In this episode of CK3 with Koifish: I go back to Haesteinn after a short breakup, Re-take the holy land... And surprise everyone! This video was honestly such a blast to record, and I hope you have just as much fun watching it! It's edited by none other than Middovah! If you think he's doing a good job, tell him down in the comments!

@tonsstar

Жыл бұрын

We need more Haesteinn playthroughs xD

@marcus4046

Жыл бұрын

there gonna make a dlc where they remove haesteinn be careful koifish

I like to imagine how the world reacted to this. Messenger: Your Holiness, someone has claimed the Holy Land! Pope: Excellent! What Virtuous soul has brought Jerusalem back into the fold? Messenger:.......Uh, the Viking Pagan Haesteinn of Montaigu. Pope:......Come again? Messenger: A Pagan conquered his way from France, to Crete, to Egypt SOMEHOW, and then he took Jerusalem. Pope: 'Incoherent Screaming.' 'Later' Messenger: Your Holiness, the Pagan is no longer Pagan! Pope:......Not to Islam right? Messenger: No Pope: Oh Glorious day! Pagans have seen the Light and Brought the Holy Lands into Christendom! Messenger:......Uh.... Pope:......What is it? Messenger: He converted to Judaism. Whats more, he founded the Kingdom of Israel. Pope: 'Starts Frothing at the mouth.' 'Meanwhile over towards he Ashkenazi and Sephardic peoples, much confusion over this former Pagan adopting their faith and Conquering the Holy land, but given he founded Israel and starting landing them in the Holy Land, they all shrug and start Cheering.'

@Xo-3130

6 ай бұрын

Actually, the Pope might start wondering if the End Times are beginning because the foundation of Israel for the Jews has always been a sort of minority but know opinion in Christianity for the start of the End Times.

@Donnyide411-om3uw

2 ай бұрын

Meanwhile with the Islamic world: *Mass Screaming and Panick* WHERE DID THIS GUY COME FROM The Caliphate: We lost the Holy land, The Former Caliph and now we are ruled by a kid all we can hope is he stays there

as a jew i want to say the historical accuracy practiced by Koifish is admirable, this is incredibly accurate.

@mjxw

Жыл бұрын

Shalom, my viking!

@jeremygeller9145

Жыл бұрын

I mean it’s right their in the story of second channukah, about how Rabbi Chayim or Haesteinn if your prefer to use his original name, led his troops from Sardinia into Egypt to complete our exodus by conquering the land of Myzriam and delivering us to the holy land

@ItIsYouAreNotYour

Жыл бұрын

Are you magically approved to determine what is accurate or not because of that? Seems familiar.

@jeremygeller9145

Жыл бұрын

@@ItIsYouAreNotYour no but it does make me good at jokes

@visiblur

Жыл бұрын

As a Dane, I'm equally impressed, it's wild how far and wide my ancestors reached

After watching all of Koifish’s Haesteinn videos I don’t think I could tell you what the real historical Jarl Haesteinn actually did.

@anggaihza3074

Жыл бұрын

Remember when he invade Japan?

@littlered3299

Жыл бұрын

@@j.ackermann9110 he was real lol

@UberMcFailsauce

Жыл бұрын

Iirc he's most well known for exploring and raiding in Spain and the Mediterranean with Bjorn Ironside

@caniblmolstr4503

Жыл бұрын

@@j.ackermann9110 well the city Hastings was named after him. He was given Sussex by Alfred. Haesten in his 70s tried to raid the Thames. But Ragnar was aptuted by Alfred and forcibly baptised. Then he was given land in the Sussex area The Haesten character in the Last Kingdom is based on him. As for sources, its the books written by Asser again, he writes down Haestinn as Anstign which has led to speculation that the last name Austin maybe related to this

@littlered3299

Жыл бұрын

@@j.ackermann9110 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastein

little known historical fact Haesteinn caused the sinking of Atlantis

@Terentatek007

Жыл бұрын

After he conquered it and became Aquaman of course.

@PraiseJ-Pope

Жыл бұрын

Aquahaesting

I'm trying to play my game and Haestein decided to invade all of England, and then he kidnapped my son and killed him. I can't escape him. This is your fault Koifish 😂😂

@lordphonix0994

4 ай бұрын

If you cant beat him join him

The control pannel is actually the priest attire very thoroughly described in the book of Leviticus, i didn't even know it's in the game

Everyone: makes a CK2 elder scrolls video Koifish: makes 69th Hásteinn video

It just feels right when you play Haesteinn

In another universe Haesteinn loves playing with Koifish.

@PraiseJ-Pope

Жыл бұрын

Not me imagining a baby viking playing with a plushy fish...

@connorbarton4308

9 ай бұрын

I’m now imagining the universe where the vikings played games where you chose a selected start and fought to gain influence on a tube dedicated to you

Koifish, you had a christian person help you. Gisele helped you reduce stress. One murderscheme and you could have invited her to make her your official wife or concubine.

"Shalom my vikings" Dear lord i'm weezing...

Love the video, always fun to see Koifish taking over more and more ridiculous lands on crazy adventures!

Really appreciated the Stronghold Crusader soundtrack in the background

That s literally hillarious. Seriously dude, i laughed multiple times. Thank you for video

Mrs. Koifish fears the day she has a son because she knows her husband will name him Haesteinn Koifishson

Loving the content Koifish!

Here we go haesting time

Koifish, I never saw the twist coming. And it made my day. I lost it and laughed my tail off.

Taking over Egypt then invading Jerusalem was the strategy for the 10th crusader if memory serves. It was also one of the only organised ones with a clear singular leader, the French King.

Haestein : He will come back...He always do, and i`m waiting for this

Good job, Middovah!

Haesteinn Fact: He is the father of Jesus Christ. God is just his adoptive father.

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

God Bless the Haesteinn Facts!

Ah yes back to the best content, anything playing as haestein

Stronghold Crusader tunes, love it

Gotta love the music from Stronghold Crusader. I heard it and immediately got nostalgic 👌🏾

I have a Hasteinn challenge. Conquer every holy site of the three Abrahamic faiths. A Varangian adventure for Latium is a good start.

Conquering all of Africa as Jarl Hæstein

When I hear the music from Stronghold Crusader I close my eyes and feel the divine pleasure flowing through my veins

@thesaltysandvich9257

Жыл бұрын

Yeah for me too.

@dreadpenguinlord340

Жыл бұрын

@@thesaltysandvich9257 Wood needed. Not enough wood, milord.

You're doing a great job Middovah, keep up the good work!!

I once had the same start, conquered Sardinia, Crete and then Egypt. But instead of becoming Jewish I converted to islam and formed a hybrid culture. At the end I had a Greco-Egypto-Occitan-Norse culture and owned around 80 % of the whole map, then the game crashed and my ironman mode save got corrupted two months before hitting the 1453 mark. Sigh. Great video, though, and it gave me some ideas for new campaigns! Long live Haestania!

I low key disapointed you didnt reference to one time a Norwegian king became the first king to go on crusade and did the most badass one man crusade ever

Haesteinn has seen the light

koifish, when is haestein taking tamriel in elder kings?

0:30 A crusade so crusady it crusaded straight through Rome, you love to see it

@megathicc6367

Жыл бұрын

It sacked Constantinople not rome

Koifish: Heasting don't care about the women Heastings Lustful Trait: am I a joke to you

man, this was a great video ahahaha

Oh damn... I was the one who asked for this... Koifish next let's go to bactria

The music of stronghold crusader😭😭😭 so many memories

What a turn of events

"You're revolting, BECAUSE I'M JEWISH!?!?!" My Bavarian Ancestors came to the states around the 1920s and I am still too German to make the joke I want to make.

Koifish succumbed to the viking call on more time

The Judeo-Norse Israel is the most cursed and beautiful thing I never thought to do in CK3 😂

Y’know, Haesteinn is a suggested starting character, so I think this counts as part of your series, right?

ahhh yes i hear some Stronghold Crusader soundtrack in the background and i press like :D

Wow. We really just got jabaited.

Is that Stronghold: Crusader music I hear in the background? I put so many hours into that game, I'd recognize it anywhere.

I don't believe in reincarnation. But I believe Koifish is the reincarnation of Haesteinn.

Instalike. Long live the Haestinning clan!

Playing as Haesteinn? Life is normal again

This is why koifish is the best!

Oh no, Koifish has relapsed and is playing Vikings again D:

4:28 ah yes me and the bois having a fun time

I am in love, Jerusahilde.

The attention to details.. "crusading" and using music from stronghold crusaders

10/10 lmao love koifish

Please do Elder Kings 2 series thnx

Let's name her... Yeroosahilda. I'm dead.

17:47 that aged real well😂

Koifishaesteinn is the man

you can play a bit of haesteinn, as a treat

now he has become a Sardinian Viking

No one can out-Haesteinn Koifish.

Koifish needs some of those nicotine strips, but it's just a bandaid with a picture of Haesting on it.

here goes Haesteinn again

Have you already done a Pharaoh Haestein run? If not - do it!

men of culture 7:00 good old stronghold crusader music

Hmm yes the REAL lore of crusader kings 3 momentum 100

Becoming Emperor Hæstein of the HRE

Don’t tell koi fish about the update for the RICE mod specifically the one with Norway Vikings

He just said... Sacked Rome and not sacked Constantinople. B A S E D

I have reavhed peak meme potential.

10:27 for funnies (Lmao jk this entire video is hilarious. This is why I love Koifish)

What a plot twist lmfao

7:00 thats pretty much the explaination about what happened to the 4th crusade

Jarl Hæsteinn was danish ;-) 🤤

I am interested in why you like Hasting so much? I love playing as Ivar and Bjorn or just make my own character. I recently played Harladr Finehair and conquered Norway.

@rushi5638

Жыл бұрын

Cant speak for Koifish but Jarl Haesteinn has a powerful army and no responsibilities, so you can basically do whatever you want with him right from day 1. He has the same "forge your own destiny" appeal as creating your own ruler, but with the added bonus of starting with thousands of troops. Also he's Norse/Asatru which is OP for religious challenges and culture hybridization. He's essentially EZ mode for any weird idea you want to try and pull off.

There actually was a crusade for Egypt by the French, but they miscalculated the floods and got stranded. :/ lol The idea was to get a proper foothold with rish holdings with which to keep the holy land for good.

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PASSOVER THAT HAM

Koi can you play Elder Kings mod ?

top 10 anime plot twists

Take haestinn to Persia and form hybrid culture nice to see playing haestinn again

what mod is it that lets you change the size of event windows?

Sitter på Bastard Burgers och får se Koifish spela CK, klassonsdag

@Koifish

Жыл бұрын

Men jädrans vad trevligt! Hoppas du tog en Hjortronläsk!

Can you be the caliphate Viking

It’s no longer Hæsteinn, it is now Jødesteinn

The Holy Lands Are Saved By Haesteinn The One True Ruler

I once did this and took over jerusalem and formed viking israel.

Ashkenazi How appropriately named for isreal!

One man you mean one god.

So, the Scandi-Hebrew? Should I just start watching these things drunk?🤔

Then only one that can bring Peace to the Middle East

First time you gave us jews and as israeli to be a proud fan

Well that rehab didn't last long

This is Crusader (Vi)Kings

L'Chaim!!!

Hello everyone

jarl koisteinn

Haestienn for skyrim