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@terrifictomato262

6 ай бұрын

youtube told me you uploaded this 4 hours ago im so confused

@feliperea3271

4 ай бұрын

7:02 MERRY/ON/NYD/D the last D is mute. It is spoken like MerryONNYD. Like merry(is)ON(the)NYD(new York district) Merryonnyd. Ignoring the second D. It’s mute

Heasteinn is no longer a addiction It's a lifestyle

@gunner6233

9 ай бұрын

just like alcohol

@FNCH314

9 ай бұрын

The only true lifestyle

@OsamaBinBurnin

9 ай бұрын

He is the best character at game start to do basically anything you want to do. Asia, Africa, India Dont matter it’s all fun with the Jarl

@phansey

9 ай бұрын

Yeah don't you know there's martial, stewardship, diplomacy, intrigue, learning and heasteinn

@mariox204

9 ай бұрын

And koifish want to complete the 3 trees

The kings don't want you to know this, but the monks at the monasteries are free. You can take them home, I have 458 monks.

@PraiseJ-Pope

9 ай бұрын

What are you doing with so many monks? It's not luke they're laying eggs for your breakfast?

Other men during a mid-life crisis: "I'm gonna start repairing an old car to feel young again" Jarl Hæsteinn during a mid-life crisis:

@molybdaen11

9 ай бұрын

Letz raid the pope.

Haesteinn Fact: He was the first person in medieval Europe to jump over the English Channel, he did this by wearing very long shoes.

I suppose it's true what they say about rebounding into addiction. You don't fall a bit, you fall HARD. He began by playing him, took him to Africa and Asia. Then brave Koifish found sense and stopped. He found joy in other places. And now he falls back and makes Haesteinn an entire dynasty that will eventually conquer the world. F in the chat for a fallen man

Koifish: Aren’t all names made up..? No, Koifish Koifishson they are not..

@ahhno4662

9 ай бұрын

well how else do you come up with them then???

Reminder that last time Koifish conquered all of Britannia he: 1. Became a saint 2. Constructed a cathedral in honor of a foreskin relic 3. Conquered too well and restored the Roman Empire before achieving his campaign victory condition

@OverlordMalarkey

9 ай бұрын

Let me guess... this happened in CK2?

@bradleyhicks7252

9 ай бұрын

@@OverlordMalarkey Yes, his "The Conqueror" challenge series. If you haven't seen it, highly recommend. Absolutely beautiful CK2 chaos.

@OverlordMalarkey

9 ай бұрын

@@bradleyhicks7252 HE'S A SAINT?!

That one cronicler who has to deal with all the names will have just a bit of an headache! Bless the Viking lifestyle

Koifish should try playing William the Conqueror as he is technically a descendant of a viking

@Nope77252

9 ай бұрын

I would pay to see that

@Gorbz

9 ай бұрын

The Normans. Vikings who kept raiding France until the king paid them to stop and settle down instead, so that nobody else would try to raid them too.

@TheNickamd

9 ай бұрын

He actually did something very similar in CK 2. And that series was an absolute blast

@Nope77252

9 ай бұрын

@@TheNickamd Thanks. I'll probably watch that next!

This whole episode is just an eternal war for England lol

i've been playing as Abyssinia recently, has been a really fun playthrough in a different than normal area. Made it into a huge empire, one of the few christian realms in east africa so lots of easy holy wars, would recommend it!

That's usually how my viking adventures go in Britain. If you leave England alone to long they get strong. Way to stick it out in your war against England! We are proud of you Koifish; to face such adversity and prevail. How heroic! The bards shall tell tails and sing song and the subscribers shall raise a rune stone in your honor!

Praise be the HAESTINGSAGA

I was mindblown when you went for Scotland and England at the same time… and then you died! The struggle for northern England in the years after that had me stressing on your behalf. Nice series 👍

Koifish: gives a lecture about how he wants his vulture to just stay on the usle of man for cultural fascination progress Koifish 5 minuts later: begins making Wales his culture💀

Next update they should put Koifish as one of the possible names for Haesteinn descendants

The golden duo koifish&haesteinn

>be playing HoloCure's fishing minigame >catch a Koi Fish >""Hellu iferyune, my neme is Koifish. Hefe yuoo ifer vundered vhet it vuoold be leeke iff Jerl Haesteinn beceme a VToober?" GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Oh look a new CKIII vide---- "Haesteinn Vikings take over X" And my eyes roll out of my skull.

The ducks have multiplied. In an unexpected twist of events, keeping 17 ducks in a closed environment have caused them to spawn more, smaller ducks. Still don't know what to do wit them. Except now there are 42 ducks.

At 0:35 , the title card has Japanese text at the top that reads ヴィンランド・サガ , which is "Vinland Saga". To make it Haesteinn Saga, you should replace it with the text "ヘイスティン・サガ"

Legend has it, that when Haesteinn dies in game. He conquers Valhalla before his funeral is over. And by the time his son's reign is over, he has snatched Asgard from the rule of Odin himself.

No no no it’s called the Irish Isles… I’ll even settle for the Celtic Isles.

lol mann this was a wild one. I'm really enjoying the Dynasty saga playthrough. Not enough ck3 youtubers do full dynasty playthroughs. Usually just one ruler or a specific goal. Really looking forward to what twists and turns are coming

Just hearing the M&B Soundtrack in the background is top quality editing

I’ve become addicted to Heasteinn

I'm not usually a fan of cultural suppression, but renaming all the Welsh counties and converting them made me laugh. Also, someone please make a mod that replaces the death sound with Koifish's "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

GOD DAMNIT KOIFISH, I am having a great weekend watching you play these ck3 with haeisteinn.. I love ur videos!

Koifish didn’t choose Haesteinn- life, Haesteinn-life chose Koifish!

Can you conquer all of Skyrim, and maybe even all of Tamriel with Haesteinn?

I was just playing normally and Haesteinn literally conquered England and ruled it for several generations

man i need more episódios love from Brasil you are insane good

I guess the next step would be going into the Haesteinnverse and getting all the Haesteinns from parallel universes together.

Can’t wait for the Timelapse

Great. Now I need to do some haesteinning my self, once again!

Daneland inbound, Danelaw was just the appetizer.

I can't wait for the next one

The vibe I'm getting from this series is very similar from The Conqueror achievement series that you did in CK2 years ago. I wonder if you had prepared some kind of plot twist in this one

As a Brit, I see Ireland being included in the British Isles as an absolute win

Wake up babe koifish just uploaded

Boy it was quite hectic the conquest of England and Scotland, but glory to Haestinnia!

The continent of Haesteinnia.. Lets Goooo!!!

@23:44 England is impossible to take when from 17 units of MaA,10 units are light infantry and 5 are bondi Koi. 10 units of varangians would beat them easily.

that was an intense war

Yessss koifish you are my hero at this game

Thank you for this series! 😂

buerocratic culture that decides everthing *"by the sword"* ... sounds absolutely hilarious XD

The Heasteinn dynasty should conquer all of Scandinavia and see if he can restore the Norse culture

Always a fun watch when a new CK3 vid drops. Gotta wonder why you don't seem to use Blots to get piety at all tough... are they not as good anymore?

Heasteinn has changed my life

Earth? Nah. Haesteinnia becoming Earth? Yes.

Padderborn, the great Åsa-tru holy site in Saxony, has too long been held by milk drinkers. Reclaim it and Germania!

Can’t wait for the Crusade since you took Canterbury.

I absolutely need Koifish to make an epic bromantic poetry book about Haesteinn

Make this a mega campaign!

For the next Haesteinn dynasty video you should focus on building out your Viking daycare program, just abduct random children from around the map and make them Jarls, kings, and queens in Europe

i died when u said the ira thing the one of my suggested videos is Irish rebel music

he must travel in future to reclaim his lost legacy from the nerds that we have for "presidents"

This is not the video series we deserve, it is the one we want. We are unworthy of its power.

MORE HAESTAEINN WHOOO-

Time to raid the Byzantines. Also the Canary Islands and Morocco, as those are weirdly good raiding targets. Don't forget to hand concubines to your kin. Especially if you get any Byzantine princesses.

This was hilarious 😂

Haesteinn is love. Haesteinn is life.

are we just not going to talk about how britany somehow gained control of like half of france lmao

Jarl Haesteinn: *Exists* Koifish (Or literally everyone else who owns and plays CK3): I can milk you ...NoHomo by the way 😅

The World we all wished was true

waiting for next episode

this must become a mega campaign

I think most players avoid Kin legacy, since it mostly useless: especially if you have concubines and accepted male adultery. There is an another problem: with such settings your dynasty will multiply beyond reasonable numbers even within just 100 years or so. That has a big toll on game's performance, something Paradox wasn't able to fix. If you play a long campaign the number of your dynasty members will go into hundreds or even thousands, and the number of all characters in the game multiplies as well. In a result, you may have difficulties running your game (and this is regardless of the hardware you have, Paradox games get sluggish in long campaigns on any hardware).

Living in Staffordshire, it is a place you can get ambushed well 🤣🤣

This dude was pretty epic in real history too

Time to make history into Haestory

Very good video

For the love of god Koifish, you need to go to rehab, but for playing Haesteing.

Truly epic 😂

Haestry

This is a Certified Chenso Classic.

I would love to se you send Haestinn to middle earth using the realms in exile mod

Best wishes

What about Rurik? He's a cool Viking 😢

the Pope throws a Haesteinn fit

Koifishhhhhh stop WITH YOUR HÆSTINN ADDICTION

With the nordic heritage you can do elecctions until 1080 iirc

The one true ruler

HES A SAINT?!

Haesteinn!

I expect Emperor Haestein Moctezuma in Mezoamerica now.

HAESTEINN!!!

Heasteinn!!!

Could you do "varagian adventure" into "forge the jomsviking" into "elevate the kingdom of mann & the isles" and finaly "Securing the high kingdom of the north sea"? i cant seem to do it. its really frustrating me. all the while not useing inherited on succession soldiers. so that you have the biggest inheritable army once you have the High kingdom of the north sea?

Koifish megacampaign confirmed!?!?!?

Haesteinn

World conquest for sure!

could you maybe try to form slavia with Jarl Haestein.

Hail haesting!

My most anticpated video 2023 so far

19:44 - I’d think of it like you’re paying some administrative fees to have the rest of the clergy support your claim or something

You are now officially diagnosed with Hæstenning syndrome

Can you pls try to found the OG Roman Empire With Haesteinn