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@austenpowers

3 ай бұрын

Awesome as always mate 😂❤

@infamouswickedjokestar

3 ай бұрын

Cheers mate! 😎🍻

@trumanhw

3 ай бұрын

that was great bro. more of those please

@ParanoidGoblinoid

3 ай бұрын

That dodgeball take was bang on.

@Wooargh

3 ай бұрын

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$100 says the drunk guy ate the floor pizza

@LindaC616

3 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing!😅

@taylor....

3 ай бұрын

Yeah not a bet I'd go against

@LazoGT

3 ай бұрын

sober me would eat that too

@Adam1nToronto

3 ай бұрын

He certainly was considering it for far too long

@rototiller345

3 ай бұрын

who wouldn't

“And she used the strongest part of her body to stop it” Most underrated quote of the video. 🤣

@ExpensivePizza

3 ай бұрын

Legend has it she's still stuck there.

@mariorodriguezperez9580

3 ай бұрын

😂

@ACDZ123

3 ай бұрын

Yes that smell will repel and gate

@MetisMan88

3 ай бұрын

I LOL,d when he said that hahahahahahahahahahahahah

@AlanLonghurst

3 ай бұрын

Took me a second

"That was dodgy and ageist, apologies. FUCKING GRANDMAS!" nearly ended me.

@cvn6555

3 ай бұрын

JFC how clueless can one person be? There is clearly a gap there but she was too busy blabbing. The same people that decide they have to be on the roads at 8 am, driving 15 miles below the posted speed and making everyone late for work.

@mikemiller7946

3 ай бұрын

@@cvn6555 We all know how old people are. Most of us still love them anyways. Its cool if you want to expose yourself like that... i guess.

@shawn21127

3 ай бұрын

I actually did die and reincarnated just to watch this video again. Story of my life. Might do things a tad diff now.

@gmfreeman4211

3 ай бұрын

@@cvn6555 Know what's even worse? Those are the same people running our government.

@grahamparsons1070

3 ай бұрын

He never fails. Ever! Fuckn comedy gold

2000 days sober today. Thank you for bringing some smiles, Ozzy. 😁

@nickgissing5741

2 ай бұрын

Safe to say you don’t have a drinking problem then so treat yourself

@jcIIXVIIIVII

2 ай бұрын

2,008 days now. Congrats! 🎉🎉

@xxkissmeketutxx

2 ай бұрын

I quit smoking 2 years ago. Addiction of any sort sucks. Congratulations on beating it 😍👌

@nicholasselvaggi54

Ай бұрын

Thank you and hope you all are well. 🇺🇸

@ficklefingeroffate

Ай бұрын

I'm pushing 2000 days of bourbon, but that's just me.

bottom heavy surfing sheila's low center of gravity was built for balance

@davec.3198

Ай бұрын

Look like they haven't moved in 25 years.

7:05 "It's impossible to turn off my verbal diarrhea." killed me!

I really don't think being younger would have really helped in that biking situation Ozzy. His front tire just straight-up exploded!

@margaretthatcher6828

3 ай бұрын

NO...that was Biden.😁

@shortfattoad7317

3 ай бұрын

@@darkmatter5262 He married one....🤣

@tedunguent156

3 ай бұрын

I have NEVER seen a tire just peel off the rim like that. The bead must not have been seated in the rim at all. Dangerous.

@grahamwishart4832

3 ай бұрын

Halfords bike!!

@themok3rify

3 ай бұрын

A younger person most likely wouldn’t break their hip in that situation 😅

Somebody tell the pizza guy that the racks in the oven slide right out.

@JustLikeHeaven77

3 ай бұрын

I was about to say that. You can take the entire rack out and set it on the stove top.

@trueaussie9230

3 ай бұрын

​​The rack's in back-to-front. The 'turn-up' goes at the back. But taking it out would have solved the immediate problem. If only his 2 brain cells were communicating with each other.

@SKY031

3 ай бұрын

removing racks is some advanced level stuff. He should probably start at the beginning, and learn about oven trays.

@lewisbolman7862

2 ай бұрын

If stoned use the pizza stone

@yidy1

2 ай бұрын

Oh No, please don't tell him, or we'd never get more inspiring videos like these!

Oi! I'm an aging cyclist at 76 years old doing 250 miles a week. Despite spinal disabilities and heart failure I ain't giving up. BTW I do not wear lycra nor do I ride in the middle of the road. PS I stop at red traffic lights too. I know.....boring.

@nellz72

2 ай бұрын

Good for you!! Keep on keepin' on!! 👍 Sorry to hear that you have the health challenges that you do. You have an awesome positive attitude, and I honestly wish you all the best. P.S. Also, nice to hear from a cyclist that actually cares about rules of the road and all that stuff. Sometimes boring can be a good thing!

@kristintrossbach6320

2 ай бұрын

​@@nellz72absolutely! My old neighborhood had cyclists riding up and down a very tight 2 lane, winding road (one lane on each side) It was called 'the back roads.' They would be riding in the road, and you would have to risk your life, and others by going into the other lane to go around them, and most of the time it was on a bad corner that you couldn't see what was coming! It only got worse when they actually put a sign up to 'share the road with bicycles!!' There was barely any road to drive 2 cars going opposite ways, let alone, with a bicycle that can't get out of your way because there wasn't even any room between the yellow line and the edge of the road!!

@MrNicoJac

4 күн бұрын

With behavior like that, it's no wonder you're still alive at that age. Very different than most cyclists 😜 (cheers from the Netherlands, where we laugh at anyone wearing a helmet, and cycle to school at age 4, hahaha)

Inspirational Champagne Man is one of the few times a slomo replay would have been warranted.

@beastinshow2362

3 ай бұрын

For sure! Pure inspirational excellence, distilled into a few seconds. I love how the dude instantly owns it fully enough to just burst out laughing his ass off. Hell yeah man, way to tackle an obstacle gracefully.

@kathleenr4047

3 ай бұрын

​@@beastinshow2362 Inside he's pissed off, but he's laughing cuz he knows he's on camera, It's embarrassing, and very public, so it's best to laugh at yourself.

@mediterraneandiet2483

3 ай бұрын

The guy in blue knocks the bottle with his arm that caused the accident.

@mattfatt67

3 ай бұрын

Haha true! Watch it in .25 speed and enjoy the super-slow commentary! Ozzyman slowed down is a whole new dimension of funny!!

You know the dude's going to have the imprint of that ball on his face for the next half hour

@debjoy12

2 ай бұрын

I had the imprint of a soccer ball on my lower thigh/top of knee for a full 6 days after blocking a shot from about 10 ft away. he's gonna be "marked" longer than a half hour lol 🤣🤣

Man, I’ve been riding bikes for 40+years. I’ve also watched plenty of bike races & I have never seen a tire just ‘go’ like that!

@MrGarycharters

3 ай бұрын

Over inflation I reckon.

@esburn7895

3 ай бұрын

bike cops musta thrown down a bike spike strip! XD

@ih8temoney

3 ай бұрын

Looks like it's Tubeless, over or under inflated, when he puts weight on the edge/sidewall it gives way.

@christinearmington

3 ай бұрын

Bike had been sitting in the garage for ten years. Let’s just pump it up. Way up. 🤦‍♀️

@vinsgraphics

3 ай бұрын

I had a wheel completely collapse out of the blue … sent me into a fence. Twenty stitches and a skin graft to the face. At least you can’t tell without staring real hard (awkward).

Laughing after something goes wrong is a healthy and underrated quality to have.

5:16 Those guys have been training on dumping out the boat when trouble comes. 👍

@clobberelladoesntreadcomme9920

2 ай бұрын

ikr? it was actually impressive.

Granny got snapped out of existence

@suchnothing

2 ай бұрын

She failed to mind the gap

That lady decided to risk getting crushed so she wouldn't dent the car. I don't know whether to be impressed by her resolve or saddened by her lack of self worth.

"She needs to spread it, the hammock that is"

"That's not a fun day of recreational boating" hahaha can't stop laugh

5:39 Kinda looks like the start of a death scene you’d see in the Final Destination series.

@etatauri

3 ай бұрын

lol, car is nice, but it ain't worth getting bisected vertically.

@Jabarri74

3 ай бұрын

That one kinda scared me, not gonna lie. She almost got squished trying to save her car

@The1stDukeDroklar

3 ай бұрын

Looked like her neck might get caught there for a sec.

@james64ibm

3 ай бұрын

I was thinking to myself "If that gate has no optical detector to stop itself I really wouldn't gamble on it having a force cutoff." She probably just got lucky that the motor wasn't that strong.

@Baba_Yaga_123

3 ай бұрын

Or the beginning of a corn scene 😂

Most of the frozen pizzas say For best results cook directly on oven rack. I’ve always been good (especially when shit-faced) with perfectly fine results and bake them on a pan.

@LindaC616

3 ай бұрын

Same!

@mat-tilde

3 ай бұрын

My guess is it started out defrosted

@cruisinguy6024

3 ай бұрын

Directly on the rack is the way unless you’re making a homemade pizza with raw dough, in which case using a preheated pizza stone is nice

@SirCanuckelhead

2 ай бұрын

I do my frozen on the rack and never had an issue, that is the key, cold pizza onto a hot oven rack.

2:25. “Fockin’ Grandmas!” was on of the funniest Ozzie-man exclamations ever!

what happened? I'm sorry I was a bit ass...disass, distracted. i'm sorry.

@darrenmason7927

3 ай бұрын

Lol, no your not 😆.

@joeburrows6

3 ай бұрын

How childish you can think that way. Nothing nice about her. Maybe her feet but that’s it.

@Theon435

3 ай бұрын

@@joeburrows6 extremist

@furusato4319

3 ай бұрын

Chill out, that's just your assumption

@sevenevils8282

3 ай бұрын

Datasstracted

“…and she uses the strongest part of her body to stop it!” Yes, I definitely caught that, and greatly appreciated all of its varied and satirical implications 😉

Yeah, that whole swinging on vines thing is a good way to bust your butt. Tarzan was SUCH a liar.

I've never seen a hammock turn into a g-string lol😂😂

“She uses the strongest part of her body to stop it” Damn Ozzy man that one got me. One of your best lines yet I reckon! 👏👏

The intro does not disappoint. No hiding those thumbnails deep in the vid. No, Ozzy Man puts that gold front and center.

You know, if you don't wear outside shoes in the house, you could still salvage whatever pizza on the floor

I would have ate that pizza off the floor, a little dirt is not gonna stop me.

@LindaC616

3 ай бұрын

His floor did look pretty clean....

@kindablue1959

3 ай бұрын

Depends on the floor. Melted cheese side down is bound to pick up everything like glue and can't be blown off.

No click bait in this video! Even put the thumb nail that drew my attention at the start...what a legend.

RIP grandma 😂😂😂

Ozzyman, we NEED another collabo with the incomparable Mozza❣️

@ericdunthorne1981

3 ай бұрын

Nah, that guy is annoying.

@unicroninc09

3 ай бұрын

Yes! What Mozza been up to?

Pizza guy was totally not drunk enough, any sane aussie would of scooped that up grabbed another beverage and gone at it.

Ozzy Man goes full Blade Runner - "zoom in, enhance" - nice one!

2:16 tyre left chat

I'd eat that pizza, the floor looked clean enough 😁

@LindaC616

3 ай бұрын

More than one person has said this😅

@AvB.83

3 ай бұрын

Sober... probably. Drunk af at 4 in the morning? I'd eat the pizza straight from the floor, fuck going hungry 😅

@Sockieknowshockey

3 ай бұрын

A true liquored up person would say no problem and eat that pizza right up.

The dad is epic!

I really appreciate you putting in the video at the end of the two ladies stuck in the oversized chair. That was wholesome thank you.

Nord is sooooo awesome.

BEST NORD VPN COMMERCIAL, EVER!

That first clip was definitely celebrating too early material.

Grandma didn't even try to avoid the gap 😂

Love how the old woman just falls and vanishes! lol 😮😮😆😆

Air bag dad is a lad!

That slippin' down between the boat and the pier thing scares the b'jesus out of me.

Wow, before watching this video I did not realize my ability to lay down in a hammock was an advanced skill. Kind of took the ability for granted.

"3 to 4 drinks and a pizza before bed" should be my theme song.

Sploosh Spelunk Hadouken

Ozzy man learned some french. Destination le fucked. 🤣🤣🤣

@user-gk9lg5sp4y

3 ай бұрын

I think it's Fuqued 😁

@jerry-xx8mu

3 ай бұрын

😂

@ADgamingHD

3 ай бұрын

@@user-gk9lg5sp4y he's trying, so let's just be supportive. Besides at least "le" is french so that's a start. 🤣🤣

@user-gk9lg5sp4y

3 ай бұрын

@@ADgamingHD 😁

@benoithudson7235

3 ай бұрын

“Phoque” means seal, and we use that homonym with wild abandon.

Ozzy man is the only person who never stops talking, that you never want to stop talking. Another hilarious video awesome thanks

The guy with the pizza obviously never heard of the 10 second rule.

The last few were Destination Stuck

@HubertofLiege

3 ай бұрын

Destination diabetes

that Willy Wonka Experience really is a destination... but fucked💀

When hit that water going down, in the immortal words of Tony Baker, "ahhh Kirkpatrick"!!!🤣

"Invention Lifejacket" - you legend!

How many different sports are they playing in that one gymnasium?! Floor lookin like an electrical schematic

another awesome vid OzzyMan

I'm flying tomorrow to move yet again, the metal crown of my molar fell off, and my daughter failed to return her student ID card to the school, but you made my day. I love you Ozzy man!

"I didn't know where I ended and Wonka began."- Dude who played Wonka at that event..

5:40 is she alright? i think she may have crushed herself

@BogusJNutherwebb-me6pn

3 ай бұрын

Vegi-mite to the rescue

@EmmanuelMuthomi

3 ай бұрын

The car is alright, yes. Not a scratch.

@Kenzalina_

3 ай бұрын

That is how Anton Yelchin died. He got caught between his car and his gate. Only it was the cars fault.

@joeg5414

3 ай бұрын

@@Kenzalina_ yeah it was Jeeps bad shifter design. I had the same Jeep. It was really hard to tell what gear you were in. They did away with it after that

@Kenzalina_

3 ай бұрын

@@joeg5414 Thank you! I couldn’t remember what kind of car it was. So scary. I am glad you didn’t have the same issues as Anton. Such a horrible tragic way to die.

He is laughing because he knows the camera person does not know he is going to eat it anyway!

WHERE YOU BEEN!?… I’m SURE! All Of Us Missed You! I don’t see your content anymore! Except for today!… Love Your Channel Bubba! God Bless!

Damn, that dude got hit with the dodgeball so hard he went from kneeling to on his ass!

Destination F'd is the best!! made my day :)

Saw the thumbnail and thought Destination Perfect. Ended up getting a Destination Fucked. 2 for 1 package deal.

That pizza had a good number of chances, but to no avail. I still can't get over that Wonka debacle!

The ending was a real tear jerker. 10/10 would watch the sequel.

Even after he dumped that booze in her face and shes stumbling away in pain, he follows her and gives her one last pour. Im convinced he planned on it.

Classic... Love your work mate. But Wow!...Took em ages to get her out! 2:27 - 6:42 🤣

@sbgbreakfastclub

3 ай бұрын

😂

*LOOK AT THAT DOMINANT RUMP*

I'm almost 60 yrs old and will NEVER understand why people think they should put a pizza directly on the oven rack - just because the box it came in says so?? Smh

@ReeN1995

3 ай бұрын

I'm wondering too, at least use some baking paper or something. They could have also taken out the entire tray to make it easier. They must have been really wasted

@x808drifter

3 ай бұрын

Having never had a problem I don't see why you wouldn't. The only time I have ever seen problems was it was a home made pizza that should be on a cookie sheet or something (you specified cardboard under the pizza that it comes with so it's 110% a frozen pizza), the person doesn't know how to take things out of the oven, or the pie was super undercooked.

@ljgottaget

3 ай бұрын

Just made one like that with nothing underneath it was fine but they had to reassure me cuz I was thinking wtf is wrong with y'all 😂

@ElPolloDiabloCH

3 ай бұрын

I'm so confused right now. Who does pizzas like that? Do people not have pizza stones? Or at the very least a backing tray. That's madness!

@KajunNightmare

3 ай бұрын

Boomer says what

2:53 Scott Sterling has entered the chat

@CoffeeCupVT

3 ай бұрын

Funniest sport-related vids ever! (Except for OzzyMan's, of course!)

@pjotrtje0NL

3 ай бұрын

The man! The legend!

the 'uses the strongest part of her body' ended me, full on wheeze laugh.

What did have that massive pizza scoop for? It's gotta be a case of all the gear and no idea.

I just had the same pizza scenario play out where the package says bake directly on the rack but then melts through the rack anyways. I had the quick thought to just grab the whole damn rack out and plop it on the stovetop, pizza puddle and all. I could then work standing up and without injury. He almost had it but the pizza peal being metal was the downfall. A wooden one would hold onto a pizza better.

@ReeN1995

3 ай бұрын

What pizza makes you do it on a rack? That seems kinda dumb

@jonathangarlinghouse

3 ай бұрын

@@ReeN1995 most of the frozen thin crust pizzas instruct to bake on the rack directly. If you baked on a preheated pan or stone in the oven it's better, and I knew that but I still threw it in sans pan. You know how it is

@ReeN1995

3 ай бұрын

@@jonathangarlinghouse Maybe I've never seen it because I'm from Germany. Making frozen pizza is an artform in itself hehe

@jonathangarlinghouse

3 ай бұрын

@@ReeN1995 My apologies, I'm from North Carolina, and the USA has a lot of national brands as well as major regional brands throughout the country. I usually go for a thin-crust pizza as a "blank canvas" to add more fresh and preferred toppings. Is that how the Germans craft their frozen pizzas? I'm genetically ~40% German and ~40% Norwegian, so maybe my ancestral instincts kick in while making frozen pizzas. Otherwise, I have no idea what you meant by that, lol.

@ReeN1995

2 ай бұрын

@@jonathangarlinghouse No need to apologize. My point was that the frozen pizzas I eat will probably be not the same as yours. I've dated a woman from Ohio for 2 years and am quite familiar with American food. Maybe this all is a weird cultural difference or lost in translation. Oh and I'm also making one on "blank canvas" today too.

At 05:46 I'm wondering if that clip is from our famous annual horse race, the Kentucky Derby. All the hallmarks are there...big hat, drink in hand (surely a Mint Julep), drunken falling around. That day each May people from everywhere descend on Churchill Downs in Louisville & all the ladies don hats (the more outlandish the better), everyone's drinking the aforementioned Mint Juleps & you're sure to see someone doing what that lady did at least 2 or 3 times before the race even starts. It's a hoot. As always, much love from Kentucky U.S...land of Bourbon, Horses, Burgoo, Barbecue & Bluegrass. 🐎🍸🐎🥃🐎🎶🐎☘️🩵💙✨️

@LindaC616

3 ай бұрын

I would bet 100 dollars, it's the Derby

@igrim4777

3 ай бұрын

It must be. The Kentucky Derby is surely the only horserace, nay, the only event in the world where women dress up in stupid hats and get drunk.

That man learned the hard way why you use a pizza tray or stone. Like I did as a teenager lol

My 80 year old mother is visiting me and she couldn't get out of her beach chair. It looked a bit like that. ❤

Why does Ozzy man's overbearing voice never actually get overbearing?

Can we please have a video dedicated to women learning to surf? 😜

@revwillyg6450

3 ай бұрын

Yanet Garcia!

@randotuber

3 ай бұрын

I presume your request is all but for academic purposes, correct? 🧐

@BobTheBlue

3 ай бұрын

@@randotuber of course… pure scientific research

7:59 It’s worse when comfort devices get stuck in you…. Any ER doctor can vouch to that 😂

Back in the day we built ramps for bicycle jumping. Basically the same results, keep building it up until someone got hurt.

The collective sigh that men from all over the world uttered when it it turned out that Christina only mounted the hammock.

Gyatt

Destination F'D are ozzys best vids by far

3:02 got the dude on the right out too!!! On the ricochet!!!

Does everyone fast forward through Ozzys commercials like me? I've been watching TV since the 50's and can honestly say that I've never, ever, even once bought a product I've seen in a commercial.

@AtheistOrphan

3 ай бұрын

Same here!

Leave the hammock alone big girl, it’s not butt floss 🤣

For consistent smiles and laughs very few reside on the top shelf like Ozzy Man! cheers mate!

I remember seeing the a full version of the second clip with the boat, and they slo-mo’d and zoomed in on a guy who outright disappeared, and the hoagie sandwich you can see (even in this video) being launched into the air close to the front of the boat, its wrapper blowing forward in the wind.

I was eating a slice when I was in line for the forced COVID vaccinations in the USA, it fell face down straight on the ground, but I believe in the 5 second rule so I swoooped it up and continued eating to the abject horror of everyone in the room, while having my mask down, at a time when that was a pitchfork moment lol it was legend, no fuks given mate

@vipe650r

3 ай бұрын

And yet you magically survived and were neither instantly killed, nor the harbinger of death to all around you. Funny, that.

@skeetsmcgrew3282

3 ай бұрын

And everyone clapped

@vipe650r

3 ай бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Aww, the low-hanging fruit of those with nothing to say. Seriously, this seems hard to believe to you?

@ultrasupernectar

2 ай бұрын

no one clapped mate, the real contagion had set in, manufactured fear.@@skeetsmcgrew3282

oh yes, an extra long episode is exactly what we needed!!

I love how these Destination.F'd videos these days are a healthy mix of people being dumb, nature saying "F you!" And some wholesome. Much appreciated!

That floor looks clean, I’d invoke the 10 second rule. 😝

That pizza scene is my absolute nightmare scenario each time I take something out of the oven when I'm really hungry.

Girly trying to stop the gate closing on her car was hilarious!

@captain-poppleton

Ай бұрын

"I might get crushed to death but my car will not be scratched."

Ozzy Man! Keep these coming, please. We need these, everyday. Thank you 🤣🤣😂

I laughed till I cried. 😅😂 Thank you, Ozzie ❤

I love these extended episodes so much 👍