a meal either.
@atchomama1232 ай бұрын
As a mom I find this so hilarious and accurate! Those moms are so stinkin fake. Yeah those ladies hire help and we all know it
@sandravasquez7628
Ай бұрын
YES they DO!!!! You NAILED it! Otherwise where are the alleged children of this SAHMs while they are making this elaborate meals AND recording it in their spotless kitchens? I know my children would NEVER allow me to record a whole 30 minute video without yelling around or appearing on screen asking "is it done yet i'm hungry?" Hell they are not even toddlers but big kids now and they STILL feel the urge to knock on the bathroom door everytime I go to the toillet even for TWO minutes because they have "something REALLY urgent to tell me" 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-dm2tv3sr3o
Ай бұрын
I make everything from scratch and am a sahm… we are not rich by any means (we’re also not dirt poor) we can’t afford to hire help lmao. My kid sits at the counter and learns while I cook and they enjoy it. Honestly this video just reeks of insecurity. If YOU think those women are better than you for what they can accomplish, just say that.
@TradHomemaker
Ай бұрын
@user-dm2tv3sr3o I'm a housewife with no kids yet due to infertility. I keep up my house and babysit kids from church almost daily as well as teaching classes in the homeschooling collective my church hosts. Definitely not rich, but we budget and manage well. It's not as impossible as everyone seems to think it is. And my husband certainly isn't some helpless toddler. He's a hard-working man who provides for me, and I provide for him.
@KhaosChilde97
Ай бұрын
@@user-dm2tv3sr3o but is everything so esthetic ALL the time in your home? There is no way you can keep the entire house spotless with everything in its place with a kid. Unless you have endless energy and need no time for yourself of course. Also, their kitchens look like they barely see use. Who cooks every day, 3 (maybe 2, maybe more) meals a day and has a spotless kitchen while having to do housework (that includes having to go shopping for necessities and grocery while lugging around a toddler or 2) AND looking after a kid (maybe multiple) who doesnt leave the house regularly for school yet?
@omnisexualidiot3750
Ай бұрын
@@KhaosChilde97it’s aesthetic because it’s for a video. And yea, their rich, they probably have cleaning ladies. Doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy cooking and taking care of their kids. Like goddamn can y’all just chill and let people live? If their lives early bother you that much then keep it moving.
@xoxoloraeАй бұрын
I just love her sense of humor so much
@rachelleighanne4381Ай бұрын
Laughing bc I’ve seen the videos you’re making fun of and this is spot on 😂
@Kamiyu97Ай бұрын
That's funny and a good parody of what used to actually be expected from housewives 70 years ago (not anymore, right?)... And they would drink a lot, too, no wonder!
@Mara_1337
18 күн бұрын
I think it's a parody of those put up "I am a housewife" channels/personas where clearly everything is too good to be true. But now that you mention it, it IS exactly those old stereotypes/expectations. But in the glamorous world of social media influencers, some women actually pretend to live like that, to cater towards actual house wives with their "tips"
@KG-VanityInKnickers
16 күн бұрын
And Valium was the drug of choice prescribed back then for them.
@krystynaoldakovska2233
12 күн бұрын
Good parody of a recent trend "tradwife"
@crasshagАй бұрын
I actually make my husband’s food from scratch, but then he is so easy to please, and I have at least 95% of groceries delivered to the house, so that makes it doable. He is sooo handsome (76 yrs old), and a great kisser. Think I will keep cooking for him.
@Nastasyashanti
Ай бұрын
If he’s 76 y o and a great kisser he should drop his oral hygiene routine most people have smelly breath at this age I can feel meters away can’t even imagine to kiss them 😮
@tinycatfromhell
Ай бұрын
EW
@Lumosnight
Ай бұрын
Make sure you cook him his favorite high fat food… then you’ll be a rich widow too!
@Jackbarrany
Ай бұрын
What the hell is wrong with you commenters? To be clear, not the original poster, the comments.
@jeryncambrah
Ай бұрын
this comment is so sweet! i'm sorry people decided to comment back such weird things to you. i for one appreciate hearing that you still love and enjoy your husband!!
@crystalpixley168020 күн бұрын
“But he finally learned how to eat chicken wings,” TOOK ME OUT 😂
@alexibarra192Ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. I was wheezing/laughing thru this.😂😂😂
@awaitingSaint7772 ай бұрын
They really did tell us to eat cereal a la Marie Antoinette. Did you see the interview with Kellogg's CEO? maniacs. Is that your man?! 😂❤
@Transwithhands
2 ай бұрын
Fr. When she said cake, it was a mis translation, and she actually meant bread. So technically, you're right 😂
@user-vj1sv6sd6x
2 ай бұрын
So when can we do to the CEO what they did to Marie?
@Ashtarot77
2 ай бұрын
@@Transwithhands In France they have a sweet bread called Brioche which is a bit like cake. So she could have well meant that.
@quin7117
2 ай бұрын
Really?
@honeyartstudios
Ай бұрын
@@quin7117kellogg’s CEO really said “eat cereal for dinner”
@sydnotvicious.Ай бұрын
I love knowing who you’re mocking, it makes this soo much better 🤣😅
@007stopjockin
Ай бұрын
Hi, who is she mocking? This is new to me. Thanks in advance. 007
@weesaby774
Ай бұрын
@@007stopjockin Nara Aziza, Lucky Blue Smith’s wife
@007stopjockin
Ай бұрын
@@weesaby774 Hi! Thank you! I will check her out LoL 007
@bettym1150
Ай бұрын
Who is it she's making fun of? I'm bored and I want a laugh to see the source material.
@hippie_pixie420
Ай бұрын
I don't know why she's making fun of her for bring a happy stay at home mother who's husband loves her and worships the ground she walks on. Also Nara doesn't act like this the woman in the video just projecting how it makes her feel.
@maggies9543Ай бұрын
Satire aside, that meal looks hella good 😂
@kelleyschwartz5249Ай бұрын
Perfect roast of the cosplaying tradwives😂
@13lilsykos2 ай бұрын
I love the stirring with a knife. That's been me so many times because I'm also the one who does the dishes.
@Worminthedirt
2 ай бұрын
I just did this tonight 😅
@autismworldtravel
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@FrancessLevi
Ай бұрын
For real. I'd fry stuff in the same tablespoon if I could 😂😂😅
@stephaniefoster1964
Ай бұрын
Ikr _ minimize...!👏🏾👊🏾
@kittyking53752 ай бұрын
You did good!😅 but the government forgot to tell you eat cereal dry. Cause milk is expensive too😂😂😂
@Rolandeld1999
Ай бұрын
No they want you buying that milk. The government has to buy surplus milk. Thats why Americans eat an insane amount of dairy
@dianad3080
Ай бұрын
@@Rolandeld1999 That explains the constipated look many people have on their videos. 😂
@canteriggle652523 күн бұрын
"Because I'm better than you." The HONESTY 😂😂 💀
@tierraaiza22 күн бұрын
She had me Ctfu just now 😂 I love humor like this, it’s relaxing 😌
@AnnaM4rieMillerLiteАй бұрын
im better than you sounded like you started and werent 100% sure where you were going, thats authentic humor 🤣
@triumphantpeanut57262 ай бұрын
You’re not wife material. Wheres the 6 inch heels and swollen feet???! 😂😂😂 I swear these kids have to be absolutely starving by the time their 4pm breakfast is ready
@infinite_freedom8 күн бұрын
Coming home today and seeing my nanny warming up milk on the hob for an oats porridge. I asked her what she was doing and she said: “The kids wanted some milk, so I decided to cook it from scratch”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It made my day!
@ericthompson3982Ай бұрын
The satire is strong with this one. "92 month old toddler." That was clever.
@shandelchallice45982 ай бұрын
"I love this world" 😂😂😂 this is hilarious
@Schmantilein2 ай бұрын
Your mind is so damn beautiful. It is deeply healing that even someone who could live without worries can be conscious of some problematic conditions of society. I wish you all the best. You made my day once again 😊
@sarahwales6276
2 ай бұрын
Wow... you've got to stop needing that from other people.
@suzs3770
2 ай бұрын
@sarahwales6276 Needing what from other people??
@sarahwales6276
2 ай бұрын
@@suzs3770 Read the comment I responded to...
@AnonymousPerson-hw7js
2 ай бұрын
This is such a sweet compliment 😩❤
@hadesisbaby
2 ай бұрын
@@sarahwales6276and you’ve got to start worrying about yourself bcuz nothing that they said is harmful to anyone. try talking to a therapist instead of coming online just to talk down to people
@lydiaanderson206422 күн бұрын
Girl the way I instantly subscribed 😂🙌🏽 Your humor is top tier & all the food looks great!
@h00LiaАй бұрын
i wasn't emotionally prepared for that to end on such a thought-provoking note. u da best
@cheryljohnson64482 ай бұрын
Not "my 92 mo old toddler" I can't with you😂😂
@SkitSkat674Ай бұрын
The Just Eat Cereal was the cherry on top.
@stan847913 күн бұрын
The satire is dripping from the very first word. Really good.
@Jilly_mr2 ай бұрын
Blair, I fucking love you lmfao. This is hilarious! 💯 the best satire!
@proper.role.model.8192 ай бұрын
Love that youre calling these people out.
@Jess-jt4zf9 күн бұрын
As a person who doesn't exist I find this very relatable 👍
@unitedhybrid187Ай бұрын
This video caught me off guard. Thanks for the laugh!
@mirofeya2 ай бұрын
Satire, but she is a real cook and food looks amazing!
@blackharvest13
2 ай бұрын
Xpt the last part wasn’t satire it’s just so insane that it sounds like it is. The Kelloggceo said they should eat cereal if they’re broke
@vanessawilliams55992 ай бұрын
💀😭 dressed up barefoot in the kitchen spitting obvious LOGIC
@mariebo749116 күн бұрын
Love your sense of humor 😂😂😂
@amankaur437311 күн бұрын
Not her friends sounding like some sort of medicine
@RuffiRaggaMuff2 ай бұрын
I love stay at home moms. My mom didn’t work and everyday I came home my mom was there 😢 In the kitchen making food. She didn’t wear a ball gown but now I miss my mom!
@IcedCoffeeCrush
2 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone on KZread appreciates stay at home moms. I was one for 33 years. My sons loved and appreciated that I was home for them, they still say it to this day. Not all women end up unhappy and broke, I certainly didn’t. My husband and I are still enjoying our lives together, being grandparents now and traveling. Take care 😊
@RuffiRaggaMuff
2 ай бұрын
@@IcedCoffeeCrush we ate dinner as a family every night and I never came home to a messy or empty home. Kids feel safe when mom is home! God bless you and your family 💕
@nds.gdspts
2 ай бұрын
@@IcedCoffeeCrush I'm really happy for you. Many women don't survive that life. Most men are abusers and will use having all the financial power in the relationship to destroy their wives mentally, socially, and physically. I've seen many horrors. Hope someday the mothers' work gets rewarded their value, as there is no profession more demanding and needed for the society survival. But until then: women, please NEVER EVER depend on a man. Stay safe.
@MommyMoniquex5
2 ай бұрын
Stay at home moms are great. Ones that pretend to be what this YT star is making fun of? That’s just pretty unrealistic imo lol. That’s what makes this funny. Regular SAHMs though? They’re great!
@ava4689
2 ай бұрын
My mom was a stay at home mom too. It had its ups and downs. She didnt seem happy. Let me rephrase. She wasn’t happy. I dont think being a stay at home mom was her problem, but I was too young to tell quite what it was. Other than marital strife. Childhood would have been smoother with less war and adultery haha. Oof sorry to brain dump. Stay at home moms are indeed cool, and I wanna be one.
@Mariam.me_2 ай бұрын
Pure satire. Loving it😂❤️
@nightmaresandbutterflies105815 күн бұрын
Passive Aggressive at its finest💞love it😂
@newworldlord64312 күн бұрын
WHO IS THIS😂😂😂😂😂 OOOOMMGGGGGG WE ARE BESTIES😂😂😂 girlllll byyeeee lmaoooo the roasting is A1
@victoriamyst47422 ай бұрын
😂😂 such a transparent portrayal of modern bourgeoisie world & life:)
@JessicaBurgess-yk4wh2 ай бұрын
I had a really crappy day and I came across your shorts and at first I thought it was serious but realized quickly it’s all for fun… I have been dying laughing ever since. Thanks for turning my day around!
@oyonanАй бұрын
Wonderful parody, I love it! Instant follow!
@raynerkefe441310 күн бұрын
I love the passive aggressiveness 😂
@primicerius1492Ай бұрын
"and then I cheated on him with the gardener, tennis trainer, and yoga instructor all at the same time."
@heathermiller5765
Ай бұрын
It was a group effort lol 😁
@Kindnessisnotweakness2 ай бұрын
I can't stop watching this and laughing. As a mom of preteens now I don't envy what the younger moms have to deal with in social media. You are a genius 😂😂 thank you. I needed this!
@chelscara16 күн бұрын
Bruh there were so many call outs in this I couldn't keep up 😂
@oksanarose687913 күн бұрын
“okay i love this world” LMFAO
@Tigrinnaful2 ай бұрын
Haha the psychotic smile to the camera while chopping 😂😂❤
@JimmyCrackornАй бұрын
The levels to this! OMG 😂😂😂😂😂 Peak comic sarcasm! A lot of feelings are going to be hurt by this one 😂
@lordpyro1Ай бұрын
I have reached the point where parody and reality are blending
@SurlyMiss2 ай бұрын
Have a budget of $190 a month for food and it’s been a huge struggle. Still have a week left to get through. It can be incredibly stressful. As an added bonus I got something called Bell’s palsy last week from stress and half my face is now paralyzed. Gotta fukin love life. One day at a time I guess! Love your videos you crack me up ❤
@l-_-ls
2 ай бұрын
Half your grocery bill in her “one day” food video. I hope you’re still able to eat healthy. Rice porridge with sliced fish and green scallions can be a very filling and cost effective meal. Best wishes for your health and happiness.
@YamaraLoves
2 ай бұрын
5lb bag of rice, canned beans, frozen veggies, big box of oatmeal or grits, and if I ate meat, I would go to the butcher/ meat house buy 10lb of chicken. Have the butcher chop it up very small. I promise it's enough for the whole month. Ask family and friends to donate.
@D_McGeezacks
Ай бұрын
@YamaraLoves Also bananas. Cheap superfood can't go wrong and you can make a delicious ice cream by just freezing and mixing them
@devinebucklin7509Ай бұрын
I love this chick, she just needs to garden, then perfect, omg seriously!
@marieanncorduvo233410 күн бұрын
Love her sarcasm!
@endorasmom646021 күн бұрын
“I do get a little help from my friends lexapro and adderall.” 😂😂😂 This is so true for me. 😅
@Bbhehe2 ай бұрын
Love that you're jumping on this. I have a handful of people I watch who do the same skit and it tickles me each time
@gothcsmАй бұрын
Some people in these comments can’t take a joke and it shows 😭 We should be allowed to poke a little fun at someone who makes their children wait (possibly) hours to eat just because they want to make things from scratch! (No hate to the original girl though. That’s how she chooses to live her life, and if it works for her then great 👍 I just personally dislike the idea of forcing small children to go hungry for extended periods of time since nutrition is extremely important when children are young.)
@Sjfyy_
Ай бұрын
Lol just by your comment I definitely know you haven’t taken care of a child before. 😂
@gothcsm
Ай бұрын
@@Sjfyy_ Lol, I have but okay. God forbid I want children to eat when they’re hungry ig.
@staceyfleurime8309
Ай бұрын
@@gothcsmI’m from a family that cooked everything from scratch and I’m honestly grateful I didn’t grow up eating the frozen crap you grew up on that you somehow think is more nutritious than a home cooked meal. Kids from families that cook don’t sit around starving.
@angelbbkira
Ай бұрын
It’s not your children. She’s raising them how SHE wants to. You are hating though and your jealousy shows
@user-vt2ce2jc4r
16 күн бұрын
@@staceyfleurime8309thank you so much for this comment
Пікірлер: 2 900
92 months is 7 years and 8 months old for anyone wondering who doesn’t wanna do the math. I got you👍
@gardeninginthedesert
Ай бұрын
Thank you. You saved my sanity. ❤
@tanyashipman4007
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 thank you!!
@michelegray5970
Ай бұрын
Lol thank you😂
@chinitamar7430
Ай бұрын
The kid is not a toddler 😅😂
@pinnacle1717
Ай бұрын
Who calls their nearly 8 year old brat 92 months old? 😂
"I don't use the grocery store" "our grocery store bill was $92" 😂😂😂
@PugLover9955
2 ай бұрын
☠
@aggiev8561
2 ай бұрын
Better yet, for one day of food.. lol
@leau8041
2 ай бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say
@kerimebozaoglu9283
Ай бұрын
I literally came to write the same thing.
@TheTimTamzProject
Ай бұрын
She said groceries for today, not the trip to the grocery store. Since she's so extra, she is getting everything from markets and farms
Well, when my husband wants chicken, I raise a baby chick until it's big enough to eat. Go out and butcher it myself, including plucking the feathers ect. Then I season it and fry it myself. He does have to ask several months in advance but it's made from scratch, with love and an apron! Making burgers takes alot longer though.😅😂😂
@deliciaford4343
24 күн бұрын
FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SilverSparkles22
24 күн бұрын
Amateur 😂
@cortezconquistador
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 too funny
@Yautjakshai
19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@one-stopgodshop2171
17 күн бұрын
My great grandma used to cut off a duck's head for duck blood soup - it's Polish. Yuck, right?
I was a stay at home mom for 20+ years and you roasting the KZread “stay at home mom’s” who put out B.S. content like this made my day.
@gaiabeleza
Ай бұрын
oh thank you for telling me this was a roast, I was horrified!!!!
@williamvega6190
Ай бұрын
Why she look like she has caveman feet! 😂
@justtubingby129
Ай бұрын
mom's?
@since1876
Ай бұрын
I thought she might be real for about 3 seconds and then I realized very quickly that she's just making fun of the typical California KZread moms 😂 That 92 month old joke hit hard though, it's barely an exaggeration of what I've actually heard people say about their kid's age lmao Once a kid hits 3 months, you're done with the weeks bullshit.
@Wahinies
Ай бұрын
You literally made my day with this video and explaining it for my tired from work brain
"92 month old toddler!" Love it, Blair!! 🤣🤣🤣
@biancawilliams2995
2 ай бұрын
That got me too 😂😂😂
@pilluslayer6967
2 ай бұрын
so.... seven and a half yo...
@12times21
2 ай бұрын
Yeah I started counting 😂
@KaiKailuv
2 ай бұрын
@@neptune_XDit’s 7 💀
@Urbanfarmgirl_Kaija
2 ай бұрын
Calculator
"I don't use the grocery store because I'm better than you." Best explanation ever
@Nastasyashanti
Ай бұрын
Then goes to whole foods and some Amish market religiously
@lobiqpidol818
Ай бұрын
The fact that statement resonates means you were thinking it too though.
@marig3784
Ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818huh?
@Author_SoftwareDesigner
Ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818😂😂😂😂😂
@MrEvldreamr
Ай бұрын
@@lobiqpidol818 nah ita bc of other TikToks where women brag about that
"My friends Lexapro & Adderall" took me tf out😂😂😂
"I get a little help from my friends"😂
@shark_kisses5153
28 күн бұрын
Heyyyy me too!
@TomikaKelly
24 күн бұрын
As someone who takes both of those, this is hilarious.
“After my husband came home from his 3rd job” lmao😂😂😂
@richardpenn3659
Ай бұрын
There's a joke there, but it might summon the ban hammer
@jpsailorallaboardmatey461
Ай бұрын
Haha then suggested he get another one 🤣
@szymonpiotrowski5335
Ай бұрын
House look like 3 shift blue-collar worker can afford?
@szymonpiotrowski5335
Ай бұрын
8x3 24 theare is 24 hours in day hi is online in house on wacations bet she want to go on ,,real '' wacation with him😅
@szymonpiotrowski5335
Ай бұрын
Women and emotional logic
you are the effing queen of satire
@Gravitation3Beatles3
2 ай бұрын
so true
@Lunayami123
2 ай бұрын
May i know what is "satire"
@sorority5018
2 ай бұрын
@Lunayami123 it means a well played out skit/scene to mock/joke on a topic
@Siliphx
2 ай бұрын
Nah Haley’s the queen she’s the retired queen-the queens mother :)
@Griffin050A1t
Ай бұрын
This is definitely true. I couldn’t tell for a second there lol
I was chuckling the entire time. This is one of my favorite housewife videos you have done 😂 “My friends adderall and lexapro”, “because I’m better than you”, “put on my finest ball gown to make granola”, “he got got back from his 3rd job--I told him to get another job”
@mstwelvedeadlycyns
18 күн бұрын
Ah yes Lexapro
@AshleyJohnson-er8os
15 күн бұрын
She aint lyin about those Addys tho. 😅
OMG the way I've seen so many of these videos forreal I just assumed she was serious until she said third job. The world is on fire
@CandaceDreamer
23 күн бұрын
I thought she was serious at first too lol.
@sammygreen066
19 күн бұрын
It took me a moment for "92 month old toddler" to catch up with me lol
She roasted so many youtuber channel in just one video😂
@slavicaprodanova3225
2 ай бұрын
Question is who will roast her fake everything 😭🤮
@Dee-xj4vk
Ай бұрын
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
@MICCZECH
Ай бұрын
And if anyone gets offended, they'll just be calling her too hot & thinking it's an insult. It's parody perfection really 👌
@gothcsm
Ай бұрын
@@slavicaprodanova3225 girl shut up you’re just jealous cause she’s better looking than you LMAO
@TaylorAmelia
Ай бұрын
Nara smith comes to mind haha
“I took my other anger out on my herbs” 🤣🤣 I have main anger and other anger too sometimes 🤣🤣
@keptthekisses
Ай бұрын
Such a good line and very real lol 😂
@silverhoney6969
Ай бұрын
The only line that was truly relatable
@TempleoftheSon
Ай бұрын
Com'on bro, we all know you have to take your other anger out on the herbs at least once every day.
@SwayzeOnYa12
19 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He finally learned how to eat chicken wings, so I am proud of him 😂😂😂
Wow. Did not expect that level of sense of humor. I actually laughed an honest to God laugh. Well done
“the government said if we think it’s too much just eat cereal”😭😭
@cocoanerd17.-.
Ай бұрын
@@TravisTellsTruthsGeez man you're as bad as woke people. Everything is probably political for you, huh? I want you to know, it's just you. No one else gives a damn. This relates to neither the video or their comment. Quit being a loony goober.
@SaneeXD
Ай бұрын
As someone who gets $23 in food stamps a month despite being on disability, accurate
@SaneeXD
Ай бұрын
@@TravisTellsTruthsyou sure are mean for someone who follows God and wants to promote good
@jacobwatson3781
Ай бұрын
The government didn't say that, it was a private cereal CEO who said that. Its sad you think private compaines actually care about citizens.
@starletnight2849
Ай бұрын
It’s giving “if they can’t afford bread, let them eat cake”
Love how she goes straight for it with, "...I'm better than you"
@FirstLast-um3zp
Ай бұрын
Except for that foot strugglin' to keep that 6th toe in.
Made me laugh several times. I fed 3people on $35/wk. Back then made cheese and milked goats,had hens, homeschooled and worked in nursing. Originated messy bun. Never worried about makeup. Life is for loving, laughing and buying stuff on markdowns
@pageandink
15 күн бұрын
Girl you hit it ❤ ✊🏾
😂 I was just about to swipe until the first jab and then I was like, “wait this might be comedy?” Lol was not disappointed, great job! Hilarious 😂
"I don't buy from the grocery store" "The groceries cost 92$"
@bettyberova4131
Ай бұрын
First its satire. Also it still makes sense- 😊you can get groceries from independent markets, butcher shops, farmers etc that are not indeed chain grocery stores. She didn’t say groceries from the grocery store.
As a mom of 4 boys and a big baby husband, thank you for this. The ridiculously unrealistic homemaker sahm content is insane lately.
@JadaRavenellMakeup
Ай бұрын
I mean I agree (not a sahm more like stay at home girlfriend 😂) but that’s what makes it so popular how unrealistic it is for the normal mom/dad. I just like admiring someone else putting in hard work I know I would never do
@Cookeshwari
Ай бұрын
Big baby husband😂mine is same too
@Pooty_With_A_Fat_Booty
Ай бұрын
You mean, like, BallerinaFarm?
@babusof
Ай бұрын
“big baby husband” embarrassing you women lack self respect
@kimmiewise1044
Ай бұрын
I bet he loves being called a big baby while he pays for everything you do and use and doesn't get nearly the same amount of time with the kids... Learn to be greatful instead of bitter and maybe tjose videos wouldn't seem unrealistic and would actually be attainable when you realize you have that life amazing but make it ten time worse with your bad attitude.
As a lover of sarcasm, i admire both you and deadpool 🙌🏼
From the “My 92 month old toddler…” I knew this video would not disappoint! 😂
“Ok I love this world” was the cherry on top🤣🤣
@PugLover9955
2 ай бұрын
🍒 🤣
@-me-myself-and-I
2 ай бұрын
For sure...❤
Hahahha this is excellent “I put my ball gown and did my hair and makeup” before starting to cook 😂😂😂😂❤️
@bernadettedevereaux8694
Ай бұрын
Does the word ‘apron’ mean anything to Ms. Ballgown?
@saintejeannedarc9460
23 күн бұрын
@@bernadettedevereaux8694 It's satire. She don't need no stinking apron in make believe la la land, where no one real lives like this.
“I’m better than you” “help from my friends, lexapro and adderall” 😂😂😂
“I get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Adderall.” 😂😂 Subscribed!
The Adderall line really got me!! 😂
@krazyoldkatlady192
Ай бұрын
Mother’s little help 2024 edition. 😂
@monicacannamiss9631
Ай бұрын
Same 🤣
@DAdeuceeight
Ай бұрын
Don't forget the Lexapro 😅
@Lock484
Ай бұрын
Now do another line and it'll really get you 👀🤪😂😂
@RCH369
Ай бұрын
And Lexapro. She says sooo much about what has been perpetrated against us by a government that considers Americans it's enemies. I know she was roasting some yt influenced but damn, she did way more than that. She called it how it actually is, despite the comedy.
The sarcasm/truism harmony 😂❤️🔥🙌🏾 I love this!!
I love the influencer roasting!! 😂
As someone who also gets a little help from their friends, namely Zoloft and Wellbutrin, i feel this 😂
@shanware2
14 күн бұрын
Oh u know Wellbutrin too? my friend celexa hangs out with him too 😂
@Sinvention
14 күн бұрын
@shanware2 Oh yes most definitely! We are best of friends haha! 😜
@MysteriMustacheToast
6 күн бұрын
Wellbutrin gang let’s go
This is the type of enlightened satirical comedy this corrupt world needs right now!! Bravo!!!
Your kid is hungry and you get ready 😂 love the sarcastic touch 😮
This made me laugh out loud. This is so perfect for how things are. Keep it up.
I adore your sense of humor you’re so funny and anytime I see one of your satirical videos I crack up every single time 😂😂😂😂😂 “But I do get a little help from my friends, Lexapro and Aderall” I’ll definitely be stealing this quote I cracked up at this 😂😂😂
“My other anger” 😂😂😂😂
@patriciacrowe-mb3dw
Ай бұрын
Really sad. I'm sorry honey.
@TravisTellsTruths
Ай бұрын
Sick
Oh my goodness your parody of the “tradwives” is brutally hilarious (and spot-on)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DominantBtch
2 ай бұрын
It's nto tradwives it's naara Smith and she a model.
@Drawflip122
Ай бұрын
Stop being jealous of people it doesn’t look good on women specially feminists cuz it destroys your argument of we want women to be able to choose
@MrEvldreamr
Ай бұрын
@@Drawflip122 relaaaaax. Its making funnof the betty crocker ahit. Not stay at homes irl. Hell, im a sahm and even i hate how some channels will show sahm life like its the 50s. I hate how they have 7 million kids yet they live in a massive CLEAN house that i know for a FACT nanny cleans for her. If you have children under 5 there aint no way yoyr house is that clean. Trust. And the larger the house the more the mom wants to end her life. Its satire just calm down. I enjoy the tradwife aesthetic but lets be real thats ALL it is
@Drawflip122
Ай бұрын
@@MrEvldreamr who cares that my point to hate on them are you that desperate to hate on people it’s kinda of weird there channel doesn’t have to be relatable in any way and it is showing hoe jealous people are it’s ok to be jealous but don’t hate just cuz your jealous
@jessicawilson1751
Ай бұрын
@Drawflip122 look at Lauren Southen (queen of the trad wives) who recently came out about her horrors of being a trad wife where her husband is abusive and she hates her life? I have no sympathy for her when she has constantly promoted said lifestyle and regularly hates on feminism.
You make this world so much better🫶🏼🌹💋🌹!!
Why did I go and search up how many years are in 92 months because I don’t feel like thinking rn 😂😂
Her “friends” lexapro & adderal ! 😂
@SuperJordan105
2 ай бұрын
I’ve got the same friends. 😂 Wellbutrin and adderall.
@JaslineXD
2 ай бұрын
Mine are Zoloft and Wellbutrin
@suziegusti291
2 ай бұрын
Prozac n addy!
@nedalisa9469
2 ай бұрын
@@SuperJordan105Girl same 😆
@RoundSwan
2 ай бұрын
My besties ❤ they don’t get me to this level unfortunately, but help keep me at an acceptable level of shiz-show. No idea how the Pinterest mums do it tbh.
I love the humor in this. These self righteous SAHMs who look down on others need to be made fun of. Keyword is those who look down on others, not SAHMs in general before y'all get offended.
@SamanthaRakell
14 күн бұрын
Wait what’s a sahms?
The drooping flower on the first dress, I can’t 😂😂😂
Is no one going to bring up the fact that she is easy on the eyes? And a great sense of humor to boot!!! Nicely done. 👏
Mom I'm hungry You'll have to wait a few hours for your very simple snack my big boy ❤
@minimaladjacent
Ай бұрын
exactly if a toddler 5 mins is forever they aren't going to wait for anything... 8 yr old isn't going to wait hrs for a meal either.
As a mom I find this so hilarious and accurate! Those moms are so stinkin fake. Yeah those ladies hire help and we all know it
@sandravasquez7628
Ай бұрын
YES they DO!!!! You NAILED it! Otherwise where are the alleged children of this SAHMs while they are making this elaborate meals AND recording it in their spotless kitchens? I know my children would NEVER allow me to record a whole 30 minute video without yelling around or appearing on screen asking "is it done yet i'm hungry?" Hell they are not even toddlers but big kids now and they STILL feel the urge to knock on the bathroom door everytime I go to the toillet even for TWO minutes because they have "something REALLY urgent to tell me" 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-dm2tv3sr3o
Ай бұрын
I make everything from scratch and am a sahm… we are not rich by any means (we’re also not dirt poor) we can’t afford to hire help lmao. My kid sits at the counter and learns while I cook and they enjoy it. Honestly this video just reeks of insecurity. If YOU think those women are better than you for what they can accomplish, just say that.
@TradHomemaker
Ай бұрын
@user-dm2tv3sr3o I'm a housewife with no kids yet due to infertility. I keep up my house and babysit kids from church almost daily as well as teaching classes in the homeschooling collective my church hosts. Definitely not rich, but we budget and manage well. It's not as impossible as everyone seems to think it is. And my husband certainly isn't some helpless toddler. He's a hard-working man who provides for me, and I provide for him.
@KhaosChilde97
Ай бұрын
@@user-dm2tv3sr3o but is everything so esthetic ALL the time in your home? There is no way you can keep the entire house spotless with everything in its place with a kid. Unless you have endless energy and need no time for yourself of course. Also, their kitchens look like they barely see use. Who cooks every day, 3 (maybe 2, maybe more) meals a day and has a spotless kitchen while having to do housework (that includes having to go shopping for necessities and grocery while lugging around a toddler or 2) AND looking after a kid (maybe multiple) who doesnt leave the house regularly for school yet?
@omnisexualidiot3750
Ай бұрын
@@KhaosChilde97it’s aesthetic because it’s for a video. And yea, their rich, they probably have cleaning ladies. Doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy cooking and taking care of their kids. Like goddamn can y’all just chill and let people live? If their lives early bother you that much then keep it moving.
I just love her sense of humor so much
Laughing bc I’ve seen the videos you’re making fun of and this is spot on 😂
That's funny and a good parody of what used to actually be expected from housewives 70 years ago (not anymore, right?)... And they would drink a lot, too, no wonder!
@Mara_1337
18 күн бұрын
I think it's a parody of those put up "I am a housewife" channels/personas where clearly everything is too good to be true. But now that you mention it, it IS exactly those old stereotypes/expectations. But in the glamorous world of social media influencers, some women actually pretend to live like that, to cater towards actual house wives with their "tips"
@KG-VanityInKnickers
16 күн бұрын
And Valium was the drug of choice prescribed back then for them.
@krystynaoldakovska2233
12 күн бұрын
Good parody of a recent trend "tradwife"
I actually make my husband’s food from scratch, but then he is so easy to please, and I have at least 95% of groceries delivered to the house, so that makes it doable. He is sooo handsome (76 yrs old), and a great kisser. Think I will keep cooking for him.
@Nastasyashanti
Ай бұрын
If he’s 76 y o and a great kisser he should drop his oral hygiene routine most people have smelly breath at this age I can feel meters away can’t even imagine to kiss them 😮
@tinycatfromhell
Ай бұрын
EW
@Lumosnight
Ай бұрын
Make sure you cook him his favorite high fat food… then you’ll be a rich widow too!
@Jackbarrany
Ай бұрын
What the hell is wrong with you commenters? To be clear, not the original poster, the comments.
@jeryncambrah
Ай бұрын
this comment is so sweet! i'm sorry people decided to comment back such weird things to you. i for one appreciate hearing that you still love and enjoy your husband!!
“But he finally learned how to eat chicken wings,” TOOK ME OUT 😂
Absolutely brilliant. I was wheezing/laughing thru this.😂😂😂
They really did tell us to eat cereal a la Marie Antoinette. Did you see the interview with Kellogg's CEO? maniacs. Is that your man?! 😂❤
@Transwithhands
2 ай бұрын
Fr. When she said cake, it was a mis translation, and she actually meant bread. So technically, you're right 😂
@user-vj1sv6sd6x
2 ай бұрын
So when can we do to the CEO what they did to Marie?
@Ashtarot77
2 ай бұрын
@@Transwithhands In France they have a sweet bread called Brioche which is a bit like cake. So she could have well meant that.
@quin7117
2 ай бұрын
Really?
@honeyartstudios
Ай бұрын
@@quin7117kellogg’s CEO really said “eat cereal for dinner”
I love knowing who you’re mocking, it makes this soo much better 🤣😅
@007stopjockin
Ай бұрын
Hi, who is she mocking? This is new to me. Thanks in advance. 007
@weesaby774
Ай бұрын
@@007stopjockin Nara Aziza, Lucky Blue Smith’s wife
@007stopjockin
Ай бұрын
@@weesaby774 Hi! Thank you! I will check her out LoL 007
@bettym1150
Ай бұрын
Who is it she's making fun of? I'm bored and I want a laugh to see the source material.
@hippie_pixie420
Ай бұрын
I don't know why she's making fun of her for bring a happy stay at home mother who's husband loves her and worships the ground she walks on. Also Nara doesn't act like this the woman in the video just projecting how it makes her feel.
Satire aside, that meal looks hella good 😂
Perfect roast of the cosplaying tradwives😂
I love the stirring with a knife. That's been me so many times because I'm also the one who does the dishes.
@Worminthedirt
2 ай бұрын
I just did this tonight 😅
@autismworldtravel
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@FrancessLevi
Ай бұрын
For real. I'd fry stuff in the same tablespoon if I could 😂😂😅
@stephaniefoster1964
Ай бұрын
Ikr _ minimize...!👏🏾👊🏾
You did good!😅 but the government forgot to tell you eat cereal dry. Cause milk is expensive too😂😂😂
@Rolandeld1999
Ай бұрын
No they want you buying that milk. The government has to buy surplus milk. Thats why Americans eat an insane amount of dairy
@dianad3080
Ай бұрын
@@Rolandeld1999 That explains the constipated look many people have on their videos. 😂
"Because I'm better than you." The HONESTY 😂😂 💀
She had me Ctfu just now 😂 I love humor like this, it’s relaxing 😌
im better than you sounded like you started and werent 100% sure where you were going, thats authentic humor 🤣
You’re not wife material. Wheres the 6 inch heels and swollen feet???! 😂😂😂 I swear these kids have to be absolutely starving by the time their 4pm breakfast is ready
Coming home today and seeing my nanny warming up milk on the hob for an oats porridge. I asked her what she was doing and she said: “The kids wanted some milk, so I decided to cook it from scratch”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It made my day!
The satire is strong with this one. "92 month old toddler." That was clever.
"I love this world" 😂😂😂 this is hilarious
Your mind is so damn beautiful. It is deeply healing that even someone who could live without worries can be conscious of some problematic conditions of society. I wish you all the best. You made my day once again 😊
@sarahwales6276
2 ай бұрын
Wow... you've got to stop needing that from other people.
@suzs3770
2 ай бұрын
@sarahwales6276 Needing what from other people??
@sarahwales6276
2 ай бұрын
@@suzs3770 Read the comment I responded to...
@AnonymousPerson-hw7js
2 ай бұрын
This is such a sweet compliment 😩❤
@hadesisbaby
2 ай бұрын
@@sarahwales6276and you’ve got to start worrying about yourself bcuz nothing that they said is harmful to anyone. try talking to a therapist instead of coming online just to talk down to people
Girl the way I instantly subscribed 😂🙌🏽 Your humor is top tier & all the food looks great!
i wasn't emotionally prepared for that to end on such a thought-provoking note. u da best
Not "my 92 mo old toddler" I can't with you😂😂
The Just Eat Cereal was the cherry on top.
The satire is dripping from the very first word. Really good.
Blair, I fucking love you lmfao. This is hilarious! 💯 the best satire!
Love that youre calling these people out.
As a person who doesn't exist I find this very relatable 👍
This video caught me off guard. Thanks for the laugh!
Satire, but she is a real cook and food looks amazing!
@blackharvest13
2 ай бұрын
Xpt the last part wasn’t satire it’s just so insane that it sounds like it is. The Kelloggceo said they should eat cereal if they’re broke
💀😭 dressed up barefoot in the kitchen spitting obvious LOGIC
Love your sense of humor 😂😂😂
Not her friends sounding like some sort of medicine
I love stay at home moms. My mom didn’t work and everyday I came home my mom was there 😢 In the kitchen making food. She didn’t wear a ball gown but now I miss my mom!
@IcedCoffeeCrush
2 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone on KZread appreciates stay at home moms. I was one for 33 years. My sons loved and appreciated that I was home for them, they still say it to this day. Not all women end up unhappy and broke, I certainly didn’t. My husband and I are still enjoying our lives together, being grandparents now and traveling. Take care 😊
@RuffiRaggaMuff
2 ай бұрын
@@IcedCoffeeCrush we ate dinner as a family every night and I never came home to a messy or empty home. Kids feel safe when mom is home! God bless you and your family 💕
@nds.gdspts
2 ай бұрын
@@IcedCoffeeCrush I'm really happy for you. Many women don't survive that life. Most men are abusers and will use having all the financial power in the relationship to destroy their wives mentally, socially, and physically. I've seen many horrors. Hope someday the mothers' work gets rewarded their value, as there is no profession more demanding and needed for the society survival. But until then: women, please NEVER EVER depend on a man. Stay safe.
@MommyMoniquex5
2 ай бұрын
Stay at home moms are great. Ones that pretend to be what this YT star is making fun of? That’s just pretty unrealistic imo lol. That’s what makes this funny. Regular SAHMs though? They’re great!
@ava4689
2 ай бұрын
My mom was a stay at home mom too. It had its ups and downs. She didnt seem happy. Let me rephrase. She wasn’t happy. I dont think being a stay at home mom was her problem, but I was too young to tell quite what it was. Other than marital strife. Childhood would have been smoother with less war and adultery haha. Oof sorry to brain dump. Stay at home moms are indeed cool, and I wanna be one.
Pure satire. Loving it😂❤️
Passive Aggressive at its finest💞love it😂
WHO IS THIS😂😂😂😂😂 OOOOMMGGGGGG WE ARE BESTIES😂😂😂 girlllll byyeeee lmaoooo the roasting is A1
😂😂 such a transparent portrayal of modern bourgeoisie world & life:)
I had a really crappy day and I came across your shorts and at first I thought it was serious but realized quickly it’s all for fun… I have been dying laughing ever since. Thanks for turning my day around!
Wonderful parody, I love it! Instant follow!
I love the passive aggressiveness 😂
"and then I cheated on him with the gardener, tennis trainer, and yoga instructor all at the same time."
@heathermiller5765
Ай бұрын
It was a group effort lol 😁
I can't stop watching this and laughing. As a mom of preteens now I don't envy what the younger moms have to deal with in social media. You are a genius 😂😂 thank you. I needed this!
Bruh there were so many call outs in this I couldn't keep up 😂
“okay i love this world” LMFAO
Haha the psychotic smile to the camera while chopping 😂😂❤
The levels to this! OMG 😂😂😂😂😂 Peak comic sarcasm! A lot of feelings are going to be hurt by this one 😂
I have reached the point where parody and reality are blending
Have a budget of $190 a month for food and it’s been a huge struggle. Still have a week left to get through. It can be incredibly stressful. As an added bonus I got something called Bell’s palsy last week from stress and half my face is now paralyzed. Gotta fukin love life. One day at a time I guess! Love your videos you crack me up ❤
@l-_-ls
2 ай бұрын
Half your grocery bill in her “one day” food video. I hope you’re still able to eat healthy. Rice porridge with sliced fish and green scallions can be a very filling and cost effective meal. Best wishes for your health and happiness.
@YamaraLoves
2 ай бұрын
5lb bag of rice, canned beans, frozen veggies, big box of oatmeal or grits, and if I ate meat, I would go to the butcher/ meat house buy 10lb of chicken. Have the butcher chop it up very small. I promise it's enough for the whole month. Ask family and friends to donate.
@D_McGeezacks
Ай бұрын
@YamaraLoves Also bananas. Cheap superfood can't go wrong and you can make a delicious ice cream by just freezing and mixing them
I love this chick, she just needs to garden, then perfect, omg seriously!
Love her sarcasm!
“I do get a little help from my friends lexapro and adderall.” 😂😂😂 This is so true for me. 😅
Love that you're jumping on this. I have a handful of people I watch who do the same skit and it tickles me each time
Some people in these comments can’t take a joke and it shows 😭 We should be allowed to poke a little fun at someone who makes their children wait (possibly) hours to eat just because they want to make things from scratch! (No hate to the original girl though. That’s how she chooses to live her life, and if it works for her then great 👍 I just personally dislike the idea of forcing small children to go hungry for extended periods of time since nutrition is extremely important when children are young.)
@Sjfyy_
Ай бұрын
Lol just by your comment I definitely know you haven’t taken care of a child before. 😂
@gothcsm
Ай бұрын
@@Sjfyy_ Lol, I have but okay. God forbid I want children to eat when they’re hungry ig.
@staceyfleurime8309
Ай бұрын
@@gothcsmI’m from a family that cooked everything from scratch and I’m honestly grateful I didn’t grow up eating the frozen crap you grew up on that you somehow think is more nutritious than a home cooked meal. Kids from families that cook don’t sit around starving.
@angelbbkira
Ай бұрын
It’s not your children. She’s raising them how SHE wants to. You are hating though and your jealousy shows
@user-vt2ce2jc4r
16 күн бұрын
@@staceyfleurime8309thank you so much for this comment