Don’t forget to add Warhaven to your Steam wishlist here: wehy.pe/y/18/Koifish Traveling the whole world is expensive! So what better way to save money than to do it in a virtual, medieval world like CK3! More videos coming soon, including some more *HAESTEINN* (Yes I have fallen for him once again!)

@DawnTyrantEo

Жыл бұрын

Obligatory: AYYYYE HAESTEINN

@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun

Жыл бұрын

Too bad Indonesia is not on the map

I have had my characters plan and fight for most of their lives trying to carve out a kingdom, this guy does it while going on a sight-seeing tour

@harbl99

Жыл бұрын

"How have things been back here in Germany while I was gone?" "You're the Kaiser now." "Cool, cool. Where we going next?"

@mariox204

Жыл бұрын

​@@harbl99I heard of a place with spicy food, and you havent seen jerusalem yet, sir

@petralizzy7383

Жыл бұрын

@@harbl99 i've heard those crazy northmen found land far to the west!

“Cause that’s what tourists do” “THE SPEAR OF DESTINY!!!!! WHAT!!?” Had me in tears😂

I just love, that this carousing teenager, manage to through his experience on a pilgrimage, get really successful as kaiser, from a pilgrimage

The alt history ramifications of "Surprise savior is the Emperor of the HRE on holiday, and the person he rescued is the Caliph of the Seljuks." And that is how the world was conquered... Because tourism...

7:34 "Hey german guy, here is a holy artifact of our church.. see ya!" 8:55 "Ey someone from my hometown!"

the day this dlc came out i traveled from Amsterdam to jerusalem and then through all of africa then back to arabia to india and burma then going through tibet and the mongol stepps on my way to europe i made a detour to iran and top of scandinavia and before i returned i sailed around my capital to england and ireland then making my way to iberia then to rome and then finaly back home, it took 30 years but i did it and i had EVERY SINGLE POINT OF INTEREST on the map, maxing one lifestyle tree in each one from the bonus points :D was one of the most fun things i have done in ck3 XD

@borderlinebear5509

Жыл бұрын

So ... How much did it cost?

@ilhamleo6348

Жыл бұрын

So how much gold you spent on tour travel?

@British-Imperator

Жыл бұрын

Ibn Battuta be like

@spike9927

Жыл бұрын

Isn't there a limit on how long it can take like in the video? How did you get around that?

@smugnecron3891

Жыл бұрын

@@spike9927 there is only a limit when you trying to reach the pilgrimage destination. There is no limit on your way back.

22:40 Her dynasty's name translates to " a short walk outside"...coincidence, I think not!

@vk1204_

Жыл бұрын

'Stroll' by byl asi lepší překlad

@obrnenydrevokocur9344

Жыл бұрын

@@vk1204_ To asi jo, jenom jsem si na to v tu chvíli nevzpomněl.

@TaiWind

7 ай бұрын

and then a minute later he goes to a brothel and has sex with Likes-To-Fuck

Once I desided to visit every point of interest in 1066 for one travel. And I did it. It takes 27 years. And gives 25 skillpoints)

“Where were you when byzantine was kill?” “I was getting bad travel omens in Burma”

Tfw Tourism in Ck3 actually works

I didn't do every single point of interest in one journey, but I did turn a pilgrimage to Jerusalem into a trip through the entire middle east and central Asia. It only took 22 months with 300% travel speed. And you can push it farther to make the fastest man in the world.

@user-yq6ct6mr1y

Жыл бұрын

Technoplane

"Doing it with a 17 y/o German" "Koifish giving grooming advice" Want to uh, want to tell us something there?

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry koifish isn't a Minecraft KZreadr

@miket0174

Жыл бұрын

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 What about this then good sir? kzread.info/dash/bejne/eX6K1rGaiazTdc4.html

He is like all those gen z and millenial kids who have rich parents and their hobby is travelling around the world and saying to people that they should also travel more often and it's not that expensive while they literally own a gold mine (rich parents)

Ibn Battuah: “He stole my whole fucking flow, word for word bar for bar”

Goes to Rome Buys Longinus sounds legit

This video was so inspirational that it made me peregrinant.

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Safe travels!

@Mradevans

Жыл бұрын

Make sure you get that checked out by your doctor

19:56 Damn, editor really hit us with the metal pipe sound volume warning btw

Some of the best places to visit are royal courts that are also holy sites. In fact I highly recommend visiting Baghdad since it also has a special university. Every time I visit there my character gets insane learning XP.

"I'm also bringing my Italian side piece and my priest." What a sentence.

Goes on pilgrimage to Jerusalem, comes back via Calcutta. JustKoifishThings

the worst part about this, is that people actually did this in the medieval era, traveling litterally everywhere

Yooooo that subtle CUMANIA cover on the thumbnail🤌

THE SPEAR OF DESTINY!!

Glad someone is covering this, fun fact, show homage to liege and meditate in seclusion have infinite length returns, can do a full world tour.

@ilikecake683

Жыл бұрын

Or requesting from liege works too

Visiting cool places to get experience is such a cool addition!

I'm going to make my marks now BEFORE I have a moment to watch the video. WE LOVE YOU KOIFISH!!!

The fact that he went shopping at some little farmer's market outside of Roma, and ends up buying the spear of destiny. I mean, you are on a pilgrimage, and it's outside Rome, so it makes some sense, but only a very, very small amount

That was a mega cool video Koifish!

Koifish, I love your content! I was wondering if you could make a funny tutorial of sorts on how to play the game as good as you do!

I'm having such a shit day today, I could play CK3 myself but I just don't have the energy, but Koifish vids always make me feel better. Thanks Koifish ❤

Thank you for introducing me to Warhaven Koi! Its amazing! Are you planning to make a video on it? I'd love to see that

FUCK YEAHHHHHH! This is my favorite series, and favorite CK3 youtuber. Odin Bless You, Koifish.

i'm loving the tropico pirate cove music in the background

I am so jealous of this guy! I love to travel!

Nice. I needed some Koifish in my life today.

koifish the thumbnail is lovely

Whoever made the thumbnail knew what they're doing covering ania from Cumania...

Only 11 minutes ago you blessed us with this beautiful video

Very nice you put Stronghold Crusader BGM in the desert 😆

bro... just by watching the thumbnail and the title I KNEW this was gonna be a good and funny video xD 10/10

I'm surprised that the game didn't crash every time you were planning a route.

Coming Home 4:30 am eating Pasta and watching koifish Duink Hits different

Come visit Indonesia Koifish! We have so many Koifish (& Koi Fish) enthusiasts!

I rarely likes video even videos i like but this journey have been unironicly the best playthrough i seen in ck3. Even becoming an Emperor it's just a means to travel more and somehow still come off as one of the better Emperor of the HRE i can't even- hahahahahahaha

hey koifish ur start area is legit my hometown xd

This is basically ancient travel vlogging, lol..

He's a KAISER??

Sverker the Norwegian is of the house of "Ringnes"? Which is a beer brand in Norway. (Not a particularly good beer, but hey)

2:25 the sponsor ends

Dear god the pipe dropping scared me. I won't say when it was though so I don't suffer alone.

Part 2 please koolfish :)

cool idea keep it up

That Swedish accent….teach me! Lolololoved the video!

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

YOOOO IS THAT THE LEGENDARY DaFLOOVE?!

@DaFloove

Жыл бұрын

@@Koifish IT IS I! SO LONG AS I HAVE A MOUTH THERE SHALL BE ACCENTS, A BRAIN - STUPID COMMENTS, AND AS LONG AS I GAVE EYES TO WATCH AND FINGERS TO PUSH BUTTONS - I SHALL WATCH THY VIDEOS AND LURK IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!

Did you become Kaiser completely on accident? 😅

“Hang 10, white claws!” 😂😂😂

Sends tweets about his journey by literally tying messages and rough drawings of his visits to birds' feet

oh this is a great idea

damn, and i was always taking the shortest route, cuz i'm dumb, and didn't read.

Warhaven unironically looks badass, but knowing Nexon is just gonna milk it with unfair microtransactions is a little soul crushing.

Yo, Koifish, I was looking through the patch notes of 1.9 today and noticed that Coastal Warriors and Seafarers now allow Tradeports to be constructed in tribal buildings, and I had to ask if it comboes with Maritime Mercantilism for tier 4 Tradeports at tribal. I'd check myself, but I uninstalled the game until I finish my exams

Question: Was the thumbnail intentionally made so Peter covers the "-ania" of "cumania?

Next time have Haesteinn visit Koifish in Sweden.

How do I see the points of interest?

And your long lost son started the line that would become Oliver Twist lol 😂

dope!

19:55 WARNING LOUD !

Puts me in mind of a great quote “I wanted to see exotic Vietnam… the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!”

Damn I loved this video. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And I just got creamed by Koifish. I just heard a loud, "Let's GO!" and I was destroyed in an instance.

The ending song seems familiar... Is that Tropico 2?

It's criminal he didn't base this off ibn battuta

koifish took the red pill xD

You put the character's face in the thumbnail in a specific place, didn't you? Purposely placed it ontop of "ania" in Cumania?

we miss your mount and blade video

It is awesome

Dude, Witcher 3 has the best soundtrack :)

8:33 od la do od la da reference?

OMG I have the DLC and never realize about custom route. 🤣🤣🤣

19:40 the desert awaits you

Did no one else notice what the character placement on the thumbnail did to Cumania?

Next time I go to Jerusalem I will try to go via India.

W video

I see what you did with the thumbnail 😂

My roman empire is so big I need more than a full year if i want to visit all provinces^^ So I won't do this travel anytime soon^^ To much to do to.

The first tourist in history

Cool

Who is Nonna? I don't remember seeing her before. Is she your new wife after the other one you divorced? Or was she one of those you picked up among your journeys. To be honest, this is a wonderful way to grind those stat trees and those prestige and piety points! 😘👌In fact, other than that one time you helped your ally out, you've never really been in a war or conflict at all, and nobody tried to assassinate you. You must've been a well-admired man. It must've been all of those travels and pilgrimages and tours that you went towards and everyone was just too interested in gleaning those stories of your illustrious adventures to want to harm you. I bet they even helped deal with any conspiracies or schemes against you because they were like, *"DON'T YOU DARE!!! I WANNA HEAR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! THE LAST CLIFFHANGER WAS TOO TERRIBLE!!!"* lol 🤣 If I ever play CK3, I'll be sure to do this first, even if it is a bit tedious.

Ah yes, swedish pronounciation turning Klingenberg into Klingenberry is my fetish.

You missed to visit China

I don't even know what kind of game they want ck3 to be anymore. Half a dozen systems that have no comunication with each other and basically no consequence for anything.

Bro, why did you edit out the Scotland part of your journey? That was not very northern European of you, my laddy.

Based and travelpilled

Farcherter, realy😂😂

OH MY GOD ITS ITALIAN CAROLA

Ich reise viel, ich reise gern Fern und nah und nah und fern Ich bin zuhause überall Meine Sprache: international

hi

traveler fish

How can you claim to be the ultimate traveller i CK3, when you havent visited the most legendary character in the game? This is, after all, The Haesteinns channel..

"I Became the ULTIMATE TOURIST in CK3" Proceeds to go straight to Cum Mania and stays there 😎