I Can't Stop Watching This - Destination F'd (Vol. 35) Extended Episode

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GET ON IT: nordvpn.com/ozzyman
Cheers for watching this instalment of the Destination F fails series ya legends! Here's a few other handy URL's if ya lookin' for 'em:
ozzyman.com/submit
ozzymanshop.com
Sauce Vids.
1. Amsterdam - AT5 tinyurl.com/bde7z4w9
2. Beer - @lisafunny27
3. Soiled - Noah T.
4. Leg Garter - @brittanywlms on TT
5. Washed Away - @charliexeve on TT
6. Jet Ski - @parker_ball0 on TT
7. Worst Reverser - Unknown
8. Egypt - Ahmed E.
9. Australia - Adrian/Dashcam Owners Off Road
10. Skateboard - @br0myg0d on IG
11. Slide 1 - Kayden G/Ozzy Man's Video Licensing
12. Slide 2 - Nora W.
13. Belt - @the_tolers on IG
14. Surf - @i_love.surfing on IG
15. Wind Surf - @i_love.surfing on IG
16. CCTV Food - Bell Tower Cafe
17. Charles Painting - Royal Family YT Channel
18. Soccer Nutshot - Jason S/Ozzy Man's Video Licensing
19. Stilts Fail - Antonio G/Ozzy Man's Video Licensing
20. Money vs Fan - Unknown
Music via Audio Network.

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  • @ozzymanreviews
    @ozzymanreviewsАй бұрын

    Dunno if ya know but I have a sponsor guys: nordvpn.com/ozzyman

  • @willster947

    @willster947

    Ай бұрын

    Nah yeah nah mate.NordVPN avoids you getting to destination fk’d from those feds.

  • @simoSLJ89

    @simoSLJ89

    Ай бұрын

    Yea you talked about it like 10 times during the video, and ruined it. Too much man.

  • @mudbugmasterc8944

    @mudbugmasterc8944

    Ай бұрын

    Need more extended destination f'd Ozzy man

  • @georgelindstrom5362

    @georgelindstrom5362

    Ай бұрын

    ...that was the best ad placement Ozzyman!!

  • @robotpizza

    @robotpizza

    Ай бұрын

    No mention of the dude that hit the other dude the family jewels 6:40....his freaking shirt says "G.Jesus"!

  • @the_wiki9408
    @the_wiki9408Ай бұрын

    I think 200 years ago you might have been sent to Australia for painting a picture of the King like that.

  • @Kevin-mx1vi

    @Kevin-mx1vi

    Ай бұрын

    Someone from my home town got transported to Australia for quitting his job without giving notice. His descendants are eternally grateful. 😊

  • @somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway

    @somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@Kevin-mx1vimy ancestor was sent to Australia over taking a nobleman's handkerchief. Then we ended up in Canada after my grandparents moved here from there.

  • @ssjd6856

    @ssjd6856

    28 күн бұрын

    At the prison colony

  • @raptor87peak

    @raptor87peak

    18 күн бұрын

    ...and they'd be on a winner for sure. My ancestors came from England with Scotish/German history and maaahhhhteee, we are *MUCH* better off being here.

  • @somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway

    @somewhereinagalaxyfarfaraway

    10 күн бұрын

    @@raptor87peak I wish my grandparents never left for Canada with the Mormons either. Coming here was the same mistake staying in Britain would of been

  • @Keplxr
    @KeplxrАй бұрын

    7:35 “so we are gonna do something else, get on your knees” “Oh shit I need to stop this recording”

  • @Pink.andahalf

    @Pink.andahalf

    Ай бұрын

    I also questioned that particular exchange.

  • @chrislongbeard

    @chrislongbeard

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly what I was going to comment

  • @bilalyamin

    @bilalyamin

    Ай бұрын

    Lmfao!!!!

  • @Soupy_loopy

    @Soupy_loopy

    Ай бұрын

    Nah, they needed to record that for a different website.

  • @seeharvester

    @seeharvester

    Ай бұрын

    "Okay, now you're going to learn what the kneepads are for."

  • @philipbohi983
    @philipbohi983Ай бұрын

    The nonstop mentions of Nord VPN were like the movie Idiocracy when the guy says “brought to you by Carl’s Jr” after everything.

  • @Yvolve

    @Yvolve

    Ай бұрын

    Well, Carl's Jr. is paying him every time he says it, so who is the idiot? 😉I love that documentary, it is so accurate.

  • @philipbohi983

    @philipbohi983

    Ай бұрын

    @@Yvolve it IS a documentary!🤣 Now I need to go water my garden with Brawndo. It’s got what plants crave…it’s got electrolytes.

  • @chilliinsanity6898

    @chilliinsanity6898

    Ай бұрын

    GO AWAY, BATING!

  • @sandorpalcso1142

    @sandorpalcso1142

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @GojiraBiscuits.

    @GojiraBiscuits.

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah Ozzy man has become a sellout like most yt creators now. Kinda sad that money speaks louder than words. Maybe if he did one plug at the start of end of the video I wouldn't care but throughout the whole vid? Nah mate, pathetic.

  • @thomasparkin259
    @thomasparkin259Ай бұрын

    That bloody painting of Charles is something you'd expect of some vampire lord in a gothic castle.

  • @toafighter

    @toafighter

    Ай бұрын

    Looks like it belongs in Ghostbusters 2

  • @coreyblakee332

    @coreyblakee332

    Ай бұрын

    @@toafighteror the bin 😂

  • @bigredc222

    @bigredc222

    Ай бұрын

    The portrait of Dorian Gray.

  • @philgray1023

    @philgray1023

    Ай бұрын

    Razvan Ionut Dragomirescu

  • @seajelly2421

    @seajelly2421

    22 күн бұрын

    I love it. It's appropriate.

  • @CraftBeer4Life
    @CraftBeer4LifeАй бұрын

    That painting looks evil af.

  • @heythere6983

    @heythere6983

    Ай бұрын

    Satan is in it , look it up, people mirrored it and flipped it, his in it very overtly

  • @lh3540

    @lh3540

    Ай бұрын

    Nailed it!

  • @thedarkknight1971

    @thedarkknight1971

    Ай бұрын

    05:18 - THAT portrait of the king ONLY reminds me of the portrait of 'VIGO' off the film 'Ghost Busters 2' (1989). It looks like Charlie is standing in another evil dimension! The artist chosen to do this IS ON ANOTHER F@@KING PLANET! What was he on whilst painting this? SHROOMS? It's RIDICULOUS! 😒😒😒 😎🇬🇧

  • @davec.3198

    @davec.3198

    Ай бұрын

    It is fitting for the WEF's new underling.

  • @svenbertilsson6172

    @svenbertilsson6172

    9 күн бұрын

    If you have 2 of those pictures and put them together and turn them up side down you will see the devil in the middle!

  • @jerrysanchez5453
    @jerrysanchez5453Ай бұрын

    Dude took an actual dirt nap

  • @Reofenja

    @Reofenja

    Ай бұрын

    Lmao, awesome 😂

  • @roanbrand7358

    @roanbrand7358

    Ай бұрын

    ahh beat me to it

  • @infamouswickedjokestar

    @infamouswickedjokestar

    Ай бұрын

    What a legendary mate

  • @welshdave5263

    @welshdave5263

    Ай бұрын

    Yes! The comment that was already in my head, nice one!

  • @justanotheryoutubeaccount0

    @justanotheryoutubeaccount0

    Ай бұрын

    And a shower

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370Ай бұрын

    "I've just crashed into a river, dude." As one does, calmly. Pure Aussie.

  • @MrStredders

    @MrStredders

    Ай бұрын

    I reckon that bloke was straight onto Nord VPN afterwards too.

  • @vikingro

    @vikingro

    Ай бұрын

    Was he driving a 40 year old clunker or did he use his grandma's tires? Any normal car would have stopped already, that was skidding for several meters. Any half decent ABS with normal tires would have stopped the "box to the river-box in the river - I'm good" story.

  • @OscarSchneegans

    @OscarSchneegans

    Ай бұрын

    Apparently Aussie's are hilarious in general.

  • @dannyarcher6370

    @dannyarcher6370

    Ай бұрын

    @@vikingro _Was he driving a 40 year old clunker or did he use his grandma's tires?_ Looks like it's outbackish, so probably both.

  • @chancerystone4086

    @chancerystone4086

    Ай бұрын

    @@vikingro Wow you don't have a grasp of how long it takes to stop a car at speed, huh? Ever heard of road accidents?

  • @touremuhammad5983
    @touremuhammad5983Ай бұрын

    2:23 “I dunno who unleashed Imhotep.” 😂

  • @MeeSeeksAndDestroy

    @MeeSeeksAndDestroy

    5 күн бұрын

    "YoU mUsT nOt ReAd FrOm ThE bOoK!!!!"

  • @KarenSumbo2666
    @KarenSumbo2666Ай бұрын

    Ozzyman doing Charles voice over is bloody hilarious. 🤣😂

  • @iowafarmboy

    @iowafarmboy

    Ай бұрын

    I like how everyone is having the same reaction to the painting. And no one would really have an issue with it if King Charles brought back beheading cause of it.

  • @Impheatus

    @Impheatus

    Ай бұрын

    This was one of the biggest laughs I've had on one his videos. And that's saying something!

  • @geoffletkemann653

    @geoffletkemann653

    Ай бұрын

    @@Impheatus the "speedboat crash" was my favorite, but the king Charles is very good too!!

  • @thedarkknight1971

    @thedarkknight1971

    Ай бұрын

    05:18 - THAT portrait of the king ONLY reminds me of the portrait of 'VIGO' off the film 'Ghost Busters 2' (1989). It looks like Charlie is standing in another evil dimension! The artist chosen to do this IS ON ANOTHER F@@KING PLANET! What was he on whilst painting this? SHROOMS? It's RIDICULOUS! 😒😒😒 😎🇬🇧

  • @RussTillling

    @RussTillling

    Ай бұрын

    His Majesty’s face is brilliantly done though. I guess the red signals all the danger, risks and troubles surrounding the Monarchy, the UK and the World?

  • @dengelgen
    @dengelgenАй бұрын

    "Dette gikk ikke som planlagt si" Is Norwegian for This went not as planned (direct translation)

  • @AB-gb1om

    @AB-gb1om

    Ай бұрын

    det som engang var, when the guy thinks about his phone

  • @lukaszljungberg9664

    @lukaszljungberg9664

    Ай бұрын

    Is she dead? 😅

  • @Trendkilla

    @Trendkilla

    Ай бұрын

    And he kinda killed the pronunciation.

  • @bbb462cid

    @bbb462cid

    Ай бұрын

    So, in Norge slang it's "welcome to destination F" Hope the girl is OK. Yikes those rocks look ouchy.

  • @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec

    @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec

    Ай бұрын

    Almost the same in Danish, dette gik ikke som planlagt. Destination kneppet. As much as he mangled the pronunciation of Norwegian, he'd sound hilarious trying to speak Danish!

  • @SkotiM
    @SkotiMАй бұрын

    "So here I've depicted you as a Prince of Hell. I don't hate you, and I'm not saying that you are a terrible person, it's just that when I went to paint your portrait all I could think was Bastard, bastard, prince of hell bastard".

  • @fredtayam3638

    @fredtayam3638

    Ай бұрын

    loved your comment👍👍👍

  • @oneup12

    @oneup12

    Ай бұрын

    Just spit my coffee out lmfao

  • @powertothesheeple5422

    @powertothesheeple5422

    Ай бұрын

    Straight up looks like the painting out of Ghostbusters II.

  • @alison5009

    @alison5009

    Ай бұрын

    Vigo the Carpathian still scares the s out of me, lol. Saw that in the theater when I was 8…😂

  • @philgray1023

    @philgray1023

    Ай бұрын

    Razvan Ionut Dragomirescu

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780Ай бұрын

    4:30 I love how the girl is watching her friend careening towards some massive boulders and still has the gall to point to her falling phone like "Hey, can you grab that for me on the way down?"

  • @Mizzraim

    @Mizzraim

    Ай бұрын

    I mean I would guess the girl sliding had the idea and wanted to be filmed.

  • @steveegan8139
    @steveegan8139Ай бұрын

    That bloke who crashed into that creek was actually in real danger. The amount of people who drown or just disappear forever doing that.. glad he made it . His car I'm sure is destination fded

  • @25lighters91

    @25lighters91

    Ай бұрын

    He was blazing it on a residential road he was the real danger

  • @potpot439

    @potpot439

    Ай бұрын

    this, you should always have the path of your breaking distance visible, if thats not the case -> drive slower until its safe to speed up again. Its entirely his own fault

  • @LayllasLocker

    @LayllasLocker

    Ай бұрын

    @@potpot439exactly.

  • @aina3387

    @aina3387

    Ай бұрын

    @@potpot439 Yeah, in the US we drive about twice as fast as Aussies but this is still a cardinal rule.

  • @sid2112

    @sid2112

    Ай бұрын

    As a Jeep owner, my first thought was "I can make it!".

  • @deborahcornell171
    @deborahcornell171Ай бұрын

    Did Ozzy not notice the guy's phone go flying & then it followed his girl down the natural water slide (04:25)? I thought it was a nice added touch.🤣✨️

  • @AP-o2

    @AP-o2

    Ай бұрын

    Good catch, I didn’t see it either

  • @_Makanko_

    @_Makanko_

    Ай бұрын

    He was even pointing at it, going b*tch save my phone, it's recording still!

  • @zairac2564

    @zairac2564

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@_Makanko_ "Don't let the phone hit the rocks at the bottom as hard as you do, Babe!"

  • @AnthonyMartinez

    @AnthonyMartinez

    Ай бұрын

    I saw it and was waiting for the commentary that never came

  • @deborahcornell171

    @deborahcornell171

    Ай бұрын

    @@AnthonyMartinez Yep. I feel like we missed out. I'd love to know what funny, pithy comment Ozzy would've come up with.❓️🤔

  • @dwaynne_way
    @dwaynne_wayАй бұрын

    I'm a huge fan of yours from here in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 my dad hasn't been well lately and watching a few of your videos finally put a smile on his face for the first time in a few months. Thank you Ozzy Man

  • @vaman5591

    @vaman5591

    Ай бұрын

    Hope you're pops is continuing feel better!

  • @dwaynne_way

    @dwaynne_way

    Ай бұрын

    @@vaman5591 thank you

  • @gdfggggg

    @gdfggggg

    24 күн бұрын

    Gws pops.

  • @David_P132

    @David_P132

    17 күн бұрын

    Best wishes to your Dad from Oz,

  • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886

    @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886

    Күн бұрын

    Hope your dad feels better soon brother.

  • @anttikettunen8601
    @anttikettunen8601Ай бұрын

    That guy counting bills has to be a setup. Cmon no one is that stupid. Right? Right?

  • @manaze85

    @manaze85

    Ай бұрын

    That was my thought. No one can have all their paper money laid on a table next to an open window and then really think it's a good idea to turn a fan on said table.

  • @FlintIronstag23

    @FlintIronstag23

    Ай бұрын

    Definitely looks staged.

  • @ShoRyuBarbie

    @ShoRyuBarbie

    Ай бұрын

    I was gonna comment that too.

  • @frostdemen1

    @frostdemen1

    Ай бұрын

    Meh I recently saw a bodycam video about a wanted man calling the cops 'cause Mcdonalds served him cold fries. He actually looked shocked the cops asked for his id

  • @macksonamission1784

    @macksonamission1784

    Ай бұрын

    Wrong. I find that completely believable. He's just running the I'm-hot-fan-on program. Man's mind is on the business budget sheet.

  • @js70371
    @js70371Ай бұрын

    That sandstorm in Egypt was crazy

  • @theMMAdhatter

    @theMMAdhatter

    Ай бұрын

    Genuinely shocked Ozzy Man didn't have fun with the name - that phenomenon is called a haboob lol

  • @evanward4303

    @evanward4303

    Ай бұрын

    Fury Road!

  • @steveegan8139

    @steveegan8139

    Ай бұрын

    Had one once here in Brisbane Australia. It was insane

  • @adamolupin

    @adamolupin

    Ай бұрын

    @@theMMAdhatter I was just about to say, they're called haboobs and I'm surprised Ozzy didn't mention that. lol Arizona and New Mexico get them every once in a while.

  • @Grimm-Gaming

    @Grimm-Gaming

    Ай бұрын

    It's a haboob! I only know rust cause of cyberpunk 2077 lol n i wanted to say haboob.

  • @r1sabotage
    @r1sabotageАй бұрын

    The girl at the end, even the shower head trying to tap that.

  • @AM-uw3gp

    @AM-uw3gp

    Ай бұрын

    Damn you beat me 😂 was thinking the same thing

  • @cuda426hemi

    @cuda426hemi

    Ай бұрын

    I was thinking that was karma for wearing a suit. 👀

  • @Turbopanner

    @Turbopanner

    Ай бұрын

    She got mind blowing head alright

  • @annebutler2648

    @annebutler2648

    Ай бұрын

    😅

  • @douglasmarshall6949

    @douglasmarshall6949

    Ай бұрын

    all I could think of is 'where did her stomach go?'

  • @skaughtmc6591
    @skaughtmc6591Ай бұрын

    As soon as it was unveiled I said I was afraid we may need to animate the Statue of Liberty to battle that painting. I’m glad I’m not the only one who got that vibe.

  • @Hari-du6pt
    @Hari-du6ptАй бұрын

    The horror that Sheila’s face when she smacks her husbands face with the belt! So funny.

  • @Phtephknee
    @PhtephkneeАй бұрын

    Lets not awaken Imhotep please. Were already in destination f*cked. We dont need an Egyptian demon to make everything worse…😂😂

  • @unfluffydave8798

    @unfluffydave8798

    Ай бұрын

    The way this decade is going foot to the floor into destination f*cked that could happen and i'd be, er ok...Tuesday then :)

  • @dibyaraj108

    @dibyaraj108

    Ай бұрын

    Imhotep.. Imhotep.. 🤣 😂

  • @michs1708
    @michs1708Ай бұрын

    Picture of Charlie pretty accurate Gives me flashbacks to Gary oldman as Dracula 😂😂😂 Wonder how much andrinochrome was mixed in

  • @thedarkknight1971

    @thedarkknight1971

    Ай бұрын

    05:18 - THAT portrait of the king ONLY reminds me of the portrait of 'VIGO' off the film 'Ghost Busters 2' (1989). It looks like Charlie is standing in another evil dimension! The artist chosen to do this IS ON ANOTHER F@@KING PLANET! What was he on whilst painting this? SHROOMS? It's RIDICULOUS! 😒😒😒 😎🇬🇧

  • @robmccormick8155

    @robmccormick8155

    Ай бұрын

    It reminds me of Fulgrim. Primarch of the Emperors Children. I'd expect to see that picture on their flagship. Creepy af.

  • @franciscooctavius5957
    @franciscooctavius595721 күн бұрын

    2:14 “I dont know who unleashed Imhotep” 😂🤣😂 that’s gold.

  • @Case16710
    @Case16710Ай бұрын

    That sandstorm makes me think, “Oh, what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!”

  • @ladyreverie7027

    @ladyreverie7027

    Ай бұрын

    My thoughts exactly. WITNESS MEEEEEEEE

  • @EpicBunty

    @EpicBunty

    4 күн бұрын

    Been playing AC origins recently. Surprised to find out they are still a thing !

  • @arcenside1772
    @arcenside1772Ай бұрын

    Say whatever you want, your not waking up tomorrow is my favourite bit here.

  • @The1stDukeDroklar
    @The1stDukeDroklarАй бұрын

    "nah nah nah, hear me out" 🤣 Ok, I gotta hear this.

  • @Digital-Fuel

    @Digital-Fuel

    26 күн бұрын

    yeah!

  • @chrisloibner2786
    @chrisloibner2786Ай бұрын

    I always stare straight out my windshield when reversing. Makes things more exciting for all the other motorists.

  • @touremuhammad5983
    @touremuhammad5983Ай бұрын

    4:49 “COWABUNGAAAA- *FUCKED* is your destination!” That had me rolling! 🤣🤣

  • @LuigiL75

    @LuigiL75

    Ай бұрын

    Same

  • @EpicM9000.
    @EpicM9000.Ай бұрын

    Ghost busters called it wants it’s villain back 😂😂

  • @bbb462cid

    @bbb462cid

    Ай бұрын

    Vigo Vigo Vigo! You've been a very bad monkey!

  • @johnbaldock6353
    @johnbaldock6353Ай бұрын

    Please let TAMPAX sponsor one of your videos!🤣

  • @Mizri1
    @Mizri1Ай бұрын

    That portrait is terrifying. As if the "satanist baby eating underground lizard cult" conspiracy theorists needed more fuel for their fires of insanity.

  • @dh8203
    @dh8203Ай бұрын

    That dude in the habit of just not looking behind him at all when backing up!! 🤣

  • @horrormike
    @horrormikeАй бұрын

    "bathed in the blood of bastard children" ahaha

  • @liamcadle5283
    @liamcadle5283Ай бұрын

    "ahhh yeah nah I've just fvcking crashed into a river dude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JordanRA

    @JordanRA

    4 күн бұрын

    Said in the most matter of fact, non panicking voice ever 😂😂 I would have been LOSING IT

  • @liamcadle5283

    @liamcadle5283

    4 күн бұрын

    @@JordanRA Dude 🤣🤣🤣 tell me about it.

  • @Aaron-og2wx
    @Aaron-og2wxАй бұрын

    You have to spray silver paint into your mouth to attempt driving into that dust storm in Egypt

  • @Mycomagician420

    @Mycomagician420

    Ай бұрын

    Witness me!!!!

  • @EpicBunty

    @EpicBunty

    4 күн бұрын

    ​@@Mycomagician420what's that?

  • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme

    @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@EpicBuntyMad Max: Fury road

  • @Benpowers0323
    @Benpowers0323Ай бұрын

    That's some pretty classy advertising. I barely noticed 😂

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
    @obnoxiousbluebird6634Ай бұрын

    "The Leg Thingo" sounds much better than boring old "garter" Also like the idea of a greeting card saying "Sorry to hear you went to Destination F'd....I hope it was a smooth ride"

  • @Sokar12345
    @Sokar12345Ай бұрын

    the picture of charles is a perfect analogy for the monarchy. coverd in blood but somehow no blood on their hands.

  • @Light-Rock97

    @Light-Rock97

    Ай бұрын

    It's unironically a gorgeous piece, technically and thematically.

  • @marvelstark3797

    @marvelstark3797

    Ай бұрын

    dude.. you need to move on.. its already 21th century..

  • @JP-xd6fm

    @JP-xd6fm

    Ай бұрын

    @@marvelstark3797 Exactly!, no point having to feed those bastards with our tax money

  • @blahblah9036

    @blahblah9036

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@marvelstark3797 Hey bro, you know it's the 21st century, right?

  • @infamouswickedjokestar

    @infamouswickedjokestar

    Ай бұрын

    We have returned to the Golden Age era once again

  • @justaninja1
    @justaninja1Ай бұрын

    That woman with the belt was hilarious. I don't know how the heck he allowed himself to get talked into that spiel. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @09conrado
    @09conrado15 күн бұрын

    'Ghostbusters called and they want their villain back'😂

  • @americanbritton9827
    @americanbritton9827Ай бұрын

    I think the bride was trying to tell him she wasn't wearing any panties. 😂

  • @mattw7949

    @mattw7949

    Ай бұрын

    That's usually the girl who catches the bouquet and the guy who catches the garter. They may not even know or like eachother. The only qualification is "unmarried" so that girls boyfriend (or father) was probably getting ready to crack a skull.

  • @facelessandnameless

    @facelessandnameless

    Ай бұрын

    @@mattw7949No. It’s the groom and the bride.

  • @joewiniecki3282

    @joewiniecki3282

    Ай бұрын

    @@mattw7949the only qualification is actually the complete opposite of unmarried.

  • @LadyBeyondTheWall

    @LadyBeyondTheWall

    Ай бұрын

    @@mattw7949 The husband is the one who actually takes the garter off his bride though. The guy who catches the garter doesn't put it on/take it off anyone afterwards. At least... not at any weddings I've been to, lol..

  • @HelderVictorino

    @HelderVictorino

    Ай бұрын

    @@LadyBeyondTheWall The guy who catches it usually puts it on the girl who catches the bouquet. It's absolutely a thing.

  • @UncommonKnowledge587
    @UncommonKnowledge587Ай бұрын

    1:36 Can nobody park? White car furthest away has a crumpled bonnet 😂

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    Ай бұрын

    They are in front of a repair garage.

  • @motoXjake

    @motoXjake

    Ай бұрын

    @@michellebyrom6551 The shop owners friend is doing a bang up job of bringing in more business.

  • @Yvolve

    @Yvolve

    Ай бұрын

    More to the point: does anyone there know how to use a mirror? It seems everyone is 100% oblivious and just reversing in the hopes there is nothing there. Like the car he should've seen before he got in his car. Twice.

  • @sapphireblue4031

    @sapphireblue4031

    Ай бұрын

    @@Yvolve that was in China. The mirrors are probably fake (also I'm Chinese so I can make this joke before someone gets triggered)

  • @Yvolve

    @Yvolve

    Ай бұрын

    @@sapphireblue4031 Hahaha! Genuinely laughed out loud. It reminded me of the Top Gear episode where Clarkson and May are in China, and Clarkson does a piece to camera wearing a ton of fake clothes and accessories, going on about how everything is fake in China. It's great.

  • @anthonybarra2391
    @anthonybarra2391Ай бұрын

    I'm English and live in England, and your video was the first time iv seen the king Charles painting! Good stuff Ozzy Man

  • @annierowell6677
    @annierowell66776 күн бұрын

    OMG OZZY 😂😂😂 the translation of the royal portrait has me crying 😂😂😂 damn near pissing myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fortunateis4luck
    @Fortunateis4luckАй бұрын

    Imhotep at it again in Egypt

  • @Duke_Of_Havoc
    @Duke_Of_HavocАй бұрын

    4:23 Even as the girl is sliding away, he points out at the phone and probably tells her to save it on her life.

  • @Vik1919

    @Vik1919

    Ай бұрын

    I wish mobile phones developed no further than making calls and texts.

  • @JordanRA

    @JordanRA

    4 күн бұрын

    As she slides directly into a huge rock, as if the phone is more important 😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @mrglass3617
    @mrglass3617Ай бұрын

    "I don't know who unleashed Imhotep" is a brilliant line.

  • @kurtbarlow9402
    @kurtbarlow9402Ай бұрын

    The painting of Charles looks like it could have been hanging in "The Night Gallery"

  • @mr20121221
    @mr20121221Ай бұрын

    Only Ozzy Man can find a way to talk about his sponsor that actually adds extra value to the KZread video experience. Brilliant as F! You sir are a fu*king legend🤣!

  • @christophermerlot3366

    @christophermerlot3366

    Ай бұрын

    Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette is good for that too.

  • @theritchie2173

    @theritchie2173

    Ай бұрын

    Bill Burr would like a word. Or a song, about MeUndies.

  • @Goat_Sass
    @Goat_SassАй бұрын

    5:20 NOBODY EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition

  • @markjackson6325
    @markjackson6325Ай бұрын

    The guy in the box shaped car is going to have some explaining to do to his insurance company 😂

  • @JordanRA

    @JordanRA

    4 күн бұрын

    That's going to be a bit of a mess 😂😂😂

  • @no14sure
    @no14sureАй бұрын

    Never realised how much I appreciated a dedicated ad read at one point in a video rather than randomly shoe-horned everywhere throughout the entire vid and not even remotely connected to the content...

  • @Urglab

    @Urglab

    Ай бұрын

    Sponsorblock is the solution to that fuckery my friend

  • @alisonleigh100
    @alisonleigh100Ай бұрын

    Do a massive trick that attracts multiple ladies 😂😂😂

  • @frostdemen1

    @frostdemen1

    Ай бұрын

    I call the move he pulled: 'The Turtle'

  • @paulminshall8793
    @paulminshall8793Ай бұрын

    That picture of Charles had been pre-‘Extinction Rebellioned’.

  • @JerridFoiles
    @JerridFoilesАй бұрын

    "I'm going to end on a bikini video..." Nice *unsuspecting shower head* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yvolve

    @Yvolve

    Ай бұрын

    I love unsuspecting shower head, or rather unexpected.

  • @commonsenseentertainment5487
    @commonsenseentertainment5487Ай бұрын

    If only Ozzy Man could get a sponsor

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892Ай бұрын

    "The King can,... multitask..." Oh, Ozzyman, we def know what that mean. 😅

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366Ай бұрын

    I actually like the portrait of Charles. I was confused about the butterfly at first until I noticed that it's a monarch.

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    Ай бұрын

    Good catch. I read it was Charles idea to represent his views on the environment. Protect the Monarch being at the top of that list, apparently.

  • @bettiebublz9749

    @bettiebublz9749

    Ай бұрын

    The painting was commissioned while he was still Prince. The artist also used the butterfly to show the metamorphosis of Prince to King

  • @alexsilva-vn7jc

    @alexsilva-vn7jc

    Ай бұрын

    Me too! I think it´s great!

  • @brandtjustsayin

    @brandtjustsayin

    Ай бұрын

    That's why art is so subjective. It was F'n terrible in my view. Looks like Charlie was attempting to recreate The Shining, was celebrating the murder of his ex-wife, or was literally calling out to Satan for more power and death. It's just my first gut reaction to it. But what the hell do I know, I'm no artist.

  • @LadyBeyondTheWall

    @LadyBeyondTheWall

    Ай бұрын

    @@brandtjustsayin Right? I hate the f'in thing, lol. But hey, if others like it and find meaning in it, then that's great for them. 🤷🏻‍♀

  • @pooritech
    @pooritechАй бұрын

    I'm happy you have a sponsor Ozzyman. You deserve a sponsor.

  • @unanimousanonymous3354
    @unanimousanonymous3354Ай бұрын

    Ozzy man guffawing, in the style of King Charles, while musing bringing back beheadings. . . was exactly what I needed today, thanks Ozzy man! 🤣

  • @ejagger
    @ejaggerАй бұрын

    That portrait of Chuck is absolutely hilarious!

  • @joannemurdock7899

    @joannemurdock7899

    Ай бұрын

    Or horrific 😮

  • @sandragray3951

    @sandragray3951

    Ай бұрын

    You can imagine what his late father would of said🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mascot4950

    @mascot4950

    Ай бұрын

    I still can't quite believe it's real. I saw it in thumbnails several times and just assumed it was a new meme making the rounds, until I clicked it and realized it's for real.

  • @AlexEdwards-sy4yo

    @AlexEdwards-sy4yo

    Ай бұрын

    Oi show some respect. It's not chuck, it's King Prince Charles!!

  • @DimWit000
    @DimWit000Ай бұрын

    looks like Amsterdam has a serious immigrant problem,with those boat people.😂

  • @jangelderloos2211

    @jangelderloos2211

    Ай бұрын

    Nah, it was Kingsway a national holiday when all Dutch wear orange and cruise the canals on their own boats.

  • @jangelderloos2211

    @jangelderloos2211

    Ай бұрын

    KingsDay*

  • @PinballBob1

    @PinballBob1

    Ай бұрын

    If more boats were like that one, Amsterdam would not have a immigrant problem.

  • @Jorquay
    @JorquayАй бұрын

    3:04 'Woah!...arrrghhh $$$$! Ah yeah I've just, I've just #$#$#$# crashed into a river, dude' absolutely broke me. Bloody brilliant!

  • @idsavo
    @idsavoАй бұрын

    Even the sponsorship was fun, props to Ozzy man!

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenatorАй бұрын

    4:25 It's Norwegian. It says "well that didn't quite go according to plan."

  • @Avarren

    @Avarren

    Ай бұрын

    Thank you, internet hero!

  • @mashbrown8622
    @mashbrown8622Ай бұрын

    That butterfly in the painting to make it less scary is like putting lol at the end of a mean text.

  • @bradgooner3284

    @bradgooner3284

    Ай бұрын

    When you understand the implication of the monarch butterfly it makes it more scary.

  • @bradgooner3284

    @bradgooner3284

    Ай бұрын

    Sorry about being cryptic this is my 3rd attempt at writing this, hopefully i can get around yt censorship this time.. The thing that flies like butter is symbolism of something sinister. look up mon arch thing that flies like butter.

  • @bradgooner3284

    @bradgooner3284

    Ай бұрын

    It has a sinister meaning if you can identify what type of animal it is. This is my 4th attempt, so sorry for being cryptic.

  • @bradgooner3284

    @bradgooner3284

    Ай бұрын

    5th attempt fk yt.... look into what you just said, it has a hidden meaning...

  • @LeifOma

    @LeifOma

    Ай бұрын

    @@bradgooner3284 are you okay? 😂

  • @mirshitin1775
    @mirshitin1775Ай бұрын

    6:13 "I'll have your kombucha poisoned" hahaha great as always ozzyman 👏

  • @Reofenja
    @ReofenjaАй бұрын

    Just gonna drive straight into the sandworm battle from Dune 2? Aight then... ATREIDES!!! *lifts dagger*

  • @Thomas828

    @Thomas828

    Ай бұрын

    Or Aliya Atreides brings out her Gom Jabbar!

  • @marvindebot3264

    @marvindebot3264

    Ай бұрын

    "Put out a thumper, I need to catch the three o'clock worm outa here before that shit hits."

  • @infidelcastro5129
    @infidelcastro5129Ай бұрын

    “I’ve just crashed into a river” 😂😂😂

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuseАй бұрын

    3:05 lf my dude had read that dirty great big sign on the left, it would have saved him some grief.

  • @Andrew-13579
    @Andrew-13579Ай бұрын

    6:12. “You won’t be waking up tomorrow. I’ll run you straight through with a sword, right now. Blood on my hands? I’ll show you blood on my hands right now…yours.”

  • @jaybyrdcybertruck1082
    @jaybyrdcybertruck1082Ай бұрын

    You need to do more King Charles impressions lmao!

  • @helregn-animation
    @helregn-animationАй бұрын

    That VPN ad came out of no where 😆

  • @KingDomsKingdom85

    @KingDomsKingdom85

    Ай бұрын

    Caught me off guard too, perfectly implemented 😂

  • @GrandTickler

    @GrandTickler

    Ай бұрын

    @@KingDomsKingdom85 perfectly ruined the entire video 3 times

  • @simoSLJ89

    @simoSLJ89

    Ай бұрын

    Too much..

  • @scobeyrowley5115

    @scobeyrowley5115

    Ай бұрын

    One clever reference is acceptable or even fun. There were too many here

  • @heythere6983

    @heythere6983

    Ай бұрын

    Too bad vpns are useless

  • @marknicolich5789
    @marknicolich5789Ай бұрын

    Best job ever of plugging the sponsor and still keeping it real as well as getting double value from the shower girl fun to look at + funny af

  • @RandyKing314
    @RandyKing314Ай бұрын

    ok loved the segues to the arbitrary sponsor plugs😂 good shakeup to your format OzzyMan!

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3Ай бұрын

    keep the destination fecked coming😂🎉❤

  • @brandtjustsayin
    @brandtjustsayinАй бұрын

    Needed this laugh this morning! I skipped abs today, and I think I laughed enough to equal about 20-30 sit-ups and a whole lot more fun.

  • @trudimclaren4301
    @trudimclaren4301Ай бұрын

    So glad someone finally mentioned the Ghostbusters Vigo similarity to Charles' portrait - it was the very first thing I saw! 😂

  • @avs7788
    @avs7788Ай бұрын

    "The royals having history of blood on their hands" 💀

  • @jamiejones9671
    @jamiejones9671Ай бұрын

    That was the quickest 8 and a half minutes ever, well maybe last week with my husband is comparable. Just proves how good you and entertaining you are...jeez, that's what my husband said to me now that I'm thinking about it. 😂😂❤❤

  • @SageWon-1aussie

    @SageWon-1aussie

    Ай бұрын

    That's a willful reinterpretation of destination f'ked...

  • @dunerinaz
    @dunerinazАй бұрын

    "we're going to do something different. Get on your knees" - Quote of the day

  • @good-questions
    @good-questionsАй бұрын

    Holy shit the Charles impersonation was literally untouchable … epic

  • @paulbot8565
    @paulbot8565Ай бұрын

    lol the first video is of a group of my student association, their original boat was canceled and their replacement was too small

  • @Trustee-of-The-Most-High
    @Trustee-of-The-Most-HighАй бұрын

    LMAO that prince translation was BLOODY ACCURATE MATE 🤣. Extras:the painting upsidedown and multiple together makes Lucifer 😳

  • @LoneSheWolf09
    @LoneSheWolf09Ай бұрын

    “URGH FUCK!! .. I just fucken crashed into a river dude!” I felt his pain when visiting destination F’d😆🤣

  • @andrestevens5655
    @andrestevens5655Ай бұрын

    So true that painting of Charles reminded me of that evil guy Vigor from Ghostbusters 2

  • @garrett4866
    @garrett4866Ай бұрын

    "Wait for it. Yeah nana yeah na ya na there it goes. Maybe you should have gone a bit more digital, there it goes. There it goes. Your cold hard cash is fucked" ozzy man 5/21/24.

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552Ай бұрын

    "Yyeeah, my car is gone. I'm in a riveh." Only an Aussie can deliver that line so casually 😆

  • @StevenP727
    @StevenP72715 күн бұрын

    The jet ski just accepted his fate 😂

  • @jemmmmyeah
    @jemmmmyeahАй бұрын

    You know, you’re the only KZreadr that I don’t mind slipping the sponsor in mid video, cos ya made it hilarious. Good on ya, Mr Man!

  • @m1k1a1
    @m1k1a1Ай бұрын

    "He is counting his money. Maybe he also has had a NordVPN sponsorship." ROFL

  • @sakshamsaxena2071
    @sakshamsaxena2071Ай бұрын

    After seeing this video I would never download Nord vpn

  • @carbonunit6573
    @carbonunit6573Ай бұрын

    I love the evil laugh during the King Charles thing. You have to grace us with that more often.

  • @philleng480
    @philleng480Ай бұрын

    Glad to see you got a sponser for this one. Doesnt detract and keeps you making content we love. Cheers.

  • @KapteinFruit
    @KapteinFruitАй бұрын

    I think that painting looks pretty awesome. Then again, having picture painted of one self like that is next level psycho.

  • @scobeyrowley5115

    @scobeyrowley5115

    Ай бұрын

    As far as I know he didn't ask it to be painted like that. He was the commission, not the artist.

  • @Yvolve

    @Yvolve

    Ай бұрын

    Having a portrait painted is part of the deal when you become a king/queen in the UK, as it is in most places. The artist sometimes gets free rein, which I think happened here. The reaction of the guy on the right says it all. Regardless of personal taste, this probably ruffled some feathers with the royals. It has a pretty evil overall feel to it, with the bright red and just his face in a contrasting colour.

  • @Vik1919

    @Vik1919

    Ай бұрын

    ​​@@YvolveAs usual, it's the uneducated/ignorant people who insult others just because they don't know how things work. The person who got it painted was pretty upset, you can tell. It's ridiculous to say it's psycho because if it were and no one did paintings of other people, we wouldn't have delved deeper into history. Wouldn't have known how Mona Lisa, Leonardo Da Vinci etc. looked like. If someone builds a castle for themselves with nothing but their own paintings and statues like the villains in video games, that's when it becomes psycho.

  • @Vik1919

    @Vik1919

    Ай бұрын

    You think the painting looks awesome yet you call them the psycho! 😂

  • @Yvolve

    @Yvolve

    Ай бұрын

    @@Vik1919 If someone did a great painting of Charles Manson, does that make the painting less great or Manson not as much of a psychopath?

  • @amcconnell6730
    @amcconnell6730Ай бұрын

    I, for one, have to thank you for the bikini ending. :D

  • @TheWardagh
    @TheWardagh15 күн бұрын

    That cowabunga…faaaaacked really got me 😂😂😂

  • @steverabbits
    @steverabbitsАй бұрын

    'Yeah I've just crashed into a river dude' fucking hilarious you Auzzie guys are 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-mh6mw6jn4h
    @user-mh6mw6jn4hАй бұрын

    I am from Austria! Schnitzel > Kangaroos

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