Laith: Let us forge an alliance with a marriage mighty duke! Wales: Yes my friend! Together we shall fight both the Saxons and Norse alike- why are all my sons dead?

Well, if we think about those thousands of peasants and soldiers that were saved from war and fighting by murdering 100 kings and royal babies, I would say that this was actually very pacifist.

@Remley.

2 жыл бұрын

Do noble even count as people?

@Remley.

2 жыл бұрын

Oh heck, do I count as a noble, because I think I’m a direct patrilineal decedent of King Duncan of Scotland.

@Gustav_Kuriga

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently you said the same thing I did nine days before me.

@goranpersson7726

2 жыл бұрын

@@Remley. depends, would need to be a legitimate succesion. cant have a bastard somewhere above you in the line. would also need to not have given up the claim to the title before you were born too

@ps5-pro

2 жыл бұрын

@@goranpersson7726 also the line can’t be married into by a commoner. Also every European is descended from a royal so not so special

Pacifist challenge: Opens with "How many people have I killed?"

@joundii3100

2 жыл бұрын

"Most of them children"

@kabobawsome

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if you look at battle casualty numbers, that IS a lot fewer people dead.

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

Okay so, “officially” pacifist.

@jacobite2353

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSocialStreamers I guess its a good thing that many people in the middle ages were uneducated then

@shodan2002

4 ай бұрын

@@joundii3100oh thank god it’s just kids who cares you can always make more anyway

Imagine walking into the new king's chambers, and wall to wall the whole place is covered with papers with hand drawn faces of different people. The portraits of everyone even remotely royal within a five hundred mile radius, most of them children, most of them with x's over their eyes, and all of them tied together with conspiracy board style string.

@ixamisus

2 жыл бұрын

Remeber the scene in Incredibles?

@MajPickles

2 жыл бұрын

My brain instantly went with Charlie Kelly meme

"how many people have I killed? more than a few, most of them children"

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

They’re easier! Can’t blame me for that!

@jacobite2353

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSocialStreamers I am imagining someone crying this in court

“Most of them children” I didn’t know crusader kings was about Star Wars

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

And yet, here we are.

@Hammadz-li

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSocialStreamers ironic

pacifist laith? playing tall? did sun rise from the west?

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll always be entertained when there’s murder to be had

@overlord3083

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSocialStreamers you started with excalibur, i guess it was your fate to unite britannia huh

@tranium67

2 жыл бұрын

“Pacifist” *proceeds to murder 80 innocent babies*

@overlord3083

2 жыл бұрын

@@tranium67 better than murdering tens of thousands of adult men

@antorseax9492

2 жыл бұрын

No, hell froze over

England sure saw a lot of hunting accidents in this play through. Really bizarre rng.

he has power he has grace but most importantly his forest of corpses impaled my goddamn face

The knife is more powerful than the sword... Yeah doesn't sound good

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

How about “Fear a knife in the dark more than a sword in the day”

@bleddynwolf8463

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSocialStreamers im having that, putting that in a book

@Remley.

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSocialStreamers what if I have a sword in the dark?

@peterlanguila4028

Жыл бұрын

@@Remley. you’ll most likely hear a sword in the dark, swords are very heavy

@kainwittrig2180

Жыл бұрын

@@peterlanguila4028 if you’re weak they’re only like 10-15 pounds they’re just more difficult to maneuver in smaller spaces

If someone's making a "Social Streamers out of context" video, this one's a goldmine.

This was brilliant, one of my favourite videos you’ve done.

Before watching the video itself I want to give my honest guess: I'm betting not only will you be able to do it fairly easily, but likely find it a bit too easy. I say this mostly because I still remember in Ck2 realizing just how broken marriages could be when I unified most of the Balkans as Wallachia just with a few random marriages; basically, marriages can be stupidly powerful, and combined with intrigue focus you can unify massive regions in only a few generations.

@Notmyname1593

2 жыл бұрын

That is the game working as intended.

@miss_baphomet

2 жыл бұрын

@@Notmyname1593 that was basically the habsburg's entire strategy

@kindadumb916

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the game you conquer via conquest until you realise you are a monarch and intrigue is just so much easier, just like in real life

@goranpersson7726

2 жыл бұрын

@@miss_baphomet well, you'd need to combine it with a good army aswell because whenever it happened too much the other monarchs would start fighting you over the succesion

@mh-tw4kx

Жыл бұрын

That happened too irl, the habsburgs and the valois did it

Btw you can set your children to have any education focus you want, there is a little icon next to them when you click on them

He is like some insane form of alfred, "son listen, you must unify england... by marryinh the daughter of that duie and murderinh through her family"

Well to be fair, though brutal and leading to a lot of innocent deaths, is far more ethical than declaring war every time and having thousands die in both battles, from disease, and possible famines.

That yes at the end was pure happiness and makes me so happy

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

I was just surprised I did it

"I have resolved never to start an unjust war, but to never to end a legitimate one, except by defeating my enemies"

The fact that you can do stuff like this is why I love the CK games.

this used to be my main strategy in multiplayer until i learned how to play tall, it was so funny because it's then possible to steal peoples' vassals through this method, and pretending I didn't know how what happened when i inherit it :)

This man was role playing assassinating and poisoning so hard in ck3 he poisoned himself

Usually I use intrigue to get my dynasty on as many thrones as possible to get a bunch of renown, but now I want to try this.

This is literally the London method of playing ck3

I’m just going to say it your insane

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah maybe a little bit

@ethancash8870

2 жыл бұрын

Says the guy who goes to war with Lithuania with personal union CB as Burgundy

Oh, this I've gotta try

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

It’s honestly a great time

I can already see Laith being put on FBI's watchlist somehow lol

@jacobite2353

2 жыл бұрын

Like most PDX youtubers he probably already was

So you Habsburg’d your way to the English throne? Respect

Maybe you could do a part 2 (where you form Great Britain or do a different kingdom like Ireland or Hungary) or maybe stream it on twitch?

"Dead chiiiild brilliant" ck3 out of context 🤣🤣🤣

Laith no doubt achieves this. First England and then the World. His Brilliance is unmatched and his strategy game proliferation is unchallenged.

Mega campaign

The social streamer without contest: 12:04 "*giggles* how many people I've killed? A few, mostly children!"

Time to form the Empire now

Bro this guy assasinated so many kids in this playthrough william afton would be jealous

That was FANTASTIC!

Great British empire: oh shit, why didn't we do this?!?

Great Job! Now unify the Roman Empire as Spoleto.

This would make Littlefinger blush

3 generations of impalers had me rolling!

I yelled laughing three or four times this video, and woke my cats. Hope you don't die horribly or for long from the old juice

A ck3 vid, the morning after I got the blood eagle achievement, hell yeah

God this video is a gold mine for out of context quotes

Haaaaa the collar. Didn't see until you mentioned but haaaa

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

Why must you mock me like this

Starting with Cornwall! Brave lol

I really expected a 10 second video of him opening the console command and typing /annex

There is not enought risk in murdering in this game, no retaliation.

So it seems like that pineapple juice was your "Drink of life"!

hey, whats the first soundtrack of the video called? sounds really nice!

Love me some ck3 content, like eu4 too even if i like it for different reasons.

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

Nice bit of variety

Man i did this but in another scale for me to have a dinasty of many crowns atleast 10 kigdoms need to be in my dinasty and they need to be independent i probably kill 30-40 kings and their heirs wasnt worthy

Player: " I conquered the whole England. " Jorwik ; " NO "

7:20 "marrying into this family Is dangerous" Britan after laith murdures ALL of their kings and queens and their sons and their sons sons, destroying the royal structure in a bid for the crown:☠️

So much to clip it is hurting me!

Now form the Empire of Britannia!

Lannisters gameplay

Hey just because war and violence are off the table it doesn't mean you're against a lot of unfortunate accidents that happen to put you or your kin on the throne

Getting killed probably is called getting inherited in this timeline

14:51 “How do I kill myself” Uhhh 😂

I'm surprised you didn't make the Kingdom of Cornwall so you would have an overarching title to keep break ups of your holdings from happening due to partition.

With a good teamates u could probably get there even faster. Mb some MP ideas ?

@TheSocialStreamers

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh I like this

Thousand peasants saved in wars, hundred noble kids murdered Worth it.

Love how pacifist is in the title but the first sentence is "How many people have I killed"

Pretty realistic if you ask me

I have a save as Beta Israil . 3 character I used have name impaler lol. And I didn't try to get it , it happend by itself.

I didn’t know you could be a pacifist and an impaler

now without murder, kidnapping and removeing titles and stuff...can that be done

10:29 Jesus, that sounds like it could be written on a suicide note. The brother's _entire_ family.

Now, do conquering the world peacefully

I did this with Ireland at one point

HAHA this is awesome dude

Laith been poisoning so many children and kings he accidently poisoned himself 😭😭😭

Try to dissolve the holy roman empire using manipulation of vassals

In the end, the true murder scheme was the 2 month old pineapple juice

I dont think you can call this a "pacifist challenge"

Tip: you can choose the trait a given child is being educated for.

I reckon you did it

Pacifist in the title... Assassinates the whole of England and Wales.

Lait being Pacafist? Now that is a shock that can ruin the world.

I wont lie I had no idea wtf was going on and couldn't keep track hahahaha

‏‪18:32‬‏ That is a dead kid

“I killed them all. And not just the men.......”

that was crazy lol

Hmm at this point I think the wars would have been less bloody and had less deaths

Pacifist… Intro: How many people have I killed?

should have played as austria

Please do more ck3 contents.

"Pacifist" One of the first sentances in the video: "Murder is a powerful tool in CK3"

The first victim was the definition of "pacifist"

I think you’ll achieve this…

I think we can all agree that a pacifist would aprove

Not even 100 years....wat

Ah yes, conquering England the Dutch way.

Somebody is in for enough demonetization for the rest of career.

Forgetting to disinherit is a classic blunder in this game. At least learn to imprison and execute

Im not sure if this is very pacifist. I'm not sure if that word means what I think it means.

Sounds insane but his way is probably more peaceful then the Orthodox😂

How are you doing with the 2 month old pineapple juice?

You can select their education..

This men killed more people the if he had declared war

@molybdaen11

2 жыл бұрын

More nobles maybe but not more people.

This might be the way I'll conquer France in my game because they are much stronger than me xD