North Korea: "Our great leader is healthy and in good hands" Kim Jong-un's surgeon:

@Alucard_vampz

4 жыл бұрын

ok i think this is the best comment ive seen XD

@isaamthalhath4359

4 жыл бұрын

thats what happens when you give limited education in your country

@jonty4332

4 жыл бұрын

7:35 , 7:48

@regentlouis3678

4 жыл бұрын

I am proud to be the 1000th like.

@jakeplayzofficial3066

4 жыл бұрын

7:35 close your eyes, thats what the surgeon was like

This is the man who did Kim Jong Un's botched surgery

@prasetyofajar2535

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@corsai.r

4 жыл бұрын

Menti bruh

@danieldudular2146

4 жыл бұрын

"I Built a Machine that DESTROYS WORLD LEADERS"

@dirkstrider8783

4 жыл бұрын

Botched? No it went exactly as lord Michael intended

@Colinnn.

4 жыл бұрын

He was murdered by the South Korean government. That man sadly programmed the robot wrong.

You know Lilly has been with Michael long enough when she walks into a room, see's a robot and runs. That's what we call, experience learning.

@bbrainstormer2036

8 ай бұрын

To be fair, if I entered a room and saw that robot, I would run

Poki: “Oh, I’m so sorry!” Michael, covered in blood: “What? No, it’s okay, it’s fine, this is a learning experience!”

@rocher911

4 ай бұрын

☠

Kim Jong-Un’s surgeon minutes before the surgery:

@gran4404

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ lmao

@hsmacaraig

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH

@theofficial5535

4 жыл бұрын

@@notfullmoonflex Thank you grandfather

He didn't say "Don't try this at home", because no one can

@FalloutHelper

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a challenge

@flarp_

3 жыл бұрын

420th like lol

@Best_Ape

3 жыл бұрын

Are you challenging me

@FalloutHelper

3 жыл бұрын

@@Best_Ape copy

@laggyfilms4768

3 жыл бұрын

@@FalloutHelper proceeds to copy the word *copy*

It’s funny that the surgery machine just stabs people

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

It does work, the machine summons a whole crew of medical professionals that give you a ride to the hospital

@saccorhytus

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe это гений

@alphenhousplaysgames4565

Жыл бұрын

that's what surgery is. falling in style. stabbing with grace.

@plebcraft2470

Жыл бұрын

@@alphenhousplaysgames4565 fr

@Nolii_Cannolii

Жыл бұрын

Astute observation

Normal people: **keeps their knives either in a holder or magnetised to a plate.** Michael: **keeps his knives unsorted in a drawer amongst his BAKING UTENSILS??**

@disgustingrat4839

Жыл бұрын

thats normal i have one of those things to hold the knives but they are just as useless as a hook to carry a spatula you leafucker

@bigatman

Жыл бұрын

It’s like some legitimate cartoon show knife spot 😂 *cartoon character freaks out* *wildly grabs butcher knife from drawer for some reason*

@TerribleVA

Жыл бұрын

Yeah who does that?... Heh...

@derpizzadieb

Жыл бұрын

Suddenly i feel like Germany has just a very few normal people... ... and a lot more Michaels

@sanicthehedgehog6896

Жыл бұрын

I have a knife drawer I have like 40 knives tho

Asian parents: Become a doctor Michael reeves:

@daniellemon9412

4 жыл бұрын

PinkSparklyGamer doctor maker

@lesbianpancake489

4 жыл бұрын

say no more fam

@me0101001000

3 жыл бұрын

Don't want to be doctor? That's okay, you can be engineer -my parents

@lars2871

3 жыл бұрын

Racism

@mightypurplelicious3209

3 жыл бұрын

Super shohan 64 yesism

So this is the guy who did Kim Jong Un's surgery

@2013faiasl

4 жыл бұрын

Not yet

@_ankyl0saurus660

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@genralgreevus7521

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@seanspringer4494

4 жыл бұрын

Œ

@silberheld

4 жыл бұрын

Stabbed multiple times, blood everywhere but hey It was a learning experience

that grin on michael's face when he was showing lily was PRICELESS

I have never felt a fear for knives before, even more so since I work in a busy kitchen. But Pokimane, Pokimane has given me that fear.

All jokes to the side,he made a giant ass murder tool,so he can threaten his hostages

@elderduran7075

4 жыл бұрын

He calls them "roomates"

@QuicksolutionsOnline

4 жыл бұрын

His hostages will not be threatened, but accidentally murdered.

@killkris

4 жыл бұрын

N O Who said it'd be accidental

@confusedcobbler5473

4 жыл бұрын

All he needs is to add a taser

@mariusznowak1358

4 жыл бұрын

i mean no fingerpriiiiiiiiiiiiints

Finally, Kim Jong Un's surgeon has entered the arena

@philipslone3059

4 жыл бұрын

Someone beat you to it

@flidict-8490

4 жыл бұрын

HolyHellFire67 are u happy now?

@argaming3887

4 жыл бұрын

That is too good to be true xD

@LordOfTheJizz

4 жыл бұрын

and they're both chinese

@ezaf5989

4 жыл бұрын

Acne scar Reeves

Bruh I’ve taken coding for the last three years in high school, and my parents found this and forbid me from taking one my senior year… Jokes on them, their life support is gonna run on code, so at this point it’s a waiting game

@EstebanGilChillington

Жыл бұрын

Bro really playing the long game to in crease his kill streak💀💀💀💀💀

@pugs8mmybrain854

Жыл бұрын

@@EstebanGilChillington one step at a time my friend, one step at a time...

@EstebanGilChillington

Жыл бұрын

@@pugs8mmybrain854 i do have some tips in case you do not want to get caught 1. You couñd probably do it wireless in order to not be physically there in the hospital 2. Build a robot that does it for you and immediately explodes when its mission is done

@dad49998

Жыл бұрын

*their

@dylandinino1295

Жыл бұрын

That actually horrible. I think that's gotta be one of the dumbest reasons possible.

I’m no expert, but I think that your surgery robot is really only capable of a lobotomy

It’s the tomato spike but for people

@philipnatividad6610

4 жыл бұрын

@@nooneimportant4278 b i g m e t a l p i s t o n k n i f e*

@Doom-creator

4 жыл бұрын

YES big metal human spike

@kunai5760

4 жыл бұрын

B I G M E T A L T O M A T O P E R S O N K N I F E

@aidenlamarche1221

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like the USA every time they want oil use overwhelming force

@notaveragecr6041

3 жыл бұрын

BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE!!!!!

I was laughing so hard “just make a small incision above the ear.” Her: *stabs head*

@lyamschuss8786

3 жыл бұрын

Michael: Nice incision

@jaidaadams7106

3 жыл бұрын

Sonic boom 💥 🩸

@yoegirtremastered3408

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh what’s wrong with you

@captainoftheunreliable1125

3 жыл бұрын

Same😂😂😂😂

@willjackson9294

3 жыл бұрын

This is worse skill than jacksepticeye doing surgery in surgery simulator vr

As someone who has seen the da Vinci with my own 2 eyes and repair that companies devices, I can say that thing is way ahead of its time, but Micheal doing this solo is mind breaking. Props

I love how everyone’s instant reaction to even the littlest of things Michael does is to scream

“I don’t even know what surgery this is supposed to be” Michael, I think that’s called a murder

@forsemasterjedi

4 жыл бұрын

it's called euthanasia.

@juuhelikkas8848

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭

@apersonnamedaj2578

4 жыл бұрын

Surgery is just a help kind of murder

@milktea2364

4 жыл бұрын

Brain deconstruction/ euthanasia

@brhh

4 жыл бұрын

A supervised medical murder

So this is how they did Kim Jong Un’s heart surgery

@dani_0602

4 жыл бұрын

Yo what’s the scoop

@Damfinsaowefinawe

4 жыл бұрын

Bilal Bokhari I wish

@louisgrant3170

4 жыл бұрын

Bilal Bokhari but did you know they did surgery on a grape

@computethis1533

4 жыл бұрын

Bilal Bokhari ikr

@contentman6999

4 жыл бұрын

RIP TO THE SUPREME MINISTER I AM SHAKING AND CRYING

9:55 “the closer you’re to it the further it goes from you” bro is talking my social life 💀

I like how at 10:17 he drops the “Insane scientist” act and quickly says “No, it’s fine, it’s fine.”

“Higher up controls the knife” “Oh okay” “So make a small incision” *Slams hand down full force”

@harter5846

4 жыл бұрын

More Like DETROIT SMASH !!!!!!!!!

@malayman69

4 жыл бұрын

*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*

@jannikschmidt8511

4 жыл бұрын

@@harter5846 More Los Angeles, or Rabat.

@mr.ggames4351

4 жыл бұрын

PLUS ULTRA!!!

@cupidsfunds

4 жыл бұрын

Angel0921 lololol

This is insane, he literally got us to believe he was making a shitty joke but then actually made a crazy good robot.

@nalyddoow9295

4 жыл бұрын

MmmMMMMMMMMMMmm

@Dra3oon

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes. crazy good robot. it fucking destroys anything in its way including the operator.

@ygfrds_083

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dra3oon that's the definition of a crazy good robot

@drizzydog4237

4 жыл бұрын

If we take out the part of destruction, it's a pretty good robot.😂

@eduardomejia2119

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't this just a claw where you "win" a toy?

I think the reason this is a favourite for a lot of people is because its different. It looks actually polished and well made instead of being exposed wires and tidpod containers. There are no old overused jokes like tasers to be seen. This was looked like a new era of micheal reeves insanity

One time, I play for a bit with a real Davinci Robot. It was pretty cool ! Yes, the flex is necessary.

no human being should ever possess this much chaotic intelligence

@fiona.jade.

4 жыл бұрын

He's too powerful to be kept alive!

@realPidge

4 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you give ordinary people the power to create.

@pixelmace1423

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he’s human

@barley4458

4 жыл бұрын

"I too am cursed with knowledge"

@connorjoy956

4 жыл бұрын

Fortunately no human does possess that; Michael Reeves does

But the real question is “can it remove shitty tomatoes from my salad?”

@NomadxElliot

4 жыл бұрын

With surgical precision 👌

@jpase

4 жыл бұрын

Are you dumb? It's clearly supposed to pick shitty tomatoes out of the patient, in case they ate the salad without picking tomatoes off and are sent to the hospital!

@robledo09

4 жыл бұрын

@@jpase Actually he's not dumb. His comment was a reference to a previous video done where he made a robot that removes tomatoes out of his salad. So the question was pretty Damn funny.

@griffin1304

4 жыл бұрын

@@robledo09 did you not read the rest of the comment it was sarcasm.

@jeremycastro8223

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck, you beat me too it, I just wrote the same thing

When the surgery robot starts zooming and playing Cowboy Bebop music, you know this is going to be a good one.

9:46 you can tell poki was genuinely scared af

@Sena121

3 күн бұрын

i mean a giant robot arm with the biggest kitchen knife of the house was suddenly moving, i would have shit my pants xD

Alternate title: *The last thing Kim Jong Un saw on the operating table*

@Sky-dy4vn

4 жыл бұрын

"A forging dictator invested in some new technology. This is how his heart shut down"

@oliveryvlinglind6729

4 жыл бұрын

That would be right up Michaels alley🤣

@briannairb793

4 жыл бұрын

well looks like Kim is gonna drone strike yet another person

@brhh

4 жыл бұрын

Let him have fun with his missiles we have motion tracked murder machines

@abraxis7292

4 жыл бұрын

@@briannairb793 not when he's a veggie

"Is the system FDA approved?" *B-roll of smiling medical professionals*

@thunderdrae7749

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that just medical ads in general?

@nutty-copes97

2 жыл бұрын

8:42 fucking great 😂

@doctorowl9292

2 жыл бұрын

are you sure they weren't serial killers

I just discovered you exist via a video with DoctorMike, so I searched for this video, OMG I need a few moments to get my breath back. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think I've have busted my ribs again, they were just healing from the last fracture. Subscribing to your channel will probably kill me. I have osteogenesis imperfecta, I'll tell you every time you break something on my body.

Strap a gawk gawk 3000 to the end of that and you're set.

I think Michael's parents are the only parents who are glad that their child isn't a doctor

@svrespect

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe more that he didn't hurt himself while making this xD, weeeeeell atleast I hope so.

@Moved936

4 жыл бұрын

Son as you know we come from a long line of doctors but your machines are horrifying and I don’t think I or anyone with trust you with there life

@kinoe6494

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@milkman4297

4 жыл бұрын

EGGS

@janpul1590

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you no doctor like your brother

I’m glad they released Kim Jong-un’s surgery video to the public

@Fartless69420

4 жыл бұрын

Wilmer Ramirez you stupid😂

@Proger-sj8cj

4 жыл бұрын

*Incoming shitty ICBMs*

@ianarmstrong2522

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@diegoavila4379

4 жыл бұрын

Only 9 minutes in 1k likes

@rmain9779

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

Him putting his hands in the area where the knife can easily cut him while poki is confused by how it works was actually insanely dangerous

Bro literally built a fully automated torture device.. And it’s *beautiful*

This really be how Kim Jong Un got his heart surgery

@NekoPria

4 жыл бұрын

Little sister hired the best surgeon money could buy

@charlessenpai9857

4 жыл бұрын

@@NekoPria i cannot disagree

@lukasraynor

4 жыл бұрын

No this is what's going to save him

@haqemakmal2078

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@The_Ottoman_Lobster

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Michael is the result of mixing Tony stark and the joker

@3verstorm

4 жыл бұрын

KHALOODYXR8 wrong. He’s a singular version of the hacksmith on crack combined with Elon musk’s drunk ideas

@catzilla2486

4 жыл бұрын

sure is

@notapplicable171

4 жыл бұрын

Because like Michael said he is the elon musk of bad ideas

@logan8684

4 жыл бұрын

Yes agreed

@mykneesarebees7242

4 жыл бұрын

IF YOU JUST SMILE

I love how pineapple fell 8:00

Bro you are on the way to helping people and helping hospitals save money! I also love the tacit approval of the FDA. Super A+ bro guy! Helping people wurdwide. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The end practice sequence is so great. “…put the blood back iiiinnnn…”

"just plug the hole with the knife" Damn, what a surgeon

@scootinkermie

3 жыл бұрын

This comment section is just a tired man's dream because I've been laughing like hell

@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo

3 жыл бұрын

@@scootinkermie i am *_so_* using this...

@scootinkermie

3 жыл бұрын

@@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo I invite you to

@ludwiglarsson3352

3 жыл бұрын

That must be some advanced shit right there.... After two years at med school, we still haven't learnt that technique.

it’s a miracle that all of his fingers are still intact

@LeoDaLion778

4 жыл бұрын

It's a miracle all his relationships are intact

@flamo2666

4 жыл бұрын

Leo Billman bold of you to assume they are

@AllExistence

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeoDaLion778 what relationship

@tazppn5575

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeoDaLion778 wwhat does this mean

@applenut_official8238

4 жыл бұрын

mesothelioma

to be this talented at robotics and this funny must be extremely rare

after visiting this again, this is still one of Michael's best videos

When u destroy ur girlfriends bed so she has to sleep in yours. Smooth

@burghelyaficionado9567

4 жыл бұрын

But Michael is 14. It’s illegal for minors to have shrex. Please don’t r/whoosh me. Edit: Hi, future me here. Please take note of past me’s incredible stupidity. That is all

@accountnotusedanymore9119

4 жыл бұрын

Me when that happens: Franky: SUPERRRRR

@wisperzzz_

4 жыл бұрын

@@burghelyaficionado9567 I thought he was 22

@nawfal3928

4 жыл бұрын

Sahil Arora jokes jokes

@darksoulsaddict2204

4 жыл бұрын

@Sahil Arora *small brain*

DaVinci Robot: "They did surgery on a grape" Michael: "They did surgery on my will to live"

@halolord9993

4 жыл бұрын

He had a will to live?!?!

@eddieedvinsson1110

4 жыл бұрын

Nah

@archieaddis6893

4 жыл бұрын

I live on cocaine

@HellsWaffle

4 жыл бұрын

It was unsuccessful

@Twoshimion

4 жыл бұрын

Halo Lord 999 he did but the surgery turned out like Kim jug uns surgery

Surgical resident here. I absolutely need this in my life. This machine has such precise movements, and most definitely would not kill the patient. Excellent work as usual Michael Reeves.

This is actually really cool. I remember a while ago my friend tried to show me this when we were hanging out and because of the blood in the thumbnail and the fact that I didn’t know at the time that you couldn’t show too much gore on KZread, I was freaked out and refused to watch it. My friend told me that it was fine but he had said that about other things he’d shown me before and those were burned into my brain for years. Shouldn’t have lied to me man. Meant I didn’t get to see this. Honestly I probably would have zoned out for most of it my attention span was horrible at the time.

Ngl. I was terrified the entire time he stuck his hand near the death machine while other people were using it. But then I remembered that the FDA didn't say anything bad about it :)

@Monkey2001Crazy

4 жыл бұрын

omg same, i got scared for a second there.

@Ludamus

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely not what I would call "best practices"

@TheJimtanker

4 жыл бұрын

If he cut himself using the Death Machine then he could just use his surgery machine to fix himself.

@aidanmcburney418

4 жыл бұрын

Surgery robot* 😂

@steeltoothsaber1565

4 жыл бұрын

Legit anxiety. I must be getting old because every time he waved his hands over the table I wanted to scream "CHILD what the fuck are you DOING turn it off first!!"

*Kim Jong Un preparing for heart surgery* Michael: hey there, I'm your surgeon for today!

@NotPassive-356

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@slyryan5550

4 жыл бұрын

its like the mr bean movie but better

@Tropical_Panda

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO ACCURATELY TIMED

@Pawlakov1

4 жыл бұрын

well that explains a lot

@luiscarlospablo6010

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahhahaha

This was genuinely funny. Especially at the end and when he was testing it with the 10 pound thing.

Michael just made a mini storage crane sorting system thats can be used on piers cargo vans or storage warehouse's box placements

Poki: literally slaughters someone Also poki: oh I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

@justaweirdguy376

4 жыл бұрын

That’s saying something from you, Deadpool.

@idkidk900

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@idkidk900

4 жыл бұрын

Ncm

@chickenjr.4607

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@natalieabcdef

4 жыл бұрын

thats her canadian-ness coming through

Imagine your surgeon just says “I don’t even know what this surgery is supposed to be.”

@mon0897

6 ай бұрын

0 comments? lemee fix that

When your surgeon advises a surgery done with a Da Vinci robot “I know a better machine” 😂😂😂

when the girl at the end of the video was “trying to retract the knife out of the head” i uh… started mimicking her motions screaming “UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN.. ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN”

Michael only has a girlfriend so he can legally steal her stuff to deconstruct it for a machine e.g. chair, bed spare taser

@Alex-hc3jv

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@p1nguinaves

4 жыл бұрын

That’s really funny

@interviewer3597

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@katie3032

4 жыл бұрын

And use her music lol

@shanagao8129

4 жыл бұрын

lily also only have a boyfriend so she can legally steal his bed and air conditioning

“Seems a little dangerous” “Ok, I appreciate the feedback. You’re wrong” And THAT’S how you respond to constructive criticism.

@TOWEOatmeal

4 жыл бұрын

"ｗｒｏｏｏｏｎｇ"

@papulover420

4 жыл бұрын

What the *heck* ? I made a comment about that a week ago and nobody likes it or commented on it :(

@Nouserfound-_

4 жыл бұрын

@@papulover420 ANY SWEARING ON THIS CHRISTIAN COMMENT SECTION WILL CAUSE THE 911 ALL OVER AGAIN

@papulover420

4 жыл бұрын

*f r i c c*

@goosemilkgod

4 жыл бұрын

Nath P fun face I’m the 666th like

Honestly, as someone who works with electronics and coding and robots in middle school, the idea is good. However, the design can be improved upon to make it better and more accurate.

I like the idea and design but you can implement some security protocols like a pedal or trigger that activates the sensor to avoid accidents

I bet he can pick tomatoes out of his salad with this

@knifernick1012

4 жыл бұрын

Jabin04 It’s the same robot but with VR hand tracking

@boristartakovski7708

4 жыл бұрын

@@knifernick1012 Shhhhhhh.... They dont know that

@greibert1447

4 жыл бұрын

But like, why would you do that?

@dintour7660

4 жыл бұрын

The fabled return of the BIGASS METAL PISTON SPIKE

@jackandyaron6186

4 жыл бұрын

He can pick the tomatoes out of his face

"I don't know what surgery this would be" It's just murder

@ThePigeon5734

2 жыл бұрын

it's not murder, it was just... a medical accident.

@eli3998

2 жыл бұрын

The best kind of surgery

@gentlesandladymen

2 жыл бұрын

Hannibal Lecter: 👀

@NoTraceOfSense

2 жыл бұрын

Hitman moment

@ZMonster01

2 жыл бұрын

Maximally invasive.

if you can doesnt mean you should. i love how he is using his abilities of robotics to do whatever he wants this inspires meXD

You know you're in good hand when your surgeon says "we're gonna make a small incision above the chest" and you're here for an appendectomy. On a serious note, don't put your hand above the table while the thing is on. Please.

Micheal is an example that being smart is not equivalent to being wise

@swiss_cheese_0167

4 жыл бұрын

I just had flashbacks to Pickle Rick

@h.rpickens1699

4 жыл бұрын

He is both

@N0FoxGiven

4 жыл бұрын

Michael is a great example of how to be intelligently chaotic neutral.

@lemonzest905

4 жыл бұрын

If he was a bit wiser, he would have dominated the world

@FetishonyoutubeURL

4 жыл бұрын

William Q Isn’t there another youtuber like him? *Miniladd joins the chat*

normal people : im censoring everything to stay monitised micheal reeves : puts fake blood inside a puppet and completely slaughters it

@syeungmin6204

4 жыл бұрын

*Fake* blood?

@namechange149

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume it’s fake

@ViscoseComb24

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@sfsaviation

4 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume its just a puppet without a body inside it

@pinekel1081

4 жыл бұрын

Like good old youtube

I wish he had a parts lists and documented what he did. I would love to go through it and make something similar ;-;

@mohd.asaads.279

11 ай бұрын

Ya man that's what i wanted

Small upgrade proposition for the controls: build a miniature of the CUM frame and use more than 1 cam so you get more precise video feed. Maybe even go for 8 cams, 1 cam in each corner

Michael: "let's do a small incision above the ear" Poki: "S L A M D U N K"

@tacticallemon7518

4 жыл бұрын

1 800 GO FAST that’s why she looks familiar

@uranus9349

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@d3l7az7r1k3

4 жыл бұрын

Wheeze intensifies

@rainbowcrash186

4 жыл бұрын

something tells me poki would be a uh good basketball player

@benjaminszabo4611

4 жыл бұрын

Look at poki smiling when he put an X on the ear. She already knew what to do ..

If Tony Stark and Doctor Strange had a child, but it did crack

@Silverwind87

4 жыл бұрын

And had Peter Parker's budget.

@jett4350

4 жыл бұрын

@@Silverwind87 omg this comment got me laughing

@kmc9993

4 жыл бұрын

My man look like a full pepperoni pizza

@SergeantDC

3 жыл бұрын

Sznal broodah

I have officially decided this is my favorite video on KZread, great job I hope you are doin well

He's like a mix of vsause,rick sanchez and harry potter Where has this guy been all my life

scarra: why is poki screaming? Lily: she's with michael scarra: oh that makes sense

@onca4352

4 жыл бұрын

Clip?

@Volt64bolt

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Ting it doesnt exist

@kremitthegorilla914

4 жыл бұрын

*Proceeds to stab brain*

@Sh4wn___

3 жыл бұрын

Clip is at 9:46 I believe

@Sh4wn___

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda clip

it's called a "Surgery" robot cuz youtube doesn't like the word murder.

@nithinduvvuru4007

4 жыл бұрын

mtndew314 so true lmao

I have an idea for the controller you could instead of having to change out the tools every time you need to use a new one you could make it so that each finger was attached to a different tool so if you raised or lowered your fingers. It would move that specific tool up and down.

The way he scares Lily is hilarious.

This looks like the beginning of a DC villian's origin story.

@SociopathVayne

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit so true

@thatguybrody4819

4 жыл бұрын

_Driven mad by all the shitty robot requests and being stuck in his room drove him insane. he used what was left of his sanity to construct a code that would bring upon the human race awkward but efficient destruction by headhunting drones and war roombas._

@dystro.b

4 жыл бұрын

he just looks like one anyway

@vidiribu1

4 жыл бұрын

It is...

@cocbuilds

4 жыл бұрын

He just wanted to help the world 😭 _during a global health crisis_

The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large, he's on the way to that murder robot army

@colddude5714

4 жыл бұрын

Cont3mplation he already has, remember the drones?

@johnbezos40960

4 жыл бұрын

This is very true I can't wait

@panguskhan2825

4 жыл бұрын

isn't that his goal?

@skyz9992

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t give him the idea

@egg8782

4 жыл бұрын

He should later make a robot that can make more robots to start it more

i love how Michael just torments his roommates hahaha

“We are going to make a small incision above the ear” (Proceeds to brutally puncture the dummy’s head and kill him instantly”

I love how terrified everyone is of this murder robot.

@softdrink-0

4 жыл бұрын

JhenMaster who wouldn’t be

@GunnarTobus

4 жыл бұрын

He’s caused trauma to everyone at offline because of his 12 Year Old Mad Scientist Big Brain.

@Mr_Mimestamp

4 жыл бұрын

JhenMaster ikr, it’s so weird, it’s like they’ve never seen one before

@ThatChester

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone in OfflineTV gangsta till Michael starts making a video.

@blueninja012

4 жыл бұрын

rightfully so

Keep in mind, we didn't ask him to do this. At this point, he lost his shit during quarantine and his roommates are his test subjects.

@bking2181

4 жыл бұрын

Hostages*

@whocares8576

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they were all test subject

@kantongkresek1512

4 жыл бұрын

Like can you imagine, few months ago he just made a screaming roomba, tazer tag games, fishing rod with lawnmower. Now he made a pile driver disguised as a surgical device

@Makitru

4 жыл бұрын

Pokimane, Lilypichu, Fedmyster, Scarra, and Yvonne Disguisedtoast too, if he wasn’t self quarantining at a friends place

Imagine this you ring on your neighbors doorbell to ask him for some sugar and when he opens his doors he's wearing scrubs and is covered in blood

Thank god there was a Carriage Utility Mechanisim

This whole channel is just an excuse for Michael to steal people's kidneys.

@trulyinfamous

4 жыл бұрын

He's playing rimworld with the real world.

@Cruzer108

4 жыл бұрын

How else does he get his funding?

@k0248

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes perfect for the black market

@BiddleYT

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@original.1263

4 жыл бұрын

Fax

surgery robots: designed to be more precise than human fingers michael reeves: reinvents the kinect

@B1rd_z

4 жыл бұрын

kinect Kim Jong Un's surgery

@LaNoir.

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@thefantasticborf

11 ай бұрын

the kinect but better

@itsbootypatrol5217

10 ай бұрын

Min

I mate!! Love the ideia, just had a little input for you, maybe try to add some kind of stable structure to the robot. Like when you go with the knife have something to hold the head and dont expect the head to fall of gravity. Just an ideia for improvement. Love the content keep going.

Growing up is realizing that dynamic power bounds detection is actually kind of clever.

Imagine on your gravestone it says “Cause of Death: Lag”

@monkeyman3748

3 жыл бұрын

OMG me plays irl cod also me it was lag

@JessieJamesPlays

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@nekomimitheiii6091

3 жыл бұрын

My story when I try to play cod

@ashikjaman1940

3 жыл бұрын

Bruno, Narancia, and Abbachio

@Bruh-vd1pp

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashikjaman1940 pretty much

Michael: “I’m gonna build a surgery machine” Also Michael: builds a murder machine

@spooky4460

4 жыл бұрын

Owen McDonough haha! You got the joke! Wow! Amazing!

@LilyDroid

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't dying technically healing you from diseases?

@x-con2842

4 жыл бұрын

I see no difference.....

@thelastcube.

4 жыл бұрын

How do you have 500 likes in 4 minutes

@vojtechhykys1466

4 жыл бұрын

What is the diference really?

This is legit the best video on youtube!!!

the fact this was made 3 years ago and i could've sworn it just came out. just goes to show my perception of time.

If you're not on FBI's watchlist then someones not doing their job

@kozu6470

3 жыл бұрын

its 69 i really wanna like it thoo

@FandangoJepZ

3 жыл бұрын

I work in the FBI anti-terrorism unit. We’ve already talked to Michael and assessed him. He is not a threat to society. The only person he is a threat to is himself

@deletedchannel1216

3 жыл бұрын

@@FandangoJepZ LMAO

@SUDKLX

3 жыл бұрын

@@FandangoJepZ LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@alejandroborque3126

3 жыл бұрын

@@FandangoJepZ what did we tell you about giving out classified information?

As someone who actually does R&D for medical devices this has me crying. It’s beautiful

@jeshuaromeroocana446

4 жыл бұрын

Epic man

@roguedragoon9212

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Gregoire I mean it’s a start imagine that machine but with more precision

@sereysothe.a

4 жыл бұрын

Dream Dragoon bruh the davinci robot is shaped a certain way for a reason lmaoo

@blackcrowe9414

4 жыл бұрын

namn It’s better than anything that could be crafted by a “professional” and “knows what they are doing” and isn’t wanted for murder

@SandeepSingh-we7qb

4 жыл бұрын

Even if u improve on it there no way it will cost 2.6mil

Here’s an idea for a robot project, something just for fun. A Big Mouth Billy Bass version of the Deer Head from Evil Dead 2. You program it with a motion sensor so when someone walks by, its eyes roll over white, it bares its teeth, it cracks its neck and starts cackling maniacally while waving its head around like a freaky puppet. Bonus points if the stationary look is a convincing Deer Head Trophy. Extra bonus points if you use it to scare Dan Avidan.

The thud the pineapple made when it smacked the table was a masterpiece. Bravo good sir.