EA NASIR WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION!

@callumstanden7149

10 ай бұрын

Do a run and start off in Nottingham and play as Robin Hood koifish I damned it

@LadyMorrigan

10 ай бұрын

“Tell Ea-Nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me: “I will give fine quality copper ingots.” You left, but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger and said: “If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!” What do you take me for that you treat me with such contempt? … … How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore to me in full. Take notice that I will not accept any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall select and take the ingots individually in my yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.”

@Growls

10 ай бұрын

Hey, @Koifish ... how much longer could that Haesteinn live? Like, did he reach 100?

@ALBULENA953

10 ай бұрын

I ain’t buying ea nasir’s copper bro💀💀💀

@chasercharls

10 ай бұрын

Ea Nasir is a the Bronze Age equivalent to a sleazy used car salesman.

Haesteinn addiction is a real thing..

@Pigraider268

10 ай бұрын

Hopefully it doesn't run through family 😬

@isaacmabbley4870

10 ай бұрын

This is your brain 🧠 This is your brain on haesteinn 🪓

@demonkingbadger6689

10 ай бұрын

Embrace the addiction

@danielditmar1523

10 ай бұрын

Not a addiction but a tradition

@MrSchwannis

10 ай бұрын

So it's genetic?

Koifish adding "as a Viking" to his video titles is the most redundant information on the internet.

@VVane01

10 ай бұрын

how did you do that

@Fat_Paws

10 ай бұрын

@@VVane01 do what?

@Nowhereman-dk6ew

10 ай бұрын

@@Fat_Paws add the emoji?

@Fat_Paws

10 ай бұрын

@@Nowhereman-dk6ew You get an emoji button when you reply on a PC. Pretty sure you can do it on a phone as well.

@Nowhereman-dk6ew

10 ай бұрын

@@Fat_Paws I'm on PC. I don't got it

It appears that in all Hæstenn games, Cagliari is just the bridge to everyone around the globe

@kohlicoide2258

10 ай бұрын

"Ahh shit.. not again!"

@TheAderwolf

10 ай бұрын

all roads lead to cagliari or something such

@whiteink225

10 ай бұрын

It's a cannon event

@BlazingFlame69

10 ай бұрын

All ships lead to Cagliari would be more fitting@@TheAderwolf

@TheAderwolf

10 ай бұрын

fair point@@BlazingFlame69

What really impressed me is that your son, a child, traveled all the way from Baghdad to Paris, just to break into the king's home and beat his ass.

@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960

7 ай бұрын

He's like a one piece character

@ChargeQM

7 ай бұрын

This kid is gonna be a demigod of war, I hope

One moment you're just a wee lad in India, the next moment a Viking swoops you up and makes you a duke in Mesopotamia.

@molybdaen11

9 ай бұрын

Well, just another big river i guess.

Haesteinn Fact: He was actually one of the tallest vikings, but only if you include his toenails. (Which the majority of the population did not at that time period.)

The ruler of Cagliari must have nightmares with Haesteinn in the lead role after all these invasions in alternate histories XD

@demonkingbadger6689

10 ай бұрын

Not as bad, as modern archaeologists, who keep finding runestones in India, China, Japan, West Africa, Mesopotamia Mongolia,, and wherever else i have forgotten

every Haesteinn adventure has: 1. Cagliari conquest 2. Björn Ironside funeral 3. Culture hybridnization

Oh no, Koifish is relapsing again. Blink twice if Haesteinn is keeping you hostage, Koifish.

@ItIsYouAreNotYour

10 ай бұрын

You are asking the abduct-er to blink if the person he abducted is keeping him hostage? I'm alright with it.

@demonkingbadger6689

10 ай бұрын

But, what if Koifish has Haesteinn hostage?

@PraiseJ-Pope

10 ай бұрын

What if Koifish is posessed by the spirit of Haesteinn who wants to relive his glorious days?

Koifish: "Persia, REBORN!!" Byzantine Empire: *Nervous Sweating*

As "a Viking", as if you could fool us into believing you'd play anyone other than Haestein

@SennaAugustus

5 ай бұрын

Remember when he used to play Björn Ironside?

@SewingMink160

3 ай бұрын

​@@SennaAugustus Today he'd probably rename Bjorn into Haestein Ironside

I hope PDX never patches this dude. Koifish doing crazy sheet with Haestann has become a light in my life. Given the actor and author strike, this really is the best entertainment.

@SeanLewandowski2010

10 ай бұрын

If they ever stop striking and get back to work, Koifish has the bar set pretty high.

"Judike Gublenu, it's 4pm, time for my daily varangian adventure to the East" "Yes Jarl Haesteinn"

IRL heasteein: didnt leave much of a mark in history Koifish heasteein: a literal God in human form that can conquer anywhere with but a swing of his axe and can reform a dead religion with the sheer power of his will

So I’m Iraqi and watching you spell our city names and try to speak Arabic is so wholesome 😂😂😂♥️

Haestein has at this point been all across the known world, but has he ever tried... to conquer France!?

@demonkingbadger6689

10 ай бұрын

Why would he want to?

@Gorbz

10 ай бұрын

@@demonkingbadger6689 Good point.

@Chadius_Thundercock

10 ай бұрын

Dude don’t say that word that’s so fucked up

@dbriner-jo5tv

10 ай бұрын

He actualy done that in the ck2 conqueror achievement run koifish did.

@TrueAzrael

10 ай бұрын

Another Haestein tall run... as count of Montaigu... wait what? 😂

I love Koifish & his editor’s humour, they compliment each other so well, & I love when his editor adds random shit in the middle of videos lmao

FYI: You can capture way more with the Kingdom Invasion CB. Any lands you have occupied outside of the original kingdom get taken as well.

@StrangeTamer178

10 ай бұрын

But all within the same empire right?

Guess Haestinn decided to do something about Ea-Nasir's shitty copper but didn't realize he was a few centuries too late.

Koifish straight up conquered Persia, and the first Persian dude to covert to Asatru is a descendant of the Sassanids. I guess Haesteinn is just too much of a chad.

Haesteinn: conqueror of lands, gaslighter of babes, kidnapper of children, speaker of Arabic, and KING of the GARLIC.

Every haesting video is slowly becoming Koifish adoption simulator

for anyone who wants to know mor Sumerian dog jokes, A dog entered a warehouse. The merchant broke his leg with a wooden door-bolt: "Get out of here!" The dog questioned his tail: "Is there something behind me?" "Those things which make you happy!" it was told. "Well then, let me go back again tonight and receive something!" And so, upon his return, his leg was again broken. He dragged his tail and sat in the street. A second time he questioned his tail: "Did the bolt just come out from in front of you, like before?" truly *COMEDY*

@molybdaen11

9 ай бұрын

I think it lost a lot in the translation.

Mashallah, Koifish has done it again

btw, if you convert to Zoroastrianism, you can proclaim yourself as messiah (or saoshyant in avestan) after you conquer the Persian Empire. And yes, I tried to do someting similiar, but with the Finns... and I lost my mind invading Afghanistan. nice video btw.

@LadyMorrigan

10 ай бұрын

tbh, losing your mind invading Afghanistan seems lore accurate

@katanah3195

10 ай бұрын

They don't call it the Graveyard of Empires for nothing!

A French Viking walked into Mesopotamia and said “O yea this is mine”

@ItIsYouAreNotYour

10 ай бұрын

He's not French he's a Viking Viking.

@donpollo3154

10 ай бұрын

"I can't see a thing, I'll take over this one"

Koifish needs an intervention, he has fully fallen off the wagon and is hitting the hastings hard again.

I cant wait for the crossover episode when.. Jewsteinn King of Israel, Haesteinn Khan, Haestann "Back to nature"... etc.. working together to conquer one world in a interdimensional war

"Subscribe so we can conquer Mesopotamia irl" is the best pitch to subscribe I've heard.

Just wanted to let you know, now whenever I raise my troops (whether to raid or for battle), I always say, "time to raise the lads" in some weird, semi Scandinavian accent. Thank you Koifish lol.

"I created the most broken tall kingdom" proceeds to reform Persia.

Hæstenn really is "the cradle of humanity" for Koifish.

In game there is a mechanic, that allows zoroastrians, with iranian origin- culture to gain unique trait as a reconqueror of Persia. It would be funnier if made persian-norse hybrid culture and had zoroastrian ruler.

Koifish, we've been over this. Not EVERY video has to be a Haestein video.

When you think you’ve seen all Hæstinn scenarios, Koifish comes back and screams, “there is no such thing as enough Hæstinn!”

I understand your haestin addiction. I played Haesteinn setlled in krete created the hybrid culture of the varangians(greek and norse), renamed my house Varangoi married my way into the byzantine royal family and my grandson eventually became a emperor. 😎 pretty koifishy move if i may say so myself

@KitTheAnkafolk

10 ай бұрын

That’s awesome

@PraiseJ-Pope

10 ай бұрын

Damn

Fun yet informative, random pieces of informations regarding the history of the area conquered is a welcome new addition 👍

Probably the last ominous command heard by countless dynasties and nations shortly before they were struck down in countless alternate timelines: "RAISE THE LADS!"

Amazing video, i love your ck3 adventures, continue like that haestenn fish.

Another part to Haesteinn's bizarre adventure! Awesome!

Praying paradox adds more adventurers so Koifish can get over his addiction

I'm loving M&B soundtrack in background. 😂😊 Love your videos.

watching Koifish turning my country into a war zone is very entertaining

Another great video!

Weird that you made this. I was literally thinking about making a Mesopotamia run yesterday on CK3, but wasnt sure it was possible.

awesome Video ;D

Good vid koi!

Love ur videos there always fun to watch 🙂👍

10:30 i guess you totally bagged that 😂

Love your videos

love the relapse into haesteinn, thank you koifish

Great video

It's not an addiction, he can stop at any time

This is good a good video. Now I also want a top 10 jokes of the Bronze Age video though.

I got bronze age shitposted so many times that I instantly laughed at the song in the intro. :'D

First Haesteinn campaign I've seen you done in a while where Haesteinn actually lives throughout the video.

I love these Haesteinn videos

really love the aot info slide edits

@angelacarroll6142

10 ай бұрын

Same

To the people of Cagliari, you have to like them very much, you always go to conquer them ...

@molybdaen11

9 ай бұрын

You could say, they are "golden" people.

He tricked us with Haesteinn once again, what a madman.

I fully expect you to pick me up tomorrow on the cape fear river

Very good channel

Koifish! I love your videos! Was wondering if you play with any mods? And if you do, especially with the new DLC coming out, would you share with us your steam mod collection?

Awe yessss....I love me some adventuring. I have literally been everywhere with one character.

Never though i would hear Peter Pringle in a Koifish video, amazing

koifish casually hinting that he wants to build an army in the beginning of the video is crazy dawg 💀

I am fully prepared to raid Mesopotamia on a longboat with you

Haesteinn deserves to be the khan of Cumania with the capital in Slutsk and to have at least 10 lovers of every shade, shape and size

The midroll "fun facts" like at 5:59 have to be an Attack On Titan reference

Poor koifish... I hope you can get back on the wagon soon, Haesteinn addiction is so real

I was inspired by your conquer China playthrough to conquer every island

19:07 Look at the shape of his domain. Haesteinn made his own France, but better.

“Tall kingdom”; Immediately tries to form Persia after forming Mesopotamia

Have you ever done a Haestin varangian adventure into the Byzantine Empire? That would be awesome!

16:44 Every producer of films in Europe and America about Vikings be like:

Best CK3 KZreadr!

4:49 Haestein, Mr. Steal your Heir

I am early to a koifish vid!❤

I want to conquer Mesopotamia with you Koifish

The way Koifish tries to tell Hasting 'No, don't take over India'. 'Hastings, what are you doing?'.

10:40 as an Iraqi you nailed it the pronunciation of the city of Hit

I’m pretty sure that French spymaster colluded with King Charles to kill me my first time playing as this dude.

@Elyseon

10 ай бұрын

He feared your power.

I also want to say kudoes to your son for beating up King Charles the Pitiful to defend your honor! As he should! 😊👍 Seriously, that was GOLD and super wholesome! 🤣🥰

I want to see erik the heathen get an update with healthy trait added so he can live longer you can ask norway to vassalize you with a few more years added with mods then own all of scandinavia

Did Koifish just call Rollo a ramdom guy lmao 😂 the father of Normandie

I'm subbed, when and where can i board the longboat?

I love you Koifish.

Boost that algorithm baaaaaaybeeeee

LETS GO!

That "random viking" his daughter was married to and gave lovers pox to her is none other than the actual "Rollo of Normandie" himself lol.

Now do Haesteinn Khan of Khans?👌🏼👍🏼

I'm excited in riding in a longboat:)

The adventures of haesteinn continues!

0:58 Honestly… I’m down bro let’s do it!

I like to imagine Hesting has gone on every adventure

"you my good sir, you stumbled across that adventure of a lifetime" 😭

"You know - I'm in a GOOFY MOOD."

The blood of Loki runs through your veins.

You do make it look easy