I Became a TIME TRAVELER in CRUSADER KINGS 3
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In the world of Crusader Kings 3 in the 867 start date, the world is in darkness. With very little technology researched and very low overall development of the land, It's safe to say that there is a lack of knowledge in this medieval world! BUT WHAT IF, someone from the future was to time travel back in time with UNLIMITED knowledge, and would SHARE all of this knowledge with one county? That's what we're going to find out today!
I will be starting in the tiny county of Leon, but with a twist! My character is an ACTUAL TIME TRAVELER and has therefore unlocked ALL INNOVATIONS AND TECHNOLOGIES for our Kingdom! Everything from insanely good bombard siege units, to super powerful buildings to make a tall kingdom! Said technology has also boosted the lands development to a whopping 100, making it the tallest and most developed county in all of CK3!
So that's what we're going to explore today! As Koifish will play as Chronos, the time traveling madman from the future! How overpowered is it to start the game with all technologies and innovations unlocked? What crazy stunts can you pull off with EVERYTHING unlocked from the start? Watch and find out!
The question still stands... How did I go about it when I Became a TIME TRAVELER in CRUSADER KINGS 3!
#ck3 #crusaderkings3
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*WE WILL DESTROY THE TIMELINE!!!!* WOW! Koifish is BACK with another video about Time Travel, after the massively successful How To Time travel in Warband from like 5 years ago! Talking about the timeline, we will soon have to face... THE HAESTEINN MULTIVERSE!!!
@Davion197
10 ай бұрын
Please try a CK3 overhaul mod again - the LOTR is really fun!
@fridgenuker5000
10 ай бұрын
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
@Wuschel1990
10 ай бұрын
How did you unlock all the tecnologies? did you do a playthrough and copy the character? use a mod? changed something in the game files? or is it possible directly from the start through creating a custom character? I like OP stuff like this and would like to play my own campaign
@gankerino2166
10 ай бұрын
@@Davion197 no he won't
@khalil7006
10 ай бұрын
This was easily my favourite video from you ever!
I'm ready for the Haesteinn cinematic multiverse.
@Mr.Monkeyreal7
10 ай бұрын
Everyone are
@jito7377
10 ай бұрын
Ney. Hollywood won't listen!
@Glumpsy
10 ай бұрын
@@jito7377 Hollywood would make him a black woman.
@Commandocheif99
10 ай бұрын
No, No your not
@ConanCamelPuncher
10 ай бұрын
Get Bollywood ready
Koifish created a character to defeat Koifish? Now that's quite a time travel paradox
@DemonKingBadger
10 ай бұрын
This might only be his strategy to wed Matilda of Tuscany to Haesteinn.
@systemreactive4092
10 ай бұрын
It's canon
@thetruegoldenknight
9 ай бұрын
A paradox among Paradox Games?!
@pappgoosepappgoose3654
7 ай бұрын
@@thetruegoldenknight beat me to it
Plot twist: Chronos is actually Koifish's son from an alternate reality where he did not ruin his sleep schedule and deprived himself of sunlight for 15 years straight by playing Paradox Games and thus could give his fecundity a good use.
To be honest, I genuinely have just accepted Haesteinn as a future Koifish who traveled through time and space to be a Viking. Can't believe Koifish made a character to fight himself though lmao
That insane speed for Sieging in wars is actually something you can do if you take the Become Greatest of Khans decision: - 5K Levies, 3.4K Horse Archers, 4K Light Horsemen, 400 Armored Horsemen, and 150 Mangonels, none of which use Supply (meaning they never starve) and ALL of which benefit from Sappers in Strategist tree. - +0.1 to Light Cavalry and Heavy Cavalry Siege Progress (which the decision gives you). It means you can effectively take even Feudal holdings within 10 days.
@vincentwhite938
Ай бұрын
Yeah, first time i did was wild
Thank you for playing Léon, What a pleasure to see Brest master of the developing world (from a Frenchman living 70km from Brest)
@Samdaman131
10 ай бұрын
I'm something of a Brest master myself.
@ChargeQM
9 ай бұрын
I'm always down for seeing some Brest videos.
By God. Koifishes' Hæstinn addiction has gone so far that he's beginning to write non-alternative history genre stories about him!
Man I've just gotten into watching Koifish Videos and now I'm learning all this Koifish Lore! Koifish being Haesteinn makes so much sense tho lol
@Koifish
10 ай бұрын
The lore is DEEP!
No idea how you made this tine traveler happen, but it's an awesome idea!
@kNOCommentGaming
10 ай бұрын
console command/debug command (discover_all_eras)
pls try HAESTEINN in space with stellaris🤣
@nicholasloremann4741
10 ай бұрын
The origin should be "under one ruler"
@andreanecchi5930
10 ай бұрын
@@nicholasloremann4741 yes that one !
4:08 now i wanna see Koifish do a Haesteinn run in BG3
I just imagine Koifishes knights and cavalry here being actual Jedi knights and the Goedendag militia are just the Clones
If Haesting _is_ Koifish, then... Koifish has a Koifish addiction? That... yeah that checks out.
Not sure it's the right niche but if anyone's brutally interested in Medieval warfare I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series
If went back in time I would probably just die from smallpox
"aRnoLd De WroCK jhOnsOn" 🤣💀
Sounds sooo fun! These are the types of things I often think of when I am starting a new game. I enjoy being a little OP
@thetruegoldenknight
9 ай бұрын
Me too...or a lot OP.
@SewingMink160
4 ай бұрын
*Laughs in every positive perk and 100 every skill* *Dies from a cold* Oh
Unironically how I play the game.
When I tried a Time Travel storyline in CK3, I started in Iceland, and only tried to do the 100 Development and Primogeniture.
He cut the part where the time traveler bring a thousand new diseases to the medieval times
Even though you released this exactly 2 minutes ago, just know, When you took wessex, My viking heart grew 3 sizes. För Tyr!
So basically just CK3 on easy mode :D
Id love to see you go on a mission to break up all the big blobs on the map. You'd probably need help doing it so it wouldnt take forever, but just making sure no realm is larger than like 15 counties seems like a fun challenge
@connorbarton4308
10 ай бұрын
I think it would be funny if he just did a curve from Leon through France curving at lotharingia and gradually curving to reach the far Middle East, but that would probably be a pain to make because the Dutches aren’t set out that way
I did not know I needed a Cottoneyed Joe reference today. But now my life is better.
"I became a time traveler in ck3" me every time I save scum
Etymology of Chronos Viator = Personification of time + The Traveller, literally The Time Traveller
"Those men probably fell of their horse trying to do wheelies" that killed me 😂😂😂😂
Koifish's Hæstinn addiction is slowly fading away, for now.. Or is it all just a scheme?
I never thought id see someone speedrun Ireland Truly stuning
Wonderful video, keep up the good work! (The Flemish Goedendag militia pog!!!)
There's an actual mod for ck3 that amplifies this playstyle. It's called Lost Souls.
Thanks koifish. I like the windmills very much. I happen to be Dutch. Goedendag is a Dutch form of greeting, which means good day. So after meeting the good day milita, your day can only improve. So have a nice day!
"Where did you come from, Cotton-eyed joe?" Goddamn, you are so freaking funny!
I loved this! Something new. I don't know how you come up with all these crazy ideas 🙂
10:55 time traveler is making a big-brain investment play cause he knows the dolls will be worth more as collector's items in the future 🧠
Koi you must play with the Bulgarian Empire you'll be surprise from the might that poses
Imagine traveling back in time just to steal medieval dolls for your kids
Great. Now we have to edit the wiki page again.
I'm honestly surprised there are some proper time traveller mods like this idea.
As a Texan, I was not expecting a Waco reference... lol
I can just imagine there’s a room full of creepy dolls.
Haesteinn miss you
Time is nothing but a foe to defeat 🗿
love the concept hahaha nice vid
There is an Athens Georgia but there is also an Athens in your favorite state of Ohio.
The doll collection ends up being just him looking for Funko Pops. Now that's from the future.
loved this more please
22:10 Idea for a multiplayer challange.. who can steal the head of the pope first? :D
"I'm the timekeeper. And this..." *puts on shades* "...is a CANNON event!" *Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah*
5:41 not goedendag mitlitia. A goedendag is a mace and it means 'good day'. Its named like that because you would say 'good day' and than smash their face to smithereens
Hey btw Koifish! I have an idea that could be fun. Make a game where you conquer every county in the world that has a mine to forge a mining empire xD (bonus if starting as haestein)
Reminds me of that one mod that adds time traveling cyber hussars, good times
Here I thought we were gonna see some mod where you travel through timelines to work in peoples courts but this still sounds cool I’ve only watched the intro
So basically Koifish is playing as kang the conqueror
Upvoted for that Rednex reference alone.
Should have been a Time Travel Viking! Give us the United Vikingerium, an Empire to surpass all other Empires!
As someone from rural Ohio, it is truly a bastion of ignorance
I always knew that Koifish was Hæsteinn all along.
THAT COTTEN EYE JOE REFRENCE IS PRIME 💯💯💯💯💯
maybe one day Koifish will learn how to use 'alas' correctly. Or he really did wish an angel would strike him down.
it would be funny to see this kind of playthrough in eu4 or vic 3 but started in some remote tribal area
“Tell you what I need new wife” that killed me.
Hello koifish, in your honour I reunited Africa with the Haestin dynasty ❤❤
>Travels back in time >Almost immediately decides to raid the Irish Based AF
The dad jokes are particularly strong this video
Do another, where you get all of the Dynasty legacies (but no tech).
Koi, you should play bg3 with another ck3 youtuber
I enjoyed the doll stealing side quest.
57 seconds in and we getting Ohio trash talk. That is why I always love Koi. I don't know if he's ever been here, but he understands.
fun fact, the same fbi marksman that bravely gund down a woman holding her infant at Ruby Ridge was also at Waco......
lmaooo church woulda burned you on day one my guy
CK3 videos Mark Twain would make:
Truly, he was a High Man in the Castle
A WITCHER BURN HIM!! - The End.
@johnfraire6931
10 ай бұрын
It's okay, he's not a woman B-)
Would be cool to do with with gunpowder mods
Where's the next video for the Haesteinn dynasty?
Standard start for me is Leon, others are Sicily and Brandenburg.
Actually based video concept. Cudos koi.
Time traveling without the help of Lady Ravin? This won't end well...
@Koifish
10 ай бұрын
Lady Ravin was merely a pawn!
@gbI4ck
10 ай бұрын
@@Koifishspeaking of Lady Ravin, I noticed your old Warbands videos are no longer available. Are there any alternative sites where I could find them, or are they lost to history?
Oh god that makes sense koifish IS HAESTENIN 😱
I have a suggestion for a sequel that is that you reassemble the roman empire
@Koifish
10 ай бұрын
As a time traveler? Not a bad idea! :D
A another part to this please!
25:50 It’s more like "zhon-durm"
The haestein lore grows
why dont you like the austrian painter?!
Lemme get this straight. I have 3000 hours in ck3, love astrau, love tribal, love raiding, yet I have NEVER seen that doll event… how come this guy gets to steal from children?! D:
0:03 charles oliveira
Can u continue this video as a series and conquer the world?
It’s the zucc of CK3
how did he get every tech and 100 delvelopment? Is it a mod or what?
Haesteinn will be back
KOIBOI!!! For real though..chicks aren't interested in the Roman Empire...they are interested in the reasons you think about the Roman Empire.
Time traveling Hasting
Ohio is... different. It's like the Florida of the north.
more please okayyyy
Love ur videos good sir💯🙂
@Koifish
10 ай бұрын
Glad you like them! :D
That's what I'm saying
can you make a pax romana speedrun live pls
But how do you make this “electricity”?